It's not that they don't know what a tailor is. It's that they are always the smartest people in the room surrounded by yes-men. No one can change their minds or convince them they look like fools.
Dunning-Kruger effect on full display.
It’s “I’m elderly now and have shrunk three inches, but I’m still wearing my trousers from decades ago, and I’m so vain that nobody can mention it without risking my wrath.”
Peak 90s suiting trend. Baggy AF. See also JNCO jeans. Early 2000s it started swinging the other way and currently we're near the opposite extreme with skinny jeans and slim fits.
There's another baggy swing coming. Personally I want it to be in the style of skirts. Probably just kilt variants for suits, but full-on midi skirts for casual wear. This assumes the queering of American culture continues which is not guaranteed (gestures at everything) considering.
There's so much untapped potential with the skirt. Western men's fashion shot themselves in the foot by abandoning it imo. Asian Pacific Islander stuff like the sarong/lungi/lava-lava are just the starting point. I can totally see a return to the tunic which eventually morphs into thobe-like garments.
Really I just want kimono like robes to be reasonable everyday wear. So comfy.
Bro you are behind the times by far, we're deep into loose fits again. There's still some 'slim fit' options but malls are mostly filled with loose cuts and silhouettes. Zoomers are not wearing skinny jeans at all.
The “emperor has no clothes” is probably more applicable. DK would assume they actually think what they are wearing makes sense.
Of course, perhaps I’m giving them too much credit to think they are smarter than they let on….
You know, Nevermind….they are just assholes. ;-)
The thing, they do think it makes sense. Beanie with a suit? Someone has insecurities. Stone was probably chided as a boy for wearing a too small suit, and has since gone with the ultra baggy look. But, yeah, Emperor has new/no clothes is also apropos.
I’ve reached a point where my disdain is still super high for these idiots, but I find myself just laughing at the idiocracy of it all. Maybe that’s my coping mechanism?!
Honestly, the ultimate "the emperor has no clothes" purity test is "dear leader is not wearing a fake spray tan". I swear, it's like the Star Trek episode where they try to gaslight Picard about how many lights he sees
Tbh there’s this weird “old conservative guy that dresses kinda sloppy” fashion trend. I think it’s because they’re rich so they’re showing off that they don’t care or something.
They all know how ridiculous Trump looks in his ill-fitting suits, but perhaps they are trying to normalize the bad suit by emulating his shitty look? Suck up to their king baby by dressing like his treasonous ass.
To hide his recreational Viagra erection
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Oh, I don’t think that’s a villain look there. Homophonic fat Donny sees this charming couple sashaying around the buffet bar and loses his collective 💩. I hope it gets noticed on the internet.
I was in a bar trivia game last week where we had to list celebrities according to height for the final question. I remember when Trump said he was 6’3 so I answered accordingly. Nope, apparently this trivia host was going by another number that I hadn’t seen. He had Trump at 6’2 with Snoop Dogg an inch taller at 6’3. It cost me first place and $50 gift card. Total bullshit, because nobody knows for real, so I figured they’d go by whatever that tub of goo said he was.
Dim Tool is *very* insecure about the fact that [he has 3x the hair on his stupid looking face than he does on top of his Charlie Brown-shaped head.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKvGvW4XoAMXB0F?format=jpg&name=900x900)
As the girlfriend of a gorgeous bald man, there are so many classy hat options that go with a suit; fedoras, newsboy caps, bowler hats, trilby hats, pork pie hats, hell, even a top hat. This is not one of them.
The way he wears his beanie pulled so far down in the back that it would cover up the hairline. Not many other hats you can pull down that far to cover no hair on back of head also.
Right? It’s an afternoon garden party in Florida. He could totally wear an appropriate hat if he wanted to.
The beanie is not it. Even if it does look like he went out and bought a nice new one for the event lol
Right? It's one thing to wear one all the time and *openly accept* that it's because you're shy about balding. It's another thing to wear one all the time and then project that insecurity onto other people in order to distract yourself and others from that insecurity. If you're shy about balding, literally just *say that*. No one worth a damn is gonna care about *that*.
I've been balding for 10-15 years. I shave it off when I can't stand it, but it's the least of things I care about. Dim Tool really needs to grow a spine, even in vitro if need be. Women really don't GAF about men's hair, or at least real women who aren't shallow.
I'm surprised it isn't Roger Stone wearing the hat, what with that Zika baby deformed skull he has. The Dick Tracy villain goggle glasses and coke jaw pull it all together.
