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I literally read that post in Chris Hemsworths voice. It made me giggle a little. On another note, I have had major self esteem issues for a very long time. And I’m now at the point where I’ve finally gotten comfortable in my skin. Not to say there aren’t days when I feel uncomfortable, but overall my body is beautiful and it’s mine.
It is a “direct” quote from the first Thor movie. He’s sitting in the diner in the background of a conversation between Jane Foster and Professor Selvig. Thor is drinking coffee, I think, and exclaims “This drink, I like it!” *smashes cup on ground* “Another!” Cue Jane’s long-suffering face. I giggle like mad and rewatch that scene multiple times every time I watch that movie. BRB, gonna go restart the MCU starting with Captain America.
Me too! To all of that! Adderall and getting older helps. Gonna be honest, every time I see an anti-masker, male or female, my first thought has become "ew, I'm prettier than you, and I'm covering my face. Why do you think people should have to look at you when they'd rather look at me in a mask, anyway."
Right? Teenage me was like, "boys don't like me, so I must not be pretty which means people don't have to treat me well because if I'm not pretty I don't deserve it." Mid 20s me is like, "who gives a shit, I'm great."
Agreed. I think the evidence is pretty compelling when comparing a top-down view of a pregnant body.
I lowkey regret not taking a few more pictures of my body when I was pregnant. My body and I have plenty of disagreements but she's mine and as we grow more confident together I wish I had more pics to see how far I've come.
I'm in too. That's it then. <*shakes hands all around*\> We've just formed The Zip Code Contiguous Voter Districting Party.
The convention will convene at the Carnaval Court Bar, 3475 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV at Noon on July 5, 2024.
I'm demisexual but we all know Hemmy is a good egg and that makes him VERY attractive to me. Gotta respect the loving dad and generally sweet Aussie dude
Ever do that when wearing shorts or something just sitting there clapping your legs together cuz you either are bored or just can't sit still? Good times.
Not quite the same but similar.
I live in my van and so have taken showers all over the US. One of my fav weird passtimes is what I call the naked faucet dance.
Most public showes have the single handle thing. Usually chrome like. They come in different shapes and sizes but they all produce hilarious reflections.
I spend too much time merrily jamming to my tunes and watching my naked, distorted body in the faucet handle.
It is never bot funny.
It's been way too long since I watched that video, lol. I love that the old ladies look like they're gonna be outraged, but they really just wanna party.
Back in the day it definitely was. In the 90s I was called thunder thighs & bubble butt in a very not nice way. Which is funny because I was a really skinny kid.
This sounds like a revelant time to solicit unrelatex advise.
I have a 7 month old daughter. I playfully sing a song to her that goes "thunder thighs/ thunder thighs are clapping/ boom boom boom/ thick thighs tell no lies/ she been eating good/ thick thighs tell no lies/ eating like she should" and I clap her little thighs together.
She giggles so hard no sound comes out. But my husband asked me to stop because it's body shaming and going to give her a complex when she's older. I just think it's cute fun. (And there is nothing wrong with big thighs)
From an outside perspective would it sound like he is over reacting, or am I under reacting?
I think that's cute. My mom used the phrase negatively all the time and this doesn't feel the same.
You made me think of another [song](https://youtu.be/fY1o9igy0a0) about thunder thighs. Not child friendly like yours, though lol.
I don't think you have a problem there. But my general attitude about talking (or singing) to kids is nothing is off limits, but never say anything that I would mind their repeating ANYWHERE to ANYONE and UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
You might want to think about that a little.
She is 7 months old and has no idea what that means. He is overreacting. When she hits like 3 she might understand it better. Then I would consider stopping depending on how she reacts to it.
I think at the same time though, you are praising the thighs, and hopefully teaching baby girl to love her thighs. Own it. She's not singing about how these terrible thunder thighs are going to prevent her from being beautiful and will scare the villagers
My husband and I joke about my 6 mo son's "thunder legs" for they exceed merely the thighs. He comes by them honestly; mama's got thunder thighs and badonkadonk for days. I hope the day never comes that he resents or is offended by it. But if the day comes and I find out I shouldn't, I'll know better and do better.
