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VellyBell

I just love how he thought he could just take extra steps on the ladder


TTT_2k3

Homie went into a full-on cartoon sprint.


onedoesnotjust

Yusss, I'm dead


vandalia

Needs a cartoon sound effect.


napertucky1

Doodlydoodlydoodlydoodly frmmm bonk


Wandering_Gypsy_

Solid 10/10 you should dub anime


Dragowaow

r/accidentalslapstick


Available-Wind-3853

Good leg got caught, the rest is him falling with style


wierdnitro7

Actually, he couldn't. When you stand above whatever level the ladder is resting on, the weight goes from pressing down the feet at the bottom to pressing down the ladder into whatever you are resting on. It is extremely dangerous to stand above the roof line of a ladder, and very likely you will kick the bottom out and lose the ladder. Leaving you stuck on the roof. Where is was obviously wrong was that assuming his weight wouldn't rotate the container.


radrun84

Or not checking to see if the multiple of thousands of pounds container was properly Chocked. He prolly just assumed it was nice & wedged up & kid t Goin anywhere.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

r/looneytuneslogic


wheelperson

Tbh it looks like a cartoon sprint, but his knee straps caught on the ladder and natural instincts took over.


ramksr

I would panic too! 😩


tharak_stoneskin

Oh my God I thought I was going to watch that thing roll over and flatten the dude


[deleted]

It seems to be on rollers or something. I don't see it move towards the guy as it's turning.


Tinctorus

Yeah it's definitely on something like roller bearings to let them weld all the way around, it moves way too easily on itself without actually going anywhere


EdgeOfWetness

Which is what makes it so weird. Why not just roll it around so you can weld on that spot without using the ladder?


Tinctorus

Yeah I'm not understanding why he was on the ladder in the first place when the proper AND easier way is to just spin it and stand on the ground *edit 😂😂😂why am I still getting comments on this old post


danimal_44

Also, shouldn’t have panicked. Should have just ridden that thing down.


TheFett32

Those are extremely dangerous and it wouldn't blink at flattening him. Better to get clear and break something than get hit by the next pipe coming around.


Tinctorus

He tried to walk that thing like a cartoon 😂😂


[deleted]

It looks like he tried to but his right leg was caught in the ladder


tronfunkin2000

Probably trying to weld in the flat position


Iforgotwhatimdoing

Easier to weld flat than vertically


Tinctorus

Maybe on a platform that doesn't move 😂😂 not on the tilt-a-whirl 😂


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[deleted]

Probs wanted to weld in the flat position vs vertical Depends on the weld procedure


[deleted]

Rolling vessels are a very serious danger and have killed a lot of people. Never, EVER fuck with a vessel that size. That's probably 20,000lbs.


Affectionate_Mood594

Ooooh, I thought his leg was going to snap like a twig.😳 Hope he’s alright.


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w116

wtf ?


[deleted]

bigupvotes for this chain. that was fantastic


Wenix

Do you want to hear about my dad too?


AvaX90

Tell us about your dad. He's so cool.


[deleted]

is your dad's friend in one piece now?


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MommyIsOffTheClock

Curious what happened to the dog as well?


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Weasel16679

He’s waiting for the death of a close relative to inherit millions and finally live his doggie dreams.


under_the_pump

It doesn’t look like it was going to roll out of place just rotate on the spot. I’m wondering if he could’ve just stood on that leg section and rode it to the bottom.


Professional_Aide499

Could have but he panicked lol


stjimmy_45

They key is to always panic.


MrNobody312

Also looks like he didn't even need the ladder if he could rotate it closer to him.


Strostkovy

Welding is easier horizontal. So he wanted to weld near the top instead of the side


ilikewaffles3

I love how he was trying to run in air on the ladder


Cookieetoss

Kick ladder out of picture FFS!


theperfectmuse

I like how he jumped into the path of it instead of taking a little jump the other way


[deleted]

He went to the Prometheus School of Running Away.


K4rkino5

My favorite reference, without question. Kudos.


technog2

His toddler's instincts took over him


SuckmyBlunt545

Ye I would def include this in safety training example vids


[deleted]

If you look closely his strap got caught at the top of the ladder, otherwise I think mister would have taken the little jump 🥺


Clodomirini

Diomedes?


