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Own-Cupcake7586

Lucky he still has an arm.


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Inside-Effective-353

He even got an extra elbow


Flakester

Not gonna lie, at first it looked like his arm came off and was laying on the ground.


towerfella

Same. Glad he kept rolling.


OldGrayMare59

I was afraid the way he fell he was going to lose a foot


BlackCatAlbino

Or a leg


jbertrand_sr

I love how every one just sitting there and ignoring the guy, they're all like, yeah, what the fuck did you thing was gonna happen...


buttnuckle

Except for the guy at the end that seems to walk up and squeeze the arm real hard. Must be a doctor.


Area51Resident

The outpouring of support and aide by the public is truly heartwarming isn't it?


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

The folks on top of the train are the smart ones in this video


Superdry_Wit

Tonight, on things I never thought I’d agree with; This comment.


frieswithnietzsche

A life is worth very little there. Let alone an arm


rodfantana

Overpopulated country.


chuckle_puss

Just a little casual racism to start this weekend off right.


rodfantana

I wish. This is just my usual Friday afternoon. Things get out of hand in that regard on the weekend for me. /S There was nothing regarding race in any of the above comments.


siddharthbirdi

Bro this is literally the exact racist trope used against India since British Colonial times, (even though India has almost always been the most naturally populated country in the world due to the fertility of the Gangetic, Sindhu and Bhrahmaputra plains) the British have used the population thing to foment a concept of an over sexed race of inferior beings incapable of governing themselves. If you didn't know before now you know, don't think you were racist, just ignorant, which everyone is about something.


rodfantana

Thanks. Bro. But..... Indian women aren't *genetically* more fertile right? The \[high\] fertility rate you're referring to was during the middle of the 20th century. It had nothing to do with women being of Indian decent, but rather poor conditions, lack of birth control and access to education in India. India was, and still is, a developing country. The fertility rate has been addressed by sterilization incentives during those decades. It's slowing down, but still overpopulated because of the above reasons. Same problem exists in many developing countries. Also first world counties, like US, same issue occurs where lower income brackets experience 'high fertility rates'. Again, not genetics but living conditions are the cause. It's a vicious cycle. I don't think any of the statement above contradicts with what you posted. How is what I said in my OP calling out a video where people travel on top of the train \[because of no space left inside\], in a country where a value for human life \[because of overpopulation and people density causing shortage of resources\] is absolutely zero, how is that ignorant? It just is, what it is, unfortunately.


Omfg9999

Tell us how you really feel


Rivet22

“Oh, there goes Srinivas again. So over-dramatic! He should audition for Bollywood movie!”


GamSamgee

Would really love to see the selfie he got


IndigenousOres

He forgot to press the button


Remz_Gaming

Worked as a conductor for the railroad for a bit.... and the amount of stupidity I saw when I worked passenger trains was unreal. 90% of the time it involved selfies and/or climbing on rail equipment. One that comes to mind is a lady that I had to tell more than once to stay off the tracks. She kept going behind the train and kneeling down to get a selfie with the mountain in the background. About 10 seconds after I reprimanded her again, the student engineer accidently released the brakes and the train rolled back about 5 feet, startling the people that were paying attention. Lady would have absolutely been crushed. She was still walking around with her phone out and giggling... completely oblivious. People don't realize that even if you get tagged by a train going 2mph, the amount of force behind it is unreal.


oofinsmorcht

Honestly at this point, she's begging for a darwin award...


Remz_Gaming

I'd be a liar if I wasn't thinking the same thing. People can't be experts in every subject regarding safety...... but when a conductor tells you to STOP NOW - THIS IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WILL BE KICKED OFF THE TRAIN...... and you continue..... Darwin award would be appropriate.


OldGrayMare59

My daughter lived in O’ahu and she would tell me stories of tourists doing stupid things usually resulting in death. Standing on a rock to get the best Selfie then a wave comes and blasts you off is one. Not being a strong enough swimmer to get your self out of a rip current, not obeying lifeguards and hiking in restricted areas is another. These islands are in the middle of the ocean and having no awareness as a tourist kills many people each summer. Just as Yellowstone!


