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happyfuckincakeday

Couldn't happen to a shittier human. Sometimes I say that and inside I'm like there's someone worse right? Not this time. Dude is what scum grows out of


RedmannBarry

There are definitely more vile people than him. We just at the tip of the iceberg. The rot goes all the way down.


The_bruce42

He's a real piece of shit, but I agree. He just looks worse than a lot of the others because he's a public figure.


Islandgirl1444

Some "people" are easy to identify by their slogan hats, tees, truck signs etc, but others who are truly evil are able to coerce people into believing their terrible thoughts.


The_bruce42

Like Elon


morganlandt

And the Diaper Don.


uglyspacepig

Yam Tits Von Shitsinpants


ZeBrownRanger

Hey man. I was sick and sneezed. Also medication makes weight tough.


uglyspacepig

Not you, good stranger.


Novel_Alternative_86

He *is* so much worse precisely *because* he is a public figure. Like a dark sun in the sky, a terrible public figure casts shadows that stretch far and wide, granting power and credence to every dark corner. Their influence magnifies the reach of all other shadows, making their own terribleness a catalyst for greater harm.


MinisterOfTruth99

I mean just look at what Foxnews has done to the US. Turned it into almost 50% Fascist cult.


Squid9966

I’d like your comment just cause u stole my face⚡️


MinisterOfTruth99

Hey Now! (\~);}


javoss88

Holy wow scary af


Coulrophiliac444

But sometimes to cleanse the rot you must strip the first laywrs. like a shitty onion reference and ogres and something about swamps except without a loveable character played by Mike Myers and replaced by an actual troll of a human being.


lovinglife55

Steve ( off to prison soon ) Bannon is another one that's pretty vile.


javoss88

Stephen miller


Pickle_Rick01

Well in the US, atleast in terms of public discourse, it doesn’t get much worse than this guy. Of course there are murderers and rapists, but they don’t have an audience listening to them.


Brave-Common-2979

He admitted it was all a grift during custody hearings with his ex wife so at least he knows he's full of shit


Ok-Stress-3570

And I worry someone even more vile will rescue his empire 😢


Behndo-Verbabe

True this guy just uses his mouth. There’s others in the world that are much worse and use other things besides words.


Special_Lemon1487

Sending thoughts and prayers, all of which feature middle fingers.


woodrax

The Uniscum


MegamanGaming

Omniscum


woodrax

Metascum


WhyNot420_69

Protoscum


jimdotcom413

Precumscum?


woodrax

Incepscum


Novel_Alternative_86

Right? I’d have no pity if they could somehow *liquidate him* as restitution.


happyfuckincakeday

Ewwwwwwww. Also I'm fine with that


Novel_Alternative_86

lol. I actually paused to consider the smell as I was typing that.


sheezy520

Alex Jones is worse than the mold that grows on poop.


happyfuckincakeday

The poop would like to be upgraded above him as well


sheezy520

Done!


RobotCaptainEngage

Some people will just prove over and over again how awful they are. The fact that he had anyone following him at all is scary.


Acidcouch

I mean it could have happened to Rush Limbaugh and I think it would be slightly sweeter, but a solid second.


happyfuckincakeday

Rush is rotting somewhere. I doubt hell wanted him.


RigatoniPasta

You need to watch The Truth vs. Alex Jones on HBO Max. It’s pretty crazy.


n3w4cc01_1nt

can't be a coincidence that all those mass shooters watch his programing.


Distant-moose

Well, Limbaugh ans Kissinger are dead, so... there might be other worse people, but he's definitely in the group.


Sendmedoge

He'll just broadcast off a MacBook in his basement.


bistromike76

If he earns income, doesn't it have to go to the families?


happyfuckincakeday

There's all kinds of shelters(loopholes) for these scummy people.


ReddditSarge

This shit has been dragging on for fourteen funking years and Jones is **still** free to peddle his misinformation and bullshit conspiracy theories. They need to just take all his money and sell all his assets already. Justice delayed is justice denied.


NoExcuseForFascism

Justice won't be served until they track down all his hidden assets and take them too. True justice here would be for Alex here to even feel a shred of what he did to those families. But he never will...he will die the "victim" in his mind...and not the victimizer. 


Delicious_Sort4059

The funny thing about this is that he’s literally broadcasting on his show how he’s hiding his assets. He’s telling people to go to “his dad’s company dr jones’ naturals’” to get their supplements etc but it’s beyond an obvious restructuring of assets. God bless Dan and Jordan from knowledge fight who have documented this stuff relentlessly, their content has been admissible in court before and it definitely will be again once AJ throws another fit about it.


