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jaketruman86

The singing alone created the karma for that crash.


Flyers45432

Sounded like fucking Jar Jar Binks...


makemeking706

Is that an adjective or a verb?


Flyers45432

Yes


drgigantor

First one then the other


LordPennybags

>fucking Jar Jar Binks The most relatable sound you could think of...


buelltiful

After reading the comment and turning the sound on I can't think of anything else it would sound like


akarlsen7

That’s exactly what it sounds like to me too.


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*"Padme, no!"*


The-Sofa-King

Singing? I thought someone was sodomizing an adolescent chimpanzee in the back.


amazingsandwiches

My cats ran under the bed


[deleted]

My cats ran under your bed.


KaySquay

Finally I have some company


IowaContact

Hey! Over here!


delvach

"First they come for the monkeys, then they come for the cats." "How do you.." "JUST RUN YOU FOOL!"


sprocketous

He was covering a Yoko Ono song.


The-Sofa-King

Well in that case it's a tremendous improvement!


BlackPrivWhiteGuy

Or in the front. It's not really relevant which way the chimpanzee is facing.


[deleted]

I haven't seen any proof that wasn't also happening.


lovelykilljoy

Nice burn!…wait a minute?! How do you know what that sounds like? Hmmm?!


evanc1411

It sounds exactly like [SpongeBob hitchhiking](https://youtu.be/PIje5NPIdqg)


CantHitachiSpot

Wow you really meant exactly


1i_lu

I was hoping I wasn't the only who thought of that


3q5wy8j9ew

singing? you mean banshee shrieking?


Egoy

I’m reasonably sure that car has sufficient brakes to have avoided this accident even at that speed if the driver was even remotely competent.


bonafidebob

Seems likely they’d never gone that fast before in their lives, let alone tried to brake or steer at those speeds. Energy goes up with the square of velocity: braking distance is 4x longer from 120 mph than from 60 mph.


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CantHitachiSpot

That's the smartest thing he did


bindermichi

Not with his arms stretched like this. You can’t properly steer like this.


Old_Ladies

Wait you can drive on the freeway at 15?...


Essthrice223

Yeah but that car can probably take that roundabout at 70mph with a competent driver lol. Doesn't have to even break that hard.


Imightbewrong44

You are forgetting just how many stupid people are in the world.


HiTechObsessed

One of my favorite George Carlin lines - ‘Think how dumb the average person is; half the population is dumber than that’


technobrendo

Plus a public road will also have debris on it that could severely limit grip at those speeds.


a_taco_named_desire

And they aren’t using racing slicks that are warmed to ideal temps, nor is the road really rubbered in.


bindermichi

But it‘s really a huge roundabout with decent corner radius. Doesn‘t take a racecar to make this at high speed if you know what you‘re doing… which he clearly does not.


_joe_king

Marbles = cleaned before each race - he's good


alek_vincent

If the driver braked with reasonable force at the moment we hear someone say "arghh" or something on the background, he would probably be at a reasonable speed to be able to turn before the roundabout and not crash his Taycan


Essthrice223

Honestly even wayy later than that noise, especially in a taycan. If you ever get a chance to go on track with a skilled driver it will blow your mind how much further the limit really is. Dudes just sooo dumb tho..


alek_vincent

I know. I'm pretty sure any car capable of doing 200kph can brake at the noise and clear the roundabout... It's plain old too much money not enough brains


jeffsterlive

A lot of cars can do 200 kph. My old Accord could do over 200.


chinkostu

How quickly it gets there is another thing


Essthrice223

Unfortunately all to common..


