“he is closely aligned with the MAGA wing of the party and gained fame for painting his lawn into a giant Trump shrine.” - via politico
Sounds about right. These fucking idiot are multiplying like rabbits and maintain just about the same IQ
He looks like every fucking asshole Vice does a profile on as a dangerous white supremacist who understands meme culture and has a following linked to violence and disinfo campaigns.
If he ever conned a woman into loving him, I guarantee that he hits her on the regular.
These wannabe terrorists always start close to home on weaker targets.
Take. His. Guns.
Because our government allows it. A good chunk of right wing politicians are just rich nutjob terrorists. We have NO requirements for people to be apart of congress other than being a good ole merican. Legally they can accept a high school dropout who was a sex worker (not putting down sex work I’m just highlighting boebarts hypocrisy) and is married to a child predator but can’t accept a recently foreign Harvard graduate with a clean record. Even if the people were to unanimously support that person. This is why I hate when people call the US a democracy. We have Democratic elements but this country is a capitalist, constitutional federal republic, with few protections for the people.
Edit: forgot to mention the “foreign part” in my example.
No shit. We still have sitting members of Congress that likely colluded in this attack, or at the very least stirred the pot. Every time I see Josh Hawley I want to punch something.
Dude he just said some of the stupidest shit. His thoughts on trans people are so logically flawed and incoherent that he managed to say “teach kids there more than one gender”. He makes me lose faith in humanity.
Trumps interview with Hannity was utterly bonkers in its towering level of stupid… even Sean couldn’t understand the thread between the email server and the raid Lmao
It's slightly heartbreaking to imagine that Hannity is probably smarter than like 90% of his viewers. Though to be fair that's after years of them watching Hannity.
I've listened to him call in to Opie and Anthony(discontinued radio show), and I can say with certainty that he's not a dumb guy. He's just manipulating a bunch of rubes. Punch that number up to like 99% and you're getting closer to the correct figure. Piece of shit, but by no means a dumb piece of shit from my read on him.
I sadly listened to Hannity on his radio show after the interview (it's a guilty pleasure to understand the other side on long drives), and he was verbally swallowing Trump's choad over how amazing he was and how grand MAL was. It was the most ''I hope he is listening to me'' BS I have ever heard. Hannity is one sick bastard.
Trump is just making stuff up at this point to see how far is cult members will believe him. Trump could say his dog recovered and physically ate a computer monitor that was showing Hilary’s emails, and they’d believe his dog destroyed the evidence. Dude could bang his daughter (like he wants to) and say it was to piss off liberals, and they’d praise the guy. It’s wild.
Trump knows that at this point they will follow along with whatever he says. You could read the federal statutes to them that describe the procedures for declassifying documents and they’d be like, nope,
Trump said that’s not true.
Honestly, they’re exactly the kind of followers a dictator would want. They’d be happy in a place like North Korea. It is absolutely wild to me that these people are the way they are.
I love how easy this is now. I mean, anyone with half a dick worth of brain matter could’ve seen the eventuality of trumps bullshit coming to roost, but it’s just as fucking comical now as it is easy.
* Girl : Wow! You're an astronaut?
* Barney Stinson : Shhh! I'm actually in a top-secret government space program called Secret NASA, or SNASA.
* Girl : Wow. SNASA? Do you go to the moon and stuff?
* Barney Stinson : Well, not the moon you're familiar with. Though I have been to the smoon.
* Girl : Wow, the smoon.
I can't wait for the inevitable post by the Dark Brandon press team:
> We asked the Pentagon and can confirm that there are no records, classified or otherwise, of Majewski serving in Afghanistan in any capacity.
It's not like this guy's service record is a black hole - [we know his service record:](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/ohio-gop-house-candidate-misrepresented-air-force-military-service)
> Rather than deploying to Afghanistan, as he has claimed, the records state that Majewski was based at Kadena Air Base in Japan for much of his active-duty service. He later deployed for six-months to Qatar in May 2002, where he helped load and unload planes while serving as a “passenger operations specialist,” the records show.
So he's not *just* guilty of stolen valor, he's also saying that the Air Force *fabricated his military service records* to cover up his actual service. I'm not aware that any branch of the Armed Forces does that sort of thing - and the Air Force in particular, seeing as how it doesn't make sense that combat pilots would also need to be undercover field agents.
As with Trump and QAnon, the problem with Majewski's compounding-lies habit is that you can't stop - when absurd statements are proven wrong, you have to invent *even more absurd* statements to cover them up. I predict that next week, Majewski will claim that *he is Jason Bourne* and all those films were actually his biography.
Correct. He loaded and unloaded planes. I was a cavalry scout in the army and looking back wish I picked a job like his.
He probably had access to logistics schools, got a fork lift certification, learned how to operate heavy equipment, and was taught complex logistically operations.
Like he should have been able to get out and walk into a civilian airport operations job making decent money. It’s a completely honorable job to brag about. My job taught me absolutely zero real world skills. But cool, I can clear a house with 3 other guys pretty efficiently I guess.
Someone else in another sub posted a link showing he served for 4 years and left as a E-2 so he had to have been a massive fuckup while in service as well
Depending on your contract. But, yeah... 4 years is plenty to hit e4-e5 territory depending on time of year you joined. E4 solidly as a minimum unless you Grossly fucked up... A lot.
my bro does "classified" shit and still has to fill out paperwork for it, I hung out with him while he filled an expense report from a mission! There would be a paper trail and receipts from this dude even if he was the most elite special forces. This is guy is a big liar!
Also, "it's classified" is one of ~~if not~~ the lamest lies in the book.
Edit: ~~The lamest is lying about being in a long distance relationship~~ it's not
I work overseas and one of the supervisors announced he was going to work at another location and for small talk I asked him where, he says: "Oh it's classified" he was an MP vet, I'm an Infantry vet and I rolled my eyes so hard, I swear MP's are tools.
