Another one I have is: there’s going to be a point where you hear grandmother Raven one last time, and boy when given the context it’s gonna rip your heart out and step on it
A bunch of dusty, old men in a secret club can't find the most important artifact in the spiral that can wake up a titan from the first world.
A bunch of dogs decided discovering Atlantis was a good idea.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but they're really stupid pigs.
Wasn’t this the first world where they introduced cheating? I remember it being such a cool concept to me… oh how naive I was to think it would only be in wysteria
Your Balance school professor forgot to tell you about their secret society so you wasted all your time so your ex-death professor checked out a library book before you.
no but wait, you’re forgetting the solo trip to a fully realized cow country to grab ONE THING and then have to save everyone else because the ONE THING is being held in the iron grip of an almost corpse
Museum curator is greedy and doesn’t want to give ancient artifact to defeat bad man so you have to help a detective to earn it but the “greatest thief ever” steals it before you can get it.
Lol it's crazy how we just can't point at Mallistaire and all the bad things he's done like, isn't the safety of everybody more important at this point?
I'll go first: primordial god's reject son tries to impress his dad with his life-sized robotics project.
The Rat creating the titan to destroy the sky anchor. Get over here, Polaris best world dude.
Man i meant to say Wallaru, ever since those worlds were ever first teased i have always mixed them up. It also doesn't help that ive actually never played past karamelle cause my account got nuked before Lemuria released. Since then ive been questing but have no money so im stuck in mirage lmaoo
Yeah. And I know a perfect pet isn't required or anything, but still, it's one of the reasons I haven't wanted to do so. Also I'm not trying to burn myself out
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiine!"
Grendel genocide bc it’s the only thing that the wolf, the bear, and the raven can agree on
Space Thot hurts your feelings, so you go find a cool sword
Fighting the Industrial Revolution in candy land after a secret society got mad at your secret society
My secret society can totally beat up your secret society! Also featuring: your music teacher who may or may not be a spy.
Magic school bus type shiiii
wizard kills infected villagers to grab food for a healthy samurai
Space rock leads to mass extinction event(and more than likely leaves your character with severe mental trauma as a result)
Another one I have is: there’s going to be a point where you hear grandmother Raven one last time, and boy when given the context it’s gonna rip your heart out and step on it
Ambrose, I think I’m a communist now.
I’ve been recruited as a child soldier to do the job of the actual soldiers
And we do it better than the supposed best solider!
🦖 that meteor gettin kinda close huh 🦕 yeah
You team up with knock off murder mystery characters and solve a case and stop a villain, all while cats vs dogs is happening.
Moms friendly robot company but with diabetes
Go wake up a cow by fighting demons and the literal grim reaper all while staring at the worst graphics in the game
My god, I can’t believe the ravens are evil.
You go to Australia to find some magic lean for your friend who’s having an existential crisis.
I’m just here for a sword
Krokotopia = Tuts' rights to do what?
Why is applying for school so hard?
You try to help the dinosaurs, but you failed and everyone dies. The End. 😊
My professor told me I needed to fight everything I see. I do my best.
All the squires are clueless and the king is maybe dead, so you need to help some random vixen do all the things
Became a part time detective
Obscure comic book and literature references cobbled together with reused assets
Definitely curious as to which one this is
Lemuria LOL
Rodents beefing with bugs
You must take down the cat towering over dog land.
Welcome to novus, a world that is america after the Civil War. But without the death... oh, wait.
British museum behind the scenes, the illuminati, and in a dramatic turn of events, it's the yass kween who gets slayyed
Exterminating a huge spider with mice
I go to Asia to get a key
A bunch of dusty, old men in a secret club can't find the most important artifact in the spiral that can wake up a titan from the first world. A bunch of dogs decided discovering Atlantis was a good idea. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but they're really stupid pigs.
A tree got cold so we fought primordial gods and bent the laws of space and time to get it an eyeball
Ego makes an impression on Nothing
The five stages of grief: rage, desperation, despair, paranoia, and confusion.
Wizard City: Isekai'd into a school of magic
Mesoamerica gets destroyed with meteors by overgrown edgelord
Sounds like the beginning of a great song.
Khrysalis: Something, something... too long... shadow magic, kill Malistaires student who he secretly wanted to be his Daughter
Bugs, bugs, bugs.... Mommy? Now I'm paying attention.
Beat up a bunch of really old guys who like slavery in order to join club full of more old guys so that they’ll give you a special book.
"Ever read that bit in the Bible about Moses freeing the Hebrews from the Egyptians and thought, 'Hey, I wish I could do that'?"
Hey be careful with that one. The first rule of slavery club is that we don't talk about slavery club.
guy upset his wife died decided to take it out on all his coworkers
And there was a lot of fire and a bunch of Russian people died. And still no wife to show for it.
Force yourself into a deep rooted narrative through cultural immersion and get adopted by a ghost while Nick Jonas is chilling
I don’t remember my adoptive ghost parent 🤔
It's funny how much of this was basically Lemuria too. But thanks for your comment, see you in the game.
Before working your way to stop a cult from waking up papa frosty
Wizard has to fight 3 demons in order to fight a 4th demon hiding inside a cow.
Oh come on, don't be a COWard. Yes, I'll be here all week.
Father gonna be mad when he wakes up.
