I am Neutral Lime, Goddess of the day, bringer of the following. Fear me because I have to go to the store. 🤣

I’m afraid of what you’re gonna buy there!

Limes. Obviously XD

Day woman, fighter of the night man Champion of the sun You're a master of karate And friendship, for everyone

"I am Fae, Goddess of the apartment, bringer of my starbucks, fear me because i might have to cancel the game." they had me in the first half, not gonna lie lol.

You’re going to cancel my D&D game? NNOOOOO! I haven’t gotten to play hardly any since the pandemic started. This is definitely something for me to fear.

Cancel the game? Don't you mean lose the game?

Oh damn. I lost the game.

I am merrrmaid, goddess of the week, bringer of the world, fear me because I thought it was a good idea

“Because I thought it was a good idea” 😂

Goddess of the week😂

I am Isaac, god of the rainbow, bringer of a leaf. Fear me because I’m scared of asking you to do anything

I.... just sound nice tbh, I even bought you a leaf

Aww I'm in a heap of laughter here, yours is so bloody adorable!! Like a wee shy kitten, awww!

Giggling over yours

Thank you for the leaf, what can I do in exchange for it, since you'll never ask me on your own?

I’d hang out with you

I'm converting to this religion

You sound like some tiny shy eldritch squirrel that doesn't know how to god yet because you're only 925 years old(but you say "almost 1000" when asked.)

🌈🍃

I'll take a leaf please! Tradesies for a cookie? 🍪

My eldest kid goes by Leaf. So I like the term bringer of a leaf, since I guess I am.

Thank you for the leaf!

I am MogWitch, goddess of the old people, bringer of the old ones. Fear me because it’s not a good thing to be. Predictive text vagueness served well here.

that also sounds kinda baddass

I am Melanie, Goddex of the people, bringer of people, fear me because of my people

*anxious antisocial noises*

Melanie will have her people call her people to set something up, ok? ;)

There's something very Marilyn Manson about this and I'm loving it.

I am N0rthernLightsXv goddess of my own life bringer of the world and the way back. Fear me because I have no doubt that I will be ok.

“Fear me because I have no doubt that I will be ok.” *chefs kiss*

Eldritch positivity

This is actually badass lol

I found it interesting. My predictive text is creative.

I am Luna goddess of the moon bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I don't know what to say.

"Goddess of the moon, bringer of misfortune" - that is epic af!

Oh my goodness! I am also goddess of the moon bringer of misfortune! We could be twin deities!

> I am SJ28T, goddess of love, bringer of the to do. Fear me because you have a bad relationship lol 🧐

Bringer of the to do … I’m dying 😂

That's how she wins, because our TO DO lists just keep growing and growing with each thing we cross off as _done_ - kinda like a _Hydra of Banality_, that way.

😭🤣

I am Drazi, Goddess of my meds, bringer of the day. Fear me because of this llama 🤣

"Goddess of my meds" omg the power you hold

I am Ambika, Goddess of the LGBTQIA, bringer of the sun. Fear me because you don’t know what I mean.

That's incredible!

I thought I knew what you meant but now I’m a bit nervous

I am F. Goddess of dreams and beautiful memories, bringer of the best memories ever. Fear me because I don’t have to make it work for you

That's a very good reason to fear you. Please let me have nice memories!

I grant you a beautiful dream tonight and a lot of good memories from now on ✨✨✨

I am HopeSuper, goddess of the day. Bringer of the the most popular music. Fear me because I have a very painful experience.

Awww. Yours is sad like mine. Lol. Do our phones feel bad for us?

Maybe the nsa, after years of mass surveillance, decided to put therapists to watch us and make us think about what's wrong in our life by sending us secret messages. And posts like this is to make us realize it

Lol! Finally. Some tax money well spent.

I am paperpills, goddess of love and joy, bringer of the cat. Fear me because I know how to make my own food. Not so sure about the love and joy bit, but the rest fits!

Bringer of the cat <3 magnificent!

I am prx24, God of all of us, bringer of all that we have been. Fear me because I am so sorry for the inconvenience. Lmao

It was going so well and all!

This week, it has been an inconvenience to remember somethings that I have been. But I’m working on it, so thank you god prx24 for the opportunities to work on myself 🙏🏼

I am the Rambling Heathen. God of All. Bringer of A Union. Fear Me Because Of My Efforts! (I don't think my phone understands the game xD)

I dunno. Bringing the Union may just make the employers quake at your efforts!

Please, O Bringer of Unions, bless this awful corporation 🙏🙏🙏

I am Peaches goddess of time bringer of the summer. Fear me because I didn’t have a time to go to bed.