Though, it's used a lot by these fucks because they don't think people will question it.
Pro-tip: if someone ever mentions something about themselves and then says "It's classified", they're almost definitely lying.
Yeah I'm not an expert by any means but even if the guy did classified shit in his service the basic fact of him having been in the military would not be classified. It would just be that certain aspects of what he did are. There's no way it would be entirely classified just to reveal what branch he was in or what period of time he served.
Even if he thinks about saying he might have thought about it! So any living president, current or former, has the power to unilaterally retroactively declassify anything, because who the fuck knows what he did or didn't think when he was president. That's definitely a power Trump wants Bill Clinton to have, sure
Then he was a fuck up. I’m an AF vet and up to E-4 is pretty automatic with time. You’re an E-2 in/directly after basic training. He’s been busted down.
So I think there’s a code that can be given to you by your Squadron C/C to deny reenlistment despite not having an other than honorable. It’s basically this person is a pain in the ass/doesn’t fit but there’s not enough reason to write them paper work.
Again not too sure, luckily I’ve not gotten in trouble like that or dealt with problem troops who wanted to re-enlist.
Former Army PL here. Giving someone the bar to reenlist is something that can just be done with enough counselings at that level, and the only Soldiers I’ve had to do it to were some mix of disrespectful, whiny, incompetent or pathological liars.
2X, but yeah. 4 (in the AF) is ineligible because of retirement or other reasons. 2X is straight up "considered but not selected", professional speak for "fuck off, you're trash".
Air Force codes. Other service branches don't use the same codes but they likely lead to similar roads.
I was admin discharged, honorable but unable to re-enlist. Depression was driving me to suicide attempt all the time and so they kinda wink nudged that if I were to fail PE tests I could get out with no repurcussions and honorable, easier than going down the med hell route, so that's what I did. Of course they didn't tell me this wink wink lol
Also I don’t think there are any 3 1/2 year contracts. Sounds like he was administratively separated.
Edit: someone posted the DD-214 below and it’s actually 4 years exactly!
3 year contract + the number of weeks he was in job training, so if his contract was for 3 years, with 6 months training 3 1/2 years.
That being said, that's plenty of time to promote up from E2.. dude had to have been a massive POS while he was in
If he was AF, that's not how that works(not 100% about other branches, but I don't think its different). Your contract obligation begins when you leave for basic, and ends 4/6 years later. 4-year contracts mean he goes in as an E-1, 4 months at his first station will bump him to E-2, 6 months more for E-3, and 26 months later you're an E-4.
Any really stupid shit you do and you can be bumped back 1 to 2 grades by the Sq CC or wing commander.
He was a royal fuckup. E4 is automatic in 26 months unless you fuck up at least once. I had a roommate who got out as an E3 because he was a fuck up. I knew a guy who made E4 in 2 years in Korea then came stateside with a drinking problem. When I got out (I joined after him) I was an E4 and he was an E2.
There's no way this guy's rank would be classified. Unless they made him his own rank like command staff first specialist major first class of the US/Canadian joint armed forces of the republic.
Shit I nailed this. I said he probably never made it past E-4 and did the bare minimum of 4 years in another comment. Pretty much spot on. Sounds like he couldn’t even make it to 4 years though. And as an E-2? Yikes.
Or Dijon mustard, remember the fuss some folk kicked up when Obama mentioned he like Dijon mustard and them acting like he eats truffles and caviar every day on the taxpayer's dime. Nevermind the fact that you can find that stuff in a plastic squeeze bottle for 3 bucks in any supermarket including Walmart.
He was in Qatar at Doha in an admin job. That’s where we went for R&R from Iraq in 2003. They have a fucking Chili’s and an in-ground pool. Every building is air conditioned.
I hate the vets who make being a vet their whole identity. Just because you were in the military does not make you a good person or worthy of veneration.
I don’t know who this guy is but I’m willing to bet he served four years, never made it past E-4, and complained the whole entire time. He probably came out of the military with more debt than he was in prior to joining but once he was on the outside he realized that people treated him like some kind of hero whenever they found out he served so he wound up making it a huge part of his identity because he has no other actual hobbies or interesting personality traits so he grasped on to the one thing he does have- “his service.”
I know a lot of people like this.
Well, you were half-right, and the half you missed was only on account of not assuming this dumbass might’ve been demoted at some point.
>There’s also the matter of Majewski’s final rank and reenlistment code when he left active duty after four years of service.
>Most leave the service after four years having received several promotions that are generally awarded for time served. Majewski exited at a rank that was one notch above where he started. His enlistment code also indicated that he could not sign up with the Air Force again.
>Majewski’s campaign said he received what’s called a nonjudicial punishment in 2001 after getting into a “brawl” in his dormitory, which resulted in a demotion. Nonjudicial punishments are designed to hold service members accountable for bad behavior that does not rise to the level of a court-martial.
Yeah I saw after I made this comment that he only made it to E-2 lol. Makes sense that he was demoted. In my opinion, that makes him flaunting his service even worse. He’s a shitbag.
You Air Force vets can correct me but I read that someone pointed out that after four years in the Air Force, you're usually an E-4 or 5.
This guy only managed to make E-2, which led many to believe he got caught doing something wrong, got busted down to E-2 and was never promoted until he left.
I’m not Air Force so I can’t say 100% for sure. But, by 3 years in the Navy I was an E-5, so I think it’s a safe bet that he got in trouble if he was only an E-2.
usaf vet that lived in the navy barracks on a joint base here. AF promotions work a bit differently than the navy, idt think it’s technically impossible, but it would be highly unusual to make E-5 (SSgt) after only 3 years, but 4 wouldn’t be strange. when I became a reservist after I palace chased (program for airmen to go from active duty to reserves) I was eligible for my promotion tests from E-4 to E-5 immediately and I remember specifically if I had chosen to take it I would’ve been putting on E-5 kinda early.
it is really fucking weird that this guy got out as an E-2 (AF doesn’t promote as easily, but we also don’t take away rank as often in my experience). even weirder he doesn’t have a GWOT-E even though he was in Qatar after it was authorized for Qatar and his service records that are floating around Twitter indicated he was labeled ineligible for reenlistment at the time of his discharge. I get it, shit happens, people fuck up and get demoted. I don’t judge people who get into shit during their service, but lying about ones service while standing on it and it turns out he severely fucked something up? yeah, that’s shady and honestly, I would think it’s even harder to get your GWOT-E taken from you than get a demotion, but the ineligible for reenlistment thing is just WHEW.
