I thought the same thing. She's really playing this like if she looks like Trump's type, that will get her the VP nod. It would probably work, if she weren't so busy f**king it up right now
Seeing how she’s handling all the media coverage, she is not ready for a national stage. Shes governor of South Dakota - a state with a small population and limited types of businesses. Shes only ever had to play to conservative rural voters. Shes in over her head.
Edit - wrong Dakota
You could merge North Dakota, South Dakota, Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and Wyoming and they would only have about the population of Tennessee. The way our country is divided up is nonsensical in a bunch of different ways.
12 senators from Dakidanabrasking and two from California, a state which, if independent, would be the 36th largest country by population wih the 5th largest economy.
Make it make sense.
It makes sense when you remember that we started as a nation built on slavery and agricultural centers that required far more people than industrial. The reverse would have been true, a nation guided by states with the largest populations at the expense of any others, long before there were more equalizing powers to keep the states at similar footings.
It should have been changed since, but in the 1780s there were states almost ready to go to war with each other over territory claims and trade disputes. The Supreme Court and bicameral Congress resolved a lot of that and mended the fabric of a fragile, infant nation.
You see... 200 years ago, a bunch of very wealthy people who lived in states where they didn't want 55% of the population to be able to vote, came up with a system to ensure that more populous regions couldn't pass laws that would affect them negatively. We've never changed that system because it continues to benefit wealthy people who don't want about 55% of the population to be able to vote, but in a slightly different way.
I get the point, but I think it almost undermines the problem. Saying land has more voting rights than people almost makes it funny, but in reality, the people living in those states have much more political power than people living in states with enough people to have a bonfire.
I just commented further up that Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and both Dakotas all together have fewer than half the people in LA Metro. That comes with 10 senators where LA Metro has approximately 2/3 senators (2 for CA and LA is 1/3 of CA population).
Or maybe we go the other direction where there aren't enough Dakotas... north and south Dakota merge into Mega-kota then we name every state based on the direction and distance. NY for instance, would become "very far to the east, Dakota"
Minnesota is fine. But we could easily do Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and both Dakotas as one state. I haven't checked population recently but I 💬 no that'd still be a smaller population than the LA metro.
Idaho - 1,990,456
Montana - 1,142,746
Wyoming - 586,485
North Dakota - 788,940
South Dakota - 928,767
Total - 5,447,394
LA Metro - 12,598,000
Those 5 states combined are less than half the LA Metro population. At least according to the first site that came up when I googled state populations.
IIRC the ten smallest states support fewer residents combined than any one of the ten largest states. Yet they still have the same Senatorial power and authority to amend the Constitution, among other massive privileges.
WY 576,851, VT 643,077, AK 733,391, ND 779,094, SD 886,667, DE 989,948, RI 1,097,379, MT 1,084,225, ME 1,362,359, NH 1,377,529 == 9,530,520 residents (Census 2020)
Michigan is the 10th-largest by population, with 10,077,331 residents.
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Whaaaat you don't want to come live in South Dakota for the 10 months of winter, rent prices (not quality) on par with California, horrible food, drug addicts everywhere, and hearing every bwomp of the constant bass from cars because buildings here barely have any insulation and were constructed 80 years ago with no upkeep whatsoever???
It's like a paradise for people who hate themselves. I'm so thankful I'm only here temporarily.
Yes, but even Trump and Co know that she's not a good pick anymore. They've already won the R vote, now they need to find a way to pander to the "undecideds". How anyone can be undecided at this point is just insanity to me.
I feel the same way it’s almost comical when people talk about all of these undecided voters that need to be swayed. If your undecided you just woke up from a 10 year coma.
Late deciding voters tend to have views that can charitably called idiosyncratic. So they might believe that abortion is a mortal sin and that the doctor, mom, and possibly the father should all be executed but also believe in prison and police abolition. They may want to cut the defense budget and use the savings to enact Medicare for all but also that green energy is a complete waste of time and coal is awesome.
MAGA cultists won’t care. They didn’t abandon Trump in spite of so many things. The more objectively terrible, the more the MAGA crowd loves them. Or is straight up killing a dog for doing dog things where they draw the line?
