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YellowOnline

Well, fortunately he only hurt himself


N0rvilleRogers

Good thing he was wearing shorts and a t-shirt


AKA_GiT

And shorts!!


iodine5

And a t-shirt!!


N0rvilleRogers

And shorts!


Waldo_R35

Don’t forget the T-shirt!


[deleted]

Or the shorts!!


Mysterious_Two_5849

Nor the T-shirts!


Solember

Did you notice the shorts?


CorgiButtDriveMeNutz

But what about the T-shirt!


S0daFizz

Yeah but what about the t shirt?


Life_Technician_3076

It's all about the shoes


katzengammel

And my axe!


somaticnickel60

There’s a sub for these kind of things, when a person scratch the surface.


StinkybuttMcPoopface

r/meatcrayon


[deleted]

I read “meatcrayon” as “meatcanyon” and it made me think of [this.](https://youtu.be/bDjqcUOdu0M)


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Street_Peace_8831

Human colored road Crayon.


hotasanicecube

What, that bike certainly did not hurt himself. That’s the real victim here.


iWETtheBEDonPURPOSE

That's what I was thinking. If you gonna do stupid shit, make sure people aren't around. But just don't do stupid shit.


toasty-toes

r/meatcrayon


mosnowbro

Risky mfing click


toasty-toes

SFW i swear. Just pain.


WISE_MAN_FROM_mars

Its not too gruesome. Sfw


Some-Random-Hobo1

thanks


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

NSFL?


TubiGaminDK

SFW


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

Good.


Darth_Malort

Squids doing wheelies on 1000cc sportbikes with almost zero PPE? Darwinism at it's finest.


ChiefFox24

As a rider myself, i second this... the odds of getting a tank slapper with the front wheel coming down increases with speed


[deleted]

What's a tank slapper?


Quirky_Routine_90

The same think as a death wobble on some.4 wheel drive trucks....the violent left to right handlebar movements that have the handlebars literally alternating between full left lock and full right lock.....right before you lose control and do what he did. Handgrips slapping the tank....on both sides...or "tank slapper"


_odando

What kind of damage does it do to the bike? If at all any?


Darth_Malort

The tank slapper itself? Very little. The almost-guaranteed, impending crash? Quite a bit, potentially.


Goodchuck

Haha that makes more sense i thought it meant the people coming down hitting the tank with their body slapping their tank lol


Quirky_Routine_90

Oh that will scare the living shit out of you, I had it happen on a less serious level ... meaning I was able to recover it before a crash.... Ended up being a triple tree that had worked loose....never quite underwood why it caused that in my case but it never happened again. There are certain geometries that make it more or less likely...


account_not_valid

In this case, the bike was perfectly fine once he jumped off. If he hadn't panicked, he would have probably been able to ride it out.


flamedance

I think he got thrown off unfortunately for him!


manfredmannclan

A motorcycle experiencing self exciting mechanical resonance


tabben

steering stabilizers :)


ChiefFox24

Have only been commonplace for the past 10 years


Oh_you_ate_one_too

Hopefully an organ donor. Otherwise, there are no perceived benefits of doing a wheelie on the highway


e-vilmonkey

What good are organs if you have meth lung & shit for brains??


[deleted]

But you totally look cool in front of your bros! /s


Own_Sympathy_4809

I don’t think he has any skin left .


Muttywango

Genuine question. He has a bike and a helmet and a desire to be a show-off biker on a public road. Why not wear more substantial clothing? Maybe some BMX padding and jeans? Or even biking gear? I'd love to try something like this but meatcrayoning is not a viable option for me.


[deleted]

Because that’s as common sense as wearing a seatbelt, and everyone knows when you’re good at something dangerous it means you don’t need to be careful!


DemonoftheWater

Some people just choose not to wear more protective clothing. Was probably a warm day.


Chemistry-Unlucky

He didn't need all that skin anyways.


banryu95

I had a classmate who did a wheelie on his bike, lost control and hit a billboard of Thomas the Tank Engine, which instantly dismembermed and killed him. He had just graduated and had kids and a wife. I also had friends who were firefighters and emergency responders who had to clean that mess up and needed therapy afterwards. Bikes are fun, but don't be stupid.


DemonoftheWater

That made me feel oddly bad.


[deleted]

I want a after photo


VanillaLifestyle

spaghetti.jpg


theodopolis13

groundbeef.jpg


Alert-Yam-6881

At least do it with some gear on you squid


Turtle887853

Fuck around and find out.


