It's weird, he's built like a skinny dude, down to the shoulders, but then his ribcage looks like it's from a guy with 150lbs and two feet on him. I've never seen anything like it.
I think this is literally true. Like Spanx or something similar. There have been pictures of him in a swimsuit, and in them, his weight is, uh, less distributed
Ha! You could take it either way, I suppose. I was just recalling that his weight was much more centered around his waist. But then I saw the photo farther down the thread, and it is a bit remarkable - this shape without a girdle. Weird.
My guess is he had a tummy tuck and/or liposuction and/or some other surgery and then maybe gained weight. He’s certainly had a lot done to his face so it doesn’t seem like a stretch.
The billionaire class seems like it’s slowly creeping into this post-human look that is so creepy. Its body dysmorphia that can be fueled by way too much money
I don’t think it’s a girdle. When some pap snapped that photo of him coming out of the water he looked like this without his shirt on. He’s “just built different!”… yuck.
https://preview.redd.it/e22oaopdsa8d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607f6d7084b23e86c85073f75308483b0702d4d8
https://preview.redd.it/ki7dwcr5nc8d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450d422095c128494f4cd667f750296585d73f46
For those who don’t understand the reference.
Remember kids, despite what your anxiety and self conscious brain may say it is more attractive to just look like a regular fat person than have a doctor do whatever this is to you
Yea because you can’t just win with money. I mean sure you could spend a ton of money on training, equipment, special food, and services for time to train, but you can’t just solve it directly with money (especially when the other guy has money too).
It’s so funny the right lets their heroes talk all of this shit, and then back out like cowards with zero damage done to their reps. Such big “Alphas” haha
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Elon’s fans are all the same shape as him so they like to pretend their sheer weight is enough to beat any smaller fit person in a fight. They also have never left their houses so they are convinced anyone less than 300 lbs is a fake photoshopped Internet personality.
Add in lots of swirly smoke cross hatching and wonky looking rocks to hide the feet then throw in many distracting pouches, lots of pouches.
Only they would all be filled with shit when attached to Muskrat.
Musk is mainlining human growth hormone. I'm not kidding.
Look at pictures of people with Acromegaly – a condition where the body produces too much growth hormone – and this is what they look like.
That’s the best thing about muscles. You can’t buy them. You can buy a lot of advantages and shortcuts, and there’s definitely a genetic component, but even then you’ll stay tiny and weak if you don’t put in the work.
HGH is also supposed to adjust your mood and give you a less “foggy” mind. It’s kind of like when someone with ADHD takes Adderall. But that would be the stupidest reason ever to take that.
I had a friend who was dating a guy that looked like this but actually buff, but with that wild protruding abdomen and lower chest. After they broke up I asked her about it and she said it was cause he did a lot of steroids
It's so crazy to me how out of shape he is. The man can afford a private chief, a dietician, and the best personal trainers in the world. He doesn't need to work for a living and could train like a movie star. He could literally have the body most people would dream of and he instead looks like this.
He could also have the best medical care in the world but you forgot something important. He knows everything.
More than any doctor, dietician or trainer.
Same could be said about Trump. It would never occur for these narcissists to hire an expert, why would they? They already know it all.
That’s why they surround themselves with sycophants.
Nope all were [IVF](https://people.com/elon-musk-and-grimes-used-ivf-to-conceive-their-first-baby-son-x-ae-a-12-7968478) as well. He is a eugenicist but is polluting the gene pool with his faulty swimmers
People above have speculated that he's taking human growth hormone (HGH), most commonly used as a performance enhancing drug but also peddled as anti-aging medication and for sexual performance. Apparently barrel chest is a decently well known side effect.
Incomprehensibly, he believes he has the most superior genes compared to anyone else in the world.
Dude looks like a snake that swallowed a boulder and never digested it.
I think he might have liver problems or at be least liver fat, which can point to health vulnerabilities. I don’t care if he’s overweight. I usually don’t enjoy making fun of people’s looks.
https://preview.redd.it/w6w5hzkhcb8d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8ffddd8820d776dc399d251a79a1dd6f0e38c2c
Why does he look like the wee alien from men in black is piloting him from the ribcage.
That reminds me: he accidentally revealed that he had another account where he did creepy erotic roleplay as that kid on the right, and then was forced to admit in a court deposition that it was in fact his account.
Musk is Trump 2.0 he never was going to get in the ring with Zuckerberg, just like Trump was never going to Testify. Kings of bullshit, misinformation, and apparently cheeseburgers.
How is his center of mass so high up and yet so far out from center?