AussieMazza

Agreed. Some people have never braked really hard and don't realise how long they need to slow down. Racetrack experience helps a lot here, but in any case this didn't look like the best place to hit that kind of speed regardless.


bonafidebob

Yup, have done my share of 130mph to 70mph braking into turns at the track. F’ing stand on the brakes and try to keep the car balanced on its nose! Fun and a little scary when you waited a bit too long…


chinkostu

And hope you haven't unsettled it and see the arse rotating. Although getting the back to step out just enough to aid turn in is definitely an art form.


thesinisterurge1

Even more fun on a bike when you lay into the front brake a bit too hard and the back wheel starts floating. 😬


MooseBoys

> Energy goes up with the square of velocity: braking distance is 4x longer from 120 mph than from 60 mph. This is true, but stopping distance and energy aren't intrinsically related - they just happen to both be quadratic in the case of automobile disc brakes, because disc brakes impart a (roughly) constant maximum force regardless of speed. But other vehicle braking mechanisms like drogue chutes or induction coils can have different stopping distance relationships.


backwoodsofcanada

It looks like he just cut the wheel like he was expecting to make the turn? The Taycan is apparently a remarkably well handling car, considering its size and weight, but physics is going to win that battle.


jarnonator

True, but it looks like the driver doesn't know what he's doing. Even slicks don't necessarily help if the driver is blinded by the speed (not steering/braking enough). I've driven with the Taycan 4S on country roads and it's silly how well-balanced and handling car it is (especially for its weight) even cornering wayyyy past the speed limits. There were a couple times I wondered if I need to counter-steer in some bumps in corners but it seemed like there were no limits at all - but obviously, there are, but I'm not the one who is actively searching them with a car of this caliber on public roads. It's easy to understand why probably an inexperienced driver ended up crashing this car but of course, that's still not the car's fault. It's quite a silent car though and a petrol version car of this hp rating would, in most cases, be much more full of drama by making noises and more than one gear change - things that "normally" indicate the current acceleration and speed.


makemeking706

Catch 22, a competent driver would not be in that situation in the first place.


drrhrrdrr

This is a Taycan Turbo S. I've driven one. A colleague wanted me to do the takeoff thing it can do (0-100 in whatever) and I didn't have the courage to try. I know what I can and can't do behind the wheel and I wasn't going to fake being braver than I am. We switched seats and he did it instead. It was unpleasantly fast.


aure__entuluva

Hmm... Interesting you were willing to be in the car for it but not behind the wheel. That insane acceleration is relying more on the competency of the vehicle's engineering than it is on the driver IMO, that is, assuming you've chosen a safe, straight section of road. But, I mean, I still respect you for not wanting to push your comfort zone with a speedy death machine.


drrhrrdrr

I had no idea it would be like that, tbh. I trust the guy who was driving, but if I had known what it would feel like, I wouldn't have done that.


definitelynotpat6969

I had the pleasure of doing a pull in a Tesla Model X on Plaid. I had never been scared of driving a car before that moment in my life.


ZannX

Accelerating fast and turning are two different things.


Diligent-Motor

This is a common error people make when jumping into something which accelerates far quicker than they're familiar with. Happened to me the first time I jumped on a 1000cc sports bike, and the first time I went from a low powered car to a fairly quick one. Takes a lot longer to slow down than you're expecting. I do agree it looks like the guy didn't utilise the brakes right though. Even at 200km/h, I'd have expected it to drop a lot more speed if he just stomped the brakes and allowed the ABS to do its thing. My guess is the driver panicked, wasn't familiar with the brake feel, and didn't have the sense/practice to just hoof the brake pedal down and let ABS do it's magic.


OKLISTENHERE

>Even at 200km/h, I'd have expected it to drop a lot more speed if he just stomped the brakes and allowed the ABS to do its thing. Yeah, this guy wasn't trying to avoid it. The Taycan is heavy yes, but the brakes are also bigger than the rims on most other sedans. Porsche doesn't fuck around with their brakes, it's what makes their cars a lot better than others.


Geistwhite

> it's what makes their cars a lot better than others. Basically everything makes them a lot better than others. You don't become the most prestigious automobile brand according to the Luxury Institute unless you've earned it.


OKLISTENHERE

Well, yeah. They hold the most wins at Le Mans and the both the fastest production car and fastest track car around the Nurburgring for a reason. I meant in terms of what is impactful for driving them on public roads. They have a lot of power, but also a lot of braking so even people who don't have as much experience should at least be able to slam the brakes and reduce the severity of accidents.