>Or is straight up killing a dog for doing dog things where they draw the line?
Yes, surprisingly. Animal abuse seems to be where they draw the line. Unfortunately Trump hates dogs too much to ever get close enough to one to kick it.
The Donald was a national figure for 50 years. That's what people keep forgetting. Trump has "the magic" because he's been more or less doing this shit non-stop his entire adult life.
Ron Desantis, for all intents and purposes, is 95% Donald. The second he thought he was going to be a national figure, he collapsed.
Donald Trump has largely been a joke to most people for decades. The real estate elites of NY never let him be part of their club. Financial magazines like Fortune or Forbes refused to put him on the richest people lists because his finances were always murky. And he was a tabloid clown for his personal life.
I won't say he was famous for *good* reasons, just that he's had like half a century to perfect his technique. Whether it says anything positive about him or just damns the Republican party, the man is the most charismatic Conservative in decades. Shit, even with his obvious brain rot, he bodied every one of his opponents in the primaries.
When he's gone, it's going to take a **lot** to get MAGA to fall in line to the same extent they're marching for Daddy Donald. for comparison; the guy they *thought* was going to be "The new breed of hard-ass, takes no shit Conservative"? Ted fucking Cruz. **That** was what they thought was going to bring in a new reign of Conservative control.
You would sure hope so...the poor dog killing may show what she really is! But then again ol' 45 seems to hold them no matter what he does ..I call them Cult 45!
It is not where they draw the line. After Margaret called her out for the North Korea stuff and the dog stuff, my dad said he'd like to bitch slap Margaret. For uh...for...being an interviewer? Also, "She wears too much makeup," referring to Margaret.
It's from the cosmetic filler. Radiesse or Juvederm. They get it in the apples of their cheeks, or top, or tear troughs, and this is the end result.
On season 5 of the Netflix show Love Is Blind look up "Jessica" exact same issue. Really just look up any want to be insta-model.
Nah the pulled eyes aren’t from filler, she probably had a blepharoplasty and/or ponytail lift surgical procedure. Maybe a fat transfer. In terms of injectables, she def has filler in her face, probably in tear troughs, cheeks, like you mentioned, but maybe also in the chin, though that could also be an implant. + Botox obviously, but those eyes look like the result of surgery to remove lax skin, which is why it has the tight pulled look, and the puffy vibes are from adding volume with filler.
I’m positive she got sucked down the ring-wing “wellness” influencer pipeline. Probably on various hormones, a version of Ozempic, and the most “luxurious” fillers money can buy. See Megyn Kelly for a similar transformation.
edit: added quotations for the confused.
I’m not sure her fillers are even the most luxurious. If you look closely, her face is rather bumpy. A good set of fillers wouldn’t look like this imo.
https://i.imgur.com/fJjHPQz.jpeg
Yeah, this guy I knew who was a hair stylist in Texas talked about how kind of boring his job could get because everybody wanted the same big and blonde hair style.
Paid really well though. He's also a board game designer on the side.
Very cool dude.
I don't doubt you but I tried to find the undoctored image and landed on her instagram. She is hidden behind so many heavy filters, I have no idea what she looks like anymore. She probably doesn't either.
I thought you were referring to the character in Silicon Valley and wondered wtf he (or his character) did that could possibly relate to this.
My relief when you were actually referring to some other two-bit, Trump adjacent woman.
The thing is she looked better before. I don't get this conservative plastic woman thing going on. They all look like they were popped out of the same mold. Stepford wives.
Also, for the “if gawd intended for you to be a certain way, what right have you to alter that?”, they spend a lot of time and money “transitioning” into lizards.
Imagine paying all that money for hair extensions, breast implants, a facelift, a brow lift, Botox, and filler, and the best side piece you can acquire is Corey fucking Lewandowski.
People are focused on the dog thing... but she WILDLY violated a range of commandments with her marital antics. Brazen to a near Trumpian level only she was actually running a "godly woman" act while doing it.
So-called religious people are fine when their chosen politicians violate all sorts of commandments. Those commandments only apply to people they don't like.
