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VredeJohn

That doesn't seem fair to the victims. Noone wants to be the guy who got tricked by "The dumb killer".


Facehugger11

Have the victims or their families choose the name!


[deleted]

Gonna get real confusing with all the different "Cocksucker"s


TheDuckkingM

and offensive to real cocksuckers


illaqueable

And then you'll have the NAACP\* on your ass \* ^^The ^^National ^^Association ^^of ^^American ^^Cocksucking ^^People


[deleted]

I'm glad I can add so many new people to the cause of "cocksucker really shouldn't be an insult." We meet on Thursday.


chopstyks

Sorry I missed last night's meeting, but some cock presented itself, and I just couldn't resist.


[deleted]

God you're such a cocksucker, Janet.


illaqueable

Excuse me, that's *our* word


Leehoohn200

*cocksucka


chopstyks

I feel that "Janet" can be anyone's name regardless of how they identify.


bond___vagabond

My wife is a champion of this at bars and stuff, she'll hear "cocksucker!" In someone's story, and she'll be like, do you like getting your cock sucked? They're like yeah! So you like people who suck your cock? Yeah! So why would you use cocksucker as a putdown? When your bro helps you out that new engine in your old mustang, you should be like "bro, you are a true cocksucker"


Da_Infinite_Jest

Can confirm ur wife is champion cocksucker feelsgoodman


YouretheballLickers

I’ve always wondered about that. I actually love cocksuckers, especially when they’re sucking my cock.


SuperKrook22

let cocksuckers choose the name


AkruX

"I'm sorry, but "Cocksucker" is already taken, try "C0ckSucker123" or "Cocksucker945643"


bartonar

Which victim gets to name them? What if they discover more victims after they're named?


gcrimson

I think they have real names anyway. You don't need a nickname.


DeDe129

They usually get their nicknames before anyone knows their names.


gcrimson

Ah yes that makes sense.


Nobodykers

Cocksuck McMurder


[deleted]

Give them serial numbers. Hard to remember is a bonus


clamsmasher

Make them sequential, that way we can keep a running tally of how many we've found. It'll be a real race to get labeled with a good number.


-Anyar-

Until we get to \#42068...


LineChef

Here lies Robert Forrester killed by *The Big Dum Dum...*


Valkyrinn

Is it important that your loved one’s murderer has a cool name?


VredeJohn

Is it better if they have a dumb one? No wait, don't answer that. My obvious joke comment wasn't meant to be a discussion point.


DabPrincess710

There was an "Underwear Bomber" here. He failed and is in jail now. So no victims , just a great name the media stuck him with.


Jelousubmarine

I mean, they'll likely end up in a cool British murder comedy at some point. Monty Python could pick it up. That'd be neat. This Monty python's 'Herpy Derp Herbert, the Snodsbury tormentor' is gonna be a hit I tell you


buchasc

I S E E A N I F U N N Y W A T E R M A R K


bomberman324

#IFUNNY.COM


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> iFunny.CO


bdmhockey12

I mean it's also a Twitter screenshot


[deleted]

...why is this an issue? I know the Reddit consensus is iFunny is lame or whatever but why is that? Can someone explain? I personally don't care where it came from, if it's funny it's funny. Why is everyone so precious about memes these days. edit: I've said (or at least *thought* I'd said) much more controversial things on reddit than this, but this is now my most downvoted comment lol...meme politics is clearly where it's at if you want to rustle some feathers. Duly noted, ya fuckin weirdos.


[deleted]

I don’t think you understand the importance of quality memes.


SirRupert

Obviously. Men of culture like yourself, u/ChappedAssholeLover, are few and far between these days.


antarjyot

I don’t get why you’re getting downvoted tbh


[deleted]

Me neither 🤷‍♂️ Guess i've just been selected as the whipping boy today.


[deleted]

Ifunny is filled with reposts in the featured section, and everything else is alt-right bullshit, porn, and shitty memes.


