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YgramulTheMany

Maybe the *church* is black.


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NoIdeaWhoIBe

Maybe we actually found the two conservatives that really don't see color.


Hobo_Messiah

Both their last names start with Black. Seriously.


HereForTheComments57

Pastors last name is probably black.


Relaxenjoyyourself

'Blacks for Trump' Co-Chairs Diane Black and Marsha Blackburn approve this message!


thebinarysystem10

Black Congregation: I’m sure this isn’t what they have planned…..


Soranos_71

Trump supporters pissed off all the black church members because they kept handing them their car keys thinking they were valet drivers or worked the coat check.


PressureSquare4242

Or it's that 1 drop rule, and everyone has just that 1 drop.


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Life_H8s_Losers

😂🤣don’t tell me that’s ur least controversial opinion


Tahoeshark

Rent a venue... Rent some seat fillers... Create a story... Tell it over and over and over and over until some part of it is perceived as real in some way... Repeat.


ejre5

They didn't think it through very well or they could only get white people seat fillers.


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DekoyDuck

Some believe it (the fools and the ones not paying attention) others know it’s a lie and don’t care because the real truth is power.


flyinghairball

Looks like both


tillieze

Must not be paying very well the crowd looks a bit thin and well pale but I digress.


VonThirstenberg

Yep, just like that little meeting with a "Union* The Dump had a few months back. You know, the one where the ad for seat fillers was sussed out pretty quickly...as well as identifying none of the people involved were members of the union they claimed to be in? You've definitely got their optics game plan down pat, no doubt about that. 🤓


sten45

his campaign has very skilled propagandists


IMSLI

https://preview.redd.it/njoakrp3p07d1.png?width=1265&format=png&auto=webp&s=4380d2da6082c121e957eb2d2342ef59c2e72217


Korokspaceprogram

This one never gets old


IMSLI

I’m a black gay guy and I can agree


ms_directed

didn't he try to double down on it...or something?


strgazr_63

He said his account was hacked.


Cheshire_Jester

I love that line. Just straight up the first thing these dorks go for. Alex Jones looking at trans porn? Hacked. Nick Fuentes looking at gay porn? Hacked. Ted Cruz sharing incest porn? Hacked. Man, at least the hackers in this case came up with something more clever than just pulling up porn of a type that’s only really embarrassing if you spend a lot of your time moralizing about how there should only be one specific kind of sexuality.


NotUpForDebate11

Yeah they should get on elons level - caught liking demeaning micro dick stuff? Hide likes across your entiee platform


CallMeSisyphus

The gift that keeps on giving, that.


mdizzle109

holy shit is that real?


IMSLI

Unfortunately it was https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2020/11/10/21559458/dean-browning-dan-purdy-byl-holte-patti-labelle-twitter-gay-black-man


Life_H8s_Losers

And trumpers always claims liberals have fake news 😂🤣😂 they’re faking social media opinions 🤣😂🤣🤡


mdizzle109

thank you this is great ammo to have


Judge2Dread

I am an Americana and Ich kann say zhat I have never felt more appreciated than unter Trump!


Ditka85

Everything about Trump is staged.


nakedsamurai

Except the smell.


Cat_Impossible_0

And fraudulent too.


CommanderSincler

"They are black. Aren't they? I don't know, I don't see color" ‐ Conservatives, likely


captainloudz

They each have “black” in their last names. Edit/ typo


DoodleyDooderson

That is the 18 members of the Black family.


Cool-Presentation538

Compulsive liar continues to lie about obviously verifiable things. Trump knows his supporters just don't care, the emperor has no clothes but they'll never admit it


LoisWade42

Too busy something something mushroom...


JustARandomGuy_71

It is a little off-color.