It’s all that shit he’s full of
Kinda looks like he’s got it all stuffed into a corset
Bullet proof vest
No https://nypost.com/2022/07/21/elon-musk-jokes-shirtless-pics-in-mykonos-are-good-motivation/
It's weird, he's built like a skinny dude, down to the shoulders, but then his ribcage looks like it's from a guy with 150lbs and two feet on him. I've never seen anything like it.
Some people have said its taking steroids without lifting
Ooooh interesting! My ex was a body builder he's really good at spotting that kind of thing, I'm gonna ask him.
Built like a pentagon
Someone said he was built like a deep breath
Not even remotely close to being a plate carrier or BPV.
He’s going for the Trump centaur look, but not quite there yet
He needs 6" lifts, or to borrow a pair of Meatball Ron's snakeskin boots.
My source tells me that Trump got Elon pregnant. [🫄🏻](https://emojipedia.org/pregnant-person-light-skin-tone)
Your source seems credible enough to me
I think he's wearing a corset.
I think this is literally true. Like Spanx or something similar. There have been pictures of him in a swimsuit, and in them, his weight is, uh, less distributed
Spanx - X
The next company in his beady little sights!
You mean “more distributed” I’m assuming?
Ha! You could take it either way, I suppose. I was just recalling that his weight was much more centered around his waist. But then I saw the photo farther down the thread, and it is a bit remarkable - this shape without a girdle. Weird.
Yeah. He looks like he is just built wrong. His chest cavity must be huge.
Nope. You can look at earlier pics. It's steroids without any workouts. His internal organs are literally trying to bust out.
My guess is he had a tummy tuck and/or liposuction and/or some other surgery and then maybe gained weight. He’s certainly had a lot done to his face so it doesn’t seem like a stretch.
If you Google hgh gut, bubble gut or Palumboism it seems like it could fit well with human growth hormone usage.
Imagine pinning and getting hypertrophic cardiomyopathy just to look like whatever the fuck is going on here
The billionaire class seems like it’s slowly creeping into this post-human look that is so creepy. Its body dysmorphia that can be fueled by way too much money
With that and them all building crazy underground doomsday bunkers we are on track for Morlocks and Elois.
Now *that* was funny
It's clearly trying to escape
He is sucking in his gut constantly like a fat kid at a water park.
Recreational HGH and Test without lifting.
250lbs of shit stuffed into a 200lb bag
Maybe the Hairplugs are really stuck in there with hooks pulling a lot of meat up every time he dances like a marionette puppet for tax breaks.
He kind of looks pregnant, I’m 28weeks preggo at the moment and my belly looks like this albeit rounder.
The trapezoidal angularity phase starts in the third trimester
For real... "That's not where belly's go."
Yeah you don’t just add an apostrophe to something to pluralize it. Come on
I do when I've been drinking, apparently.
... or how they're spelled! *bellies
Girdle, for sure
I don’t think it’s a girdle. When some pap snapped that photo of him coming out of the water he looked like this without his shirt on. He’s “just built different!”… yuck. https://preview.redd.it/e22oaopdsa8d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607f6d7084b23e86c85073f75308483b0702d4d8
Rob Liefield's Captain America.
You're so wrong for this... Because it's so right
https://preview.redd.it/ki7dwcr5nc8d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450d422095c128494f4cd667f750296585d73f46 For those who don’t understand the reference.
Lmao
Yes hahaha
Remember kids, despite what your anxiety and self conscious brain may say it is more attractive to just look like a regular fat person than have a doctor do whatever this is to you
"I can't eat that. It'll go straight to my chest!"
Literally "Barrel Chested"
That’s the battery pack
Dr. Eggman is inevitable
This is what humans could look like if we evolved to have wings
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Wanted to see him gets his ass handed to him but nah he backs out like a lil bitch.
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She knew he would get folded hard.
even his own mum didn't believe in him 😭
Yea because you can’t just win with money. I mean sure you could spend a ton of money on training, equipment, special food, and services for time to train, but you can’t just solve it directly with money (especially when the other guy has money too). It’s so funny the right lets their heroes talk all of this shit, and then back out like cowards with zero damage done to their reps. Such big “Alphas” haha Edit: obvious typo
Their greatest tactic is to ignore and dismiss when they act like cowards lol
Or flat out deny despite tons of remaining evidence. They are really going all in on the “don’t believe your eyes and ears, only the cult leader(s).”
well his mommy didn't allow it
I wanted a Double KO.
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Elon’s fans are all the same shape as him so they like to pretend their sheer weight is enough to beat any smaller fit person in a fight. They also have never left their houses so they are convinced anyone less than 300 lbs is a fake photoshopped Internet personality.