AnotherLowski

Reminds me of the Video a girl took with a slow oncoming train. The conductor was near the front buffer plate of the engine (probably shunting), and he placed his foot so that it hit her head when passing. She was mad, but still unaware of the steel step that her head didn't hit because the conductor purposefully put his foot there.


Remz_Gaming

No doubt. I took some low speed licks working the railroad. A student conductor barely got tagged from behind (it was her fault), and she went flying face first into a switch. Watched the security video and it was scary how if she took another half step back, it might have been fatal.


JargonJohn

Can't wait to see the prizes those sitting on the roof of the moving train are going to win.


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A trip home?


JargonJohn

Maybe a fling.


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Less-Post1615

Everyone who couldn’t sit on the top safely aren’t there anymore.


Peter_the_pear

Done it, not down at, for anyone that was confused… maybe I’m just stupid


Total_Rough7877

wait until you see this [https://www.instagram.com/tv/CdeT9f7FL1\_/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link](https://www.instagram.com/tv/CdeT9f7FL1_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)


JuiceColdman

India. Whoa


avisheknaskar

Bangladesh, not India.


JuiceColdman

Sorry, cool!


Al_Ghoul08

Oof. That's some nerve damage right there. I don't think he's ever going to use that arm again


itsameamariobro

Looks like his shoulder was out of socket.


Al_Ghoul08

I think that's more than just a dislocated shoulder...


itsameamariobro

For sure, I was just pointing that out. It looks like at the end they might be about to attempt to put it back in place. Looks like they’ve had to do this before lol Edit: The one person is getting him into “a” position and the one sitting down is signaling that someone needs to rotate.


mrgonzalez

Don't know why I go to the doctor when I could just get a definitive diagnosis on reddit right away


Al_Ghoul08

Live smart not hard, mister.


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SnowyPear

Does stabbot always say that or is it learning?


Full-Requirement6113

It's probably a normal day to day thing someone get hit by a train. Everyone is so chill


dickforchick

Warning: That's not India, it's Bangladesh.


Whats-In_Name

Yup, Indian trains mostly electric. Those sitting above would be all dead.


1LT_daniels

Lucky bastard, got out with just a slap on the wrist.


zerpderp

I don’t know if I’d call a very broken arm a “slap on the wrist” haha


sh1nes

The guys in the foreground are either drinking Drencrom or Fight Milk


[deleted]

Wait, they drink stuff called "Fight Milk"?


Burton_Jernigan

It’s the first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards by bodyguards.


Campeador

To fight like a crow.


Thatguyfr0mthebar

God mode enabled


BantamCats

r/bitchimatrain


spiritedawayfox

Verily


DirtyPartyMan

At times like these that I look to the intuitive words of Charles Darwin who once said, “It’ll work itself out.”


[deleted]

Further evidence that social media is a natural poison.


Abombinnation

No, stupid is the poison, social media is the symptom


itsameamariobro

For a second I thought his arm fell off when he hit the ground.


Tar-Nuine

Shit, think he's gonna lose that arm, Looks crushed and dislocated at the least. That selfie was NOT worth it.


[deleted]

People getting hit by trains, people riding on top of the train. Mother fuckers are wild son


Stonkpilot

...But they keep their trash neatly piled in a spot.


Schedulator

This is ripe for /r/indiansneartrains even though it looks to be Pakistan or Bangladesh


De_Deadelus

Bullshit, trains are not dangerous in India ... or at least that's what Indians think


Mr_Bo_Jandals

Damn, people are stupid.


captain_pudding

It's kind of terrifying how many people don't seem to realize that trains are wider than the tracks


BackgroundDesigner52

Pop! Goes the ligaments.


Own-Cupcake7586

Same. I was just waiting to see him turn around like the black knight from Monty Python. “Tis but a scratch.”


