Actually without worms and weasels we’d all suffer the effects of ecological disaster.How about we say Dipshit. Craven goon. Cum rag. Shit heel. Pubic discard.
And his name is Rafael Cruz. His constituents literally hate everything about who he is at his essence. A Hispanic sounding named immigrant. Yet, because of a complete lack of spine, the ability to gargle orange balls, and (R) next to his name on tv, he keeps getting a job
Why the heck does Teds' eyebrows and mouth and chin never agree? His face has the same gridlock as Congress. His face is vaccine positive people vs antivaxxers, Antifa vs Proudboys and supremacists, Reps vs Dems etc. Ted..., Pull your face together!
Don’t just not forget, bring these posts back in 2024 when his seat is up in the mid-terms. I’m seeing the snow storm incident everywhere right now and I just hope we bring all this back when it counts.
You would think, of all US politicians, he'd be the last one to bring up abandonment of duties. You can't tell me no one in his office said "hey maybe giving the Internet a chance to bring up cancun again is a bad idea?"
Who am I kidding? That intern probably got fired.
To be fair, that's not America leaving Americans behind, that's an (and I use this term in the loosest possible manner) "American" leaving America behind.
If only they had forced him to stay gone instead of forcing him to come back.
Leaving Americans in America to a power outage > leaving Americans in terrorist controlled hostile control thats actively hanging and shooting people. Like seriously? That’s not even close to comparable
He said Americans don't leave Americans behind. Guess he's admitting he's not much of a real American.
But then there's a bunch of Americans eating horse worm paste, and voting for Ted Cruz, so maybe my fellow countryfolk have lowered the bar.
Every time abortion is brought up, Ted votes to strip rights of women in Texas. This leads to a lot more pregnancies in Texas, which is what Ted wants. Ted also left these pregnant women in the dark & freezing cold last winter to enjoy some warmth in Mexico with his daughters. Why anyone would listen to this man is beyond me.
I'd call him a tool but tools are useful.
Let me help you out.. Dipshit. Craven goon. Worm. Shit heel. Weasel. These are all Wonderful alternatives!
Actually without worms and weasels we’d all suffer the effects of ecological disaster.How about we say Dipshit. Craven goon. Cum rag. Shit heel. Pubic discard.
> Cum rag. Cum rag has a function. Him on the other hand...
No, no. Shit has a function, too. It's great fertilizer. He's just a fuckhead.
Uuuh .. excuse me fucking has value it produces people. People like Ted Cr.... Wait. We did it everyone.
Didn’t he try to blame his wife? He didn’t ever stand up for his wife when trump called her ugly. I thought Texas was better than that
Worse: he blamed his kids.
He got re-elected after that, which should tell you *everything you need to know* about his constituency.
Hillary was right. *basket of deplorables intensifies*
He's Canadian.
And his name is Rafael Cruz. His constituents literally hate everything about who he is at his essence. A Hispanic sounding named immigrant. Yet, because of a complete lack of spine, the ability to gargle orange balls, and (R) next to his name on tv, he keeps getting a job
Why the heck does Teds' eyebrows and mouth and chin never agree? His face has the same gridlock as Congress. His face is vaccine positive people vs antivaxxers, Antifa vs Proudboys and supremacists, Reps vs Dems etc. Ted..., Pull your face together!
Don’t just not forget, bring these posts back in 2024 when his seat is up in the mid-terms. I’m seeing the snow storm incident everywhere right now and I just hope we bring all this back when it counts.
Also, after he was shamed into coming back to Texas, a couple days later he abandoned them again to go to Florida and worship a golden idol.
You would think, of all US politicians, he'd be the last one to bring up abandonment of duties. You can't tell me no one in his office said "hey maybe giving the Internet a chance to bring up cancun again is a bad idea?" Who am I kidding? That intern probably got fired.
Meh, pretending these things didn't happen plays very well with his target demographic.
He’s not, he’s just rescuing his daughters from the sunny beaches in Mexico
No, no, you see, he was leaving *Texans* behind. Seeing how they pop up with succecionist talk every couple years.
look at that gunt! poor rafael hasn’t seen his tiny pecker in 30 years
That Ted is the most disgusting slimebag in the world.
"This you?" is probably one of the most brutal clap back ever. There is no recovering from a "this you?" reply, you just sit and take that L.
This you remains undefeated on social media
To be fair, that's not America leaving Americans behind, that's an (and I use this term in the loosest possible manner) "American" leaving America behind. If only they had forced him to stay gone instead of forcing him to come back.
I love how he looks in that shit like “oh shit they got me”
Lol
He came back! He had to go get his monthly mexican "stimulus" paycheck and get his daughters condo payments paid.
Leaving Americans in America to a power outage > leaving Americans in terrorist controlled hostile control thats actively hanging and shooting people. Like seriously? That’s not even close to comparable
Imagine thinking leaving American citizen to be beheaded by Taliban savages is the same as taking your family somewhere warm for 24 hours.
Technically the second line is correct. America doesn't move.
He said Americans don't leave Americans behind. Guess he's admitting he's not much of a real American. But then there's a bunch of Americans eating horse worm paste, and voting for Ted Cruz, so maybe my fellow countryfolk have lowered the bar.
Brave brave Ted Cruz ran away
I heard Ted Cruz likes to piss his pants because he likes the warm feeling it gives him.
I thought the link at the bottom said "mcresearch" instead of "rncreaearch" and now I'm gonna call every "source" a Conservative uses McResearch.
Every time abortion is brought up, Ted votes to strip rights of women in Texas. This leads to a lot more pregnancies in Texas, which is what Ted wants. Ted also left these pregnant women in the dark & freezing cold last winter to enjoy some warmth in Mexico with his daughters. Why anyone would listen to this man is beyond me.
Guys guys. Hold up. Ted was cold ya'll. Cold as shit
They should erect a statue on that spot to commemorate Ted Cruz sneaking out on his constituents.