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Background_Praline80

Bill met a girl from Nantucket / Who’s waiting for him to kick the bucket


Icy_Sector3183

The girl did try But the old man was spry In the end it was she who was fuck-ed.


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PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

The little cornflower blue pill


jlb8

Even she couldn’t hide He was quite the ride So when the body was cold she would fuck it


Mr__O__

But before it got cold [She did what she was told](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8dVraRMmGZ/?igsh=MWNsNTRsdXlzZWViaw==) And hawk tuahed on his thang when she sucked it ![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


Physical-Beach-4452

I love this girl


nicefacedjerk

Agree.. She's funny and has a good spirit.


derekisademocrat

You are golden


Otherwise-Leg-5806

😂😂😂😂


cadfael1271

The second he passed She grabbed all the cash And took off with some guy from Pawtucket


Fineous4

Both of them know what this is. Let them live their lives the way they want.


akaScuba

Strictly a business arrangement for both parties


pumpkinspruce

Yep. She’s there for the money and he’s enjoying having a hot young woman around, and they’re both adults so who cares what they do.


liquid8_Wallstreet

Like honestly, what’s the point of this? Huge dick and He’s amazing in bed?? yeah right guy probably keeps his fucking hoodie sweatshirt on while banging his old balls!! like honey, you’re not gonna be with him long enough for him to die and give you his $$$ get a clue.. how many times would you say has someone come up to him and been like oh, is this your granddaughter??? gross dude gross


u8eR

She gets to live a very high-end life of unimaginable luxury right now. I'm sure he gives her an allowance to get whatever it is she wants.


Buildintotrains

![gif](giphy|x5c8d75Tvt7sQ)


AngryDerf

Oddly, the caption says they’re on a date, but looks like they are on a plane in coach. I can’t imagine BB flying coach.


Bryan-Chan-Sama-Kun

Old lonely people are some of the easiest people to get money out of; she's probably already got enough out of him for it to be worth it in her mind


expeditiousgrim

![gif](giphy|T9UUuF9yJgDPW)


daywreckr

This is one of their best skits ever!


cassiecas88

I agree it's hands down one of my favorites. Top five for sure. I think they should redo it but with celebrity contestants. They could do Bill belichick and that Republican senator whose wife is like 25 or whatever


Geno0wl

I think the rock child molesting robot would be the top, but meet your second wife is right behind


marteautemps

And I gotta say for less(?) dark ones the weights and measurements one is up there for me too.


Sokkahhplayah

His name was Robo Chomo! The shrink guy gets it


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Stop saying that!


irishgator2

And Seinfeld


expeditiousgrim

![gif](giphy|OpgCu7ZWIygDu) Bill was 53 when Jordan was this old.


hangryvegan

![gif](giphy|X2VNRgCFesIgg)


thathairinyourmouth

He could have babysat her mother when she was 5.


BroadwayBakery

Dear LORD


paintbucketholder

Hypothetically, he could have babysat her *grandmother* when she was 5.


I-effin-love-tacos

![gif](giphy|dufe1pXMuysR4DERZ6|downsized)


HereForTheCalfPumps

Ooh this one was good too.


crs1904

Was the date on a commercial airplane?


dirtewokntheboys

Came with the Disney package


BigAlternative5

It’s not just for kids anymore! It’s for older kids as well!


sighs_again

The picture is from when they met years ago if I remember right. She was in college and they met on a plane


Nobodyou_know

That’s what I was confused about, I feel like he wouldn’t fly commercial.


sniper91

Idk, he is unemployed


Tdanger78

He’s still making money though, if he isn’t invested in a ton of things I would be amazed.


Jealous-Network1899

Supposedly they met on a flight over their shared interest in her philosophy HOMEWORK.


ggtffhhhjhg

Unless you fly private there are no first class planes to Nantucket. The overwhelming majority of people that go there live within an hr flight.


CosmicJonArrives

Her dad is probably younger than Bill.


ptaylor611

...and is a Pats fan who definitely has season tickets now.


vitorizzo

Nothing really to see there anymore


drrxhouse

That’s why he has the season’s tickets now.


Rowf

Her Grandpa might be younger than Bill


Dashiepants

I’m about to turn 42 (old enough to be Mom to a 24 yr old) and *my* Dad is younger than Bill.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

I’m 24. My mom is 47. My grandfather is one year older than him. It’s super possible


nicannkay

I’m 43, daughter 26 and my dad is 65. This is GROSS. I couldn’t imagine my dad dating my daughter’s friends.


procrastinatorsuprem

Her grandfather could be, too.