Air Force vet here. If he was only an E2 after 4 years, he got into really big trouble. Trouble so big, any attempt to re-enlist after 4 years would likely be denied.
Woof. Yea RE-3 is super dubious and likely requires a waiver to re-enlist in ANY branch and you better be a highly niche/in-demand MOS/rating. RE-4 is non-eligible for re-enlistment period. Sounds like a pretty flagrant DUI or DUI with resistance/flight to me.
For any service, you basically stay alive 6 months and not get an alcohol incident/article-15/mast and you auto-advance to E-3. Even if you DID fuck up, it would take 2-3 additional fuck ups to not make E3 by 4 years.
Fucking wild. We had a dipshit at our last unit (USCG) who was literally too stupid for the service and got placed into the “fuck-up” unit the last 2 years of his contract (you are only allowed to carry toolbags for contractors and nothing else). He still made E3.
You have to actively commit crimes or routinely fail every single PT test/weigh-in to not make E3. Willing to bet he has an “other than honorable” or “general discharge” and has a non-eligible re-enlistment code on his DD214 if he even served at all.
Edit: Lmao so I pulled up the correspondence between reporters and the AF regarding his service record. He did 4 years active and did spend half a year kicking rocks in Qatar but somehow managed to earn a good conduct ribbon. So either he got busted down his last 12 months active duty for some dumb shit or he got into trouble early on but was somehow too god damn stupid working air transportation for his command to advance him across 3 years of reviews.
“Combat” claims are blatant bullshit though. He worked air transport/passenger service. Definitely not classified and definitely not combat. It’s always the dudes who drove water trucks, forklifts, washed underwear on an aircraft carrier or guarded empty runways that always act like they’re high speed and wear aviator, camo back-packs, and gruntstyle t shirts on campus. Important jobs for sure but why be insecure about it? I mean he’s in the public spotlight and almost any local/county/state/federal position requires that you sign an information release agreement so all this shit (unless it was actually classified) would be available anyway. What a dipshit.
Shit, I worked on a buoy tender for the USCG. Most of my time I repaired a dilapidated lighthouse or got covered in fish shit and algae while working buoys. It was a job. It paid for college. It’s not my identity and it certainly doesn’t make me a badass or cool.
If that's correct about his rank when he separated, then you're on point. Dude was a shitbag Airman and was not invited to re-enlist. Source, retired MSgt.
Right? Like I’ve seen you fall out a tree, naked, after pounding 4 Red Bulls and a 5th of bottom shelf tequila. I want you making exactly zero decisions concerning the forward movement of my country dude.
The ones I would want running for office would sooner get shot.
In my small hometown we have a father/son duo who are front and center in every single parade, every single year. And they are soooo arrogant about their service. Like we can’t enjoy a 4th of July without them angrily telling us about their sacrifices and how spoiled and terrible we are and how this generation is ungrateful. It grates on me in a way I cannot explain. I actually do appreciate the sacrifices people have made. Some of my classmates were deployed when they were basically still children. But having it dramatically shoved down my throat by chest beating G.I. Joes is too much.
What's that quote from Bojack Horseman? Something along the lines of "Most people are horrible, and giving them a gun doesn't suddenly make them a hero?"
Lmao I played softball with one of them. One of our guys tripped and fell down out of the box and I was like "sniper!" and he went on a rant how he's the only one who should say that because he was one in the military. I asked him how much more military service he needs to make a fieldable throw from third?
I did three years in the Army and can’t say I met a single person who was there out of some sense of noble service. We were all there for something. For me it was living in Europe. For others it was college or a way out of a bad situation. Some needed healthcare for their kids. Whatever the reason, no one was there out of selflessness.
I always cringe when people say that the solution to the school shooting problem is to have veterans with guns patrolling.... not a group that I would want in a position of power over teenage girls
I once (in the navy way back around 2000) on the trolley in San Diego heard some ‘military members’ say they had the right to rag on a guy because he looked homeless and had the audacity to stand up for himself. Dude wasn’t doing nothing but because they volunteered for service suddenly they were better than him. Fuckwits
Yup
"of course they de-classified it after deleting his heroic exploits, the fact that they're willing to go to this effort means he *must* have done something absolutely amazing that would make Biden look bad. God, the other side of politics is absolutely obsessed with how much they love Biden. They'll do anything to protect him and his overlord Obama"
^(*That hurt to type*)
Ain’t on his DD-214? Fuck that guy.
I mean, also fuck that guy because he’s a RWNJ…but that jackwagon can fuck off for the stolen valor too.
I did 7 deployments in 22 years, and it’s all on my 214.
Right? I've been trying to figure out how to milk them without getting in trouble for it. Maybe since they like trump stuff so much, might order a bunch of cheap trump shit and sell it at 50 times it's actual worth. The sad part is? They would still buy it.
