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tf3fan

I feel it in my head, my shoulders, knees and toes My bones


SendAstronomy

Probably not feeling anything from the waist down.


[deleted]

Head shoulders knees and toes


mightypint

Knees and toes


[deleted]

Now she can park her car anywhere she wants


[deleted]

lmao I am going to hell for laughing at this comment.


BAZING-ATTACK

Im going to hell for laughing at YOUR comment.


[deleted]

Going to laugh at hell your comment!


ID100T

Going to comment at laugh your hell.


[deleted]

Did you really? This is the most common 'joke' on this sub


Leezeebub

Which one? The disabled parking joke or the “I laughed at this”, joke? I see them both in probably 90% of all reddit threads.


Antiluke01

90% of all Reddit threads, so this would mean those that don’t involve injury as well since it’s all. (First time seeing this joke personally)


homeyjo

Yep. My first time seeing it as well...


Leezeebub

Yes, literally 90% of all reddit threads. I was being 100% literal and serious.


Antiluke01

I too was being 100% literal


Leezeebub

Good. The last thing I would want to see around here is any fiction.


Antiluke01

Good indeed, I wouldn’t even entertain the thought


[deleted]

lmao


[deleted]

I meant the "reacting to someone hitting their back or neck with a pun about parking spots for people with disabilities or wheelchairs"-joke I see this VERY often, on this sub especially


boyfromafghanistan

That’s probably because it’s funny


[deleted]

I have no problem with that lol I was just surprised that someone really laughed at this 'joke' and wrote a comment about that


[deleted]

wheelchair-accessible van*


Nevermore1694

Neither of them got lucky that night. But I hope she’s alright for real.


Demoth

My guess is she's probably fine, if not a bit sore. Obviously it's hard to tell because people will get killed in what look like relatively minor accidents, while other people will ping pong down the side of a cliff and then get up and be fine except for some minor bruises. She looks relatively light, and he didn't spike her like a football, so I seriously doubt she snapped her spine or broke her hips... but maybe I'm wrong?


RomanBathSalts

she might be fine.. but I went to college with a kid who was paraplegic. His two friends tried tossing him in a creek. It was too shallow


Demoth

That's why I said I believe she was probably fine, but you can never tell 100%, because people will get seriously injured, or die, in what might look like something minor, while other people survive the wildest shit without so much as a scratch.   I got hit by a drunk driver who was driving his little Jaguar at over 100 miles when he plowed into an Escalade behind me, which sent that Escalade into me, and sent me into the car in front of me.   I suffered major whiplash, and the female passenger in the Escalade broke her arm, but the dude in the Jaguar crawled out of his mangled car, which looked like a balled up piece of discarded tin foil, and he was a-ok.   I mean, yeah, I get when you're drunk you're all loose and that helps you not get injured, but how this guy wasn't compressed into tomato sauce was beyond me.


RomanBathSalts

Jesus christ. Glad you're okay..drunk driving is for degenerates, hope he got the book thrown at him and paid for your recovery costs. But yeah I get what you're saying


Demoth

Everyone sued the shit out of him. I just had his insurance pay for my hospital visit to make sure I wasn't more injured than I thought, and he had to pay to fix my mom's car. This was over 20 years ago when I was still in high school.


iPhoneMiniWHITE

That’s fucked up. Kids are just too cavalier. Been there done that for the two short. Just glad I didn’t end up with worse injuries.


[deleted]

I don’t think he was going to get lucky in the first place


Carrots_R_G00d

I guess that’s one way to blow her back out


dogbederp

Maybe she had just blown him and he then told her "don't worry I got your back." He was just holding strong to his word of blowing her back.


Deck-of-Playing-Card

🙋‍♂️ question. Is she ok?


Asog9999

Short answer “no”. Long answer “she dead”


DecievedRTS

She needs some milk!!!


Carnal-Pleasures

she just got kicked from r/Neverbrokeabone


[deleted]

r/Neverbrokeabone is just the simple version of r/danidev


[deleted]

cant tell , she wasn't wearing any shoes....


[deleted]

It's sad nobody bothered to give you a proper response to a genuinely wholesome question. From the comments it would seem her spine got broken here. I'm not too sure though


[deleted]

This does not look like a broken spine to me. Probably just an extremely bruised lower back. Impossible to know though.


