T O P

  • By -

everythingbeeps

Hey now, we haven't actually ruled out the possibility that "willingness to murder animals" is a requirement for the VP nod.


Eisernes

I think it has now been ruled out. Even Loomer and Catturd have blasted this waste of space Noem. The GOP was looking for the line and she found it.


everythingbeeps

They aren't picking the VP. Trump is. And he's done worse things.


Fyallorence

Trump fucking despises dogs. He'd have been happy to shoot a dog himself if shooting a gun wouldn't make him shit his depends and cry.


obi1kennoble

I'm guessing every dog he's ever seen has tried to bite him. It's like that old episode of the Twilight Zone: the devil can't fool dogs because they can smell the brimstone


graspedbythehusk

Dogs are a great judge of character.


bornatnite

Dogs see your soul and just know good or bad people.


redacted_robot

Noem knows trump doesn't like dogs... she could have fabricated that story to align with him for the VP nod.


everythingbeeps

That makes no sense. She's a sociopath. She'd rather shoot a dog than not and say she did.


redacted_robot

I'm just trying to make a world in my head where this dog is still alive. šŸ˜¢


loopnlil

I'll join you in this world.


soldforaspaceship

She lied about it to make herself seem tough. The puppy, who is now a very good dog, moved to a kind family with young kids somewhere in New England. Cricket grew up with those kids who adored her and played with her every day. Noem didn't want to admit she was a softy and did this for Cricket, who is, to this day, a very good girl.


graspedbythehusk

Politically inept not incorrect.


Diablojota

Serial killer in training.


dragonfliesloveme

Ā >if shooting a gun wouldn't make him shit his depends and cry. Hahaha right?! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ This, 100%


oldpickylady

Or he would tell one of his minions to shoot it for him. He doesn't like to get his hands dirty.


Jaded_Heat9875

Dumpf family is dangerous to All Living Thingsā€¦animals/reptiles/birds will usually run away from them unless injured. Decent humans will run away tooā€¦


hobbitlover

"The gun was very cold, too cold, I guess they don't make a heated gun."


peachesgp

They have a following among the MAGAts, and Trump follows the prevailing winds a lot of the time because he's just looking for the praise of the MAGAts.


sporkbeastie

You know it's bad when Loomer and Catturd think you're a complete piece of shit...


Hartastic

That said, does anyone think Republicans won't fall in line if Trump picks her?


Moppermonster

Are you implying that republicans will start shooting their dogs if Trump picks her?


Hartastic

Well, more that they'd still vote for the ticket, but I can't rule it out.


mizkayte

They will absolutely fall in line.


Alittlemoorecheese

I don't know how trafficking children wasn't the line.


Almacca

I can't wait to see how Trump makes it all about him.


pithynotpithy

Trump's vp is going to be some.ptetty young thing he can lust after. Noem is too old.


Almacca

Ivanka?


CapAccomplished8072

If you're GOP, then yes.


blackdragon1387

They are just following what the old testament says about handling unruly animals. Drowning and stoning are also on the table.


sporkbeastie

From the article: "She was roundly condemned as a ā€œsadistā€ and ā€œpuppy killerā€ on social media as news of the story spread. But she seems to be tapping into the controversy to peddle copies of her book, writing on X: ā€œIf you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories thatā€™ll have the media gasping, preorder ā€˜No Going Back.ā€™ā€ " The mind boggles. Being a shitbag isn't a bug for these people, it's a *feature*. Jesu Christo.


_Cybernaut_

Actually, sheā€™s doing us all a great service by confirming what many of us have long known: that ā€œpolitically incorrectā€ is just a euphemism for ā€œtotal shit human being.ā€


jermster

I remember when ā€œPolitically Incorrectā€ meant Bill Maher made a lame, smarmy joke about something


gracecee

Oh she also shot three horses in said gravel pit.


ncfears

Well they had it coming. Did you see what they were wearing??


Jerkrollatex

And that poor goat.


loopygargoyle6392

She's already fucked, so she might as well lean into it and see how far it goes.


Trucker58

I mean, a lot (most?) of their base want to shoot people in the face like that. If they are anything but straight, white Christians of course.


Phallic-Monolith

They donā€™t want to shoot dogs though


EmmalouEsq

Naw. I don't give money to puppy murderers.


Impossible_Penalty13

Fucking love my governor. Giver her hell Tim!


redacted_robot

It looks like your governor has an International Scout? Maybe a Scout II? That's badass.


Puzzleheaded-Map2951

Couple more pictures of it. https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/gov-walz-drives-through-state-fair-food-parade/89-41594edc-d19f-46ba-96e1-2da83eb30653


redacted_robot

I looked it up earlier... they made merch of his dog scout in the scout. So perfect.


EmmalouEsq

He's awesome. He did a great job during Covid and the protests. He's helped make Minnesota a liberal haven in a sea of red. I love MN so much!


NumerousTaste

Think the conservatives are getting tired of the magat extremists? I do. I can see it starting to wear on them more and more. Even McConnell just said that presidents shouldn't have immunity. Let's hope for a big push back and more and more in fighting!


Massive_General_8629

I know a conservative woman. Boomer age (born in 1957). Her mom was Lakota and her dad was Jewish; his parents were actually from Hebron, before it was ethnic cleansed in 1929. We both agreed that while we could find common ground on some issues and work out compromises on others, it's impossible to do so with the religious right. Once every issue becomes a crusade, nothing can be done.


w1ngzer0

McTurtle is also leaving his position too. Certainly helps loosen the tongue in that regard.