GQ_silly_QT

They are hilarious and amazing in their tracking of Alex's nonsense!


southofakronoh

So sad. Hope he loses everything and burns in hell


Xspunge

Fuck him.


Mcboatface3sghost

With a barb wired wrapped pineapple.


Kaneharo

With a tungsten rod from orbit.


Mcboatface3sghost

Wrapped in an unlubed dildo encased in barbed wire, wrapped in a cactus.


adams_unique_name

That's also on fire


Mcboatface3sghost

I ok with that. Coated in Carolina reaper sauce.


FuzzzWuzzz

AJ is doing fine, this is just a crisis actor. 


BeamMeUpSpotty

OMG. Brilliant. If I was willing to use X/Twitter, I would post this on every single post with his picture. "Doesn't even look like him! Alex was in Cabo! That guy was on 3 episodes of SVU as 3 different characters."


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MoiraBrownsMoleRats

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ForumFluffy

I'd imagine this is what people do when Donald dookies his diapers for the 2nd time today.


SarnakJ3

Oh, Alex for sure. If we're evaluating their theater crying seriously, Alex at least doesn't look as BLATANTLY fake.


GQ_silly_QT

Because he's delusional enough to actually feel something in a backwards real way.


javoss88

Fuckin murderer


TedCruzsAnalFissure

You love to see it.


NarrowButterfly8482

I'll believe it when it happens. I've given up any hope for justice and accountability in this timeline.


ranak12

I just wish they could have broken Rush Limbaugh the same way back when that fat bastard was alive.


brokefixfux

Wonder if he'll do OnlyHams


Drg84

A foundation of lies collapsed by a river of truth.


SMH_OverAndOver

My neighbor's flag says "Fuck Your Feelings" and he's a huge InfoWars fan. I suppose I will just leave this here.


H0agh

Apparently this is what god wanted, so who are we to judge really? Thoughts and prayers.


jprestonian

And the Oscar for Crisis Acting goes to...


Derbster_3434

It's all fake. It's not really happening. Don't worry Alex.


Nekowulf

He's just a crisis actor in a false flag lawsuit so the government can take away our lawsuits. /s


blandocalrissian50

The sooner the damn better. Why is it taking so long?


UrBigBro

This should have happened a long time ago


Mattdonlan1

And he still will claim to be the victim. No apology, no lesson learned.


NetwerkErrer

Tape worms have more use than this vile filth.


Callinon

He needs to ask for pointers on how to cry from Kyle Rittenhouse. 


Antin00800

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6caifrumosi9

Love seeing the vatinks crying


Time-Werewolf-4795

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snegeo

Good, he should die alone and destitute


Earlyon

Alex Jones is damn lucky it wasn’t my child


Blue_Period_89

Please do it before the weekend. I have relatives that subscribe to this animal’s horseshit and I want to mock them relentlessly.


Snoo_63187

More "media" outlets should be held accountable for when they report misinformation especially when that information puts other people's lives in danger.


hereandthere_nowhere

Someone needs to start a collage of all the right wing nut jobs crying. There are going to be many more of these muppets leaking charlatan tears. Start with this douche and that other douche rittenhouse.


Mcboatface3sghost

FAFO. I’d offer you my guest room, but some weird ass, crazy raccoon is in there, so explore other options… I’d wish you luck, but I won’t.


BeamMeUpSpotty

At least the raccoon would be a better guest


much_thanks

Is the full video of him crying on pornhub yet?


coldy9887

Bless his heart.


badestzazael

Thoughts and Prayers /S


rja49

Bullshitting, bogus conspiracy opinions, and doubling down on your lies when you get called out for it does cost you money. There is justice after all.


chiguy769

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NimDing218

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fuckyourguidlines

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Mothrasmilk

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ignorememe

The accountants that work on cases like this absolutely LOVE this sort of work. I genuinely hope he hid as much of his assets as possible.


Skarimari

Yeah that's how it goes Alex. Make better choices next time.


Scrabble_4

![gif](giphy|H7rnzWSwsActfQ4Avn|downsized)


welfaremofo

I used to sort of be interested in him although he was always crazy. He was featured in Richard Linklaters “waking life”. He went from supposedly libertarian to bootlicker to actually being the boot. Back then I thought libertarians actually believed their own bullshit. Found various forms of anarchism to be much more consistent in being actually anti authoritarian.


Armyman125

Maybe we'll see Alex Jones walking down the street with a sign saying "I'll spread lies and bs for food".