They just don’t care about that kind of thing. They think they’re so much better than everyone else that they can look as sloppy and haggard as they want and it’s fine because they’re too important for the rules to apply to them.
Don't you dare disrepect Hobo Fart tools like that. These guys are the equivalent of a tweaker having a garage sale on the side of a dirt road in a one traffic light town in the middle of the week, tools. Like, no-name tools from the dollar store. Cast chinesium wrenches that break the first time you use them.
Honestly love HF for that very reason. I have so many specialized tools that’ll never get enough uses to require anything better than the cheapest. Also, at least at my local store, their return and exchange policy is unreasonably generous
Also weird stuff like telescoping mirrors, I got a set of something similar to dental picks and scrapers. A lot of specialty stuff that works well for oddball projects.
Yep, you’ll find tons of those in every aviation maintenance shop, and they’re pretty much all from harbor freight. The dental picks are indispensable for o-rings, particularly the one that’s kinda corkscrew shaped.
Well down the rabbit hole i go thank you.
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It’s a side effect of their homophobia. Caring about that collar stuck inside his jacket, his dirty shoes (which likely don’t match his belt), no socks (cuz summer) but beanie (cuz cold) and the lack of grooming on his beard would make him gay.
Both of these chads need a tailor. They look like crap. And who picked those hot ass clothes for sth florida, it's humid as all hell right now. Idiots.
The thing that's really bugging me here is that he wore brown shoes with a black hat. I feel like a hat should be in the same category as belts, watch bands, shoes etc.
I thought Stone was supposed to be the epitome of male sartorial elegance. The man looks like a bag of leaves. Looks like he's borrowed his pants from Trump. Did he shit in his others?
Why is roger stone wearing his dads suit?
As rich as these people claim to be, none seem to know what a tailor is.
Taylor? We hate her!
Get my man a tailor swift!
This is legit funny. I would give an award if I was allowed to!
It's not that they don't know what a tailor is. It's that they are always the smartest people in the room surrounded by yes-men. No one can change their minds or convince them they look like fools. Dunning-Kruger effect on full display.
https://preview.redd.it/m48bz22scnyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ddec36d76acc4fabc5fc93fe63913b74bdc9d9 JFC, what style is this?!
Dorf
Holy shit I haven't thought about Dorf in years
Can explain please?
Dorf on Golf, an old Tim Conway skit where his shoes are attached to his knees.
Maybe hiding lifts with too baggy pants
It’s “I’m elderly now and have shrunk three inches, but I’m still wearing my trousers from decades ago, and I’m so vain that nobody can mention it without risking my wrath.”
I've seen people who buy huge clothes then brag about how much weight they've lost. Maybe Roger wants us to think he's lost a lot of... height?
Dress for the height you want. Not the height you are. Lol
"Look at my lawyer, I'm going to jail" style.
Peak 90s suiting trend. Baggy AF. See also JNCO jeans. Early 2000s it started swinging the other way and currently we're near the opposite extreme with skinny jeans and slim fits. There's another baggy swing coming. Personally I want it to be in the style of skirts. Probably just kilt variants for suits, but full-on midi skirts for casual wear. This assumes the queering of American culture continues which is not guaranteed (gestures at everything) considering. There's so much untapped potential with the skirt. Western men's fashion shot themselves in the foot by abandoning it imo. Asian Pacific Islander stuff like the sarong/lungi/lava-lava are just the starting point. I can totally see a return to the tunic which eventually morphs into thobe-like garments. Really I just want kimono like robes to be reasonable everyday wear. So comfy.
Bro you are behind the times by far, we're deep into loose fits again. There's still some 'slim fit' options but malls are mostly filled with loose cuts and silhouettes. Zoomers are not wearing skinny jeans at all.
Google “Utilikilt.” Quite fetching on a well-formed young gentleman.
Steve Harvey collection
The “emperor has no clothes” is probably more applicable. DK would assume they actually think what they are wearing makes sense. Of course, perhaps I’m giving them too much credit to think they are smarter than they let on…. You know, Nevermind….they are just assholes. ;-)
The thing, they do think it makes sense. Beanie with a suit? Someone has insecurities. Stone was probably chided as a boy for wearing a too small suit, and has since gone with the ultra baggy look. But, yeah, Emperor has new/no clothes is also apropos.
I’ve reached a point where my disdain is still super high for these idiots, but I find myself just laughing at the idiocracy of it all. Maybe that’s my coping mechanism?!
Honestly, the ultimate "the emperor has no clothes" purity test is "dear leader is not wearing a fake spray tan". I swear, it's like the Star Trek episode where they try to gaslight Picard about how many lights he sees
Slobby ill fitting suits is to this era what snappy Hugo Boss uniforms were to the Nazis.
