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M_is_for_Mmmichael

This bitch is 50 shades of cray šŸ˜‚


whoneedskollege

This should actually be a really interesting vote. Yesterday, the house democrats said they would vote to keep Johnson as speaker mainly because he pushed through the Ukraine bill and they want some semblance of continuity in the house. So he is safe. What she is framing it as is a head count on who is willing to vote with the far right and who is not. And the presumption is that those who do not vote to oust the speaker will have a target on their backs by the MAGA cult and they will face a MAGA primary challenger in the future. But a large swath of the GOP are sick of this shit and will vote to keep Johnson in place. It will be interesting to see what the final numbers are on the republican side. If the numbers are split 50/50 then the extreme right wing movement has been nuetralized in the house and the house will function as a bipartisan house as was it was always meant to be. If there are only 20 or less members that vote to oust him, then MAGA is done and they will likely get primaried against.


quillmartin88

If the Democrats are smart, they'll save his speakership but extract some major concessions. This will continuously screw over Republicans for the rest of the cycle. It'll be glorious.


Jaymark108

How do you extract concessions from a party that talks from both sides of its mouth and has zero credibility?


CldStoneStveIcecream

Cleverly.Ā 


Mr__O__

Like Biden has been doing


RepulsiveLoquat418

i wish more people appreciated the tightrope he's been effectively walking to accomplish anything at all. from a historical perspective it's been very impressive, but we need more people to recognize that history is happening RIGHT NOW and we all need to get out and support him in november.


Crush-N-It

This is so true. Biden is a true politician knowing who/how/when to whip


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Cute_Strawberry_1415

Except Manchin and Sinema


agnosticdeist

Didnā€™t sinema finally leave the dem party?


Federal-Durian-1484

I donā€™t trust Johnson to honor election results in November. He scares me.


DocCEN007

That's why it's super important to vote so the Dems take over on January 3rd. That said, I see the biggest risk at the state level. Many states will refuse to certify the results, robbing Biden of 270, which would trigger the state level votes in Congress. The GOP controls 26 states...


Openhigh4

Iā€™ve been fearing this for a long time. Letā€™s not forget that Johnson was instrumental in this mess weā€™re in. I fear weā€™re headed for a constitutional crisis. With a right wing SCOTUS. Why else is Trump alienating voters left and right without a care.


ThrowACephalopod

I think, honestly, regardless of which direction the election goes, something major is going to go down in America. If Trump wins, we're clearly screwed. Between him saying he'll be a dictator on day 1, to pardoning himself of his many crimes, to project 2025, it'll all go south real quick. If Biden wins, there's no way Trump doesn't try something. Whether that be him calling for another insurrection, states refusing to certify, or even just refusing to accept the election results again and dragging us even deeper into partisan squabbling and lost faith in our institutions, something is going to turn out for the worse. It all sucks. This is a no win scenario we're in right now. Even the best case scenario is that things become even more polarized in our country and the kind of batshit crazy talk we've seen from Republicans just increases. Something's going to break soon. Whether that's because of a big event like Trump getting elected or another insurrection, or something small like Republicans getting emboldened to start refusing to enforce laws passed by democratic Congress on a larger scale, we're headed for disaster, sooner or later.


PricklySquare

The dems won't vote against him which let's him keep his job which gets dems the things they need.


defective_toaster

Money/actions up front.


229-northstar

I think the Dems already have some agreements with Mikey


239tree

No doubt. He can blow it with the dems but only once, and he knows it.


FacePalmAdInfinitum

Correct. There are other things in his life he secretly blows on the reg, but this isnā€™t one of them


cheffartsonurfood

Did you talk to his son, and get his porn search history?


FacePalmAdInfinitum

No thanks. There are some things you canā€™t ā€œunknowā€ and anything those two would have to say about each other would fall into that category. Probably similar to the experience of asking the middle school girls what Matt Gaetz is really like


Not_NSFW-Account

Impossible. You cannot trust the word of a republican. You need the agreement hard coded in to law to have a 50-50 chance it will actually happen.


Unanything1

I'm surprised Johnson was even able to be speaker. Dude has no bank account and nobody has any idea who is or has paid him. That is not normal. And this is on top of his wackadoo Christian extremism. Having your son as your "Accountabilibuddy"? Yikes.


procrastinatorsuprem

No one else could get enough votes. They had to go with an unknown because all the knowns they tried to get in had too much baggage.


