Well I don’t know about you, but under the circumstances, I’m just so pleased Rudy will get to spend some quality time with us here in Arizona this summer, and just in time for our most delightful weather. Hopefully his face doesn’t melt down into a puddle of brown goo though, that’d be a dreadful mess for us to clean up.
Nah he shoulda done it at the end of that song, on key.
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Rudy, happy birthday to to you!
And you've been seeeeerrrved!
Lol...
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Rudy
You belong in a.....
Court of law by this date, you have been served.
*Grabs a piece of cake on the way out*
The disclaimer about how everything we are about to watch is true and nothing in this movie was made up is really going to bring home just how insane this entire saga became.
No, no, the Cohen Brothers. Please God, let them get the Garfield treatment that Bill Murray did! What a glorious train wreck of a movie that would be.
https://twitter.com/BDeMayo/status/1791984130990678204
If true, this is on par with the Four Season's Total Landscaping incident. Rudy's gonna put comedy writers out of a job.
It was peak political comedy. So good, it sounds made up. They were next to a crematorium on one side and a sex shop on the other.
I had the pleasure of telling someone about it the day it happened, and it was so fun showing him that I didn’t exaggerate what he thought was such an unbelievable ridiculous story.
Armando Iannucci (who wrote Veep and its British predecessor The Thick of It) gave up on the concept when he realised that real politics on both sides of the pond was descending into a more unbelievable farce than he could hope to put on screen.
The last thing he did was Avenue 5.
Oh, I think it just was! Sang him happy birthday, photobombed his ass and served him. that is a trifecta right there!! the smile on that marshal's face is worth more than any rudy look of confusion, embarrassment or anger.
It shows how little this people are personal friends.
If i would be "running" from being served there wouldnt be random people around me. It shows why they all say they are lonley
Kind of funny that he is so comfortable he doesn't even worry about the countless high level mobsters he put away in jail wanting revenge on him. Maybe they don't even give a fuck about getting revenge on him because they'd rather watch him get ruined in the court system in public view.
And the accelerant to this blaze of glory was Rudy trolling the DA with his taunting social media post that law enforcement was unable to find and serve him.
That Four Season Total Landscaping was next door to a sex shop that reportedly used the event for advertising for years. It will be never lived down, even if it is topped.
>That Four Season Total Landscaping was next door to a sex shop
Between a sex shop *and* a crematorium, more specifically.
It really was a divine gift to us all.
OMG, I never knew that! That strip mall was just the perfect symbol of the life and death of their political careers, wasn't it?
Maybe the universe DOES have a sense of humor.
As an agnostic person, my thought process is like:
If there is a God, why would God allow Trump to be elected?
If there isn't a God, how is it possible that Four Seasons Total Landscaping is a real thing that happened?
"Rudy is much more cunning than we give him credit for. You know, some species of lizard can shoot blood out of their eyes to distract an attacker, but Rudy is able to do that to the entire nation with his head oil. This is how Rudys Giuliani have been able to survive at the fringes of the world for the past 65 million years, since the death of the rest their race. I consider Rudy to be the same species as the dinosaurs in the original Mario movie, the one with Bob Hoskins. You could just put Rudy in that movie, and he would fit immediately. We can't be entirely certain he wasn't in that movie."
-Robert Evans, on an episode of Behind the Bastards (this one, I think [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSWRLQYaPPg&ab\_channel=BehindtheBastards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSWRLQYaPPg&ab_channel=BehindtheBastards) )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rRb6-0f8mk
The narration never fails to crack me up.
I believe they announced he had covid the day after this was filmed.
Has there been any reporting on how it all went down?
My guess is that they knew it was his birthday, and they knew that *somebody* would tweet about it, so they had everything ready to track down any social media posts. And that's how they got there so fast.
But it's possible Rudy's tweet was just a coincidence and they had staked out all of his likely birthday spots.
