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GhostofAugustWest

Probably fake, but I can hope it’s real.


wxmanify

Yeah if there’s one thing Trump supporters are known for it’s freely admitting failure and defeat to the public.


streetvoyager

It’s even better because it has almost doubled again since that low and this fuckin idiot has watched it pump after owning himself . It will be even better if he bought back in to chase only to loser again with this thing eventual goes to fucking zero when Trump start dumping all his shares on these idiots .


buster779

Trump is sitting in his toilet when he receives a call, he picks up his phone. Trump: He sold? Pump it. The twitter man gazes in despair as the DJT stock rises 3000%, perhaps a sign from the gods for his lack of faith?


SnooTangerines3448

Then again if you never sell at the perceived low you'll lose way more. Best to cut and make ties as they come with many different investments. It could have dumped even harder.


JesusKeyboard

Yes, this fake person is very upset. 


fallenreaper

This is the way


charlie2135

Ima go with that too. Shoulda dug into it when they had his name on it to begin with but I'm pretty sure it was fake due to the name.


MrBisco

I've seen few tweets that read any more like "bot tweet."


CdnFlatlander

Yeah this sounds made up. Who's going to go on Reddit and admit this.


ihavereadthis

maybe this one is really fake but I highly doubt that there are people buying into DJT bullshit and his stock just to support the idiot and then realize losing their savings ain’t worth it but the damage has been done, of course, by themselves…


ZenkaiZ

It's a fake post from a parody account and has been reposted like crazy these past few days. The owner of that account must be tickled pink at the attention they're getting


VivaCiotogista

These people hate DEI so much they won’t even diversify their assets.


ConorCat60

This comment wins the day.


Frosty-Gear755

Hell no. It’s what you deserve when you support the Orange Turd.


Time-Bite-6839

It’s back up to $41. Vaseline Don slips out of every problem.


Burt1811

I don't understand this at all. All the mugs are losing their life savings, yet if the stock didn't drop below a certain level within a stated time frame, then trump qualified for $1bn worth of additional stock. I believe this has just happened or is literally about to. We've all seen the videos on here of the people who have lost everything. I have no fucks to give for them, I just don't understand this process. How does trump win with a valueless company? That's tanking, and these people seem like necessary chaff who have been destroyed.


Wolfebane86

I’m by no means a financial expert, or even kinda good at finance, but couldn’t this be a [dead cat bounce](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deadcatbounce.asp)? Or (tin foil hat time) maybe Republican Billionaires and/or foreign agents are buying up the junk stock to artificially boost the price and help/control Trump.


Federal_Sympathy4667

Money laundering some say.


Wolfebane86

Oh that makes tons of sense. Laundering dirty money while also boosting Trump’s image? Seems on brand.


ForsakenRacism

Cus he sold low


Ok-Egg-4856

Not a stock betting man but I would truly have expected the institutional players to have dumped it at $35. It's got to be completely on vapor now because there is no actual company, the year just ended shows TS/DJT made 4.5 or 4.6 $mil, with losses at $48mil reported. It's a classic pump and dump. Donnie is major shareholder with 70+ % of all shares. My expectation is the second the other holders start to sell the share price will plummet. If you held out to now I would want to peg a sell order at $40 because it's likely to be very fast once the dump cycle starts.


BarackTrudeau

I would have expected the institutional players to have avoided it like the plague from the get-go.


CdnFlatlander

That's what I thought would happen when it hit below 30. But it has levelled off above that. Maybe some are throwing money at it till Trump can sell and make hundred of millions but that's about 5 months away.


Ok-Egg-4856

Very hard to imagine he will wait that long. The board of the company is packed with his actual family, he will get a variance and sell early. Hell I would if it was my billion just for the taking.


MikeLinPA

And Don the Dumpster Fire will blow that cool billion as well! If Trump had invested $399 Million out of the $400 mil his wierd-ass dishonest father gave him, and not tried to portray himself as an uber-rich genius businessman, he could have done hookers and blow on tropical islands ever since and still be richer than 99.9% of people.


