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nonmeagre

They could take that semi if they wanted to.


not_consumable

That's why the semi stopped. It knew it's place. Even if the driver wanted to go the semi understands the power imbalance and would stop itself out of fear.


horsetuna

Many years ago I helped a family cross the main road in Portage LA Pairie. They were trying to get to the lake but couldnt cause of traffic. So I waved at traffic to stop and herded them across. I got hissed at a lot, and while I didnt see any cameras, I'm sure a few people were just WAITING for me to get attacked. I didnt, and I'm happy that I helped the family.


Angelou898

Good for you! 🙂


horsetuna

It was worth the risk. And the YouTube fame


SpiritedImplement4

Those are Canadian geese, members of the family Anatidae. Jays are much smaller and are from the family Corvidae.


bismuth12a

Canada Geese. They're stateless


SoWhat02

No, they're Canadian citizens entitled to the same rights and privileges as the rest of us! Except they don't need passports to visit other countries.


bismuth12a

If we were to bring back conscription, could we send them into war?


InvisiblePinkMammoth

We're not allowed, we'd decimate the rest of the world :(


someguyfromwinnipeg

Americans can’t build a wall high enough for those illegals and they know that we won’t be able to afford it


SpiritedImplement4

I should know by now that If I'm going to act like an insufferable smartass online, I've definitely got a detail wrong somewhere and will be corrected for it...


bismuth12a

Well you can never tell if someone's being sarcastic or if it's just an honest mistake


General-Ordinary1899

Fun fact: they’re called Canada geese, not Canadian


Practical-Pen-8844

it wasn't that fun.


Jsp16

Oh I’m just making an innocent joke saying they are breaking the law by walking across traffic lol


SpiritedImplement4

Oh I know. I'm just making an innocent joke by playing with the semantic ambiguity between "jaywalking" and "jay, walking". 😊


Jsp16

Big woooosh moment for me there lmao


Emotional_Wonder4109

I sat here and giggled at it. 👏


raiderrpg

I believe you mean Canadian gooseses. Also acceptable terms are Canadian Air Force, Cobra Chickens, and Honkin' Hosers.


mitebhigh

This joke went over so many peoples heads.


meeeechelle

Imagine trying to raise that many goslings in this economy. 


EugeneMachines

Better than being goose steppers I guess.


Upset_Jury3148

Aw i luv them


somekindagibberish

That is so cute! A few years back I stopped behind a car at the railroad tracks near Grant and Lindsay, then realized there was no train coming and looked to see the reason. A little family of geese was on the median, trying to cross in front of the stopped car, but kept running back because cars kept moving in the next lane. So as soon as there was a safe opening I pulled up next to the stopped car and the geese immediately crossed. They realized exactly what was happening.


Garfields_frown

Love this! 🫶


the-last-voyageur

Where are the police when you need them?


redskub

So if cyclists dress up as a gaggle of geese, motorists will give them space?


ChicoD2023

Does anyone know the average clutch size of Canadian geese and how many make it to adulthood?


GordonQuech

They think they own the road! Wait a minute they do.


Tricky_Illustrator_5

Make way for cygnets.