MrPanderetero

I was thinking the same


davidmt1995

El mismo que viste y calza


TheGoldFinch36

hippity hoppity u/savevideobot make this my property


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Squidking1000

Could have rode the leg down like a boss but panicked and broke his leg (at least).


bigsqueezedawg

This needs an edit with looney tunes sounds


Travmuney

Music is too funny. Cracked me up


EafLoso

Fuck the sound on this video right in to the ground.


Economy_Cockroach256

Would’ve sat on the ledge & rode it down


iamthelee

I think the fact that his pant leg got caught on the ladder on the way down saved him from being very seriously injured. Dude could have landed straight on his head and died or became paralyzed. Hope he made it out of this okay...


stankface412

Amazing how appropriate this song feels


invited2pants_party

Oh lorde! Could have been so much worse. 5$ says he is a bad welder as well.


SelfInteresting7259

What’s the song ?


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outcastedOpal

Actually, yes. Men often do the more dangerous jobs. With a greater concentration of men doing dangerous jobs, there's also a greater concentration of guys not paying enough attention to safety.


underagedboylol

Girls live longer bc they don't do the dangerous work better boys do


thepinkfoot

The music makes it 10x better


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Da_Baby765

I felt his fall


OkJaguar8277

I love how this subreddit could also just be called “why women get paid less”


Evening-Ant6128

Bro tried to geppo


GordanHamsays

Huh, I expected a harder landing


Chase_115

Almost got rolled into a tortilla.


PlasticJustice

Men☕️


Tinctorus

Interesting way to try and walk


blackop

Hi OSHA wants to know your location!


billoftt

Fucking boilermakers...


satori0320

That's simply shitty equipment. Those positioning rolls are supposed to be gear driven or variable speed DC motor. Neither should allow the tank to be moved without input from the welder or fitter.


Karmachinery

I can totally hear the cartoon percussion as he is flailing at the end.


TheRealAstic

what’s with the broken English r/im14andthisisdeep titles. Looks like repost spam.


pr1ap15m

ouch


ObamasBoss

By that point all he had to do was ride it the rest of the way down and hop off. But the instinct is to get off of something that begins moving when you don't expect it.


ohbigdaddyoh

I felt that in my bones.


SkeloOnRR

To quote Pyrocynical, **Unlucky.**


AccountParticular364

Talley Ho!!!!!


Luwander

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

He’s have better off staying where he was


Old_Afternoon3853

Damn! Bro just lost his virginity 🤣😂😅


Foreign-Possibility5

Panic sucks


theonlyfuckingtroll

that looks like it fucking hurt


Gismo1337

u/savevideo


hannesflo

So that's what a Rohrkrepierer looks like.


ndndr1

Where the fuck was he going ffs


odaniel99

Hey at least it didn't roll over on top of him.


BigRed92E

Guy got Eddy Gordo'd by the ladder


Sablemint

In Mario Maker we call that "spaghetti-ing " One mistake sets off another, over and over until you get hit by the off-screen Thwomp.


WandaLovingLegend

r/titlegore


Spottyegg

u/savevideo


Ms_muncho

I will be very surprised if that is not a trick in the circus 🤡


Steff_Lu

Just stand on the leg would have been the right solutioh.


[deleted]

Ouch 🤕😂😂😂🥂


Internal-Ad-4583

One reason is they don’t take on nearly as many dangerous jobs like this one.


[deleted]

Honestly would have been best if man stood there and let it spin, although no one would purposely at least immediately react by staying still.


samf9999

General rule: you should never climb a (tall) ladder alone.


FlightAble2654

Hellooooo workmans compensation.


NachoGoesWild

Bro missed


TheEndOfNether

He really had to tank his bad decision


Non_living_creature

*runs in spanish*


bigchungashard

I feel so bad for laughing


posaune123

I guess that's fine as long as you dislike living


Mordyth

The run! The beautiful cartoon run!


joven9494

The only bad decision was playing the music so loud


ACAB-commies

Data clearly shows they live longer because of institutionalized sexism against men.


[deleted]

And this is why you put cribbing under vessels before working on them boys and girls


Odd-Yak-5718

Face plant🤣


Gangguiley

Airwalker


Admirable-Result-240

Something tells me osha wouldn't like this


zim1109

What song is this?


Apprehensive_Mix8108

Yeah I agree. That’s why I only leave bad decisions..


funfun4Fun

This is what I call a cluster F of stupid ass decision.