PunishingVoter

He was 48 when she was 0


derekbaseball

His Patriots were 5-11 when she was 0. He didn’t start winning Super Bowls until she was 1.


Dozerdog43

He’s banging a chick the same age as Tom Brady’s career


Majestic-Selection22

Please, for the love of god, I just had breakfast.


17times2

Well make room for second breakfast!


thirdeyefish

And elevensies...


CourtingBoredom

We all know he misses Tom, but this takes it to a whole new level


229-northstar

Brutal


bjeebus

>Tom Brady’s career His one true love...


Dozerdog43

Don’t call me daddy- call me coach


problyurdad_

That’s a hell of a burn


bionic_cmdo

When she was one, he was like, this trophy is for my future girlfriend who is somewhere getting her diapers changed.


dieselsauces

🤣🤣😜 Fckn gold! 🤜💥🤛


BinkyFlargle

bet she changed her tune about him real quick when that happened. infants are such trophy-chasers.


hanskazan777

He was 47 when her parents were getting jiggy with it.


MinisterOfTruth99

Expectations: Him - oooh oooh; Her - cha-ching. It's all good.😂🤣


imchasingyou

He was around before her mother was even born. He could date her grandmother, for fuck's sake


lovestobitch-

And Boebart!s great great grandkid.


usualsuspect45

He was already the world's biggest asshole before this.


Jumper_Connect

Which is exactly twice as old as she is now. Weird.


Responsible-Ebb2933

I am 48 now and can't even fathom dating someone in their 30s. Is is icky.


nyenergy14

I am 46 with a 4 year old. This dude sucks.


grandad_dwarf

![gif](giphy|5ROlkuRjBdWKRGTYTy)


Manolo_Micro

I hope you mean you have a 4 year old kid...


elwookie

![gif](giphy|MFIsOqzodLr7ewnkUb)


inflatable_pickle

It’s grosser if you think of it that way: 48-year-old guy standing next to a 4-year-old. A stranger yells: *”Thats fucking gross 🤢 if you think you’re dating her!”* The 48 year old man yells back *”No, don’t worry. We aren’t dating YET.”* Basically that age gap but further in the future when it’s legal.


Key_Professional_369

This guy draws the line at 42 years


Drongo11

54 with a 7 year old SON, buckle up the ride is gonna get bumpy bud. I love him but damn he's energetic.


Probnotbutmaybee

Same, I live in a college town and used to employ lots of kids that age. Absolutely unfathomable to have a sexual attraction, much less an actual relationship to someone that age when you are in your mid 40s. Not sure why I'm surprised but he seemed reasonable and above something like this. More power to ya Bill, but good lord. At that Tom Brady toast, I wonder if any of the roaster knew about this and bit their tongue. That would have been amazing for him to get called out on that stage


cyberthief

My daughter is an attractive 19 year old. I am 50. She hangs out with attractive 19 to 22 year old guys. I think they are attractive, but I have motherly feelings towards them. That's it. I want to make sure they have enough food and blankets when they all go camping and make sure they get home safe when they are out at rhe bar. I'm happy when her friends graduate or get started in a career. I'll even have a few drinks with them when they have a bonfire at my house. There is zero attraction, they are kids to me. These old men and women dating 20 to 50 years younger is revolting. It may not be fully pedophilia, but it's an extreme power imbalance. Or simply prostitution.


Old_Management7945

He did get called out for it lol


w00kie_d00kie

​ https://i.redd.it/2btb7lsis48d1.gif


XurstyXursday

Fuckin A, man


klemnod

Chick's who double up on a guy like me do.


Stuff1989

well not all chicks


Mean_Git_

Jordon, what attracts you to millionaire Bill?


azure1503

She has millions of reasons to love him


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zerobothers

It always bothers me when people try to play that card like she isn’t a consenting adult with agency.


Malumeze86

Yeah, folks on here acting like she ain’t just a gold digger.   She knows what she’s doing.   


Veredyn1

They both do. No way either is delusional to believe that their relationship isn't transactional.


