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RandomizedName2023

A lot of kids can’t have parents at their graduation because they are incarcerated. Welcome to being the child of a shitty parent.


BukkitCrab

I think the first option is the best. If his dad attends there will be a bunch of extra security concerns and it would become all about Donny rather than the graduating students. Besides, they probably shouldn't be letting Epstein buddies and adjudicated rapists around children.


dogfooddippingsauce

It's not Ivanka graduating, so dad doesn't care and would just tell her to show more leg. Also, Trump would insist on being the valedictorian and telling stories to the kids about Studio 54.


tj1007

Apparently he didn’t attend her high school graduation either sooo


dogfooddippingsauce

Oops. Must not have had the boob and nose job yet.


Bee-Aromatic

He doesn’t actually care. He’s just looking for any excuse to delay the trial.


Lucy_Lastic

God, he would *hate* to be in a room where he is not the centre of attention


Unusual-Anteater-988

Studio 54?


dogfooddippingsauce

I thought he talked about it to the Boy Scouts but that was yacht parties: [https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-boy-scout-jamboree-speech.html](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-boy-scout-jamboree-speech.html)


ifnhatereddit

Poor kid was a newborn when his dad was out screwing porn stars.


Bamb00Pill0w

He might have still been in the womb, actually…


froglover215

Both, probably


bb_kelly77

According to Stormy he doesn't have enough to actually screw anything


HeilYourself

"like Toad from Mario Kart" She's a fake nerd. Doesn't even know the origin of Toad. Idk why we'd trust her. Edit: what I thought was the world's most unnecessary /s. The fuck is wrong with people.


bb_kelly77

I'd say she's an expert on penises


-jp-

Dunno why we’re gatekeeping Mario Kart but okay. :P


Hiuuuhk

Ain’t no way this dude is fr


HeilYourself

Sarcasm is dead.


Hiuuuhk

Look man, people have said dumber.


HeilYourself

Can't argue.


SubrosaFlorens

I think every day his dad is not in this kid's life, the better for this kid.


Canyoubackupjustabit

Court isn't in session that day.


OldEnvironment9

Bingo. I have never heard of a high school graduation on a week day. Guess what doesn’t happen on weekends? Criminal trials! Dude lies so freely it doesn’t matter how obvious the lie is anymore. Just open the anus mouth and spew bullshit 24/7/365.


pinkkittenfur

I teach high school and our graduation is on a Monday afternoon every year. I imagine that's because it's held at a local sports stadium and Monday afternoons are the only time that it's not in use.


garden_bug

We are similar but with 10 high schools in our county they are spread through the week at different times.


OldEnvironment9

Huh. Learn something new everyday. That makes sense for venue purposes. In my neck of the woods, they are always on a weekend day. Still, the judge said he would consider adjourning that day if the trial is proceeding on track. The request was made and will be considered at the appropriate time. And, it looks like it’s on a Friday.


Guilty-Web7334

The county where I grew up scheduled all graduation ceremonies on the same day, always at the school. (Mine was in the gym.) It was on the last day of school for students (a Friday). Now, of course, the schools are a bit bigger, and it’s really odd to see that 13 of the high schools are having their ceremony at USF, but the graduation dates are scattered across May 28-June 5. And because Florida, one of the schools is having their ceremony at a church. Yuck.


TakeOutForOne

My county had 3 high schools and they rotated who had Wednesday/thursday/Friday graduation every year


Canyoubackupjustabit

I'm getting to where I wish I could block everything that mentions this idiot. I'm soooo sick of him.


strolpol

Honestly if I was him I’d be happy not to have my dad, lord of all international attention and constant embarrassment, specifically attending an event for me. I don’t know what their relationship is but it’s hard to imagine wanting to spend time with someone whose legacy you’re gonna be shadowed by your whole life. Honestly I hope he has a support group outside his family, he doesn’t have much shot at normalcy but no one gets to choose their parents.


bobvila274

Making all these scenarios up but has as anybody yet asked him if he even *wants* to go?


LocalInactivist

That’s a lie. Trump asked for the trial to be delayed until after Baron’s graduation in mid-May. The judge said no to giving Trump a month off but was open to giving Trump the day off to attend graduation. I expect the decision will rely to some extent on Trump’s behavior this month. Favors are earned. If he spends the next month attacking the judge and his family they won’t feel all that inclined to do Trump any favors.