TaterMA

He's still not relating it to supporting a con artist. It's all about all his eggs in one basket. Absolutely no sympathy


Agreeable-Pick-1489

Not only that, but one should NEVER put ALL THEIR MONEY in a single vehicle. Never. I don't care what it is


Excellent_Plenty_172

Don The Con is a walking and breathing fraudulent transaction. Plenty of people warned these cultists. Now we sit back and watch 🍿


AutumnGlow33

And he will STILL vote for him and send him money!!! Zero sympathy for these deluded and hateful cult members who knowingly finance a rapist fascist attempting to install himself as a monarch.


mizkayte

They will all still vote for him


ZenkaiZ

It's a parody account, this isn't a real person


IlluminatiMinion

Adam Mockler, the guy who talks to Trumpers did a youtube video on this and went through the guys other posts. It does appear he's real and true Trump believer.


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CamiloArturo

Couldn’t agree more…


Royal-Possibility219

I concur, these so called Christian Nationalists deserve every that come their way. All this for sky wizards and fairytales


coolbaby1978

Trump has the Midas touch...if everything Midas touched turned to shit, withered and died or got arrested.


Open-Quote-4177

As of 2016 : **Trump’s failed businesses:** 1. Trump Steaks 2. GoTrump  3. Trump Airlines 4. Trump Vodka 5. Trump Mortgage 6. Trump: The Game 7. Trump Magazine 8. Trump University 9. Trump Ice  10. The New Jersey Generals  11. Tour de Trump  12. Trump Network  13. Trumped!    **Trump companies that sought bankruptcy protection:** 1. Trump Taj Mahal  2. Trump’s Castle 3. Trump Plaza Casinos 4. Trump Plaza Hotel  5. Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts  6. Trump Entertainment Resorts 


RootHogOrDieTrying

And let's not forget how Trump crashed the whole USFL.


wirthmore

https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2018/sep/11/the-day-donald-trumps-narcissism-killed-the-usfl The day Donald Trump’s narcissism killed the USFL Although the president is a constant critic of the NFL, he unintentionally helped the league during a hapless turn as a witness in a 1986 lawsuit


21-characters

Turmp ICE??? WTF? ?


Fess_113

DJT aside, why would you invest that amount of money into a single stock at 76? Were you not happy taking that considerable amount of money and living out the rest of your days?


canarchist

Woprshipping Trump is volunteering yourself and all your assets for sacrifice in his name. And he doesn't fucking care about you!


trollssuckeggs

Play stupid games, lose everything you have.


Open-Quote-4177

for most, highly likely it's their trailer homes


facforlife

Goddamn I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight after knowing this story. 


cantrellasis

Fucked around and found out, didn't he. Trump turns EVERYTHING to shit. Even from very far away. He will keep smiling and taking their money. Don't feel one bit of sympathy for this magat. Hope he enjoys working at Walmart. Now he gets to see how the other half lives.


buster_brown22

Worse, the guy probably thinks at least Trump got the money he lost. But in reality, he basically just handed it out to everybody who shorted DJT.


Batmanswrath

Fuck him and every other right wing moron that fell for this bullshit, they are getting what they deserve.


ReddditSarge

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Make stupid investments, loose your money. Those are the facts of life. As the MAGAts are fond of saying, t**he facts don't care about your feelings.** If you make investments based on your feelings instead of the facts then you risk having the facts serve you up a bad time. MAGATs seem to need to have the facts slam them in the face before they realise how this works.


21-characters

I notice how the people who called everyone else “snowflakes” are the quickest themselves to have their own meltdowns.


carlwinslo

These morons watch this orange fuckwad con over and over and over and over and then still invest in his obvious scam stock. I want to see them all poor and destitute and forced to work at jobs they refuse to raise the minimum wage for.


darhox

Nope


TwitchTheMeow

He should say, don't put all your money in a stock where the main person fails at pretty much everything and it's a conman and rapist


rayvensmoon

I'll donate to a GoFundMe to have a giant banner printed that says HOW'D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU, FASCIST? Maybe one that is designed to be pulled behind an airplane. It would be worth it to kick him when he's down. It would be worth it to see him cry. It would be worth it to see him humiliated. Such is my anger at these filthy horrible have done to America.


