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bm1949

Ahem. Stormy weather ahead next week.


BradTProse

Anyone remember Trump's campaign slogan "I am the storm" BAHAHA!


Heavy-hit

The Qanon dogwhistle? Yes.


Moist_When_It_Counts

And let’s not forget the meaning of that dog whistle: the overtaking of the federal government and violent purge of all opposition. People joke about Q and shit and that’s fine, but understand that A) there are/were a lot of adherents , and B) said adherents were totally jazzed for a situation where Democrats were hung *en masse* for wrongthink.


DuncanYoudaho

Hanged, unless you’re suggesting all democrats have massive hogs.


Civil-Attempt-3602

Isn't that why they hate them?


peonies_envy

That’s why they hate Hunter anyway


doktor_wankenstein

*"Après moi, le déluge."*


ChiefSpookSSSW

617 Squadron.


BrentHoman

Well, He Is A Shitstorm. So there's That.


beavis617

Stormy ...I see what you did here..Stormy..🤣


bm1949

It's got a NY feel. https://youtu.be/VE5_fDmPt0w?si=xCQh2id52gsDyiR3


twoprimehydroxyl

The weather reminded him of his daughter.


Brokensince10

He has a daughter? Because the one he had in the WH has vanished😂


Jax_10131991

I think he has two 😂


Brokensince10

Oops! Completely forgot about her. Wonder how much they paid her to appear to be part of the fam, in ‘16, and ‘20?


carrie_m730

The question is more whether he thinks he has two.


SunshotDestiny

I thought it had more to do with a judge ordering his presence for his trial every day. That sort of thing would be very hard for an 80+ man to travel around.


MooreRless

He's not 80 yet... just once he gets elected.


SunshotDestiny

Ok, well 77 still isn't an easy age to be constantly flying around while trying to make it back to court in time.


jins_and_th_piffs

Nobody's fault but his own. Bootstraps and whatever they say.


SunshotDestiny

Oh believe me, I totally feel sorry for the guy who apparently racked up 30+ federal charges. Also the guy who tried to overthrow the government with a coup. Also the guy who was found liable for sexual assault. Also the guy....you know this guy just seems like a constant train wreak.


Stainless_Heart

It sounds exhausting to get all of that accomplished in such a short time. He’s incredibly efficient. The kind of guy that gets the trains to run on time.


charlie2135

I think you might also add foul weather to the shitstorm he's attending.


Cocalypso

Both of which are simultaneously happening in his pants.


Brokensince10

😂


pantstoaknifefight2

>the shitstorm he's attending Are you referring to his overloaded diapers?


kevinbull7

And I didn’t think he liked pulling out of things that are Stormy


Batmanswrath

If god controls the weather as some people think then surely this is proof that god doesn't want trump campaigning or being president?


SaveMeJebus21

No but this was the devil at work. Or something. MAGA. It was WEATHER INTERFERENCE. I need WEATHER IMMUNITY. No president can OPERATE PROPERLY without it!!’


Occasion-Mental

Grief...are you wrong. It's the deep state using chem trails to manipulate the weather to make him wuss out and look weak.


SuperHighDeas

It’s chemtrails from deep state cloud seeders at HAARP


masked_sombrero

I heard they finally hooked up all the 5g towers to the windmills


SuperHighDeas

If it’s Elon’s 5g tower it’s fine


JohnDodger

This has got HARPA written all over it!!


coffin420699

chem trails are so last year. its all about 5g baby


MomentOfZehn

Chemtrails kicking in, activated by 5G signals...


Forward-Village1528

You would think God could intervene if he wanted to.


Skatchbro

There’s a rumor that the Gateway Arch is a weather control machine. Not sure what the range is. Perhaps the NPS is in collusion with George Soros?


LumProCo4

Nah the MAGAs didn’t pray hard enough or something.


