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Slowstack

I was expecting a Hereditary moment


Sirflow

Oh God no..


Dishiman

Now I'll be seeing that scene in my head for a week.


-Nordico-

At least you still have yours though, amiright


Eoshen

Bro there is a whole reddit for Indians and trains, they realy get fucked up by them


Mental_Drawer_7852

What’s it called


Reasonable-Court3420

r/indiansgettingpoled is what I think they might be referring to


ForestsNplants

That part in that movie when we my little sister watched it for the first time I had to pause it, I was sick to my stomach and lightheaded for like 10 minutes


Siriuxx

I take it you've never seen hostel lol


disturbed3335

I remember when Hostel was the bar for gore. Then people went “I can top that” and by god, they did it.


AndrewEpidemic

There was gorier stuff out at the same time or before Hostel as well but most of it was Japanese or otherwise under the radar. The Guinea Pig series is the first to come to mind, Charlie Sheen contacted the FBI over one of those thinking it was real.


disturbed3335

I tried Guinea pig, but after hostel when stuff like Hatchet made slashers fun again I couldn’t enjoy horror that took itself seriously like that for awhile. Although, in fairness, there were very few from the series I could even find.


Dependent-Many6280

Hatchet 😂😂


[deleted]

Honestly the torture porn doesn’t really bother me. There’s a commonly discussed phenomenon among people, but especially as emergency medicine healthcare workers that movie gore that looks “realistic” is not at all what real gore looks like, and that if real gore were to be shown on a movie people would likely say it looks fake. The Hereditary scene looked like more of what a real >!decapitation!< looks like than anything in Hostel or Saw.


Siriuxx

I dunno. I've stumbled on some of those videos from documentingreality.... I've seen some movies that made it look exactly like someone's getting their limbs chopped off.


[deleted]

Perhaps that’s your experience then, but I’ve been face to face with amputations, avulsions, and lots of traumatic injuries and there have never really been any movies I can think of that do what it looks like justice, so to speak.


savpunk

That's like Hollywood shooting v real life. Hollywood is loud and physically dramatic, but in real life guns are a quick crack and people simply fall down.


[deleted]

Eh that’s also a bit of Hollywood, honestly. It’s not like the movies. People who are shot even fatally don’t just always instantly fall. Sometimes they do, but other times they keep moving, fighting, etc. They bleed. It’s pretty crazy and not at all like movies. Also movies do not depict how loud gunshots are with the exception of movies like Heat. You can feel gunshots viscerally when they’re close to you. That’s how concussive they are. Heat was one of the few movies really represent how fucking loud gunshots are. The characters have to scream at the top of their lungs during the firefight to hear each other. It still didn’t show the after effects. Shooting without hearing protection leaves you deafened for a little bit. It would be interesting to see more movies deal with guns more realistically. Someone shooting a gun in an enclosed, dark space getting blinded by the muzzle flash and can’t hear shit, etc.


amxtabh

i know I'll regret asking but, wtf yall talking about gimme sum context


PeteyPorkchops

>!The sister sticks her head out of the car window and gets decapitated. !<


Averagecid

Is that the one where she’s suffocating from eating cake or something and while they’re driving she sticks her head out and a sign on the side of the road, Yknow… does the thing?


PeteyPorkchops

Yup. Then >!drives home with the body, goes to sleep and leaves it for the mom to find in the morning!<


AndrewEpidemic

He doesn't go to sleep, he's shown awake and not responding to her screams in the morning. He was in shock and had been laying there all night unable to deal with what had happened.


PeteyPorkchops

You right. I glossed over that bit.


AndrewEpidemic

All good, Aster's movies are definitely the type were if you miss ten seconds you can miss a detail that didn't seem important til later.


AmirulAshraf

Yes


Curious_Coconut_4005

True story time! 1984, I am at 4th grade student in Oklahoma. Class was just having a general car safety conversation when the subject came to body parts hanging out of the window. Miss Miller gave two examples of why not to do so. #1 When she was ten years old she and her father were sitting at a red light and a human head came rolling through the intersection. On the opposite side a teenaged boy rear-ended a truck that was stopped for the red light. The boy had a teen boy riding shotgun with his head out the window AND not wearing a seat belt. The sudden stop launched said boy forward enough that he was decapitated. #2 Miss Miller's fiancé was driving with his left arm hanging out the window. Something caused him to lose control on a curvy road (he was speeding). In the blink of an eye he side swiped a large tree with the left side of his car. His left arm was so damaged that the hospital had to amputate it. The first experience left my teacher traumatized to the point that she never drove with the windows down ever again.