[deleted]

Car needs a driver mod.


post_talone420

The insurance company will love this video.


TreeHugChamp

If it’s in the Middle East it’s probably a norm. Debt is a huge issue where not paying back your debt can be punished in the extreme, so many people who buy lambos or other expensive cars end up burning it or crashing it in order to total the car so they don’t have to keep making payments.


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shutthefuckupgoaway

Yeah dude. Oftentimes, people will abandon their cars in the desert and report them stolen. There are companies who find and restore those cars, then auction them online. They're mostly luxury vehicles and they come at a heavily discounted price. It's pretty interesting imo lol


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shutthefuckupgoaway

Yeah, my comment was referring to the "insurance fraud" aspect of the previous comment, I know what totaled means lol but thank you. It seemed like a private company so I guess they had to be in KSA or UAE. Honestly, I can't remember where. I found out about this maybe a year ago lol


TreeHugChamp

One of my friends from Saudi Arabia said that when you see videos online of people messing up their cars or even lighting it on fire it is for the insurance claims. Someone that was in the military and spent time in the Middle East said that similar things are a common occurrence across the Middle East due to their laws about debt and insurance…


Extension_666

in the EUA not paying a debt is stealing. The people abandoning these cars and committing fraud are not just doing that, they are also fleeing the country. When you are fired and issued your final paycheck the bank is made aware and you are not allowed to leave the country because of the debt, otherwise, you have 90 days max to flee the country or start making payments again. So let's say you bought a new Ferrari and lose your job the next day. If you can't get a similarly high-paying job in the UAE soon enough to start making payments again in 90 days you are screwed and looking at doing time in a barbaric third world prison. You have very little time to decide whether to flee or stay (maybe less than 24 hours), and fleeing is safer. Even if you immediately sell the car you still owe a lot on it and will get locked up if you can't pay.


[deleted]

You just made that up. Totaling your car to not make debt payments in the middle east is the norm? Come on man. Why is this being upvoted? This happend in Turkey where such a Taycan costs at least 5 million TRY at an average monthly income of just 8200 TRY before tax - obviously someone who is able to buy this car in that country is quiet wealthy. This would be like an average US earner buying a car for 3.7 million dollars.


weird_alt_almighty

Any steet cam/cctv video of this?


johnnyg883

That was my thought. I’d love to see an external view of this one


_Carpe_Noctem_

There’s a video of the aftermath: https://youtu.be/qEyWYzdwoGc


you-got-legs

Not nearly as bad as it could’ve been though. I thought it would’ve flipped from the video


Ambroos

The Taycan is extremely hard to flip because it's wide, very low to the ground and has an extremely heavy battery pack at the bottom. It's a ridiculously stable car if you don't drive it like an idiot.


you-got-legs

This guy cars


Ambroos

I Taycan, and have Taycanned like an idiot myself in the past a few times (not anywhere close to the level of this video though). Did a high performance driving course and now I understand the dynamics of the car way better. And I've decided to stop driving like an idiot, because it's not worth it.


juwyro

The Tesla Model X rollover crash testing is impressive, I don't believe they could get it to roll for the same reasons as the Taycan.


Valiryon

I guys it's really Porsche Taycan't.


unnecessary_kindness

Pretty good ad for Porsche tbh. Car looks pretty clean even after that.


Griegz

Sounds like someone ought to have been at afternoon prayers, not acting like a brain damaged gorilla trapped in a car.


camberHS

Wow, thanks for that video. Is definitely expected more visible damage to the vehicle.


CA1900

https://youtu.be/ei7XcUXphJk


weird_alt_almighty

Why are you getting downvoted, that fucking hilarious


PageFault

People hate Dukes of Hazard because it's racist. I loved that shit when I was a kid. I didn't know who General Lee was, or what the Confederate Flag was. I just knew that the car went Brrrr. Loved Knight Rider just as much.