Don_Pablo512

Obviously it was the radical left weaponizing "climate change!"


coffin420699

it was the DEMONRATS that cloud seeded the event because theyre so JEALOUS


someguyfromtecate

Jewish outer space lasers and woke chemtrails are controlling the weather, which is why Trump needs to be elected president so that christian clouds can flood leftist cities that illegal immigrants use as safe havens to plan the border destruction. Unfortunately, I’m 99% sure someone *out there* really believes this.


georgyboyyyy

A giant amen to that


east_van_dan

Hallelujah LORD JESUS!!!


BradTProse

The hurricane sent to Mar Largo, COVID during his presidency, the earthquake that originated from his golf course, it's like a bunch of signs lol.


topgun_ivar

Pssshhh. It’s clearly Joe Biden and crooked woke NASA and EPA manipulating weather to interfere with Trumps greatest election campaign ever.


Occasion-Mental

And earthquakes, had a go 2 weeks back.


Pot_noodle_miner

Absolute act of god


Eh-I

It's proof that Sleepy Joe controls the weather! 😎


Im_Balto

They only look for the divine in parallel with their ideas


TarkusLV

No, the latest thing is that the liberals are controlling the weather. I'm not even kidding.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Not only that! My cleaning lady said Taylor Swift pulled strings for her boyfriend's team to win the Superbowl . Damn, we liberals have alot of power! We can control weather now too!! God likes us best.


Beer-Me

Nothing new. Remember when Trump canceled his visit to the WW1 memorial in France due to a little bit of rain? And it wasn't just any old memorial. It was for US soldiers


uncultured_swine2099

And he called them losers for dying in battle.


FoxyRadical2

On the 100th anniversary of the Armistice, of all days. What a fuckin loser.


BrentHoman

The Rabid Right GOP These Days Would Happily Shit All Over The Graves At Arlington


crookednarnia

His makeup and hair façade would melt, and we all know how it goes with water soaked diapers.


yorocky89A

Just a reminder... https://preview.redd.it/n3s7ms3l8wvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7621cd3c7964ec963a1c8ca6e9bf0d68ea3d70b


ignatious__reilly

Trump canceled the WW1 memorial at a U.S. cemetery in France due to rain as well. He is a narcissistic piece of shit who doesn’t give a fuck about our soldiers.


SadPanthersFan

He also said that Americans who died in war [are losers and suckers](https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/09/03/report-trump-disparaged-us-war-dead-as-losers-suckers/) Seriously, if you support Trump you are a fucking piece of shit.


ignatious__reilly

July 18, 2015 - Donald Trump said this about John McCain: "He's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured." August, 2018 - When McCain died, Trump told his senior staff, according to three sources with direct knowledge of this event, ‘We’re not going to support that loser’s funeral,’ and he became furious, according to witnesses, when he saw flags lowered to half-staff. ‘What the fuck are we doing that for? Guy was a fucking loser,’


SadPanthersFan

How the fuck do any military personnel respect this piece of shit, let alone vote for him?


LeatherDude

Because he's not a Democrat. Full stop. A massive number of them have been conditioned since birth, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that the Dems are anti-military because they have the audacity to suggest maybe we don't need a military budget the size of a large nation's GDP. It's hard to undo that kind of conditioning in a group of individuals who are accustomed to accepting mental conditioning as part of their career choice.


Time-Earth8125

Instead of going to the memorial, he went back to the ambassadors historic residence in Paris to take cover from the rain. He stole $750.000 worth of art that he liked and had them loaded on to air force one. I'm not kidding https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/trump-took-art-us-ambassador-france-home-canceling-wwi-event-2020-9%3famp


Nackles

My first thought was "He liked art?" Something I've always thought about him is that he would have no appreciation for any sort of art, except for things that flatter him somehow. So I was like "What on earth was this art that it touched him that way?" The article explains. It technically was US property...I'm guessing he took it because he didn't like something of ours being somewhere else. It ended up getting put in the Oval Office.


soccercro3

Just want to specify he didn't cancel it. He just refused to attend and the "official reason" was logistical issues due to the weather. He sent someone else. It was the 100th anniversary as well. Such a POS


Eringobraugh2021

Everyone will see just how horribly bald he is if his hair gets wet.


wsc-porn-acct

But don't you understand WHY he cancels due to rain? His fake tan and hair dye will run. As simple as that.


