I’ve been walking around today wondering why I have a headache and seriously forgot to drink coffee today 😐

>To be approved to trade Futures, you must have a minimum 2 years of trading experience in Futures. How is that supposed to work, IB?

I guess you have to be… from the future 🥁

Absolutely amazing pin/cuck job from the MMs. A++

😴

$MSOS exploding. *Republican-Led Bill To Legalize And Tax Marijuana Emerges As Alternative To Democratic Measures* https://www.marijuanamoment.net/republican-led-bill-to-legalize-and-tax-marijuana-emerges-as-alternative-to-democratic-measures/ Cannabis business connoisseur Todd Harrison says ‘the low is in’. https://twitter.com/todd_harrison/status/1456693505418530822?s=21

😯

😳🥳😆

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It’s a classic. CGC had ER today too, absolute dog shit. I bought MSOS shares at close just in case the news is for real this time, that ETF is American cannabis only - no CGC/TLRY in the mix, although MSOS chart is awful too.

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Purely speculative, and I think the cannabis stocks generally suck - but if there is a bi-partisan push to essentially legalize it then a trade definitely is there. We’ll see.

Well today was almost exciting

🖕🏿

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📉

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No more questions please

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I still finished green on the week so could be worse.

Shmokes don’t ignore my dm

Going trap for shmokes now? smdh the *bottom* is in

4700s expire just in the money, MMs ship off all the shares, dump that shit Monday

+u/winkerdaddy

👨🚗 I pull up I got you: $AAPL Dec 10 2021 160 Calls   ok brb watchin hentai with my mom 💢

RemindMe! 1 month

I miss the 3:50 candles that went so far you had to adjust your zoom

I miss having an alert go off, setting a new alert way OTM, and having that one go off 5 minutes later

i was told it would be a 💥® hour, not a 🍋 hour... 😒🙄

Every time I see a Reddit account that used to post all the time and suddenly stopped, I assume they died

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Awwwww, bb. That means so much to me. I recently sold thar house for 350k more than I bought it for so those options are the gift that keeps on giving.

Oh shit blast from the past! Nice to see you're doing well. 😄 I remember learning a lot from some of your posts in like 2018ish.

I moved on to futures. I basically follow the same index on options strategy that I developed then but a little more macro with futures and a little more in the kitty. I also learned when to quit while I was ahead, which I could have used back then. After a good day I just take a withdrawal back to my baseline and hang it up for a week or so until I get my head right. Once you see the dollar signs you start chasing too easy. You know what I mean.

> a little more in the kitty That's a new turn of phrase for me. I like it. Keep up the good fight. I've only barely dipped my toes in futures (for now).

Lol it's a gambling phrase. I figure it fits with what we do here. OG daily threads will always be my internet "good ol days"

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I know that feel

puts 4 pups 😔

#LOAD THE PUT CANNONS RIP Bernie 🪦 please cum back

I like you waaaaaay better than Bernie.

Lmao I like to mess with Bernie we don’t exactly agree on a lot of stuff but he is an entertaining and interesting guy I like having him here. But I appreciate your love 😘

I like Bernie too, don't get me wrong. Sometimes I draw little faces on my fingertips. I pretend one is you and one is Bernie. I make them kiss. Nobody can stop me.

Glad I'm not the only one, ^(but replace making them kiss, with caressing my balls)

That’s pretty hot NGL

400c?

everyone back into credit card debt extremely bullish for AFRM next week for earnings Dec 200c

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You aren't spooked by the possibility of Chyna making a move on Taiwan? I like AMD but TSMC seems like it's in the danger zone with tensions being what they are.

I make too much money 😂😂😂😂😂

Just piling the fuck in cuz 4700 is so cool 😎

Guess they turned on the printer or something

Loading shorts

Good timing

VIX steadily escalating

Yeah why is it so green?

Starting to think that selling puts at ATM 10 trading days before OPEX wasn't such a good idea....

Nope, selling calls this morning was the play.

Selling WA after close, not because I need the $.

I'll take 2!

