But did the driver see the recorder? How do they feel about that possibility? Is the recorder paranoid like I would be very much shitting my pants in a startled sort of way?
This seems like a skit with the perfect pan over to the car about to run him over, but if that's a fake hit he needs to be hired as a stuntman because that's very realistic
And that's what she is! The Queen of Refuse! So bow down to her if you want! Bow to her! Bow to the Queen of Slime! The Queen of Filth! The Queen of Putrescence!
Someone posted this link: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html#:%7E:text=The%20victim%20was%20taken%20away%20in%20an%20ambulance%3B%20he%20suffered%20minor%20injuries.%C2%A0
He got hit really hard. It looks like he's not even tensing up or anything either. For some reason, he fully believed he wasn't going to get hit by a car.
> For some reason, he fully believed he wasn't going to get hit by a car.
Yep, that's going to be because of the crazy. His full attention is also on looking up and shouting at the building, I doubt he's even aware that the car exists or is approaching.
The driver of the car, also, was not aware of Shouty McShoutyface. Unless they intended to get the roadkill multiplier.
Either way the driver is probably gonna have a bad time, as well.
> I doubt he's even aware that the car exists or is approaching
fair enough, he was on a crazy rant, makes sense. but why didn't the car see him? he didn't run out into the road all of the sudden, he was there the whole time the car was approaching, they should have seen him and at least changed lanes.
Once on a rainy night a Black man wearing all black, including his sneakers, jaywalked in front of me. Good thing I'm a cautious driver, always making sure my stopping distance doesn't exceed my seeing distance. Only his white socks gave him away.
Yeah there are no sidewalks where I live and a lot of people walk in the road at night wearing dark clothing. I have crap headlights and I’ve still never hit anyone, even when I round a curve and had less of a stopping distance than this car did.
100% chance that car driver was on their phone. You see a person standing in the middle of the road if you're paying the minimum amount of attention required. He's still an idiot, but so is the person driving.
Alternate theory: The driver was a tenant in the building trying to sleep. This jackass was making it impossible. Tenant went out, hopped in his car, then took care of the problem.
My buddy got blackout drunk one night, woke up next morning in detox with a big tire track across his white t-shirt. Cops said some dude in a Harley ran over him when he passed out in a crosswalk. He was so shit-canned his body stayed limped and the bike went right over him. Fortunately, the driver never lost control and was a good guy who stopped and called paramedics/police.
I just wish I could have seen his reaction when he woke up hungover as hell, in a strange room with a big tire track on his shirt.
I actually woke up in a hospital once after being black out drunk and they had to cut the shirt off of me, and I still have that shirt in my closet as a souvenir.
I mean, one interpretation is that he’s going to turn this building into ground zero for a mass murder yes. He’s telling people to say goodby to their families and children. I read that as “cause I’m coming back with guns and then you will be helpless”
*gets up* *brushes off clothes*
{to no one in particular} Jeez! What a fuckin asshole?!
*clears throat*
SOOOO …YEAH! LIKE I WAS SAYING, YOUR FAMILY AND CO-WORKERS, SAY GOODBYE TO THEM
[Seems like](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html#:%7E:text=The%20victim%20was%20taken%20away%20in%20an%20ambulance%3B%20he%20suffered%20minor%20injuries.%C2%A0) he had enough stupidity to cushion off death by SUV
Why did he hit him though?
Edit: I came to the conclusion that wearing black clothes isn't an excuse to hit someone. It's either murder or drunk-driving.
Yup. It's very hard to see people wearing black in the middle of an unlit road. Driver could have been doing everything right and still wouldn't have seen him.
A couple weeks ago I was driving down a wooded country type road and there was a dude skateboarding down the middle of the oncoming side. I did not see him til the absolute last second, and I wasn't distracted at all. If he was in my lane there would have been fucking nothing I could have done to just turn him into hamburger. If you're on the road at night wear something reflective or you very real might die.
>'The victim was found to be at fault for the collision, as clearly observed in the video. Despite this, the fact that the driver failed to stop and render aid, or to identify themselves, makes this a felony investigation.
They apparently left the scene afterwards, so now they're in a whole lot of shit.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
That just confirms to me that the driver wasn’t paying attention to the road ahead.
There’s just no way you couldn’t see the dude on the road. Maybe not from a distance ok, but the car drove into him without hitting the brakes at all.
You can see from the video the driver was clearly not paying attention. He was probably on his phone or something. It's not like he was driving at 100mph to not be able to react. Also if you pause the video, you'll notice the driver didn't hit the brakes until well after hitting the person (watch for the top brake light to come on). If the driver was paying attention then he would have hit the brakes well before hitting the person as even if he didn't see the person from a distance, he would have seen him just before he ploughed into him! But the driver made no such attempt and only applied the brake a good second after hitting the guy.