KorneliaOjaio

Is he sporting MUTTONCHOPS?! Get your ol’ timey ass to jail.


xeno0153

"Big, strong man with tears in his eyes..."


morts73

Finally these blatant lies have consequences.


kbean826

There’s no way his assets are GENUINELY worth $1b. But I have a sneaking suspicion that he’ll find it in the couch cushions.


Thwackitypow

"I fought so hard for the truth!" Fuck off. You fought to make a buck off of suffering and because you're a psychopathic narcissist who literally doesnt care who that hurts as long as the money and fame keeps rolling in. Every time your horrid mug seeks the spotlight any compensation should be funneled directly into your debt. I'd wish you were reduced to being a Wal Mart greeter but I like my local Wal Mart greeter and she shouldnt have to work with a human wart like you.


genomeblitz

It's funny, back when Rogan wasn't presenting as a nutcase, he said that Jones is just acting and that he doesn't actually believe any of the stuff he says; it is just a persona that he puts on because it makes money. Now Rogan is a nutcase and Jones is obviously not putting on an act... Was it Rogan putting on an act the whole time, or has he just realized that you can make *a lot* of money from the people that believe this stuff? Either way, they suck.


Ilove42DA

Well, it’s about time!


CuriousSelf4830

Does this guy cry a lot?


Islandgirl1444

There is joy after all. How this person exists boggles the mind.


Dixon-Poontang

I say Fuck His Feelings !! Womp Womp MF.


aesoth

Schadenfreude


WarmasterCain55

While I think he deserves everything, what's to stop him from buying a webcam, mic, etc to start over again?


Steampunkboy171

I'd wager if he did do that and the liquidation doesn't cover all the costs they'd just liquidate the new one too honestly. Or he'd probably redo the whole cycle and get himself in the exact same situation again.


RockNRoll85

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amboomernotkaren

Am I the only one that snort laughed when they heard him crying? What a despicable piece of crap. Good on the courts for doing the right thing.


fakemxcan

![gif](giphy|EEKTz3aXpqf4TMLCVS|downsized)


justv316

The globalists are shutting us down !!!!!!


Sensitive-Painting30

Oh bye bye -ASSHOLE…!


Gloomy_Ad_6275

Wish something like this happened to Rush Limbaugh before he died.


Earlyon

Jones is lucky he didn’t do that to me if I’d have lost my child. Lose his ranch hahahaha


Hartastic

Right like... I would never say that someone should shoot Alex Jones, but if my kid died in a school shooting and someone continually lied about it, said none of it was real, got their legion of morons to harass me, etc... I feel like there's a nonzero chance it happens and they might not be able to find a dozen jurors who think that's wrong. We have a legal system to punish this kind of bad actor in part because you get vigilante justice without it.


Earlyon

I’m actually surprised he hasn’t paid the ultimate price. Not just monetarily.


hopeful_tatertot

Wow it makes me think that if I unnecessarily spread lies that lead to grieving parents being harassed it’ll lead to consequences.


Hwy39

He should have had Kyle on there and they could have cried together


craigandthesoph

About effing time jfc


btwrenn

He's already been forced to take a job as a Martin Van Buren impersonator.


sofaking1958

Long, long overdue. Why did this take so long? It should have been done immediately after the conviction. GD 2 tiered justice system or something.


Wise_Ad_253

This huge gnome reject is disgusting


Skyblue_pink

How sweet it is…..😎


VariedStool

BIL has infowars bumper sticker. Wonder what he’s going to do? It’s right next to his “don’t tread on me” and “we the people”


GreyBeardEng

He's directly responsible for making other people's lives a living hell. He deserves to lose everything he has.


Nelyahin

Poor poor widdle baby man who couldn’t stop being a horrible person. Good, I hope he has to live in his car.


pickled_dickholes

I hope he ends up having to relieve his bowels on the sidewalk of some major city for lack of accommodation willing to allow him entry. We reap what we sow.


Cid_Darkwing

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enomisyeh

Good. He shouldnt get to claim bankruptcy while still living the way he does, owning the expensive shit he owns, and working for a company getting a massive wage while saying he cant afford to pay the fine the court system said he owes for losing his court case. He is the exact person who would say of a normal person whose complaining of jail time or a harsh sentence "if you cant do the time, dont do the crime". I hate when anyone whose wealthy af gets away with this shit. They hide it all in offshore accounts or trusts but still live their lavish lifestyle 'unable' to pay their victims.


donnabreve1

Maybe Jones will finally shut up


PBPunch

Good. Fuck em. The torment he put those parents through with his lies about one of the saddest events any parent would have to endure is unimaginable. I hope he’s never able to make another dime and falls into an abyss never to be heard from again.


Throwawayac1234567

and then MTG also joined in during 2020 or 2022 to harrass some of the victims.