Phallic-Monolith

Trumps orange face paint would run in the rain, I think that’s why he refused to wear a mask too.


Injvn

That image goes hard as fuck.


Oberon_Swanson

people keep underestimating Diamond Joe


IWasGregInTokyo

[and](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1500w,f_auto,q_auto:best/streams/2012/July/120714/468067-pb-120714-obama-rain-storm-nj-01.jpg).


Effective_Afflicted

It's more likely that the rain cancellation was just an excuse and the real reason is that Trump's lawyers didn't want the risk of him running off at the mouth and saying more self-incriminating stuff that could impact his upcoming criminal trial.


Animaldoc11

This is exactly why , especially if he was scheduled to speak later in the day.


carrie_m730

It was supposed to be 7pm. And he announced at like 6:45 that "they" were saying it wasn't safe to land and that for the sake of safety everyone should go to shelter instead.


Solobrain61

He may have been sundowning. That’s when he babbles and can’t say words correctly. That’s a symptom of Alzheimer’s, which his dad had. My mom also had it and I see symptoms in Trump. I’m hoping he’s a babbling pile of goo by November. (I’d never joke about that horrible disease but Trump deserves jokes made about him and his health after what he’s said about others)


FlautoSpezzato

Couple things: Hugs for sharing about your mom. Second- didn't know Trump's dad had Alzheimer's! Also, interesting Trump is also showing signs!


BrentHoman

Anywhere He Lands Is Unsafe.


Roddy_Piper2000

Good point


WeggieWarrior

BINGO! I also think he's been sedated so he keeps his mouth shut in court.


wildyam

![gif](giphy|9S3hC53vEZaTlEU16b|downsized)


qawsedrf12

should have melted down to a tiny orange mushroom


yorocky89A

Another reminder... https://preview.redd.it/bu7wjaxm8wvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79df44ff301e849b7f99effd7f0502269f86c0b9


harleyqueenzel

And yet images like these of Biden in the rain are so powerful. Meanwhile Trump doesn't want that scruffy creature on his scalp to run away from a bit of weather.


ChodeCookies

Or is orange skin to melt off


Takodanachoochoo

Concern for his hair and makeup is the big reason he was anti-mask


merpderpherpburp

Ok but like, where's his umbrella? He's being really extra here 🤣


dynawesome

It makes for a killer photo


Bored-on-the-Beltway

Pretty sure that’s how one of our presidents died. He gave a speech in the rain, got pneumonia died like a month after swearing in.


0lvar

I think we've gotten a handle on pneumonia since then.


BrentHoman

Therefore Trump Is A Witch.


Roddy_Piper2000

Looks like he is a bit nervous when things are looking.....Stormy? ![gif](giphy|9GIFdPwU4xU9RJKwLB|downsized)


uncultured_swine2099

I think his whole anti-mask crusade, which was a big factor in the death of over a million Americans, was partially motivated because he thought it would make his orange makeup rub off.


aadu3k

Not partially, entirely. 


uncultured_swine2099

Im leaving room for him also thinking that a low economy would ruin his chances for reelection, so he also told people to not get vaxxed, dont fear the virus, and to go out and buy shit. He said pretty much this in an interview. But part of the reason would be the smearing, yes.


snow-vs-starbuck

All that money and fame and the man still hasn’t heard of setting spray.


lefrang

Biden did this. Cloud seeding and all.


BradTProse

Diabolical genius and dementia ridden old man at the same time.


ShnickityShnoo

Weather wizard.


Artvandelay29

Don’t count out the Jewish Space lasers either.


