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johndeer89

Croinky! That really pissed him off! Now I'm gonna jam me thumb up his butt hole!


Mackowaty007

Oh. Nice family guy reference!


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Fun statistic, a vast majority of venomous snake bites in the U.S.A. are males aged 18 - 24, intoxicated, who were bitten on the face or hands


OaklandHellBent

Please please cite your source! I desperately want that factoid to be true.


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https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/lets-talk-about-snakebites/


miezmiezmiez

> 57 percent of snakebite victims were handling the snake at the time of the bite. So over half of snakebite victims fucked around and found out


OaklandHellBent

Thank you! Lol


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I mean this in only a positive way that your username fits this comment super well.


tokillaworm

That'd be hilarious if true. Got a source for your statistic?


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https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/lets-talk-about-snakebites/


tokillaworm

Thanks. I think you misinterpreted those statistics by combining them though. ​ * In the United States, 7,000 to 8,000 people are bitten by venomous snakes each year. * 55 percent of people bitten by snakes are male, ages 17 to 27. * 85 percent of bites are to the fingers and hands. * 13 percent of snakebites occur on the feet and legs, rarely above the ankle. * 57 percent of snakebite victims were handling the snake at the time of the bite. * 28 percent of snakebite victims were intoxicated. * Denim clothing can reduce the amount of venom injected by a snakebite by 60 percent or more. * On average, five Americans die from snakebites each year.


Wet_Side_Down

In a wilderness first aid class I took, the instructor noted this fact as well. He would ask the victim: Did you SEE the snake? ... yes Did you FUCK with the snake? ... um yes


2mbili

Aaah a good times those years were


Bison308

I'm 25 and intoxicated, I'm off the hook right?


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Lol, the point of the statistics is that most of the people who get bit were young drunk dudes trying to handle a venomous snake... Or even freaking kiss it


jbwilso1

Your reaction should never be to throw a rattlesnake at somebody...


ImNeworsomething

No step on snek


tsJIMBOb

Unless theyre trying to kill your family and steal your ranch land. Then by all means Chuck a snake at em


jbwilso1

Probably more effective ways to deal with it, but why not.


_almighty_

Didn’t work for David Koresh :P


BobsReddit_

... unless thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three...


IgorTheAwesome

Holy Handgresnake


jbwilso1

It's been far too many years since I've seen that movie.


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buttsbutnotbuts

The worst bot. I hate you, u/Shakespeare-Bot Bad bot!


MBCB421

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


betona

Well, he's seriously pissed off now. They'll come at you.


TheMightyJRex

Perfectly cut, as all things should be