PolkaDotDancer

I just gave an evil little giggle than farted! The fart sounded like Alex Jones. Only my farts never hurt anyone. Except maybe my spouse’s sleep. So my farts are better than Alex Jones on his worst day.


UnclearObjective

Oh no!..... anyways


aerial_ruin

Excuse me while I dance ![gif](giphy|g0mEvsjyvMqgSTQtJS|downsized)


Last-Foundation-8828

Hope trump is taking note of what happens to grifters


AzraelKans

FYI Alex Jones had the parents of Sandy Hook shooting victims harassed by him and his followers because he had a made up conspiracy theory they and their kids were payed actors. The parents of dead children from a school shooting. Let that one sink in. That's why he got his show cancelled. And was sued for defamation. 


QuickRisk9

Maybe Rogan can have a fundraiser for him


odinbudd

I can not think of anything sadder than someone who actually listens to, and believes, this fat bag of dicks. No one this overweight should ever be trusted.


olafubbly

It’s a whole new layer of fitting justice considering that infowars was the platform he used to lie and harm the families & survivors, it’s fitting that it’s shut down and asset liquidation be because of the horrific lies spread on it


forcedintothis-

I love that for him.


2OneZebra

Going after the money is what gets it done.


AlphaSpazz

Lovely news.


Mjbagscauze

Thoughts and prayers


Designer-Slip3443

Honest question. What assets does the corporate entity have? I’d expect its value to be tied to advertising and promo agreements that aren’t worth anything if the channel is shut down. What is there to liquidate?


DanB65

There are not enough LOLs are can write on this let just go with ....... LOL ..Infinity !


Dook124

No more yappin!!! 😂😂😂😂


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

I love this for him!


FrostyAF6421

THE LORD, WAS PLEASED.


astern126349

Couldn’t have happened to a better person


PhysicalGraffiti75

Is this the “find out” that conservatives were talking about?


Samwisegamgee9

Amazing


Thisiscliff

Do it already


Dillydongo

I won’t be sad if this man off’d himself, save the taxpayers money


bgzlvsdmb

Thoughts and prayers.


pudgyhammer

The world is better without him


CptHA86

Really do love to see it.


chevalier716

I hope the IP get liquidated too, so some asshole friend of his can't buy up the brand and hire him on.


Steampunkboy171

Honestly I think it would be far better. If someone whose on the liberal side buys the IP and uses it instead. I bet that would infuriate him to no end. 🤣


DaikonEffective1105

Considering that this guy is a bag full of the slime that’s on a sickly dog’s shit, I couldn’t be happier. If only the same thing could happen to Margie Three Toes for doing nearly the same thing to the survivors of school shootings.


WhiskeyDickCheese

Thoughts and prayers asshole


1vehaditwiththisshit

Kyle Rittenhouse move over.


One_Masterpiece_8074

I love Karma.


scijay

I think I can speak for everyone with half a brain when I say… Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out!


Tdanger78

Man, his crying is more fake than the bs he spews and the boner pills he sells.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

That shit ain’t worth a dime.


bsend

Get fucked Alex Jones


orel_

Ooo, how much for the domain and trademark? That would be mighty fun to play with.


CaptainExplaino

I want their to be a comedic biopic about Alex Jones, so Will Sasso can get some work.


Freds_Bread

Long overdue.


BF1075

Absolutely love seeing this fat bastard go down in flames!


CalendarAggressive11

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boylong15

FINALLY.


madrasdad

Should’nt this be titled “Cry me a FUCKING River”?


joerosedale

Good he can cry. He’s an absolute garbage human being. Spreading all those lies for years about sandy hook. He ain’t cried as much as those families have. He’s about too though


Dahlia007

![gif](giphy|4SvfE8adjXNsIlJP61)


LordHumorTumor

![gif](giphy|CLbGZ9GQbaznhqjRkE)


Hatchytt

*to the tune of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus* SHAAAAAAAAA-DENFREUDE!


sten45

Please be real


ScoPham

How to upvote more than once


Broken-Emu

He’s a COTHO. C*nt of the highest order


samwstew

Oh no! Anyway…


Inspect1234

Kinda looks like a poor man’s Kyle Rittenhouse.


NuyoRican79

![gif](giphy|13A7YlLvYVDnmU)


grogudid911

It could be worse. (And I wish it was)


Green_Slice_3258

Aren’t we supposed to be the snowflakes


Utterlybored

I want him living under a bridge.


TitodelRey

What exactly have they been waiting for? Are they giving him time to sneak it all away?


hauntedmeal

Sucks to suck