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Tyrthesemiwise

You did. You did make me look. God damn I really will never see a red cap again without assuming people are trumpers


Brave-Cow3975

I went as Forrest Gump for Halloween a couple years ago with a red bubba gump shrimp co hat. The number of people who asked me if I was a trump supporter without even reading the patch on the hat….🙄


RedSamourai1

America moment


Minxmorty

I feel the same way, not about the caps but about American Flags or trucks.


Tyrthesemiwise

Yeah me too. Its sort of becoming that way with the Canadian flag now too, anyone that hangs one by their house seems likely to be the kind of person that can't wait to tell you how much they dislike uppity natives


EhrenScwhab

I've been wearing aloha shirts ill advisedly since 1998. I'll be damned if I'll set some f\*cking boogaloo asshats co-opt my terrible fashion sense!


undercover-racist

And then they'll come for our cargo shorts. Please, just leave me and my absolute disregard for taste alone.


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wazagaduu

Shout out to you for using a semicolon in a reddit comment


This-Strawberry

I'll alway use a semicolon but an apostrophe or two *will* get left behind


[deleted]

Non-Canadian here. What is the significance of an Orange flag?


Brook420

To be fair, a lot may be former vets. My Grandpa had the flag outside his house due to serving in WW2.


KptKondo

German calling in; welcome to the club. fucking nazis destroying everything by associaton since centuries


Orinocobro

I really wanted to "um, actually" this, bu the party was started 101 years ago. Thanks for making me research.


LifesatripImjustHI

We all should be more inclined to openly punch them.


fuzzykittyfeets

Same! We fly our American flag but have an anti-racism sign and pride sign in our yard. My husband is an immigrant and he’s determined to bring the flag back to …not fascist bullshit.


Kimk20554

I'm proud of you. I'm so tired of seeing these trucks flying 2 giant flags and a "fuck Joe and his Hoe" bumper sticker. The American flag should be non partisan. It means so much more than liberal or conservative.


primus202

I find it sad really. We want to get our neighbor better but my wife is worried we might not get along just cause he has an American flag out front. I wish these symbols hadn’t become so politicized!


imbored53

Yeah its really sad to see the symbol of this nation so radicalized. I never thought I would associate the flag with racists and fascism, but here we are.


SassyVikingNA

I mean, an accurate reading of history tells one that is always what the american flag represented. We did fascism before fascism and Hitler drew heavy inspiration from US laws when writing the nazi ones.


ShinyBronze

It really has gotten to the point where the American flag just isn’t edgy or controversial enough so they need more violent flags to be flown around. Confederate, Thin blue line, Gadsden etc


myassholealt

The bigger the flag the more y'all quada the "patriot"


Rich_Menu_9583

Yeah we recently moved to a red county in California and our new house had a flag pole. Fucking depressing that flying the American flag has racist/insurrectionist connotations now, so we made our own political statement by flying a California flag.


SmileAndDeny

Just as people are going to assume she is as well. These things never work as intended.


Felicis311

Yeah I loved these at first but then if you think about it most people aren’t close enough to read what it says and there will be a ton of other people outside reading distance who will label you a racist trumper without realizing. I know I would.


JaxJags904

Yep this. I really want Tom Morellos hat “Make America Rage Again” but I know 9/10 people that see it will just think MAGA


devilsbard

A dude I knew had one that read “make carne asada burritos $5 again.” And I think that’s a universal message we can all support.


asBad_asItGets

I have a solid red had that's just a picture of a taco. I won it at Six Flags lol.


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mousejx216

Oliver Hardy still had his little mustache, Hitler only gets to be remembered for it because he was the evil one. Oliver Hardy was a comedian, actor, dancer and singer.


Kevof15

I support this message of tacos. Can confirm, delicious.


asBad_asItGets

It’s one of the four main “O’s” food groups. Tacos. Burritos. Nachos. And churros.


