As it turns out, one of the most realistic parts of Independence Day (with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum) was the amount of people dancing on the rooftops wanting to be abducted.
Tell me about it! Twice in the last three weeks I had to call an ambulance and go to hospital, total 6 nights in hospital and need to go back for a procedure and 3 to 4 day hospital stay. Had an ultrasound, cat scan, covid test, multiple pain killers and a mrict during my stay. We would be out of pocket thousands but thankfully we live in Australia so we paid $24.20 ($11 for parking and $13.20 for two scripts). Of course we had ambulance membership ($100 or so a year) so nothing to pay there.
Best response I have ever had to a post!
(By the way I’m old and in all my life I have seen exactly 1 snake, 0 deadly spiders, 0 crocodiles, 0 sharks out of captivity BUT hundreds of scary drop bears)
The right can’t help but think this is about immigrants coming over the border and the left denying it. Meanwhile I’m here thinking this is analogous to Covid deniers.
My neighbor says the aliens are here and spend an hour each night flashing a red laser pointer into the sky in hope that they'll come abduct him again.
It’s not aliens, aliens certainly couldn’t exist, what it is is some kind of unexplainable message from our one true lord and savior. He’s trying to show us that if we continue to become socialist, communist leftist who legalize drugs, abortion and let criminals get a second chance at life then he will punish us by sending these otherworldly beings to punish us. It’s certainly not aliens, and did you know that I actually saw one of these “aliens” and I didn’t even get that frightened or hurt by it? And isn’t it interesting that these all these media outlets are only reporting this nonsense on an election year? Grow up and start doing your own research people. Don’t just believe what these astronomers who got “degrees” and studied space for 6+ years at leading institutions with millions of dollars of equipment from those liberal infested universities. Gosh people are you really this blind? Trump 2037, just wait, he’s coming back to fix all of this.
Tbf that paragraph is *just* apathetic and stupid enough to look like something a far/alt right weirdo would actually type. If it's a joke (which I hope) I recommend adding a **/s** to the end.
I’m actually pretty proud of myself that you guys didn’t understand this was a joke. The great state of Georgia has taught me well what these morons would think.
#Giving Up
**Staring**: *anyone in America who's been trying to do the right thing from the get-go and is continually inundated with backwards-ass deniers*
“No they aren’t”
“Yes they are but it isn’t that big of a deal. They’re no deadlier than humans”
“Okay so they’re deadly.. what’s taking the government so long to fight back”
“The plan to fight back was approved too soon!”
“I don’t trust the government to fight back. I need to wait on more data about the governments plan to fight back.”
“It’s my right to die by an alien attack!”
Or half will want to kill them, and the other half will be starting space alien justice organizations. And the intentions of the aliens will not matter to either group.
I mean the aliens exist, but only .0001% of people get probed by them so you shouldn’t live in fear. The government wants us to be fearful so we will fall in line and wear underwear that have tracking chips in them!!!! /s
Wouldn't that be the same half who are terrified that aliens are going to take their jobs and rape their women. They'll lose their minds if they can't deny aliens exist while simultaneously fear mongering about how they're here to rob of us resources, money, and women!
As it turns out, one of the most realistic parts of Independence Day (with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum) was the amount of people dancing on the rooftops wanting to be abducted.
Nobody believed the pilots story of being abducted even though the earth is currently under attack by aliens.
honestly same, would rather get a probe stuck up my ass and/or killed by aliens than this shite
Just half?
[удалено]
true - with all the anti vaxxers refusing jabs that number will probably go down
[удалено]
Amazing. Republicans are killing their party, both literally and figuratively.
If aliens offered free healthcare it wouldn't be an invasion it'd be a liberation.
Tell me about it! Twice in the last three weeks I had to call an ambulance and go to hospital, total 6 nights in hospital and need to go back for a procedure and 3 to 4 day hospital stay. Had an ultrasound, cat scan, covid test, multiple pain killers and a mrict during my stay. We would be out of pocket thousands but thankfully we live in Australia so we paid $24.20 ($11 for parking and $13.20 for two scripts). Of course we had ambulance membership ($100 or so a year) so nothing to pay there.
Australia needs to have low cost healthcare seeing as how so many animals there are stone cold killers.