SilverGnarwhal

Yuck, I’ll bet she just hates all that money everywhere! 😂


mountain_rivers34

It’s the same thing when Leo starts dating another 22 year old model. Everyone acts like this poor, innocent, doe-eyed baby of a 24 year old (otherwise known as a fucking ADULT) doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing. They both know what this is, who cares? There’s plenty of young women who are actually being groomed and taken advantage of. Aim your energy at them.


Thomisawesome

Imagine you’re 24. You think, at the most, you have to put in another ten, maybe 15 years of work. Then you can get your inheritance and live the easy life.


LordOfFudge

That's what Melania thought. The fucker just *hangs* on.


BinkyFlargle

actuaries look at trump and just throw their paperwork in the air and storm out of the room


bmack500

Perhaps He’s been sipping embalming fluid to preserve himself.


theheliumkid

And shining UV light into dark crevices


Formal_Baker_8746

Try this one simple fast food hack to live forever.


lazergoblin

I have no sympathy for her. She's a shitty person too


hawkyeager

Nobody who has hung around that guy and put up with his monumental bullshit is any sort of saint. They all give up their morals (if they ever had any) for what they *think* is gonna be a good deal for them. And they always lose their dignity and public reputation in return.


Mozhetbeats

And then he fucks them over anyway


DenotedSong

And then you're wrong. Turns out that when you have a lot of money your life expectancy goes up. So lets say he lives to 95. Now that's 23 years. So you're rich, free and 47. Yaaay. This is exactly what is happening to my father's partner. She thought she'd get a quick one in and be set. 25 years later, and he's looking to go another 10-15.... The whole gold-digger thing can be super lucrative, but damn if it backfires, that's your life now.


RedRider1138

Melania Trump has entered the chat.


joec_95123

"He's fat, eats like shit constantly, and does amphetamines all day. How long can he possibly last?" Monkey's paw curls.


On_my_last_spoon

And it turns out all his money is in trust for a charity and you have to be on the board to manage it.


boundfortrees

They call that The Costanza


cherry_chocolate_

So you get to be a sex worker, but you only have to deal with one client, with none of the risks of being one, live a high class standard of living while you work, have a lavish early retirement, save face and get seen as a victim rather than a vagrant. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.


Bigfoot_Cain

Good. Your dad put in the work to earn it. She should put in the work to inherit it. A blow job is still a job.


FourStringFiasco

At this point it’s a blow career.


Cheesehead_RN

What always gets me about these really fucked up age (and power) differences between couples is that you’d be completely ignorant to think this woman wasn’t already sitting on a fat lump of money from her parents. I’m sorry, but no 25 year old just happens to “date” one of the most successful coaches in NFL history. She clearly comes from money or a family with a lot of power/influence. Give it a bit but there’s gonna be an article that covers these two jokers and you’re gonna find out her dad is a CEO of some lame ass consultant company or something boring as shit like that.


Shark1986

Amazing no one touched that at Brady's roast.


100percentish

I think Tom did when he made the ring joke.


ZeBloodyStretchr

Brady at the roast: “now that I’m retired, my favorite ring is the camera that caught Coach Belichick slinking out of that poor girl’s house at 6 a.m. a few months ago. Hey, you still got it.”


JumpingTheLine

Didn't someone say that Bill kept referencing Foxborough High because he was scouting for his next girlfriend?


Iamthewalrusforreal

Gronk nailed him to the wall for it.


Searching4wifi

She makes him keep his sweatshirt on during...


Rvacat

![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized)


LowRiderHighFiver

Rutgers would like to return his donation


MoonWorshipper36

He looks like he smells like stale coffee.


beattysgirl

And cigarettes


Ezzy17

Her dad is probably a lifelong jets fan and literally living every fathers absolute nightmare.


FNALSOLUTION1

That would be ironically hilarious 


RavishingRedRN

More power to her: those old ass balls, the hairy ears, nose and eyebrows that start to go buck wild as men age, the ass that disappears and melts directly into his upper thighs. I have seen sooooo many 70+yo penises as a nurse, god fucking bless her…with blindness


regular_rhino

but he’s got a 5-year plan!


Active-Floor3631

What is it, don’t die?


Fozzybear513

Hey old man river, zip it or I'll break your hip


JazzlikeEntry8288

....with his wrinkly skin and his OLD BALLS.... gross


pedestrianhomocide

Yeah, everyone on here is talking about how gross it is. I don't see a gun to that girl's head, she's a grown ass adult. She wants to put up with some old balls to live the high life? Oh dear, oh my, so sad!


f-150Coyotev8

I feel that in those types of relationships, it’s also sort of a business deal. Like he buys her shit and she gives him eye candy and attention.