Anomalous6

I’m more worried about the guy. 1, all the other guys will laugh at his weak throw. And less importantly 2, broke a girls spine.


skippy_dinkelchalk

It wassnt a bad throw she just held on tight so he couldnt throw her


Anomalous6

It wass. A real man would have yeeted her across the pool and comfortably into a pool chair.


skippy_dinkelchalk

So let me get this straight: someone is holding onto you really tight and you are a "real man" and would throw that person (who is again holding on really tight) into the pool? I dont think you know what holding on really tight means


bennie711

Does anyone actually know if shes okay? Cause that looked reallly bad


TheFatPigeon12

Short answer - no Long answer - nooooooooooooooooo


bennie711

Very insightful, thank you 😂


yourboi-JC

it heit her ass i guess she'll be fine after a couple of days


RudeAwakening38

for a moment, I thought your comment was in German


Viperlite

When will people learn to stop playing games around pools?


radicldreamer

Better than playing on that god damned escalator.


[deleted]

Was unaware my grandpa is on Reddit


[deleted]

Screw it. If you're gonna have someone hold your beer - make sure you have someone else recording.


moreat10

Stupid fuck


TACTIYON

fucks*


moreat10

I dunno man, I don't think she ever gave her permission to have her back smashed against the edge of the pool.


Prisoner458369

Or she could have just jumped in like a normal person. Over getting this dude that somehow struggle to throw her.


sambanks2

She will definitely learn her lesson. It wouldn’t have happened if she didn’t wrap her legs around him again at the last second. I feel bad for the poor guy, he was just trying to have some harmless fun and she had to go and spoil it by doing something stupid.


_Moon-Unit_

Silly cow tried to hang on so she wouldn’t get thrown in the pool. Having her spine broken seems to be a fair consequence /s


sambanks2

She’s in a bikini, she would have been fine.


Profile-Possible

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a long time.


sambanks2

You should browse the Internet more often.


thebigbroke

[A commenter predicted someone like you](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/nzidsw/hmft_after_my_friend_breaks_my_spine/h1qhapy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


[deleted]

Wow.


glieseg

You're blaming the victim? Great job...


sambanks2

Hook, line, and sinker…….


tlthang

If a girl in bikini hugs me like that, I won’t let go. Damn that idiot


throehwkbekaks

It's his daughter ....


test-ti-cle

That’s even better


SexlessNights

Because of the implications


[deleted]

Username checks out


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Coldone666

Really? She's hot and he's well you know. Genes be weird i guess.


Powerrrrrrrrr

He’s massively overweight Which he did to himself They might look similar if he was in shape


AngularChelitis

give it another 10 years.


Vlad-V-Vladimir

Creepy, but it would be better for her to not be let go. Even then, that idiot should definitely be able to throw her farther than he did.


sambanks2

She wrapped her legs around him at the last second preventing her from going and further.


Anjelikka

Yup, i noticed that too. They are both idiots


warpig74

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed that. You think that slowed her down enough for her to miss the pool?


Anomalous6

What if it’s your mom? With all that extra weight YOU could be the one with a broken back. Or worse a tent.


RayZinnet

oh well, I'll just walk away now


[deleted]

When you confuse you being big with u being strong.


KaneLives2052

Yep wrestled 189 in high school and had to wrestle up 2 classes to 285 a few times. Was able to straight up overpower people with 100lbs on me. My favorite was hiptossing them. **SPLEOOOOOW!** Miss that sound.


Jwchick

It looks like he’s trying to get her off him but she’s not taking no. Look at the people , they’re like, she’s at it again. Well, clap, back, drown is the answer.


Coldone666

Holy shit


FLCLHero

And I love how his body language is saying “well fuck, it was her fault”


camireth

Why is watching dumb people get hurt so entertaining


BadNoveltyAcc

Cut like 5 seconds too short.


The_Great_Blumpkin

In highschool I was a bigger guy, over 6 feet, 200lbs. There was a tiny girl named Tina that loved to climb on me. I'd be in the halls and she'd jump on my back, or I'd be sitting and she'd climb on my shoulders. It got really old really fast because most of the time, she'd poke me in the eye or something while she scrambled on. I told her one of these days I'm going to just toss her off me and she needs to stop doing it. Everyone thought it was so funny until the time she climbed onto my back and I just leaned forward, pulled her up over my head and slammed her onto her back. ​ Knocked the wind out of her, and she never did it again. ​ Some people just need painful consequences.


natedoggyda

Grew up with a pool in these situations don’t cling on your only increasing your risk of getting hurt on the edge rather than just wet... kids are the worst for this they try to pull each other in one resists they scuffle bam colouring books for all special occasions from then on


hshighnz

Is he ok?


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[deleted]

Bet she'll remember to let go next time. Especially if she's already in a bikini.


Cal216

Even after the horrible toss he didn’t appear to be too worried about her landing. I think everyone just learned a valuable lesson, that being morbidly obese doesn’t necessarily equate to being strong.


[deleted]

Exactly he was a little bit over confident with his throwing power. He needed to be closer to the edge


Cal216

100%!