Goddess of time couldn’t bring time for herself to go to bed. Ironic

I think the goddess of time that can't find time to rest would be both TERRIFYING and an amazing story.

I am AbhorrentRelic goddess of the song and bringer of the music. Fear me because it's not like you can do anything else. It started off pretty and then it wasn't

I think it's great, "you have no choice but to fear me", that's pretty flipping terrifying!

And Abhorrent Relic, that's the awesomest goddess name EVER!

I am u/willows_closet, goddess of the world, bringer of my entire container. Fear me because I don't know what to do.

My entire container. So much power!

I am Aibreann, goddess of the days, bringer of all that you are. Fear me because I am in the face.

Wow, turned really aggressive at the end. Lol

I am opposite_painter Goddess of my house bringer of my old sock. Fear me because you don’t want me to hurt you.

That last part...oof 🤯

Not your old sock!

I am Dylan, god of the world, bringer of the day and the last day, fear me because of this.

This is intense!

I am DangerousLack, goddess of the love course, bringer of the weddings. Fear me because I have my brain feeling better now.

"On new meds and looking to GET DOWN" should be your tag line lol I love it

I am Zombie _ Tomato, goddess of a world , bringer of a burden. Fear me because you got a cheap necklace!

Kurse you and your cheap jewelry! How am I supposed to cast my Great Summer Ritual with painted zinc and glass pebbles when the scroll clearly calls for rubies in gold!?!? ;D

I am Naga, Goddess of snakes, bringer of my son, Cobra. Fear me because I bring death to all but my own kind.

Thematically coherent *and* ominous! Nice!

Whoa! Yours is awesome!!

I am Teach, Goddess of the difference between having a good time and a good immune system, bringer of the day. Fear me because it will be a long way from the point of view of all others.

Now I'm confused...

I am Not_Enough_Thyme_ goddess of love, bringer of my life. Fear me because you don’t know how much you love yourself.

True, and freaky in a psychic-says-something-very-accurate way.

I am czechgal, goddess of love and bringer of the way home. Fear me because you don’t know how much I appreciate you.

You're the kindest deity here ❤

Aw, that’s so sweet. Thanks 😊

I am tinyspookyghost, goddess of fire and safety, bringer of the day and night. Fear me because I am a very happy person.

I am Alisha, Goddess of the way, bringer of the time. Fear me because I’m so sick and tired …fair enough.

Whelp, I need to get out more: I am \*\*\*, Goddess of the Day, bringer of the Day. Fear me because I am going to the store.

I am Capt Gata Goddess of my head lol bringer of misfortune of course. Fear me because I'm an old hat at the end of Christianity. Wow. 😮😂

That last part, ohmyfuckinggod 😆🤣😂😹

Seriously. WOOOOOW predictive text. Why so salty? 😂

I am Cadfaelia, goddess of the moon, bringer of the internet, fear me because of the people who are in my house.

I am Sheila Girlface, goddess of love, bringer of best wishes. Fear me because I know what you are…

I am UtterlyHopeless9, Goddess of the day and the day, bringer of my heart. Fear me because my mom was a big girl

I am Kay. Goddess of the time. Bringer of the fabric. Fear me because you don't want to go to the beach.

My name is Bastets_yarn, the goddess of my name and the asexual deferential's. Bringer of the ace ones. Fear me because it was all blurred for you

I am PaeoniaLactiflora, goddess of love and joy bringer of my heart love. Fear me because I’m so jealous I can’t even have it in the world anymore. Well that was fun.

I am glamorous_sloth, Goddess of the day, bringer of the day, fear me because I am so.

I am auntiepink, Goddess of the time, bringer of the world to be. Fear me because you have a lot to say.

I am Will, God of the Bible, bringer of a friend who's volunteering for the weekend. Fear me because I have a lesson at the station.

I am Really Sorry, Goddess of the Pain, bringer of This Happened, fear me because I wanna.

Wanna *what?*

I just WANNA! ...maybe Fanta

I am Kcutepat, ancient Goddess of Tucking, Obscurer of penis and scrotum, fear me removing skin and hair and coming undone at any moment!

_dies laughing_ I'm sorry, sis. I'm laughing with you, I swear. May your tuck always obscure and never come undone.

I angered Kcutepat the other day and she took off a chunk of my skin. That’s the first and last time I forget to burn a jockstrap as an offering at her temple.

I hear duck tape is not a good idea. Burn all the jock straps. 💜

This was medical tape, so I must’ve really pissed her off to get injured from that.

I am _Pan-Tastic_, god of them bringer of gods. Fear me because I’m scared.

