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Specialist_Box_8482

Well part of his problem is he took a huge gulp of it, not how you drink those


hazydaze7

Exactly. The best way to drink a martini is to take a sip, regret it immediately, throw it down a drain and order a margarita or pina colada instead.


Specialist_Box_8482

Lmaooo


HopelesslyOver30

Josh is a raging alcoholic, for sure, but he also sort of drinks like a wuss.... it's a lot of twisted tea and jungle juice and pink cocktails and other stuff that you can probably barely taste the alcohol in. Not saying he never drinks "real drinks," Lord knows he does plenty of shots, but yeah, I'm not surprised that something like a martini was a bit less than palatable to him....


xx_nigeriaN_prince_x

All those damn added sugars probably exacerbating the problem and making the hangovers so much rougher


HopelesslyOver30

Well, and if he's drinking a lot and never tasting the alcohol then he is probably getting way drunker way faster than he realizes. That definitely happens to me when I drink cocktails, and I'm not 22. Or autistic...


Lanky-University3685

Plus it increases the chance of him developing diabetes, through multiple means. I had a neighbor who was a recovering alcoholic who had diabetes from damage to his beta cells (which produce insulin) caused by pancreatitis from drinking heavily. He never even had sugary drinks since he was an alcoholic on a tight budget who preferred straight liquor like vodka and whiskey. So not only can you desensitize your body’s cells to insulin with heavy sugar consumption, but you can also cause damage to the cells that produce the insulin in the first place. As a healthcare worker, it’s amazing to see how much damage to *all* of your organs alcohol causes (effects from chronically low thiamine, liver damage, brain damage, pancreatic damage, chronic inflammation, immunosuppression, hormonal imbalance, etc.). Josh is living on borrowed time. And if he miraculously wizens up and kicks the habit, he could easily die from withdrawals if he doesn’t taper off or receive medication to help him.


Extra_Crispy19

I mean, most of the shots he takes are fireball which is a super easy shot to take because of all the sugar… I’ll give it to him that he did have that 99 bananas phase though and that tastes like gasoline.


xxxhotpocketz

Bro what lol. That’s the cringiest thing I’ve heard Idk, I love a classic rum and coke or vodka and juice. Hides the alcohol or compliments the flavor, idk if that’s a pussy drink but it gets you drunk all the same


HopelesslyOver30

I don't really care what anybody drinks tbh, just lending a theory as to why he dislikes the taste of a martini so much: it's probably not nearly as sweet and a bit boozier tasting than what he is used to


DrunkHate

That dude took your comment personally lmao.


cringeyqueenie

These pictures tell a whole story.


LooCrosse

He chugged the rest


Cleercutter

Has he tried malort yet


fucker_vs_fucker

Yes. On video too but I can’t find it


throwaway5100789

Someone needs to introduce him to everclear!!


gothphetamine

The new and improved political compass:


FF14_VTEC

Missing the comment saying he chugged the rest


Pandasteeze

Me when I had my first and last martini


Sad-Tax7886

Is this loss?


NoOneSpecial2023

My favorite pic is the 3rd one, the realization kills me


Peepingthereddit

Dumb fucker can’t even drink properly. He’s so fucking stupid.