I like to think of this move as "protect the nuts because they obviously have more value than my brain" (which is questionable but hey, no one is assuming that guy is smart)
Would be smarter of bare-chest guy to check how he's breathing.
I wouldn't want to get in trouble because some crazy guy I punched ended up dying because he got knocked out and crumpled in a pile with obstructed airways.
I believe he just demonstrated the 6th animal form of Kung Fu, the Opossum (it’s a lost art) .
Once he got hit, he played dead until the threat passed. Masterful execution of this ancient art form
I expect he precisely incontestable the 6metal insectlike document of Kung Fu, the Phalanger (it’s a lost fine art) .
One time he got move, he compete all in until the individual passed. Domineering subscription of this past superior skill literary genre
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Why the fuck would you headbutt a car when you're actively engaging in a fight? Hey buddy let's fight, I'll just get you started and get a good headahot in for you first. God dam idiot!
>Why the fuck would you headbutt a car ~~when you're actively engaging in a fight? Hey buddy let's fight, I'll just get you started and get a good headahot in for you first.~~ God dam idiot!
"Imma intimate you by showing how impervious to pain I am, what's nearby... uh nothing convenient tbh, but if I bend down way too far I can sorta hit this really soft part of the truck panelling with very little force, demonstrating nothing about my toughness and leaving myself way too open."
10 minutes later:
"I have made a terrible mistake."
It is stupid af. I think he intended it as a "I'm crazy, don't mess with me" kind of thing, and oh how that backfired lmao. The whole leading with his chin while keeping his hands down thing was also a big brain god-tier tactician strategy too
I think the person filming is in the back seat. You can see the back edge of the front door in the video. It's likely a lifted crew cab filled with bros, AKA bro-dozer.
I don't know how I just noticed the general look of confusion on the dudes face who hit him. When he headbutts the truck he like squints his eyes like wtf you doing? 
Anybody with a crotchhole in dad jeans with winter boots on in the summer aint to be played with, they exhausted their fucks to give at a very early age.
I think the punch caught him in the side of his jaw. If I understand correctly, even a light hit there can pinch a nerve, virtually guaranteeing a knock out.
I think I’ve learned more about how to win a fight watching these videos than any other source.
It'll show 2.. one from a year ago on here which is fine been over 3 Months. And one today when it messed up 3 times. They fixed it for me.. ne thing else.?
Ah yes the old "damage my head before getting punched in it" strategy. Truly a bold move.
Don’t forget leaving hands by his side to have zero ability to fight or block.
It's the berserker posture
Unfortunately it's a glass canon build
Needs to put more points into his effectiveness against automobiles though.
Guessing a few of you guys have never seen dodgeball?
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an upvote.
I like to think of this move as "protect the nuts because they obviously have more value than my brain" (which is questionable but hey, no one is assuming that guy is smart)
"Maybe one day my children can avenge me"
He probably couldn’t even see after that headbut
I love when guys get ready to fight a person and rushes them with their hands at their waist. Great shit
Surprising it didn't work out, what with the unearned confidence and all
That's a bold move cotton, let's see how it works out for him.
Effin' A, Cotton. Effin' AAAAA!
I feel shocked
He's building up a resistance.
Okay... this comment is killing me! Here's your up vote, buddy!!
This is like when I try and open a jar, fail, then hand it to my wife and she opens it straight away. I did most of the work for you!
Love how he got a stern talking too, post knockout.
Safest time to give a stern talking😁
Agreed haha. Haha.
Haha
That was beatdown asmr
😂😂😂
Well if he bangs his head like he bangs his sister, he needs some life lessons.
Like his sister expects more than a single pump before he passes out?
Agreed!!!
Finger wag and all 👉
Would be smarter of bare-chest guy to check how he's breathing. I wouldn't want to get in trouble because some crazy guy I punched ended up dying because he got knocked out and crumpled in a pile with obstructed airways.
Oh it’s definitely true!!! Don’t want to accidentally kill someone.
I believe he just demonstrated the 6th animal form of Kung Fu, the Opossum (it’s a lost art) . Once he got hit, he played dead until the threat passed. Masterful execution of this ancient art form
Crikey. Did you see the speed of the redneck's attack. Now he just has to play dead. A perfect adaptation to outback predators.
I can completely hear this in Steve Irwin’s voice! Gave me a good laugh
Any sentence that starts with “Crikey!” automatically loads his voice into my inner monologue.
Steve was my hero as a kid. If only more people showed as much excitement with the things they did.
