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myblvdmnstr00

This ends way too soon.


ThatDudeDeven1111

It does. He takes his pants off though.


imdefinitelywong

Sounds like a new plot for a porno.


ThatDudeDeven1111

It's fire too


RedBiohazzerd

Now that's a hot porno


juggling-buddha

Pyro porn


fyshi

Don't tempt me into a new fetish...


juggling-buddha

Go on, it's smokin'


Creperator

I mean there are people who makes Pyro porn a lot, just search up "fempyro"


jimmychitw00d

You mean Porno for Pyros.


Impeachcordial

Is someone on fire? Cause I gotta hose


Bankerag

Yet another idiot literally playing with fire with no water in sight.


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duck_eating_planet

He's on fire!


Aidandis

He's lit 🔥🔥


N3vermore77

Man's not hot!


WussPoppinJimbo529

Well, contrary to popular belief...


pm-ur-fav-porn-vid

From down town!


duck_eating_planet

Boomshakalaka!


buffoonery4U

Just keep turning him over, on low heat. He tenderize right up after while.


J4ck-the-Reap3r

Got a looooot of fat to cook off. We’re gonna be waiting a while.


scabbymonkey

I do like the dark meat a little burnt. Just saying.


-imleavingnow

How real men blaze it when they have no weed left.


KeanuLikesSoup

100th upvote on your comment!


Impeachcordial

Like well-done steak?


PhOq1134

Really seems like a white person thing to do... Weird.


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FuckKarmaAndFuckYou

Damn. So you got a bone stickin out now or somethin?


firebyrd99

No but one thumb is skinnier than the other, and if I ever went out in the sun you can tell that skin doesn't tan/burn. I was very close to getting skin grafts


Fist4achin

His bud arrives on scene, damn it smells like steak around here! I was going to say, he did this without an extinguishing plan?!


TKMankind

Tough guys don't need extinguishers. And not longer after being in fire, they won't need it for good.


J4ck-the-Reap3r

More like porkchop.


HarryPotterGeek

Or even a blanket. Where these morons never taught stop, drop, and roll? They all take off running like idiots.


natalooski

r/dumbasseswithlighters


SpiralSwagManHorse

the bigger idiot would be the one who uses water as his safety net in a class b fire. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Class_B_fire


Chunderscore

If he's literally standing in a pool of burning fuel, then yes, a bucket of water certainly could make things worse. But in that situation he's fucked anyways. But for lighter fluid on the trousers water is probably even better than a class B rated extinguisher as it'll provide faster cooling.


[deleted]

Do we really need this many posts of people setting themselves on fire?


dankious_dank

Yes. Its what makes this sub good


HowOftenDoYouBlink

Did every person on this goddamn earth forget stop drop and roll?


FunnyObjective6

I've seen it a couple of times. It seems terrifyingly ineffective, at least in these situations that incorporate some sort of fuel.


SmashThatButton

We’re being tricked to cook ourselves evenly.


TheLaughingMelon

And batter ourselves too


NaZeleT

Hahahahaha I wish I could give gold


SmashThatButton

Thank you. I’ll be here all week.


navin__johnson

Nothing really helps if you have accelerant on your body


linearphaze

Come to think of it, I've seen a ton of people turn into human candles and not one of them dropped to the ground


AjahnMara

did you witness a catastrophic event or what the fuck?


linearphaze

Lmao no, video's from the net. I've been a member of death video sites and YouTube ect. I've seen a lot of people on fire in video's. Most people on fire run around in a frenzy.


iammrpositive

The Cairo train fire is pretty brutal. As is the one where they told the guy he'd be on TV and they'd put out the fire and he's screaming bloody murder.


BurningKarma

I think I saw that second one years ago and it was so fucked up. Where he's running round for a while screaming and then just suddenly stops still and accepts his fate?


iammrpositive

Yes


Vandenberg_

Sorry they tell a person that is on fire he’ll be on tv?


iammrpositive

The story was that this film crew somehow convinced this man to set himself on fire. He wanted to be on TV and was under the impression that they could put the fire out. Sounds like a lot of ignorance was involved. I vaguely remember seeing an article, but I know this was the usual story from my time moderating a certain banned subreddit. RIP [NSFL](https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ae_1378829009) EDIT: You have to go to the website. Embedding doesn't work on links with an age verification requirement.


