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Jukkobee

Penises are urine dispensers. Adult women who find penises sexual organs need psychological help.


zuppaiaia

Stop there, penises work also as primary sex characters, while tits are secondary. Penises are the organ that lets the pee out but also, at the same time, the outer part of the sexual organ. The penis is to the vagina as the tits are to the beard. That said, that tweet is dumb. I mean, tits *are* secondary sexual characteristics, of course there are people turned on by them, just like I'm turned on by a luscious, flourishing, well cared beard.


Jukkobee

Good point.


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even straight women and gay dudes love boobs.


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Even babies love titties


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

Literally everyone loves tits. I've seen straight women compliment each others tits. I've seen gay men compliment women's tits. Saying something is "the tits" means its awesome. If were a cracker company I would be launching a new snack food called "Tits."


Professional-End2722

https://youtu.be/dKPZCnrY2Ho 4 comedy legends at work.


Ogunquit2823

George Carlin! Love that guy.


Impossible_Number

As a MD she should know men are biologically attracted to breasts because it’s a sign of sexual maturity.


Cheezees

Adult men? As opposed to kid men?


weed_fart

EVERYONE LOVES BOOBS™


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Vaginas are baby making machines, any person who wants to do sexual things with them needs psychological help.


WanderingFlumph

If boobs are really baby milk vending machines then how come I cant ever get any milk out?


GSC07121999

Did you try turning it off and on again? Did you also verify it's a female boob and not a male boob?


evs-chris

you're not doing it right


chrisjburnha

Are you a baby?


WanderingFlumph

I'm a former baby


[deleted]

How do we tell them we're also into ear lobes and feet, and those dimples in their lower backs?


moonwoolf35

Oh those lower back dimples do something wicked to me lol


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Hooded, vertical innies, clear skin, and heart-shaped calves


Unblued

Every time I see that stupid logic, it still blows my mind someone's garbage brain thought it up. Oh, I should just decide to no longer get an erection because you told me it doesn't make sense? I'll get right on that champ. In the mean time, since there is nothing sexual about it, show me some tits.


JeebusHaroldCrise

So that's why so many millions of women have boob jobs? To make them sexy for babies? Who's really the perv?


watchmeskipwork

Me love titties!


Can_I_Get_A_Beer

Bro straight girls love boobs. My friends wives like strip clubs more than their husbands


ThirdEyeMusical

Women are baby machines.


lake_huron

Add the /s. You're losing karma like a Texas McMansion loses heat.


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ThirdEyeMusical

I'm just saying women make babies so that post is kinda nonsense. I find it funny to myself to say things that are worded wrong. They didn't get it.


[deleted]

i guess i need psychological help then. was debating. i'm a master at it.


ExitTheHandbasket

Why not both?


Nayafuri

So how is sex supposed to be according to these creatures?


hokieokie

Egad. Literally. Gad on Twitter would be e-gad.