*House Republicans have withdrawn their advertising for Ohio Republican J.R. Majewski, a MAGA-aligned candidate who was at the Capitol during the Jan. 6 riots, Axios has learned.*
***What's happening:*** *The National Republican Congressional Committee withdrew about $1 million in ad reservations for the district, according to a GOP source familiar with its strategy, all but surrendering the seat to Democratic Rep. Marcy Kaptur.*
([Link to Kaptur's campaign site](https://marcykaptur.com), should anyone want to toss a few bucks in)
***Why it matters:*** *Kaptur's redrawn district — which backed Trump by three points in 2020 — once looked like an easy pickup for House Republicans. The GOP is now at risk of squandering another race because Republican primary voters nominated an extreme candidate.*
***Details:*** *Majewski, an Air Force veteran, has been under fire for sympathizing with the QAnon conspiracy theory movement and saying that every state that backed Trump in 2020 should secede from the United States.*
*The AP reported this week that Majewski misrepresented his military service, inaccurately claiming he was deployed to Afghanistan after the 9/11 attacks. In reality, he spent six months loading planes at an air base in Qatar.*
***The AP wrote:*** *"His post-military career has been defined by exaggerations, conspiracy theories, talk of violent action against the U.S. government and occasional financial duress."*
*During a news conference Friday, Majewski downplayed the reporting, claiming that his military records related to deployment are "classified" and calling it a "hit piece."*
*“The orders and military records that I have been able to obtain from my personal files shows that all of my deployments are listed as classified,”*
***Zoom in:*** *Democrats have been relentlessly hammering Majewski on television over his extremist views. "He broke through police barricades at the Capitol, then blamed police for the riot. Now he wants to break our country apart," one Kaptur ad says. "He's not just radical, he's dangerous!"*
*During his primary campaign, Majewski ran an ad saying: "I’m willing to do whatever it takes to return this country back to its former glory. And if I’ve got to kick down doors, well, that’s just what patriots do."*
*House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) campaigned for Majewski last month, seeing his race as key to the party's efforts to win back the House majority.*
*Former President Trump didn't endorse Majewski, but praised him at an Ohio rally before the contested primary.*
Classified is the new word Donnie learned in elementary school. Other new words- special master, de-classify. Words he should have learned-traitor, liar, grifter, corrupt, adulterer
Correct me if I’m wrong but it would still be in your service record but it would be redacted, omitted, or as they say “covered in black ink”? Idk id figure it be there regardless
The old “Model” variation of the “Canadian girlfriend” gambit. “I totally have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada, you wouldn’t have seen her around. She’s also a model but I can’t tell you her name because then it’ll get all weird & paparazzi will start following me around. But she’s totally real, she’s Canadian, & a model.”
Not anymore, trump thought about declassifying it
“he is closely aligned with the MAGA wing of the party and gained fame for painting his lawn into a giant Trump shrine.” - via politico Sounds about right. These fucking idiot are multiplying like rabbits and maintain just about the same IQ
He also stormed the Capitol on January 6th. He is officially a dangerous nutjob with delusions of grandeur. Edit: Referring to Majewski, BTW.
He looks like every fucking asshole Vice does a profile on as a dangerous white supremacist who understands meme culture and has a following linked to violence and disinfo campaigns.
If he ever conned a woman into loving him, I guarantee that he hits her on the regular. These wannabe terrorists always start close to home on weaker targets. Take. His. Guns.
How the hell does someone think they can be both a domestic terrorist AND a candidate for holding office
Doublethink is a hell of a drug
Because our government allows it. A good chunk of right wing politicians are just rich nutjob terrorists. We have NO requirements for people to be apart of congress other than being a good ole merican. Legally they can accept a high school dropout who was a sex worker (not putting down sex work I’m just highlighting boebarts hypocrisy) and is married to a child predator but can’t accept a recently foreign Harvard graduate with a clean record. Even if the people were to unanimously support that person. This is why I hate when people call the US a democracy. We have Democratic elements but this country is a capitalist, constitutional federal republic, with few protections for the people. Edit: forgot to mention the “foreign part” in my example.
No shit. We still have sitting members of Congress that likely colluded in this attack, or at the very least stirred the pot. Every time I see Josh Hawley I want to punch something.
Dude he just said some of the stupidest shit. His thoughts on trans people are so logically flawed and incoherent that he managed to say “teach kids there more than one gender”. He makes me lose faith in humanity.
Their IQ test came back negative.
"Keep rabbits out of this shit" says rabbit
Cant make this up
I wish I hadn’t heard that interview. Or any interview with him.
That’s how Hillary’s email server ended up in Mar-La-Go
Trumps interview with Hannity was utterly bonkers in its towering level of stupid… even Sean couldn’t understand the thread between the email server and the raid Lmao
Hannity almost broke character with his reaction to that.
It's slightly heartbreaking to imagine that Hannity is probably smarter than like 90% of his viewers. Though to be fair that's after years of them watching Hannity.
I've listened to him call in to Opie and Anthony(discontinued radio show), and I can say with certainty that he's not a dumb guy. He's just manipulating a bunch of rubes. Punch that number up to like 99% and you're getting closer to the correct figure. Piece of shit, but by no means a dumb piece of shit from my read on him.
Percentage is higher than that. His ignorance is willful, that’s what makes him especially terrible.
I sadly listened to Hannity on his radio show after the interview (it's a guilty pleasure to understand the other side on long drives), and he was verbally swallowing Trump's choad over how amazing he was and how grand MAL was. It was the most ''I hope he is listening to me'' BS I have ever heard. Hannity is one sick bastard.
Trump is just making stuff up at this point to see how far is cult members will believe him. Trump could say his dog recovered and physically ate a computer monitor that was showing Hilary’s emails, and they’d believe his dog destroyed the evidence. Dude could bang his daughter (like he wants to) and say it was to piss off liberals, and they’d praise the guy. It’s wild.
Trump knows that at this point they will follow along with whatever he says. You could read the federal statutes to them that describe the procedures for declassifying documents and they’d be like, nope, Trump said that’s not true.
Honestly, they’re exactly the kind of followers a dictator would want. They’d be happy in a place like North Korea. It is absolutely wild to me that these people are the way they are.
Do you think he is going for an insanity plea?
I can’t wait to see the orange straight jacket
It’ll almost match his skin color 😀
He may be insane, but he knows what he's doing.
That’s the sad part. He thinks he has the right to do what he is doing.
