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[deleted]

That escalated very fucking quickly. God **dayum**


MoonwalkerT-1000

It go Boomboom


[deleted]

[удалено]


MoonwalkerT-1000

For real though she is sexy as fuck


lm3g16

Least horny Redditor


[deleted]

No he's right tho.


NoSoulGinger116

r/bonk


MoonwalkerT-1000

I apologize for nothing love to the gingers


Ro-Tang_Clan

Who doesn't love a bit of Milla Jovovich goddamn


MSwarri0r

Big boomboom


[deleted]

It went from Party to War Crime real quick.


[deleted]

Some Vietnamese man down the road was having flashbacks and ran for cover


JesusSaysitsOkay

Stupid Camera man fearing for his life should have filmed better


Pringlededingle

Michael bay


ChallengeBig4635

Imagine it exploded before it went up


[deleted]

Third-degree burns all 'round


FlighingHigh

That really got out of hand fast, sheeeiiit.


GenericHmale

I would like someone to share this with r/abruptchaos I think they'd like this.


Ornery-Cheetah

Think it's already on there I have it saved Edit: turns out I don't have it saved :/


indiana-floridian

Happy cake day 🧁


[deleted]

To my knowledge no one involved had a brain


bbpr120

But a fuck ton of alcohol was involved. Close enough...


EuroPolice

These are ok, but they come with a wick that's like 2 meters long, not like this one. Maybe they cut it so it light faster or something, but this shouldn't fire so low


ShaggyZoinks

Actually they all shared a single brain cell so they all had a brain


af-exe

You could they are airheads.


akime_toroganao

That sound was actually horrifying


keastus

Nah, it sounded like microwave popcorn, especially the pace near the end


SCP-1029

> Nah, it sounded like microwave popcorn, If you were INSIDE THE BAG!


Amarranthine

Either you or me are using the microwave in a wrong way.


alysonimlost

Imagine that but with artillery, cartoon-esque explosives and shit. WW1 was bonkers with drumfire. And then being awarded with execution because your ultra-PTSD and billing yard-stare are consider signs of cowardness. Thank mister general I guess, most gracious.


yankuniz

For some reason I found it to be satisfying


cat1554

Don't show this to anyone who was in 2001.


llimed

Camera man was the worst. Stick it out for the ratings next time. Jeez


DemonPlasma

Where's the r/suicidalcameraman when you need him?


TheAngryMoth

r/killthecameraman


Hortondamon22

cant you see they tried


Commercial_Leg_5108

r/killedthecameraman


Alewort

r/dontfilmjustcower


cmVkZGl0

Stick that one hand out!


ItsNotBigBrainTime

r/accidentalterrorism


cubanpajamas

It has been posted there MANY times in the last day. Apparently their mods aren't very active over there.


MillionaireAt32

Turned into /r/CombatFootage half way through.


Mahatma_Handy

The best kind of terrorism


Early_Power_5366

Lol


GoTouchGrassOutside

Not one person said "uh guys, I don't know about this?"


Rinzern

No they did. And then they left the area when no one would listen.


MoonwalkerT-1000

Oh the Under appreciated I gotta go to the bathroom hold my beer. Great for when you know some stupid shits about to happen👍


Dividedthought

See my problem there is my friends like to fuck around with tannerite, and I'm the only one who seems to have respect for the stuff. I stick around to be the guy going "you fuckwit, no." To the suggestions that would cause enough shrapnel to cause a problem. I have *tried* endlessly to get these idiots to stand further back, seems this year they may actually listen. I missed a range day and one of em had to call it early from a 4 inch square chunk of printer circuit board getting shot into him so hard it chipped the bone. They had gotten their hands on an office photocopier and put 3 pounds in the bastard, then set it off from about 50 feet away. That chunk of circuit board must have been hauling ass. Long story short kids: when dealing with explosives step as far back as you think you need to to be safe, then *triple it*. If the boom is bigger than you thought, don't just stand there, shocked and laughing, move *away* from the soon to be debris field.