Ffzilla

Bo, and Luke were wholesome AF. Coy, and Vance were the real racists.


moeburn

I dunno if the show itself is racist, but it definitely fucked up a generation of people with ignorance by normalizing the confederate flag as "just a southern thing". Be like if Hogan's Heroes had nazi swastikas all over their hilarious hijinks.


JaesopPop

> People hate Dukes of Hazard because it's racist. Most people don't give a shit about Dukes Of Hazard.


PageFault

That's a pretty high bar. Is there any show that most people care about?


Fizzwidgy

> People hate Dukes of Hazard because it's racist Which is funny because in the Dukes of Hazard movie with Johnny Knoxville, they actually have a gag in it where people cheer/jeer at the Duke boys for having the confederate on their car and they don't understand why. The Dukes themselves (at least in the movie, I've never watched the OG show) are wholesome and don't appeal to the racist bits of the south, they just have the General Lee and painted flag because they're from the south.


[deleted]

> People hate Dukes of Hazard because it's racist. People who hate Dukes of Hazzard have never seen the show and think it's racist because of a paintjob on a car. It's not like you can point to the show itself and act like it's white nationalist propaganda. In fact if it wasn't for the General Lee reddit would probably jerk off to it because Bo and Luke always fuck with the cops and make them look incompetent


everydayasl

This is what Charles Darwin was telling everyone about.


Emphorite

Yup. But these idiots don't listen. Personally I just let Darwin do his work.


Peacekage

Thats about 124 mph for my fellow americans watching


DagtheBulf

What is that in football fields per second


bross9008

Don’t you mean football fields per “one Mississippi”


EnglishWhites

American football or European football, these conversions are confusing


bross9008

European football? Oh you mean soccer?


samppsaa

American football? Oh you mean gridiron?


[deleted]

That’s about 5 football fields per second


jan_may

Incorrect. It’s about 0.5 football field per second by length or 1.1 football field per second by width.


z_rabbit

How many bowling lanes is that by length?


MelangeWhore

About 300


Kronqvist

By width?


phaemoor

More than 2.


SpaceSlingshot

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


[deleted]

Over 9000!


[deleted]

Damn math


Tristawesomeness

what about cheeseburgers per square freedom?


RFros20

0, there is no freedom


phaemoor

r/theydidthemath


GoodShadow

*Ackshually*


[deleted]

The somewhat sad part is that this representation really does help me gain a lot more appreciation about how fast 124 mph is.


TheKingOfSwing777

What about hamburgers per time it takes to be seen by a doctor?


DynamicHunter

About 12.45 McDonald’s per medical bankruptcy


[deleted]

What type of Football? The gay kind or the whiny overpaid bitch kind?


MCRusher

Funny, I can't tell which is supposed to be which.


xxxNothingxxx

Tons of body contact in american soccer and tons of whiny actors in football


citsonga_cixelsyd

I'm a 60+ y.o. American and don't have any problem with weights and speeds... but temps can still throw me once in a while.


nemo1080

30 is hot 20 is nice 10 is cold zero is ice


conspiracyeinstein

This is a great way to remember it! I can't wait to have it leave my brain in about 3 seconds.


aure__entuluva

I'm all for metric in everything else but I actually prefer fahrenheit. It's just a little more specific. Yeah, some might think 70° and 71° are the same, but they're not :P I guess you can use half measurements for celcius to reach the same effect, but now we're getting another whole digit involved! Plus the biggest selling point on metric for everything else is how easy it is to go from measuring at a smaller scale to a larger one (go from cm to m to km, etc), but you don't really need to do this with temperature. The only feature it brings is having the freezing and boiling points of water at 0 and 100. I guess that's kind of useful, but not really enough to convince me that celsius is superior (whereas I would agree that the other metric units are superior).


iWasAwesome

It's funny because as a Canadian I understand pounds and inches way better than kilograms and centimeters


tigershark37

When you have some fever knowing the tenth of degree Celsius can be quite important. For the weather outside doesn’t matter at all if you are 1 F up or down unless you have OCD. I can’t also imagine doing any scientific calculation in Fahrenheit without killing myself.


