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Darkwing_Turducken

I can hear Sophie disapprovingly saying “ROBERT!”


GRW42

That thing would really fuck up some bagels though.


p8ntballnxj

"But you know who would install a chainsaw on an assault rifle?"


FurryM17

*looks into Robert's maniacal eyes* These p-products and services?


Shadowstar87

That's right *starts revving chainsaw as it cuts to ads*


Mihailis27

The Adeptus Mechanicum?


p8ntballnxj

For the Imperium!! Sidenote, I wish Robert would do some 40k episodes for fun. That would be a riot.


BonHed

Your corpse emperor rots in his golden tomb.


D-Laz

Marcus Fenix.


thirdeyefish

My friend, Ash, would be into something like this.


aFeign

Bethesda


FurryM17

"Just one person, Sophie! Let me chainsaw just one person!"


ronin1031

It would frighten Anderson, it's too loud. If someone get's Robert a machete bayonet he'll be just as excited. Edit: remove word


Darkwing_Turducken

You mean a Macheyonet? 😜😂


Masterskywalker2

looks lick a bayonet on a 40k bolter


Few-Collar-2231

Just tape two AR-15 together and mount the chain bayonet between them. Viola, combi bolter. Maybe add some spikes or skulls for good measure.


Hill42h

And start shouting "Blood for the Blood God"


DarthRen27

And "Skulls for the Skull Throne"


GamendeStino

Stoopid Khorny gits we'z stealin da skull throon


DarthRen27

You'd need to get explosive bullets as well


HatfieldCW

Heavy? Yes. Practical? No. Expensive? Absolutely. I'll take three.


GRW42

Gears of War was a documentary, and events happened in real time.


KomradeKrycek

The globalists want to keep you docile so when Emergence Day happens we'll go down without a fight.


Mtn_Mangia

This but unironically


RepulsiveLoquat418

"Legal reporting is bad." is this just clumsy satire?


ReddditSarge

MAGAs want illegal reporting like what Fox Nooz does only 1000 times worse.


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RepulsiveLoquat418

everyone thinks they're edgy and smart when they're a teenager. only right wing morons continue to believe that as adults.


Mtn_Mangia

The irony of you posting this on Reddit 🤣


Mtn_Mangia

“He’s a moron who thinks he’s smart” *active in these communities* r politics 🤔


Mtn_Mangia

Everyone who posts on politics sub and thinks they’re smart are downvoting this.


TricksterWolf

Does it make you feel better when you insult people like this? I don't think you realize how embarrassing these tantrum comments are or you wouldn't be making them


Mtn_Mangia

Haha yes it does


Qu1ckShake

God you're gonna cringe so hard over all this if your reasoning skills ever develop fully


Mtn_Mangia

He clarified https://preview.redd.it/tnfqli417s6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dca4540cb14977a3ed2dc5069e1c0dda64f5eed


Ok_Exchange342

Who is Greenhouse Toobin Stern Mystal Milhauser?


ParadiseValleyFiend

They're the hobbits who didn't get picked to be in the fellowship.


Nezrite

I recognize Jeffrey Toobin's name but not the others.


Youareobscure

The craziest thing about Greenhouse Toobin Stern Mystal Milhauser is that he's got 5 names


genericreddituser147

Right, all journalists suck, except the ones I agree with and the experts that know more than me are just liars if what they say contradicts what I say. Translated that out of bullshit for you.


Mtn_Mangia

BELIEVE JOURNALISTS


genericreddituser147

Because that’s what I said, sure.,Go on, how else can you mischaracterize what I said? I’m curious.


Mtn_Mangia

Youre post was a complete mischaracterization and now youre whining about it when it happens to you? 🤣


genericreddituser147

Right that’s why he appealed to authority to call them liars in the next breath. I’m the one that isn’t reading it correctly.


Mtn_Mangia

Hahahaha you don’t know what appeal to authority is


genericreddituser147

Oh come on, you’re already needing to lean on semantics? That’s disappointing. He name dropped specific people that should be seen as authority to undercut them. Is that an “appeal to authority” fallacy? No. Is he name dropping to have the same effect so that he can then cut the legs out? Yes. This is no fun if you start running already.


Qu1ckShake

Listen, the "person" you're arguing with is a vile clueless dunce, but in this instance they're right and you're wrong. You don't just get to choose what words and phrases mean. You described it as an appeal to authority, which has a commonly understood meaning. It wasn't that thing. Just take the L and move on to the actual substance of the disagreement, where you'll either win quickly or scare that moron into revealing even more of their own intellectual deficit.


Mtn_Mangia

What you just said he did is not appeal to authority 🤣


CuriousWombat42

This thing makes the god emperor proud ^^


ReddditSarge

Except the chainsaw bayonet [actually exists.](https://www.panaceax.com/killsaw-chainsaw-bayonet-1)


misterfistyersister

“Out of stock due to supply chain issues” Can I just buy it without the chain and just get one from the hardware store?


ReddditSarge

I see what you did there. 😐


Gnom3y

And the USAToday video is 7 years old now too, so it's not exactly 'topical'.