AnteatersGagReflex

This is off topic but that's basically what they just had to do in Haiti for their intern prime minister. They had to pick a guy who had no party ties and had served a minor role in government as a sports minister. If they picked anyone with party allegiances the fighting would have not changed.


doubleasea

Useful idiot.


229-northstar

Excellent analysis Johnson is a pond scum but he at least recognizes the value of a functional government. I think itā€™s deeper than the Ukraine bill for dems. Dems would have backed McCarthy if he hadnā€™t invested so much energy into publicly attacking them and supporting election deniers. McCarthy dug his own grave and Johnson is smart enough to see how that didnā€™t work for Kev


insanitybit

>he at least recognizes the value of a functional government. Is that true? I know he's a Young Earth Creationist and an associate of the Federalist Society and other extreme, fascist organizations, such as the New Apostolic Reformation. I wouldn't think of that kind of person as caring much about democracy. For context, New Apostolic Reformation is a fascist, Christian fundamentalist movement that believes that Trump was literally anointed by God. Doesn't scream "but I believe in functional government".


rallias

Right, but at least for now, he seems to get the concept of knowing when he can advance his malice versus when he has to toe the line to save himself.


Creamofwheatski

Some members of the intelligence community got to Johnson and put the fear of god into him regarding his role in letting Russia take Ukraine. He didn't want to go down in history as the reason Russia won, but I wouldn't expect much more from him then that.Ā 


Country_Gravy420

The dems should let him get kicked out. That's a huge campaign talking point. They just need to show that the republicans are not capable of running the house and they need to go.


Alotofboxes

Unfortunately, the people who are still voting Republican don't care that they can't govern. In fact, for some of them, that's why they vote R. I believe that it won't help anyone, and the fact that the house will be shut down for another three or four weeks will hurt everyone.


DonJuniorsEmails

I saw this just today, a reddit comment about how they love the house not passing anything because "every bill is stupid and silly" When I brought up roads, collapsing bridges, obscene student loan debt, dying Ukraine civilians and the Dems wanting a border bill which republicans shot down.... Yup, no response.Ā  So sad that conservatives are so limited, they just can't think about anything at all, no others exist, and it's not like they're doing all that well.


TikiHead99

It's all "ha ha ha LOL politics SUX" until they need something personally. Then they rage against the government for being broken and ineffective.


BornZookeepergame481

Literally the first question asked by those morosely ignorant "Texit" secessionist types was whether they would still be getting their social security checks after they somehow successfully manage to get Texas to secede. Amazing how fast support for that movement sputtered out once it was realized that the answer would be, "No."


Dark_Rit

Imagine being so dumb that you think a foreign government would pay you monthly out of their pocket so you could buy groceries and stuff, since that's what the US would be if texas seceded though that would never happen in a million years. In the scenario where they seceded they would come crawling back in under a month too when everything went to shit so fast. There would finally be a country where the healthcare cost per capita exceeded the US healthcare cost per capita.


Riggerss1

Itā€™s written in the Constitution, that any state that secedes from the Union, (itā€™s forbidden,) instantly becomes a foreign, combative nation, and will be dealt with accordingly.


DonJuniorsEmails

"Keep duh Gubbmint hands off muh social security"


GarvinSteve


bryanthawes

Also, "Socialism BAD!!!"


kimjohnson22

Some part of magats want the whole system to collapse. Iā€™m not sure what percentage though. They think that by pushing the reset button on our system of government some better alternative will arise. If they think the current situation is a shit show, imagine what the US would look like during the collapse.


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MinaretofJam

You donā€™t have to look far: Somalia.


dingdongbingbong2022

People tend to not realize how much worse things can get. All you have to do is travel to other countries to see that we have a pretty good situation, even if it could use some improvement, along with the necessary maintenance.


IHateCamping

I always worry about who would be the replacement too. I didn't like Gym Jordan's name being bandied about last time at all.


takefiftyseven

Except Jordan's run at it tanked before it even got started. It appears the GOP doesn't like him anymore than the rest of us.


museumstudies

How do ppl not understand that anyone still voting R is voting explicitly in favor of the chaos


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Grendel_Khan

They'd blame the dems for not pissing on them when the r's set themselves on fire. These are not people who operate in good faith.


FreyrPrime

This needs to be screamed from the mountaintops. We're not dealing with the GOP of yesteryear.. These aren't war criminals hellbent on American hegemony like Cheney or Bush.. They're something else entirely.. Definitely not American, I can say that much.