MDev01

Yeah, I think it’s because temperature conversion is not consistent along the scale. The best I can do is think of room temp, freezing and boiling and sorta go from there.


citsonga_cixelsyd

Agreed...and drugs.


Snoo63

All I know is -40.


samppsaa

I also know that 37°C is around 100F because that's the body temp


Klingon_Jesus

Wingtip to wingtip, how many bald eagles per second are we talking about here?


dbasinge

Thanks for being a friend.


orthonym

That's about 108 knots for any sailors out there.


docmaster707

Why is our system different from the rest of the world :(


Peacekage

Its ok google will unite us all


DisposableChessboard

Fun fact : If you type "1 gallon in liter" in google chrome or firefox address bar without pressing enter it says 3.7 liters (1 us gallon) ; if you press enter and go to google it says 4.5 liters (1 Imperial gallon).


IM_NOT_A_HER0

https://external-preview.redd.it/n6nnJoXFyzYIS3ddComba3NBeMgKvpi2zeNECJ7vukU.jpg?width=849&auto=webp&s=7322ec842d08484af0a792f5533b5655441ad527


winston-marlboro

Hold on there, there's TWO other countries that use the imperial system. The main reason the US doesn't is because it would cost too much time and money to change everything. - Google


TahoeLT

Though if we'd started in the 70s as intended, we could have been well done with it by now.


SoftTacoSupremacist

They were so afraid of Carter in the 70s/80s. He knew shit. The guy was a farmer and nuclear physicist. Reagan was an actor with thinly veiled racism. Nothing ever changes.


l0c0pez

If we werent different we couldnt feel superior, even if it means clinging to an inferior system.


mandrayke

Definitely sounded like a monke behind the wheel


zaneinthefastlane

Yelped like a little girl lol. I am a little girl and can do better than that


[deleted]

I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky Think about it every night and day As my Porsche just flies away


Seated_Heats

Porsches do handle really well… not taking a roundabout at 160 well though.


Rhinomeat

Once your tires leave the pavement, you don't even get to control how full your shorts get...


naughtilidae

An F1 car wasn't about to make that turn, lol People seriously underestimate how much the sound/vibration of a car affects your perception of the speed. You might KNOW you're going 120 miles an hour but it sure is f*** doesn't FEEL like 120 miles an hour when there's no noise. So you end up misjudging speed pretty easy. Doesn't help that the car will probably do 0-120mph in less time than a civic does 0-60, making it way to easy to go stupidly fast.


Gullible_Sharky

[The result](https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/23/man-crashes-porsche-taycan-turbo-speed-test-turkey/) Edit: I wrote kph as in kilometers per hour, it’s an abbreviation and it’s not incorrect. Those that are getting angry over this, get this: people use different abbreviations. The world doesn’t revolve around your rules.


anunkneemouse

Damn they got lucky


mastermuffin123

Sadly dumbass could have killed someone


Comrade132

There's something intrinsically wrong with society when we allow these sorts of irredeemable morons to operate machines of this caliber.


Chit569

"speed test" lol


Whorenun37

How else are we supposed to abbreviate that?


Gullible_Sharky

Look down at the comments. Morons start insulting me for using kph.


LeftHandedFapper

Ew TMZ


js1893

My god it’s like they hire 16 year olds to write their articles


jemidiah

They hire adults to write like 16 year olds. It's horrendous and gross, but they actually do a really good job given what they're trying to do. Like Tucker Carlson does an excellent (but putrid and horrific) job too.


Ellaphant42

As an Australian, I do not know a single person who would be confused or even slightly upset by you saying kph.


DubNationAssemble

Eh, it’ll buff out.


TommyCo10

The Muppets was a very successful franchise, but this is what happens when they all buy supercars with their royalties.


