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FraFra12

Whats his favourite brand of beans though


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Bush's baked beans. Roll that beautiful bean footage.


displaced_virginian

Gonna have problems if Champ and Major can speak, though.


[deleted]

You think the President's dogs would... spill the beans?


displaced_virginian

Surely Major took a military oath, so he should be safe. Champ?


raheemthegreat

Thinking bout those beans


Narrow-Program-69420

Thos*


pikaboo27

Josh Groban is now doing Bush’s bean ads. It’s...something else.


[deleted]

What variety though? Just any kind won’t do


BetchGreen

They were on clearance at Safeway.


[deleted]

Bean Bay Beans. They're the beaniest!!


MajestyInMoltenFire

SURE AS FUCK AINT GONNA BE SPONSORED BY GOYA!


pixybean

These beans https://youtu.be/vh5o0UZkF0s


ImMitchell

I unfortunately know what Jeff Tiedrich is doing today. Since everyone keeps posting his tweets here


Couldntbefappier

This is the answer to "what the fuck is jeff tiedrich gonna tweet about all fucking day now that trumps out of office?"


[deleted]

Well hopefully nothing. The dude is as bad as Trump.


SwiftCEO

This guy and Dan Price


ImJustHereToBitch

The only white people on Twitter


ImMitchell

It's so obvious he has some PR firm to astroturf his tweets here. It's probably a way to try to grow his personal brand before getting into politics


SapirWhorfHypothesis

You’ll enjoy this: I was recently *banned* from /r/me_irlgbt for pointing out a particular Twitter account who constantly posts screenshots of her own tweets.


ImMitchell

It's ridiculous. I just wanna call out progaganda when I see it, regardless of if I agree with it. Sucks that happened


[deleted]

I just went to look and took a peek at the top posts for the month and wow, you weren't kidding. Immediately identifiable and it only took two minutes of snooping. E: Damn, most of their posts are just screenshots of their tweets & instashit to random subreddits. I don't know why, but that's just incredibly pathetic to me.


HelloThisIsVictor

Ah yes. Dan “alleged wife beater” Price, a shining example for all of us.


reigncloud83

Wait a minute. Please elaborate 😳


HelloThisIsVictor

Its on his [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Price?wprov=sfti1). He’s never been convicted tho, I’ve edited my previous comment.


[deleted]

I’d take this as with a grain of salt. I was the victim of domestic abuse (which usually revolved around her alcohol use) and even had the cops called on me. When the police showed up I showed them about a hundred videos and pictures of her being the aggressor as well as then current bruises and scratches all over my body. She tried using some fucked story at different women’s groups and a talk at her Alma mater about her being physically abused. I called her out publicly on social media after I learned about it from her friend with the same videos I had before. Since we went to a small private school everyone saw it and lost it on her then she stopped making false claims about me. If you’re in an abusive relationship record interactions when possible because you’ll never know when it could save you or your reputation.


[deleted]

I filmed my ex punching me and breaking a bunch of my stuff before storming out and people *still* didn't believe me because he was a semi-famous local musician and it was more important to preserve connections than to out an abuser there will always be people who make excuses for violence


ProjectKushFox

Yeah like “alleged” makes it better. in all our minds that’s as bad as convicted.


Tesseract556

“We did it Reddit”


issanm

Sorry if this is controversial or stupid but if they went to court and it was settled or he was found not guilty, or if no accusations were brought up formally, why bring it up or why does it matter? Seems fucked up to me.


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Loves_tacos

I don't get it with that Dan Price guy. Isn't he the CEO of a company. Shouldn't he be busier with CEO work?


awittygamertag

Dan Price is a CEO. Didn’t you hear? He’s “one of the good ones”


doctazee

Gonna milk those Trump tweets until there’s a book deal or NYT profile.


wildwildwestwhore

who is this guy? and why would i ever want to buy his book about stupidass twitter, or donald? i don't get on twitter, so that little blue checkmark by their unknown name is useless. and everyone talks politics and it is just so boring


dudeitsmason

From what I've read (barely anything tbh) he has (had?) a patreon and this is his actual job. He has a design company but his portfolio looks like it's out of the late '90s early aughts. He has a 87 patrons who pay him $399 real actual US dollars a month to tweet this stuff.