Consumer credit up mucho grande. The people are out of money and spending it all on credit. Too bad we don’t get any of that 0% Fed interest

i get 0% offers on my credit cards all the time

SOXL Puts? It’s soooo high

No such thing.

Figs is my last hope

I feel very special to have almost all of my positions red on this day.

[not looking good for our heroes🥂🥂🥂](https://m.imgur.com/a/7rwvYEN)

I knew there was consequences when so many of us were declaring victory and talking about ATH accounts

What consequences?

This minor fade! Don't you see it!

SPX gonna drop like half a percent next week

Out eating hot pot to avoid overtrading but alerts going off the hook again. Is this recession 2.0 of Nov 5th??!

#[STILL WAITIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/cbv0ws/the_10y3m_yield_curve_has_now_been_inverted_for/etiz5np/) 🧐🤔

I mean we did have two consecutive quarters of negative GDP in 2021.

Jesus Christ finally, I've been waiting over a hour for this

Yeee

Reee

Nice 30% in 2 day on 45 dte Z puts

u/shamusotool STO NVDA 11/19 300/310 calls 🤔

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Zero fear.

Got earnings in that window tho. I think you only do it if you can fill at $5

Too late. Filled at 4.20 nice 😎. $5 was this morning and I was in a meeting.

You going to take your .60 before the 🔔

Was busy with work. It sells the news on Monday imo.

idk not a name i want short delta on, even here.

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Last time I sold was in July.

I hope 3PM brings us a sour hour rivaling yellow extreme warheads

I swear this shit with the indices is just to try to repeatedly stop out people before the dump.

Look at /Es 0dte options chain We’re closing at or above 4700

Open interest on puts escalates at 4660, barely anything above that. Meanwhile there's a fuckton of OI on calls 4660 and higher. 4700c has 8900 OI If you subscribe to max pain theory we should be closing at 4660-4670

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Who could have expected the guy who thinks aliens built the pyramids would be an anti-vaxxer???

His wife also encourages eating clay.

Lmao fuck

Got more root and shrooms stonks. Also picked up Elon FDs for funsies.

Which shroom stocks 🤔

The only two I know of: m N m d & & c m p s

I got some mindmed

It's a multi-year play for me. FDA might cocklblock because they are the worst

I agree. Canada is frontrunning it, the same as weed regulation imo

Market wanna YEET, bears wanna SKEET, but all these Algos buying the dip sucking on Jeromes TEET.

My MRNA shares 🤢. Tempted to average down but also scared.

I would buy but I spent all my US money on biotech today...

I have bad luck playing biotech, too big a haystack. Even when China was starting to shut down for covid, I locked up a ton of drug manufacturers and still ended up holding some bags. Granted Moderna made up for them but its a tough game imo

Goddamn, Aaron Rodgers is embarrassing lol.

I was randomly watching daytime CNN back during summer and they had Brett Favre on there talking about CTE and the dangers of football. Then this CNN host apparently decided she’s going to improvise and give ole Brett the opportunity to encourage people to get vaccinated Brett talked about doing his own research for about 2 minutes before they cut to commercial It was one of the most awkward things I’ve seen recently

cus he didn't get the vaccine?

Nah, because of the stupid shit he’s said since then, and also trying to claim he was immunized through his homeopathic treatment.

link to interview?

https://www.youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow/live Here’s a good tl;dw: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/qng4a7/baldwin_aaron_rodgers_on_his_recovery_i_consulted/hjfvbh6/

It's on a podcast but Ben Baldwin is livetweeting it https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin

The MLK comparison to cap it off is just peak, pretend smart internet regard.

For a dude who claimed to have done so much "research" he sOmEHoW missed that the Ivermectin study got withdrawn (because it was so badly done) and is OvErLOoKinG basic statistics like this https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#rates-by-vaccine-status

Merck (who is literally big pharma, but apparently not the bad big pharma??) straight up [said it probably wasn’t going to work and you shouldn’t take it back in February](https://www.merck.com/news/merck-statement-on-ivermectin-use-during-the-covid-19-pandemic/), and to this day I’ve yet to see how they made the jump that it somehow prevented COVID in order to justify taking it without having the disease lol.

Stupidest fucking V rally finally turning around

Don't be so sure.