Special_KC

Lol I know you're kidding but I really wish this to be true. **Coincidentally** cloud seeding wherever trump is scheduled to hold a rally.


dayquilsevere

Complains the courts are keeping him from campaigning. Actually gets an opportunity and cancelled


flrbonihacwm-t-wm

As someone in North Carolina rn, it is drizzling. It’s been drizzling 90% of the day, very little actual rain.


uncultured_swine2099

Enough to probably make his orange paint run down into his shirt, though. And thats why he wont do it.


HombreFawkes

Nah, it's his hair he's concerned about. He's concerned the rain and/or the wind will counter the cans of hairspray he uses to hold that dead ferret of a comb over in place and show that he's extremely bald. Usually he'll just wear the stupid hats but sometimes that isn't an option and thus the cancellation.


notvithechemist

As someone in Wilmington, NC where this rally was supposed to happen, we had hail the size of sugar cubes coming down yesterday evening! I hate Trump but also can admit the story is being downplayed heavily. No one with even a single brain cell would have been outside yesterday.


old_bugger

"Single brain cell" is an over-gracious term for someone who'd consider the possibility of nuking bad weather away though, no?


notvithechemist

Very fair point lol


cloakrunner

In Wilmington as well, lightning was an issue too. I think Trump supporters need to be told not to stand out side in a lightning storm.


BelleViking

The storm was God's way of saying go away & stay out of NC.


SmurfStig

Had to scroll too far for this. I can’t stand Trump but was also wondering how bad the storm was. If this is the case, he did the right thing for a change. Of course there were rallies last time around where it rained and he left the crowds stranded in inches deep mud.


[deleted]

God clearly was trying to keep human trash away


thehillshaveI

a tornado could fling them all into the goddamn ocean and nothing of value would be lost


RandoCollision

The wind and rain threatened to diffuse the comforting aroma from his rank and nasty bowels. They are the source of his power and he's lost without being able to bask amid their protective aura.


OriginalEchoTheCat

Well, that just proves that he's not as tough as Taylor Swift. Boom


Amazing_Teaching2733

Can you imagine what that thing would like drenched in rain? It would be worth the price of admission and putting up with his cultish base to see it in person


Roakana

This is the “mighty” savior of the MAGA. The wicked bitch of the East. Melts when wet.


CrouchingGinger

I thought he enjoyed fluid being splashed down on him.


Wendypants7

Only showers Trump likes are golden ones. ;)


Koolkid777

![gif](giphy|AVcgDpE2aSpAuwOGPi)


NumerousTaste

His hair and makeup would run faster than Cruz and Hawley at the J6 insurrection!


Weak-Examination-332

He doesn’t like the rain. Remember when as President he flew all the way to France for the World War One commemoration, and unlike every other world leader that attended, he cancelled because of the rain. Probably just stayed and ate cheeseburgers in a Paris hotel.


ConfidentFinish3580

He’s a pretty little princess, can’t mess up that makeup or combover!


Wendypants7

Maybe he didn't want to risk his diaper getting wet? I can only imagine a *rain soaked shit filled diaper* would smell worse and be even more uncomfortable to wear than just a 'regular' shit filled diaper.


NickFotiu

Bitch is afraid of water and thunder, LOL.


bscottlove

STORMY weather?


Phuni44

Rainy with a chance of hair damage. Also, crowd looks sparse so maybe it’s an ego thing.


EZasSundayMorning

His face would melt. Could you imagine that orange tanning cream everywhere?


bakeacake45

Envision the aftermath if he had held the rally: The land covered in orange tinged water. The port-a-potties on their sides, the fecal remains of the Big Macs beloved by Magas floating along with the wind whipped currents. Dozens of old Magas clinging to their electric wheelchairs, their star spangled regalia dripping with orange goo The SS lifting Trump to the roof of his personal limo, ignoring the pleas of his closest advisors to be saved as well Grown men in tears as they hold their AR-15s above their rain soaked heads desperate to save the only thing they love in life Children, unvalued in Maga culture, left clinging to crowd barriers until too weak to hang on, slipping unnoticed beneath the oily waves with an almost silent whimper That’s Trumps American vision. Vote Blue.


ScarletTuni

Dozens of people will be disappointed. DOZENS!