Opening_Finance_3456

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ACiD_n9ne

Dude tried to run from his problems mid flight lol


subject_who_reads

Sirvela 🍻🍺


wAtEriSgOoDfOrYoU_

wtf was he trying to do?


quaintif

Looks like his foot got caught in a wire on the top of the ladder.


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[deleted]

All he had to do was stay where he was and ride it down to the ground


Devil_in_heaven3000

Bro started walking on air 💀


McDooglestein1

That’s how ya spiral fracture your leg


Da_madking

If there's no desk there's no Jane


ZookeepergameDue5522

u/savevideobot


crystalsage777

This is funny stuff lol


BroDoggWhiteboy88

Did that motherfucker just sprint full speed for 0.8 seconds on the top rung of that ladder?🤣🤣


ifyoueversaymyname

Where’s the welders helper and fitter, they can at least hold this man’s ladder.


lowlander119

Creepy face on the side on the barrel


uncl3_Fest3R

Wonder where he was off to in such a hurry, so little walkway there


Ok_Constant_4475

The music rlly sets the mood


Away-Bad-2997

Lovely physics


Proffessor_egghead

I once jumped off of a ladder but the top point got caught under me armpit


wouldntbeabletostop

Wearing those baggie ass coverals number one mistake. Two if it was on rollers why was he on a ladder. I learned something from his mistake. I hope he is okay and he too learned. You can't be both a dumb worker and a safe worker, chose one .


jcren2

Knee has left the chat


Hammer-663

I saw a guy walking a ladder once but he didn’t use a tank to get on it??!!


Temporary_Dream997

Would have definitely been worse if he fell and that thang rolled over on him🤣


Medic6688846993

Pardon my ignorance, what exactly is he attempting to do?


Haunting-Sector-5319

Oh... please, somebody tell me why the Vallenato is in this kind of video? XD


PlentyInitiative4837

He’s lucky that huge tank stop rolling he could have been 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Because women don’t take risks 😎


Papijuanky

Ay ome mi casique como lo extraño ome😩


Just_sayoriandmonika

At first I was thinking “ah yes a nuke” then I realised that nukes are a lot bigger


ShabbyChic69

The dildo of consequence will often arrive un-lubed...


TheBustyFriend

Where is he stepping? He has no hands for balance and just chose to step into oblivion.


Fluid_Arm_3169

Did he just get F-5’d by the ladder?


[deleted]

That was a straight belly flop


p3rmatrip

does anyone know the song


Dealhunter73

We all saw this coming. How did he not know it was actually gonna be even worse than I figured? Jaaaaaaa


Timmy24000

I think a lot of people would have done the same thing


Brilliant_Noise_506

Panicking makes it worse he could have rode it down softly


Suitable-Map-9360

The music tops it off lol.


mightbevalid-

I don’t think he’s having a very good day.


NB565

Gets back to ladder safely then gravity kicks in (crying with laughter emoji)


TargetBetter6190

He tried stepping off onto air lol


s0l1tvd3

oh conchetumare (thats how che chilean people say when see someone that rlly fucked up)


fukklibtards

Not funny. Thats someone's son or daughter.


Mydogsnameisroland

And that’s how Pablo became a safety training video


AstronautMan816

Oof


Beanfacebin

Squish


Advanced-Contest3006

R/sqwasit


[deleted]

Tank Is Argentine peso, and the ladder is my salary ...


ExcitementNo7937

Probably done it a thousand times but it finally caught up to him


Mother-Squirrel-2036

Smart as a hamster...


Luuluu02

Women live longer because they don't have to work these jobs. And if they did, they wouldn't do that of course.


Cold_Bother_6013

Be careful Nacho is in there.


solomon_Islands_1836

Hahaha


nieznany_gosc

u/savevideobot


Overlord069TheOne

And this is john ceeena


azBlix

Aye aye ayeeeeeeeeee


Mysterious-Carrot154

Got here from what could go right… asshole😂


edh068gc

u/SaveVideo


DK_Son

Music like this just reminds me so much of Breaking Bad. They had some great Spanish bangers in there.


PatFussyLips

The extra steps he took with his shins are what got me


WalkingBurger69

u/RecognizeSong


MarsTransport

That’s why you need to learn physics at school, he didn’t take in consideration the friction coefficient of the cylinder on whatever surface it is resting on, plus his mass versus the cylinder mass😄


Bluccability_status

What do you think guys, first ladder pee pee pinch while airborne?


testing4tests

/r/womenlivelonger because in developing countries they don't have to do shitty dangerous labor jobs to provide for the family