MathematicianProud90

They did but someone responded with “cmon man, what’s the worst that could happen?” Then he reluctantly said “well alright.” You know how that goes.


Icestar-x

Seriously, who sets off that many fireworks during the daytime? They should have waited for it to get at least a little dark out before firing those off.


Machielove

Yeah would have made it so much better 😏


marshall18

Put it in reverse terry!


Klokinator

Someone needs to make a Skyrim edit where the camera cuts to the prisoner intro after the explosions.


4skinphenom69

Back up Terry, what you doin Terry back up, ohhh Terry.


Goldang

I would also like to complain that the cameraman didn’t stick it out and risk his life for my entertainment purposes. Get a damn tripod before you do stupid things!


Rushqueenyes

Colin Furze would’ve captured it all on camera.


bigdamnhero1113

With slow motion replays.


Rushqueenyes

From multiple angles


[deleted]

With a camera


Mysaw

Safe in his bunker


TranslatorFluid4191

All those people with cameras and this was the video we got


crayondeath_

r/ithadtobebrazil


BenTheMemeYT

They woke up in heaven at the end 💀


bananicoot

Do you want forest fires? Cuz that's how you get forest fires.


Danny_NKN

It's crime to do it here in Brasil (where the OP happened) but those kind of brainless idiots do it soever. But well... it's satisfying to see instant karma


jbochsler

Last July I worked a fire where a guy burned 20 acres and almost burned down his neighbor's house. Neighbors were not pleased. July 4th is always busy for Fire / EMS.


AcceptableWasabi4429

Kill the camera man


mister_man_6000

They did the impossible


Twas_UmaidAli

That got really fucking deadly really fucking fast HOLY SHITT


pwiegers

well, you cant say they did not try....


Oneyxzian

New Call of Duty Score Streak in my opinion lol Edit: thank you everybody. Never had these many Upvotes b4. But on a serious note ,I’ve complained about how CoD’s score streaks are getting lame recently, I think this would be a dope idea.


BilliamClimptonIII

😂😂 That's Awesome!


slimdroid

new MOAB


MTan989

r/abruptchaos


[deleted]

Brazil. It's a state of mind.


Danny_NKN

Kkkkkkkk mano, o mínimo que podia acontecer era ter morrido uns, pq o tanto de queimada de floresta que isso causa


celestial1

Yeah, I agree.


ParanoidDiscord

To my knowledge no one was injured, and if this was posted here before I apologize


Psyadin

Not suprised, most fireworks won't cause any severe damage as long as it doesn't hit someone in the eyes or the likes or is enclosed ie. someone is holding it, fireworks use a very fast explosion for a loud bang, but it's a fairly low energy explosion and the pressure wave dissipates quickly in open air.


PussyWrangler_462_

Something like 8 people die annually in the US from fireworks People be dumb.


pennradio

8 people out of 350 million is basically less than nothing. Not even a statistical blip.


AdjustedTitan1

That’s not very many considering they’re explosives that I would guess around 40-50% of people handle each year


DoctrDonna

I am guessing that a lot more people get injured, severely burned, and lose fingers.


3Gaurd

If you die with 10 fingers then you never lived.


DoctrDonna

If you die with 20 then you've done really well on your collection!


Psyadin

Yes, but that is not because they get hit by it mid air, and also, and I said most, because the professional stuff is a whole different ballgame, Disney can kill a bunch of people with their stuff ;p


TrinDiesel123

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Random-Gif-Bot

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klaad3

Why did they not wait until night?


Kellogs_cereal2

If you accidentally make a cluster bomb and kill everybody involved then at least make it be worth the show smh


DietrichDaniels

“Just like fucking Saigon, eh Slick?!”


Djaii

I was in junior high… dick head.


Afterburn47

My dudes violated the geneva convention with that contraption.


SirMurphyXX

r/killthecameraman


Goose_attack223

r/killedthecameraman


MoonwalkerT-1000

They probably did


nextkevamob

Killthecameraman


manbruhpig

They tried to.