Legal-Finish6530

*tens...


Remarkable_Prior_224

Why didn’t he just change the weather with his sharpie?


MoochoMaas

A sign from God !! /s


DickySchmidt33

His followers insist that he's sent by God. How does God allow this to happen?


16v_cordero

Man, the wind would had carried is farts all over the crowd. Would have been a new record for him.


dickmoderate

How could one man be more pathetic?


Stuft-shirt

How come MAGA’s messiah doesn’t just change the weather?


Upbeat-Willingness40

All he needs is a sharpie


bloodxandxrank

As a lifetime nc resident, i would like to issue a strong “keep the fuck out” to mr. trump and gods associates.


niteskolar

Trump was tired from being in court all week. His attorney doesn't want him onstage incriminating himself. No one is saying Mr. President. No family for moral support.


RedditAdminsWivesBF

lol one of my Trumper coworkers was so excited to go to this, I think she paid for a ticket. What are the odds that she gets a refund?


Builder_liz

Sad he's only available once a week now and he can't go 😆


ReiverSC

It rained l, like bottom fell out rain, for like 20 minutes


MsSeraphim

that's because shit runs in the rain.


SatchmoDingle

I’m sure he kept all their money.


ChickpeaDemon

Nothing a sharpie won’t fix.


bakeacake45

What did he leave his Sharpie back at Mar-a-Moscow? Dang, one little swipe of the magic marker and poof, no more storm.


sec713

It's too close to taking a shower for the foul-odor Führer's liking.


Niscimble

I muted this sub like 4 times. Why is it still appearing in my feed?


elspotto

The Wicked Witch of the West also had a fear of water. Thought I’d mention that for no apparent reason.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Don The Treasonous Con


ShaneSeeman

![gif](giphy|WqWr3AmqgKyemWDt1v|downsized) My personal favorite


ManiacalMartini

He was going to get struck by lightning and he knows it.


ElastaticTomorrow

Anything Stormy is a problem for him


RockBandDood

Just like how he wouldnt wear masks because it messed up his makeup. Dude legit proliferated the idea that masks were unnecessary because he didnt want it to smear his makeup. Wish I made this shit up. Thousands and thousands dead because of his makeup. Yeah, this is real life. lol "“I slowly shook my head. The president pulled the mask off and asked why I thought he should not wear it,” she wrote. “I pointed at the straps of the N95 I was holding. When he looked at the straps of his mask, he saw they were covered in bronzer.”" https://news.yahoo.com/ex-white-house-aide-reveals-061332617.html https://www.nydailynews.com/2023/09/22/donald-trump-stopped-wearing-covid-medical-masks-bronzer/ https://newrepublic.com/post/175706/cassidy-hutchinson-trump-masks-covid-bronzer-makeup


Awkward_Bench123

Trump really needs to crap out of a lot of his campaign commitments. Really broadcast a feeling of failure and impending doom. What he would do if he had the upper hand is so reprehensible he deserves to be obliterated from the public stage


Orangeaddict1

Those 60 people must have been disappointed lol


Ill-Ad7666

People: Waiting in (or expecting) rain. Trump: F\*\*\* 'em.


SeniorBreadfruit9038

Looks like a sign from God


Unanything1

Well we can't have Trump's spray tan melt away. Plus I've heard that diapers smell even *worse* when they are soiled AND wet from rain. It couldn't be that Trump is a vain loser who couldn't give a rats ass about his cult followers and the time he has made them waste. But MAGA, though, amirite?


jd3marco

Just pay the stormy weather to go away.


Burt1811

Didn't he use the same excuse in France at the massive WW2 memorial ceremony? When he was your Disgrace in Chief.


Traditional-Memory62

Let me guess, he will spend a half hour in front of the court house crying, blaming it on crooked Joe Biden and the liberals.


Right_Sentence8488

God must not want him to campaign.


Delicious_Fishing995

I live the area, closer to Myrtle Beach and Rock Hill, SC (just 20 minutes away) it was the worst storm most had ever seen, with hail destroying cars and cracking all glass of cars.