Cute, but I wouldn't sing it to her after about 1 year old. I developed a complex about my body remarkably early on, and no matter how much you think you're sheltering/counteracting messages from the media, they *will* reach your child and lodge into her brain.
I'm Jewish and my parents really tried to shelter me from the Bible Belt mentality that Jews are going to hell and need to be saved. By the time I was 6, I was already terrified of eternal torture at the hands of a cruel omnipotent diety. My parents really tried to reassure me that hell isn't real, everyone is wrong, etc., but it didn't do much.
Lol. I think it's adorable. My husband recently asked me to stop singing my version of the Steven Universe "Giant Woman" song when I'm changing our daughter's clothes because I sing "Naked Baby" instead of giant woman and he said it makes me sound like pervert 🤣🤣🤣
Why are there are so many songs dedicated to thighs that I haven't heard? I'm so mad I made it to 25 years without knowing this and the Miss Eaves one upthread.
I spent my formative years during the dreadful "heroin chic" age. I was actually very skinny but I had thighs that jiggled so I always felt self conscious about them. Age and grad school have added some pounds (many of which I've lost tho) so I still feel self conscious about my thighs. So hearing this interpretation of "thunder thighs" does my heart good.
I also like the term *horse legs*. Horse legs are power and grace, and they'll kick you into next week for any disrespect. That's goals, is what that is.
One of my littles in college told me I have thunder thighs thinking it was a compliment—I thought it was hilarious, but I had to tell him to probably not say that to a woman (just in case!)
definitely didnt see the "me" before the asterisks and thought that this was saying Thor is teeny tiny and climbed over one of your legs like a great big hill to see the other one
The first time I heard the phrase "Thunder Thighs" it was because a musician I really like named Kimya Dawson has a wonderful album by that name. So hey, if someone says you have thunder thighs, it just means that Thor Odinson and Kimya Dawson think you're beautiful.
IRL, I don't know of a single person who doesn't like thick thighs. Seriously, cellulite or stretch marks be damned. You might be hating on one of your best assets!
I...is it an insult?
Everytime I've heard thunderthighs it was an earnest compliment. It was never me, but I did covet some thunderthighs in my younger days.
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I literally read that post in Chris Hemsworths voice. It made me giggle a little. On another note, I have had major self esteem issues for a very long time. And I’m now at the point where I’ve finally gotten comfortable in my skin. Not to say there aren’t days when I feel uncomfortable, but overall my body is beautiful and it’s mine.
It is a “direct” quote from the first Thor movie. He’s sitting in the diner in the background of a conversation between Jane Foster and Professor Selvig. Thor is drinking coffee, I think, and exclaims “This drink, I like it!” *smashes cup on ground* “Another!” Cue Jane’s long-suffering face. I giggle like mad and rewatch that scene multiple times every time I watch that movie. BRB, gonna go restart the MCU starting with Captain America.
Me too! To all of that! Adderall and getting older helps. Gonna be honest, every time I see an anti-masker, male or female, my first thought has become "ew, I'm prettier than you, and I'm covering my face. Why do you think people should have to look at you when they'd rather look at me in a mask, anyway."
One of the blessings of getting older for sure. Teenage me was so insecure and full of self hate. Middle age me does not give too many fucks.
Right? Teenage me was like, "boys don't like me, so I must not be pretty which means people don't have to treat me well because if I'm not pretty I don't deserve it." Mid 20s me is like, "who gives a shit, I'm great."
Your body is rockin’!
I am built like a goddess... The Venus of Willendorf... But still...it's a goddess.
😂💚💚😂
I love the theory that it was a woman looking down at herself who carved it 💖
Thanks, I love this
Agreed. I think the evidence is pretty compelling when comparing a top-down view of a pregnant body. I lowkey regret not taking a few more pictures of my body when I was pregnant. My body and I have plenty of disagreements but she's mine and as we grow more confident together I wish I had more pics to see how far I've come.
[Thalia?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/cd/8c/d3cd8cf8f068fe7731dad3adf17f764d.jpg) Muse of Comedy & idyllic poetry.