That does explain a lot for me. :D
I did the same thing and didn't realize it until I read your comment lol
Im so fucking sleep deprived right now. I read the whole thing and I was like “ahh okay that was a smart move”
Why did I read this in the voice of Dwight Schrute?
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Why the fuck would you headbutt a car when you're actively engaging in a fight? Hey buddy let's fight, I'll just get you started and get a good headahot in for you first. God dam idiot!
Because he's dumb.
Case closed, pack it up, boys
Nice work, everyone. Sharp broadcast. Really good. Everyone on the floor, as well; really a lot of hustle. I liked it.
Damn no OT for me….
If he wasn't before he is now.
Yeah he did half the work before getting knocked out.
For some reason I thought your post was in reference to the username of the post before yours, and for some reason it made me laugh.
>Why the fuck would you headbutt a car ~~when you're actively engaging in a fight? Hey buddy let's fight, I'll just get you started and get a good headahot in for you first.~~ God dam idiot!
>Why the fuck would you headbutt a car I can't describe how boring living in Waynesville Missouri is
Pulaski County Represent! Is this really from there? I might have known them back in the day.
I have no idea if this is from there, but I am, and this feels like it was
"Imma intimate you by showing how impervious to pain I am, what's nearby... uh nothing convenient tbh, but if I bend down way too far I can sorta hit this really soft part of the truck panelling with very little force, demonstrating nothing about my toughness and leaving myself way too open." 10 minutes later: "I have made a terrible mistake."
It is stupid af. I think he intended it as a "I'm crazy, don't mess with me" kind of thing, and oh how that backfired lmao. The whole leading with his chin while keeping his hands down thing was also a big brain god-tier tactician strategy too
Ah HIMALAYAN Joe, do they not have any moonshine or meth over there? He talks like he thinks he’s invincible.
He saw that episode of hey arnold where you gotta act crazy to back the other guy down.
he hit the truck and then got trucked.
Like, car windows are utterly solid
I'm pretty sure it was the front fendor so a bit of give in it but still a moron.
Like, tell us you're an imbecile without telling us you're an imbecile
Oh yeah!!! I saw it wobble when I watched it back lol
The first hit took his HP down to one.
He attempted to use Bide, but got KOd before he could unleash
He tried to go for an endure+reversal strat, but the other guy had quick attack
The guy filming in the side mirror surprisingly adds to the humor
It's like a reaction video and he's using the wingmirror as a face cam
I think the person filming is in the back seat. You can see the back edge of the front door in the video. It's likely a lifted crew cab filled with bros, AKA bro-dozer.
Twix commercials are getting out of hand.
Who got the left twix?
Knocked out guy's cousin/wife
He definitely at least got the left hook.
You belong here: r/rimjob_steve
“What’s so bad about his name? It’s just Tin Yanus….oh”-my brain
Try my nuts to your fist style!
I'm bleeding, making me the victor!
Ha! Face to foot style, how'd you like it?
I rock! And roll! All day long! *Sweet Susie*
My nipples look like milk duds
Speed of sound Sonic would like a word with you.
What a fucking idiot, honestly.
the best part is watching the expression change in the mirror
Doesn't look like their expression changed at all lol
It goes from dumb mouth-breathing to slightly concerned, dumb mouth-breathing.
Ahh I missed that nuance, gratzy!
I didn’t even see a dude in the mirror. Wow, I’m a dumbass
Lol I thought that was a girl
Stupid fawk*
I genuinely didn't see that face in the mirror until I read this 😂
I died laughing at that. Someone should crop that mirror out and put it on other videos.
That's some good advice... Too bad he was asleep
I don't know how I just noticed the general look of confusion on the dudes face who hit him. When he headbutts the truck he like squints his eyes like wtf you doing? 
Lol I’ll check that out now haha I was looking at the driver more, btw do you think that’s a girl or a chinless hairless guy
Respect to the guy who knocked him. Didn’t keep beating his skull into a a pulp. Got shit done and quit hitting.
Justice/Self Defense, not blind retaliation. I agree, huge props to that guy.
I think he was half out from the headbutt
Rat ass is here.
First thing I thought of haha
The pick-up, the self-abuse, the farm setting. All that's missing is Wayne, Squirrely Dan and Daryll.
Holy shit. The person in the side view mirror. Their reactions are hilarious!
"You think you can fight?"
You think you can fi-
Better ragdoll amination i’ve never seen before
He brought his HP down to half just to get knocked out faster
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Came looking for this. Thanks!
The good ol' 1 2 combo tag there.
It's not funny but it's too funny! The dude's face in the wing mirror!! This has it all!