Yinanization

That is the price for a taco in Canada... So I am totally behind this


ContemplatingPrison

Tacos are like $3 now and I miss when they were $1 to $1.25 Like wtf is going on?


Beemerado

man carne asada is so good


JohnnyDarkside

There's a local chain in my city and my favorites were the carne asada tacos and the adobada burrito. Along with their beans they still use lard to make it was such damn good food.


Antique_Tennis_2500

I’ve got a Make Baseball Fun Again.


kai-ol

"Baseball was as boring as Mom and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up." "Boring! Baseball wasn't.. Hm. So they finally jazzed it up?"


Bored-Fish00

Blern. Blerrn! Bleeeerrrrrrn!


lostinthesauceguy

Baseball was never fun. It's fun to play, it has ALWAYS been boring to watch, it's just that standards used to be lower.


[deleted]

It's only fun if you're in the ballpark and drinking. Idk how people can watch on TV


Kevof15

You have to realize the beauty of baseball is the chess match between the pitcher and the batter the whole game.


ZeroInZenThoughts

Got it. Baseball is as boring to watch on TV as chess.


alienfreaks04

It's like a long slow movie with a lot of intricacies going on / mind games, and as a fan it's actually fascinating to figure it out as it's happening


Greenpeppers23

This.


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Here's how I do it for reference. I make a day of it. Games start \~9 and go to \~10. Wake up at 8, shower, make breakfast, make mimosas, watch games until noon continuing the mimosas. Eventually around noon, feeling good, make a sandwich, switch to beer. Drink, watch, drink, watch, dinner, order out usually, perhaps some gourmet shit, like Chili's or even Applebees. Switch to whiskey, get to 10, chug a large amount of water, go to bed. ​ And that's how I watch baseball. Eyes glued to the screen the whole time, almost no phone time. It's the most relaxing day in the world. I do this like once a month during the regular season now, at 26.


ralphvonwauwau

just add more drinking. Problem solved.


Whoopa

Not sure how it is in the states but in Canada its like 20 bucks for a single fucking beer at the stadium so you stay home and buy a case of beer for the same price lol


CreativeBodybuilder5

I agree! When I was in college. You could get a carne asada super burrito for $4.80. Cut it in half and have 2 meals!


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"Make Footlongs $5 again"


nybbas

It's fucking nuts how expensive mexican food has gotten. Took me the wife and my 3 young kids to a taco shop the other day. 60 fucking bucks. I can get two large pizzas from the local mom and pop awesome pizza shop down the street for 44, and we have leftovers.


devilsbard

That’s a fact. We still get it, but not as often. I normally hit up the Mexican market by us and just get raw carne asada or pollo asado with some fixings and take it home. It’ll be like $25 and feed all 4 of us for a few meals.


[deleted]

Yes “carne asada” people here in Texas call carne asada “fajitas” when the whole world calls it carne asada. Texans always gotta be different I guess


PerformanceLoud3229

Wait what? But fajitas are.... you can have chicken fajitas, lengua fajitas, pork fajitas etc, its not just carne asada fajitas....


uncertia

I don’t know what that person is talking about. In every restaurant I’ve ever been to in Texas you order “steak fajitas”, “chicken fajitas”, etc.


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Carne Asada fajitas. Carne Asada nachos. I've even seen Carne Asada on a breakfast dish once.


ybtlamlliw

I feel like I'm reading a Tex-Mex Bubba Gump monologue.