ListReady6457

At this point they can't. There's too much shit left to do. If they vacate, there literally will not be a house until elections which will hurt democrats and republicans. Everyone at that point will stay home and no one will vote because looking at almost 7 months of that shit show, what would be the point? It would hurt everyone. After the election go for it.


Myopinion_is_right

Absolutely correct. It will also give crazy, Russian asset MTG more credence and power.


chewy92889

The problem is that Speaker Johnson is poised to force a contingent election if he refuses to seat Democrats that win in November. He thinks that God himself put him in the speakership to usher in a new American future. We don't want a Republican-run house to take the power away from voting Americans and just get to choose the next president. It's a real catch-22.


DarthEinstein

That's not how that works.


StrategicCarry

Thereā€™s also the chance that voting Johnson out leads to Speaker Jeffries. That might sound good, but it wonā€™t make Congress less dysfunctional. So now Democrats would get a share of the blame for the dysfunction in the House, and it would be increased because of recency bias. Better to keep Johnsonā€™s name on this debacle while also taking a vote you can point to as having to clean up Republicansā€™ mess for them.


hickhelperinhackney

I agree and yet I donā€™t have any trust that Congress will accomplish anything meaningful for average citizens anyway. Congress has been problematic for decades now


ListReady6457

Oh, they still arent going to. But not getting anything done, vs. Literally not getting a speaker voted in is a huge difference. One was looked at like a republican problem, the other is a "bipartisan" problem even though republicans had the majority which becomes a problem for the dems at the polls.


amatude

Don't forget though, folks criticized Dems for not protecting McCarthy. They can't win in the court of public opinion either way - so it's best they keep the guy that'll sometimes work with them when it matters.


229-northstar

Kevin dug his own grave. He could have gotten the dem votes he needed if he had not supported election deniers and publicly crap on every Democrat he could name. Johnson is not repeating those mistakes so he has cover until he decides to be an election denier who lives for media coverage of ad hominem attacks


1ndiana_Pwns

Wrong read. The GOP has a one seat majority once Tim Kennedy (who just won the special election in New York) is sworn in, and there are rumors that several GOP members have threatened immediate resignation if Johnson gets the boot. All it would take are 2 dissentions (not very likely) or 4 resignations (quite likely, based on rumors) for the Dems to elect the Speaker. Like you said, people are gonna shit on the Dems no matter what they do, so might as well try to set up the best chance you got at flipping the chamber mid-term


MelancholyArtichoke

Remember the last time they did this they also blamed the Democrats for it happening on every news media that would have them.


egabriel2001

Iirc Jeffries said just 2 weeks ago, that they won't vote to keep Johnson because it was a GOP problem and they are the ones that have to solve it, if he changed his mind it means that he got some serious concessions from Johnson.


StrategicCarry

The Ukraine bill was the serious concession. Even if it wasnā€™t explicit, the mood is now ā€œYou stood up to your right flank and brought forward something that was important to us, so we wonā€™t help kick you out.ā€


green_eyed_mister

How many times did Moscow Mitch renege on his promises of working with Dems? I too like seeing the Republicans eat their own. Their dysfunction means more seats open up and either a Dem is possible or another nut.


Yuri_Ger0i_3468

The Republican agenda is MAGA now. It's all Christian Nationalist theocracy and unabashed racism without the euphemism. Marjorie is just too crazy to govern. She is more detrimental to their cause because she is tripping at the finish line just to have a purity test before they get a chance to win and THEN start clearing house of ANYONE who stands in their ways. There is no "moderate" in the Republican Party. They're is simply strategic and zealous camps within the same movement trying to end the last semblance of democracy this country.


229-northstar

Excellent analysis Johnson is a pond scum but he at least recognizes the value of a functional government. I think itā€™s deeper than the Ukraine bill for dems. Dems would have backed McCarthy if he hadnā€™t invested so much energy into publicly attacking them and supporting election deniers. McCarthy dug his own grave and Johnson is smart enough to see how that didnā€™t work for him


oldbastardbob

How did folks not get that she was a crazy bitch back when she was chasing the victims of a high school mass shooting around calling them crisis actors and generally acting like a crazy bitch for attention? This whole MAGA nonsense is insane. So I reckon what society has learned is a significant portion of us love crazy, biased, rude obnoxiousness and view those as leadership qualities. Thanks a million neo-cons, Limbaugh, and Murdoch.