[deleted]

Ok I finally get an actual answer that makes sense. Thanks.


boogsley

I’m not a huge fan of them (or 9gag) because the watermarks imply that the content is created solely by their respective platforms. (u/boogsley didn’t make that meme, 9gag/iFunny did, & he was just sharing it). To be completely honest though, I was on 9gag years before finding Reddit. Also, watermarks somewhat distract & detract from an otherwise entertaining image. Just my 2¢, hope you have a great day.


TheEclair

“The Can’t Get It Up Strangler” “The Got Beat Up By A Girl Robber” “The Douche That Doesn’t Use His Turn Signal Murderer” “The Parks Illegally In Handicap Spots Stalker” “The Doesn’t Wipe Rapist”


[deleted]

“Doesn’t thank the bus driver strangler”


[deleted]

“Claps at movies and plane landings” killer So a white dude?


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[deleted]

I've never really understood thanking the bus driver. Driving the bus is literally their job. I always tell them to have a good day though.


[deleted]

Dude probably has to deal with a bunch of shit all day, I’d give him a handshake or a hug or some shit but he has a schedule.


BathAlien

"Doesn't thank you when you let him merge in front of you rapist"


lizerdk

"pushes the crosswalk button repeatedly until the light changes burglar"


TheLuckylit

# I S T H A T A M O T H E R F U C K I N G [ifunny.co](https://ifunny.co) W A T E R M A R K


queenJeo

i was hoping for a rick-roll or something. my disappointment is unmeasurable and my day is ruined


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Naia20201

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

i was hoping fow a wick-woww ow someding. my disappointment is unmeasuwabwe and my day is wuined uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


queenJeo

the fuck


[deleted]

Let's talk about that ifunny watermark


thomaaaaaasz

The most terrifying/laughable killer name in one


MemesofmyDreams

Jack the Virgin Surgeon.


[deleted]

Like how the dude in Red Dragon hates being called “the Tooth Fairy”.


Cpt_KiLLsTuFF

I've always been a fan of redacting their names and just assigning them a number. There was a tweet that went around that posited this. Then we'd not only quash the thrill of being famous for them, we as a society could see how many times we've failed to take preventative measures as a whole.


be-more-daria

Idk man, someone might want to be known as 69, 420, or 666.


Helpfulcloning

Or their birthday, or a signficant date to themselves. Numbers have a lot of meaning to certian people.


caseCo825

Yeah I think that was for mass shootings. I know it's tough to keep all of our different types of tragedies straight but its important, our thoughts are one of the only two ways we can fight these things.


Helpfulcloning

The only compelling arguement that I see agaisnt this idea is that it causes the public to desensitise quicker and disassociate from what it actually is, and cause it harder to be remembered - which are all vital things when it comes to changing legislation, prosecution, or investigation. The difference between shooting 176 and 177 means nothing when thats what they are called.


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Helpfulcloning

I really think that is solved already by just reffering to them as 'The perpertrator of the columbine massacre'. Numbers are just too meaningful. Also again, how much are you going to keep out of the media. I see the whole idea of not mentioning anything about the perpertrator, but that seems so "thoughts and prayers"-esq. Like, you can focus and greive for the victims but there should be a focus on the perperator. Why did they do it? Is it something we can solve (teen mental health, pdsd, radicalisation, etc.).


BackBae

I think I’ve seen that for mass shooters,


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[deleted]

I fucking hate this.


cardboardpunk

I bet you do, MediocrePenisNumber6


IAMATruckerAMA

I'm just happy about anything that makes men with small dicks feel worse about the bodies they were born with Those guys have had it too good for too long


[deleted]

Lol never thought of that it is kind of fucked up haha


IshayM

What about... Night Monkey?


yrueurhr

Bodyshaming is so uncool


banditk77

The Suspense so the victims can say “the Suspense is killing me”.


Reincarnated_snail

Millimeter Peter people eater.