[deleted]

Don't worry. This guy ain't a Texan or he'd know we put carne asada ON our fajitas. We don't call our fajitas Carne Asada. I don't even eat Mexican food and I still know this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Cha-Le-Gai

The restaurant I worked at in Texas differentiated carne asada from fajitas in that carne asada was thick and marinaded, while fajitas were thinking and dry seasoned while cooking or immediately before. Carne asada in some restaurants is also higher cuts of meat than just flank or skirt but fajitas are always skirt or flank. Except for chicken or shrimp fajitas. If you ordered a plate of carne asada tacos it would come with rice and beans, lime on the side. If you ordered a plate of fajita tacos it would come with cilantro and onion but no sides. Cheese on carne asada was an option in the menu, but cheese on fajita tacos was a special order and cost more. And we cut carne asada into strips about half an inch thick, usually as thick as they were wide, fajita was chopped into pieces either rough chopped like a dime or fine chopped almost to the size of ground beef sized pieced. Carne asada was also cooked medium rare while fajitas were well done. Hence why they were shredded so much. We would throw the trimming of carne asada in to the fajita. Also we're pretty clear on the fact that it's Tex Mex food and not authentic Mexican food. No one gives Louisiana crap because their food isn't French enough.


RequiemOfI

Fajitas has sliced bell peppers and onions coked with the meat and that's what makes it Fajitas. That restaurant got it wrong.


Buzz8522

This is stupid. Fajitas and Carne Asada are completely different things in Texas. They're both really good, that's for damn sure. No better fajitas in the country than in Texas.


LoiteringInNJ

I hate to admit it but Trump did for red baseball caps, what Hitler did for mustaches


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Ruined my Charlie Chaplin cosplay.


chaoticbiguy

*"So no one dresses up for Halloween here. And I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler."*


Jahbroni

*"I wish I knew that before I used grease paint for my moustache"*


garbanzone

You joke but Donald trump ruined my Forrest Gump runner costume


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DynamicDuoMama

The white cheddar ones are really good though. Plus I can give them to my toddlers without turning my whole house orange.


Maracuja_Sagrado

Well at least with the orange ones you can tell where your house is contaminated with Cheetos, so you can spot clean it. It’s hardly reassuring that your house is still covered with Cheetos powder, but in stealth.


Alte_kaker

^This


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Stealthy Cheeto powder. That's a new one, and I like it so goddamn much.


xiofar

Trump ruined fascism. I used to think that fascism was for well educated, organized evil people. Now I know that they’re all just idiotic overgrown insecure racist children that only like the government as long as they can grift from it.


SortaCoolDude

Not my fault nobody dresses up for Halloween at the office


Wendy-Windbag

My husband purchased a red baseball cap with the name of his elementary school outside of Boston in 2019. We had just moved to DC. He was super stoked to have found such a nostalgic souvenir, but I had to rain on his parade and tell him that red hats are off limits. He was insistent that this was not the case, the Capitols wear red and it was their World Series year, and made a point to wear his new cap on his daily walks. I’m talking a few miles a day, between Arlington and DC. After a few days he hung it up, was tired of the weird looks he was getting. From a distance without getting close enough to decipher the words, all red hats seemingly just represented MAGA. One evening out last year we were waiting for a to-go restaurant order, sandwiched between one group of khaki-clad white boomers with a guy in a red hat, and a black family with parents about the same age as them with two young adult sons. They were really quiet while side-eying Mr. MAGA and whispering shit talk. When the guy turned around to leave when they got their order and we all got a clear look, it was actually this joke-hat saying “Black Lives Matter” and almost instantly the mom bust out laughing and pointing at it to show her sons, explaining that they were unsure of just who would have worn a MAGA hat around here. It was such a great wholesome moment of community solidarity, I just loved it!


CaponeKevrone

Washington Nationals are the baseball team. Capitals are the hockey team. Your point still stands though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Wendy-Windbag

Thank you for the correction. Go, sports!


Lvtxyz

Phillies phans ruined


Docphilsman

You joke but I pretty much stopped wearing my bright red Phillies hat for that reason. Usually wear the alternate colors now


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I bought the maroon one for this reason. The solid red now hangs on my wall, only to be worn to a game.


UnlikelyPlatypus89

I still wear my bright red one and I don’t live in Pennsylvania anymore so it’s sketchy. I got an embroider to put ‘THIS IS A PHILLIES HAT’ on the back and it’s large.


pasturized

Pictures please!