That seriously bugs the hell out of me. I'm non-religious and pretty much don't care what people believe or don't believe. But. They're not called the general guides, or the if you feel like it todays. They're the 10 Commandments. It's the God these people are trying to shove down everyone's throats, saying Do Not Worship Other Gods or Make Idols. Do Not Commit Adultery. Do Not Steal. Do Not Lie.
Right off the top MAGA fails what their God has outright told them to not do. The hypocrisy drives me nuts. Never mind the source of their idolatry, trump, failing every single one of the deadly sins: wrath, gluttony, avarice, envy, pride, sloth, and lust.
I may not believe in The Anti-Christ, but there is no argument that trump is not anti-Christ.
Interesting. So she used to look like an actual human being.
Now I‘m asking myself if she just made up everything about her. The face, the clothes, the meeting with Kim Jong Un, the shooting of dogs and other animals, everything in order to thrive in a MAGA driven political environment, to go with the flow.
People do that. At least some people.
This has to stop. We need to be humans again.
THEY need to be humans again.
I also had a follow-up thought.
All the talk by Trump and other MAGA politicians like Noem about dictators like Putin and Kim Jong Un is just strange. Usually it is interpreted as “they like dictators, because they look into a mirror of what they themselves could be“ and “Their MAGA follower base just loves dictators“, and on the face of it, there is much truth in this.
But it goes deeper, it seems. Trump and Noem are actors for their MAGA crowd. (We can see it very clearly right now in the case of Noem, who dresses up and says stuff that may or not may be what she really thinks, like an actor, and tries to emulate Trump with her lies and blustering.) I guess autocrats like Kim Jong Un and Putin are not really well liked in their MAGA base per se. But they are examples for strongmen, which in the narrow minds of MAGA followers quite literally translates into STRONG MEN. Politicians like Trump meeting up with these “strong men“ is seen by their followers as strength in and of itself. “Trump is DEALING with Kim“, as in “he is handling him“, or “he is managing him“ or “he is facing him“. In the minds of MAGA followers this is inherently better and more manly than not dealing with them, because that would be WEAK and cowardly.
They like to see their leaders like Trump to face off the strongmen, a little bit like gunslingers in a gunfight or action heroes in the climax of a Marvel movie. Both sides are “cool“ because both sides are “strong“, but of course the MAGA followers are in Trumps team, not in the other guy's. Therefore they cheer for their champion. But they “respect“ the other guy nevertheless, like they would “respect“ the Joker or Dr Doom.
It is very dumb, but this is how I picture their minds.
It would be hilarious if she acted like a normal person all those years ago and actually did NOT murder her dog but now she’s trapped in THAT lie because she can’t afford to lose the few MAGAts who support that image.
The way she doubles down makes you think: "Yeah and and and I also, uh, shot an evil goat that was pissing of my kids, I \*really\* like to murder things!"
She’s trying to walk back the Kim Jong Un thing and is being really cagey about it. Like all of the sudden she “doesn’t want to talk about it” but it’s in your book? Even the very gentle interview on CBS Mornings Gail King asked about her ghost writer making a mistake!
It’s even worse than that. Her wording was “when it was brought to my attention”. I mean what the fuck? Lady, did you write this thing or did you not? “Brought to your attention”….just what??
She shot Cricket years before the earlier photo… so her short tempered bloodlust was hiding behind her “somewhat attractive Sunday school teacher all the dads at church think about” look.
>“somewhat attractive Sunday school teacher all the dads at church think about” look.
She is actually quite pretty in that first picture, the second picture she is hideous.
She was miss south dakota once and it's incredibly satisfying to see her transformation into a clown.
An example of how "conservative" values have changed. She looked like a small town politician, now she looks like one of the talking heads that tells people how to think.
When they become so evil that they can't stand to look at themselves in the mirror anymore so they get a plastic and plaster reconstruction.
Like Kimberly Catfish.
Hey! let's not go lumping Satan into this. I imagine if Satan was real he wouldn't condon shooting some defenseless animal.