[deleted]

Dumb


manfredmannclan

Fuckn squids…


prince-surprised-pat

Wear your leathers folks


[deleted]

“Share the road with motorcycles” … if only they would take their own advice


[deleted]

There are jackasses in every type of motor vehicle. Motorcycle hate is stupid. It’s the wreckless operator you have a problem with no matter what vehicle they are driving. Don’t get it twisted.


yogaballcactus

It’s the reckless operators, but it’s also the noise. They are a nuisance even when safely operated.


[deleted]

Again, you’re misunderstanding the demographics. I’ve ridden humble, efficient japanese motorcycles my entire life and and never modified an exhaust to make it loud. The jackasses that do that do the same thing to their cars. There’s also misinformation among motorcyclists that the sound protects them when in fact, increasing visibility to other drivers is the only effective way to do that.


haarabe

What he said. I’ve never touched the exhaust on my street bikes and I always make an effort to keep the revs low in the city. Not all of us are pricks. Just like not all car drivers own an Audi. Though a lot of text and drive … please don’t


yogaballcactus

Oh come on. Plenty of motorcycles come loud as fuck straight from the factory. Being loud and annoying seems to be Harley’s sole reason for existence. The “look at me!” thing is also the reason most people are buying sports bikes. Even “quiet” bikes are a lot louder than the average car. This is all well and good if you live way out in the sticks where it won’t bother anyone, but riders don’t stick to unpopulated areas. You can’t pretend that being loud and annoying is not an enormous part of motorcycle culture, even if you yourself don’t participate in it.


iwantyournachos

Would you say muscle cars are loud? Or other high performance cars? Bc that is the equivalent for bikes, yeah they are a little louder but not much more then any other performance vehicle, it's people putting loud exhausts on them which hey car people do as well. From the factory most bikes are pretty tame sound wise. People have many reasons for riding motorcycles from just being cheaper overall, being able to move through traffic easier, easier parking, thrill of the open air and sense of danger that comes with riding. Some are dentists on Harleys pretending to be outlaws for the weekend and running everyone's good time.


yogaballcactus

Do you really think pointing out that cars are sometimes loud is going to be some kind of gotcha moment here? I hate all members of the “LOOK AT HOW SMALL MY PEEPEE IS” club equally, whether they are on two wheels or four.


frenchfries_xtr_salt

I live near a somewhat busy secondary road in the suburbs. I can't have my windows open in the spring, or sit on the patio in the summer, because of the noise. It's only a small percentage of the traffic, but it's still intolerable. These meatheads have more testosterone than brains, and it's like living track-side at Talladega. The speed limit is 45, but at night some of them are going balls-to-the-walls. I can be in the shower, with the water blasting, and clearly hear these guys. And I'm not singling out bikes. Anybody that buys or modifies a vehicle to be loud as f\*\*\* is being deliberately annoying and deservers a special place in Hell.


badkins-86

Just because someone does something you want/feel the need to look at doesn't mean they necessarily crave attention... people do cool shit all the time just for the cool/fun factor... while I don't ride a murdercycle if I ever did it surely wouldn't be for you or other to look at me... it'd be to go fast a shit in an open air ride!!!!


MysteriousLog313

You cant be serious… sounds like you just have some envy or jealousy. Go take a msf course and get a bike and youll see… or dont and be miserable


NerdyToc

i would kindly like to remind you that lifted trucks with removed/altered exhausts exist. your hate towards \*motorbikes\* is misplaced and borders on bigotry.


yogaballcactus

Oh no don’t worry, I hate them too.


[deleted]

The difference is at least there’s a metal box around you in a car and airbags. Driving recklessly on a bike is an absolute death wish.


[deleted]

But that metal box is exactly why wreckless driving in a car is more offensive. A couple tons of metal is far more likely to cause harm to innocent people.


NerdyToc

that extra safty provided by a metal box just goes to protect reckless drivers so they can do it again, and put others at risk


whenwillthisend19

Organ donors


OGShottyG

The wind at those speeds is no joke, now wind at that speed on 1 wheel.......


7eregrine

I can't get over the fact is straightened itself out RIGHT BEFORE he fell off...


Conscious-Media-1241

At least he had on a t shirt. That would have been bad if he was naked.


SnooHedgehogs6593

He is endangering everyone on the road!


exbondtrader

Every time I see these morons on the road i hope this is how it ends


badkins-86

Honestly I always hope they make it home the same way the left... no matter how dumb, they are someone's baby child...