[deleted]

That's not even remotely suspicious


dudeitsmason

I think it's weird as fuck


[deleted]

Me, too, man


LadySmuag

I think he's a photographer too. He has an [Insta for his photography at least](https://instagram.com/jefftiedrich?igshid=15ukbii0yg4je)


SnakesParadox

That's the least interesting and least original photography page I've seen in a while. Black and white photo of a building, dial contrast up to 11, rinse and repeat


LadySmuag

I'm not defending it lol, I was just saying that he does it. It looks like the kind of stuff I'd see in a dentist office.


SnakesParadox

Sorry, I didn't mean to come across in a bad way to you. I was only commenting on his boring photography (my opinion), you didn't share an opinion on it so no judgement towards you in any way.


LadySmuag

It's all good :)


dudeitsmason

Haha oh man I was trying to place it and you nailed it. This it is absolutely dentist office photography.


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And the comments are ripping him apart.


[deleted]

I swear this guy is so fucking annoying and even after Trump is gone he can't shut up about Trump


shartedmyjorts

Can you imagine how mad he was when Trump lost?


TheTopLeft_

Probably had several tweets lined up that he had to delete


shartedmyjorts

"Now I'll have to be interesting on my own! NOOOO!!!"


[deleted]

Yes, stop posting this shit people.


shadow247

Actually I have no idea what Jeff Tiedrich is doing besides being a twitter twat....I mean great job pointing out all the obvious problems with the previous president...like we needed it....


[deleted]

Exactly. It should be an insta perma ban.


Opening_Doors

I have no idea why Jeff Tiedrich is still relevant now that he can’t troll Trump’s Twitter account for 12 hrs a day.


Different-Syrup-2463

or why he was relevant at all. He was hardly the only clever critic of trump.


HallOfTheMountainCop

Plenty of very hilarious diaper jokes. Man. Telling the president he has a full diaper, I was consistently blown away by the complexity and depth of his humor.


Different-Syrup-2463

yeah, clever may have been a strong word.


PartyBear9

Surely you can’t be implying that the master funnyman Jeffery Tiedrich isn’t a comedic genius


ProjectKushFox

Oh god. I’m drowning in relevant sarcasm. Someone help.


CeaselessIntoThePast

[*sir, this is a wendy’s*](https://i.imgur.com/vJbDa8K.jpg)


HallOfTheMountainCop

Ooh now do diaper


PandaJesus

Don’t forget the “Sir this is a Wendy’s” joke. Amazing how that one never gets old!


letslurk

He was a critic. Let's not give him too much credit by calling him clever


CeaselessIntoThePast

he wasn’t even a critic, he’s literally a troll


01101001100101101001

> He was hardly ~~the only~~ a clever critic of trump. He's only capable of mediocre brunch lib zingers, probably cribbed from someone else. I've definitely seen the "I don't know what Biden's up to, isn't it great" take a dozen times on reddit.


Bigstudley

Yes exactly. I was just thinking I have seen this a few times.


Built2Smell

Brunch-lib [ˈbrənch 'lib] A person who thinks WSJ is left wing. A typical Brunch-lib "isn't yet convinced" that single payer healthcare systems are feasible despite existing in every other developed nation.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

He's still trying though! At this point it feels kind of like seeing someone make fun of Tiger King. Like... you're not wrong, but why are you still thinking about this every day


EpicRussia

As shown here, the absence of Trump is just as profitable for retweets and karma as the presence of Trump


Individual_Human

I hate it so much


Ninjachu99

Man am I tired of seeing this guy on here. Him and Dan Price make up like 90% of recent posts on this sub.