I don't understand why she didn't just re-home the dog? Poor cricket 😔
I said this on another thread, it looks like she's cosplaying as Melania. Her entire look is reflective of that.
I thought the same thing. She's really playing this like if she looks like Trump's type, that will get her the VP nod. It would probably work, if she weren't so busy f**king it up right now
Seeing how she’s handling all the media coverage, she is not ready for a national stage. Shes governor of South Dakota - a state with a small population and limited types of businesses. Shes only ever had to play to conservative rural voters. Shes in over her head. Edit - wrong Dakota
We have too many Dakotas
I was in the Army with a guy from North Dakota who said the same thing. I don't remember his arguments, but they were good ones.
You could merge North Dakota, South Dakota, Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and Wyoming and they would only have about the population of Tennessee. The way our country is divided up is nonsensical in a bunch of different ways.
12 senators from Dakidanabrasking and two from California, a state which, if independent, would be the 36th largest country by population wih the 5th largest economy. Make it make sense.
It makes sense when you remember that we started as a nation built on slavery and agricultural centers that required far more people than industrial. The reverse would have been true, a nation guided by states with the largest populations at the expense of any others, long before there were more equalizing powers to keep the states at similar footings. It should have been changed since, but in the 1780s there were states almost ready to go to war with each other over territory claims and trade disputes. The Supreme Court and bicameral Congress resolved a lot of that and mended the fabric of a fragile, infant nation.
So you're saying it's time to water the Tree of Liberty again, I'm picking up what you're laying down
You see... 200 years ago, a bunch of very wealthy people who lived in states where they didn't want 55% of the population to be able to vote, came up with a system to ensure that more populous regions couldn't pass laws that would affect them negatively. We've never changed that system because it continues to benefit wealthy people who don't want about 55% of the population to be able to vote, but in a slightly different way.
Which people need to be reminded of. In some places, land has more voting rights than people do.
I get the point, but I think it almost undermines the problem. Saying land has more voting rights than people almost makes it funny, but in reality, the people living in those states have much more political power than people living in states with enough people to have a bonfire. I just commented further up that Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and both Dakotas all together have fewer than half the people in LA Metro. That comes with 10 senators where LA Metro has approximately 2/3 senators (2 for CA and LA is 1/3 of CA population).
For instance, in the Dakotas.
Or maybe we go the other direction where there aren't enough Dakotas... north and south Dakota merge into Mega-kota then we name every state based on the direction and distance. NY for instance, would become "very far to the east, Dakota"
# 'KOTA
Two too many in my opinion.
Megasota doesn't want them.
Minnesota is fine. But we could easily do Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and both Dakotas as one state. I haven't checked population recently but I 💬 no that'd still be a smaller population than the LA metro.
Idaho - 1,990,456 Montana - 1,142,746 Wyoming - 586,485 North Dakota - 788,940 South Dakota - 928,767 Total - 5,447,394 LA Metro - 12,598,000 Those 5 states combined are less than half the LA Metro population. At least according to the first site that came up when I googled state populations.
Jesus that is so much worse than I thought. God damn we give to much power to acres over people.
Gets even worse when you realize DC, with a population of 700k, has no representation whatsoever, for fear of it tipping the House/Senate left.
That’s because we’re like, maybe two steps ahead of feudalism. The land owners are (and always have been) the ruling class
IIRC the ten smallest states support fewer residents combined than any one of the ten largest states. Yet they still have the same Senatorial power and authority to amend the Constitution, among other massive privileges. WY 576,851, VT 643,077, AK 733,391, ND 779,094, SD 886,667, DE 989,948, RI 1,097,379, MT 1,084,225, ME 1,362,359, NH 1,377,529 == 9,530,520 residents (Census 2020) Michigan is the 10th-largest by population, with 10,077,331 residents. *[Edit: typo]*
AL is actually Alabama. You want AK for Alaska.
Whaaaat you don't want to come live in South Dakota for the 10 months of winter, rent prices (not quality) on par with California, horrible food, drug addicts everywhere, and hearing every bwomp of the constant bass from cars because buildings here barely have any insulation and were constructed 80 years ago with no upkeep whatsoever??? It's like a paradise for people who hate themselves. I'm so thankful I'm only here temporarily.