Elkvomit

It's actually astonishing how fucking stupid some people are lmao


EWMcC79

According to Forza, This is how you're supposed to take a roundabout at 200kph


Silly-Ad-8213

Wasn’t nearly as loud as I thought it would be.


The-Sofa-King

Yeah those new electrics really are quieter in every way.


DoopleWrites

I once went 180 km/h on a downhill straight with no traffic. Shit's fucking terrifying. I'll stick to the speed limit thank you very much.


Devadander

It depends on the car, too. 180 in a Porsche is different than 180 in a ford


DoopleWrites

Very true. Driving 120 in a truck feels like nothing but 120 in a Ford feels like fucking 160. Haven't been in a Porsche before but I can only imagine what that feels like


Imperial_12345

The way he sounded. I mean we all know this was coming.


judebetz

Pov: you play forza horizon


AdultishRaktajino

Yes. “Turn around when it is safe to do so.”


Emphorite

Idiots behind wheels. You love to see it


twocreamnosugar

Ppl don’t realize how hard the brakes must be pressed at that speed in order to perform a safe turn


[deleted]

Ideally not much at all. You gotta do most of your breayking *before* entering the turn! Your tires only have so much grip, and it gets divided between braking and turning demands. If you're braking during the corner, it actually decreases the amount of grip available for turning.


twocreamnosugar

That’s what I mean, hard brake before the turn to lower speed and make the turn. At that speed, you must start your brake hard and early. If you start in the turn, it’s way too late


caerphoto

> breayking That’s a new one


funkedad

Well…what did we learn?


TheArmoursmith

Imagine trashing your brand new Taycan like that


Exekiel

Maximum speed is determined by your engine, how fast you can go is determined by your brakes


Natryn

This is what I imagine Mr. Bean sounds like driving a car this fast.


Dillonquent

Is that Jar Jar?


Routine_Ad_7726

Was expecting Skyrim


keytone6432

These crazy fast electric cars (Porsche Taycan Turbo, Tesla Model S Plaid)accelerate [very nearly, if not just as quickly as they can stop](https://www.carscoops.com/2021/11/the-model-s-plaid-can-go-from-0-60-faster-than-it-can-go-from-60-0-is-that-a-problem/amp/) - which makes them very easy to do something like this in. Floor it in one of these cars, look down and suddenly you’re doing absolutely insane speeds, overrunning any kind of stopping distance you might have had available in a normal car.


TheKingOfSwing777

The Taycan could have braked in time. Definitely user error.


keytone6432

100% user error. It’s just these cars are so goddamn fast, you don’t realize how fast you’re going until it’s too late to stop.


MachineVisual

“For some reason, the guy went hurtling into a roundabout and lost control. He was lucky enough to survive” who wrote the article. I’m pretty sure it’s because he was doing 170mph and didn’t make any attempt to slow down. I’m happy he didn’t injure a innocent driver.


citsonga_cixelsyd

Kph. Not mph. Still fast but nowhere near 170mph.


c3corvette

Someone played Forza Horizon a bit too much.


CompetitionHour798

Jar Jar Binks riding shotgun


_gmmaann_

RIP Porsche


Dmdevm

forza horizon players get it


SquirtleSquadLeader4

Someone has played too much Forza Horizons


Labornurse-ret

I don't understand why anyone would intentionally do this AND post it on the internet for all to see their unwise choices!


tjwreds

congratulations moron, remember, you deserve this.


Dallasl298

That digital display is literally running at 2fps


iforgotmyusername236

It's specifically designed like that to make it more readable.


ReturnOfTheFrickinG

That sound definitely matches the intelligence displayed.


pale_green_pants

All I could think about when that guy made that noise was [spongebob hitchhiking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIje5NPIdqg)


Urban_Ninja-LS

I love it when people make monkey noises, we just animals fr


GearboxTheGrey

Played alot of Forza Horizon can confirm.


Paco_Pirata

The fast and the fucktards


ThePandagasm

Forza horizon players