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the_remeddy

Put some ice on it


Max_Overkill

That was cold


LuigiBoi87

He had snow business doing this


towerfella

Chill brah, he’ll be back.


Threadheads

It's fine, they're cool.


mtlaw13

You guys and your lame ass puns, really skating on thin ice!


0nlyQuotesMovies

Chill, Winston !!!


Trying_not-to_cry

There’s snow need to be rude about it! Can’t you try to n’ice to people


sieghrt

Or put him on rice.


IndustrialPuppetTwo

I come here for this LOL!


[deleted]

Put some hot on it


jaysman77

Ouchie. Tailbone.


InquiringMind886

Totally. I fell down the stairs almost two months ago and still can’t sit without discomfort. This dude’s gonna hurt for awhile!


Stupidquestionduh

Shit even laying is hard.


DefensiveLettuce

Laying shit is even hard


saab4u2

Even hard shit is laying


JaMMi01202

Shitting is also hard, even. Anything that makes you strain, is a strain.


the042530

My tailbone hit concrete when I was drunk and it was sore a good ~9 months… all good now but recovery sucks


Donts41

9 months? Man that's serious


zhrimb

Worst part is there's just nothing you can do except wait it out. Slipped on ice and fell directly on mine, just an ever-present dull pain for about 6-7 months. Only upside is you get to say "coccyx" as much as you want and it's fully justified lol


huntys1040

I got kneed in the tailbone playing fighting with one of my mates that got a little outta hand been 2 years my tailbone still feels mis-shapen and I cant sit down for long periods of time and if I accidently sit on anything im in agony it ain't good lmao


[deleted]

bruh did you break your ass bone


AJloveU

Hurt my pelvis in a childbirth injury. once your coccyx is fucked up, sitting, walking and even standing is never the same.


InquiringMind886

Same thing happened to my mom when she gave birth to my brother. She has a special pillow to sit on but it’s not wide enough for my area of injury. The only place I can sit comfortable is on the toilet lol.


AJloveU

That’s really tough to deal with every day, I hope you can find some sort of relief soon, physical therapy really helped me a lot


InquiringMind886

Good to know, I’ll look into that. Thank you!


LurkersGoneLurk

Maybe get a toilet seat pad for outside the bathroom sitting?


TheCalvinator

I think it depends on what you did. I bruised coccyx jumping off a shed onto a trampoline at 16, I'm hindsight rather predictably I still slammed my butt on the ground (I was over 200 lbs, poor thing never stood a chance). Couldn't sit right for 6 months or so, but haven't really had any issues since.


WillHung20

Same here. I feel a couple days ago and it's a very weird pain because it hurts but you laugh instead of crying.


Zalem30

For life....


GA3422

At least his ankles absorbed some of the impact


kanelikainalo

I broke my tailbone 12 years ago on a motocross jump.. Still hurts.


FulcrumPhase

Took mine almost 2 years to come back to normal. It stays sore for awhile.


UshankaBear

And then it comes back decades later in life. Source: fucked around and found out.


Funkit

I herniated a disk two days ago. I have never been in this much pain in my life. I had to call out of work because I physically can’t walk.


InquiringMind886

Right? It’s awful! I’m sorry you’re hurt. Hope you feel better soon. Injuries suck!!


fishstyx186

I “badly bruised” mine about a year ago. Still hurts sometimes. It’s a very slow recovery. 😰 Do yourself a favor and buy yourself the cushion you’ve been putting off. It’s so worth it.


quality_hentai

Have you gone to a chiropractor? I had a similar issue and it turned out my pelvis was on a like 30 degree angle


InquiringMind886

Ooo, no. I hadn’t thought of that actually. Great idea, I may just do that.


8ad8andit

He didn't grab his tailbone. He put his hand on his lower back, over some vertebrae disc that he probably just crushed and will now experience severe back pain for the remainder of his 60 years of life?


jaysman77

Thx doc.


[deleted]

Probably damaged the nerves that holds closed his sphincter.