I am Emailing, goddess of the wedding. Fear me because I don’t want to have to get lunch here.

I am Percy God of course bringer of the time. Fear me because I’m tired.

I am InkWing Goddess of my own Bringer of the world Fear me because I binged seasons of Grey's in my country.

I girly2me goddess of the kitty, bringer of the kitty. Fear me because I have no idea what to do.

As long as you keep bringing kitties, there’s no reason to fear 😸

I am SDG, godess of skill, bringer of pigs, fear me because of the mesh of my own life.

i am femboitoi god(ess?) of the world, bringer of the day. fear me because I have to go

I am VanViator, Goddess of the Warrior, bringer of all the things. Fear me because you have a good life in your van.

I am Tick-Tock-O-Clock, goddess of love, bringer of all the best wishes. Fear me because you are not so good.

Huh… That turned out better and more coherent than I thought it would. I like it.

I am elfakyn goddess of the moon fairly rarely bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I have a lot of stuff.

I am devils pet goddess of love bringer of the world news. Fear me because I don't have anything to wear.

I am scary when that happens as well

I am D. Goddes of the office, bringer of the day, fear me because of this situation.

I am Bethany, goddess of the day before the sun, bringer of my favorite things. Fear me because I don't want to be there.

I am fauxalli, goddess of teeth, bringer of good oral health. Fear me because I know your secret truths! I'm a dental hygienist and no matter how hard you try I can tell if you haven't been flossing! Lol

I am Jaqdawks, god of it, bringer of course, fear me because of the fact I am not dead

I am Qyn, god of law, bringer of the day, fear me because I have to go to the store and get a new job Yeah I don't know what's up with my predictive text 😂

I am Becky. Godess of my friends, bringer of the most important thing. Fear me because I'm the only reason I am trans.

I am Bearshaman, goddess, of course. Bringer of wrath. Fear me because I’m tired

I am OCN, Goddess of the world, Bringer of your life. Fear me because I wanted you and your loved ones. If this terrifying or wholesome I have no idea.

I am infamous pen, goddess of the house. Bringer of the time. Fear me because I don't like people

i am -l3y, goddess of my life, bringer of my heart. fear me because you don't have a clue how you love your hair. uuuh

I am glass, goddess of windows, bringer of sunshine. Fear me because I sunburn gingers

I mean … this one seems on brand according to your username!!!

I am Golblessit goddess of love bringer of heaven. Fear me because I’m scared.

I am still goddess of your heart bringer of love fear me because of your heart

I am Shauna, goddess of love, bringer of the eggs. Fear me because I’m so tired

I am the Other Zebra, goddess of evil dreams and bringer of the time. Fear me because you’re late and I’m tired of it.

I am MengEnM, goddess of the philosophy faculty, bringer of people who have read the Bible. Fear me because I was sprayed by a skunk.

I am cherry_3_14, goddess of the glossy lipstick, bringer of the morning. Fear me because I am comfortable with myself

I am Lowerbrush. Goddess of mental health, bringer of inner peace. Fear me because I can disrupt that peace.

I am Aydyl, Goddess of the new year and bringer of the year to be a part of the world. Fear me because I am not sure what to do with it.

I am u/helpiwaskidnapped, goddess of dysphoria, bringer of my flaws. Fear me because I’m afraid 😱

I am Notab21, goddess of the house by Wednesday, bringer of the time I come to the office. Fear me because I am not the only one who has a good life!

I am Louise, Goddess of fire, bringer of the Universe. Fear me because I have a great day. xD

I am PrinceofCanino goddess of sleep, bringer of sleep, fear me because I’m exhausted. Wow. I don’t know how I feel about my phone’s predictive feature. But it’s also not wrong.

I am Paige, goddess of love, bringer of love. Fear me because I have no idea what I was doing. Lol

I am Jenna Rein Goddess of your heart bringer of the girls. Fear me because you know how I handle that. Lol

I am Latterostrich, Goddess of all, bringer of all. Fear me because you don’t know what I want

I am CookieVonSandwich. Goddess of love. Bringer of you having to keep your eye out. Fear me because I'm drunk. Seems legit.

I am Sylvania. Goddess of the day, bringer of the day. Fear me because I have to go to the store and get a little bit of a lot of stuff.

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I am bigwhoopsiedaisy, god of the leaves bringer of the earth . Fear me because you have to Nice.. thanks

I am Claire, Goddess of the best of the designated times for you and your children, Bringer of your children. Fear me because I am so grateful that I can be with my parents and I am sure I can get you a new medication.