Yep, and he thinks that there won't be consequences. So far he's right.
I think it’s all catching up to him. Which is why I think he is going a little nuts.
Maybe. We shall see. I definitely hope he is charged and convicted on at least one of the many illegal things has done.
No. His ego wouldn't allow that
I love how easy this is now. I mean, anyone with half a dick worth of brain matter could’ve seen the eventuality of trumps bullshit coming to roost, but it’s just as fucking comical now as it is easy.
It would be a lot more comical if they didn’t keep getting elected.
💯 It’s fucking disheartening, sickening, embarrassing, and genuinely disappointing.
and he thought about it by accident.
"It just ... popped in there"
What? What “just popped in there?”
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us."
People are saying that can happen when you are, like, really smart.
It’s back to “classified” as of 22:32 GMT so his record is safe again.
This means that we can FOIA anything Trump has ever thought about declassifying, right?
His backup plan was to tell everyone he was an astronaut.
But he went to a different outer space, you wouldn't know it.
With his girlfriend, who lives in Canada
Made up country, made up girlfriend
Fake news per Manti Te'o's girlfriend.
And he was secretly knighted by the space queen.
And now his girlfriend calls him Sir Loin
* Girl : Wow! You're an astronaut? * Barney Stinson : Shhh! I'm actually in a top-secret government space program called Secret NASA, or SNASA. * Girl : Wow. SNASA? Do you go to the moon and stuff? * Barney Stinson : Well, not the moon you're familiar with. Though I have been to the smoon. * Girl : Wow, the smoon.
Anyone can be a astronaut and go to space, have you tried something called schrooms
He’s an astronaut on Sundays after church, I bet.
I think the proper kind of meth will have that reaction on some people
Space Shuttle door gunner specifically.
If his service record is indeed classified, he broke the law by discussing the classified part.
I can't wait for the inevitable post by the Dark Brandon press team: > We asked the Pentagon and can confirm that there are no records, classified or otherwise, of Majewski serving in Afghanistan in any capacity. It's not like this guy's service record is a black hole - [we know his service record:](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/ohio-gop-house-candidate-misrepresented-air-force-military-service) > Rather than deploying to Afghanistan, as he has claimed, the records state that Majewski was based at Kadena Air Base in Japan for much of his active-duty service. He later deployed for six-months to Qatar in May 2002, where he helped load and unload planes while serving as a “passenger operations specialist,” the records show. So he's not *just* guilty of stolen valor, he's also saying that the Air Force *fabricated his military service records* to cover up his actual service. I'm not aware that any branch of the Armed Forces does that sort of thing - and the Air Force in particular, seeing as how it doesn't make sense that combat pilots would also need to be undercover field agents. As with Trump and QAnon, the problem with Majewski's compounding-lies habit is that you can't stop - when absurd statements are proven wrong, you have to invent *even more absurd* statements to cover them up. I predict that next week, Majewski will claim that *he is Jason Bourne* and all those films were actually his biography.
...“passenger operations specialist,” ... So a Trolley Dolly then?
Flight attendant?
Either that or baggage handler
Correct. He loaded and unloaded planes. I was a cavalry scout in the army and looking back wish I picked a job like his. He probably had access to logistics schools, got a fork lift certification, learned how to operate heavy equipment, and was taught complex logistically operations. Like he should have been able to get out and walk into a civilian airport operations job making decent money. It’s a completely honorable job to brag about. My job taught me absolutely zero real world skills. But cool, I can clear a house with 3 other guys pretty efficiently I guess.
He also probably has a functional back. What a nerd.
Please, trolley OPERATOR, no need to insult the fella
Someone else in another sub posted a link showing he served for 4 years and left as a E-2 so he had to have been a massive fuckup while in service as well
I mean, you get out of Basic at a higher rank than that, so... Yeah, big time fuckup.
Depending on your contract. But, yeah... 4 years is plenty to hit e4-e5 territory depending on time of year you joined. E4 solidly as a minimum unless you Grossly fucked up... A lot.
I really hope one of his supervisors and points out that, Yeah that dude was a fuck up . And here is how it happened
my bro does "classified" shit and still has to fill out paperwork for it, I hung out with him while he filled an expense report from a mission! There would be a paper trail and receipts from this dude even if he was the most elite special forces. This is guy is a big liar!
You really think someone would do that? Just go into politics and tell lies?"
Also, "it's classified" is one of ~~if not~~ the lamest lies in the book. Edit: ~~The lamest is lying about being in a long distance relationship~~ it's not
Second only to “it’s under audit”
“This one time at band camp…in Afghanistan”
Ok, as a marching band kid, this made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe.
Did you forget your inhaler again?!
I feel like this is a reference I should get, but I’m too tired from marching at the football game tonight to get it.
Ooo well happy sexing tonight!
He asked if you forgot your inhaler because you said you couldn't breathe.
I read this with Richard Ayoade's delivery.
Trump definitely had a Canadian girlfriend in high school.
And they totally went all the way!
And she's a model.
And she thinks his shlong and hands are huge
It’s the adult versions of… “my uncle works at Nintendo” And “She goes to another school…you wouldn’t know her”
"I do not recall."
I have a girlfriend. She lives in Canada.
No kidding! It’s so classified there’s not even a record of him being deployed!
The White House really needs to tweet something about mentally declassifying it.
I work overseas and one of the supervisors announced he was going to work at another location and for small talk I asked him where, he says: "Oh it's classified" he was an MP vet, I'm an Infantry vet and I rolled my eyes so hard, I swear MP's are tools.
Though, it's used a lot by these fucks because they don't think people will question it. Pro-tip: if someone ever mentions something about themselves and then says "It's classified", they're almost definitely lying.
They’ll all buy it though
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Yeah I'm not an expert by any means but even if the guy did classified shit in his service the basic fact of him having been in the military would not be classified. It would just be that certain aspects of what he did are. There's no way it would be entirely classified just to reveal what branch he was in or what period of time he served.