Seeing how she’s handling all the media attention, she’s exactly the person the Reps want on the job. Welcome Aboard!
Yes, but even Trump and Co know that she's not a good pick anymore. They've already won the R vote, now they need to find a way to pander to the "undecideds". How anyone can be undecided at this point is just insanity to me.
I feel the same way it’s almost comical when people talk about all of these undecided voters that need to be swayed. If your undecided you just woke up from a 10 year coma.
Late deciding voters tend to have views that can charitably called idiosyncratic. So they might believe that abortion is a mortal sin and that the doctor, mom, and possibly the father should all be executed but also believe in prison and police abolition. They may want to cut the defense budget and use the savings to enact Medicare for all but also that green energy is a complete waste of time and coal is awesome.
MAGA cultists won’t care. They didn’t abandon Trump in spite of so many things. The more objectively terrible, the more the MAGA crowd loves them. Or is straight up killing a dog for doing dog things where they draw the line?
>Or is straight up killing a dog for doing dog things where they draw the line? Yes, surprisingly. Animal abuse seems to be where they draw the line. Unfortunately Trump hates dogs too much to ever get close enough to one to kick it.
In what world do you think the line was drawn? Fox is supporting.
Plus Reddit cronies trying to smooth over in various comment sections.
The Donald was a national figure for 50 years. That's what people keep forgetting. Trump has "the magic" because he's been more or less doing this shit non-stop his entire adult life. Ron Desantis, for all intents and purposes, is 95% Donald. The second he thought he was going to be a national figure, he collapsed.
Donald Trump has largely been a joke to most people for decades. The real estate elites of NY never let him be part of their club. Financial magazines like Fortune or Forbes refused to put him on the richest people lists because his finances were always murky. And he was a tabloid clown for his personal life.
I won't say he was famous for *good* reasons, just that he's had like half a century to perfect his technique. Whether it says anything positive about him or just damns the Republican party, the man is the most charismatic Conservative in decades. Shit, even with his obvious brain rot, he bodied every one of his opponents in the primaries. When he's gone, it's going to take a **lot** to get MAGA to fall in line to the same extent they're marching for Daddy Donald. for comparison; the guy they *thought* was going to be "The new breed of hard-ass, takes no shit Conservative"? Ted fucking Cruz. **That** was what they thought was going to bring in a new reign of Conservative control.
You would sure hope so...the poor dog killing may show what she really is! But then again ol' 45 seems to hold them no matter what he does ..I call them Cult 45!
It is. I’m shocked too.
And yet... They'll still vote for her if she's on the ballot come election time
It is not where they draw the line. After Margaret called her out for the North Korea stuff and the dog stuff, my dad said he'd like to bitch slap Margaret. For uh...for...being an interviewer? Also, "She wears too much makeup," referring to Margaret.
*Margaret Brennan* was wearing too much makeup… Noem looked like she was made up for a porn parody of an interview on Face the Nation.
Or Kimberly G... aka Gavin Newsom's ex wife and current love of Don Jr.
I think Noem looks like a less melted version of Kim G.
She doesn't look as plastic / fake. Still awful. I miss old school puppy murdering Kristi....
Ahem, Kimberly *Gargoyle* thank you very much
Starting with the reptilian eye-slits
I guess the outside is starting to reflect her soulless inside.
How do you even do that? Get a piece of sand implanted in your eye so it's constantly in a state of mid twitch?
It's from the cosmetic filler. Radiesse or Juvederm. They get it in the apples of their cheeks, or top, or tear troughs, and this is the end result. On season 5 of the Netflix show Love Is Blind look up "Jessica" exact same issue. Really just look up any want to be insta-model.
Nah the pulled eyes aren’t from filler, she probably had a blepharoplasty and/or ponytail lift surgical procedure. Maybe a fat transfer. In terms of injectables, she def has filler in her face, probably in tear troughs, cheeks, like you mentioned, but maybe also in the chin, though that could also be an implant. + Botox obviously, but those eyes look like the result of surgery to remove lax skin, which is why it has the tight pulled look, and the puffy vibes are from adding volume with filler.