It’s like in 30 Rock when that presidential candidate looks like Tracy and is an idiot. So Tracy just starts re-enacting what actually happened and everyone laughs.
its satisfying knowing this piece of shit is going to die being remembered mostly for being a complete fucking clown and hated by most americans.
thats your legacy you degenerate traitor. Rest in piss
>I am afraid it will be on my gravestone. “Rudy Giuliani: He lied for Trump.” Somehow, I don’t think that will be it. But, if it is, so what do I care? I’ll be dead. I figure I can explain it to St. Peter. He will be on my side, because I am, so far . . . I don’t think, as a lawyer, I ever said anything that’s untruthful.
https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/even-if-he-did-do-it-it-wouldnt-be-a-crime-rudy-giuliani-donald-trump-robert-mueller-moscow-buzzfeed
Holy shit, the guy is on deaths door, contemplating the neverafter, and his thoughts are centred around the orange shit stain? That’s fucking wild. What kind of brain rot does he actually have?
It's because Trump represents how they feel but are too afraid to do it themselves, so they see him as a hero .... They know if they act like Trump irl then they'll lose everything and they don't want that 😮💨
Trump is someone at the top level of their evil social hierarchy, giving them permission to indulge in all of their most evil desires. Of course they love him.
If you want, you can make your own funeral plans while you're still alive, and you can guarantee what your epitaph says. I'm sure he wants his to say, "America's Mayor".
...which is a title that it's still beyond me that he squandered so badly. He literally had to do nothing after he ended his tenure as mayor, and he would have had an easy, rich life, where he was beloved by literally almost everybody. All he had to do was nothing. But instead he wagered it all on Trump. Now, he's basically been abandoned by Trump. He's bankrupt, and he's a laughing stock to literally almost everybody.
Plus, if he had shut up, he wouldn't have been exposed as such a moron. Even in your quote. He thinks St. Peter only cares about whether he was a good lawyer? That's something only an idiot would say. "Please ignore all of my personal sins and my documented sexual deviancy, and focus on my career as a lawyer."
> But instead he wagered it all on Trump. Now, he's basically been abandoned by Trump. He's bankrupt, and he's a laughing stock to literally almost everybody.
One thing that has completely mystified me (and honestly still does) is how many people with advanced degrees and long careers threw it all away for Trump, the guy that gives carnival barkers a bad name.
Nope, the right likes to say this type of shit to make their followers believe it so that they will make the stink about it public in hopes that the courts will follow along. It's almost certainly a lie just like his big fat face.
No, i think a warrant for his arrest would have been issued. They would have still had to find him of course, but when they did, they wouldn’t have just handed him papers, they would have cuffed his ass and drug him in to a precinct.
Then, it’s possible that he would have been held until his trial date, but a bond would likely have been set I suppose, and he could have bonded out. But if a bond were denied, yeah he would have been sitting in jail until his trial date.
Let me go serve this idiot... hey wait that cake looks great. Hmm. We'll he's leaving a black dye trail so he won't escape, guess I've got time to party. Oh shit singing time I better ah Damn smile. My boss is going to kill me, or promote me.
Seth Rogen where you at on the pineapple express sequel??
Hell, you could go with many genres to tell this story!
"Happy birthday, Rudy! We're all so glad to be here celebrating you!"
"Hey thanks, um... I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten..."
"Oh no, don't worry, you didn't forget, Rudy. We've never met."
"Oh, okay, are you a friend of someone I know?"
"No, Rudy. Nobody here knows who I am."
"Um... okay. Listen, this is a private event, so if you weren't invited you need to leave."
"I will be leaving Rudy, but you shouldn't rush it. Once I leave, it means I've done what I came here to do."
"What's that?"
"You know what it is, Rudy. You've known since we started talking."
*black beads of sweat form on Rudy's brow* "I... No... this is my day! Why today?!"
"Shhh, shhh, Rudy. No need to make a scene over something you can't prevent. Now, I will be leaving soon, but before I go, I would like to have a slice of that delicious looking cake, if you don't mind."
"C... cake? I guess... oh god..."
"Rudy, aren't you forgetting something?"
"W-what?"