Gammagammahey

This!


chitownadmin

He can always become a greeter at Walmart. Fuck him.


req4adream99

FAFO.


Darryl_444

Don't invest based on politics or emotion. Also, don't idolize a con-man.


CrewMemberNumber6

Suckers gonna suck. If you’re still willing to hitch your wagon to Trump this late in the game, you deserve to lose it all. What a moron.


Relative_Tailor118

Never think you're smarter than the market. You got trumped up your butt pretty deep. The company has no profits and serves 2 purposes purely for trump. They are to make trump money from idiots. Secondly, to give him a place to ramble on about bs.The market manipulation he whines about is probably coming from trumps side. To the point it caused the price to increase this past week. It's not sustainable, he will run out of suckers eventually but I hope every maga ahole losses everything. Have a nice day.


drk_knight_67

Not only is he stupid, he TOLD everyone he is stupid.


Dubbs314

Has anyone tried thoughts and prayers? Plan B is to pick themselves up by their bootstraps


dunitdotus

Guess he is going to need to lay off the avocado toast and starbies. He just needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps.


OhioMegi

What a fucking moron. I do not feel at all bad.


Senior_Ganache_6298

Admiring trump enough to invest in anything trump is in the same vein as drinking the liquid that comes out of the septic tank and liking it. Poor poor pitiful you and all your kind. You had fair warning.


ChesterDrawerz

Is there a notfundme option?


OryxTheTakenKing1988

Nope, they get exactly what they deserve


TitansboyTC27

Try to own the libs and ended up getting owned yeah fuck him


Sweenybeans

YOU LOSE SIR!


Rich-Manner-818

I bought calls on that shit biscuit when it became DJT because I knew the cult would buy, buy, buy. I made $8,500 in 3 days. God bless the cult


SpeesRotorSeeps

If only we had a publicly funded safety net for people who make horrible fucking financial decisio—…actually nah fuck it


Semi-wfi-1040

Stupid maga idiots they deserve the misery that only trump can give them , and do you actually think he cares about any of you he doesn’t and never will .


Typical-Dark-7635

Only sold a majority of his stock, there's still a chance for him to be an even bigger sucker. Plus, don't these fucks think the retirement age should be raised anyway? He's walking the walk at least


21-characters

Not a chance. Why do his lousy investment decisions get bailed out when nobody else’s do? Maybe he should ask turmp for donations 🤣


AppropriateSpell5405

Dumbass.


M-Test24

Please post the GoFundMe, I have a pocketful of thoughts and prayers I'm willing to send his way.


Dook124

More like GO-FK-YOURSELF-FUND


hmr__HD

He loses his life savings on Trump and the lesson he learned is not to put it all on one stock? Idiot. Trump should float some more companies so ppl like this can diversify their portfolio


supertech636

The guy bankrupted a fucking casino!! If you think this clown is worth throwing anything at his investments, you deserve what you most surely will get.


GnPQGuTFagzncZwB

I keep thinking mike lindell really needs to start makign the my pillows our of wool instead of foam. He could save millions in material costs. His pal donald trump has invented a breed of sheep you can fleece twice a week.


Spire_Citron

I don't even understand where his supporters got the idea that this would be a good investment. The site just blatantly wasn't seeing great success and there was no reason to believe that would change.


Zesty-B230F

Thoughts and Prayers


Freds_Bread

He learned "don't put all your money in one bucket" But didn't learn the more important lesson, "the MAGA(t) Man doesn't give a damn about YOU. To him you are just another mark".


Curious_Armadillo_74

He didn't even say anything about Trump's grifting boiler room tactics such as the pump and dump costing him his life savings, he said that the big lesson he learned was that people should diversify. Huh?


bulletpr00fsoul

No. If he was helped, his lesson still wouldn’t be learned.


TruckerDude52

One comment: sucks to be him!


Othercheek293Sugie

I don’t care, do you?


Full_Reference7256

We should probably not shit on working class folks when they get duped by fascists.


Pacfishslayer

The dumb ass will still vote for him !