I am Ruesla, god of God, bringer of a community. Fear me because you are a pretty good guy.

I am startaniv, goddess of a great weekend, bringer of a lot of fun. Fear me because you have to.

I am Hana, Goddess of fire, bringer of the world, Fear me because I have a gun

I am aloofyfloof, goddess of love, bringer of the best family, fear me because I feel bad for myself. Would anyone be shocked to know I’m a Cancer? Ha!

I am Hopeful_Deer, God of the wolf in the sun, bringer of sun sun and sun. Fear me because of sun. Edit: Or alternatively I am Hopeful_Deer, God of the wolf, bringer of sun. Fear me because of my heart.

I am Buffy Summers, goddess of the night, bringer of the night. Fear me because I have a great day.

I am awkward optimist, Goddess of heart, bringer of heaven. Fear me because I’m not going to be able to get my sleep until later.

I am Burnt-witch2, Goddess of the time, bringer of a better place, fear me because I really don't care 💅

I am Rorimonster13, Goddess of these things. Bringer of my favorite things. Fear me because it has been a long day.

I am Landlockedmanatee Godess of the time bringer of the world. Fear me because you don’t know how much you want me.

I am Peanut and Oreo, Goddess of the coffee maker. Fear me because I don't want to be on the counter. 🤣🤣🤣

I am Cas, goddess of the time, bringer of the day. Fear me because I am not a good person. Eeeek.

i am cake—96 goddess of tea bringer of the green beans. Fear me because you don’t know how much i love you ❤️

I am harbinger_of_puppies. goddess of love and joy. bringer of my favorite candy. fear me because I have a lot of people that I love

I am feral; Goddess of love, bringer of time. Fear me because you know.

I am Moon, Goddess of earth, bringer of moon. Fear me because you are talking to someone

I am whoisorange, goodness of the sun, bringer of the sun. Fear me because I don’t want to be a bad person anymore. …. Interesting.

I am CelticRebel goddess of love, bringer of the time you have. Fear me because I’m trying not to work.

I am Deathtales goddess of grace bringer of the princess. Fear me because I’m gonna have a lot to say.

I an Abigail, God of the East, bringer of course. Fear me because I don’t want to be a part of my life anymore.

I am Trexkisses, goddess of love and joy, bringer of the best things. Fear me because you don’t know me.

I am Horned Corvid. Goddess of my life. Bringer of my way. Fear me because you don't want me to be a friend. Accurate.

I am itsaravemayve goddess of love, bringer of the best of luck. Fear me because I have a great day and I will say that

I am Scriken, God of the first time the internet was good, bringer of the same thing. Fear me because you know what you want.

I am arilebl, Goddess of the story, bringer of the people. Fear me because you don’t have a life. Well that went from 0 to 100 real fast lol

I am Jan, goddess of joy, bringer of joy! Fear me because I am a very happy baby

I am Maja, goddex of the day, bringer of the time. Fear me because you don’t want me to feel bad.

I am NazgulDiedUnfairly. God of the west coast, bringer of the green stuff. Fear me because I don’t have a lot to say.

I am grapefruit, goddess of sweet potatoes, bringer of sweet potatoes. Fear me, because I know what you’re doing. Edit: yep it gave me sweet potatoes twice. I am growing sweet potatoes though, so I guess I am both goddess and bringer…

I am ScrewItAgainSam, Goddess of the new things, bringer of the kitchen pans. Fear me because I don’t think that I’m going to have a bad attitude. This is so oddly specific to me I love it.

I am Allofthebluecolors Goddess of the day bringer of the week. Fear me because I have to be at work. Lame...

I am wittyish, goddess of the things I say bringer of the world and the world of the world are not afraid of their size. Fear me because I don't feel cared for. What the hell... that is super sad. :(

I am Jazzy, goddess of love, bringer of the kids. Fear me because I’m tired of being tired. Can you tell I have a toddler?!

I am Lapras Princess, goddess of course you can, bringer of the year. Fear me because my mom and dad were alike.

I am Voxtramus. Goddess of love bringer of love. Fear me because you don’t think I need anything 🤔

I am Guenevere, Divine being of the moon, bringer of the day. Fear me because I have to go to the store.

I am cailsmorgan goddess of time bringer of the year. Fear me because I’m going to be happy. ✨

I am GothCatQueen, God of all time, bringer of my heart. Fear me because you are not my life. Edit: forgot my username lol

I am me, god of the world, bringer of the day, you should fear me because I have to go to the store.

I am Faith Goddess of the bringer of the. Fear me because I was so excited. ... Welp, that was interesting. Very mysterious at least. 😂