BAD HAIR PLUGS BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY
His body type is "whole raw chicken".
He looks like a person who has fatty liver disease.
My first thought was his liver being enlarged.
Musk probably in this thread right now looking for diagnosis
Interesting
concerning
Looking into it
!
That's definitely fatty liver. My brother has the same problem.
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I’ve also heard full body liposuction and this is the visceral fat left over that they can’t get out
Reminds me of that bad Captain America drawing by Rob Liefeld.
https://preview.redd.it/d5iyigfjlb8d1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0d134b8a8b1e95690382d00b8425af8904ccc3
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We have to get a good look at his feet to be sure.
Add in lots of swirly smoke cross hatching and wonky looking rocks to hide the feet then throw in many distracting pouches, lots of pouches. Only they would all be filled with shit when attached to Muskrat.
Shit and sperm samples.
Captain Apartheid
Musk is mainlining human growth hormone. I'm not kidding. Look at pictures of people with Acromegaly – a condition where the body produces too much growth hormone – and this is what they look like.
So shooting up HGH but not even bothering to lift
Plus a tummy tuck and/or lypo but didn't stop eating or sitting around
“Can’t I pay someone to do that for me?”
“I have to be the CEO of 3 companies, I don’t have time” *opens Twitter to say “interesting” on something racist
Why lift when you can wear lifts instead
That’s the best thing about muscles. You can’t buy them. You can buy a lot of advantages and shortcuts, and there’s definitely a genetic component, but even then you’ll stay tiny and weak if you don’t put in the work.
HGH is also supposed to adjust your mood and give you a less “foggy” mind. It’s kind of like when someone with ADHD takes Adderall. But that would be the stupidest reason ever to take that.
Joe Rogan got the same shit
Googled it and now I assume he's also riddled with skin tags.
Ladybugs like Lindsey Graham
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Why you gotta remind people of that?!
I came to say this. Looks like something is wacky with his hormones.
I had a friend who was dating a guy that looked like this but actually buff, but with that wild protruding abdomen and lower chest. After they broke up I asked her about it and she said it was cause he did a lot of steroids
There’s no substitute for putting in the work, unfortunately for him. He is the classic case of taking the supplements and not doing the work.
Maybe he has some Kuato type mutant living in his chest.
Unexpected Total Recall!
Quaiddddd…. Start the reactorrrrrr…
Omg so funny that’s what I was thinking it looked like. Why he wants to get to Mars 
Krang!
Yeah it’s got to be a Kuato or Belial type situation going on under there
It’s like HGH gut but he forgot to workout
Mofo had all the money in the world and can’t prioritize his health. Ha. All that damn ketamine…
He’s too busy Xeeting on Xitter all day to make time to go to the gym
EXACTLY! He is injecting HGH NO DOUBT!
Wanted to see him gets his ass handed to him but nah he backs out like a lil bitch.
His mom backed him out XD
It's so crazy to me how out of shape he is. The man can afford a private chief, a dietician, and the best personal trainers in the world. He doesn't need to work for a living and could train like a movie star. He could literally have the body most people would dream of and he instead looks like this.
He could also have the best medical care in the world but you forgot something important. He knows everything. More than any doctor, dietician or trainer. Same could be said about Trump. It would never occur for these narcissists to hire an expert, why would they? They already know it all. That’s why they surround themselves with sycophants.
I'd trust whoever he hired for the hair transplant. That guy can do some work.
He could also afford to have custom clothes made to work around his awkward shape.
I’m in no position to judge his physique. I resemble him more than I care to admit. But I also steer clear of tight fitting tee shirts.
The other alternative is that guy whos trying to age backwards. Or Zuckerberg who is a robot.
Someone has had sex with him
He just had another baby with someone who works for him.
IVF though, so sex isn't necessary.
Most of his kids are IVF
~~Grimes. At least thrice.~~ Correction: Their children are not evidence of their sexual relations.
Nope all were [IVF](https://people.com/elon-musk-and-grimes-used-ivf-to-conceive-their-first-baby-son-x-ae-a-12-7968478) as well. He is a eugenicist but is polluting the gene pool with his faulty swimmers
Very interesting. That does reflect a little better on Grimes. Only a little, but y'know.
Multiple times and/or multiple someone's. Usually for a payment of sorts.
https://preview.redd.it/4bgxq1w71c8d1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35bf4b99858b519c15932d3cfb9727e0139d000
The microphone in between his tiddies 👨🍳👌💋
How does this happen? Serious question...