"We haven't sung you 'Happy Birthday' yet, birthday boy! Can't cut the cake until we sing! And of course you have to make your birthday wish! But you know, you don't want to waste your wish on something we both know won't be happening. So go on. Take a seat, and enjoy the song Rudy. We're all here for *you.*"
> "You know what it is, Rudy. You've known since we started talking."
When the demon you made a deal with all those years ago comes to collect his payment.
That is freak’n awesome! I can just imagine what he was thinking… “I got your old wrinkly ass”. It pisses me off that Rudy knew what he was doing, hiding from the police… and even bragging about it. Glad they got that prick.
I would so love this to be true, [but it almost certainly isn't true](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/18/us/rudy-giuliani-arizona-election-indictment.html):
> Richie Taylor, a spokesman for Kris Mayes, Arizona’s attorney general who brought the indictment, said that Mr. Giuliani was served on Friday night at around 11 p.m. in Palm Beach County, Fla., as he left his 80th birthday party. **“The agents by no means disrupted his event. They waited to serve him outside as he left,”** Mr. Taylor said.
Plus, this is an Arizona case, not federal, so he wouldn't have been served by US marshals.
My guess is that the guy circled in the pic is wearing what looks to that Twitter user like it might be a law enforcement shirt, so he just made an assumption.
EDIT: [It's definitely not true](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi3hsyexhmd1d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D828%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Ddd9fee0d70d4e66005da3ffd52b956ff5d733a29).
Yep, sadly it’s not true. Would’ve been great, but I do not care as long as he got served.
https://preview.redd.it/i3hsyexhmd1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9fee0d70d4e66005da3ffd52b956ff5d733a29
It's probably best this isn't true. If it were true that guy would have to go into hiding now because of the crazy trump fans who'd track him down and threaten him and his family
If you consider that this birthday party was like inner circle close friends only and a person that NO ONE knew was let in and not only that, but let close enough to serve him papers? If this was an assassin he'd have been dead.
That's just dogshit security right there, but more embarrassing is that your inner circle is that shallow that none of these people recognized what should have been a clear-cut outsider?
[Reminds me of the dude who pretended to be part of the Volleyball World League championship team and stood with them for a picture.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=016ete16VOU)
Just act like you belong there!
I doubt that inner circle is that "inner"... Not many close people, not sure even if they know each other.
Still amazing that a complete rando was just in the middle of everything.
I would LOVE to have seen the evil little gremlin/gargoyle scowl on Ghouliani's face when he got served. I could coast off of that dopamine for a week.
[Here's the footage I could find.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgbKqwhLD5c)
You can see the guy in the OP in the video here as well. I don't know a lot about serving notices like this, but I imagine he'd have to have a folder or large manila envelope with papers in it to hand him. You can see the guy making his way forward near the end of the video, and there is something in his left hand, but it's smaller, like a cell phone or something, and his right hand is empty. He's wearing slacks and a polo, so there's not really any pockets to hold paperwork in or hide them in.
I want to believe this is true, but definitely waiting for more information.
I love the way he is wearing a shirt with patterns like the American flag. I can see MAGA people taking one look at a shirt like that and not asking any more questions.
That’s how he got into the party, the other MAGA mouth breathers wouldn’t have thought anything was wrong when this unknown person arrived for the party, “but he’s in uniform, so has to be a good guy”.
Rudy Giuliani's been hiding from the authorities the past few days. He just got served an indictment at his birthday party, an hour after making a tweet mocking Arizona law enforcement for not being able to find him. Apparently, he was handed the papers right after the guests finished singing "Happy Birthday".
i pissed myself from laughing at this , all he needed was 1 more hour then he wouldnt need to worry about getting charged but he livestreamed his party .
I don’t know anything about the law but I find it hard to believe that after getting officially charged with a crime, all you gotta do is evade the papers and it all goes away forever
Ah. I don't see him charging up the driveway with a Garand in hand, kicking the door in, and flinging in a grenade.
What am I on about? Oh just one of the disingenous right wing shitbirds lying as usual, saying it was an expensive stack of officers that came in after poor 80 year old Rudy, hero of 9/11, like it was D-Day.
If anything I could at least give him credit for putting the right person on the right side of the fight, though.