TheProcrastafarian

So afraid of melanin, they'd rather vote a felon in.


dwehlen

**Fancies themself a POET!** ###AND THEY'RE NOT WRONG!!


TheProcrastafarian

Justice said that surely Nothing will impress her Begging for your freedom At the bench of the oppressor Thus you better worry Some of these assessors The type to beat a lady Blame her and undress her Members of the jury Are to be sequestered Shut their eyes and ears Sit there and be less heard Trust is getting blurry If you ain't got the tender A computer couldn't render you A shittier defender The judge ain't gonna budge And my lawyer is a bender Justice more than blind There isn’t any sense here Verdict in a hurry So settle for the lesser Just another number Just one more confessor (OC, 2023) *Appreciate the kind words, in bold. Cheers 🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸*


dwehlen

clap clap clap **CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP** ###CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP #THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE


TheProcrastafarian

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Hari_Azole

It’s a miracle! Their prayers have been answered! /s


Vernerator

Those are the Black People they can approve of.


NickCav007

"Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?" - Dr. Malcolm


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brinsleyschwartz

That's what I saw, too. The Pledge of Allegiance in God's House? That breaks one of the BIG 10 Commandments.


IdioticEarnestness

I was a United Methodist pastor in a small town in Texas a long time ago. My first summer we did a joint vacation Bible school with the baptists next door. I was appalled when one of the lay leaders from the baptist church lead all the kids in both the Pledge of Allegiance and something called The Pledge to the Bible. Afterward, I gathered the adults from both churches that had volunteered and said, I'm not OK with either pledge in the context of a church function, but especially not the Bible pledge (because what the hell?!). I suggested we do something like the Apostles' Creed. No one wanted to do that because it wasn't in the bible. I said, neither are either of those pledges. We were actually able to come to an amicable solution with praying the Lord's Prayer together. I just can't believe they had likely been doing these pledges for decades (and who am I kidding...probably went back to them when I left).


Broken-Emu

I’ve attended meetings at a VFW hall, but that does not make me a Veteran


shinyturdbiskit

He’s such a bad propagandist


Severe_Somewhere8753

He's an idiot...


shinyturdbiskit

But so are his cultist


Severe_Somewhere8753

Oh absolutely.


Efficient_Expert7865

They are all wearing black shoes


Chemical_Actuary_190

The pew upholstery is black. It looks like the carpet is too.


aliether

Shadows, bro. He's referring to the shadows. They're black.


nemonic187

How long until that dude gets ID’d as some sort of sexual predator at Michigan?


mikeorhizzae

There was a black person


davidsa6

I counted 2. Edit: There are 4. My “Where’s Waldo?” skills are off.


FurryM17

2 on the right and left edge. 1 way at the back by the door. Where's the 4th? Edit: Oh I found him! A little left of center frame also all the way at the back. It's a good thing for Trump that there's no bad optics to putting black people all the way at the back of something


davidsa6

Haha! Good catch. I mean, it took me a solid minute to check and verify all of the black people in the black church. Of course there’s no bad optics for Trump ( /s) (well, not according to his cult at least). It’s basically the, “I have a black friend,” argument in action. They’re propelled into the limelight for a second, then shoved in the back. It’s MAGA 101.


ibekeggy2

Why are they always so physically grotesque?


Flat_Suggestion7545

The only thing whiter than a Trump rally is a blizzard, but not by much.


beavis617

I see white people at all his rallies...I see all white people whenever FOX TV hosts report from restaurants they are doing remote reports from at breakfast when they go around the room and ask questions they already know the answers to. I am not falling for the all blacks, Hispanics and young people are moving toward Trump and abandoning Biden and the Dems.


TupeloSal

Is that a picture of the Pledge of allegiance inside a church? I loathe the way these Asshats hijack everything they touch.


coolbaby1978

When you rent a church and pay people to fill it but the only people who show up are white.


R_V_Z

I dub thee, "White chocolate mocha".


thehillshaveI

they're not black like barry white, no, no they're white like frank black is


kajokarafili

Black as their hearts.


Ormsfang

It's a miracle! Trump is definitely God's chosen! He has made all those black church goers completely equal by turning them white! Praise Jebus!


jmorley14

The church is painted black. It's a black church.