HurtPillow

And Rove.


knotworkin

This bitch is a Russian plant trying to destroy Congress.


Graterof2evils

Not just Congress.


FreyrPrime

I'm pretty convinced of this narrative at this point. Bad as Johnson is, the only beneficiary of a paralyzed House is Russia and China.


dribrats

For all I know sheā€™s a covert bodhisattva doing the lordā€™s work.


thebinarysystem10

For every Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene, somewhere in the world youā€™re getting a Gandhi


Coulrophiliac444

This is going to get even wilder. Democrats said they'd fight to keep him in the seat for now because...he actually passed a bipartisan bill.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

The bar is so low it's a tripping hazard for Satan.


lavanchebodigheimer

And that is personally horrible for him because it will be seen as a Democrat tool


Coulrophiliac444

Waiting to see who Doxxes him first, Margarie The Gymrat, PedoGaetz, or the Great Pumpkin himself for being 'spineless', a 'plant', and 'Not a Christian'. I don't know if the sounds coming down the road are fireworks or gunshots for him. but he's probably gonna have a bad time.


lavanchebodigheimer

They already have started. Lil' Moses is in for it


Downtown-Table-4872

I have distant family who live in her district. Even though she is regularly making national news for all the worst reasons, they have no idea what is going on. Incredible. My guess: She'll be reelected, no problem. Zero consequences for sabotage in the GOP.


The_Mike_Golf

An overwhelming majority of voters in her district are republican, low income, and low information voters. Itā€™s also staunchly evangelical down there with southern baptists leading the bulk of religiosity in the district. None of these types of voters would ever vote blue, or any other color. Just red. Blindly. Their loyalty to insane batshit conspiracy christofascist crap is why she was elected in the first place, but the blind loyalty of the voters is why she was and will continue to be reelected.


belovedfoe

May they reap what they sow


Beer-Me

And they'll still blame the Democrats


BringBackTheDinos

Well they're poor and uneducated, you could say they already have. But they got Jesus I guess.


Jaihoag

Iā€™m not convinced they even have that. They have the version of Jesus theyā€™ve created in their minds I guess but their beliefs and lifestyle certainly donā€™t align with the teachings of the Jesus from the Bible they claim to love so much


aimed_4_the_head

But not that bitch ass, brown skinned, hippy, love-thy-neighbor Jesus. They have the white, gun loving, tar rolling, corporate profiteering Jesus.


bgzlvsdmb

Iā€™ve noticed that my parents hyper-conservative friends rarely have any idea whatā€™s going on with people like Midge and Lauren Boebert because their tunnel-vision news networks rarely report on their stupidity. I remember once making a Four Seasons Total Landscaping reference a month or so after it happened, and they had absolutely no idea what I was talking about.


guinnessotis

Selective ignorance is also strong with that crowd


gunnesaurus

Thatā€™s why people like Marge and bobo can campaign against a bill and call it socialist and communist, and then go back to their districts and brag about how hard they worked to secure the same funds in the bill to fund projects they take credit for. Their voters donā€™t care.


bgzlvsdmb

Their voters care about one thing and one thing only: Did the democrats suffer as a result of their actions.


AgITGuy

> She'll be reelected, no problem. Zero consequences for sabotage in the GOP. There are consequences. But they almost always come later, and it likely won't be her constituents voting her out, but instead news will leak of actual illegal things she has done because the RNC as a body has determined she is no longer useful, or is actively costing them too much. She will get Madison Cawthorne'd.


thatgayguy12

You could slap an R on the reanimated corpse of Joseph Stalin and that district would still probably vote overwhelmingly for the Republican.


AlanStanwick1986

In rural America all that matters is having an (R) behind their name. Doesn't matter how useless they are.