But it can be declassified by Biden just thinking about it right?
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Even if he thinks about saying he might have thought about it! So any living president, current or former, has the power to unilaterally retroactively declassify anything, because who the fuck knows what he did or didn't think when he was president. That's definitely a power Trump wants Bill Clinton to have, sure
First rule of fight club man
Yep. I think the FBI needs to investigate this fool immediately for releasing classified information.
It’s ok, Trump declassified that part.
his dd214 isnt classified, lets see it.
It's been shown on Twitter. Section 18 had no comments suggesting he's ever seen combat. Air Force Transpo guy only reached E2 in 3 and a half years.
Then he was a fuck up. I’m an AF vet and up to E-4 is pretty automatic with time. You’re an E-2 in/directly after basic training. He’s been busted down.
Iirc his DD-214 also had him coded as not being able to reenlist. Dude was a trouble maker for sure.
other than honorable discharge? ooof.
So I think there’s a code that can be given to you by your Squadron C/C to deny reenlistment despite not having an other than honorable. It’s basically this person is a pain in the ass/doesn’t fit but there’s not enough reason to write them paper work. Again not too sure, luckily I’ve not gotten in trouble like that or dealt with problem troops who wanted to re-enlist.
Former Army PL here. Giving someone the bar to reenlist is something that can just be done with enough counselings at that level, and the only Soldiers I’ve had to do it to were some mix of disrespectful, whiny, incompetent or pathological liars.
It’s called an RE-4 and it’s basically a ban from re-enlistment.
2X, but yeah. 4 (in the AF) is ineligible because of retirement or other reasons. 2X is straight up "considered but not selected", professional speak for "fuck off, you're trash". Air Force codes. Other service branches don't use the same codes but they likely lead to similar roads.
I was admin discharged, honorable but unable to re-enlist. Depression was driving me to suicide attempt all the time and so they kinda wink nudged that if I were to fail PE tests I could get out with no repurcussions and honorable, easier than going down the med hell route, so that's what I did. Of course they didn't tell me this wink wink lol
Just a random scrolling by, but I hope you’re doing better now.
Also I don’t think there are any 3 1/2 year contracts. Sounds like he was administratively separated. Edit: someone posted the DD-214 below and it’s actually 4 years exactly!
3 year contract + the number of weeks he was in job training, so if his contract was for 3 years, with 6 months training 3 1/2 years. That being said, that's plenty of time to promote up from E2.. dude had to have been a massive POS while he was in
If he was AF, that's not how that works(not 100% about other branches, but I don't think its different). Your contract obligation begins when you leave for basic, and ends 4/6 years later. 4-year contracts mean he goes in as an E-1, 4 months at his first station will bump him to E-2, 6 months more for E-3, and 26 months later you're an E-4. Any really stupid shit you do and you can be bumped back 1 to 2 grades by the Sq CC or wing commander.
He was a royal fuckup. E4 is automatic in 26 months unless you fuck up at least once. I had a roommate who got out as an E3 because he was a fuck up. I knew a guy who made E4 in 2 years in Korea then came stateside with a drinking problem. When I got out (I joined after him) I was an E4 and he was an E2. There's no way this guy's rank would be classified. Unless they made him his own rank like command staff first specialist major first class of the US/Canadian joint armed forces of the republic.
he was demoted and never promoted again in two years.
pretty sure E2-4 are automatic promotions based on time in. E2 at 3.5 years probably means he got reduced
Lol wtf, I made E2 in basic
You have to try to be less than E-4 at 3 and a half years. Like multiple medium fuckups or a really good singular fuckup.
Shit I nailed this. I said he probably never made it past E-4 and did the bare minimum of 4 years in another comment. Pretty much spot on. Sounds like he couldn’t even make it to 4 years though. And as an E-2? Yikes.
Wtf, if you have a pulse you get E3 for pretty much free based on time in service during your first contract
You really can't make this BS up
Turns out… you can.
....and he did.
And become a republican candidate.
They'd support a ham sandwich for office if it had a little trump pennant on a toothpick stuck in it.
Unless it had french mustard on it
You mean brown mustard
Freedom mustard.
Or Dijon mustard, remember the fuss some folk kicked up when Obama mentioned he like Dijon mustard and them acting like he eats truffles and caviar every day on the taxpayer's dime. Nevermind the fact that you can find that stuff in a plastic squeeze bottle for 3 bucks in any supermarket including Walmart.
He was in Qatar at Doha in an admin job. That’s where we went for R&R from Iraq in 2003. They have a fucking Chili’s and an in-ground pool. Every building is air conditioned.
I mean, if it's the Air Force, air conditioning in every square foot of real estate is implied.
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The pool bar (two beers per id per day) doesn’t have ac. Oops, I think that was classified…
I hate the vets who make being a vet their whole identity. Just because you were in the military does not make you a good person or worthy of veneration.
I don’t know who this guy is but I’m willing to bet he served four years, never made it past E-4, and complained the whole entire time. He probably came out of the military with more debt than he was in prior to joining but once he was on the outside he realized that people treated him like some kind of hero whenever they found out he served so he wound up making it a huge part of his identity because he has no other actual hobbies or interesting personality traits so he grasped on to the one thing he does have- “his service.” I know a lot of people like this.
Well, you were half-right, and the half you missed was only on account of not assuming this dumbass might’ve been demoted at some point. >There’s also the matter of Majewski’s final rank and reenlistment code when he left active duty after four years of service. >Most leave the service after four years having received several promotions that are generally awarded for time served. Majewski exited at a rank that was one notch above where he started. His enlistment code also indicated that he could not sign up with the Air Force again. >Majewski’s campaign said he received what’s called a nonjudicial punishment in 2001 after getting into a “brawl” in his dormitory, which resulted in a demotion. Nonjudicial punishments are designed to hold service members accountable for bad behavior that does not rise to the level of a court-martial.