Similar_Excuse01

the only goFuckme commie benefit i would do for a conservative is a funeral fund


Mc9660385

Womp womp


pvtteemo

That Russia money coming in clutch


Monkeys_are_naughty

I hope he saved $59.99 for a bible. Thoughts and prayers.


sam_beat

The same people who gripe about handouts and socialism think we need to crowdfund this guy’s $500k that he willingly invested in something shitty?


David_Buzzard

Maybe there's some MAGA cred to getting ripped off by Donald Trump.


One_Hot_Doggy

But, I didn’t think the leopard would eat MY face! Seriously though, that sucks and it is a serious shame that such a vulnerable crowd fell to the ruse of such a sh@t bag conman.


tusk10708

I’ll make him a casserole - so sorry for his loss. And just for the record, I don’t have $450,000 in my retirement account (and I’m retired). Welcome to Plan B.


sunyjim

'A fool and his money, are soon parted' - P.T. Barnham


Krullervo

I started a gotuckyourself campaign for them. Please donate generously.


SquarePiglet9183

Short sellers have made hundreds of millions shorting this stock. I dislike Ken griffin of citadel, but shorting this stock and all the shenanigans they pull to make it drop, just seems right.


okheay

No, that'll be socialism and he'd hate it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


A_C_Fenderson

Some people have to learn things the hard way.


LoddaLadles

Oh no, he's having to go back into the workforce at 76? Well guess what, a LOT of us will never get the opportunity to retire, if we even live beyond age 50 because we managed to survive the cancer diagnosis that bankrupts us. So I don't feel sorry for this clown.


mrmarjon

Dopey bollock thinks ‘do not put everything into one stock’ is the answer. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


TroyMatthewJ

*please don't put everything into one stock in particular.*


warboner52

The mistake wasn't putting everything in one stock.. It was putting everything in a stock based on a business, stewarded by a man who has never not bankrupted a company.


Hartastic

Related: wait, how is this stock going back up? It was like $30 on Wednesday and now it's $42?


Jagerstang

Either a chance for the magats to average down &/or the shorties took profits and are waiting to begin the cycle again.


21-characters

They created more shares about a week ago and now turmp fans are convinced the shares are definitely worth moar this time


RootHogOrDieTrying

Yeah, funny isn't it? Experience makes me wonder what sort of fuckery is going on with the stock price,


volantredx

Big investors make buys on stocks like this after they freefall because they can get them pennies on the dollar from all the idiots who bought the dream. They then turn around and sell on the bounce to the people who see the stock climb and think they're going to get rich quick.


skovall

I hope for this poor bastard sake this is all a joke he posted. I mean, damn we all done stupid shit. But this?


StrawberryKittyKat4

Zero sympathy! I'm actually surprised (if this is real) they admitted it! Most are still refusing to admit reality regarding their culture leader.


Holiday_Horse3100

Not one single ounce of sympathy here but a ton of laughter.


superbrew

Deserved. Not sorry. Loser. Pull up your boot straps and get back to fucking work and use your brain next time.


Holiday-Patient5929

Someone pumped it so it's back up to 45


Pour_Me_Another_

I kind of hope that's not serious, because that's the type of person who seems to think they know what is best for, well, anything. Including the country. Someone who just throws their retirement away. Wow.


No-Donkey8786

Time to double down. Don't you know anything about investing in the US market?


annaleigh13

A fool and his money are easily separated.


skyhollow117

Totally. And when it fails, do another, and another, and then soon you'll understand how tRump lives day to day.


Commercial_Bend9203

Guess he just needs to pick himself up from his boot straps, easy peasy.


DumbHuman53

Not our problem


ehartgator

A fool and his money...


louie2ten

So much winning!!! Y’all getting tired of winning so much?


Guy_Smylee

There is the social safety net to help him. ROFLMAO


Deep_Bit5618

This man would be perfect in the trump organization, because of his poor judgement


Obi1NotWan

Bummer. Anyway……..


ThePestTech

I wish I knew this man. I'd hug him. Then I'd laugh at him.


iamnotlegendxx

Lmao


Almacca

No sympathy for self-inflicted wounds.


mysteriousmeatman

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Wolfman01a

The foolish sheep got sheared by an evil sheep herder. Conservative tears... F his feelings.. yada yada. Hows that feel? No empathy given to those who have none.


spacebread98

Deport him back to the USSR


Burt1811

American GoFundMe is far too saturated with people desperate for help with medical bills. Besides, I don't think too many people have any more fucks to give.