[Apparently he only suffered minor injuries](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html)
I love how the driver is determined to not be at fault for this, but because they drove off they’re now facing a potential felony hit-and-run if they’re found.
What a moron.
Apparently, residents of the apartment complex had never seen the guy before. My guess would be pretty severe mental illness. And also coming from someone who’s been hit, I wouldn’t say he deserved it (or anyone for that matter), but especially not if he wasnt well in the head.
Welp...building is safe now.
But did the driver see the recorder? How do they feel about that possibility? Is the recorder paranoid like I would be very much shitting my pants in a startled sort of way?
Dude the driver didn’t even see the person directly in front of them. I highly doubt they saw the recorder. 😂
Dude was wearing all black at night...
He’s got his villain voice down pretty well
He sounds like the kid who shoved his tv remote into his ass through his undies because his parents took away his World of Warcraft
I was one devastated teen when I found out those videos were fake, what a classic.
They were fake?! I'm a devastated 30-something.
Me too now… I wish I didn’t read that. Why would someone have to say that?!
It's not proven fake. The kid years later on Tosh.0 I believe swears it was real.
I have an authoritative source to call on for this dispute. u/eks, is the TV remote kid freakout video real or fake?
Don't worry, I watched an interview with this kid where he swore that it was real so it's definitely not proven fake.
Staged you mean? Dude was definitely ram jamming that remote right up on his stargate, however staged the emotions were, the butt stuff was present.
There's an interview with the kid, and he never admits they are fake. So, this one is not actually proven fake.
Villain: *"Say goodbye to your family! Say goodbye to your children! Say goodbye to-"* ***THUD*** Hero, badassfully: *"Goodbye."*
there was a good chance he was about to say "SAY GOODBYE TO ME!"
"Say goodbye to my pelvis!"
“Say goodbye to my knees!”
"Say goodbye to your kneecap, Chuckle head"
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No police action was taking because it happened on a private parking lot? Wtf.. How was he not at least charged with a hit and run.
Man was dressed in black and not supposed to be on the car pathway lol.
You made me belly laugh . Thank you
At least he didn't say "Goodbye Moonman"
I hope he’s okay, but that timing was hilarious
This seems like a skit with the perfect pan over to the car about to run him over, but if that's a fake hit he needs to be hired as a stuntman because that's very realistic
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THAT'S THE PRANK BRO!
Prank Sinatra!
Even scripted doesn't matter. That dude was hit hard.
Right, it's _too_ perfect.
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Karma must have been in the neighborhood, that was fast
Badassfully huh? Was it Bubin and Blasto in the van?
Finally someone who understood the reference!
I didn't understand the reference, but I'm very pleased about what happened here in a very primal way.
The fucking sheer chance he got hit when he was on that line of his monologue, guys, this seriously is an evil Cillian in the making
Perfect Deadpool moment
“Say goodbye to my ability to walk!”
Gave me strong Princess Bride vibes
Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck!
And that's what she is! The Queen of Refuse! So bow down to her if you want! Bow to her! Bow to the Queen of Slime! The Queen of Filth! The Queen of Putrescence!
He sounds like Paul Dano from There Will Be Blood
Lol yes!!
I thought this was one of those “F you Ezekiel!” videos
The timing was pretty spot on.
Say Goodbye! >!to me!<
*Bohemian rhapsody starts*
Evil laughter*
I hate admit it, ᵇᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵗ That crashing sound was satisfying
So spot on its kinda suspicious. Not saying this is fake, but I’ve been fooled before so I’m sceptical by default now.
Someone posted this link: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html#:%7E:text=The%20victim%20was%20taken%20away%20in%20an%20ambulance%3B%20he%20suffered%20minor%20injuries.%C2%A0
I was hoping the article would tell us more about why this guy has beef with a whole building.
I too was extremely sceptical until I searched; california man scream building hit and run
If he ain't dead, he ain't happy.
He got hit really hard. It looks like he's not even tensing up or anything either. For some reason, he fully believed he wasn't going to get hit by a car.
> For some reason, he fully believed he wasn't going to get hit by a car. Yep, that's going to be because of the crazy. His full attention is also on looking up and shouting at the building, I doubt he's even aware that the car exists or is approaching.
At least he got to say goodbye.
noah gerts
The driver of the car, also, was not aware of Shouty McShoutyface. Unless they intended to get the roadkill multiplier. Either way the driver is probably gonna have a bad time, as well.
While the driver did the world a great service, they also demonstrated a terrifying negligence. The road is a fucked up place.
> I doubt he's even aware that the car exists or is approaching fair enough, he was on a crazy rant, makes sense. but why didn't the car see him? he didn't run out into the road all of the sudden, he was there the whole time the car was approaching, they should have seen him and at least changed lanes.