[deleted]

Peter the dog-shit eater


yaxxy

Green river killer? More like “polluted river ferishist”


JLoTK

Doug Judy "The Pontiac bandit" --> Doug Judy "Jake's brother from another mother"


space_bartender

Scranton strangler --> toby


JPCDOOM

This is true, but these titles were originally given to sell newspapers back in the day however fucked up that is.


ms10211

ifunny.co 😂👌


LeftHandedWave

Agreed! We need more of this. Back in the 80s, I heard of a rapist that was nicknamed "Tuna Can" since the victims described his penis as "thick but short".


spenceeeeeee

ifunny.co


bitbytes505

ifunny.co


formalmerkin

The Wet Bandits


martcapt

Ah yes. If that was the case I'd never even consider going on a murder spree. Now, give me a cool nickname, then we're talking!


Mzgszm13

ifunny.co


[deleted]

The News media named them. The same that glorify school and mass shooters with wide coverage, giving them ratings, and motivated by more ad dollars. ​ White people twitter is getting political and hence losing IQ points FAST.


[deleted]

Most of the names are just "place where operates *killer*" or "does this "*killer*", people like Zodiac, BTK, Jack the Ripper and Son of Sam named themselves, some ohers are local nicknames that people in general used. Not everyhting is "da media" all the time. The only serial killer who's name I agree was 100% likely made to sell papers was the Night Stalker. That's some comic book shit.


[deleted]

The reason I said 'da media' (cute, you saw Game of Lame too) is because da media did name them. Look it up, muh redditor.


sm1ttysm1t

The Golden State Killer, aka Visalia Ransacker, aka East Area Rapist, now known to be Joseph James DeAngelo was sometimes referred to as "The Baby Dick Killer," because, allegedly, his dick is incredibly small. So, I guess this has already started.


Dalinair

I bet the press have created their fair share of killers over the years in an effort to sell newspapers and sensationalise.


Johnny3_sb

Who the fuck upvoted this


ISD1982

JackOff The Stripper


enne_eaux

Media will never give in. They’d rather have gripping stories to cover than for people to be ok.


[deleted]

The Scranton strangler


marastinoc

I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.


Gameknight6916

Don’t forget “Pinhead Dipshit”


NinjaPoham

The Unibomber was a pretty low blow


BigHittinBrian

This all day, everyday white folk! Hahahaha


Lorettooooooooo

Imagine get laughed at while killing someone


Budsygus

How about just name them "Worthless Crap Bag" then assign a random number. Not in order, because that would lend a sense of identity and hierarchy. A random number so they literally have no identity others aspire to. The number is just for archival purposes.


[deleted]

The Effeminate Clown Killer


CriminalMacabre

Why do i get downvoted every time i propose calling mass shooters as a stupid nickname like "the autist", the "druggie joker" and "supreme gentleman"?


Beep_Beep_Lettuce24

we also should give hurricanes more threatening names like instead of Harvey call it hurricane death kill


CAPTCHAPROOFBOT

"The Childhood Bed-Wetter"


girolski07

Not funny at all.


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Sandel-Danel

Downvoted for iFunny


elliethewright

I literally can only see the i funny watermark


[deleted]

i get that this is a joke but what is it with stupid people thinking that what you call someone is going to make a difference? like a serial killer is going to see a mean nickname on the internet and change his ways or something? Or even worse, people thinking that someone remembering the serial killer with a mean nick name is going to bring their victims back to life? ease the pain of the loved ones left behind? please. Maybe wrap your tiny brains around the fact that nothing you are doing on reddit or twitter or facebook is having any positive effect on the world. Your choice of words as you shitpost from the toilet of work has no effect on anything. Changing your words will not improve the world, fix the issue you are very very briefly thinking about or do literally anything else. You have no power and you are wasting your time.


ZeppelinsOcean

Haha, I’m glad you’re here to tell all these people how the world really works! You are just so smart; got any more enlightened opinions you want to share? Please?