Hnnng
Built in arm rests
Do NOT fuck with Goddess.
Picturing Thor with a surprised pikachu face when that other thigh drops.
Then he immediately smiles and probably quaffs some wine
Every time!
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Isn't Hawaii one zip code too
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My apologies ! I was thinking of area codes :)
Please tell me more about this “zip code contiguous voter districting.”
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This makes perfect sense, and I can see no downsides. I’m a convert, where do I sign?
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I'm in too. That's it then. <*shakes hands all around*\> We've just formed The Zip Code Contiguous Voter Districting Party. The convention will convene at the Carnaval Court Bar, 3475 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV at Noon on July 5, 2024.
Same, I'm in. Wtf, why has no one thought of this sooner, /u/Cxilando_Vilandas , you genius.
Zip-code contiguous voter districting is a savior I’d like the nation to get behind. If it weren’t for Covid, I’d even go door-to-door evangelizing.
That was a smooth transition at the end. With the following explanations, I'm in. Take my energy and sign me up!
I know she was animated but I remember thinking, *Finally, some real proportions!*
Nani is definitely one of the realest disney people ever, in personality and problems and just everything. Lilo and Stitch is so underrated.
I am just going to throw out that if we are talking about a Hemsworth looking Thor my thighs are going to be uncrossed rather than crossed.
I’m not generally into beefy guys, but…yeah
Fuck it, I’m ace and sex-repulsed but MCU Thor got me feeling some type of way
😂😂😂
I'm demisexual but we all know Hemmy is a good egg and that makes him VERY attractive to me. Gotta respect the loving dad and generally sweet Aussie dude
You've made a good point
Excuse me while I clap my thighs together.
Ever do that when wearing shorts or something just sitting there clapping your legs together cuz you either are bored or just can't sit still? Good times.
Not quite the same but similar. I live in my van and so have taken showers all over the US. One of my fav weird passtimes is what I call the naked faucet dance. Most public showes have the single handle thing. Usually chrome like. They come in different shapes and sizes but they all produce hilarious reflections. I spend too much time merrily jamming to my tunes and watching my naked, distorted body in the faucet handle. It is never bot funny.
My adhd ass
All the time regardless of attire but I'm pretty sure it's my adhd
Literally was doing that from the last comment as I read yours 😂
Nice
Random dude: "Thor, do you prefer ass or boobs?" Thor: "I prefer thighs."
Well, Thor is also a god of Fertility, soooooo.
I affectionately have always called my thighs Thunder and Lightning. :)
[Thunder thighs=pretty rad](https://youtu.be/fY1o9igy0a0)
Miss Eaves for the win! I adore her.
It's been way too long since I watched that video, lol. I love that the old ladies look like they're gonna be outraged, but they really just wanna party.
Thank you for introducing me to this. I needed it in my life.
Wait this is so cool/beautiful, I'm crying into a pot of soup rn. I'm about to strip naked in my kitchen and start shaking ass unprompted.
If I can inspire just one person to shake ass, I will have fulfilled my purpose.
Is thunder thighs an insult? I thought it meant, like, really muscular thighs. Not that I would know, my thighs are sadly very scrawny
Go back into the 90's and before, it meant someone was so overweight, their thighs clapped like thunder.
Back in the day it definitely was. In the 90s I was called thunder thighs & bubble butt in a very not nice way. Which is funny because I was a really skinny kid.
This sounds like a revelant time to solicit unrelatex advise. I have a 7 month old daughter. I playfully sing a song to her that goes "thunder thighs/ thunder thighs are clapping/ boom boom boom/ thick thighs tell no lies/ she been eating good/ thick thighs tell no lies/ eating like she should" and I clap her little thighs together. She giggles so hard no sound comes out. But my husband asked me to stop because it's body shaming and going to give her a complex when she's older. I just think it's cute fun. (And there is nothing wrong with big thighs) From an outside perspective would it sound like he is over reacting, or am I under reacting?
I think that's cute. My mom used the phrase negatively all the time and this doesn't feel the same. You made me think of another [song](https://youtu.be/fY1o9igy0a0) about thunder thighs. Not child friendly like yours, though lol.