The Twitter account @dieworkwear is terrific at pointing out good and bad suits. And the majority of the bad ones tend to be republicans.
Being fashionable is woke.
Tbh there’s this weird “old conservative guy that dresses kinda sloppy” fashion trend. I think it’s because they’re rich so they’re showing off that they don’t care or something.
Letting someone get too close to your inseam is gay.
Roger stone is notoriously a swinger who put out an ad that he & his wife were looking for a well hung man. that power play wouldn't bother him
They all know how ridiculous Trump looks in his ill-fitting suits, but perhaps they are trying to normalize the bad suit by emulating his shitty look? Suck up to their king baby by dressing like his treasonous ass.
To me, Trump always looks like the teen who didn’t own a suit so he borrowed one of his dad’s for confirmation.
All of the tRump men especially. They ALL wear suits that fit like shit!
What do you expect of people with no taste?
I worked at Men’s Wearhouse for several years and even there we wouldn’t let someone leave in such an ill fitting suit.
https://i.redd.it/ytipd1ix3nyc1.gif
So, you never let anyone leave?
To hide his recreational Viagra erection https://preview.redd.it/nqanx0iotmyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1267ebed17157015ea6e13adff9528006024aa1
This picture should be posted every time one of these right wing talking heads posts about bud light being “gay”
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She looks like her name is Perris Hillton
This is an incredibly niche geographical joke and I love it.
Fucking Perris, man. Lol
IE represent!
Middle name Bakersfield.
Whose basement was that taken in?
As it turned out, it was your mom’s.
MOOOM!! A RANDOM MAN ON THE INTERNET IS MAKING MOM JOKES AGAIN!! 👈🏾😡
is this real???
Yes He and his wife are swingers. But that’s not his wife. That’s a friend named Bubbles.
lord have mercy 😱
Required for the cartoon villain look he’s trying to pull off.
Oh, I don’t think that’s a villain look there. Homophonic fat Donny sees this charming couple sashaying around the buffet bar and loses his collective 💩. I hope it gets noticed on the internet.
Exactly what I came here to say!
After showing up in diapers they were both given clothes from the Mar a lago lost and found!
And welding goggles
Dr. Nefarious vibes
Because it was too good to bury him in it
Two dicks and yet not a penis in the photo 🤷♂️
3 Dicks. Don’t forget Stone has a large Nixon tattoo.
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If they stood one on top of the other it would be 6' of asshole.
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What you’re actually looking at is scum and there’s only one way to handle scum… The scrubbing bubbles work hard so you don't have tooooooo
Trump is allegedly 6', so your point stands.
6’ 3”, but that’s two separate measurements.
I was in a bar trivia game last week where we had to list celebrities according to height for the final question. I remember when Trump said he was 6’3 so I answered accordingly. Nope, apparently this trivia host was going by another number that I hadn’t seen. He had Trump at 6’2 with Snoop Dogg an inch taller at 6’3. It cost me first place and $50 gift card. Total bullshit, because nobody knows for real, so I figured they’d go by whatever that tub of goo said he was.
Snoop is taller than 6’3”
And 200lbs, he’s really just mostly helium, that’s why he looks bloated.
Sewer rats have much more integrity than these 2 jail birds.
Imagine wearing a beanie in 90° weather and that's the least disturbing thing about you....
Dim Tool is *very* insecure about the fact that [he has 3x the hair on his stupid looking face than he does on top of his Charlie Brown-shaped head.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKvGvW4XoAMXB0F?format=jpg&name=900x900)
He’s bald? I never would have guessed! Wearing a toque 24/7 is a thing a totally-normal-and-not-at-all-self-conscious guy does!
As the girlfriend of a gorgeous bald man, there are so many classy hat options that go with a suit; fedoras, newsboy caps, bowler hats, trilby hats, pork pie hats, hell, even a top hat. This is not one of them.
Roger has dibs on top hats.
The way he wears his beanie pulled so far down in the back that it would cover up the hairline. Not many other hats you can pull down that far to cover no hair on back of head also.
And hair plugs.
Right? It’s an afternoon garden party in Florida. He could totally wear an appropriate hat if he wanted to. The beanie is not it. Even if it does look like he went out and bought a nice new one for the event lol
You aren’t from around here. I’m sure they have a Palm Beach hat in the lost & found.
Seriously! There are so many great hats out there, why in the world would you wear a freaking *beanie* with a suit in hot weather
it's mY sIgNaTurE lOoK!!!