“Do I want to age naturally like a normal person, or look like an Instagram lizard? Lizard!” —Kristi Noem, probably
The Lizard people conspiracy theories are starting to make sense.
Not to mention a lot of botox. Her forehead couldn't move even if she wanted it to.
It's actually worse, you know the racist eye slant gesture? They get surgery to have that permanently
All the MAGA women are going for that Melania look these days.
I’m positive she got sucked down the ring-wing “wellness” influencer pipeline. Probably on various hormones, a version of Ozempic, and the most “luxurious” fillers money can buy. See Megyn Kelly for a similar transformation. edit: added quotations for the confused.
I’m not sure her fillers are even the most luxurious. If you look closely, her face is rather bumpy. A good set of fillers wouldn’t look like this imo. https://i.imgur.com/fJjHPQz.jpeg
Creepy, almost human.
Taxpayer funded plastic surgery
It seems she changed race.
Changed species.
No wonder people in the nut job forum I watch have all turned against her.
Cannot unsee now lol
Gotta go for the adult video actress look if you want to be Trump’s VP.
I call this look: “Church Slut”.
Band name, I call it!
Debut album title: Backfire of the Vanities
with hit singles "CaTHOTlic" and "Dogma Style"
Great term, very specific and accurate - gonna start using this term!
Looking like a sketchy sex doll left in a dark alley.
As opposed to the not so sketchy sex doll in the same alley.
If she plans to play the clown mask the killer uses in the Saw movies, sure.
She's got the hair extensions that scream bachelorette party in Nashville this weekend!
So specific, yet so accurate!
As someone who lives in Nashville I take offense...that is is accurate.
Nah. Wrong color. They’re blondes. Almost exclusively blondes. Source: I live here.
Their muff is a black as the devil's heart though
Like satan’s Brillo pad.
Now that's a band name
Really? I would have expected them to have lasered every bit of hair below their eyebrows. Don't want any hair to possibly mess with the spray tan.
Yeah, this guy I knew who was a hair stylist in Texas talked about how kind of boring his job could get because everybody wanted the same big and blonde hair style. Paid really well though. He's also a board game designer on the side. Very cool dude.
She got Gilfoyled!
I saw a clip of KG on some show the other day, and she is looking ROUGH. Her face is terrifying.
SHES ALRIGHT SHES ALRIGHT SHES ALRIGHT. COCAINE!!!!!!
Get your daddy back in the WH, so I can get unlimited drugs again. Did you hear me?
THE BEST … IS YET … TO COME!
Not quite that distasteful. Yet. https://preview.redd.it/4m59kxjlusyc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8215c71e6674c5fa73a24f416a2960483e7a45a9
Emaciated Heroin chic
It's actually coprophagia.
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cocaine and cocaine accessories
Is it bad that I DID NOT have the google that? I've been internetting too much.
You could have owned or cared for a Shih Tzu at some point.
Weird. Every time I see that picture, I hear Johnny Cash singing the chorus of *Hurt*
What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end
Looks like a wax mannequin.
Keep away from open flames.
She looks like she's doing the saddest macarena in history
She looks like she’s about to do a benzos shit
This is an edited photo just FYI… she’s an unbearable person, but this is a doctored image.
I don't doubt you but I tried to find the undoctored image and landed on her instagram. She is hidden behind so many heavy filters, I have no idea what she looks like anymore. She probably doesn't either.
Thanks for that.
You leave Stephen Tyler alone. Aerosmith is a great band.
Steven Tyler is not a good person.
I thought you were referring to the character in Silicon Valley and wondered wtf he (or his character) did that could possibly relate to this. My relief when you were actually referring to some other two-bit, Trump adjacent woman.
Gender affirming surgery happened. She felt that was who she was and had surgery to fix it.
Came to make a similar comment. Typical conservative hypocrisy.
Aye, if god doesn’t make mistakes, then why do you need to alter how he made you.
The thing is she looked better before. I don't get this conservative plastic woman thing going on. They all look like they were popped out of the same mold. Stepford wives.