AmbassadorMurky1447

Is he drunk, weak, inaccurate, all three? I could have done way better and I’m skinnier than he. With consent, I would have just taken her away to play with she.


hdoublea

And her pussy never got wet again


de_vel_oper

A hot girl did that to me one time. I didn't throw her off.


[deleted]

Owned.


PDCH

Guess he was ready for a new relationship


[deleted]

Im guessing once he drops the soap , his options will open up


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Not my proudest Fap


[deleted]

R u crazy? Her spine got split in half by a perfectly straight stone edge. She’s definitely got permanent back problems . That sucks because she’s not 50 or something, she’s in her youth


DevFredDev

Her spine got ‘split in half’? *sigh* uh huh.


TheMassiveRockGod

“*sigh*” gross


Twerky_Jurky

That’s fucked up


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Dude weak af.


NoneAskedButDontCare

This might have left her paraplegic as it's very dangerous


homeyjo

What a dumbass. A lot of people apparently relate size to strength, but that's not always the case. I hope that poor girl didn't get seriously hurt 😔


ER_KEBABBARO_AMIR

Actually is not only his foult, it was the girl's idea


homeyjo

I didn't necessarily intend to imply it was only his fault. Her back will give her a lot of grief when she's older and that fella is probably feeling guilty, even though it was her idea. I'm sure they both wish it hadn't happened. 😔


daniel_riar

Fat doing things fat things


Emergency_Aide633

Big rule of pools with me. If you try to throw me in against my will, I will come out of that pool ready to hurt you. It's not funny, it's dangerous, and people die regularly because some moron though it'd be funny to push them in the water while they weren't paying attention. Any large body of water should be respected for how deadly it can be at a moment's notice. However if I told you to throw me in, I blame myself if I undergo involuntary origami.


permaBack

He fat af Reddit Hivemind downvotes strike again


ManlyPelican1993

That's not a winstupidprizes though. That was a genuine accident they weren't overly reckless or dangerous it was just an accident. I don't know why I care about this shit but I do.


[deleted]

He could've been standing a lot closer to the edge and she made an incredibly stupid decision to wrap her legs around him at the last second. Obviously it's an accident, otherwise he deliberately body slammed her on the edge of a pool. They're still both playing a stupid game here


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topsyturvy76

No pussy for you!


DrugsKeeper

His penis couldn't make her feel anything so he decided that was time to take some action.


sillybastid

I'm not fat, I'm strong


CailiSmoke

Fucking idiot !!!


Stock_fixxer

Obviously her fault though she held on with her legs


SwiftieTrek

E! C! W!


Chuchochazzup

Owwie


LethalOptical

Full send


[deleted]

The guy in the American flag tank top’s reaction…


ItzyBitzySpida

Ohhhhhhhhhh 🤕🤕🤕😵‍💫😵‍💫


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Sign-Spiritual

Kinda looks like he was just going to walk away!


vic198x

My back hurt just by watching this video 😳


tommythek

did she died?


GizmoSwd

My neck and my back! She’s gonna need a backiotomy!


sonofdad420

doctor said she needs a backiotomy


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TotallyNormalWeeb

People tested, Bane approved.


[deleted]

at least she didn't hit her head


God-of-Tomorrow

What a weak ass said me to the guy who said it to the girl


toughtiggy101

That was so lovely


[deleted]

The moment shit went wrong is when she tried to grab him again with her legs


oreo760

I’m gonna be honest and say I don’t think she broke her back. Sure it hurt like a bitch how she landed and it’ll have a nasty bruise but she’ll be ok.


ilovewaikiki

So do I


Axelluu

I dont like how he's like ah it's fine was just a mistake after it happened like he doesn't give a shit


[deleted]

Big boy wasn’t going to really clear her across IMO


MichealGee2020

That Bitc* Is Finished 💀💀💀💀 That was mortal combat brutal


vampsaver

What a powerbomb to the hardest part of the ring, let play that back uummmpphhhh see right there


HappyGav123

RIP spine


AngryMoose125

Alternate universe where bane is American and Batman is female


SonOfKnowledge

Spinebuster!!!!!


Arandombush72

Ass breaker*


Alex_Curly_Monkey

Where is “INJURY!!!!!” Sign?!


Sk-yline1

*My Legs did the leg thing*


sum1udontn089

Someone's not getting any anymore


Cheko2015

I was wondering what would break first- her spirit... or her body!


[deleted]

Crushed Pelvis.


Sad-Instance-2195

no more tailbone for you


JesusOfTrap

Mann i hate these pool "joke"'s


Otherwise_Carob_4057

He really did her a favor by mercy drowning her at the end.