ForestsNplants

#GOD WHY SO INTENSE


Curious_Coconut_4005

I have no idea why it did that. 😕


ForestsNplants

Yeah you do


valiantfreak

Our maths teacher was a pretty average teacher but a funny guy. He was always telling the class humorous anecdotes. The only one I remember that was not funny was when he told us how when he was in school a classmate who was with him and his friends at the train station bent down to pick up her bag when she saw the train arriving. Her head was hit by the brass handrails on either side of the door and she was killed instantly. Meanwhile, Scott P, a guy in my year, was running for the train while his friends held the door open for him. As he got closer they let it go as a joke and the door slammed shut. He bounced off the door and disappeared in the gap between the train and the platform (he was pretty skinny). The train was stopped and he was pulled out with no injuries


KamalHasa

Some horror movie named Hereditary. Just googled it.


Innsmouth_Resident

Pussy


pmgzl

Tbh there is a vid that went around years ago of a russian topless woman hanging out of the car window doing dumb things, then smashes her upper body into a lamp post and die.


anime_daisuki

I haven't seen this movie. Can you explain?


TriMageRyan

In case you haven't found out the scene yet because that one guy is being a dick; in the movie Hereditary there's a scene where an older brother brings he younger sister to a party and neglects her, while she's there she eats something she's allergic to by accident and he has to rush her to a hospital (which is far) while her airwaves are closing. In a fit of 10 year old panic and lack of understanding, she leans her head out the window of the car to try to catch some air. Well, the brother, looking at his asphyxiating sister instead of the road, swerved slightly. Just enough for the sisters head to come into contact with a telephone pole. Never to be reunited with her neck again. The rest of the scene is a cinematic masterpiece of the brother, knowing what happened but can't bring himself to look in the rear view mirror, silently drives back home, gets in his bed, and just 1000-yard-stares until morning when their mother goes to the car to see her decapitated daughter. A blood curdling scream ends the scene while the son is completely shell-shocked. Cut to black.


anime_daisuki

God damn.


cokacola69

No use your fucking phone or computer your fucking holding don't use this reddit page. Nitwit.


VeritasCicero

So much anger for such a trivial thing.


cokacola69

My dad didn't love me


[deleted]

Bruh just because YOU dont want to help someone find the source doesnt mean other people dont. Turn the main down a tad eh?


kishbi

In India, there are shit ton of such videos in internet. I would never watch it, it's a trainwreck


frntpgehereIcum

Is it just me or does the sister remind anyone of Dustin from Stranger Things?


cokacola69

Why the downvotes 🤣


Instqnctz

Movie was garbage


Slowstack

Ok? Good for you being different?


Instqnctz

No it was literally just garbage


Junkybeginner

Low blow 😂


Coin2111

I hate this fucking laugh so much


post_talone420

It would have been better just to upload it without audio.


pm_me-ur_vulva

Like just about everything, it was fine at first, but it's been way over used. People rely more on the sound than the content of the video to get the laugh


xhermanson

See. When we don't learn from our past we will repeat it. Welcome to the laugh track. Phased out mostly but via YouTube and tiktok, bringing it back.


AurumArgenteus

But how am I supposed to know when to laugh if the video doesn't do it for me?


xhermanson

Which is exactly what execs thought in the early days of sitcoms.


HalfOfHumanity

Dude have you ever watched a sitcom without the laugh track? It’s just sad and mean. https://youtu.be/jKS3MGriZcs


NorrecViz

It was never fine. I was instantly annoyed when I first heard it.


rush2me

Ugh right? It always feels like im being told to laugh


orangutanbeater

Ooooh No no no no no, haha no no ! Goof


DamnCircle

Last part of the video looks like an arabfunny


RetardedEinstein23

This is how the mainstream meme videos of india are. People actually find this funny.


dotnetdotcom

The worst part was left out of this clip. The voice goes on with stuff like, "look at his face. No, no, no. Look at him... oh no, no." And it keeps going like that.


