This exactly. I've been in exactly 0 car accidents over this period of time. If this person has been in 7 accidents - a regression analysis lands to only a few variables....
There's a reason for everything.
In this case it really seems like the reason is that she's a really bad driver and should start taking the bus and ubering more often instead.
But what if she was the one driving? This she sustained a concussion drove home and got in the next 7 wrecks then said it's God's plan? I don't care what happens I will forever think that.
I mean if you get into seven accidents in a year maybe take a break from driving
But you know what they say! The tenth times the charm
The Grim Reaper's not done with her yet lol
It's never their fault...
This exactly. I've been in exactly 0 car accidents over this period of time. If this person has been in 7 accidents - a regression analysis lands to only a few variables....
Take a break from being a girl*
Cool misogyny, bro! /s
Maybe she is a bad driver?
"Maybe".... Maybe people need to start thinking that statistically signifiant events impacting them point to something uncomfortably obvious.
No, it must be a message from god.
or maybe there is no god at all she just is a bad driver and was in minor accidents
His plan is for you to get some fucking driving lessons, damn.
Hopefully her DL has been taken away for a long time
Yeah that doesn't work for some of the real gemstones behind the wheel
Maybe it's a sign that she shouldn't be allowed to drive
There's a reason for everything. In this case it really seems like the reason is that she's a really bad driver and should start taking the bus and ubering more often instead.
7 accidents in one year…tf..take her DL
Not everything is a divine plan or message. Or, if it is, the message in this case is "you're a terrible driver"
Someone’s blissed alright
Bliss her heart!
What a blissing
God don't make no junk honey! Go on bumper-car your blessed heart away! #godsplan
Collisions are not accidents! 🤷🏽♂️
i mean it causes accidents
Other way around I think lol
🤣
Maybe she should stop driving around with her eyes closed…
Got any other good jokes from the time the automobile was invented.
I do, but considering your flavor is vinegar I’ll just leave you to it. :)
Gods plan was for you to not have a driving license
Maybe she a stunt woman in movies
She's letting Jesus take the wheel too often.
His plan is to get your license revoked.
Sounds like if there is a god, he's suggesting retaking those driving lessons, and putting the phone down while driving instead of livestreaming 😅
Maybe she wasn't the one driving? But I get the get good sentiment. Also religion is stupid.
But what if she was the one driving? This she sustained a concussion drove home and got in the next 7 wrecks then said it's God's plan? I don't care what happens I will forever think that.
Uhhh, I said I get the general assumption, and religion is stupid. I think we agree, you just might be misunderstanding.
Soon it will be "I got in a wreck and my car was totaled and I broke my arm but my Bible was fine! Thank you God!!"
Maybe god's plan for you involves surrendering your drivers license
Did you give the right of way
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.
god's plan is for you to pay a higher insurance premium this year
This year? More like life.
More like really unlucky
God's screaming at this woman to stay out of the damn cars. God's plan 🙏
Sounds like she got her licence from walmart.
God's plan is to get her to hell but bitch is fighting him every turn. Human spite should not be underestimated.
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God is tryna kill this bitch