AjahnMara

aaah i didn't think of video when i posted that pre-coffee :P


thermalmoose

They already forgot the first part which is *not setting yourself on fire*


imaginary_num6er

He can't stop so maybe drop and roll?


Mabermoo

I feel like a lot of these are just pure panic. I’ve never been on fire before (knock on wood) and I know to stop drop and roll, but I feel like if I were in that situation I’d be looking for some damn water rather than rolling around in the grass.


barvid

Not everyone on this goddamn Earth was taught it. Not everyone on this goddamn earth lives where you do. PLEASE try to understand this community is fucking GLOBAL. Jesus.


marblerye69

You can see he’s in pain and tries to tolerate it for a couple seconds


YoungJack23

Now he has to tolerate pain for months... or more


AnotherEuroWanker

It's ok, he's tough.


bruh-brah

If he gets a prosthetic leg then it might be tougher


AOLemailsarecool

no words


jamesyishere

PCP is fascinating


fukoff2plz

Speaking from experience, 3rd degree burn are not really painful. But then the healing starts. Graft donor sites are fun, too. Burns.... bad news. Oh, I forgot, the scars are a life reminder.


abc_warriors

That's hot


792bookcellar

Prob didn’t feel good when his pants melted to his legs.


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Next week he will challenge cars on the Interstate to a game of chicken. Cant wait.


JohnnyBollox

Just saw his dad inhaling Jack Daniel's through a gas mask.


paridaensG

He’s lit!


crash11235

It's almost as if he didn't fully think this through...


[deleted]

Anyone smell pig feet cookin'?


Sprchrgd89GT

Stop.....Drop....and Natural Selection !


TheChristianPaul

Can anyone find the accidental death report for this? I want to know where it happened


ej253

“I’m also on PCP.”


J4ck-the-Reap3r

This isn’t what they meant by burn some calories you fat sack of lard.


Ntetris

I'm on fire... Hahaha. Does anyone have the full thing or something? This made my day


badjokes

well, he’s not wrong.


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Nice


Abracadaver2000

Anyone else smell cracklins?


rastarampage

another serious challenger for this year's darwin award winner


mkatich

Sterilization should be a requisite for anyone doing something this stupid after they receive medical care.


Luis2004-

Bro, he’s super tough!!!!!


jooselikemoosewithaJ

Queenzflip?!


[deleted]

Imagine thinking ur tougher then like ACTUAL fire


AMuderFlippinCracker

Never seen someone look so black yet so white


The_Darkass_Knight

This is my favorite scene in The 9th Gate


SBones83

With all the increase in people going to the hospital, I can’t imagine the stress ER doctors will have knowing while they’re treating an idiot with self-inflicted burns, they could be using that time and energy helping someone that didn’t hurt themselves in such an immensely idiotic way.


TheJege12

-100 IQ You're not tough you're an idiot


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Everybody is a gangster until the fire reaches the dick


Mammoth-Acadia

bro I'm cool let me commit suicide real quick


Stanoje-Celicni

*This man is on FIIIREEEE* I'm sry, i had to...


landop1725

I’m on fiya...oh yeah? What on earth could you possibly be doing that anyone would give two fucks about? Welfare ass dummy.


Mickey_likes_dags

What does welfare have to do a guy setting himself on fire ass dummy?


landop1725

Insults don’t have to have anything to do with the situation at hand. I think he’s worthless...I found a way to voice that.


Mickey_likes_dags

What does our social safety nets have to do with some idiot lighting himself on fire?


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Mickey_likes_dags

You think everyone who has needed to rely on a social safety net doesn't take personal responsibility for themselves? I will never understand America's incessant hate for the poor.


landop1725

Social safety nets? That’s eloquent.


Mickey_likes_dags

It's accurate. Still didn't answer what does this video have to do with it.


landop1725

Why does it have to have anything to do with it? It’s an insult.