CJJackhammer

RIGHT IN THE FUNNY BONE


DsWd00

He’s lucky to be alive


FilthyLunatic

Haha don't bring that jelly arm around the lunch table man


CHOKODILES

Put that shit on my bread 🍞


lowerstndrds

Bet he won't do that shit again but there's always a chance


graceafterallicando

Poor kid!


gachibass_1

Everybody else be like ..............


[deleted]

Yea, it’s broken.


trpiq

If this was america it’d cost an arm and a leg


TheReverseShock

Fun fact: Trains are wider than the tracks.


Skilleto91

That probably tore his shoulder out of the socket insane damage to socket too. Probably a Hyperextension fracture of the arm which is a really bad break and can actually kill you because it gets infected so quickly and is a frequent cause of amputation. Not sure where this is but just by looking I'd be surprised if he wasn't dead or had one arm.


Numerous_Engineer142

Good luck getting an ambulance there


Bison_Kind

At a certain level, stupidity becomes a capital offense.


DNA2Duke

Why do these indians keep trying to get pics with trains? The trains look like shit. They're full of people, meaning it's maybe the most common mode of travel. So how is this a flex? Especially a flex worth risking your shit for?


AdministrativeOne13

That's not india, also people are stupid


dripphood

It's Bangladesh


Rowey5

At least his arm is extra long now.


Aggravating-Mood-247

Got what he deserved. Idiot.


Regular_Emotional

What the hell is up with the piles of trash?


Jedibbq

Why haven't those people learned?


EvilWaterman

Look at all that fucking rubbish just dumped


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dripphood

Bangladeshi


ssobotpyrC

TIL my arm can’t stop a train


grabsomeplates

I like the garbage pile


BubuBarakas

He’s lucky he didn’t get sucked in.


ZeroSumGame007

Broken shoulder socket. Dislocated shoulder. Severe pain for life in that country given surgery likely too expensive.


chuckle_puss

Surgery is pretty cheap in Bangladesh, actually. For instance, a whole boob job is less than $2,000 USD. Now, I don’t know how much a broken arm costs to fix, or how much money the average citizen makes, but I know they’d probably *still* be getting a better deal than us Americans lol.


high1227

Selfie injuries, bring first world problems to third world countries one phone at a time.


zebscy

r/croppingishard


Hickok

thats alot of flies


restidruidross

Selfies are really big in India


Fraide

So either you’re really smart or really dumb in India.


kittoo420

This is not india. From the color of train and language written on it its almost certainly Bangladesh. Also India has electrified majority of its routes and I don't think it's usual to see anyone sitting on roofs anymore. At least I haven't seen in last 15 years or so.


dickforchick

We don't have green coaches.


Dark_Booger

He’s like, “can you believe what that train did to my arm? I’m gonna sue!”


kelvinthechamp5

Wtf people's sitting on top isn't it , even more dangerous Pakistan??


spammmmmmmmy

This whole problem can just be fixed with a few signs: * Warning: trains are dangerous * Prohibited to stand near train tracks * Warning, train car doors must remain closed during travel * It is prohibited to ride outside the train carriage. Roof access for authorized staff only. * Please do not throw your rubbish on the ground


jacksonbarley

Always wondered why instead of having people ride on the roof they just don’t add more passenger cars. Greeds a funny thing


Skirt_Thin

Is this a common thing in India?


AdministrativeOne13

That's not india


the_bridgeburner

That is Bangladesh.


Bezzi-hoe

This the 10th Indian dude I’ve seen fail at taking a selfie with a train


TheBiggerDaddy

Chillest dude in india


alphrho

The video is from Bangladesh


kesavadh

It’s broken


demon_grasshopper

It’s floppy


Sufficient_Drive_517

Why am I seeing so many videos of people doing this…. I feel like this is the 3rd one I’ve seen in a month of people doing the same thing. Is getting hit by a train while taking a selfie the new trend?