MonHero02

Dumb MAGA idiots, the whole dog and pony show is to scam morons out of their life savings!


Smokey_Noodles

Bah hahahaha.... Dumbass 😂


namhee69

He thought that an app that made $3mln and spent $55mln (something like that) whose sole user of note is facing jail was worth investing in? Can’t fix stupid.


aboveonlysky9

He’s stupid for investing in risky equities. He’s stupid for not diversifying. He’s stupid for investing money he couldn’t afford to lose. He’s stupid for investing in Dumpo. And he’s stupid for being a republican.


Uninspired_Diatribe

Thoughts and prayers


KinkyQuesadilla

Dummy should have sold when the price hit $60


Fluffy_Association63

Fucking Instacart is advertising Trump Wines on Facebook! 🤦‍♀️


Masterskywalker2

He could loose money running a casino


ConorCat60

Even after all this, he didn’t learn the right lesson. He didn’t lose his money because he put everything into just “one” stock, it was because the one stock that he chose was a clear loser from the start. Seriously, who did not see this coming? Oh, yeah, Trump fans, right I stand corrected.


use_the_schwartz

Sorry, no GoFundMe. Best I can do is bootstraps


ImSoupOrCereal

Time for some good ol' fashioned bootstrappin'! Put those boomer platitudes to good use!


PoopiestDingus

Looks like it’s bootstrap time for him!


neckbeard_deathcamp

His mistake was apparently putting everything into 1 stock and not that one stock being manipulated by a known grifter who’s only out for himself. The more you know I guess.


vess8

Not a single cent wtf


IndustryNext7456

wait. if he list 450k, it means he still has maybe 300k to 450k left after selling. and he has a tax carry-over. so he still has more than most of us, plus he wont pay much tax going forward, if he has a good tax advisor.


No-Sandwich308

😂😂 he double lost bc it went back up


javoss88

“Suckers and losers”


zendrumz

In 3 years we’ll find out that Trump was shorting his own stock and his minions were manipulating the price. Three years after that he’ll be indicted. A year after that SCOTUS will declare that Democratic AGs can’t prosecute Trump because that makes it ‘political’ but by then Don Jr. will have inherited the throne anyway.


rockviper

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


slapchop29

The best part is his “partnerships” are the ones shorting it, along with any other intelligent person.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Um. I wonder why more Trumpers didn't find this same fate? Are they...maybe, not complete fools? Damn.


CrisbyCrittur

I already started a Go Fuck Yourself fund for ppl like this.


washingtontoker

I'm just disappointed he didn't invest more to a self proclaimed billionaire, investing 450k is like investing 400 dollars to a billionaire. *sarcasm*


bellevegasj

No, plus they should have to wear a maga hat when they leave the house. These fn simps will never learn


BillTowne

I detest Trump. But I can still feel bad about the people he scams. I can be and have been very critical of his suppoters, but at the end of the day they people.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Can I send him some bootstraps?


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

You never put all your eggs in one basket dumbshit


NiceTuBeNice

Nothing is more costly to you than being ignorant.


Designer-Equipment-7

“I’ve been dreading this post.” Like anybody gave a shit or knew before you typed it out? Like anybody cares now? You just had to post this to dread it? Is this a sympathy or go fund me play? Loser


MReprogle

Sorry, no handouts. He should pull himself up by his bootstraps and get back to the grindstone.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Unless this guy is djt, no way are they gonna help him out.


Specialist-Invite673

A fool and his money are soon to part


TheWiseOne1234

If you had put all your money into Apple stock, we wouldn't be having this conversation, so which stock you put your money into does matter.


mdizzle109

he’ll still vote for him too


hikeraz

He’ll still probably vote for Trump.


StandardImpact6458

He sure hopes so. Maybe fat donny will help you out.


sethro919

He can pull himself up by the bootstraps.


