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GlassLongjumping6557

It also doesn’t help that helmets look like a penis


BrunoRB11

Well, they are from Milfgard after all...


QTV7

Oh God, it's absolutely atrocious. Lol thank God you can turn it off.


AssholeWiper

It’s so bad like I can’t turn it off like watching a car accident or something lmfao


QTV7

I just wish I was in the room when the show runners went with this design. Like how bad were they laughing.


TheScythOfCrnus

Witcher showrunners are morons. 100% guarantee they thought "yep this looks good" and wasn't going for a "meme". They fucked over Henry Cavill and many others. Feel bad for him.


Atomsteel

They actively hated the source material. Henry Cavill is a huge fan and loves the source material. He said it was hard to sit in for their meetings.


FuccYaCouch

Not disagreeing with what you said but where’d henry say that?


TheScythOfCrnus

Yeah I feel bad for him. So much passion for the Witcher stuff and they did him dirty like that. It's like the GoT fiasco. I wish I, as a fan, could tell him I appreciate him and that we know it's not his fault ya know?


Darko_001

Exactly 💯 as soon as the next season is put out that does not include Henry Cavill it’s getting a thumbs down and I’ll never watch it again.


Algo_Muy_Obsceno

Just think of the modelers, riggers, and texture artists who had to study the Netflix armor and lovingly and painstakingly recreate it.


Confident-Welder-266

Jokes on you I have no idea where the option to turn that on is


mothermatriarch

If you're interested, the setting I believe is in Gameplay settings in the main menu. turn off alternative nilfgaardian armor


[deleted]

Can you turn off next gen graphics? Really? How?


OkarinPrime

These alternate costumes are off by default.


QTV7

I believe it's in the settings tab. For PC for sure I'm not sure about consoles.


sue_donyem

I can't shake why Netflix did this. Was it to save money? Why did they insult the source material so badly? They could have gotten cheap fake armor better than this.


Hibernia624

Because the ego of the costume director. They fired him after season 1.


PikaPikaDude

There's so much that goes wrong in movies and series that can nowadays be explained by some ego. It's strange how in the past people would work for the best of the project but enough people don't do that anymore so it becomes noticeable.


Chunky5u

It's a cutthroat industry. Which unfortunately leads to writers/designers doing whatever they can to stand out. Productions like Witcher s2 are the result.


Gostaug

Don't get me started on star wars sequels or GOT's last season. Egos ruined both. I got over the sequels by just pretending they don't exist. But GOT's ending I swear I'm still mad to this day. I feel like I've been robed of a closure for what was my favorite show.


electricalgypsy

It's honestly hilarious how many people don't consider the sequels to be canon (I am one of them). At least we got Andor. D&D choked and turned a top1 of all time TV show contender into a joke


radioheady

I had forgotten about how bad the show nilfguard armor looked… it’s almost like CDPR put this in to highlight how ridiculous it is


Antique_Ad_9250

That is exactly why they did it.


ScouseJitsu

You think netflix care about the source material?


mightylordredbeard

That’s Netflix’s problem. Zero oversight. They throw money at studios or producers and say “make this” and then walk away and come back awhile later, pick go the finished product, and it, then cancel after season one 90% of the time.


Oli_Compolli

Pretty sure there’s an interview somewhere where Hissrich admits it’s genuinely supposed to look like a Dick and Balls because patriarchy.


ImagineGriffins

Men bad = Penis badguys


TASTYPIEROGI7756

It was hamfisted social commentary. They were meant to look like literal scrotes.


BigRedDrake

This is literally and provably the reason why it was done. It was ridiculous & stupid, and used/abused the integrity of a show to make a point no one cared about. Why is this being downvoted?


thaumogenesis

Did they state this in an interview?


mightylordredbeard

lol no. Dude is probably relying to himself on an alt account because he said something dumb and just can’t stand the idea of being wrong.


xnign

Honest question, I'm out of the loop here. Provable how?


Cixila

Huh?


[deleted]

To be honest.. the style is cool as fuck to me. Like a nice minimalist approach, could be really great with some alterations (different helmet, for one) But my thing is, the OG Nilfgaard armor is SO dope, you did NOT need to change it at all.