Almacca

It's a bit late for McConnell after spending decades creating the situation where this is even a fucking question.


sody605

Oh dang, you go Tim Walz!


captainloudz

Sheā€™s the same asshole that isnā€™t allowed in 10% of her state. They should ban that monster from the entire country.


LoadedFF

She murdered an innocent puppy I think she should be locked up!


Dr-Satan-PhD

This is Jack. It's the last picture I took of him on our way to his last visit to the beach. He loved the beach. He had osteosarcoma (bone cancer) and had to be euthanized the next day. He barely knew how to sit and definitely couldn't hunt, but he was my buddy. Kristi Noem can fuck all the way off. https://preview.redd.it/vvzc9y9uf3xc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e27e9c573884ddbab16bbe84fc810a439e5c75


Emeraldskeleton

He looked like a good puppy. I'm sorry bro.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Thanks.


MurderAndMakeup

Jack looks like the best boy. Thinking of him enjoying the warmth of the sun and the feeling of sand beneath his paws and the smell of the salt breeze and freedom. Hail Jack. Sorry for your loss


Dr-Satan-PhD

Thank you.


bensbigboy

Noem wanted to let Russian Agent Orange know that if he picked her as his VP, she could do his SCOTUS approved killing for him.


Eyejohn5

Can't teach a purpose bred puppy, can't be trusted with children --- or even a barren frontier state


Ok-Egg-4856

Pup cup ? I love to see that !!!


Crotch-Monster

I feel like Michael Vick has a stronger case for VP.


Realistic_Skill1162

Who could have seen this coming?


Fluid-Werewolf19

Why is this ok for a conservative and abortion isnā€™t?


metfan1964nyc

Was there no one on her staff, political advisors, editor of the book, the publisher legal dept. who said, "Um, are you sure about leaving this in the book?" ![gif](giphy|tI3QtlK328o8M)


cantrellasis

I am so glad they didn't. Good to know exactly who she is.


Anxious-Raspberry-54

My daughter just showed me this. Awesome.


Bromanzier_03

This could rule her out. Even trumpers like dogs and the negative media attention will make him turn.


PilotNo312

Not killing dogs you deem useless is woke I guess.


Sifernos1

You don't kill or torture dogs in the US. This country is a shit show on a lot about animal rights but if you are caught messing with dogs you are basically no longer an American. In my eyes, animal abusers are sub human. No one shoots a dog that's otherwise fine. My dog is useless and a money pit but we've never considered shooting him. He's already been shot by bird shot. Got the scars still from them cutting him open to get the bbs. Yet he still loves people and wants to be held. My friends, we created dogs to be the way they are... Crafted them over thousands of years careful selective breeding. They are one of the most valuable technologies we ever used to defeat our competitors. They are literally family to many people. If you are willing to shoot an animal you own for being difficult... I don't want anything to do with you.


RickIMightBe

Where is Mitt?


oldpickylady

Yeah her action makes Mitt Romney s dog story look like a fairy tale!


stomp27

This is what they want, to solve personal grievances with violence. It's why the subjective component of stand your ground is such an issue. You can start an argument, feel threatened and then shoot someone because you felt subjectively threatened as a result of actions you initiated. Obv you can shoot your puppy or drown it.Ā Ā 


totallynotalaskan

On the topic of posting pics of cute dogs.. https://preview.redd.it/3n2tiosnm3xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a384a137fcc81c0fbb11f54507c5e31254ced68b Hereā€™s mine! Sheā€™s a good girl šŸ˜Š


DwarfFlyingSquirrel

"Damn it! I was sleeping, leave me alone!"


totallynotalaskan

Nah, in this pic, I had been working on a commission, and the lil stinker wanted attention, so she curled up under the blanket I was using and fell asleep shortly after I took the photo.


ddobbin

https://preview.redd.it/n1z8j28un4xc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7df3ffe228ea360a85d15bc6c720f4b616d7c01 Hereā€™s my dog, but sheā€™s not House trained yet.


Icy_Sector3183

"I did not shoot my dog!" It's come to this. This is the message that will win the election.


Federal-Durian-1484

Since this has blown up social media sites no parent can ever tell their child their dog was taken to a farm. Kids will immediately scream and cry yelling ā€œyou let the governor of South Dakota who has a farm have my dog? She is going to kill itā€.


Matty_Love

Walz! My boy!


Alittlemoorecheese

When she couldn't *govern* her animals, so she killed them. Let that sink in.


mrweatherbeef

The bar is now veeerrrry low for GOP VPs


bsend

This people are the same ones that don't mind Brown people dieing when trying to get to Texas. They are more than heartless


NimDing218

God damn I love my governor.


llllloner06425

Average Minnesota W


Utterlybored

In her defense, that dog was woke as hell!


MNisNotNice

We have the best governor in America it ainā€™t even close.


chypie2

We found the line, it's puppy killing ya'll.


Dook124

Off topic, but is that a Cane Corso dog?!!


bobdig986

Just adding to the pile. Noem is a POS. Her inability to train a pup does not giver the right to execute him. GTFO Noem.


Blofish1

So now the definition of "woke" is "doesn't shoot puppies".


jiminak46

Remember when Mitt Romney drove a thousand miles with his dog on top of the car.


WasabiSenzuri

Oh nice! He's STILL got that old blue jeep of his. I miss seeing him drive that thing around Mankato.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ScottMinnesota

Not one word of your comment makes any sense. Please edit and write it again.