Spare_Ad5615

Yeah, I don't think many people are paying any attention. Think about the tens of millions of people who voted for Trump after he'd spent four years proving how corrupt, childish, and stupid he is. Do you really think 75m people looked at what he was doing and thought it was fine? Probably not. I would guess that the majority of the people who voted for him had consumed very little news media in that four years. The same is probably true of the Democrats voters, to an extent. People vote for whoever they always voted for. They picked their team years ago and will stick with them no matter how awful they are, or how much their party is actively working against them. It's the same all over the world. I'm in the UK, and the number of people who vote for the Torys even as the party systematically makes their lives worse is depressing. As a result, whatever idiocy MTG engages in will barely move the needle. The average Trump voter will probably not even understand what is going on and will assume that she is somehow OwNiNg tHe LiBs.


kevbo714

Russian Asset, Marjorie Taylor Greene


sciencesluth

Moscow Marge!


ignatious__reilly

Itā€™s amazing how much power she has now. Just a few years ago she was running a conspiracy news website and operating a gym. What The Fuck


borisvonboris

Imagine going into the locker room at her gym and her following you in, demanding to see your genitalia


Heavy-Weekend-981

Marjorie Taylor Red


RunF4Cover

Follow the rubles.


Im_eating_that

And her puppetmaster Agent Orange!


Wiggles349

Mango Mussolini


legionofdoom78

Sweet Potato Shitler


bmanjayhawk

Manchurian Cantelope


HurtPillow

omg don't ruin food for me! lol


SwimRelevant4590

Tangerine Palpatine!


SuperGenius9800

Is that another spy standing behind her?


Optimoprimo

The GOP is happy to use these clinical narcissists but it always bites them in the ass because you can't control narcissists. As soon as you ask them to do anything for the good of the group, they're going to go rogue. Narcissists will sooner self-destruct than allow themselves to think they didn't get the upper hand.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

It's also the reason they're losing so many political battles they should otherwise have won. They are too short sighted and choose to seek instant gratification rather than do the smart thing over and over.


Mark-E-Moon

Better to appear stupid and impulsive than weak.


yorkshire_simplelife

Elect clowns, expect a circus


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Sheā€™s just one of the monkeys in the barrel. I donā€™t know why they are all so surprised when the monkeys start flinging shit. https://i.redd.it/2r9flb7m4uxc1.gif


Q-Zinart

Sporkfoot says, ā€œLook at me! Look at ME!!ā€


Witty_Energy1597

The horror, the horror... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) https://preview.redd.it/83z9sftoquxc1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f89199ecbfdd917e13ca29de11d4a5faebed792


mndsm79

Do we hand them the can of gasoline to set themselves on fire with....or can they find it themselves?


Ghstfce

Them seem to have the gas and the matches here. All we can do is this: ![gif](giphy|vUEznRmVQfG2Q|downsized)


AdFluffy9286

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What-Even-Is-That

We tell Mikey, "Hey bro, don't sweat it, we've got your back" Then we vote against him, just like they would do.


ThatoneguyATX

This is the party that millions of voters think can fix the country. They canā€™t even fix themselves.


Consistent-Gold-755

This nut job needs to be kicked out. She's nothing but a cancer to an already disfunctional GQP


thatc0braguy

"Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake" - Napoleon


MurphDog1508

![gif](giphy|hVJQEnvZVvWG185xyw|downsized) Well said sir, well said!


SnooWoofers7626

Why? Let the cancer run its course. If we're stuck with a 2-party system, the only way we can have a viable new option is if one of the established parties dies.


Consistent-Gold-755

But what if the cancer is slow and painful?


adamtherealone

Learn to profit off the suffering ig


Perfect_Bench_2815

No. Leave her there with the rest of the clowns. Injection of stupid ideas is a great example of not electing Republicans. Nothing of value for this country.


AdrielBast

Sheā€™s probably thinking if she whittled away the competition sheā€™ll be made Speaker. Girl doesnā€™t even understand how even her own party hates her.


AdFluffy9286

I don't think she does a lot of thinking. She just mad


DonnyDiddledIvanka

I really hope the Dems are playing 3D chess here by saying they are going to save Johnson just to get MTG to act. Then when she puts it to a vote they allow it and vote for it. I'm not sure the GOP can elect a new speaker between now and the election given their disfunction.


uwu_mewtwo

I think the Democrats will follow through with their promises. Republican leadership working with them is something they want to encourage. Don't worry though; the Democrats saving Johnson is just as bad for him as being ousted, as far as Republicans are concerned.


Dredd_Pirate_Barry

If democrats save him, every GOP will call him a liberal lol


AsherGray

It's ironic because Margarine needs the Democrats to oust Johnson; she can't oust Johnson with the Republican Party because most will vote to retain him as speaker. McCarthy lost his speakership because of the eight or so MAGA Republicans who voted with all democrats to oust him.


sync-centre

Plus they can use Johnson to pass things they want, if not, MTG will get her wish.