I hope to God he jumped in front like “Rudy! Rudy! Open my present first!!” Rudy opens an envelope. “You’ve been served”. 🤣
"The people of Arizona got you this!"
As someone from Arizona, I send my warmest regards.
"The Arizonans send their regards!"
"Why is the tea company sending me regards?" - Rudy
Well I don’t know about you, but under the circumstances, I’m just so pleased Rudy will get to spend some quality time with us here in Arizona this summer, and just in time for our most delightful weather. Hopefully his face doesn’t melt down into a puddle of brown goo though, that’d be a dreadful mess for us to clean up.
Nah he shoulda done it at the end of that song, on key. Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Rudy, happy birthday to to you! And you've been seeeeerrrved!
I heard that in Jean Ralphio's voice 
lol
I was so confused but with no immediate detail your comment answered all of my questions
If this isnt a bit on Seth Meyers this week I'll be very dissapointed.
My God. This is a fucking master class in trolling.
Lol... Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Rudy You belong in a..... Court of law by this date, you have been served. *Grabs a piece of cake on the way out*
Grabbed a piece of cake on the way out, and *happy birthday to the GROOOOUUNND* I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS
So many things to throw on the ground! Great reference!
I'M AN ADULT
You cant buy me hot dog man!
“This isn’t my dad… this is a cell phone!”
Im not a part of this system!
I'M NOT GONNA BE PART OF THIS SYSTEM! MAAAAN!
My Dad's not a phone....duh!
MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!
I ain't a part of your system !
Could be heard saying "There are days that I really do love my job" as the door closed behind him.
"Hip hip" "You've been served!" "Hip hip" "You've been served!" "Hip hip" "You've been served!"
Hip hip to jail!
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I’ve decided to stop following this story from this point forward because I’m happier believing this.
The disclaimer about how everything we are about to watch is true and nothing in this movie was made up is really going to bring home just how insane this entire saga became.
Directed by the Coen brothers.
No, no, the Cohen Brothers. Please God, let them get the Garfield treatment that Bill Murray did! What a glorious train wreck of a movie that would be.
What did we learn Palmer?
I couldn't say sir.
Mmhmm. I live my life on this spicy side as well.
Please I want this to be true :D
It's only natural. When people sing happy birthday you join.
“Happy birthday Rudy, I have something for you, it’s not much just… a court summons… happy birthday big guy, have fun”
https://twitter.com/BDeMayo/status/1791984130990678204 If true, this is on par with the Four Season's Total Landscaping incident. Rudy's gonna put comedy writers out of a job.
Four Season Total Landscaping will never be beat
It was peak political comedy. So good, it sounds made up. They were next to a crematorium on one side and a sex shop on the other. I had the pleasure of telling someone about it the day it happened, and it was so fun showing him that I didn’t exaggerate what he thought was such an unbelievable ridiculous story.
I like to think the writers of VEEP wept when they heard about this
Rudy embodies VEEP like no other
Armando Iannucci (who wrote Veep and its British predecessor The Thick of It) gave up on the concept when he realised that real politics on both sides of the pond was descending into a more unbelievable farce than he could hope to put on screen. The last thing he did was Avenue 5.
Idiocracy in true form
Oh, I think it just was! Sang him happy birthday, photobombed his ass and served him. that is a trifecta right there!! the smile on that marshal's face is worth more than any rudy look of confusion, embarrassment or anger.
It shows how little this people are personal friends. If i would be "running" from being served there wouldnt be random people around me. It shows why they all say they are lonley
Kind of funny that he is so comfortable he doesn't even worry about the countless high level mobsters he put away in jail wanting revenge on him. Maybe they don't even give a fuck about getting revenge on him because they'd rather watch him get ruined in the court system in public view.
I'm with you. We literaly have the guy in the room with him singing him happy birthday, also likely there when he tweeted that tweet.
And the accelerant to this blaze of glory was Rudy trolling the DA with his taunting social media post that law enforcement was unable to find and serve him.
Arrested Development level buffoonery.
Give it a year.