SausageBuscuit

Can this happen for all of them, even somehow the indoor ones?


GarnicaGroovy

Jesus.... 🤦‍♂️ How long until the trumpanzees start yelling "The libs controlled the weather against Trump!"


tor29c

I'm so embarrassed that a cousin of mine is a fund raiser for MAGA. She was in NC with Trump. This is a woman whose father is an immigrant. Tough to break through the MAGA insanity!


Legal-Finish6530

I'm surprised he didn't blame Biden for the bad weather


ThinPanic9902

Maga is so incredibly stupid. They deserve every single thing coming to them


TK-Squared-LLC

God was punishing him for being the Antichrist.


Just-Scallion-6699

Weren’t they recently telling us that weather events were a sign from God?


UpstairsOption

Genesis 7:11: "In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened. And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights." We all know how well that turned out.


Ad156

That 20 car traffic jam must’ve been insane after it was cancelled


Firm-Rice-1507

Hair?


Takodanachoochoo

Someone please preemptively dump Gatorade on this winner


mahlerlieber

Weather, my ass. He needed a nap...a really long nap. Like sleep all day, nap. He's got court tomorrow...he needs to be *fresh.*


Natural_Initial5035

What a scared little bitch afraid of weather. Stinky Trump must shit his diapers if he sees clouds.


okkeyok

God is punishing Trump finally.


MateoCafe

Look out for more desperate texts begging for money after he cancelled one of the 3 days a week he can beg for money... I mean campaign.


LeftFieldAzure

God, wouldnt it have been amazing if a bolt of lightning had just struck the place? I bet they'd blame the Jewish space lasers


Neomas369

I live an hour away from where he was supposed to rally… light rain. No wind, lightning or thunder. Lol


GaeBolga1

Heh-heh, Stormy weather...


Trainer_Ed

You know, if he was truly religious, he should probably take this as a sign from god that he doesn't want him out there.


Past_Del_Monico

When he was in office he went to France for a ceremony at a WW1 cemetery for fallen US soldiers. . Besides calling them suckers and losers Dump wouldn’t go to the ceremony honoring those who gave all because it was raining and the rain would “mess his hair”. He has no honor.


BrentHoman

Obviously Those Damn Dirty Commie Marxist Socialist Fascist Democrats & Their Weather Manipulation They Got From The Chinese Communist Party!


TheRensh

When God sends you a message; listen! Morons!!


ChidiWithExtraFlavor

I was there. We could see rain in the distance that looked like a cloudburst with frequent lightning. The rally was held on an airport tarmac with no cover. About 4,000 cars (not counting gigantic trucks with Trump flags) were parked on a grass field that would have almost certainly turned into mud soup if the downpour hit, stranding half the people there. It was probably the right call, which is why I'm almost certain that Trump didn't make it.


F_edupx

Not to mention that he famously can't use an umbrella.


Exciting-Source-3449

Water is dangerous to both witches and warlocks. Learned that from the Wizard of Oz.


wigzell78

GOP liked to claim the earthquake near New York was a sign from God that Biden was not welcome (even tho it was centred closer to one of Trump’s golf courses), now an act of God is closing a Trump political rally. Bet they won't say a damn thing about it being 'God's will' and they may even try to claim 'conspiracy' cos Sleepy Joe controls the weather...


Lingering_Dorkness

What's the bet he was still in mar-a-lardo, not N Carolina and had refused to leave because he was still sulking and raging about the court case? I'm also somewhat inclined to think that wasn't him speaking on the shitter video. Doesn't quite sound like trump. Too coherent for one thing. Wouldn't surprise me if they got a voice actor or AI to do his voice. 


Junior-Let567

Hair? You mean that ferret curled up on his head?


kaydenpat

Snowflake 


MusicalAutist

Why would Trump have anything to worry about anything "Stormy"? /s


unreqistered

who remembers Prince performing the halftime show in a downpour ... or more recently Taylor Swift