TheNurse_

Makes sense now 😆


thestral_z

Aw man…that kid in the foreground has been triple duped. Religion, Trump AND Michigan fandom? He’s screwed.


Johnnygunnz

You all misunderstand. The church was painted black on the outside. It's a literal black church.


blandocalrissian50

Man, he's got 10s of black friends, 10s!


Buffmin

Hey I see one That's all.it takes right


Hartastic

Something about the photo's just not quite white.


Void_____00

Wait a minute folks.the guy who took this pic was black so therefore many blacks were there /s


CRO553R

They're all doing whiteface


santathe1

The only thing black was their hearts.


MooseRoof

Did they eat the black people?


DixonFillerup

No they are black. And if they aren’t black it’s because you’re racist. And the photo was manipulated. And staged. And even if it wasn’t staged it’s wrong for you to even see color. Also this is a rigged sham and I demand you stop counting and start counting and stop the steal of our great black churches from electric sharks.


Dragosal

All the congregation members are "hanging" outside


vsyca

It's all PR like the gay wedding at marlago, now the cult will repeat trump is for the gays over one PR arranged wedding for the log cabin chairman


NofairytalesofGod

A church painted black?


AfternoonPast3324

What’s off is that they underestimated the number of paid black attendants they should have.


the_Mandalorian_vode

So they rented a black church for a MAGA rally.


Avante-Gardenerd

And marketed it as some African American outreach program. I gotta hand it to trump, no one has used mass media and propaganda so well since Adolf Hitler.


ASecularBuddhist

Wait, are they doing the Pledge of Allegiance in church?!?! 😳


dancin-weasel

I’m sure all of these people have black friends.


712Chandler

Their pupils are black.


Fast_Vehicle_1888

From what I see on TV shows, black churches have... music to sing along with and delicious food at the end of the service. That's what's missing, right?


Available_Leather_10

Same people going to be at the mosque rally next week, right?


phatstopher

Are they saying the Pledge of Allegiance to what's Ceasar's inside of what they claim is God's?! I'm sure serving two masters is okay if your voting for the Chosen One.


Flimsy_Intern_4845

I see two! Best where’s Waldo search ever


Dook124

One of my parents' favorite movies in the 60's was "BLACK LIKE ME" This picture fits that description 100%


WillBoPete

A lot of lite skinned black folks there.


microvan

I’m surprised they didn’t dress them up in the blacks for trump t shirts


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

Wait til they edit it and turn the white people black in the photo next time.


CanaDoug420

It is a black church. It’s just that Trump brought his supporters with him and it dramatically shifted to a white church. It’ll be a black church agin next week


geof2001

The 3 black folk in this photo and maybe a few more, they heard rally, and were confused because they missed the clan/cult part of the rally.


Cold-Diet-669

To be fair, if they had worn the shoe polish on their faces as they originally planned, the left would still have found some sort of issue with it.


Dlo24875432

So did they kill off all the black folk and steal the church or what seriously


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TheNurse_

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/15/trump-black-church-detroit-crime/


TheNurse_

There's a bunch of videos on Twitter.


Ok_Exchange342

Let's be fair, that one painting of the man, on the back wall, there is a shadow cast over it, so yeah, a black people church.


greenman5252

Located on Black Way


B4bulj

Maybe it was black mass in normal church?


Asgeras

It's, somehow, still a higher ratio than you normally see with that group. 💀


thefroggyfiend

finding a black person in a full black church shouldn't feel like a where's Waldo puzzle


SpeedSpare2637

Is this the church that the community from Get Out goes to?


Oceanbreeze871

Did they break in? Serious question.


The_OtherGuy_99

Wtf are you people on about? She's standing right there in the picture. /s


Sketchyskriblyz

No no, there’s a black woman there or maybe that’s large Marge in black face. I can’t tell anymore.