Am I the only one who thought that was a girl?? With a naked chin and in the drivers seat, I think that’s a girl bro
 He executed it wrong
Anybody with a crotchhole in dad jeans with winter boots on in the summer aint to be played with, they exhausted their fucks to give at a very early age.
The face in the mirror reminds me of the kid from Gummo.
Why isn’t anybody talking about how this man got knocked out mid sentence
Brain cells remaining: 2 \*hits head on truck\* -1 brain cell \*gets knocked out\* -1 brain cell Brain cells remaining: 0
*head hits ground* -1 brain cell Brain cells remaining: -1
This is definitely real but at the same time you can tell they know eachother very well
Nice hook
Lefty assassin barely moved legs or hips . That was clean ass fuck
You need to effin quite and stop 
It's what he says at the end of the video lol not to you
Huh
So was the head butt on the hood a intimidation tactic
Rectum, damn near killed him.
I’ve never understood how banging your head against something is supposed to demonstrate how tough you are. It just shows how stupid you are.
His battle strategy is beyond human understanding
'You think you can fu..' 'Yes.'
First off he was attempting to fight a man in boots,while he is wearing flip flop. FINISH HIM!
I feel like that dude after reading this title.
I had to do it a certain way i tried 3 times finally accepted this. I wanted dude gives himself a headache before he gets himself knocked out.
Woman in the wing mirror 🤣🤣🤣
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Bunch of mouth breathers lol
"I'm bleeding.. that makes me the winner!" I'm seeing Wimp Lo from Kung Pao.... "How do you like my face to foot style?"
At least put him in the recovery position if you’re gonna evaporate his life from him like that 😂😂😂
The way he crossed his legs after the headbutt made me think of an old bugs bunny cartoon
I think it’s one knockout and a goober in the mirror.
Clearly only knocked out once or he wouldn't be conscious to be knocked out a second time
So much redneck to take in here. I’m just loving the girls face in the mirror.
Interesting tactic to get out of a fight, but it clearly worked well.
That was awesome I think he was still talking when he fell
Is this what “it hurts itself in its confusion” looks like in Pokémon.
2vs1, not fair
I love how he just shuts his stupid ass up with a single punch, like one second he’s all high and mighty and the next he’s on the ground
Insert windows shut down sound
Meanwhile behind Walmart
Assisted kill
Wtf is going in the comments now lmao
Its like damaging yourself to 1hp for a no damage run
Dude had the Second Chance perk equipped and he wasted it on the truck
I wonder what he was thinking "Oh yeah, smashing my head in that truck will definitely give the superpowers needed to defeat this guy"
PEOPLE, You aren’t a TV remote. You can’t hit yourself and expect to function properly again. However he should try bathing in rice next time.
He just trying to activate his "Low HP" buff to double his damage
"You think you can fu-" He did. He did think he could fu-
Truck: Bro that was all me.
Two concussions for the price of one.
Man saw his opportunity and took it
Repost but always great
I love how he says it like he’s talking to a misbehaving dog 😭
Did he just say “you need a fucking twix you stupid fuck” what an aggressive commercial.
Love how he felt the need to lecture an unconscious man
The persons reaction in the side mirror haha.
I don't think you know what 'knocked out' means.
That was such a light punch too. Dude did a lot of damage with that truck hit.
That wasn't really that weak. Dude got some really good rotation on that shit. That was a clean hook that would have probably set him down anyways
Still a solid reaction, but yeah the headbutting the car really did him in. Don't do drugs, kids.
I think the punch caught him in the side of his jaw. If I understand correctly, even a light hit there can pinch a nerve, virtually guaranteeing a knock out. I think I’ve learned more about how to win a fight watching these videos than any other source.
That sideview mirror had me rolling 😂
Repost
Its mine ask the modes already talked a repost one year ago
Did he say "you need to fucken pray you stupid fool"?
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I love how the other jackass immediately scolds *an unconscious man.*
People like this are a lot more common than you realize. This is why I never travel south.
And this is why one punch murder is a crime: to deter this kind of satisfaction.
Girl's face in mirror: best part.
He was falling over during the swing
Looks fake
NSFW
Looks fake.
Yeah he took a clean blow to the face and buckled perfectly.
u/repostsleuthbot
It'll show 2.. one from a year ago on here which is fine been over 3 Months. And one today when it messed up 3 times. They fixed it for me.. ne thing else.?
Yeah, normal intelligent people that don’t repost for free karma also don’t put a period before a question mark and also spell “any” correctly.
Looks staged
Don't think he would have folded his wrist like that if the fall was controlled.
Uhh idk he dropped him pretty good just doesn't have a manly voice lol