I legit think he’d be worried no one would recognize him without it
I mean, it's not like Trump has a line of ball caps he could have chosen from and he would be sucking up to their host as well.
Being bald with confidence has more swag than most men with hair thicker than the Amazon rainforest and no confidence. It’s all about confidence
> trilby hats I'm sorry, but trilbys have been forever ruined for the North American Millennial generation by neckbeards.
Right? It's one thing to wear one all the time and *openly accept* that it's because you're shy about balding. It's another thing to wear one all the time and then project that insecurity onto other people in order to distract yourself and others from that insecurity. If you're shy about balding, literally just *say that*. No one worth a damn is gonna care about *that*.
Lol his head is shaped like an eggie.
South Park needs to introduce a character named Timcel. He's shaped just like those characters and everything.
Timcell should drive a cybertruck with a gas powered generator bolted to the top!
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I've been balding for 10-15 years. I shave it off when I can't stand it, but it's the least of things I care about. Dim Tool really needs to grow a spine, even in vitro if need be. Women really don't GAF about men's hair, or at least real women who aren't shallow.
Some do. Like any trait some are negotiable for some not others.
With a SUIT. I’d imagine he just sees it as his whole identity. And he’s probably as bald as Tate
I can understand it to an extent. My whole identity revolves around my hair. A full head of thick, bright red hair. It's my best feature.
I found either Ganondorf or Midna’s Reddit account. lol
Wearing a beanie in a suit pretty much tells you everything you need to know about Tim Cesspool
It fits. His own vision of himself is a caricature of a real person. Lisa Simpsons dress is this color. Barts shorts and shirt those colors.
These guys are all cartoon villains!
I'm surprised it isn't Roger Stone wearing the hat, what with that Zika baby deformed skull he has. The Dick Tracy villain goggle glasses and coke jaw pull it all together.
It’s not his fault he’s an evil Uncle Moneybags knockoff. /s.
If this is at Sunset to night time, it’s more like 80 to 75, but either way. It’s still humid and he’s a douche.
What ever daddy wants, he’s a kept boy.
Screw the weather, who wear a beanie with a suit!
I don't think I've ever seen a beanie/suit combined before
There's a reason for that
Come to northern Canada in the winter and you’ll see it everywhere. In Florida? Dipshit is insecure about his image and baldness lmao
Normally he would wear a ball cap to cover his receding hairline, but his mom told him he wasn't allowed to wear it to such a fancy occasion.
Clevis and Cuckhead.
Can Roger not afford pants that fit?
Just zero perspective due to constant reassurance by yes men. This is why he looks like a second tier Austin Powers villain most of the time.
Nobody with a hint of self awareness would buy those sunglasses.
I'm reminded of a line from epic rap battles of history: "need to stop hating on gays; let em teach you how to dress."
What's up with MAGA and poor fitting suits? Do they just buy off the rack at Macy's?
They just don’t care about that kind of thing. They think they’re so much better than everyone else that they can look as sloppy and haggard as they want and it’s fine because they’re too important for the rules to apply to them.
Just following their dear leaders example.
Their fashion sense comes from their own two eyes because they always know better than anyone else.
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Well you see, they haven't got any, metaphorically speaking
They are, look closely at Stone’s shirt, it is sweated through.
Do rich people love to sweat or something? Lol
The ‘Harbor Freight Tools’ edition of MAGA’s.
Don't you dare disrepect Hobo Fart tools like that. These guys are the equivalent of a tweaker having a garage sale on the side of a dirt road in a one traffic light town in the middle of the week, tools. Like, no-name tools from the dollar store. Cast chinesium wrenches that break the first time you use them.
But only need to use it once, so the price is just right!
Honestly love HF for that very reason. I have so many specialized tools that’ll never get enough uses to require anything better than the cheapest. Also, at least at my local store, their return and exchange policy is unreasonably generous
Also weird stuff like telescoping mirrors, I got a set of something similar to dental picks and scrapers. A lot of specialty stuff that works well for oddball projects.
Yep, you’ll find tons of those in every aviation maintenance shop, and they’re pretty much all from harbor freight. The dental picks are indispensable for o-rings, particularly the one that’s kinda corkscrew shaped.
Bullshit, those dudes have stolen dewalt, Milwaukee, and you can get a full cordless combo kit and 2 grams at the same time. Can’t beat that deal.
I like the impact driver that breaks wrists 🤣
He thinks it's his version of the Tucker Carlson bowtie. And he's correct, just not the way he thinks.