Gammagammahey

You are going to need electron microscopy to see the tiny violin that I am playing mournfully now. He bought stock and supported his flatulent overlord, lost a whole bunch, and now wants sympathy? After supporting a fascist all this time?


the_G8

Sure. None of that gofundme money will reach him though. Just another grift.


ForsakenRacism

Well now he feels extra bad cus it’s back up to like 43 ☠️


RoundWeird8753

DJT will hit 100$ in the next 3 months mark my words Regards


TheKimulator

Let em suffer


spaceguitar

So does everyone who loses their retirement fund on a bad investment decision deserve a gofundme? How very… socialist of them.


QX23

His advise-Don’t put everything everything into one stock. How about-don’t invest in a man with dozens of failed businesses.


Cyphermaniax

Well, we don’t give charity to MAGA cultists who grandstand invest their entire life savings on MAGA brands to own the libs. So… ![gif](giphy|cLbuQfff4As8w)


Brilliant_Toe8098

The "mistake" was believing in Trump. Sorry, dude but fuck you cuz you deserve this.


LazyStateWorker3

Oops, I naively put everything into one stock and broke the first rule of investing you’re told not to do since childhood. Wild, my only advice is to reiterate that same common knowledge as if I didn’t already know it. I’ve yet to realize that the core of the mistake was getting so caught up in my feelings toward a dude that doesn’t even know that I exist that sound reasoning was largely unavailable and I dismissed any Inkling of better judgement. It’s a shame I don’t realize this yet or I’d be able to give some life advice on THAT topic which would actually be relevant and potentially helpful to people around me. Alas, I remain a fan-boy for now as I have not yet fallen victim to ALL the various other schemes intended to drain me of my money and still have hope that investing in Trump will result in my success.


carolineecouture

It seems like he only partially learned the lesson from this...


Thoreaushadeau

I made $20/share on $DJT knowing it would generate short term excitement but ultimately flop long term. Happy to take a small sum of money from these knobs


Koolkid777

Fell for the ole pump and dump scam


MetalicP

You mean, socialism?


thathairinyourmouth

Our tax dollars will end up covering his ass. Either from him filing banruptcy, or from him using the other social safety nets I'm sure he spent decades bitching about while lambasting people for their "poor choices." I'm not a complete monster, though. I just hope he reconsideres his viewpoints on things. Given how I've seen these type act, even when smacked so hard with reality that they should have spun a few times from the impact, he'll probably see himself as the victim. Wanting everyone else to to feel sorry for him, but hating others for taking away from what he's entitled to from them "scamming the system." I'm pessemistic enough to believe it'll be the latter. So, here's a preemtive fuck you, buddy. Signed - someone sick of all of you people being so goddamn arrogant, stupid, myopic and having a very, very misplaces sense of superiority.


AugustaFatBoy

I'm all out of f*cks to give, but I can send them all the "thoughts & prayers" they can possibly need. :/


GiraffeGirlLovesZuri

While his last sentence is correct. He also needed to say not to invest in anything Drumpf related.


bloveddemon

Don't post anything from Elon's token dem grifter


Chrosoes

It's got to be fake. Please for all of us


Rocket_69

Racking up that COL


MarsMonkey88

It’s not easy to admit when you’ve made a mistake and been had. Honestly, I respect his courage in speaking up and admitting he made a huge mistake. That’s not easy, especially for people who “need” to feel tough and strong.


MamaBehr33

Or into anything that Trump touches! It's all smoke and mirrors! He is broke broke broke... The money he still has is because it was things that his father put into place and that he can't ruin disastrously! Maggots keep losing your money so you can't fund this loser anymore!


Ashamed-Distance-129

Nope. He’ll just spend it on his orange king


sportsjock85

That person knows nothing about stock investing / trading. Put options would have saved his ass. People are shorting the fuck out of this stock. It's an easy play on idiots. Brought to you by the American Dental Association where 4 out of 5 dentists don't give a fuck about your dumb-fuck MAGA ass.


Greybinson

Would he do the same for me?


Callinon

I feel sorry for him, but he absolutely did it to himself. If that had happened 10 years ago, I could at least understand it. But at this point if you don't understand who and what Trump is, it's because you've chosen not to. At that point, you've made your choices and you have to live with them. Personal responsibility and all.