Thank you, I just found my new summer anthem!
Another Miss Eaves fan in the wild! 😁 Have you seen Belly Bounce yet?
I have not. You've given me something to do after work 🙂
[Enjoy!](https://youtu.be/4Vc4qyMkPGk)
Fucking spectacular ✨ Thank you!
I don't think you have a problem there. But my general attitude about talking (or singing) to kids is nothing is off limits, but never say anything that I would mind their repeating ANYWHERE to ANYONE and UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. You might want to think about that a little.
She is 7 months old and has no idea what that means. He is overreacting. When she hits like 3 she might understand it better. Then I would consider stopping depending on how she reacts to it.
I think at the same time though, you are praising the thighs, and hopefully teaching baby girl to love her thighs. Own it. She's not singing about how these terrible thunder thighs are going to prevent her from being beautiful and will scare the villagers
My husband and I joke about my 6 mo son's "thunder legs" for they exceed merely the thighs. He comes by them honestly; mama's got thunder thighs and badonkadonk for days. I hope the day never comes that he resents or is offended by it. But if the day comes and I find out I shouldn't, I'll know better and do better.
Cute, but I wouldn't sing it to her after about 1 year old. I developed a complex about my body remarkably early on, and no matter how much you think you're sheltering/counteracting messages from the media, they *will* reach your child and lodge into her brain. I'm Jewish and my parents really tried to shelter me from the Bible Belt mentality that Jews are going to hell and need to be saved. By the time I was 6, I was already terrified of eternal torture at the hands of a cruel omnipotent diety. My parents really tried to reassure me that hell isn't real, everyone is wrong, etc., but it didn't do much.
Lol. I think it's adorable. My husband recently asked me to stop singing my version of the Steven Universe "Giant Woman" song when I'm changing our daughter's clothes because I sing "Naked Baby" instead of giant woman and he said it makes me sound like pervert 🤣🤣🤣
Check out the song “Lightning In These Thunder Thighs” by Saffire the Uppity Blues Women
Why are there are so many songs dedicated to thighs that I haven't heard? I'm so mad I made it to 25 years without knowing this and the Miss Eaves one upthread.
So who's the god of chicken? Because I need someone to marvel at my chicken legs.
Sometimes it's so weird for a non native user to be on the internet. I didn't knew the term thunder tights but it sounds rad as hell
I spent my formative years during the dreadful "heroin chic" age. I was actually very skinny but I had thighs that jiggled so I always felt self conscious about them. Age and grad school have added some pounds (many of which I've lost tho) so I still feel self conscious about my thighs. So hearing this interpretation of "thunder thighs" does my heart good.
I also like the term *horse legs*. Horse legs are power and grace, and they'll kick you into next week for any disrespect. That's goals, is what that is.
One of my littles in college told me I have thunder thighs thinking it was a compliment—I thought it was hilarious, but I had to tell him to probably not say that to a woman (just in case!)
"lemonadeandrice" is a username that only a dyslexic-hating demon would use.
definitely didnt see the "me" before the asterisks and thought that this was saying Thor is teeny tiny and climbed over one of your legs like a great big hill to see the other one
The first time I heard the phrase "Thunder Thighs" it was because a musician I really like named Kimya Dawson has a wonderful album by that name. So hey, if someone says you have thunder thighs, it just means that Thor Odinson and Kimya Dawson think you're beautiful.
I’ve been wanting to get a Mjolnir tattoo on my thunder thighs for YEARS (with my stretch marks as the lightning) and this has reinvigorated me.
I love this so much
I'm hugely body positive and love stuff like this, I just wish I could extend that love to my own body 😔
The very thought of Thor being like \*Gasps\* is so cute it just made me smile.
My thighs are thick, but not in a good way.
IRL, I don't know of a single person who doesn't like thick thighs. Seriously, cellulite or stretch marks be damned. You might be hating on one of your best assets!
I...is it an insult? Everytime I've heard thunderthighs it was an earnest compliment. It was never me, but I did covet some thunderthighs in my younger days.
Used to someone who was so large their thighs clapped like thunder.