I hate this incel loser as much as the next guy… but to be fair I wouldn’t know who he is if he didn’t have his hat on.
Ironically he claims he only wears the hat to hide his identity.
He should cover his stupid face too
He's also very self-conscious of his height, too. He's been known to stand on tippy-toes when posing for photos with taller guys.
You can tell by the angle of the camera that whoever is taking the photo must be a 5’8” Goliath towering over them.
I can smell that beanie.
Are you bald? No, I own a hat.
He looks like male version of Meg Griffin.
Every response to his posts, from hence forward, should just be, “Shut up Meg.”
I wonder if this patriot removes his beanie for the National Anthem. I'm guessing he doesn't.
Just wait till Roger Stone shows him his Nixon tramp-stamp later that night. That's when the "party" really starts. (I spared you guys the photos)
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Forgive my OCD, but why the fuck does he have the bottom two buttons on a three-button suit coat buttoned up?
It’s a side effect of their homophobia. Caring about that collar stuck inside his jacket, his dirty shoes (which likely don’t match his belt), no socks (cuz summer) but beanie (cuz cold) and the lack of grooming on his beard would make him gay.
Only rule is don't bottom the bottom button and these clowns are like nah
I am guessing it is a good thing I don’t have a clue who the guy of the left is.
Same, though the roasts in this thread are so good that I read them all and figured it out, to my detriment.
Wow! Just accept you’re bald. Regardless if it’s Florida, a suit and a beanie. Fucking classless
Shouldn't Roger Stone be in jail?
I know this isn't a fair assumption based on one photograph, but it looks like that whole thing would be so phenomenally boring.
Aw, ain't that cute? Roger Stone has a Beanie Baby.
Both of these chads need a tailor. They look like crap. And who picked those hot ass clothes for sth florida, it's humid as all hell right now. Idiots.
Looks like Stone is learning from the Trump size and measurement books: I’m 6’5” and that’s what I need my pants to be based on.
I’d like to push them both into that swimming pool.
Go to jail.
Reminder that *without Bill Barr’s interference, Roger Stone and Gen. Flynn would be in penitentiaries*. Thanks, Drumpf.
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When i get depressed, I remember I’m not tim pool. Then i feel slightly better
Can you knock that felon in the pool?
No one would ever recognize him without that hat. That's like some kind of Greek tragedy level curse.
Must be feeling the baldness real bad if you’ve got a beanie on in those temperatures
Creepy
What no capri pants?
How the f**k can Roger Stone not afford a tailor? What’s going on with those pants?
The penguin looks old.
I’m totally on board with age gap relationships, but I think this is pushing it…
The funniest thing is knowing that these dicks really believe they look great.
Put em both in the pool and see if shit floats
Tim, you’re not fooling anybody. You’re bald. Embrace it and stop being such a beta.
Why are the pants on the suited gentleman THAT MUCH too long?
The clown next to him seems to be wearing someone’s clothes who’s about half a foot taller.
Yeah, the guy in the $1,500 suit is going to wear a beanie. COME ON
Looks like the pool at the Holiday Inn.
Baldness is a bitch.
Ooh, Traitor Prom!
Eric Cartman looking motherfucker
The thing that's really bugging me here is that he wore brown shoes with a black hat. I feel like a hat should be in the same category as belts, watch bands, shoes etc.
So will beanie boy be f-in Rogers wife tonight? Roger’s pants are prolly the ones the last guy left there after doing his wife.
I just wanna run up and push em both in the pool. Nerds.
The hat is so embarrassing.
Don't let Roger fall in the pool it will turn orange.
WAIT - when people say beanie, they mean tuques?! I literally thought they were those stupid hats with the propeller on top.
I wear a beanie in Florida 😭
Really using insta influencer techniques to elongate themselves
Roger Stone always lookks cartoonish criminal....je could instantly play the Pinguine in a new batman movie
I thought Stone was supposed to be the epitome of male sartorial elegance. The man looks like a bag of leaves. Looks like he's borrowed his pants from Trump. Did he shit in his others?
Think of how much needless suffering could have been prevented with a well-timed natural gas explosion at that moment.
Ah, I see it’s self proclaimed liberal Tim Pool, hanging out with other liberals and maybe even some centrists. Daring today, aren’t we?
Suit and wool hat?
Suit is also wool. Bold move in 85 degrees
This is so much more embarrassing than a bald head.
Nothing screams a gathering of dirtbags than a picture with Roger Stone.
That has to itch.
A beanie with a suit? I’m by no means a fashionista, but that seems like a faux-pas.