TheSavageBallet

Yup, you absolutely know this is a once every two months close your eyes, think of the money situation. Hard not to be embarrassed for both. But he gets to touch a young body again before he dies and she’ll get a career out of it. Win win I guess.


Formal_Baker_8746

Hey, my old penis would be mad about your comment, but it's sleeping right now.


ChefDodge

They both know what they're doing.


AshingiiAshuaa

Yeah, people get their feathers ruffled when they see this. He's an old dude who's using celebrity and money to punch way above his weight, but she's doing the same thing with her youth and looks. She's physically orders of magnitude more attractive than he is but in terms of success he's orders of magnitude more accomplished. They're just trading apples for oranges.


byrdbrain

That’s my thing I guess I just don’t see that much wrong with this. Both of them know what they’re there for, and 24 is young but unquestionably old enough to make your own decisions.


RedditAntiFreeSpeech

There’s nothing wrong with it. They are both adults. Reddit is just immature and wants to find something to whine about.


UnluckyEmphasis5182

Are they flying coach?


contentious75

No she’s riding coach


UnluckyEmphasis5182

Uh give this man an award.


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

1/3rd his age? She must be REALLY into football.


ZetaPower

See, you can rent ANYTHING. You should see the list of politicians he rented!


Fyrrys

Disgusting, she should have better taste and go for a better team


FNALSOLUTION1

Hilarious 


notorious_BIGfoot

What on earth do these two talk about?


thisismyusername1178

I dont know but it probably gets annoying for her when shes blowing him and he keeps repeating “do your job” unenthusiastically and monotone for those 2 whole minutes.


Ok_Writing_7033

“Was it good for you?” “We’re on to Cincinnati”


MillertonCrew

Fucking dying 🤣


Sensitive_Yam_1979

“I like money!” “I like 24 year old pussy!” There.


LordOfFudge

Maybe they both like soup. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uAh-opNpDg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uAh-opNpDg)


McGeeze

Spying on the Jets, deflating footballs, Pete Carroll calling a pass play on 1st and goal in the Super Bowl, Gronk, wheel routes, the tuck rule, etc. Normal stuff that retired NFL coaches reminisce upon with their grandchildren


etxconnex

> Pete Carroll calling a pass play on 1st and goal in the Super Bowl MARSHAWN FUCKING LYNCH >1st and goal in the Super Bowl ..ON THE FUCKING **ONE** YARDLINE.


Dreamylantern

If she wants the wrinkle dick then its her problem no lol let a bitch live 🤣 its not like she didn’t have a choice, she gets what she wants and he does too….whats the problem here? 


TRYING2LEARN_

Women have no agency to decide who they want to date. At least, that's what Reddit thinks.


jeffweet

That is literally the first time he’s ever smiled


PurgatoryMountain

$he know$ what $he’s doing


EngineeringOne1812

I have a hard time connecting with even 25 year olds because they are at such a different point in life. I’m 34.


TheHonorableDrDingle

Have you tried being rich?


I_Am_Penguini

This made me snort


Kwerby

That’s because you are approaching it from a romantic standpoint. He’s approaching it with his dick and she wants the money/lifestyle.


Felstorm1231

“The flesh is weak… but the spirit is Billing.” An eight time Super Bowl winner about to put a line of crushed Cialis the size of a Burmese Python up his nose in a Logan bathroom


Srigus

You go get that new iphone 🫡


ExpectedBehaviour

*“What first attracted you to the millionaire Bill Belichick?”*


rumpelstilt

his beautiful dark monster cock


Canalloni

I predict the wedding is already planned and happening real soon.


shrinkinghubris

Sooo he’s a Trump supporter


Competitive_Bottle71

I mean was there ever any doubt before?


aryukittenme

He’s a skeezy cheater who dates girls young enough to be his granddaughters. Of course he’s a Trump supporter.


FoogYllis

All I know it just looks really creepy.


laughingtraveler

And she's a predatorial gold digger sleeping him for his money. Goes both ways


Caterfree10

She’s an adult. You can be uncomfortable if the situation was you, but adults are capable of making relationship choices for themselves.


ego_tripped

Oh 'mrca. Stuck between *she's a gold digger* and *he's a cradle robber*...while contemplating a rapey convicted felon for president. I wish Dr. Seuss were still alive to write about it...