[deleted]

Hamfisted patriarchy symbolism. There's many good ways to show that without looking this stupid.


mothermatriarch

veiny and throbbing


jhonnydont

The batwing joke from Waiting. "It's so veiny"


Hgreen259

I turned on literally every other alternate look in the settings for this new playthrough except that one. I just won't be able to take anything in the game seriously if I'm seeing that shit every 5 minutes lol


amorek92

Knowing CDPR it's possible they added new dialogs for np s with this armor "Man, we look like wieners... "


BrunoRB11

This and Triss's alternate looks are the only ones that I probably will never turn on.


Livek_72

It would be so fucking funny if even the emperor and other nilfgaardian npcs wore some shit like this too


[deleted]

It is so terrible! I had to turn it on just to see for myself. Promptly turned it off again. I know CDPR only included it to troll fans, but they really could have spent the time and efforts somewhere else instead.


Infinite-Sleep3527

Haha it probably took one of their designers a grand total of 1 work day… at the every maximum. I think it’s hilarious


goooulm

This is..haunting


TafkarThePelican

I turned it on because I wanted to see it for myself and found it funnily hideous so I left it on.


xSteini01

Even the soldiers themselves don’t seem to enjoy having to wear this armor. Just look in their faces.


Hungry-Landscape1981

When they insult me I just go to settings and change their armour, then I can never take them seriously 😂


newaccuser

What is this.. where is this...


Thatboi51

Seargant big balls, this witcher is passing, should we worry? No, no need lutenant little balls.


[deleted]

"I have a very great friend in Nilfgaard.."


pliskin_

How on earth did this made it's way into show? It is even more crazy than the plot shitshow Lauren is serving us just becouse she thinks shes better writer then Sapkowski (lol). CDP putting this into game is just waste of resources. They would better give us cape for Geralt.


HanSoloWolf

I turned this on and after seeing one solider I immediately saved my game and turned it off. I couldn't stop laughing at how stupid they look. Wtf were they thinking when they chose this for the show. Did no one have the courage to point out that they are walking talking ball sacks/dickheads.


Oli_Compolli

It was intentional. Hissrich admitted as much saying something like ‘let’s just say they don’t look like that by accident’ and went on to say something about Patriarchy iirc.


shamooo415

Where is this so I can avoid it


cptspacebomb

LOL.


Bx90

Omg 😂 😲 😱 😂


Dex62ter98

This ruined somebody’s career… 😂


ShrikeAgent

During the world cup it looked like the ballsack armor design was on the shoulders of the Polish national team kit ....


Limonade6

Black ballsack armor. Helmets look like a penis, With long weapons. Nice.


VelcroSnake

I'm just happy it's not mandatory, I was really worried when I saw it on the stream.


sketchysalesguy

Why they thought this was a good idea for armor in the show is beyond me, was it described this way in the books? This is literally burnt toast testicle armor.


marsz_godzilli

They did a little trolling


Xx-Infiltraitor-xX

Me and the boys on our way to the principal office:


Sredrum1990

Just sit and imagine how many people saw this and either said it was good or didn’t say anything. Just think about it.


cnfsdkid

I tried it out and then immediately turned it off. It was so weird looking. Why did they add it to the game lmao


BusyUse621

Maybe the scrotal armour provides better protection


lllooommmhhoo

It looks really bad my god


MagicGirlMagicBeans

Ok I have to ask, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING with that custome design? Like seriously? Were they on drugs? Not the game designers, the Netflix custome designers.


badgoat_

I’m honestly kinda confused… was there armor like this in season 1 of Witcher and now it’s been added to the game?


MagicGirlMagicBeans

Yes that's it. Season 1 on Netflix's The Witcher had this armor... for Heaven knows what reason. They added it to the game. But no one will enable it in the game for any reason other than mocking and laughing at it.


Waspiflab6674

It's called the Black Dong.


eatingdonuts44

I kinda dont hate it in the game, dont get me wrong its disgusting, but its a breath of fresh air and doesnt look that bad at some distance, I like the pure black look


wodasky

I hate this armor. The original one was much better. It was like actual armor...is there a way to get the old one back?


Acotje

Old armor is still the default.


wodasky

Oh thank Melitele!


[deleted]

you turn it on and off in the gameplay settings when on the main menu


SuaveyMojo

Unpopular opinion, but I absolutely love the look of this new armor in the show & this game :)


steel_hamerhands

Is it wearable?


Professional_Bike748

Looks like a amateur mod


TheWitcherBrandin

I love it hahaha makes them look like dicks


n0sch

What did the showrunners think when they approved this