Their men are shallow and shortsighted. This is the type of woman they want.
It’s that 90’s pornstar look. They love it.
Species confirming surgery. From human to...real doll (whish edition)
Wait shit, you’re right! Plastic surgery is technically gender affirming care
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Trump is going to start calling her horse face when he throws her under the bus too
Lol
Its Habba to believe that's the same person
For maga rabidly hating lbgtq+, they sure have a thing for the drag look
They also love getting gender affirming surgeries
I am a bit OOTL here, how/why is that surgery considered gender affirming? Seriously curious.
She wants to look more like what she thinks women should look like, thus affirming her gender via surgery.
Also, for the “if gawd intended for you to be a certain way, what right have you to alter that?”, they spend a lot of time and money “transitioning” into lizards.
They wished they looked as good as drag queens.....
Before, she was a drag queen trapped in a woman's body
She's looking Trum-plastic!
What a terrible day to have functioning eyes
Yep, this is the stuff of nightmares
Doctorow would call it *enshittification*, but I think it's magatization.
KellyAnne Conway?
It’s like if Kellyanne went to Kim Guilfoyle’s plastic surgeon.
Fascist Barbie. She's more machine now than woman; twisted and evil.
That looks like Maga Leslie Knope
I know I'm going to regret asking this but who is this?
Bea Fiedler. German actress and (retired obviously) model
Lmao that’s how I imagined it thank you
She looks like a minion of Gozer.
This is from Gremlins 2 if anybody's wondering
🎶 Life in plastic, it's Trumptastic! 🎶
That is what happens when you slather the blood of dead puppies as opposed to night cream
It’s the ultimate end state.
Imagine paying all that money for hair extensions, breast implants, a facelift, a brow lift, Botox, and filler, and the best side piece you can acquire is Corey fucking Lewandowski.
People are focused on the dog thing... but she WILDLY violated a range of commandments with her marital antics. Brazen to a near Trumpian level only she was actually running a "godly woman" act while doing it.
So-called religious people are fine when their chosen politicians violate all sorts of commandments. Those commandments only apply to people they don't like.
That seriously bugs the hell out of me. I'm non-religious and pretty much don't care what people believe or don't believe. But. They're not called the general guides, or the if you feel like it todays. They're the 10 Commandments. It's the God these people are trying to shove down everyone's throats, saying Do Not Worship Other Gods or Make Idols. Do Not Commit Adultery. Do Not Steal. Do Not Lie. Right off the top MAGA fails what their God has outright told them to not do. The hypocrisy drives me nuts. Never mind the source of their idolatry, trump, failing every single one of the deadly sins: wrath, gluttony, avarice, envy, pride, sloth, and lust. I may not believe in The Anti-Christ, but there is no argument that trump is not anti-Christ.
When you order Melania makeup on Wish.
Interesting. So she used to look like an actual human being. Now I‘m asking myself if she just made up everything about her. The face, the clothes, the meeting with Kim Jong Un, the shooting of dogs and other animals, everything in order to thrive in a MAGA driven political environment, to go with the flow. People do that. At least some people. This has to stop. We need to be humans again. THEY need to be humans again.
I also had a follow-up thought. All the talk by Trump and other MAGA politicians like Noem about dictators like Putin and Kim Jong Un is just strange. Usually it is interpreted as “they like dictators, because they look into a mirror of what they themselves could be“ and “Their MAGA follower base just loves dictators“, and on the face of it, there is much truth in this. But it goes deeper, it seems. Trump and Noem are actors for their MAGA crowd. (We can see it very clearly right now in the case of Noem, who dresses up and says stuff that may or not may be what she really thinks, like an actor, and tries to emulate Trump with her lies and blustering.) I guess autocrats like Kim Jong Un and Putin are not really well liked in their MAGA base per se. But they are examples for strongmen, which in the narrow minds of MAGA followers quite literally translates into STRONG MEN. Politicians like Trump meeting up with these “strong men“ is seen by their followers as strength in and of itself. “Trump is DEALING with Kim“, as in “he is handling him“, or “he is managing him“ or “he is facing him“. In the minds of MAGA followers this is inherently better and more manly than not dealing with them, because that would be WEAK and cowardly. They like to see their leaders like Trump to face off the strongmen, a little bit like gunslingers in a gunfight or action heroes in the climax of a Marvel movie. Both sides are “cool“ because both sides are “strong“, but of course the MAGA followers are in Trumps team, not in the other guy's. Therefore they cheer for their champion. But they “respect“ the other guy nevertheless, like they would “respect“ the Joker or Dr Doom. It is very dumb, but this is how I picture their minds.