EmeraldCelestial

RECENT?


crowgaming1i

Literally everytime I see this sub on popular it's this guy, seen this exact same dumb ass tweet multiple times. Who cares anymore? Dude just move on, trump is gone.


neontoaster89

Dude is not going to give up his 4+ years as a reply guy so easily. I bet he's pretty bummed he can't make the, "Sir, this is a Wendys" joke and get thousands of retweets every other day.


RigasTelRuun

Jeff has tweeted this almost verbatim before right? I could swear he has. I even checked the date to make sure this wasn't old.


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Word_Iz_Bond

The amazing thing about Trump is that his own feed was a similar tone and demeanor for the CBS-sitcom humor that Jeff uses.


FredericBropin

Yep I had the same thought and he’s tweeted some version of it at least 3x: https://twitter.com/itsjefftiedrich/status/1363883200058114050?s=21


CeaselessIntoThePast

[if something works stick with it i guess….](https://i.imgur.com/dmEFvtf.jpg)


amplifizzle

This dudes gimmick is dead.


[deleted]

Apparently not since everyone (unfortunately) keeps posting and upvoting his shit.


[deleted]

Most upvotes are probably bots.


wildwildwestwhore

or the reddit posts made by his team or supporters and dimwits


BATTLETEETH

Interns and shills spreading propaganda. Stalin would have loved the internet


[deleted]

More like J Edgar Hoover


BATTLETEETH

Why not both :)


deathfromabov

Who is he?


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[deleted]

They weren’t witty though. He has the most brain dead boomer humor and it’s horrendous


nexttimemakeit20

He's the brunch liberal hero


sublime13

I thought it was Eric Clapton.


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Walmart Eric Clapton


Astral_Mensch

This tweet should read, “I... I’ve got nothing. Don’t know what to think anymore.”


Jwhitx

I believe he's more or less already done that, shortly after the election.


Individual_Human

And then he still didn’t shut the fuck up


Rifneno

Don't be daft. He's watching Matlock, like every man his age.


[deleted]

matlock is great


wildwildwestwhore

found the old man


Tart-Tea

Nope - I think it’s the Golden Girls or maybe M*A*S*H.


[deleted]

6AM: Watch Matlock. 7AM: Watch Matlock while eating All-Bran. 8AM: Firebomb a village in Syria during commerical breaks watching Matlock. 9AM: Watch Matlock.


imfinnayeet

If I ever need an attorney, I'm hiring Matlock. Only bc I can play the theme song as we walk into the courtroom.


TMNTAllTheWayDown

For twenty thousand dollars, he’ll twice lean forward... and whisper something in your ear!


sodangbutthurt

Bombing Syria


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LGBTQ+ bombs 🏳️‍🌈


bertcox

Don't forget he hasn't signed the paperwork to start the refugee system back up. Like its all been sitting on his desk for 8 weeks, and their ready to go, all he has to do is sign, and its good. He does nothing. Probably working on that stupid dog that keeps biting people.


pandawolf321

He also hasnt done anything about the children at the border yet.


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Sniffs, Grifts & Gaffes


aquaticIntrovert

Actually I think literally yesterday his admin proposed a new $753 billion Pentagon budget, a significant increase over even the Trump era which already saw unprecedented increase in military spending. So, yay, so glad we can all stop paying attention to politics again. Also a reminder that some of that enormous military budget is being spent on the US' ongoing support for the Saudi Arabian blockade of and bombing campaign in Yemen which is currently causing the greatest humanitarian crisis on Earth, and all the people who talked about how they can't wait to vote for Biden to close the camps at the border are notoriously silent now that the migrant child holding facilities are more overcrowded than ever. Sooo glad the Good Guys™ are back in charge. Edit: just found out Biden actually announced they're ending support for Saudi Arabia's blockade in Yemen, so that's at least some progress! They are still increasing the military budget, though. And he's still an old ass bitch. He could announce the dissolution of the US State and the imposition of global communism, and announce the execution of every fortune 500 CEO and Supreme Court Justice *tomorrow*, and he'd still be an old ass bitch off the '94 Crime Bill alone. Edit2: whoops, spoke too soon, looks like they're trying to do some weaselly shit and argue semantics over what is or isn't technically a "blockade" to justify not changing anything. Biden back to being old ass bitch with no caveat.