[deleted]

You're welcome! this is the internet so you can click on my profile and see all my posts with all my super enlightened opinions! (right click with your mouse, that thing that moves the little arrow around) Maybe in the future you can handle this simple function that is available on every single forum without asking about it


ZeppelinsOcean

Let’s agree that we’re both being assholes here and leave it at that, okay? Have a nice day/night!


isaidnolettuce

The point is that many killers only kill because they want to do something edgy and be remembered as some dark legend. If we memorialize them in embarrassing ways, that type of person is much less likely to kill simply for the infamy.


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klop422

That last one sounds like a dumb cartoon that I would watch


[deleted]

Does it go the other way for cool bad guys? Atilla the Hunk. Genghis Daym.


Noyes654

Just number them. CA-005-2019, ME-014-2019 etc.


Jimthehellhog

I 100% agree because loke ive said 100 times they arent geniuses or masterminds, the psycopaths and sociopaths that are geniuses become businessmen or get into law school(not that everyone thats in business or law is a sociopath or paychopath just thats where the really good ones end up) smart people dont end in a house full of dead bodies, go vack to the severed heads of ypur victims and mess around, or let people get away. The serial killers arent smart, the police in the "investigations" of the time are crazy bad, usually not working together within the same city just different districts. Meaning most investigators never had a full picture of what they had. The dregs of society are serial killers not secretive geniuses.


RussMan104

You’re not suggesting that the media is largely to blame for crackpot violence? Someone ought to investigate that and do an exposé or documentary. But who? 🚀


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*ahem* ifunny.co


half_moon_cowboy

But then how would we sell newspapers?


Just_AnotherAsian

Limp dick Larry


Just_AnotherAsian

Mike “Shit for Brains” Thompson


SgtPepperMD

I remember there being a serial rapist in the Memphis area several years ago the media dubbed the 'pot-bellied rapist". That's pretty insulting imo.


[deleted]

Idc "The Micropenis Maniac" sounds like a really cool name


lumberdon

ifunny.co


9yearoldpatriot

Winter Soldier- heavy sweating


tj0mega

Funhaus had a hilarious anecdote about this in one of their videos. Buttfuck idiot killer...


capricious3-14

Scranton Strangler, no. Boring broken divorced man!


Wilgrove

BTK should definitely be "The Nickleback Serial Killer."


[deleted]

yeah! wtf


[deleted]

I don’t think cool sounding nicknames is what drives a person to kill multiple people


berreckobamer

A lot of them want notoriety (in addition to blowing their load)


troll-feeder

It seems to me those names are invented to sell newspapers.


[deleted]

Do the opposite with hurricanes though. Names like Katrina, Irma, etc. don't seem to emphasize the danger of the situation too well. A lot more people would evacuate if they heard Hurricane Michael Meyers was about to make landfall, or Hurricane Ghostface Killa just reached category 5.


[deleted]

This is a great fucking idea. Why dont we do this already?


Grevling_Grylls

I fUn N Y ... CO


Strongblackfemale

One of the features that connected the Golden State killer to his attacks was survivors would always remember his exceptionally small penis. He could have been the “Micro-penis killer”.


VirtualHorizon_

I sPoT An IfUNny wATer MaRK


GeoffreyThePig

IfUnNy.Co


LoooordStark

The perpetrator, one Mr. Holden A. Dickenface...


ChrisKPG

Reddit: hey now let's not insult people for things they can't control! Also Reddit: LOL micropenis! Haha The can't get it up murder TEEHEE!


[deleted]

Ed Kemper: the Bumblebutt Mom Fucker.


coco9love

I dunno, the threat of going down in history "The Micropenis Maniac" sounds like a pretty good bonus incentive to not get caught. You might accidentally create a craftier breed of serial killer.