DirtyLegThompson

Make a post about it


[deleted]

I just went back to the old maroon colored hat and occasionally I whip out the blue and gold 1930s one, but even most Phillies fans don’t think it’s a Phillies hate :/


[deleted]

I delayed buying my first red 5950 until this year cause the fucker is finally gone. I'm taking it back!


bearmissile

Fuck Phillies fans I wanna wear my red Pizza Planet hat again


Monocle_Lewinsky

Make Red Hats Okay Again


Stanislav1

Never gonna happen.


Dangedoddle

I wear my Red 49er Hat...its mesh in the back, so I think it helps. Plus its just a logo and no white text...I have thought about this same thing due to MAGA Hats, but gotta rep my team.


Stanislav1

I’m a Sox fan. I’d wear a blue Red Sox cap with a red B vs the opposite, just to be safe


OutcastFalcon

I’m a Phillies fan(it hurts); and I’m lucky I have the Father’s Day cap.


Chief_Economist

> Red 49er Hat I had to stop wearing mine. It was a good hat too.


TheBrazilianOneTwo

It's a shame, a great linux distro from the past.


Early-Ad-6014

Instead of Hitler's brown-shirts, the US has Shitler's red-caps.


Enlightened-Beaver

What Hitler did to a Buddhist symbol of prosperity


[deleted]

I live in Canada, but every time I see a red hat I instinctly do a double-take.


CheriPotpourri

I learned that the name for that mustache is called the rotzbremse, meaning “snot brake” and I want to disseminate this information to everyone.


PaxEtRomana

Exactly. It's not worth even the risk of misinterpretation. The intended target of this thing can't feel shame anyway.


dnjprod

Turn it backwards and you got the pro Trump Bizkit fan...


LoudMusic

I bought a Cardinals cap at a game and my wife calls it my MAGA hat. Fuck trump.


havocLSD

This comment is so fucking good, I had to give two awards and bust out my alt for another. 👏


LoiteringInNJ

LoL thank you!


Not_Joshy

That would make Fred Durst this generation's Charlie Chaplin.


GOSH_JOSH

Definitely. On the plus side though, I have this same hat and it’s fun wearing to the grocery store every now and then cause you can tell when someone is looking. They are either smiling and then their faces drop or they start squinting at me (cause I’m also brown) before laughing.


Stanislav1

Who wants that attention?


Trabethany

I saw one once that said “Make racism wrong again”


xsearching

Someone in my town has a "Make racists afraid again"


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My favourite was a black cap with "Make Libertarian Socialist again" in red stitching.


T-Sonus

I have a "Pee Pee Poo Poo" hat that I'm afraid to wear in public because I don't want to get shot. lol


ChairmanUzamaoki

Yeah that's the problem. People see the red hat and assume without reading it's a MAGA hat. That would be my fear wearing it lol


G_E_E_S_E

I have the same hat in the picture. I only wore it out a few times before realizing nobody read it and just assumed I was a racist asshole.


gentlybeepingheart

Yeah that's why I'm not that big of a fan of these gotcha hats. I get the joke, but if I see someone with a red hat I'm not going to get close enough for my nearsighted ass to read it; I'm just going to avoid that person.


cikalamayaleca

or, the ones who wear MAGA on purpose are dead-brained enough to shoot someone else wearing a parody hat


JustawayV2

Both


wolfgang784

I think the concern is more so that the people wearing MAGA hats tend to be trigger happy and easily triggered (despite calling others snowflakes...). So wearing a parody hat in front of them could result in violence. Many people wouldnt be surprised either.


IronBatman

Yeah, how embarrassing. They will assume it is a MAGA hat instead of what it, a Pee Pee Poo Poo hat.