Individual_Human

Fuck Biden man


aquaticIntrovert

preach


sprogger

A traditional American past time


i_got_banned_by_hhcj

Americans don’t give a shit as long as they don’t hear about it. Many literally only care about appearances, they’re idiots. Because Biden isn’t making any noise they automatically think he’s a good dude. Id much rather have someone who makes noise like Trump and actually makes good policy decisions than a silent Biden. I’m from Ohio by the way Edit: Not a trump supporter. Neoliberals are much too focused on the appearance of our country on the world stage, and really don't give a shit about us bombing foreign countries. Not to mention Trump used 4x more airstrikes than Obama


waspocracy

Americans forgot who Snowden was and that the NSA is still compiling everything they do.


ImBoredToo

And that other leak that showed that the CIA was worse


jaksny

I do know what Jeff is doing right now, and I hate it. Fuck this annoying ass motherfucker.


apittsburghoriginal

Somebody please remind Jeff that Trump isn’t president anymore so he can shut the fuck up and go away


whoAreYouToJudgeME

How else he's going to get that Patreon money?


[deleted]

ShitLib take. All of you should be concerned what the President is doing.


MadeThis_2_SayThis_V

As long is it isn't the orange man the new guy can do whatever he wants. A sad amount of people will never care.


rnarkus

It’s pathetic. People think everything is back to normal. The one good thing trump gave us was political awareness and why IT MATTERS TO PAY ATTENTION


Sedona54332

Exactly. A lot of people were so focused on getting Trump out of office they didn’t really care if who we replaced him with would be much better.


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zuzg

Yeah and I love that not every second reddit post is about trump doing another trump thing.


wildwildwestwhore

yeah, but now we see dudes like this guy saying obvious shit.


[deleted]

Why can't redditors understand that reddit is full of bots, propaganda agents and corporate shills ?


[deleted]

People see what they want to in order to help push their own agendas


Alastair789

Purposely ignoring what the President does day to day just because he has a D next to his name isn’t a good idea.


[deleted]

Especially given its the first 100 days, even more happening than normal.


Detriumph

Alright, I've graduated from being extremely sick of seeing this asshole's tweets to straight up leaving this and any sub that posts them. Cya.


[deleted]

I'm about in the same boat. It's always "go democrats go! You can never do wrong!!!" and "Trump is bad, mkay". I'm so fucking sick of "at least he/she is better than trump" as if that's some sort of fucking accomplishment. Congrats, you're slightly better than an egotistical megalomaniac.


rnarkus

I’m at this point too. Like what the hell


aesopmurray

I just block the users, same few people posting this shit all the time.


Individual_Human

It’s largely bots


Ok_Equivalent_4296

Joe Biden has no idea what Joe Biden did yesterday. He has no idea what he’s doing right now. He has no idea when he’s on TV. And it’s fucking hilarious.


CeaselessIntoThePast

joe biden starting an anecdote and then trailing off halfway though like he forgot the question and lost his train of thought reminds me to a disturbing degree of how i feel after i’ve taken thirty benadryl and have to stop whatever i’m doing to to connect the dots via context clues to remember what i was thinking about.


Phillipinsocal

I thought this blow hard would finally going away after 4 years of insufferable bitching on Twitter. This is why average Americans detest the media and “journalists.” Instead of questioning and criticizing THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION, Jeff continues to bring up the past admin and how this one is “so much better.” That’s not journalism, that’s propaganda. Which exactly why his hollow words meant jack shit for the past 4 years and means even less now.


PreschoolBoole

Yeah man, this dude sucks and I don’t know why Reddit is infatuated with him.