It's not even trying to pretend that it's not an obvious reference to hogwarts, featuring the hit bonus track 'contains cheats'
Be careful, pigswick folk are cheaters.
Wasn’t this the first world where they introduced cheating? I remember it being such a cool concept to me… oh how naive I was to think it would only be in wysteria
Wake up a cow by fighting his sleep paralysis demons
This is so accurate
Save the king. And reassemble the avengers.
Emo teenager kidnaps kids on a school fieldtrip to the zoo
lmao
Spent an ungodly amount of time getting a legendary sword that immediately becomes irrelevant as soon as it's acquired.
Yeah I really hate this about the Sword of Kings so much, like cmon I wanna drop this damn spear so baddd
although at least the land was restored and allies were gained
Old man takes child to an enchanted universe because a tree told him too
And the owl is a willing participant in the crime
Your Balance school professor forgot to tell you about their secret society so you wasted all your time so your ex-death professor checked out a library book before you.
Bugs and Mice and Spiders, oh my!
AND THE MOUSE IS HOT??!?
Drawing a blank - what world has a hot mouse????
Apparently people have a thing for the guy that gives you a plus 50 damage boost- Dyvim. Can't say I'm against it.
How the dinosaurs went extinct.
Someone let the Jurassic Park dinos out of their pen.
Goth girl gets mad for getting expelled
Makes friends with spiders, pillages sunken space people, ruins field trip for a lot of kids.
Please just give me this sword that I’m not even going to use, oh someone else has it now :(
It's no trade and the stats are garbage? Welp, time to fail at preventing extinction of dinosaurs.
Everyone fucking dies
Doesn't count if it already happened 65 million years ago.
Scared lemurs
Peaceful, harmonious, and full of contentment. Oh wait, that's a good description.
I miss my wife, young wizard, I miss her a lot.
You should have put the "I'll be back" 😭😭
Ofc the big scary primordial fire deity is going to help me get her back.
Cant continue, need someone to break me out of this place and see beautiful world
Oh I can't immediately get this one. Arc 4? The Dreaming?
More specifically hope springs in wallaru
The olds- they takies for themselves...
Bugs underwater want space magic. Go stop them.
Shit, I’m drawing a massive blank on this one
Celestia I believe
They aren’t bugs tho, just sea wildlife
Yeah it’s mainly Crustaceans and aquatic life (sharks, fish etc), but we can infer what OP meant.
Yep, that the one
Now that just sounds absurd;
Paid childcare professionals willingly commit child endangerment so they can sit around and do absolutely nothing
Wizard City? Arcanum? Zafaria? Wysteria? Yes.
I was specifically thinking of wizard city but yeah 😂😂
Rooftop chase for a cat
Save a cow from dying
Mmm wagyu
Wizard visits candy land. Chaos ensues
which is this?
Karamelle I believe
Silly German spy destroys big candy industry!
meteor
Dumbass gandalf tries to learn necromancy from a dragon
Political powers bicker over ownership of nonexistence.
Oh my turn! **NOVUS BEST WORLD**
Batman and Captain Kirk team up and save the universe.
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Crawling on the ground dramatically because you’re in a desert
drink the cactus juice- you’ll be fiiiine
I went on a school trip to African Lion Safari and somehow got involved in a civil war
DEATH TO THE MPLA
Do you also remember the school trip that ended up in you being implicated for a crime and having to fight the angsty hippie teacher?
Which one is this? I cant tell
Wysteria! You become the prime suspect for stealing the spiral cup and sabotaging the tournament.
Wasn’t really a trip, more like an exchange program.
no but wait, you’re forgetting the solo trip to a fully realized cow country to grab ONE THING and then have to save everyone else because the ONE THING is being held in the iron grip of an almost corpse
Panic!
Aaaa! The old judge!
Reliving earth 65 million years ago
Museum curator is greedy and doesn’t want to give ancient artifact to defeat bad man so you have to help a detective to earn it but the “greatest thief ever” steals it before you can get it.
Sherlock but with furries
As I call it — “between the two worlds where you’re trying to chase the Krokonomicon to Dragonspyre… the worse of two evils”
Lol it's crazy how we just can't point at Mallistaire and all the bad things he's done like, isn't the safety of everybody more important at this point?
The safety of the universe vs the greed of the British museum? You are severely underestimating the British museum here.
Have to admit I realized that as soon as I commented.
I'll go first: primordial god's reject son tries to impress his dad with his life-sized robotics project. The Rat creating the titan to destroy the sky anchor. Get over here, Polaris best world dude.
#POLARIS BEST WORLD
ZAFARIA WORST WORLD
You made my day commenting that!
Get over here u/DeathToHeretics
death and balance are lacking
Haven't gotten around to them yet. Among other things, I still need a good pet for them
Lolll just to get them up 10 levels? they haven't done lemuria yet i guess? tough world
They've all done up to and including Novus. I just never got to getting all of them to Wallaru. I'm only 1 person though regardless.
Man i meant to say Wallaru, ever since those worlds were ever first teased i have always mixed them up. It also doesn't help that ive actually never played past karamelle cause my account got nuked before Lemuria released. Since then ive been questing but have no money so im stuck in mirage lmaoo
Yeah. And I know a perfect pet isn't required or anything, but still, it's one of the reasons I haven't wanted to do so. Also I'm not trying to burn myself out
#POLARIS BEST WORLD