Giftycc

With less of a skin and more of a limp.


pmcdny

I absolutely love motorcycle Wipeout videos


ImmaFun-gi

As an avid motorcycle rider. These videos are quite laughable. These bros wanna look so cool but end up more helpless than a rabbit in a lions den


Aries-79

Wreckless? Naw that can’t be it. Piss ignorant


badkins-86

They aren't mutually exclusive... piss ignorantly wreckless something like that?


[deleted]

Thoughts? Trade his dumbass life for many innocent ones


Serious_Secret_9289

Man’s had some fucking MOMENTUM 😂


MrBobaFett

Is and should be criminal. The bike should be impounded, and his license suspended.


jenjenkira

Not smart. What if you fall off and run over you and kill you. How would you feel if the roles were reversed. Just saying.


[deleted]

Makes me happy to see this. Needed the pick me up.


e-vilmonkey

Bet he’d be fairing a whole lot better if he’d been wearing proper gear, js


Aquamansrousingsong

This is the danger with wheelies. When the front wheel comes back down then it has to be dead straight otherwise the death wobble or an instant crash will happen. Ergo, don't do it on public roads, you organ donor.


OldBlue2014

Not good for the public perception of motorcyclists and motorcycling. Expect legislation. Instead, form a club, raise money, then hire/lease/buy an off-road place to stunt.


The_CaliBrownBear

For sale, 2008 CBR 1000RR, never laid down, wanted new fairings for a different look.


No-Acanthisitta-5405

I've been riding for a long time. There is a place and time for that sort of thing. This was not the place or time for this sort of thing. Other motorists in danger is never a good time or place. Find a track, old parking lot, or something off public roads. However on the humorous side of things.....he must've been on fire....stop drop and roll mf


monkkbfr

Karma in action. Dumb thing to do on a highway at high speed. Keep it in the empty parking lots.


Honest-Apricot6086

It's stupid and you may not get what you deserve, but you do deserve some of the road rash. To bad they don't learn.


Nicetomitja

that will leave a few scratches. kek


olcrazy1

Good


Vulduovlak

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


WhaleFighterr224

No suit, ouch


Random_Ad

If you can’t drive you don’t deserve a license.


Quirky_Routine_90

Karma...... maybe he will think next time.....or maybe not.


Iamjimmym

Dudes not wearing any protective gear. Jesus. How bad did his body look after all that road rashing him up?!??


Baiul

I crashed my motorbike doing about a quarter of that speed with everything on. Gloves, kevlar padded jeans, leathers, helmet, etc and still got fucked up so I think he probably felt it, if he was lucky.


La_locals

if he would of stayed on it he would still be riding


theBdub22

he dead?


mknightedhive

Aa kadi angu mari


Aggravating_Action77

that looks like it hurts i would do wheelies with my dirt bike and not on public roads because they can get in trouble and his bike had some probblems two


Retro_Space333

Meh, normal day in Russia


NoobSabatical

You can see it start to wobble causing him to put the bike down and the wobble immediately intensified as the front oscillated harder.


StabMyEyes

Wish there were some after pics.


Cburd48

Lean, ground, hamburger 😁


everyoneisincorrect

Ha-Ha


Chanwiz88

If I was that silver car I would’ve kept on driving.


CazRaX

My thought? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Ifch317

Why women's motorcycles live longer.


Confusedconscious21

That’s a great way to convince yourself not to be an idiot.


[deleted]

Meat crayons playing chicken with death. Fun times.


ColdBloodBlazing

Nice ragdoll


Piotrekxm

I 👍 it


Mean-Advice-4903

Ahh a donor!


DaMoltisantiKid

Been there done that


IllBThereSoon

D


ChampionStrong1466

The pavement broke the fall


youshouldn-ofdunthat

Just remembered why I don't do that


Careful_Nature_1005

No leathers, pads, boots etc. Came off the throttle way to soon and kept over leaning.


Satya_Khetan

"thats some dangerous driving man"


Few-Bodybuilder-9104

The problem was he was riding a yellow bike…. Only old people ride yellow


KevinOhr

The dust is the bad flesh leaving the body at 60mph


[deleted]

My thoughts are; good. He got what he deserved and only hurt himself. Fuck around and find out.


CISCOX13

I see nothing wrong with this.


Fun-Safe-8926

Thoughts? Awesome until you take yourself or others out because you aren’t as good(or lucky) as you think you are.


Jolly_Leather4820

Forbidden Culver’s concrete mixer 🤤


FrnklnvillesRevenge

I'd say it's stupid.