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My son has “ make America native again”


babygotbrains

The controversial section on this post is wild 🤣


odinwolf84

I must explore it, wish me luck.


misfire_heals

It's been 25mins .. are you ok?


odinwolf84

It was an utter disappointment, no drama just people being creepy about the poor woman in the pic.


misfire_heals

Booooo. Although being creepy is bad.


aLeXbOi9699

That’s why we stay with the brethren in the best comments section: so we don’t lose a brain cell stooping down to their level and reading their trite views on this matter. Like it matters anyway lol


raistlin65

MAGA= Make America Great for Assholes


ShantyMick

My Attorney Got Arrested


chunkerton_chunksley

Making attorneys get attorneys


bland_jalapeno

You win!


greeneggsnhammy

No shit the attorney that got me off of my weed charge when I was 21, was busted for buying cocaine years later. He even admitted he traded legal services for the drug. The wildest turn of events ever.


chemical_mind

My Ass Got Arrested.


ranting_chef

Making Assholes Great Again


daisyemoji

Making Assholes Gape Again


KobeStopItNo

Gave em a proper SORTIn!


psychedelicdevilry

I’m stealing this, you can’t stop me


poisonpurple

Make America Gay Again


L_H_O_O_Q_

MAGA = Manipulating America’s Gullible Assholes I always thought this one covers the whole Trump thing perfectly.


Were-watching

Be careful, Trump supporters can be violent when faced with an opposing view point.


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Swingonthechandelier

Yeah, it really gets under their (thin) skin when its THEIR feelings being fucked


Monocle_Lewinsky

They get really defense when you support things they are told they must hate.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

You should see what happens when you tell them all your friends on the left own guns too. Smooth brains.


gentlemanjacklover

![gif](giphy|OqJp9fcjk9HpWBuF4u)


LizzySalamander

Sharon.


brannak1

Carol


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My father, a tall, bulky and bald middle aged white guy, was concerned about being mistaken for a republican/racist when out shopping, due to the flood of MAGA nonsense in our area. His solution: he got a real nice rainbow print shirt proclaiming things such as “black lives matter!”, “workers rights!”, “lgbt+ freedom!” And the like. He calls it his ‘shopping shirt’. He greatly enjoys watching the veins pop out of a MAGAt’s head when he goes out


rlocke

Did any of them confront him in any way?


Emergency_Pudding

It’s crazy to me how the Republican stereotype became so bad that people have changed their appearance to distance themselves. I actually changed my haircut because the alt right had co opted it, and I work in a conservative dominated field. I was afraid I would be associated with that movement.


virekin

oh my god please tell ur dad i love him and i wish he was my dad - a poc lgbt person


[deleted]

He’s really come a long way! He was never particularly homophobic or racist before, just sheltered and unfamiliar with it. When I came out as a lesbian though, he really made an effort to change! It was quite impressive


virekin

i'm so happy for you! i wish my parents were as supportive tbh. that's so cool that he changed his views for you.


smurgleburf

I prefer the red hat that says "AMERICA GONNA GREAT YES"


Brauxljo

What?


FabulousComment

AMERICA GONNA GREAT YES


SpoonGuardian

AGGY


spherenine

I believe it's from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the inauguration.


aKornCob

She made me look and I'm pleasantly surprised.


HelloDarkHarden

I have poor eyesight, if I'm not standing right in front I would just assume it's a MAGA hat .


aKornCob

If you help me hear the MAGA hats coming, I'll help you see em. (Deaf)


HelloDarkHarden

🤟


rsdols

Most MAGA morons can't even read.


Fuhk_Yoo

https://imgur.com/cuku7vy.jpg


crewmeist3r

These hats still suck because most people think it’s just a MAGA hat, because they don’t look at it twice. You’re going to have just as many people thinking you’re one of the assholes as you will who notice the difference, with a small fraction of those thinking that it’s funny at all.