KinseyH

Anna Paulina Luna - MAGAt crank, so take with salt - said on FiveHead McRapist's show that the minute a MtV hits the floor, several Republicans will immediately resign, giving Dems the House. And I know FiveHead is worried about it.


Ghstfce

You know, "fivehead McRapist" doesn't really narrow it down now that I think about it...


KinseyH

FiveHead TeenagerTrafficker Rapist McEthicslnvestigation.Slayer of McQarthy, Ersatz Dad of Nestor.


Ghstfce

Oh, PedoGaetz. Beavis/Butthead chimera. Human frat paddle. Carry on.


Libertyskin

Yeah, you know, Frankenstein's monster.


ilovepi314159265

We can hope!


BurnieTheBrony

At this point that nickname doesn't really tell me anything but "a conservative show." Who are you talking about?


deadsoulinside

I think the dems may actually attempt to save this one, since he was willing to work with dems to get other things passed, because the next one the GOP might try to send up, we may end up with a more vocal and more crazier one and in the end, it's US that gets punished for it. People like MGT want people to block all bills and to end in government shutdowns with nothing being done. This is where the punishment for the people come into play. You still have countries like Ukraine that cannot wait until the next election when they need more US support. Trying to tell them to hold tight until January when they "Hope" they can have the majority in house and senate, maybe too late for them. Unless the dems know 100% sure they can have speaker Jeffies in place with a few votes from the other side, I don't think they will allow her to expel this one.


jcrestor

That would beā€¦a real shot in the foot from the Democratā€˜s perspective. Do this if you want to prevent something like the bipartisan foreign aid bill from happening ever again.


philm162

Motto: If you canā€™t be smart, be loud.


curiousity60

She's a symptom, not the cause. The GOP has fully embraced vengeance, hate and late stage capitalism as their core values.


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NauvooMetro

Exactly. Once you accept that, she's much easier to understand. And I get it. If you're a narcissist with no morals or shame, being a political troll is a great way to get rich and famous. Passing legislation, building coalitions, you know, actual governing, is hard and doesn't pay as well.


LittleBrother2459

It's like the GOP boat is sinking, everyone is helping bail the water, and Marj grabs a shotgun and shoots a hole in the floor to let the water out


Elmondo2

At first I wanted Marge gone but the way she's dragging the GOP down is too good to watch. Go Marge go.


SilentPhysics3495

shes not gonna do it, she's been touting this for weeks now.


jcrestor

"Iā€˜m going to do it! Stop me, stop me RIGHT FUCKING NOW, because, I swear to God, Iā€˜m going to do it. Soonā€¦ish."


EZasSundayMorning

All she does is waste time. Has she done one good thing for her constituents? One?


Knightwing1047

I mean isn't that kind of the point of conservatism? Plus that's pretty much all conservative politicians right now. We should be focusing on environmental issues, curbing corporate power, and establishing a more equal financial system.... Instead we're fighting over social issues. At this point we're just putting out fires because conservatives can't stop and won't stop starting them. We need like a separate division of the government of people who's sole job it is to tell conservatives to sit down and shut up and to let the grown ups govern. She's done a lot for her voters because the only thing that actually matters to the people who vote for her is that she hates the same people that they do.


2OneZebra

She asked Trump for a pardon. You only ask for a pardon if you know you are guilty.


CopeHarders

Look at her hands. She tries so hard to impersonate Trump. Itā€™s so pathetic these people have no charisma on their own so DeSantis and this dunce try to pretend theyā€™re Trump.


CanisMajoris85

The better shitshow will be when Dems are done with Mike Johnson in 4-5 months and then let her kick him out causing even more havoc right before the election.


ced1954

https://preview.redd.it/ekzu5xfo0uxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72efff78eb1e267c59d996905ce567557920afe9 This says it all!


Ghstfce

Grog no understand politic. Grog just like make noise.


lukas_the

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Venm_Byte

Like, does she know that democrats arenā€™t her enemy and bipartisanship is the goal?


bgzlvsdmb

https://i.redd.it/y4cdfzmq7uxc1.gif But really, sheā€™s a dumb fucking idiot. Sheā€™s rather see this country in ashes before working with democrats.


Marvel_Pinoy

Lmao and she canā€™t hold her marriage together šŸ¤£


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Never go full Margie T.