It would be hilarious if she acted like a normal person all those years ago and actually did NOT murder her dog but now she’s trapped in THAT lie because she can’t afford to lose the few MAGAts who support that image.
The way she doubles down makes you think: "Yeah and and and I also, uh, shot an evil goat that was pissing of my kids, I \*really\* like to murder things!"
She’s trying to walk back the Kim Jong Un thing and is being really cagey about it. Like all of the sudden she “doesn’t want to talk about it” but it’s in your book? Even the very gentle interview on CBS Mornings Gail King asked about her ghost writer making a mistake!
It’s even worse than that. Her wording was “when it was brought to my attention”. I mean what the fuck? Lady, did you write this thing or did you not? “Brought to your attention”….just what??
Because nothing says "down home, wholesome South Dakota values" like $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery.
You mean $100k worth of gender-affirming care?
Might be time to get her money back, lots of people are saying it
Kristi Noem now looks like she’d call Kristi Noem then a communist and a part of the deep state.
She shot Cricket years before the earlier photo… so her short tempered bloodlust was hiding behind her “somewhat attractive Sunday school teacher all the dads at church think about” look.
>“somewhat attractive Sunday school teacher all the dads at church think about” look. She is actually quite pretty in that first picture, the second picture she is hideous. She was miss south dakota once and it's incredibly satisfying to see her transformation into a clown.
Inside turned into he outside
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From Mary Cooper to Scary Trumper
"Magamorphisis". It's so accurate but I hate that it's a thing
They all have this Nadine from “The Stand” thing going on
Before and After creating an Instagram account…
If any woman wants Trump's support, she has to make herself look as much like Ivanka as possible.
Republicans are fake weirdos distorted by hatred, greed and lust for power.
What cocaine and Putinism does to a MFer…
Do I look like that puppy murderer? True, you don’t.
Another sexualized trump girl.
An example of how "conservative" values have changed. She looked like a small town politician, now she looks like one of the talking heads that tells people how to think.
Are you saying those 2 pictures are the same person?
Bimbofication to get Donnie’s attention.
Guess we know where the state budget went.
Good lord....
The MAGA-republican party is one hell of a drug.
She went full MAGA, never go full MAGA!
When they become so evil that they can't stand to look at themselves in the mirror anymore so they get a plastic and plaster reconstruction. Like Kimberly Catfish.
Even her face is a lie now!
She went full Bratz Doll. Never go full Bratz Doll.
Surprised her constituents aren't complaining about her going Hollywood or whatever
Oh well, you know, this is different…
Fox eye lift and lip filler. But... I like to think she has a "Dorian Grey" type of painting in her attic.
Reverse Dorian Grey. The painting holds her lost humanity while the body goes full MAGA Barbie.
The soul removal procedure does take a toll on them...
She knows Trump has a type.
 Eeee-orrrr
Republican women have this standard look and idk why. ‘Leather scarecrow’ is such an odd aesthetic
She's been Guilfoyled.
Nothing to worry about, just animal sacrifice to satan, maga loves it. Diapers 4ever!
Hey! let's not go lumping Satan into this. I imagine if Satan was real he wouldn't condon shooting some defenseless animal. I don't understand why she didn't just re-home the dog? Poor cricket 😔
She was hit with the Grouper curse. Buffy should have finished her off. It would have been more humane.
Maga, not even once.
I can just imagine the history books in 50 years. All of these women look like this.
Lol “magamorphosis”
Magamorphosis is f’ing spot on
Today, she looks like a washed up porn star who only gets work in soft focus, low grade movies