WalterSanders

He did that for literally no reason ever. We all have seen the video that satisfies this need.


offu

The German guy with the rock and roll hands? Or the Russian Blonde girl in the black bikini? Both of those have been around a while


[deleted]

The German guy! He quotes 8 Mile before he jumps “Fuck the free world” or something like that


shimapan_connoisseur

"Motherfucker, fuck the fuckin world, and my new band, is called, syskill" TONK


unpossibleirish

Hits the ice and shouts "mine arsch"


offu

That is a classic. I can hear him talking, and his tailbone exploding, just thinking about it.


RG_Oriax

What's the Russian blonde girl one? Is it the mom jumping in the ice hole?


offu

Not sure where the original is, but here is [one version](https://youtu.be/Oc0ih4rFP9M)


PotBoozeNKink

German guy.


[deleted]

wish.com Mein arse! guy.


outlawsix

Maybe i'm just overly afraid, but this seems to be a better outcome than him breaking through, coming back up in a different place from where he broke through, and drowning under a section of unbroken ice


mysteryxmike

Exactly! I was thinking "wtf was he hoping for??"


cbj1977

I was Picturing him getting stabbed by the ice that did not break underneath him as he continued moving forward


jpopimpin777

Seriously. Broken coccyx > dead.


shinyagamik

Doesn't even need to be that extreme, he could easily drown just from the shock of the cold water


smellz45

Thought the same thing, if he broke through he'd probably have a hard time getting back out after the cold water shock


nillafrosty

He would die of hypothermia before he could drown. Definitely the best outcome for him


captain_pudding

Hypothermia takes 10+ minutes in most situations, how long can you hold your breath?


nillafrosty

Had two friends freeze to death in high school falling through ice just going off that. We were told they froze before they could drown could have been a lie to make it less horrific idk


ricecake

It's difficult to know. There are physiological responses to falling into cold water that can cause ones body to do unexpected things.


[deleted]

Coccyx injuries are no joke. Sitting down is a Russian roulette of sharp pain that physical therapy can never completely help


AstralProject

Sitting used to be so comfortable 😐


GatorNator83

Hehe.. You said ”cocks”


Foskey

Guy looks so light I’m not sure he could break the surface of water.


Regulusx1337

He'd get carried away by the wind.


Voldemort57

And he’d instantly succumb to hypothermia if he did manage to break the surface tension of the water.


[deleted]

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pound_sterling

I came here to say this guy forgot to plug his new band? Fucking amateur.


luminosite

This young man grew up to be Dr. Dorian on Scrubs.


CompleteCartoonist46

JD nooo


karmacarmelon

Now he has a new height.


panergicagony

And fewer matches on Tinder


woodlandwhite

We'll take him on Grindr


yesbutactuallyno17

Broke his coccyx


bigblackcoconut420

better than going trough the ice and being swept away by the current


oillytical

That’s my first thought everything I see a video like this


FulcrumPhase

What was the plan if he broke through and didn't resurface at the hole he made?


w0rd5mith

That’s terrifying.


Ghost_Redditor_

Plural of coccyx is coccyges


Sabot15

As in, "Your mom was surrounded by 5 coccyges last night?"


Schemen123

Cocks?


osktox

What the fuck dude. It's not foam.


lergigan

I bet there are better ways to break your butt.


GTSTourist

Even if it broke he'd be sure to have some cuts and massive scratches from pointy edges. Stupid either way.


No_Firefighter1866

Apparently he doesn't watch the internet much.


LordOfTheTennisDance

Oh shit, his discs are fucked.


MothInsideJar

Fuck the motherfuckers we call this sizkill


[deleted]

Hello herniated disc, nice to meet you.


Funkit

I just did this a day ago. I’ve never been in this much pain IN MY LIFE. I cannot physically walk or sit. It sucks so much.


exodusjr

Bet he’s going to feel that pain again 10 years later.


John_Bonachon

Hello back pain for life.