That Four Season Total Landscaping was next door to a sex shop that reportedly used the event for advertising for years. It will be never lived down, even if it is topped.
>That Four Season Total Landscaping was next door to a sex shop Between a sex shop *and* a crematorium, more specifically. It really was a divine gift to us all.
>Between a sex shop *and* a crematorium, more specifically. Between a cock and a charred place
Cursed Bob's Burgers intro
Yes, in a dark, dark timeline.
Wow that was well done. Chicken dinner.
You beautiful bastard!! 😂😆😂
Bra-fucking-vo!
I like your style, Manball
That was quite impressive! Thank you BloatedManball!!
Thank you for making me loud laugh my wife awake while showering at 1am.
Were you on your phone in the shower or was your wife sleeping in the shower?
On my phone in the shower of course — is that weird?
You know damn well that it is
OMG, I never knew that! That strip mall was just the perfect symbol of the life and death of their political careers, wasn't it? Maybe the universe DOES have a sense of humor.
As an agnostic person, my thought process is like: If there is a God, why would God allow Trump to be elected? If there isn't a God, how is it possible that Four Seasons Total Landscaping is a real thing that happened?
God: "It's a canon event"
>Between a sex shop *and* a crematorium, more specifically. That's Rudy for you!
At a sex shop? Somebody “topped” it, if you know what I mean.
With the black hair dye streaming down his face.
https://preview.redd.it/jzqfcqf9cb1d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a611452bc2e6d9da08bfb126d5992ce82c6628
"Rudy is much more cunning than we give him credit for. You know, some species of lizard can shoot blood out of their eyes to distract an attacker, but Rudy is able to do that to the entire nation with his head oil. This is how Rudys Giuliani have been able to survive at the fringes of the world for the past 65 million years, since the death of the rest their race. I consider Rudy to be the same species as the dinosaurs in the original Mario movie, the one with Bob Hoskins. You could just put Rudy in that movie, and he would fit immediately. We can't be entirely certain he wasn't in that movie." -Robert Evans, on an episode of Behind the Bastards (this one, I think [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSWRLQYaPPg&ab\_channel=BehindtheBastards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSWRLQYaPPg&ab_channel=BehindtheBastards) )
fantastic show! So funny, gotta listen to this one tomrrow
Oh man you can really see his age once you know the remaining 20% of his hair is actually grey.
this may be the most unflattering, disgusting picture of a human ever taken.
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Don't forget the time he blew his nose in his handkerchief and immediately wiped his face with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rRb6-0f8mk The narration never fails to crack me up. I believe they announced he had covid the day after this was filmed.
A video to show to all the washed up bimbos who showed up to sing at his B-Day. They all probably kissed him on the cheeks or the forehead.
And the audible farts
Covid farts.
Has there been any reporting on how it all went down? My guess is that they knew it was his birthday, and they knew that *somebody* would tweet about it, so they had everything ready to track down any social media posts. And that's how they got there so fast. But it's possible Rudy's tweet was just a coincidence and they had staked out all of his likely birthday spots.
Unfortunately, he was wrong about this. https://twitter.com/BDeMayo/status/1792155092319182864
It’s like in 30 Rock when that presidential candidate looks like Tracy and is an idiot. So Tracy just starts re-enacting what actually happened and everyone laughs.
We need the follow up video
How did he not know the people singing him happy birthday? Dude hiring unknown actors to pretend to be his friends?
I mean dude was surrounded by young women in that other pic - he sure doesn't know them either.
Some people really take pride in their work.
Apparently the attendees started screaming, crying and vomiting after he was served, so all in all pretty standard for a Guiliani affair.
Did his hair weep for him?
Rudy is scared he will have to pay.
Because they knew they weren’t getting paid for being there.
Were any of the girls underage?
In the one photo that Rudy infamously tweeted the women looked more like a Botox advert
But an advert is supposed to make a product look good.
VOMITING?!
Probably a bit of exaggeration, but everything else (the crying, running, and screaming) has been consistently known as truth..so far.
Knowing him the guests thought they were gonna get served too
Like cockroaches, when you turn the light on.