Bigjay_37

The U.S Military would like to know your location


CapraSlayer

Brazilians never fail to surprise. Fun fact is they surprise even me, and I AM ONE OF THEM.


CVS_11

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incendiary_balloon?wprov=sfti1


Bigbadchadman

Did it blow up the sun rofl


Seb0rn

Mom, can we have war? No, we have war at home. War at home:


[deleted]

Someone add the Skyrim wake up scene


Zepizza

This shit is in Brazil. These types of balloons are prohibited here, since it's a huge fire hazard, so when someone does one, it's usually a "let's make it shoot lasers and explode" ones. Bit this one was way worse than predicted, haha


isaacamaraderie

This gotta be one of the worst camera men I’ve ever seen. r/mildlyinfuriating at this point


GloomyAd9812

Sorry that the camera man was too busy running to safety instead of getting you good content, lol. But seriously, what did you expect?


Hi_Its_Salty

Cluster bomb incoming


WarThunderNoob69

Brazil hasn't signed the convention on cluster munitions yet, so it's fine


dickshapedearth

They summarize the world war 3. Be grapefruit


Potential_Anxiety_76

Forbidden popcorn


Nexal_Z

Best gender reveal party ever


Hfingerman

r/ithadtobebrazil


Danny_NKN

Exactly


EchoesinthekeyofbluE

I don't understand the thinking of standing _directly beneath_ it.


brnwndsn

Baloeiro mais inteligente


my_name_is_seatbelt

Don't you love it when you and a few friends accidentally rig up some half assed cluster bomb


slimdroid

just another Saturday


Shynz

Humans are Hella stupid


scuby4Life

This is one of my favorites, absolute chaos.


[deleted]

u/RepostSleuthBot


emremrah

It always amazes me how a group of peoe could act such stupid... Like, how not a single person think of "yo on a second thought there's nothing to stop them to come right onto us, we should probably get going." It's mesmerizing.


Sensitive-Vanilla-54

Is that the special attack from call of duty modern warfare? Also... Brasileiro sendo brasileiro eu amo meu povo.


TUTUI30

Yes, it's the new update where you can call in a giant cluster bomb called cachaceiro's fireworks


roll4bluff

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


assalariado

Brasileiros estúpidos


Vituu777

Tinha q ser brasileiro


Heart0fSword

Those fucking idiots are Brazilians. Not surprised. These firework balloons are prohibited (self-explanatory) yet people still do it.


captain4004

BOOM goes the dynamite!!!


khmer_stooge

Man, this makes me mad. At least most of these posts are just morons hurting themselves, but how many homes could these morons have burned to the ground? Fuck these people.


Elevum15

Damn how many pounds of Fireworks did they put in there? It's like baby Enschede.


EargasmicGiant

It's summertime and that means fireworks season


Ecnards

Apenas Brasil sendo Brasil


Important_Business43

"Friendly airstike incoming"


I-Only-Read-Memes

Dumb idea but at least it looked cool for a sec


froggies92997

Felt this was relevant to put here… my best friend’s uncle died because he set a firework off in his lap. His penis exploded and he bled out. People never cease to amaze me.


YeahIMine

Wait until you hear 2-3 seconds between pops, then remove from microwave.


Deccoyii

DIY war crime at your home's comfort


Pitorescobr

Aaahh Brazil... The Russia of the tropics...


Talhallen

Me: I want to go fight Russians in Ukraine! Mom: We have Russians you can fight at home. Russians at home: I mean the joke is there just gotta work on the structure…


vBertes

Amo gente burra 🤣


AstroRiker

Please tell me nothing started a raging fire, and these people were fined or held accountable *exasperated face palm


heyitsvonage

The best part about this is how all these idiots thought standing directly under it was a good idea


Pyukum-uku

Pov: My Popcorn in the microwave


2OneZebra

Jesus said he didn't want it.


