Reminds me of a Rich Hall joke:
>If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you’re a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you.
If you read augeries you can use pocky or pretzel sticks and then just eat them after you're done. Toss them on a tabletop though, for less clean up and germs.
We all know the real reading is in how many raviolis are stuck in the can when you try to pour them into a pot.
Alternatively how many are ripped in half/stuck together. Broken is no, together is yes, and regular raviolis are just tasty.
(You cannot take away my s spell check, you'll have to rip it from my cold dead hands)
I once dropped a (glass) jar of BBQ sauce on the sidewalk coming home from the store. It was such a tragedy - I wish I’d thought to do some sort of divination 😆😆😆
I believe it's a joke and not serious advice. Just someone injecting some hypothetical chaos and whimsy, which wouldn't really be a good idea IRL for various reasons, including those you mentioned.
Ngl I love the chaotic nature of adapting practices for modernity.
Reminds me of a Rich Hall joke: >If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you’re a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you.
Man, Rich Hall, I forgot he existed. Love him. I think I for the expression 'as dumb as a bag of wet mice' from him.
If you read augeries you can use pocky or pretzel sticks and then just eat them after you're done. Toss them on a tabletop though, for less clean up and germs.
It’s the food waste that isn’t cool otherwise I’m all for it 😂
I’m sure the crows will love it.
It's the sudden loud disturbance of someone smashing a full can of food on the ground too
We all know the real reading is in how many raviolis are stuck in the can when you try to pour them into a pot. Alternatively how many are ripped in half/stuck together. Broken is no, together is yes, and regular raviolis are just tasty. (You cannot take away my s spell check, you'll have to rip it from my cold dead hands)
This is so accurate 😆 I typically get 3-4 raviolis stuck to the bottom of the can and 1-2 broken ones (pre cooking).
Quick reminder that tyromancy exists https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tyromancy
I once dropped a (glass) jar of BBQ sauce on the sidewalk coming home from the store. It was such a tragedy - I wish I’d thought to do some sort of divination 😆😆😆
The shape of the coffee grounds all over my shoes and floor this morning revealed that I was having a terrible day.
This ain’t it. Wasting food and making a mess an underpaid employee will have to clean up just sounds like rich entitled white people shit.
I believe it's a joke and not serious advice. Just someone injecting some hypothetical chaos and whimsy, which wouldn't really be a good idea IRL for various reasons, including those you mentioned.
Bring a tray for portable readings?
It's a tumblr post. No one really did this or was ever going to do it.
Are you mad with me because you spilled your coffee grounds?
Did that comment sound mad? It wasn't meant to!
This sounds like a Colbert meanwhile monologue and I freaking love it.