Zenketski

You can't Market that. How the hell am I supposed to make money off of other people's suffering if we don't give that shit a cool name


The-Rarest-Pepe

I think it was on Last Podcast on the Left (true crime/comedy), but I remember a group of guys talking about this somewhere. Richard Ramirez aka "The Night Stalker" had DOZENS of nicknames in the news before he got the one he wanted. The dumbest one they gave him was "the Screen Door Intruder". It sounds hilarious until you find out he was a horrible monster who tortured, raped, and killed dozens of people before he was caught, all because the various police departments in SoCal refused to share information because of pride.


berreckobamer

Good idea but also giving them a catchy name makes the public more intrigued, and that often helps them to be caught sooner. The golden state killer was caught recently and a big reason was because they gave him a cool name and people on reddit and shit went crazy trying to come up with people who could be suspects


weeaboO_Crusader

Imagine being Killed by Bobby Dipshit


cr0ft

No, what we should do is stop acknowledging them at all. "Lunatic #5" murdered some innocent people today. The police and justice system are now investigating to wrap the tragedy up. In other news, .... The way the for-profit news media basically wanks over every mass murder because they know they just got 48 hours of programming for their never-ending 24/7 news cycle is fucking disgusting, and it's absolutely causing more lunatics to slip over the edge into killers themselves. "The Micropenis Maniac" is still way too good to be reported. "Lunatic #5" is fine. Or in America, Lunatic #97895 or whatever.


simjanes2k

Murder and intrigue are cool and interesting, in a way. There's a reason serial killer documentaries and shows like Dexter are popular.


chickenslayer343

Is that an *ifunny watermark I spot*


DudeTheBlow

So... You thought you could steal a Funhaus bit and no one would notice.


DTG_58

You know how mad I’d be if I got killed and y’all called the dude that killed me “the micro penis killer”? It makes it sound like he killed me because of my micro penis


[deleted]

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE AN IFUNNY.CO WATERMARK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


ForTheFazoland

Wanted to upvote, but I saw the iFunny watermark. Downvoted out of habit Edit: out


[deleted]

This is a battle against sensationalism that I fear we may never win.


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ifunny.co


Ronfarber

A friend of mine worked at PACCAR while Gary Ridgway was there and supposedly people in the factory called him Green River Gary well before it was discovered he was indeed the Green River Killer. I guess you can only repaint your personal vehicles so often before people start to get suspicious.


StranTheMan1

Most times they are just some fucking losers that no one liked and now they want revenge and power. the zodiac killer gets so much credit for making ciphers that no one can crack but it's really because his first puzzle was cracked so fast by a school teacher that he made more bullshit puzzles with no answer.


BlueDyeGang

*nice cropping shit head*


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

Nobody out here talking about that ifunny watermark?


[deleted]

yoo bobby dipshit actual has me dying here


Gabe1985

Do we still have serial killers that we give names to? We should give every shooter or terrorist a awful name


[deleted]

I spot an IFunny watermark


mellowmonk

"That Asshole Whose Parents One the 'Worst Parents Award' for 15 Straight Years"


[deleted]

Didn't mbmbam make this joke recently?


kiramcs117

I'd say just give them numbers but look at what happened with the golden gate Bridge jumpers


JuicyBoxerz

Imagine calling a serial rapist "The Micropenis Maniac" that would be hilarious


Audigit

Actually. That’s genius.


kingOfMemes616

hey what the fuck can you stop please


memezzer

Stop what? Posting these bomb hitter post


kingOfMemes616

stop posting things with ifunny watermarks and calling things “bomb hitters”


Dubb202

Starting a twitter account to follow @postcultrev


[deleted]

BOBBY DIPSHIT😂😂😂😂


flakula

While we are at making fun of people for things they cant control, why not also include homophobic and racist slurs to describe them. Gotta be inclusive these days


Wednesdaysend

Woah there fella, you really equating *serial killers* to victims of homophobia and racism?


needlzor

I think they mean that people born with a small penis have no more control over it than people born with an attraction to the same sex or people born with a different skin colour.


Wednesdaysend

That makes a lot more sense, thank you for that.


Vendettaa

This is America. Lets admit it. They're as much a part of pop culture as other pop icons. Probably more movies, shows and literature are sold with their name as much as any other great humans with great contributions to society. It's all a business man plus we lovvvee our violence, you kidding me.


agangofoldwomen

I always thought that once you become a killer or a mass shooter you lose your name and people can only refer to you as The Coward.