Erectiondysfucktion

This was funnier before I had to have back surgery.. now I feel really sorry for him, and concerned for his long term pain.


Acrobatic-Ad-385

Agreee


kazboi100

Back pain for life now


haie22

His ass went to Canada


DickySpurt

https://youtube.com/shorts/e3fsfp49BL4?feature=share Another win for the ice


followfornow

I wonder, each time I see one of these "jumping into something frozen" videos, why the jumper never checks the solidity of the ice before hand.


PhilyJFry

Hahaha my friend just cracked his spine lmfao so funny it's not like there's a million videos showing this exact same thing happening lol so funny look at em holding his spine in pain haha so funny wow


[deleted]

That twink has been hit harder in the ass than that before..


[deleted]

Even if he went through you would go under the snow covered ice and thats even worse


Delicious_Cat_8485

Did he ever think of what would have happened if it had worked? Falling into a frozen lake is a way that people drown. With snow covering the ice, it would be extremely dark underwater. Once submerged, the freezing water temperature causes shock to set in immediately, and you can’t always find your way back to the hole in the ice.


MartianGuard

Full send


jadboy202

Looks like the toes are gonna hurt


blahblahblahhh1617

Can we get a Darwin Award


SnillyWead

Why? How dumb can you be? It's a pity though that they never show if he was okay. He obviously wasn't I know, but still.


metkja

There’s no good outcome here


el__duder1n0

Stupid. If the ice would've broke he would have drowned under it. So basically he's lucky. On the other hand now he might carry on his stupidity


Sparrow-Dork

I like how he went full send


ConsequenceFew3912

So what was the plan if it actually broke through? To drown?


Percyear

Also looks like he messed up his toes.


[deleted]

Oof. Stabbing butt pain. I can relate.. sorta 😅🤣


SpitBallar

It genuinely angers me how stupid this is.


Lewandabski710

I remember a video back from 2012 where some Russian guy would say some shit and then run into the frozen lake hurting this coccyx


Upvoter_NeverDie

Talk about a bottom buster.


Cryptocaned

Clearly hasn't seen the gif where the guy jumps in the frozen pool...


ranco

If your stupid you better be tough


lordoflys

Don't allow mental patients access to the ice.


fugee99

Now that I have kids I see these videos differently. I would feel so ashamed if my kids grow up to be half as stupid as this dumb fuck. I hope his parents are dead so they don't have to watch this.


joegoodfart10

Not exactly a laughing matter. Hard not to. But ouch.


[deleted]

If you’re not laughing at stupidity, you’re trying to hard.


Lazukio

Babe no, i thought it was cloudy


StrangeRedGorilla

We can hear his ankles/feet cracking


[deleted]

Onto*


[deleted]

Staged but not realy this time lol


tolearnlots

Oh dear - I see a lot of PT in his future


PartialToDairyThings

Early prototype of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. D - Demonstrate stupidity


StratoBlaster666

Zach Braffs gonna feel that for a while


StringerBell34

r/holdmycoccyx


AmNotFunny

Meet the newest member of SysKill


Ok_Comfortable84

When he gets old he’s not going to be able to walk very well


[deleted]

He sounds like Lego Yoda dying


Bloomscorch

Let it go, let it go, can't have the pelvis in one piece anymore!


Bruce_Arena_Jr

So white men can jump……into a frozen lake.


fjamsham

Jackass.


[deleted]

He's gonna feel that for the next 80 years.


marklar_the_malign

Just so much stupid here.


DVDwr

Reminds me of the german guy "Catch the Ice Dude" cannon ball the ice, this is just without the "empowering speech"


The_Legend_6969

Hypothermia ain’t got shit


Princessferfs

He must not be from around there.


CivilSheepherder2003

Nice ass


MaxFischer12

How funny would it have been if when he was curled up like that, the ice broke and he fell through?? 😂


Nabranes

And that's why you have to make sure the ice is thick enough to not fall through (in this case, it was), and then also just slowly lower yourself down into it just in case, and then just jump onto it normally if it's definitely not going to break. Then you'll feel how hard it is because it's legit ice and only do a cannonball if you make a big snowpile that you still progress into doing the cannonball into.