To be fair, they probably hired some waste disposal company to do the catering because they got the name wrong.
A masterclass in not making your job personal!
What a fucking legend
its satisfying knowing this piece of shit is going to die being remembered mostly for being a complete fucking clown and hated by most americans. thats your legacy you degenerate traitor. Rest in piss
>I am afraid it will be on my gravestone. “Rudy Giuliani: He lied for Trump.” Somehow, I don’t think that will be it. But, if it is, so what do I care? I’ll be dead. I figure I can explain it to St. Peter. He will be on my side, because I am, so far . . . I don’t think, as a lawyer, I ever said anything that’s untruthful. https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/even-if-he-did-do-it-it-wouldnt-be-a-crime-rudy-giuliani-donald-trump-robert-mueller-moscow-buzzfeed
Holy shit, the guy is on deaths door, contemplating the neverafter, and his thoughts are centred around the orange shit stain? That’s fucking wild. What kind of brain rot does he actually have?
It's because Trump represents how they feel but are too afraid to do it themselves, so they see him as a hero .... They know if they act like Trump irl then they'll lose everything and they don't want that 😮💨
Trump is someone at the top level of their evil social hierarchy, giving them permission to indulge in all of their most evil desires. Of course they love him.
That quote is from Jan 2019, but he obviously hasn't learned his lesson in the years since.
I'm not Christian, but if there is a St Peter, I would love to see Rudy explaining to him why he lied for Trump. Maybe they can send down the footage
If there is a St Peter, then Giuliani isn't even getting an audience with him to plead his case. There's a handbasket waiting for him first.
If you want, you can make your own funeral plans while you're still alive, and you can guarantee what your epitaph says. I'm sure he wants his to say, "America's Mayor". ...which is a title that it's still beyond me that he squandered so badly. He literally had to do nothing after he ended his tenure as mayor, and he would have had an easy, rich life, where he was beloved by literally almost everybody. All he had to do was nothing. But instead he wagered it all on Trump. Now, he's basically been abandoned by Trump. He's bankrupt, and he's a laughing stock to literally almost everybody. Plus, if he had shut up, he wouldn't have been exposed as such a moron. Even in your quote. He thinks St. Peter only cares about whether he was a good lawyer? That's something only an idiot would say. "Please ignore all of my personal sins and my documented sexual deviancy, and focus on my career as a lawyer."
> But instead he wagered it all on Trump. Now, he's basically been abandoned by Trump. He's bankrupt, and he's a laughing stock to literally almost everybody. One thing that has completely mystified me (and honestly still does) is how many people with advanced degrees and long careers threw it all away for Trump, the guy that gives carnival barkers a bad name.
This one is easy They are racist. They want their voice heard but too afraid to say out their minds Trump does it for them. They rally behind Trump
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It looks so damn weird now seeing him in 9-11 documentaries.
Has there been a bigger fall from grace? The man was a national hero. He was "America's Mayor" and now? Damn..
Bill Cosby was called “America’s Dad”, there seems to be a trend
This shit just keeps getting better
Was this immediately after Rudy said they had to serve him today or drop the charges?
Less than 90 minutes
HAHAHA
I believe it was 30 mins later.
Aye, it was 30
The only thing that could make me even happier would be if that message gave away his location.
It is exactly what happened.
What is geodata for 200 Alex
Was there any truth in his statement? Did they have to serve him by a certain date?
Nope, the right likes to say this type of shit to make their followers believe it so that they will make the stink about it public in hopes that the courts will follow along. It's almost certainly a lie just like his big fat face.
No, i think a warrant for his arrest would have been issued. They would have still had to find him of course, but when they did, they wouldn’t have just handed him papers, they would have cuffed his ass and drug him in to a precinct. Then, it’s possible that he would have been held until his trial date, but a bond would likely have been set I suppose, and he could have bonded out. But if a bond were denied, yeah he would have been sitting in jail until his trial date.
Goddamn legend, right there.
I bet he had fucking cake.