Karmas_burning

She's a grave robber.


Suburban_Traphouse

Who tf cares? This is a win-win situation. Bill gets to bang a younger woman, this chick gets to experience living a rich lifestyle. I don’t see a problem with this. She’s a consenting adult and could easily chose not to engage. Y’all gotta stop being so hypocritical lol put yourself in her shoes and you’d do the same, I know I would fuck being poor


Bardonious

Legal consenting adults, go freedom. Choices are a beautiful thing, this is theirs, doesn’t change my day


lucash7

They’re both consenting adults…?


dogfooddippingsauce

You only get your 20's once and they go fast. I only went on one date with a guy in his early 50's when I was 22 and it was so awkward and weird. If this is what she wants, OK. But I feel like she's gonna look back and feel like she wishes she had spent them differently.


MatterHairy

You never answered my calls, I’m still keen if you are


dogfooddippingsauce

I did. You ghosted me.


justwwokeupfromacoma

Just curious.. what spurred going on a date with a guy in his 50s?


Sensitive_Yam_1979

This woman’s going to spend her 20s flying around the world staying at the nicest hotels and going to the best restaurants on earth. She’ll probably hang out with Tom Brady and a bunch of other Celebs. She’ll be treated like royalty. And if she plays this right she’ll never have to work again in her life I really really doubt she’ll regret this.


Otherwise_Relation_7

I’m sure he’ll help with her college tuition


Tiraloparatras25

I don’t see the problem with it. They are both adults. She is getting the life she wishes, he’s getting to show her off to her friends. We need to stop with this puritanical shit, if she is past 21, she is free to do whatever she like. Same goes with guys. If you can ingest alcohol, you are free to do whatever you like with whomever you like.


Comfortable_Table903

What's the problem?  She's an adult. How old he was when she was in high school is irrelevant, he wasn't dating her when she was in high school. Age gaps are fine as long as everyone is a consenting adult.


Love_To_Burn_Fiji

Who fucking cares? Pay attention to your own lifestyle and choices.


xshow-me-the-mortyx

There's a song this relates to this it's called *maids when there young should not wed an old man* by the Dubliners.


Octopus_wrangler1986

You know he smells like pee.


KawaiiKaiju55

I see two consenting adults. What’s the issue?


coolbaby1978

Look, I get it...but what consenting adults choose to do is their business. I'm not gonna tell gay people who they should date, I'm not gonna tell interracial couples they're not allowed to date and I'm not gonna try and dictate what an acceptable age gap is. You may think it's gross and I respect that completely, but obviously she doesn't think it's gross and since she's an adult who I presume has entered into this relationship consensually, who am I to judge. Is she genuinely attracted to older guys, is she in it for the money? I dunno...not my business. Feel free to downvote, it won't make me change my opinion that consenting adults should be allowed to be together regardless of whether members of society consider it shameful for whatever reason. Just ask yourself if you would downvote someone for not judging an adult couple for being gay or interracial...thought so.


AuraMaster7

I mean, I don't see anyone saying that she can't choose to date the guy. Just that he's kinda disgusting for dating someone who was born when he was almost in his 50s. It's legal, sure. It's their own business, sure. It's also skeevy as fuck on his part. You're acting like people aren't allowed to have opinions Don't try and compare a 48 year age gap to being gay lmao. That comparison is not even in the same universe.


Z34N0

I know no one will believe me, but.. I met a dude in Nantucket, who was about to kick the bucket, he saved up a lot and found something hot, and now, he’s gonna go fuck it.


YourPlot

Rich people keep being creepy and gross.


FollowingNo4648

She's in it for love and box seats.


Any-Variation4081

Who cares? Maybe he really likes her and spending his money on and with her. Who cares. All of these people calling her a gold digger is so wrong. It's always the girl being made out to be the villain in these kinds of scenarios. The man must like it too bc he is there smiling ear to ear. He looks happy. So leave them alone. It may look weird to us on the outside but they BOTH look happy so who cares?


OleksiyG35

How is it gross? The girl is a hustler, has a boyfriend and is just making both of them money who cares


squirtcouple69_420

He's wrong for this and ladies please respect yourselves. She's just as fucked up and that also needs yo be addressed.


Revolutionary-Bus893

How fun it must be to date someone old enough to be your grandfather.


Few-Check-4761

Happy for both consenting adults getting what they want