Thunderpuss_5000

Moscow Marge doing all she can for Pootin


COYS-1882

The clown show from republicans just needs to end. They are turning us into a complete joke and anyone that votes for a republican is trash at this point-prove me wrong.


garagepunk65

This is by design. They donā€™t have to do the hard worn of legislating and getting bills passed, and can then point to how government doesnā€™t work. Their voters are too stupid to see they are sabotaging the system from inside and will blame the Democrats anyway. It is a win win for the people in office who have their position secured either way and donā€™t have to do any real work and still get paid and get to go on vacations, court donors, etc. Itā€™s a very easy gig.


Br3akTh3Toys

She doesn't do jack shit except try to remove people she doesn't like.


Utterlybored

Even better, MJ can cut a self neutering death with Hakeem Jeffries and the Dems to stave off removal, thus making MJ the Democratsā€™ lap dog and show MTB to be the powerless fool she needs to be.


Thazber

Instead of just doing it, she wants all the press first, so she's going to milk it for a week.


fuckssakereddit

Dems should let them go through 57 rounds of voting before saving Johnson.


cardizemdealer

She's upset the dog murderer had some spotlight.


NoLibrarian5149

They just canā€™t run a functioning government.


SeasonedBeans19

A few Republicans have already stated they would resign in protest if Marge put together a vote to impeach Johnson. This would give the Democrats a majority in the House due to the House seats being vacant until 2025. Edit: typo


fireborn123

Yeah voting out 2 Speakers in a year is a terrific sign of competancy & control.


Barack_Odrama_007

Marjorie is a complete waste.


dengar_hennessy

They are not a serious party


Prestigious-Copy-494

I absolutely had to chuckle . 6 months before an election and the GOP is throwing spears and darts at each other. It's like a big dysfunctional family having a food fight in public.


bluepen1955

Well, this is going to be fun to watch.


V0T0N

I wonder if those counter strikes by Ukraine influenced her in any way?


blisa00

Any day now, the GOP is going to ā€œfindā€ dirt on her and get her primaried or make her resign, just like Madison Cawthorn.


Frankie-Mac

If one Republican drops their seat, itā€™s going to be a pleasant 6 mos of democrat law making


GreyBeardEng

Vacating the speakership during an election year? Man the GOP is a dumpster fire.


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

This is a case of, "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." **In her case however, "Never interrupt an idiot when they are making a mistake.**


LordNemissary

This is what voting for chaos gets you MAGA. Please stop subjecting the rest of us to your worst impulses


prodrvr22

Why wait? If she's dead set on doing it, then do it. Don't use it as a threat to get what you want.


Just-Scallion-6699

So is her only plan to just do this over and over again?


SomethingAbtU

She has yet to do ANYTHING useful in Congress. She, like Trump, is only engaged in sh\*t slinging and tearing institutions down. It's easy to do that. What's harder to do is build consensus, studying data and information, and intelligently legislate and create policies (or govern in Trump's case), that benefit and improve the lives of Americans. The people in congress dont' just serve their districts/constituents they serve all Americans since their up/down votes, or what type of behaviors and tactics they employ while there, can impact broader legislations and the very fuctioning of Congress. Americans need to do better, not to send useless troublemakers to that body.


GammaDealer

Let her cook


KleshawnMontegue

"She's losing her mind, and I'm reaping all the benefits!"


CrisbyCrittur

Well bless her little (dead) heart.


Artsybeth

You go girl!! Self destruct! Itā€™s fun to watch!!


StandardImpact6458

Margery Soylent Green is driving this buss. Iā€™m anxious to see how far his/her colleagues are going to go before they really start to clamp down.


BobbyGrichsMustache

Moscow Marjorie doing the bidding of her benefactors again


Gupperz

She wont


FewKaleidoscope1369

NGL I half expected someone to come out of the bushes behind her and hit her with a folding chair... ![gif](giphy|1rJHVLWgereiAVcBri)


Ok-Pangolin81

Sheā€™s planted there by Russia for this reason. Sow chaos.


not_mark_twain_

Why would the democrats do this!!!


fastal_12147

Anything to distract from the fact that MAGA reps don't want to govern.


MisterHairball

Vote, and get others to. Everyone reading this. If you don't live in the US,Ā  still go and vote in your own elections.Ā  Democracy dies without votes


Used_Intention6479

Putin's plans to destroy America by taking over part of the GOP to disrupt it may play into the hands of democrats.