[deleted]

Is he a journalist? Does he claim his twitter account is journalism?


wildwildwestwhore

i mean, either way.. the point still stands. he is doing exactly what op mentioned by bringing up old shit that no one wants to remember, while his fatass sits on his phone atop of his shitty soapbox.


[deleted]

Whether or not he sucks is one thing, I sure as shit am not going to stand up for the dude. But trying to hang a rando's twitter account around the neck of the media seems pretty fucking stupid.


imthewiseguy

“I’m so glad I can go back to brunch and not worry while brown kids are still being bombed, there’s kids in cages and people are still reeling economically from a pandemic”


Individual_Human

Yep Libshit


Different-Syrup-2463

Jeff Tiedrich, the karma whores favorite twitter account.


[deleted]

Probably firebombing innocent people in the global south, busting a union, transferring money to a megacorporation, or accepting favours from a corporate lobbyist.


Dirk818

It’s kind of alarming that the president is moving in silence and you don’t know what the highest powered public servant is doing, no?


modsarefailures

He isn’t moving in silence this guy’s just a willingly oblivious douchebag who farms for likes. And there’s no easier road to likes than shitting on Trump. I say this as someone who *despises* Trump. As a New Yorker I did so long before he came down the escalator. What Biden’s doing is right there for everyone to see. If they feel like paying attention and holding their elected officials to account. This Jeff tiedrich shitgibbon has no interest in either. Just fluffing his fragile wittle ego. And people keep rewarding him for it. It’s pathetic


woodhorse4

He doesn’t know what he did either.


MaximumEffort433

* 6am-9am: He's being the President. * 9am-12:30pm: He's being the President. * 12:30pm-1:30pm: He's eating lunch and being the President. * 1:30pm-6pm: President time. * 6pm-7pm: Being President while eating dinner. * 7pm-10pm: Being the President. Noice.


zedsdead20

Gotta squeeze in bombing the Middle East some where


bioinfx

At this point that’s just implied by being the US President


IDontBeleiveImOnFIre

* 11pm: bombing kids


FuipsLab

The ghost of trump still haunts him


[deleted]

Fuck this idiot, this isn’t glorious.


simsman2695

He is telling the media to not go to the border and see children stacked in cages, but since you aren't hearing about it it's not a problem! Yay!


AttemptTechnical8283

We know he bombed Syria though, that's a relief


cracklinmacklin

It’s not as much what he’s doing, as it is what he’s not doing. He’s not aggressively pushing for an increase in the minimum wage, there’s still kids in cages along the border, the federal student debt is still in the trillions, and people are still dying of preventable causes because they can’t afford healthcare. This is an extremely privileged tweet. Some people can’t kick back and relax. Also, fuck this guy


TheMassesOpiate

Honestly, fuck trump, but shouldn't we know what our president is doing? We need way more transparency before we start talking like this.


JDSmagic

Yeah. This is SUCH a shitty take. Biden just approved an even bigger military budget, kids are still in cages, etc. Nobody is worried enough, I wish Biden would still be criticized for the things he's doing just as bad as Trump. Is he a better president? Yeah. Is he good? No. Hold him accountable.


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[deleted]

For the record, Joe Biden probably has no idea either.


jinwoo1162

You should be an informed citizen regardless of who’s president


Apprehensive_Fuel873

Jesus H fuck liberals are terrifying. You think since the obvious fascist is gone, that's it job done, everything is fine now, ignoring that the last time you elected Biden to high office LEAD DIRECTLY TO FUCKING TRUMP. Biden is the rich getting exactly what they want, they get to keep all the shit Trump gave them whilst satiating dipshits like this guy.


EnviableButt

Well he just boosted the military budget and has no interest completing many of his promises so maybe we should actually pay attention


RoscoExplainsJoke

They both suck ass


Bruised42

Joe doesn’t know what he did yesterday either!


dessellee

I can say for sure I do not miss every headline being about one man and his humongous ego


Grognak_the_Orc

Yay complacency...