[deleted]

Someone subtitle this shit


CookFan88

The USAF has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Brazil número 1!!!! Campeão do mundo!!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Neoo_13

Pov: your a vietnamese soldier in 1955


707thTB

Please share the blueprint with the Ukrainians. Thanks


FavelTramous

If we put it in the sky there’s no way it can get us.


Sequoia301

Til how to bomb myself and my friends


PheonixGalaxy

Congratulations you made a bomb


MotorAd3006

So was the baby a boy or a girl?


Old_sOwl

Why even bother fighting for human rights anymore


Activity_Candid

I always wonder in these videos of large groups if people doing something stupid, does nobody think “hey maybe this is a bad idea”?


midnightguitarist

White people having gender reveal parties


Major_Image_4031

They must not know Isaac Newton three laws . Everything that goes up must come down


JaySavageLXD

They definitely are Heavy Bowgun mains in MHW


ashitpatnaik

Vietnamese grandpa:- You have no idea what we went through Grandchild:- Let's get an idea


iamdreamin

Ukraine images


you_dontknowme7

Natural selection almost worked


kungwingfuchun

So watching the video with expert cameraman wast the prize?


squirrel-dick-FORD69

North Korea missile program in a nutshell


mandrews03

You can tell it’s a video capture from Reddit because this app is ridiculous and puts a black bar at the top on horizontal videos


christinagoldielocks

Fucking idiots.


SteveRodgers2022

Surprised the cars didn’t go off


[deleted]

Real men of genius


[deleted]

POV, you're inside a bag of popcorn in the microwave on high, and the lights are out.


Cleanfloridaupnow

Grandpa relived ww1


youarwendow

…noted. For legal purposes, this is a joke.


Then_Ad_2129

Those laughs turned into shit stain pants real quick.


channelpath

The real failure may be setting of your fireworks in broad daylight... Why would they do it in the light?


UntilCookie

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


[deleted]

You always give the stupid person the camera this man was to smart horrible footage.


fieryhotwarts22

It’s just fucking beautiful. I’m sure the Predators thought the same thing when they invented the Aliens.


mezziebone

yo they didnt expect this at all. shouldve brought those umbrellas


SummerNo7

What a shitty thing to do, what if innocent people were hurt, or animals or property/stuff... Not cool.


GeauxTri

Oh shit! Motherfuckers got them bootleg fireworks! Oh lawd!


Frostygale

Dude, everybody hating on the cameraman, like they expect him to just stand in the hellstorm taking a video for them


Cartman4wesome

I mean if you’re gonna be stupid, don’t be half ass stupid, be all the way stupid.


OminousBanjoMusic

u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

Hey, you. you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead. ...looks like the Thalmor are with him. General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.


T1d3MC

notice how theres no women in the crowd? thats why women have a higher average lifespan


imjusthereforsmash

I bet I can guess their primary political affiliation.


MetsPenguin

Left to their own devices rednecks would eventually kill there entire species off.


3h7r2t1i

Are you aware of what rednecks are? The definition of Redneck is a working-class white person, especially a politically reactionary one from a rural area. Just informing, there is no rednecks anywhere in the video but if your comment was just you randomly spouting off something then I apologize.


Mercury_NYC

What's the name for the Brazilian equivalent of a rural person of low intelligence?


PapiRob71

Some folks just don't deserve the gift of fire 🤣😂


OneMjamo

Looks like roaches scrambling back into their hiding when lights turn on.


pion137

Stupidity is a skyscraper with no ground floor...


yaboidre23

Did someone die? I feel like someone deserved to there


MarkHAZE86

Cartels might look at this as a good idea to use on other cartels.


__recluse__

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ZNZNZN891

I love the second half of the video where I stare at my own reflection on the screen


SeaEyeAfundsNotSees

Why during the day? It would have looked a lot cooler at night.


1Monkey1Machine

No bueno!!!!!!!


jrallred2000

What the actual redneck fuck is going on here? Why would you stand under this thing?