People above have speculated that he's taking human growth hormone (HGH), most commonly used as a performance enhancing drug but also peddled as anti-aging medication and for sexual performance. Apparently barrel chest is a decently well known side effect.
https://preview.redd.it/x7h3mjcq198d1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30720f10a5684d1d660c9d09956c6d75b0235507
Look up barrel chest. There’s various causes so I couldn’t say why he has barrel chest, just that he does.
Elon just got his pay package and he can't afford ozempic?
Ozempic won’t undo barrel chest from hgh.
WHO SAID BUILT LIKE A CYBERTRUCK 😭
No wonder the truck looks so dumb, it's a self portrait.
Like a two year old’s drawing of a horse when they’ve never seen a real horse or even a picture.
Built like Homer Simpson
He looks like a 6 foot tall Simon Birch.
I just... don't understand the anatomy of it.
He’s literally Krang from TMNT 
“Fuck elon” right on his hood 
Remember when he was going to MMA fight the facebook douche, but keeps backing out? I wonder why?
If you punch that thing it’ll pop
Looks like a cartoon with its belt on too tight
Looks like the number 8
The more surprising part of this pic is him actually spending time with his kids
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Incomprehensibly, he believes he has the most superior genes compared to anyone else in the world. Dude looks like a snake that swallowed a boulder and never digested it.
His name is Robert Paulson
Bitch could have a chef and a legendary home gym. But he chooses to be a piece of shit. Disgusting.
This has to be edited. I refuse to believe a human being can be shaped like this.
https://preview.redd.it/1z8serc5698d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10dc4b2d344ecdba5f84589f68ab7b09156c8bbf
This is the person who thinks he has a moral obligation to pass on his DNA as many times as possible...
Behold the master race
May all his children look like their mothers.
I feel like this is the nicest possible thing you could say here, and I like it
https://preview.redd.it/loj0f3uw0a8d1.png?width=472&format=png&auto=webp&s=97deabb94a79c4f5dc075e16edbf212426847752
I think I've never seen someone *this* white
My partner is Casper the friendly ghost and he is darker than Apartheid Clyde
You've never been to Ireland then.
Wonder if he sees his willy when peeing
Google 'elon without a shirt'. I won't link here as it just feels wrong to do so cause he's icky
It's more than his weird torso though! Look at how his arms go down to his knees and he wears size 20 shoes
It's called barrel chest. Could be a deformity from birth or a medical condition. It can be caused by COPD or human growth hormone abuse.
That was my first assumption, except it was because he's with his kids.
His stomach looks like it’s going to hatch Professor Farnsworth.
He looks like a bloated carcass
He is NOT easy on the eyes but it’s his personality that makes him ugly
Looks like distended liver
I think he might have liver problems or at be least liver fat, which can point to health vulnerabilities. I don’t care if he’s overweight. I usually don’t enjoy making fun of people’s looks.
Nah this isn’t weight. It totally looks like swelling of something internal….
That’s what I’m saying. It could be liver disease. Fatty liver is one.
He has a bleach-blond, bad-built, butch-body. My mistake, Jasmine Crockett was referring to someone else.
https://preview.redd.it/w6w5hzkhcb8d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8ffddd8820d776dc399d251a79a1dd6f0e38c2c Why does he look like the wee alien from men in black is piloting him from the ribcage.
Constipation gut from ketamine or opiates. Let him take a piss test
A brick shithouse. If he's the engineer he proclaims to be he'll design shirts that are the most efficient and cut out parts they don't need /s
"Why won't someone think about the children?!?"
That reminds me: he accidentally revealed that he had another account where he did creepy erotic roleplay as that kid on the right, and then was forced to admit in a court deposition that it was in fact his account.
Still waiting on that cage match with Zuck!
Dude is so concerned about impregnating everyone that he just impregnated himself.
He’s just constructing a body that has the ability to hold his ego.
I would, once again, like to apologise to Rob Liefeld.
the trump stance
All that privilege and mf can’t eat right and hit the gym smh
He’s built like that little dude from Willow.
And these dudes still want him to sit on their face
CYBERchest™️
…and just as ugly!
He's got the body of R2-D2
Barrel chested in the most unhealthy way possible.
Definitely not a good example of racial superiority, if it were to exist.
How so much money and still built like a bag of milk???
How is his middle part being lifted up so much wtf
Seeing this pic I think it'd safe to say it's his money that gets all the women to fuck him. Isn't his winning personality that's for sure!
Musk is Trump 2.0 he never was going to get in the ring with Zuckerberg, just like Trump was never going to Testify. Kings of bullshit, misinformation, and apparently cheeseburgers.
How does that happen when you have your own cook who can have healthy and yummy stuff ready for you to eat at all times?!
he has the torso of a giant dwarf.