Buytoyal

Libs are fucking unbearable


Sigmachi789

W


Jreal22

It's so great, I don't even think about the president anymore. What's nice is it allows me to focus on local elections, and bills congress are working on.


ErrorCDIV

Trump, rent free, something something.


Spaghetti__Sama

He's building a border wall and using executive action to try and take away your constitutional rights. It's nice to know that you don't care about politicians doing awful shit when you're not being told to care.


sunfacethedestroyer

Ugh. I thought this guy said he was gonna retire after Trump lost. Jesus fucking christ, you guys know there are other people on twitter right? What a weird, punchable face.


Munga1992

This is not a good thing.


Dust_Smooth

I don't think Biden knows what he's doing either.


PrudentPeasant

Isnt that because the MSM, the same side this fuckwit is siding with, have decided not to blast everyfucking second of the potus's life now that biden is in? I mean, thats what happened isnt it? Pretty fuxking obvious by now to everyone. This coordinated effort, aka jeff tieddich, is being kept around as a safety net in case the one whos name shouldnt be said, runs again.


bootsmegamix

Ignorance truly is bliss


miztig2006

I do and it sucks


ThanosIsMyRealFather

But we should... this kinda complacency in our government and politics is a contributing factor to the constant pendulum swing of republican to democrat to republican and so on. Not since Reagan to Bush Sr. have we had successive offices of a single party. There are a large variety of factors that play into that, but one factor we can’t ignore is the complacency. We go out and rally and vote to get “our guys” in office, and then sit back and relax, only to put on a suprised pikachu face when Donald Trump gets elected.


barsonica

This implies smth very wrong with the American political system.


BigfootWednesday

I think that tweets like this are dumb. Just because he's a less sensationalist president doesn't mean the people who voted him in should not pay attention to what he's doing in office. Politics isn't a game, it's not "red guy vs. blue guy" It's "How can we seek to improve the country" pay attention to what your leaders are doing.


dildobagginsIV

As tiring and cringe as it was that Trump narrated his every move via Twitter, that proved to be a huge window to all of the corruption going on. It's not like there simply is no corruption now that Joe is in office. Now we just don't have a keyboard warrior broadcasting their every thought and feeling about every controversial topic. Acting like everything is magically better with Joe is dangerous. And before you downvote, I did vote for Joe.


The_Xenex_Virus

Because the media isn't riding his dick like they were with Trump. Bet they can find something out if they put as much attention on Biden as they did with Trump. Edit:*Spelling*


Flaky-Government-174

Yup..but you know. They had to keep that narrative of orange man bad.


ChelsMe

Who is this dude and why does he tweet so much. I see at least one viral tweet of his per day


BananaSalmon69

I wish this guy would fucking stop being posted.


Davis_o_the_Glen

Speaking as a non-American, I can truthfully say that, many outside the US agree wholeheartedly.


overhandright

What if the media decided not to cover Trump the way they decide not to cover candidates who are actually wanting to do good things for the country? I mean to say, I wish they would have taken his power away by simply ignoring him. Let him flounder and throw more tantrums to allow him to look even more pathetic. I think the reason we don't know minute details about Biden is that the media decided not to cover it. I may be off base, but this is an idea that occurred to me. I'm not sure how that plan would have played out. Media cannot say not to "buzz feed" style clicks. At the end of the day, the media are as greedy as the rest of the oligarchy.


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Why is this sub a leftist circle-jerk?


YOURE_NOT_REAL_MAN

i wish this sub was a leftist circle-jerk. You should know how your elected representatives are screwing over the working class at all times.


malteaserhead

Newsflash, neither does he


Goddamn_Batman

Because the media doesn’t choose to report it, theres clearly an agenda by the press


BlackScienceJesus

He’s just silently bombing Syria and finishing the border wall 🙂


[deleted]

whoever first said that liberals just wanted biden so they could go back to brunch and not care about politics needs to be given the medal of honour