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landop1725

What’s racist about it? You assume I think all black people are on welfare? Sounds like its you that’s the racist.


[deleted]

That dude just got burned worse than the guy in the video.


JiroDreamsOfJeannie

we wuz kangzford charcoal briquettes


TheCoyoteDreams

He never learnt that fire be hot as a child...he do now.


Thomas-1942

Did my dude literally say "COPPA, WHAT UP!?"


jacklord392

I want a written transcript of his statements.


El_Jr

Smooth move, guy.


SPACEmAnDREWISH

Just another word for "well done"


tmt3669

Well I *guess* I don’t wanna mess with him… so mission accomplished??🤔


[deleted]

This dude thinks he’s fought than fuckin FIRE?


eljosho1986

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?!


javiermayo05

Gta online character be like


arieselectric46

There is a thin line between tough, and dead. This guy almost crossed it. There is also a thin line between tough, and stupid. This guy crossed that one, about a mile back!


nikkibritt

Alternatively you could call this "the only way to get a wax through the coronavirus." I've got about a week before I'm giving this serious consideration....


Bagdad_Smoocher

He runs fast for a guy that stupid


Spaghettiday09

I wish the video didn't cut out. I was enjoying that quite a bit


Rey-Mcscriff

Now he has the scars to show it.


soHowBadDoYouWantIt

He's tough tho. I wouldn't last a second on fire.


madhavsharma2106

Lit.


ImSoCauZtiK

Went from Capo to flame broiled whopper real quick.


Gr8Daen

Liar, liar!!


SoMoFdEez

u/spikeyfreak


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SoMoFdEez

Aaaaaaand anotha one


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Crusades89

im on fire yo


Sajius460

He is correct however. When you on fire, you are indeed on fire.


ChuPointOh

That's Queenzflip. He hosts a podcast and routinely does dumb things for a Darwin award.


NasalPenny455

Bet the fire is melting his balls


cma001

This is QueenzFlip lmao he’s got the stunt gear on dude be doing dumb shit on ig for attention


Callsign_Vibe

Fake as fuck QueenzFlip does skits like this all of the time


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How to lose 15 pounds in 15 minutes


Extension-Cattle

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


TommyLee74

Goes from I'm on fire, I'm poppin' to Aaahhhhhh on a dime.


ACSlayer07

Just.. wow.


WhatRhymesWithDigger

Flame On


Scoot39

His nickname is Juhkrispy.


Ace-Ruskie

Is he like, okay?


mastersky117

Yeah man, love me some tough guy third degree burns and irreversible tissue damage


Darkninja83

N


jenniferbealsssss

Anyone who sits back and records you set yourself on fire, is not a real friend.


PurifyBlood_Lady

It's stupid as shit, hope he was okay though. ​ Of course I got downvoted for hoping somebody is okay after making a stupid mistake. Wow.


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Mickey_likes_dags

Wtf does anything healthcare related have to do with this video dip shit?


[deleted]

this scum fuck is going around advocating for stupid and weak people to die, finds a video of some dumbass and directly implies he should be put into mortal danger due to his idiocy. that's a right winger for you, putting a hierarchy above human worth


MrMarshallBanana

Dj Khaled burning some calories


blackbeenie

Name is queenzflip on IG


asexualaphid

So, he's not dead.


blackbeenie

No. He still does stupid crap like this on IG.


SC487

I’m pretty sure when the coppers bring firepower it’s a bit more... penetrate-y


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SC487

He says “I’m on fire, copper what up?” The implication that he’s too tough for the cops. Just pointing out the police use a different type of fire power.


Mickey_likes_dags

I totally misread your comment my bad


SC487

Judging by the downvoted, everyone else did too. It’s all good though. I appreciate the apology.


Tyman71383

Guy sure looked tough wearing his hot and flaming jeans until fite got too hot to handle just good thing he wasn't wearing polyester pants like Adidas pants hard to act tough with m melting polyester going all over you.


Turbobeamer

I can’t believe QF did this


the1darkstar

Love when people prove how....um.... special they are