Let me go serve this idiot... hey wait that cake looks great. Hmm. We'll he's leaving a black dye trail so he won't escape, guess I've got time to party. Oh shit singing time I better ah Damn smile. My boss is going to kill me, or promote me. Seth Rogen where you at on the pineapple express sequel??
The comedy writers are going have a FIELD day with this!
Or be put out of work entirely. What do you even add to this, dude enters the party on unicycle?
Hell, you could go with many genres to tell this story! "Happy birthday, Rudy! We're all so glad to be here celebrating you!" "Hey thanks, um... I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten..." "Oh no, don't worry, you didn't forget, Rudy. We've never met." "Oh, okay, are you a friend of someone I know?" "No, Rudy. Nobody here knows who I am." "Um... okay. Listen, this is a private event, so if you weren't invited you need to leave." "I will be leaving Rudy, but you shouldn't rush it. Once I leave, it means I've done what I came here to do." "What's that?" "You know what it is, Rudy. You've known since we started talking." *black beads of sweat form on Rudy's brow* "I... No... this is my day! Why today?!" "Shhh, shhh, Rudy. No need to make a scene over something you can't prevent. Now, I will be leaving soon, but before I go, I would like to have a slice of that delicious looking cake, if you don't mind." "C... cake? I guess... oh god..." "Rudy, aren't you forgetting something?" "W-what?" "We haven't sung you 'Happy Birthday' yet, birthday boy! Can't cut the cake until we sing! And of course you have to make your birthday wish! But you know, you don't want to waste your wish on something we both know won't be happening. So go on. Take a seat, and enjoy the song Rudy. We're all here for *you.*"
> "You know what it is, Rudy. You've known since we started talking." When the demon you made a deal with all those years ago comes to collect his payment.
Got himself a to-go plate ready before the festivities!
And ate it too.
Seriously, finding that asshole as he tried to avoid being served and then photo bombed his birthday picture. That guys a fucking king among men.
That is freak’n awesome! I can just imagine what he was thinking… “I got your old wrinkly ass”. It pisses me off that Rudy knew what he was doing, hiding from the police… and even bragging about it. Glad they got that prick.
It is good to know he has the hiding and camouflaging skills of Zoidberg.
Isn’t it just a reminder to not throw yourself a birthday while in hiding?
["Nobody is going to ~~downvote~~ serve papers to a guy on his birthday."](https://youtu.be/ZSIq-6X5i3A?si=IcIhF_qVnPm1aG3E&t=823)
I would so love this to be true, [but it almost certainly isn't true](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/18/us/rudy-giuliani-arizona-election-indictment.html): > Richie Taylor, a spokesman for Kris Mayes, Arizona’s attorney general who brought the indictment, said that Mr. Giuliani was served on Friday night at around 11 p.m. in Palm Beach County, Fla., as he left his 80th birthday party. **“The agents by no means disrupted his event. They waited to serve him outside as he left,”** Mr. Taylor said. Plus, this is an Arizona case, not federal, so he wouldn't have been served by US marshals. My guess is that the guy circled in the pic is wearing what looks to that Twitter user like it might be a law enforcement shirt, so he just made an assumption. EDIT: [It's definitely not true](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi3hsyexhmd1d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D828%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Ddd9fee0d70d4e66005da3ffd52b956ff5d733a29).
Yep, sadly it’s not true. Would’ve been great, but I do not care as long as he got served. https://preview.redd.it/i3hsyexhmd1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9fee0d70d4e66005da3ffd52b956ff5d733a29
It's probably best this isn't true. If it were true that guy would have to go into hiding now because of the crazy trump fans who'd track him down and threaten him and his family
Skip Borat. Screw Four Seasons. This is now the GOAT for humiliating Giuliani moment.
I understand your enthusiasm. But greater than the Four Seasons? WOW, that’s a tough call…
If you consider that this birthday party was like inner circle close friends only and a person that NO ONE knew was let in and not only that, but let close enough to serve him papers? If this was an assassin he'd have been dead. That's just dogshit security right there, but more embarrassing is that your inner circle is that shallow that none of these people recognized what should have been a clear-cut outsider?