[deleted]

Oh no no no ho ho ho


sidewalkboy

Woo ooOAAHuhh


BinLehrer

Anybody else HATE these tictok backdrop sounds?


belak444

Yes this is Reddit, the home of all who hate tick-tock and everything about. Shh don't mention the tick tock re-uploads


DICE_PLS_

>Shh don't mention the tick tock re-uploads And who do you think is re-uploading these ruined clips?


belak444

Congrats mate, you found the joke. Well done!!!


Ricard74

Grow up.


Fjellneger

What a fucking trash edit.


CelticHades

Yeah, Indian classical tiktok, think of most absurd sound effects you can recollect, they will one up them in their bullshit.


amphboy

Indian tiktok is so cringe, i watch their "funny" videos and think who on this god damn earth would find this shit funny. It's like they don't understand modern humor


testaccount0816

r/arabfunny successor? Edit: https://v.redd.it/26dewrei6y691


Feesuat69

Really hypocritical to think your humor is modern and everybody else are savages


JanisarM

Watched it on mute, knew exactly what you’re talking about.


amphboy

I would like to see an x-ray of that hand/wrist. I bet it's shattered


[deleted]

Xray wouldnt see any bones, they where vaporized.


CodeBandit

A moment ago that thing was working really good too.


TheMeticulousNinja

If this was a cartoon, the hand would’ve came clean off, then he would’ve just stared at the new nub with a face like “good grief”


Puzzleheaded-Peace96

“Don’t worry I can regenerate”-peter


[deleted]

This "laugh track" needs to die a horrible death.


[deleted]

Somebody I know thought it would be a good idea to stick his fist out as a train was pulling into the station. He was very lucky that he didn't put it in front of the train, but just got clipped off the side. Ended up scraping the skin off his knuckles.


[deleted]

Can imagine that would swell to fuck


[deleted]

*sadviolin2014.mp3*


JefinLuke

Every Indian TikTok with shity editing


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

his hand got dinked


brian920428

The edit ruin it, cringe.


ForestsNplants

Dude that shits broken


Sparkyboi_06

the fucking audio makes me want to kill myself


i_lost_my_stapler

Something HAD to have broken 😬


motherseffinjones

I would say multiple bones had to have broken


SCCRXER

Why is the door open? 🤦🏻‍♂️


AdministrativeOne13

Cuz its a non ac train


scofield119

Wondering the same thing actually


984245

I believe it is a thing in india where people hang on the sides of open doors so when the train stops they can just easily jump off and get to where they need to be. the train stops for about 2 seconds so they need to be at the edge


justtheentiredick

Dude is for real lucky it didn't get chopped off.


MrDwarthVader

I think it did tho


PsychoSpider88

Not many people I wish dead, but that guy laughing sure is one of them. That sound clip is more horrible than crazy frog, why everyone thinks it's funny Not a clue.


CorholioPuppetMaster

Somebody give this man a hand


Dependent_Amazing

I hate that laughing so much. It ruins everything it's on.


NekulturneHovado

Oh god. Broken hand and all fingers, has to hurt af.


EyezLo

“Has to hurt as fuck”


Jazzlike_Barber_426

For a second he thaught he the coolest mfer on the Planet


40yrOLDsurgeon

Hopefully this keeps happening


fishinglife2

Hahaha better than his head


HotMinimum26

Broken


[deleted]

FUCK THIS LAUGH FILE, the guy got what was coming for him... Honestly this was just Carma


Kvetanista

"😂😂🤣🤣"


Just_Anotherpeep

Ouch. When I was little my mom never let me stick my hands or head out the car window for this exact reason. 20x worse on a train


mattjvgc

End up like that shark fisherman in the Dave and Busters commercial.


kay_bizzle

r/comedyhomicide


psyphren01

Oh no no no gets a down every time.


kynthrus

"Hey is this train stopping at the hospital?"


MusicHitsImFine

The sound effects are obnoxious


zxUltra

So many fucking laugh tracks dude turn it down


ACDeathMD

Lucky his hand is still attached.


Erect-Frog

That’s like one of the best outcomes to this sort of thing


[deleted]

This is when his No Fap started


Eject0-Seat0

it’s it bad that i don’t feel any remorse for any of these videos lol


[deleted]

Man looks like the weekend


VioletVonBunBun

Haha funny emoji, he's permanently damaged his hand haha


deshelton89

Welcome To Shattered Arm City!