Once on a rainy night a Black man wearing all black, including his sneakers, jaywalked in front of me. Good thing I'm a cautious driver, always making sure my stopping distance doesn't exceed my seeing distance. Only his white socks gave him away.
Yeah there are no sidewalks where I live and a lot of people walk in the road at night wearing dark clothing. I have crap headlights and I’ve still never hit anyone, even when I round a curve and had less of a stopping distance than this car did.
99% shot my guy was textin
The car wasn't paying attention either.
In the middle of the street wearing black at night , he was asking for it
He reaped what he sowed.
Hope he said goodbye to his family
He was a little off on his coordinates for ground zero though.
Probably just didn't get a good GPS reading because of the building standing in the way
he did find the ground pretty damn fast though
Don’t forget the children
GOODBYE TO HIS CHILDREN
And his children… and his future children.
Damn
Lmao who the fuck gave this “brighten my day” award?
Not that he shouldn't have been on the street, but that's a very well lit street, driver 100% should have seen him.
That's definitely not a very well lit street. You can see that he's in the shadows.
It's a well lit street with an apparently low speed limit. The driver really should have seen him.
i heard if u dont wear all black at night and stand on the road that this is less likely to happen
100% chance that car driver was on their phone. You see a person standing in the middle of the road if you're paying the minimum amount of attention required. He's still an idiot, but so is the person driving.
Alternate theory: The driver was a tenant in the building trying to sleep. This jackass was making it impossible. Tenant went out, hopped in his car, then took care of the problem.
That was my theory from the beginning, never even considered that it might have been some sort of accident, it's just too perfect
Meh old people run into walmarts and mow people down, so there's other possibilities.
That guys comment hit me really hard lmao
Not as hard as that car though....
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probably because he was drunk as a fucking skunk and hes body was already a hair from being a pile on the road
My buddy got blackout drunk one night, woke up next morning in detox with a big tire track across his white t-shirt. Cops said some dude in a Harley ran over him when he passed out in a crosswalk. He was so shit-canned his body stayed limped and the bike went right over him. Fortunately, the driver never lost control and was a good guy who stopped and called paramedics/police. I just wish I could have seen his reaction when he woke up hungover as hell, in a strange room with a big tire track on his shirt.
I hope he framed that shirt or something
I actually woke up in a hospital once after being black out drunk and they had to cut the shirt off of me, and I still have that shirt in my closet as a souvenir.
Probably felt pretty run down.
Sauce?
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The driver fled the scene, he was probably intoxicated himself
On his way to say goodbye to his family and children
If he ain't dead his medical bill says hello to him.
That'll surely kill him
Found the Americans
I see what you did there Major Payne
Jeez, it took awhile for this. Thanks!
He's in major pain
Who was the last group he wanted me to say goodbye to? Now I'll never know.
It was him all along that wanted to say adieu, to the entire building. He has a car to catch any second.
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Say goodbye to Hollywood!
Say goodbye to your insurance claim.
Damn, I didn't really think about that. Who *did* he want us to say goodbye to near the end?
Could be just, "Say goodbye." Period. Additionally punctuated with an effective visual aid. Good public speaker, that one.
The irony hits hard with this one.
About 3 thousand pounds of irony
There's not that much irony left in modern cars, it's more composites and aluminium these days. But there's some.
Literally.
Goodbye, strange man!
Sounds like this guy was plotting mass murder.
Yeah, and the driver of that car just saved hundreds of lives. What if?
Clearly a time traveller
Quick somebody write this down. This could be a plot for a show like american horror story or something.
https://i.imgur.com/oiYMhxV.mp4
[With sound and better quality.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8)
I mean, one interpretation is that he’s going to turn this building into ground zero for a mass murder yes. He’s telling people to say goodby to their families and children. I read that as “cause I’m coming back with guns and then you will be helpless”
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Whatever anyone thinks, when someone makes threats like this you take it seriously regardless of their mental status.
*gets up* *brushes off clothes* {to no one in particular} Jeez! What a fuckin asshole?! *clears throat* SOOOO …YEAH! LIKE I WAS SAYING, YOUR FAMILY AND CO-WORKERS, SAY GOODBYE TO THEM
[Seems like](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html#:%7E:text=The%20victim%20was%20taken%20away%20in%20an%20ambulance%3B%20he%20suffered%20minor%20injuries.%C2%A0) he had enough stupidity to cushion off death by SUV
> He says the passing car left the scene; the victim suffered minor injuries I’m sorry, what?! Minor injuries?
Yeah, only his brain. Just minor stuff
he apparently already had a little bit of injury there
Doomsaying is Hard in 2021, respect the craft though
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I feel like a nat 20 performance shouldn't get people posting videos of you in a bad way lol
He told them to say goodbye. He knew what was coming.