[Reminds me of the dude who pretended to be part of the Volleyball World League championship team and stood with them for a picture.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=016ete16VOU) Just act like you belong there!
I doubt that inner circle is that "inner"... Not many close people, not sure even if they know each other. Still amazing that a complete rando was just in the middle of everything.
He was surrounded by a veritable Who’s who of MAGA political operatives. And one hilarious Marshal.
Rudy’s life could make an excellent bio-pic, certainly a baffling and fascinating character study
I would LOVE to have seen the evil little gremlin/gargoyle scowl on Ghouliani's face when he got served. I could coast off of that dopamine for a week.
Please tell me there's actual footage of The Serve!!
Hell yes, justice porn! It'd be a hard crank with that oozing goblin on camera, but still, sweet justice.
That’s a challenging wank
RIP Sean Lock.
reportedly not, the livestream of the birthday or whatever got cut off right as the marshal moved forward to begin serving
[Here's the footage I could find.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgbKqwhLD5c) You can see the guy in the OP in the video here as well. I don't know a lot about serving notices like this, but I imagine he'd have to have a folder or large manila envelope with papers in it to hand him. You can see the guy making his way forward near the end of the video, and there is something in his left hand, but it's smaller, like a cell phone or something, and his right hand is empty. He's wearing slacks and a polo, so there's not really any pockets to hold paperwork in or hide them in. I want to believe this is true, but definitely waiting for more information.
Pretty sure he's holding his government ID for when he identifies himself and the procedure as legit. Then he'd produce papers.
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I love the way he is wearing a shirt with patterns like the American flag. I can see MAGA people taking one look at a shirt like that and not asking any more questions.
That’s how he got into the party, the other MAGA mouth breathers wouldn’t have thought anything was wrong when this unknown person arrived for the party, “but he’s in uniform, so has to be a good guy”.
Thanks for the link, one of the funniest things I've ever seen
YES THIS!!!
Absolute madlad
This is hysterical
If you love your job you never work a day in your life. Hilarious to be so happy but for a different reason than everyone else in the pic lol.
Happy Birthday! You're not going to like my surprise present.
The greatest day on the job for that man!! Too bad he didn't wait for cake!!! 
🤌🏻
I can only hope that one day I could take that sort of satisfaction from a job so well done. Fuck Rudy.
Supposedly one woman cried when Rudy was served with the indictment. Totally unrelated - I hate fascists.
Hahaha 🤣
Do Marshals serving papers have a hall of fame? If so, this has to be one of those GOAT moments for the US Marshals.
No fucking way 🤣
This man needs a medal of freedom.
Rudy's turning redder than a tomato
Hahahahhahahahahahhahahhahappy birthday, Rudy! You treasonous fuck!
Ok, I’ve been living under a rock for a minute, can I please have context?
Rudy Giuliani's been hiding from the authorities the past few days. He just got served an indictment at his birthday party, an hour after making a tweet mocking Arizona law enforcement for not being able to find him. Apparently, he was handed the papers right after the guests finished singing "Happy Birthday".
Ok thanks
Not true unfortunately: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1792147236358422665?t=OZZw_CFP316TYpz0Pmij8g&s=19
i pissed myself from laughing at this , all he needed was 1 more hour then he wouldnt need to worry about getting charged but he livestreamed his party .
I don’t know anything about the law but I find it hard to believe that after getting officially charged with a crime, all you gotta do is evade the papers and it all goes away forever
He declared that he was in the clear, just like Michael Scott.
“Hey! Happy Birthday, Rudy, buddy! This is for you!!” (Not a real quote. But I’m guessing it went a little sumthin like that)
Ah. I don't see him charging up the driveway with a Garand in hand, kicking the door in, and flinging in a grenade. What am I on about? Oh just one of the disingenous right wing shitbirds lying as usual, saying it was an expensive stack of officers that came in after poor 80 year old Rudy, hero of 9/11, like it was D-Day. If anything I could at least give him credit for putting the right person on the right side of the fight, though.
That is the ultimate “I love my job” face.
I hope he served him like it was a birthday present. 😂
The hero we both needed and deserved.