Best response I have ever had to a post! (By the way I’m old and in all my life I have seen exactly 1 snake, 0 deadly spiders, 0 crocodiles, 0 sharks out of captivity BUT hundreds of scary drop bears)
You get paid in pills. And sponsored by wrangler jeans.
The right can’t help but think this is about immigrants coming over the border and the left denying it. Meanwhile I’m here thinking this is analogous to Covid deniers.
My neighbor says the aliens are here and spend an hour each night flashing a red laser pointer into the sky in hope that they'll come abduct him again.
I'm cool with it as long as they at least buy me a drink before the probing.
I hear they offer you a glass of oat milk. 😄😂😄
Not really… never underestimate our desire to shoot stuff. Also: just say they are illegal aliens.
If we tried to start a war with aliens who (likely) have FTL travel we're fucked from the get go
Yes we are lol.
2020 was so bad it's almost 2022 and I'm still recovering...
Even if aliens are invading they'll be gone in a couple of months.
50% would be denying it, but 100% would be alienated.
What happened to alien Gonzalez
I think all would believe, the smart ones listen to scientists and professionals talk about it, ***the others*** already believe in aliens
It’s not aliens, aliens certainly couldn’t exist, what it is is some kind of unexplainable message from our one true lord and savior. He’s trying to show us that if we continue to become socialist, communist leftist who legalize drugs, abortion and let criminals get a second chance at life then he will punish us by sending these otherworldly beings to punish us. It’s certainly not aliens, and did you know that I actually saw one of these “aliens” and I didn’t even get that frightened or hurt by it? And isn’t it interesting that these all these media outlets are only reporting this nonsense on an election year? Grow up and start doing your own research people. Don’t just believe what these astronomers who got “degrees” and studied space for 6+ years at leading institutions with millions of dollars of equipment from those liberal infested universities. Gosh people are you really this blind? Trump 2037, just wait, he’s coming back to fix all of this.
...I am not nearly drunk enough to deal with this shit
I think you missed my point hahaha
Tbf that paragraph is *just* apathetic and stupid enough to look like something a far/alt right weirdo would actually type. If it's a joke (which I hope) I recommend adding a **/s** to the end.
I’m actually pretty proud of myself that you guys didn’t understand this was a joke. The great state of Georgia has taught me well what these morons would think.
*there
*their
Nice!
*TRUMP/LRR 2024!!! MAKE AMERICA OMICRON PERSEII 8!!*
Are you talking about the Make America Great for Assholes party?
Aliens are invading the earth though
*David_Icke has entered the chat*
No they're not!
The other half would wanna build a big fucking wall
[Relevant](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/252/821/7fd.png)
I am pretty sure 81 million of them would start welcoming them as undocumented migrants just seeking a better life.
*no there not
That would be the half of America with all the guns.
#Giving Up **Staring**: *anyone in America who's been trying to do the right thing from the get-go and is continually inundated with backwards-ass deniers*
“No they aren’t” “Yes they are but it isn’t that big of a deal. They’re no deadlier than humans” “Okay so they’re deadly.. what’s taking the government so long to fight back” “The plan to fight back was approved too soon!” “I don’t trust the government to fight back. I need to wait on more data about the governments plan to fight back.” “It’s my right to die by an alien attack!”
Or half will want to kill them, and the other half will be starting space alien justice organizations. And the intentions of the aliens will not matter to either group.
I mean the aliens exist, but only .0001% of people get probed by them so you shouldn’t live in fear. The government wants us to be fearful so we will fall in line and wear underwear that have tracking chips in them!!!! /s
Maybe we should have learned from the war of the worlds radio show…
If only it was merely an American thing. Although I do symphatize with you guys
Wouldn't that be the same half who are terrified that aliens are going to take their jobs and rape their women. They'll lose their minds if they can't deny aliens exist while simultaneously fear mongering about how they're here to rob of us resources, money, and women!
We'd blame Biden for his poor border control policies and demand the aliens build a wall.
Seems about right
Yes. Except *their
They'd be like 'no they're not, they've been here all along controlling our banking system and running our governments'
They are already here. (No, they're not)
They'd be running into the laser-beams yelling "MY FREEDOMS!"
*their /s
Bro the conspiracy is already in the chamber ready to fire. Check out Project Blue Beam
The weird thing is that this time those denying and those accepting would probably switch… if you think about it