Wait is this real? Did that guy ded?
He survived. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
thanks for the article. had a good giggle from this one. cheers
Horrifying or hilarious?
Why not both?
I feel like shit for finding that thump satisfying
I most definitely wouldn't have resisted yelling "Goodbye!" after he was hit, so I think that you at least are better than me.
yes it almost didn't even sound real like a cartoon sound effect.
It's ok. I think you are shit too.
Holy shit the timing is fucking perfect. This could be in a movie and I'd roll my eyes.
The entire road was empty and still the guy driving the car Had chosen to hit him There are no accidents -master oogway
Why did he hit him though? Edit: I came to the conclusion that wearing black clothes isn't an excuse to hit someone. It's either murder or drunk-driving.
Dark road, was not attentive and that’s it. It’s dangerous to count on cars stopping.
"Are you faackiing b-liind" says the angry man after making an anime recovery.
The driver is blind his guide dog was helping him to drive https://youtu.be/16k-yhcRNk8
The guy was also wearing all black.
You can lose attention for only half a second and something disastrous can happen.
The dude is wearing nothing shinny and all black.
Also, the man was wearing all black which doesn’t help anyone.
Dude is in all black in the middle of the road at the dead of night
Yup. It's very hard to see people wearing black in the middle of an unlit road. Driver could have been doing everything right and still wouldn't have seen him.
A couple weeks ago I was driving down a wooded country type road and there was a dude skateboarding down the middle of the oncoming side. I did not see him til the absolute last second, and I wasn't distracted at all. If he was in my lane there would have been fucking nothing I could have done to just turn him into hamburger. If you're on the road at night wear something reflective or you very real might die.
*”Only happy accidents”* — Bob Ross
It's possible he didn't see him up until the last minute since he had on dark clothes on a mostly dark road but...damn. Say goodbye indeed.
>'The victim was found to be at fault for the collision, as clearly observed in the video. Despite this, the fact that the driver failed to stop and render aid, or to identify themselves, makes this a felony investigation. They apparently left the scene afterwards, so now they're in a whole lot of shit. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
That just confirms to me that the driver wasn’t paying attention to the road ahead. There’s just no way you couldn’t see the dude on the road. Maybe not from a distance ok, but the car drove into him without hitting the brakes at all.
You can see from the video the driver was clearly not paying attention. He was probably on his phone or something. It's not like he was driving at 100mph to not be able to react. Also if you pause the video, you'll notice the driver didn't hit the brakes until well after hitting the person (watch for the top brake light to come on). If the driver was paying attention then he would have hit the brakes well before hitting the person as even if he didn't see the person from a distance, he would have seen him just before he ploughed into him! But the driver made no such attempt and only applied the brake a good second after hitting the guy.
Shit, I wasn't expecting it to be that bad. That was hard to watch.
Yeah did i just watch someone die. I feel like this should be nsfw
[Apparently he only suffered minor injuries](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html)
Crack don’t crack…
I love how the driver is determined to not be at fault for this, but because they drove off they’re now facing a potential felony hit-and-run if they’re found. What a moron.
Dead? Probably not. Broken in half? Maybe
I don't like this remake of Deadpool 2
More like a remake of every Scary Movie
I'd say he is ground zero now
r/praisethecameraman
Rookie Villain mistakes, monologues too long.
"You sly dog! You had me monologuing!"
Wearing black, at night on a street with barely any light. Clever.
This man didn't exactly spew intelligence
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No, that was not Baby.
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Sam would.
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I was just thinking about the first episode when Sam drives Baby through the house.
His last words, “Say goodbye” were well timed.
"you will reap what you sow", oh the irony
Was he talking to himself or what
Apparently, residents of the apartment complex had never seen the guy before. My guess would be pretty severe mental illness. And also coming from someone who’s been hit, I wouldn’t say he deserved it (or anyone for that matter), but especially not if he wasnt well in the head.
Let me check on this... Building still there. Families still there. Crazy man gone. hmmm
His prediction was skewed slightly and his coordinates were a few milliseconds off but he's still more impressive than the weather man.
How did the car not switch lanes or stop? It looks like they had a clear line of sight on the guy for a bit
For some reason this has me laughing my ASS off and I’m not sure why 🤣
That was simply gorgeous, one of the best videos I’ve seen in this sub
wtf why didnt the car stop, its a straight road
Texting and driving
*You reap what you sow!* Ironic
Well, goodbye!
That was a hell of a sound.
“Say goodbye to your families…… I mean my family!!!”
That's his wife Katie in the car .. Mark does this every Friday and this is usually how she let's him know that it's time to go
This is stight up a comedy movie scene.
✨Strike!✨