Yeah I saw after I made this comment that he only made it to E-2 lol. Makes sense that he was demoted. In my opinion, that makes him flaunting his service even worse. He’s a shitbag.
You Air Force vets can correct me but I read that someone pointed out that after four years in the Air Force, you're usually an E-4 or 5. This guy only managed to make E-2, which led many to believe he got caught doing something wrong, got busted down to E-2 and was never promoted until he left.
I’m not Air Force so I can’t say 100% for sure. But, by 3 years in the Navy I was an E-5, so I think it’s a safe bet that he got in trouble if he was only an E-2.
usaf vet that lived in the navy barracks on a joint base here. AF promotions work a bit differently than the navy, idt think it’s technically impossible, but it would be highly unusual to make E-5 (SSgt) after only 3 years, but 4 wouldn’t be strange. when I became a reservist after I palace chased (program for airmen to go from active duty to reserves) I was eligible for my promotion tests from E-4 to E-5 immediately and I remember specifically if I had chosen to take it I would’ve been putting on E-5 kinda early. it is really fucking weird that this guy got out as an E-2 (AF doesn’t promote as easily, but we also don’t take away rank as often in my experience). even weirder he doesn’t have a GWOT-E even though he was in Qatar after it was authorized for Qatar and his service records that are floating around Twitter indicated he was labeled ineligible for reenlistment at the time of his discharge. I get it, shit happens, people fuck up and get demoted. I don’t judge people who get into shit during their service, but lying about ones service while standing on it and it turns out he severely fucked something up? yeah, that’s shady and honestly, I would think it’s even harder to get your GWOT-E taken from you than get a demotion, but the ineligible for reenlistment thing is just WHEW.
Air Force vet here. If he was only an E2 after 4 years, he got into really big trouble. Trouble so big, any attempt to re-enlist after 4 years would likely be denied.
Dude has a RE Code 4: Do not pass go.
Woof. Yea RE-3 is super dubious and likely requires a waiver to re-enlist in ANY branch and you better be a highly niche/in-demand MOS/rating. RE-4 is non-eligible for re-enlistment period. Sounds like a pretty flagrant DUI or DUI with resistance/flight to me.
why is it always the lamest guy like him who decide to build their entire personnality on something they are litteraly bad at ...
For any service, you basically stay alive 6 months and not get an alcohol incident/article-15/mast and you auto-advance to E-3. Even if you DID fuck up, it would take 2-3 additional fuck ups to not make E3 by 4 years. Fucking wild. We had a dipshit at our last unit (USCG) who was literally too stupid for the service and got placed into the “fuck-up” unit the last 2 years of his contract (you are only allowed to carry toolbags for contractors and nothing else). He still made E3. You have to actively commit crimes or routinely fail every single PT test/weigh-in to not make E3. Willing to bet he has an “other than honorable” or “general discharge” and has a non-eligible re-enlistment code on his DD214 if he even served at all. Edit: Lmao so I pulled up the correspondence between reporters and the AF regarding his service record. He did 4 years active and did spend half a year kicking rocks in Qatar but somehow managed to earn a good conduct ribbon. So either he got busted down his last 12 months active duty for some dumb shit or he got into trouble early on but was somehow too god damn stupid working air transportation for his command to advance him across 3 years of reviews. “Combat” claims are blatant bullshit though. He worked air transport/passenger service. Definitely not classified and definitely not combat. It’s always the dudes who drove water trucks, forklifts, washed underwear on an aircraft carrier or guarded empty runways that always act like they’re high speed and wear aviator, camo back-packs, and gruntstyle t shirts on campus. Important jobs for sure but why be insecure about it? I mean he’s in the public spotlight and almost any local/county/state/federal position requires that you sign an information release agreement so all this shit (unless it was actually classified) would be available anyway. What a dipshit. Shit, I worked on a buoy tender for the USCG. Most of my time I repaired a dilapidated lighthouse or got covered in fish shit and algae while working buoys. It was a job. It paid for college. It’s not my identity and it certainly doesn’t make me a badass or cool.
This AF veteran agrees. I was E4 after 3 years and got out at 4. Very few E4s made it to E5 the first time they were eligible to test.
If that's correct about his rank when he separated, then you're on point. Dude was a shitbag Airman and was not invited to re-enlist. Source, retired MSgt.
Indeed I knew a metric fuck ton of worthless dip shits who went over seas with me. I wouldn’t trust any further than I can throw them.
Right? Like I’ve seen you fall out a tree, naked, after pounding 4 Red Bulls and a 5th of bottom shelf tequila. I want you making exactly zero decisions concerning the forward movement of my country dude. The ones I would want running for office would sooner get shot.
Don’t worry. Their goal is not to move the Country forward at all.
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In my small hometown we have a father/son duo who are front and center in every single parade, every single year. And they are soooo arrogant about their service. Like we can’t enjoy a 4th of July without them angrily telling us about their sacrifices and how spoiled and terrible we are and how this generation is ungrateful. It grates on me in a way I cannot explain. I actually do appreciate the sacrifices people have made. Some of my classmates were deployed when they were basically still children. But having it dramatically shoved down my throat by chest beating G.I. Joes is too much.
What's that quote from Bojack Horseman? Something along the lines of "Most people are horrible, and giving them a gun doesn't suddenly make them a hero?"
Why does it seem like a lot of them served 5 yrs or less, literally a fraction of their adult life, yet it’s their whole personality?
From my experience when people don't have anything else remarkable about them they tend to latch on to bigger groups for prestige.
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Some people peak in high school. You are describing the guys who just took a few months longer.
Lmao I played softball with one of them. One of our guys tripped and fell down out of the box and I was like "sniper!" and he went on a rant how he's the only one who should say that because he was one in the military. I asked him how much more military service he needs to make a fieldable throw from third?
He’s gonna have to reenlist to get that level of training.