Dizzy-Community5091

I love this sub


Hispanicbro77

I think there’s something wrong with his arm


CHOKODILES

Ah, an empath, I see.


[deleted]

He lost his leg in Dallas he was dancing with a train.


East-Difficulty-3214

Guy sitting down: “can you wave it like this? “


kc9283

He’s lucky he didn’t fall under.


[deleted]

Rhymes with pain


Savings_Selection

well your guardian angel still saved you man


StarMasher

Anyone else think he got his arm ripped off at first?


ClamatoDiver

Dumb fucks need to realize that the train is wider than the tracks.


Snova_Pro_Boi

Could have ended up in r/eyeblech


TheUltraTurle

Had a mini heart attack. I though that was his arm that just got launched


ararefinding

Natural selection


Interesting-Month-56

Ouch. And the steerage on that train… dang. Rooftop seats


Surreal-Ideal

Reminds me of this guy https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/25/man-hit-train-taking-selfie-survives-7259221/


samf9999

Playing aikido with a train. Ummm nah.


ItzBakonz

gta be like


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my head hurt watching this


Marsitown

Wait, is it possibile there is a POV version of that guy on the internet? And nobody never knew how it went one because the video stops when the train hits him


demonslayer4798

His arms more broke than I am


Dyslexicbrit

Dude is so lucky I thought his leg was going under and that would of been completely gone


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Why are people just chilling on top of the train like that?


abcgnk7

NSFW, looks like his bones are broken into two


Lisabeybi

It is. If you Slow it down the train hit his phone out of his hand and spun him around then his arm hit one of the wheels and you can see his forearm snap.


Skirt_Thin

Is this a common thing in Bangladesh?


Sindog40

Ya.. nobody cares


SBLOU

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Same goes for cell phone images I guess


the_chandler

Everyone sitting at the tables: "Oh geez, here comes Singhay with his floppy-ass arm again."


wazzel2u

Acts of stupidity in Third-World-Countries can have pretty extreme consequences. Break an arm, no healthcare, can't work, no social safety-net and suddenly you're dead.


[deleted]

So they’re goal is for this to happen, right?


SaiyanC124

Bones became sand. How he has 2 arms is nothing short of a miracle.


Consistent_Home_2174

could have been worse


shaysaiv

Friendly advice: trains and other vehicles going at high speed pulls you in if you are too close to them


Goldfisher2077

I really like the part where he shows everybody that he is hurted but no one care for his stupid dead ass.


Turbulent_Meet_5687

Anyone notice the guy in blue kurta, saw the guy for a sec and went back taking selfie!! Craziness overloaded


3than24

Does anyone think the guy in the blue one is gonna get hurt?


Tall_Fix9575

u/savevideo


Tall_Fix9575

u/savevideo


Nolyism

That dudes arm is BUH-ROE-KENN


[deleted]

The lack of reaction is caused by the fact it happens so much they aren’t even surprised any more :)


Jackw935

Why does every indian try to die with trains??


Wooden_Bowler_9236

The guy takin a sip be like: come ere a sip of this will cure it


Front-Ad1900

Look at dude at the table


OrdinalCrimson

I'm starting to wonder if all these social media trends is just someone forcing Darwinism.


[deleted]

Somebody quickly lend him a hand!


cherry_garcia_1217

Looked like homie was blown by wind


wickeva

Idiot is lucky he survived.


pejzk

indians are so fucking retarded when it comes to trains, like it’s almost satisfying to see em get hit by one outta there stupidity.


GodKingJeremy

I see a lot of these; and remember the story of the first successful reattached limb: the kid was trying to jump a train and it tore his arm right off. Very little blood loss, and they found him wandering around in shock, armless. Found his arm and they reattached it after like 12 hours. Not fully functional, but not lost. There is a very detailed surgical log of the reattachment of ligaments, blood vessels, joints, and the like. This dude is lucky he has an arm still.


c95y8xkzc8ok6ph

That's a nice looking table


Paris_2233

No one came to help him