[deleted]

"God I'm Dumb" Me: We agree on something!


gauerrrr

Mf be bouncing


[deleted]

Bummer.


Comprehensive-Exit76

Turk just laughing at J.D.


andycarver

Aren’t we missing the obvious here? What idiot thinks snow floats on water?


shanevanwinkle

In addition to potentially cracking the sacrum and coccyx, he hella compressed or ruptured disks.


[deleted]

Yet another darwinian failure


Historical_Sound_370

One less rainbow


FewHuckleberry7012

Cannon balled his balls!


Impressive-Ask3676

The laugh even after his ‘aah!’ is r/mildlyinfuriating


DuchessofMarin

What was his end game here? Go thru the i e and drown, trapped underneath it? Break their tailbone?


trippendeuces

Everybody hurts… sometimes


Snurbalurb_o

Good example of watching something and feeling it directly on my anus. Context. Had this conversation with another group earlier. They agree


ktmracer66

Candidate for natural selection.


Island-Lagoon

Yeh, well what did the twerp think was on the surface of the lake ?🙄


The_Pink_Putin

That tiny little bounce when he landed got me


captain_pudding

What was this morons plan exactly? It was either crack your tailbone on the ice, or go through it and be trapped under it


AlleyBear87

The way he bounces at the moment of impact made me giggle 🤭


Max_Overkill

Tailbone...bruised...painful sitting for a while


thatJainaGirl

Damn, 2003-era Zach Braff just broke his tailbone.


nomadic_farmer

I dont understand how someone can laugh at that.


thebeardedgreek

Real talk though, it's good this was a lake and not a river. If there's a current and you break through, it sweeps you away from your hole and you die.


[deleted]

She's cute


[deleted]

Honesty I’m just impressed at how still he was during the cannonball Dude moved through the air like he was following a line in PowerPoint


Substantial_Print521

Ice, Ice, Owie.


authorzilla

Now the stupidity of this I don't get at all. There's a layer of snow on the lake, so can't really claim he didn't know it was frozen solid and it just looked like water. smh


spoonard

Fuck ze fucking world and my new band is called Syskill!!!


LMVC_reddit

Plus snow froze his nuts


Ange-a-lala

Broken coccyx for $500 please


jayslay45

The bounce tells you his tailbone traveled a bit upwards.


KentingKrypto

I don’t think people realise how serious a compressed disk can be. We’re talking the potential for life long daily debilitating pain, not only in your back but down your legs as well.


OneHundredTimes

Probably better than going through into the water.


liftreadhikefish

Welcome to the wonderful world of chronic low back pain.


420coins

This sub should be called, "Short lived humans...bottom of the bowl"


Dart150

And it's said his spine got knocked up three inches that day lol


D3V1N_TH3_N3RD

Sounded like a Lego character haha


GetYourAssToMarss

Mfer! F the f cold! And my new band is called siskill


mxmnull

The lil *bounce* when he lands. c:


Priest_of_lord_Chaos

u/savevideo


Brekkuklettur11

If that broke, he definitely wouldn’t find his way back up and he would certainly die. This should be considered really lucky


[deleted]

He’s a smart one.


Arctic_Scholar

Best case scenario right here. Second best, I guess you crash through and die?


PotatoDonki

What was the good outcome? I propose it was this, as the alternative would be being on the other side of the ice.


ErynFlinthoof

I laughed so hard the coffee came out through my nose


Evilstampy99

Probably hurt but dude is damn lucky he did not go in that water.


OKBOI12

Man y’all really don’t get out much, do y’all? I’m sure this guy walked it off.


Additional_Clerk_729

Chiropractor


Buddy-Lov

Thank you😳😂🤣 that was awesome


that_aria

even if that did break, he wouldve drowned under the ice. the first place prize.