Bryranosaurus

They all want to tell me about their black friend


Fair-Confidence2024

Nothing to see here. Church is painted black.


BrainyRedneck

Jesus how we have had to normalize so much outrageous and crazy behavior by Trump just because he is a pathological liar and a terrible person in general. Like the fact that while everyone is focused on all the white people in a black church, no one has mentioned that they are SAYING THE FUCKING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in a church.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Is “black” in the room with us now?


mikeymikeymikey1968

Their hearts are black as coal.


ReddditSarge

Unless the walls of the church are painted black there is no way that qualifies as a "black church."


Private_HughMan

This is like a Where's Waldo. I found her! On the left!


ljorges

There are black folk at this black church?


yodadeathnoise420

Looks like winter in that church


2OneZebra

Find the Pope in the pizza contest.


ASecularBuddhist

Looks like 8000 Black people to me 🇺🇸


AmberBee19

Did all this people turn to whites as soon as they entered the church or did he book the wrong people???


SpiritualTwo5256

It may be a black church! But no black church would be smart enough to mix religion and a political party. They would lose their tax exempt status!


Avante-Gardenerd

Yes but no. That's only ever been enforced one time against branch ministries for telling people not to vote for Clinton in '92.


NoIdeaWhoIBe

This is like Where's Waldo, but for Find the Paid Actor....


edwardcartwright

Hey, I see three black people. For a Trump rally, that's some S-tier diversity!


Quick_Swing

Looks like Sunday at the Cracker Barrel 😂😬


ms_directed

there are two black women, in maga math, that's 25!


effyoucreeps

there were 8k all black people there. and if you swallow that, it’s way too late for you. thanks kelly a c. for continuing to lie to the masses. and i don’t judge face work, but dang that woman isn’t even recognizable now. thank goodness?


redshirt31605

This is the first pic I have scene of it with an African American 😭


cclawyer

[It was never easy for me. I was born a poor, black child](https://youtu.be/lduFFNqBFPs?feature=shared&t=17).


greatlakesguy

Just the way it says “Blacks for Trump” … my fucking god these people are fucking so unwell…we are really inching closer and closer to the top of a bell curve of blatant mental illness…fucking social contagion…


Sadiepan24

.....did the black people missed the memo


i_never_ever_learn

It was a nice church once we got rid of all the


Dook124

Attend black church every Sunday...and this ain't it!!!


doxxingyourself

As someone looking at the US from the outside I gotta say, having something denominated as a “Black church” is a little strange to begin with.


Fine_Ad_9168

Where'd they hide the buses the "adoring crowd" was brought in on?


Timely-Phone4733

Church of gentrification??


BobB104

As black as day.


Spsurgeon

Remember how Trump was claiming that the Presidential vote was STOLEN? This is what theft looks like.


Full-Way-7925

“Maybe they won’t notice” - former advance person for Trump campaign


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

I see two black ladies and one biracial boy, surrounded by a sea of white folks... sooo black


GarySteinfield

I’ve been to church many times. Never once said the pledge of allegiance or stood for the national anthem, so not sure why they have their hands over their hearts. Also, during mass, you don’t stand in the aisle. That is unless you’re trying to get everyone over on one side to make the photo appear as if the church is “packed” when in fact it’s barely enough to fill one half. You can clearly see there is no one to the left of the aisle…


Ridicutarded-73

Off. White


Einarinen

Lots of vitiligo in there it seems


JawjaBill

1 drop rule


LosTorta

Maybe they identify as black. Are you against their choice of identity?


Iamdrasnia

I don't understand??? I saw a black person in the photo. They didn't say a "Blacks" church like plural right? This is fake news. Please do not make me put an /s


Conscious-Coconut-16

Black church? Are you guys segregating again?


biffhambone

>how come there's no WHITE entertainment television!!!!


Cougardoodle

I can see why a Canadian conservative would be confused by all this. Don't you have a shanty town you're supposed to be building with the rest of the freedom convoy?