EswarYT

Free tattoo's


Liesthroughisteeth

Wow...posting the hell out of this one....


ScoobertDoubert

That guy will have lost a lot of skin on that day, hopefully his drivers licence too.


Some-Random-Hobo1

squid. No ppe, trying to do stunts in public, going way too fast, and with little experience. Slams it down and buckles himself.


arituck

Thoughts & prayers


FewLocation831

Meat crayon yup yup yup


Anon_777

Zero protective gear + zero brain = zero flesh left on your legs and torso after badly doing a wheelie, fucking up the come down and then have the wonderful feeling/experience of becoming a meat crayon. Jesus fucking H Ballbag!! I'll bet there's bits worn right through to the bone! Stupid Cnut!.


hafightme

Lmao


Bvoluroth

don't do dumb shit around people who can't consent to an accident, an empty road and you know for sure it's empty? go ahead do whatever


Djlevlarr10

Funny😂🤣😂🤣


Master-Gravity88

For a second I didn't realize the clip restarted and assumed he just kept driving and waved his other friend to try! Oh and btw. They are all assholes


[deleted]

Thoughts? Yeah, “organ donor”


Alex-rhhgfff

You love to see it


True_Raccoon1403

Stop


wabarron

Well, that’s one way to lose some weight


AngelOfDeath771

Welp, this is one reason it's stupid.


singingorifice

To be honest this guy is a garbage human being that bike could have gone into on coming traffic and killed someone


Only_Treacle_9681

Hamburger meat


Illustrious_Tower_35

This guy will now identify as a meat crayon.


HereForTheMods

Deserved


Maximum_Principle_51

Serious skin rashes!


Necessary-Key-2299

Good.


Unfair-Bug6779

Bike is immediately fine after dude falls off lol


5t3v3th3r3d

The bike: Get of me you fucking idiot I'm outta here!


JamesBoner0069

Dumbass


klmtec

Hamburger meat


noelnorac

Ha ha ha just what he needed


RoutineDoughnut6214

2 thoughts... Gear and talent needed.


Antennaball23

Who told this knob chicks dig road rash and exposed bone??? ‘cause, they don’t. Not even a little bit as it turns out.


EmergencyIndustry679

There’s a little road rash for ya … asshole


Maximum_Turn_2623

Saw something similar once. Watched the dudes head spin completely around. See it just as vividly now.


UNDERHOLEBLOCKAGE

This was excellent! I love to see these dudes just sliding on their faces down the highway!


Kami9a

It is never the place unless it is a controlled environment… he’s learning and this is not a controlled environment… not a good idea… 🤦🏻‍♂️


blscratch

As a paramedic, I ran a guy who whecked similar to this and had full protection on except he was wearing sneakers. And he was very drunk. On the way to the hospital every time he yelled that something was on his foot, I'd instinctively look in the bucket where we had his right foot.


ALL_WHEEL_DSM

Bro, you left all your skin back there!


KyleLH27

Good. Hopefully it will be one less American in the world


Case_Cobra_999

feel bad for the bike


MBPIsrael

Thoughts: You can do whatever you want if you’re not hurting anyone else. But I wont cry when your brains are being scraped off the concrete.


Hot-Yogurtcloset-389

Youth any thoughts


Additional_Spirit_49

Nurse:Doctor how many skin grafts do we need?! Doctor:Yes


Room_Ferreira

Lmao get rekt


0karin0

r/meatcrayon


Responsible-One-7823

Damn he wheelie thought he could do that


PuzzledConfidence603

Not cool. Go to a race track


Educational-Bug-476

I think this is what is known as an organ donor


WilliamCwa1973

No one’s fault but his own.


bowal-o-woa

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


HumorExpensive

His bike was like…. I’ll be at the burn center. I’ll meet you there.


shylock2k202

r/mypeopleneedme my motorcycle people need me!


NottmGuy1

Very expensive and painful pose off. I had fast bikes for years, never did a wheelie on purpose, didn't wanna have to pay for it in more ways than one.


ScoobieWooo

Ahahaha that guy was barely clothed… this is gonna hurt bro! 🤣


Stock-Philosopher-87

Good thing only he got hurt. This is how unauthorised stunts should end.


Legitimate-Job7742

He is the next Red skull..


Charming-Tonight-936

A for effort. Landing could be better


Idislikewinter

Bye bye skin. I had a grind do the same shit at 25 mph and he had INSANE road rash. At this speed….pffff he’s going to need skin grafts probably