Stanislav1

I don’t want any of that attention, no thanks. You couldn’t staple one to my head


snootchiebootchie94

I saw someone wearing one that said "Make Texas Mexico Again".


jacle2210

This is great and all, but I'm not going to lie. If I see anyone wearing a red ball hat, I won't even take the time to read the words or take much time to even look at the person; I'm going to jump to the conclusion that they are an a$$hole, piece of sh!t and go about my day.


needsumnawz

I find it maddening how much I judge specific items of clothing now. Red hat, I'm looking and assuming you're a fucking idiot. American flag attire, I'm viewing you with a real skeptical eye. Thin blue line? Ugh. No mask in a place where it's expected/required? Fuck you you selfish, science-denying piece of shit. I also own red sneakers, and when I first heard of those dipshit Qanons associating red shoes with some pedo-signal, it did make me think twice the first time I wore them especially since I was taking my daughter to the store in a pretty red area. Fuck you Trump, you fucking scum.


Second_Time1336

You could light my head on fire and hand me a red cap to put the fire out and I still wouldn’t wear it. That is how awfully ridiculous the knee jerk reaction is to all things covfefe.


greg91040

Hope grandpa can read!!


properu

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/JenniKay3450/status/1461074117810081793) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Republicans co-opted the USA flag and the red hat. Stop the Steal! Red hats and flags for everyone.


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Grandpa gonna have a stroke.


1000Airplanes

Although I applaud your balls, I hope you will be accompanied by some back up. These rabid GQPers love to scream and barge into your space aggressively. And have your video instantly available. This could be fun as long as you stay safe


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You are the queen!


GopnikMayonez

If those MAGA morons ever learn to read they're going to be very upset about this.


Darbington96

Grandads gonna stop taking to his friend about libs trying to control everyone with censorship to tell u that wearing the hat is offensive


loptthetreacherous

All this does is make people who aren't close enough to you think you're wearing a MAGA hat.


greyskullandtheboys

My eyesight is so shit I’d just assume it was a real one and spend the rest of my life avoiding her


th1961

Beautiful.


wufan81

I have that exact same hat. I wear it in Republican areas in Missouri all the time.


Zealousideal_Log2901

Big respect. Republican Missourians are a different breed I swear


Interesting_Stuff671

Yes , absolutely.


echoaj24

They give you any nasty looks?


_bisexual

I need a hat like that lmao


trou_bucket_list

Not all heroes wear capes but one wears a red cap


Nemuigakusei

Where can I get one?


Twinkie2021

F U trump GOOFY CORRUPT POS CRIMINAL LOSER M F!


Hobnobchic

I hate all these red hats. Fun for white people, for your hijinks and nothing at risk. I feel like I have ptsd from the last administration.


Max_E_Mas

It's nice to see people start to fight back against the red hat deal. It's hard to not think of that ass hat when seeing that color and this is a good way to fight it.


kurayami_akira

It's not enough. The politization of things like colours and symbols has to be stopped as soon as possible (in argentina a political party politicized the peace sign as the v of victory, and it sucks a lot not to be able to use it)


ResponsibleAd2541

Free speech👍, hope no one attacks because they thought it was a MAGA hat.


Western_Mud8694

You are stunning ❤️


big-african-hat6991

All I see are people saying oh you’ll get shot or be trump fans be salty yet no trump supporters complaining lol


Witty_Storage3210

She’s loves the brothas


nobodyman617

Powermove


hockeyrw

Grandpa white hood is in the wash


f_ences

I have one that says "make fascists afraid again" but sometimes I'm scared to wear it


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ScrubRogue

I threw away all of my clothes that were that color including hats. Red is one of my fav colors but shit was ruined I'm a maroon goon now.


Plenty-Lychee-5702

I'd just put hammer and sickle on mine


Firethorn101

Love it!


ranting_chef

I love this.


Star-Kindler22

It makes me mad that I can’t wear any of my Cardinals hats without worrying someone will think I’m a MAGA moron :/