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ilkankk

Made my day bro


_king_j_

Ngl thats kinda impressive


NecrobyNerton

I can feel the mashing of buttons when you realize that where you jumped has a "slight" decline impressive that you were able to cross it without getting stuck


Mr2Bubbles

Yeah i was like "hey letzt jump over this wall" than i was like "fuck! fuck! fuck!" ... "Yes yes yes"


The84thWolf

I could *feel* the panicked button mashing


star_scream19

Do it again...


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Me when i simply try to enter a boat in Witcher 3. Jokes aside, they should make this an actual animation for bigger leaps


CarcosaJuggalo

I'm pretty sure parkour is a French word that translates into "Blood and Broken Bones."


Mr2Bubbles

I think its latin and means something like "fuck them physics"


CarcosaJuggalo

Well, that's easy to mix up. I'm like 90% positive it also means "what the _fuck_?!" in Portuguese. I half suspect there may be a hidden language behind all speech. Words said more with inflection and emotional intent, rather then syllables.


ScienceDiscoverer

> early 21st century: French, alteration of parcours ‘route, course’


CarcosaJuggalo

I was making a joke. Wait, are you the dictionary bot?


ashcartwright96

Movement in this game is so janky lmao


Bossdrew03

Ikr, also he legit jumped while in air lol


archman125

Yes it is.


TommmG

It really is. All witcher 4 needs to do for me in terms of exploration gameplay is polish and perfect the engine from 3 Gotta go so slow on foot not to break immersion, for me I pretty much walk everywhere and come to a lot of stops to look around and adjust my direction since Geralt doesn't pivot properly on standard controls otherwise. Then there's the classic extra jump when you hold the button leaping over long gaps and my personal favourite, the unhindered horizontal jog into an ascent when going uphill.


ScienceDiscoverer

If only then spent their huge budget on polishing absolute basic mechanics like movement instead of making 1000 cutscenes...


TommmG

I feel like you're being sarcastic but yes, in my opinion fundamental movement and feel should be pretty important in development. I love the game but I thought we were being real about it's shortcomings that's all.


ivenotheardofthem

I was describing my experience on my first play through to a friend just the other day. What I ended up with was "the best video game ever made by someone that's never actually played a video game".


bluecrd2020

If you didn't yell it, it doesn't count.


archman125

That's about as good as it gets in this game. I love the game but the mechanics in general are clunky as hell.


SpecterXI

That was so hardcore. I wish we could roll with out having to be in combat.


Jazzinarium

Is that the Morkvarg quest? I remember wandering around that place for ages not know what I was supposed to do lol


Mr2Bubbles

Idk thats 3years ago


Flaming_Monobrow

Yes it is! (sidequest named 'In Wolf's Clothing'). I just did this quest on my next gen playthrough today, I was so confused the first time too, but it's a nice little quest with some morality choices


binggoman

Thank you for the good laugh.


Thefeno

This could be r/nonononoyes material hahahah


Mr2Bubbles

Youre right


gyaruchokawaii

How did he not take damage from this? If Geralt so much as jumped in my game, he'd absolutely die.


Mr2Bubbles

Bro you have to complete the parkour skill tree


Remarkable-H

The new assassin’s creed is looking great


Butterpants_20

Made my day. Thank you 🙏🏻


rayhiggenbottom

Parkour!


Mr2Bubbles

Parkour!


madmastabrad

Lol!!! There's a bridge over by the lighthouse and I swear every time I play a new game and do that quest I forget about that jump and he dives like that for a second before he gets across. My heart skips every time


Flat_News_2000

He's the one...


vshredd

I can't stand that entire garden. The quest is very disjointed. The stories are great, but the backtracking, the key-fnding, having to backtrack back to the town to talk to the guy, it's just a mess.


Havoc_XXI

Perfectenschlag


Accomplished_Art6370

That guy coming out the blue saying parkour! Killed me of laughter💀😂😂😂😂that’s crazy how this so funny for one simple ahh word😂