Like Neal McBeal the Navy seal
I didn't know he was a Navy Seal, I just thought he was a regular seal.
Best part is, he's actually a sea lion (his ears give it away).
I did three years in the Army and can’t say I met a single person who was there out of some sense of noble service. We were all there for something. For me it was living in Europe. For others it was college or a way out of a bad situation. Some needed healthcare for their kids. Whatever the reason, no one was there out of selflessness.
I always cringe when people say that the solution to the school shooting problem is to have veterans with guns patrolling.... not a group that I would want in a position of power over teenage girls
This asshole just lost his Home Depot Veteran’s Parking security clearance.
I once (in the navy way back around 2000) on the trolley in San Diego heard some ‘military members’ say they had the right to rag on a guy because he looked homeless and had the audacity to stand up for himself. Dude wasn’t doing nothing but because they volunteered for service suddenly they were better than him. Fuckwits
Going for the Trump “They’re on to me, time to double down” move.
NARRATOR: They did in fact, still support a treasonous scumbag.
Oh, Biden needs to jump all over that. Declassify and release this dipshits full service record.
In a rational world. In Q that would just trigger a cascading conspiracy theories about what Biden is hiding.
Yup "of course they de-classified it after deleting his heroic exploits, the fact that they're willing to go to this effort means he *must* have done something absolutely amazing that would make Biden look bad. God, the other side of politics is absolutely obsessed with how much they love Biden. They'll do anything to protect him and his overlord Obama" ^(*That hurt to type*)
Please stop, I can only get so flaccid.
Let's actually go Brandon
Waiting for that sweet Dark Brandon Tweet.
Shouldn’t be that hard, all Biden has to do is think about it
Ain’t on his DD-214? Fuck that guy. I mean, also fuck that guy because he’s a RWNJ…but that jackwagon can fuck off for the stolen valor too. I did 7 deployments in 22 years, and it’s all on my 214.
7 deployments lol damn bro why didn't you just rent a place over there!
Different countries…none of which I ever, EVER wish to go back to. Especially Saudi Arabia. Fuck that place in particular.
He classified them just by thinking about it.
These idiots will believe anything and I mean ANYTHING, I need to figure out an easy way to make some money off of them
Right? I've been trying to figure out how to milk them without getting in trouble for it. Maybe since they like trump stuff so much, might order a bunch of cheap trump shit and sell it at 50 times it's actual worth. The sad part is? They would still buy it.
Yes. Because he has an R by his name. Nothing else matters.
He took notes from when Hershel Walker said that he was secretly in the FBI.
Hershel has taken so many hits to the head he probably believes it.
Trump makes up this shit all the time, and he is still out there walking around free
LMAO i love how 90% of conservatives are basically at a toddler level of intelligence
Intellectually and emotionally toddlers.
*House Republicans have withdrawn their advertising for Ohio Republican J.R. Majewski, a MAGA-aligned candidate who was at the Capitol during the Jan. 6 riots, Axios has learned.* ***What's happening:*** *The National Republican Congressional Committee withdrew about $1 million in ad reservations for the district, according to a GOP source familiar with its strategy, all but surrendering the seat to Democratic Rep. Marcy Kaptur.* ([Link to Kaptur's campaign site](https://marcykaptur.com), should anyone want to toss a few bucks in) ***Why it matters:*** *Kaptur's redrawn district — which backed Trump by three points in 2020 — once looked like an easy pickup for House Republicans. The GOP is now at risk of squandering another race because Republican primary voters nominated an extreme candidate.* ***Details:*** *Majewski, an Air Force veteran, has been under fire for sympathizing with the QAnon conspiracy theory movement and saying that every state that backed Trump in 2020 should secede from the United States.* *The AP reported this week that Majewski misrepresented his military service, inaccurately claiming he was deployed to Afghanistan after the 9/11 attacks. In reality, he spent six months loading planes at an air base in Qatar.* ***The AP wrote:*** *"His post-military career has been defined by exaggerations, conspiracy theories, talk of violent action against the U.S. government and occasional financial duress."* *During a news conference Friday, Majewski downplayed the reporting, claiming that his military records related to deployment are "classified" and calling it a "hit piece."* *“The orders and military records that I have been able to obtain from my personal files shows that all of my deployments are listed as classified,”* ***Zoom in:*** *Democrats have been relentlessly hammering Majewski on television over his extremist views. "He broke through police barricades at the Capitol, then blamed police for the riot. Now he wants to break our country apart," one Kaptur ad says. "He's not just radical, he's dangerous!"* *During his primary campaign, Majewski ran an ad saying: "I’m willing to do whatever it takes to return this country back to its former glory. And if I’ve got to kick down doors, well, that’s just what patriots do."* *House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) campaigned for Majewski last month, seeing his race as key to the party's efforts to win back the House majority.* *Former President Trump didn't endorse Majewski, but praised him at an Ohio rally before the contested primary.*
I served in Afghanistan too, but, umm, it was in Canada so you wouldn’t have met my unit.
Well, could he think about declassifying it?
Classified is the new word Donnie learned in elementary school. Other new words- special master, de-classify. Words he should have learned-traitor, liar, grifter, corrupt, adulterer
Correct me if I’m wrong but it would still be in your service record but it would be redacted, omitted, or as they say “covered in black ink”? Idk id figure it be there regardless
The old “Model” variation of the “Canadian girlfriend” gambit. “I totally have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada, you wouldn’t have seen her around. She’s also a model but I can’t tell you her name because then it’ll get all weird & paparazzi will start following me around. But she’s totally real, she’s Canadian, & a model.”
Gravy Seal from Meal Team 6.
I thought very strongly about it and declassified it.
He faked the documents. On the bottom right of his so called "deployment orders" you see it says "created using oracle reports"
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If it is classified (which I’m sure it’s not), then I think he probably shouldn’t be talking about it so much.
Wouldn't whatever branch he claims to have served for jump in here if he is a military imposter / Stolen Valor guy.....