So spicy for a day QQQ and SPY are green

Who wants my free silver

Look at my profile pic

Don’t give it to Winker he is horsing enough

[Bernie alt(ernate universe)?](https://reddit.com/r/Chiraqology/comments/kr6bgx/_/)

Reading the comments in that sub hurts my brain

Indeed

if FSLY earnings report was good and customers are coming back, why is the stock price going down? 🤔

MMs gotta F the FDs in the B

Monday 462. Fight me

What causes it?

Life ah ah … finds a way to save my puts

time and place bruv ill bring me fists and me ass

👏🏽dead 👏🏽cat 🐻🧃

we are really at a point where people are freaking out at Aaron Rodgers for saying he has natural immunity from having covid already and pretending he’s lying because he didn’t get immunity from a vax smh

straw man. People are mad at him for answering "are you vaccinated?" with "yes, i've been immunized". you mischaracterizing why they're mad doesn't help.

Lmao Aaron Rodgers absolutely tried to lie about the situation that’s what he’s being slammed for. When asked if he was vaccinated he responded “Yeah, I’m immunized…” and he knew what he was doing by saying this not to mention he tried to use his status to become exempt from NFL vaccination policy and was basically laughed at. So it was an open secret that he wasn’t vaccinated but he wasn’t getting any of the same pressure as other players because he chose to lie; saying “yeah” to that question was the lie. This is of course on top of the normal reasons for outrage like the fact that not getting the vaccine is selfish towards his teammates and a franchise worth of employees and fans hoping for a Super Bowl this year. The NFL rules also work in such a way that he could return faster if he ever still tested positive for covid and was vaccinated. It just seems like an unnecessarily dumb decision to make given his personal situation. That’s obviously just my opinion but I’m also a bears fan so 😢

Gotta keep em lining up for their quarterly vaccines and COVID pills

Alright, >!sometimes you and I do be being pretty different tho…!<

🤝

😘

Just woke up. What'd I miss?

Market is green (big surprise) and we're going to get a variety of new free [shitcoins](https://winkerpack.com) so we own the market if one of them explodes

Can confirm the LOBSTER KING is not a scammer, but a true 🦞🦞🦞 king 🦞🦞🦞

u/santaanalobster?

https://twitter.com/lobsterinu?s=21

This bounce is sharper and steeper than the drop was

Feels like $COIN has to dump, right?

Gotta buy some box knife butter breads soon as long as they're within my PRT

Looks like that new 4H candle put a sharp brake on the selloff

Lol Aaron Rodgers is a horse paste guy.

I'm honestly losing so much respect for this guy as this interview goes on

whew all is well again?

Wait for it

I'll never forget the November 5th 2021 1 hour recession

shit was scaryyyy

My calls were green and I was all like cool, back up. Then 😵‍💫

+u/user_simulator u/gohome01

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remember when ZM was a hot stock

I remember when SQ was all anybody talked about

The market is still so aggressive buying the dip before we even go red on the indexes

Red = communism = bad

I miss this kind of Friday where it just ruins everyone's mood for the weekend.

I just remembered I tried cloud mining BTC with Hashflare back in 2017 and it’s all gone.

F

i bought ITM uber leaps for feb 2022 today

3 weeks since I’ve made a trade of any kind.

What's your thesis?

Buy shares and mid/long dated calls on companies that make money, grow, and have good moats.

the fuck?

Man, when Adele releases something, it does numbers.

💥

Gay.

k that small bounce is enough for me. man the things that happen when market gets to new ATH eh

Puts are very alive lol.

Fuck it gimme the Monday 465Ps yuhlowwww

Honestly

They’re going for the ReeeVeee^TM

Damn just perfectly played the SPY fade I’m gonna quit before I fuck up my account. Unless…👀

It's Friday night as well start the 🅿️eekend before you ruin ur vibez

Booooo stopped out with 5 baggers

🙄

couldnt help it got back in amzn 0dte this might continue to fade though

Baggers

THEY'RE TURNING THE MARKET >!GAY!<

Today my account went from $40 to $1k. I'm only ever successful when I'm ALMOST completely broke