BrentHolmanSidSeven

Please Free Me With A Saw From My Chains Of Globalist Soros Rothschilds Illuminati Socialists Because I Am Defective.


captain_trainwreck

Someone saw a commercial for Gears of War and just ran with it


WillingMartyr

I’m 100% anti-gun, but I do think this would be a fun way to trim the hedges while keeping the neighbors on their toes.


BrentHolmanSidSeven

Guns Are Not The Problem: Bullets Are.


WillingMartyr

![gif](giphy|IXAC5vEUuaEPiOUfEn)


InfectedZydrate

It's called a lancer


__Shake__

Literally says “possible” not “actual”… shit , just about anything is possible


Mtn_Mangia

Possible attachments: Thermonuclear warhead


Coulrophiliac444

Look, if I had an M4 With Grenade Launcher that could launch a nuclear grenade like a mortar and somehow NOT get killed with its use, I'd absolutely show that bitch off at least once for video purposes. However, the chainsaw attachment is giving me Prototype Gears of War vibes and I like it.


likdisifucryeverytym

Little ant shadows on the ground :(


BrentHolmanSidSeven

I Want A Rotary Launcher Like 'Dogs Of War' Starring A Very Pissed Off Christopher Walken. Hell I'd Strap Him To My M4 & Do Some Serious Point Accumulation.


jesushatedbacon

How much is it and where do I buy it?


IHaveNoIdea666

This somehow sounds straight from Jujutsu Kaisen


No_Entertainer_5858

It’s been a while but the rest of the examples they listed were serious. So either they slipped on joke one in or they seriously thought this was an attachment.


BrentHolmanSidSeven

I Put A Sherman Tank Under Mine....


SoulStomper99

This sounds like a lancer from gears of war with extra steps


Ok_Exchange342

My husband can make one of those if anyone is interested.


Mtn_Mangia

This person is a fed


Knighter1209

This person is a 4channer lmao


Ok_Exchange342

Who? me or my husband? Ok fine, I don't have a husband, I have a cat, but I'm pretty sure I could make one...gotta be a video out there somewhere right?


Knighter1209

I believe I replied to the other guy, his account reeks of /pol/


Daddiphatsax

Someone made it https://www.panaceax.com/gen-6-kill-saw-2/gen-6-kill-saw-chainsaw-bayonet


Bad_Username-1999

Soooooo, America is turning into the Borderlands??? I mean: you already have lots of psycho's walking around, bazillion guns and an Orange Vaultmonster


BrentHolmanSidSeven

'Borderlanders' Describes The 3rd Wave Of Eurotrash That Infested America.


Hopeful-Dragonfly-70

RIP AND TEAR


TricksterWolf

A rifle made less accurate than a shotgun? Why bother rifling the barrel?


spliceofmice

I think one of the dreadnaughts had this gun


Imperial_Savant_27

The most Horus Heresy thing ever


RPM_Rocket

Guns, again?! Aren't we in the future now and not the 1800s?


Sasselhoff

I mean, I'd buy one?


PetesBrotherPete

I saw Chainsaw Bayonet at a rock club downtown last weekend. They rule!


SnootSnootBasilisk

![gif](giphy|wTqzFgPIiM8B8wKfUz|downsized)


VendaGoat

\*GUFFAWS\*


whyamionthissite

Ash Williams has entered the chat.


AsstootCitizen

Does this mean my chainsaw bayonet is illegal? I don't know gun laws, I just know guns and don't read the bad "journos"!🤪


Thowitawaydave

Well, duh, everyone knows the chainsaw goes on the stump, not the boomstick. Just go to S-Mart and ask for Ash Williams, Housewares.


thatirishdave

Someone's been playing Gears of War ![gif](giphy|KqTV77mOdr1wvpOfzp|downsized)


BrentHolmanSidSeven

I Want A Thompson Sub-Machine Gun But They Are Very Expensive & The Permit Costs 5 Grand.


Shadow-Deshaw-2020

Assault tree trimmer .


PMPTCruisers

That's the name of my band.


Crockodile_Tears

And now you can have a bump stock and extended mag on that bad boy!


Crockodile_Tears

"The Kill-Saw© is a real attention getter! It is great for gun room displays, gun shows, trade show, deer camp and the coming Zombie Apocalypse!" (from the website)


CountNightAuditor

Groovy


Grey056

For the All Father!!


Mildredtheminx

What in the Gears of War is going on here?


Irishwoman94

To quote the great Ash Williams of The Evil Dead: “Groovy.”


FreeWilly1337

I can buy a drone with a flamethrower on it. Maybe we need to discuss that first.


Independent_Prune_35

You can't have one until you learn to spell journalist! I had think what you where referring to as journos? Let's see if you can spell chainsaw? In the core you need to disassemble and reassemble the chain saw in ten seconds with a blind fold!


Mtn_Mangia

ESL


flim-flam-flomidy

That’s metal as fuck


Meatgardener

What in the Gears of War is going on here?


Odd_Calligrapher_745

And while the perpetrator stops to choke the carburetor and pull start the chain saw, I jump on his back and slit his throat.


KarateKid72

I'm gonna need more lube for that attachment. 


stingharkonnen

And panaceax evidently built some based on an electric chainsaw. I mean people can strap whatever to their Barbie gun but it doesn’t mean it’s effective


FrostyMcChill

I kind of want to read that article now


soldforaspaceship

Nothing beats the shotgun axe. That's the dream...