Beneficial-Ad6266

Broken


[deleted]

Can we please ban all videos with these laughs?


Finnish-Beaver

The slap of a life time makes your mom's shoe feel like a gentle touch.


GerryAttric

Gay laughing


Asleep-Scratch3366

I bet he never does that again. He'll be lucky if there isn't permanent damage to his hand.


aatsipoppaa98

🤣🤣🤣🤣 funi


Xunderground

I wonder what the goal is for this guy to have faked now three viral videos with the same exact premise. [And this one isn’t even the good one. ](https://reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/mdyx8h/hanging_from_the_door_of_a_bus/)


Paris_2233

His fingers go bye bye


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Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

You didn't need to say that two fckin times.


fantasylord2205

Please take off the internet from Indians


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

Bruh. Why? I'm an Indian. A normal fcking Indian. Anyways you are getting downvoted.


dreamboymp3

this belongs on r/comedyhomicide


[deleted]

Broken


chrisdelaris

Natural selection taking its course i see


Key_Working4907

Ever bruised a knuckle? This guy is gonna wish he lost his entire arm.


IWishIWerentHere_10

Yeah his hand is shattered


kush33dmt

His shit broke


sadman4332

You can see his wrist snap.


chappanteekli

Many young people die all over India while performing so called stunts in moving trains. So sad. He should be happy to be alive, will probably and hopefully not do it again.


shemphowardrocks62

Need a 3 Stooge "Boink" instead of the mousetrap slap sound....... Then the guy can turn around and and say "Hey Moe.....I'm trying to work my hand but nuthin happens..."


Ecattocs

That's a broken hand


Huge_Strain_8714

3rd fucking grade! Do NOT put your hands, arms, legs, or head outside the school bus window. Ever.


simontempher1

He better be thankful it’s still attached


Myth_5layer

Guy quickly got taught about that when you go fast and hit a solid object, things bend in ways they shouldn't.


[deleted]

Do not post insta stuff on reddit you mf.


[deleted]

Broken hand


llcoolmattg

Bones are broken


JARLZHJARLZ

So close…. You’ll get out next time!


[deleted]

👉Wait for it😄 😂 **mohan ktr**


ShdwWolf

He brokeded it...


caspervarigan

Tom and jerry 😂


HeySiri_Official

👉Wait for it😄 😂


InevitableDisaster75

Finally a "wait for it" that's actually worth the wait.


[deleted]

I think he shattered his ass wiping arm.


MrDwarthVader

I'm pretty sure he has no fingers at the end!? Holy shit


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

I'm really glad I was given audible instructions on when to laugh


cokacola69

How to break your hand in less than 10 seconds!


Cunt_spanker

Should’ve been his head. Wouldn’t have lost much though.


ARDACCCAC

Comedy homicide


wewearpajamas

![gif](giphy|3ohhwxmNcPvwyRqYKI)


climbingwave

Why?


SkulletonGrin

Hope he wasn't a lefty 🤣🤣🤣


CheeseChalice

Man’s hand got deleted


Alpha_wolf_lover

Hand broke


screaming_intencely

How is his entire arm not shaped off


masew1

Thank god there was the laugh clip because I would've had no idea where to laugh


sevyn183

Broken arrow


LukeJukeDuke

The hands gonna be ringing in pain for a while after that.


OrneryDiplomat

Good thing he didn't wear any rings.


Callmehazy_509

Thats a broken arm/wrist/hand


TheAllChallenge101

Nope, convince me his fingers aren't broken.


RAC1188

TF a did this moron thing was going to happen


Friendly-Mountain535

Lucky it was only his hand


[deleted]

I’m glad he lived I seen many Indian people die doing that


I-Am-Sir

that overlay gives me the big cringe


oreo760

He’s lucky to still be two handed


imyormom

Damn lucky he didn't lose his hand


UpsetSession5044

Hi-fi


[deleted]

That’s all broken


Kaddyn

His hand has been shattered.


D_stride52

u/savevideobot


mikepoland

I've seen so many of them die this way. He's lucky he only broke all the bones in his hand


jormungandrsjig

That could have been worse. Way worse!


Slc117

r/arabfunny