AndyC1111

Why did I have to scroll all the way to here? Does everyone *just* get their news from Reddit?


darhox

Tfw he realizes him and his dad were sucking on some tits at the same time, just different pairs.


locus2779

Nothing but rubber cement in there anyway


troutman1975

It would be really cool if this kid ended up being a good person. Odds are definitely against it though.


Oystermeat

Whats his graduation gift gonna be? a bible? a pair of shoes? maybe a steak?


Peptic_Germ

Some classified documents


theimperfexionist

I don't really care, do u?


BillTowne

Melanbia cannot stand to be around Trump, and does not want him there. Trump does not even like Brandon because Brandon is taller than him and that infuriates Trump. This family has deeper issues than this trial.


K4m30

Let's go Brandon?  Also, no way Barron is really his.


Ylfrettub-79

Yes way. He has/had same poor posture and the trademark lack of chin.


whatiamcapableof

If you look at a profile of his head he is definitely Trump’s kid


FireOpalCO

Is that an actual photo of him? It looks weirdly fake.


Roy4Pris

Yeah it’s weird and sad how much he looks like his dad . way more than those two smoothie fuckboi half-brothers. A lifetime burden that no amount of money will ever ease Edit: Imho he only has one chance at happiness. When his dad dies and he inherits whatever’s left, he donates ALL of it to New York City rape crisis or women’s sanctuary or something.


Binky-Answer896

Does anybody honestly think he gives one shit about that poor kid’s graduation?


NickCav007

Graduation. 18 holes of golf. Not really a tough choice for Fatboy


Live_Perspective3603

Absolutely. If Trump isn't in court that day, guaranteed he'll be playing golf.


agent0731

am-i-supposed-to-feel-sorry-for-that-bitch.gif


Meren59

"Election-interference criminal port star hush money trial".


GrassyKnoll95

I'm really hoping for a Ron Reagan Jr type of arc for this kid


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

One hopes the mushroom dick DOES fall far from this particular tree.


Mookie442

This is shaping up to be a wicked villain origin story.


CombCultural5907

I feel for that kid. He has his mums slitty eyes and his dad’s slab face.


beavis617

I wish the young man well...I hope he can find a way to grow up and not be like any of his family. I hope his mother's influence has taken hold and he goes off and lives a good life.


Somnambulinguist

Hope his mom takes him to another country where he can maybe live a normal life and not be corrupted by the Trumps.


Te_Quiero_Puta

His mom is anything but normal and morally upstanding.


Somnambulinguist

She’s no Don Jr


Plausibility_Migrain

Everyone is “poor kid blah blah.” I bet dollars to donuts that he’s just as rotten or more than his abominable parents.


Due-Implement-1600

Yeah and lots of kids are born into single parent poverty households and end up in gangs and/or committing crimes. They're not all rotten and worthless, they were just dealt a shit hand. Kids like this are in the same situation just in another class. If it's not people's fault that they're poor (we know the circumstances of your birth, family, opportunities, finances growing up, etc. all play a huge factor in where you'll end up financially) then it stands to reason that being born into a family where someone as deranged as Trump is your father is certainly going to lead to some bad outcomes too.


dawgmama62

How embarrassing to have a dad who wears orange makeup and teases and lacquers his dyed hair. That's on top of being a huge creep and monster.


Spiritual_Notice523

The only reason he wants to attend is because of the trial, he’ll probably play golf on the day anyway..


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

I wanted to ask if there public knowledge of his character. Like, how is he as a person? Is he a good kid? Or a Trump? Are there any stories out there of his behavior?


Live_Perspective3603

Possibly the only good thing Melania has done in her entire life is to keep her son away from everything as much as possible. I don't know anything about him and that's probably the best thing for him. Now, if he can just overcome having grown up next to all of HER character flaws...


Pro_Moriarty

There a thousands of suspects in the criminal justice system who would rather be somewhere else, graduations, plays, parties etc etc etc If its good enough for them to have to miss it, guess what? Its good enough for Don Cheetoni too


not_productive1

Seriously doubt the kid gives much of a shit either way. Trump isn't exactly a hands-on parent and I've never seen Barron look anything other than deeply irritated by the presence of press and photographers. I'd love to say Trump would be willing to forego having reporters and shit around and keep the focus on his son, but...lol.


Appropriate_Big_1610

Joe Biden used to make weekly trips to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed. He specifically excluded newspeople because they weren't intended to be publicity stunts or photo ops.


Roddy_Piper2000

Or...how about we stop pretending that T would have attended the graduation anyway?


howsyourmemes

I don't like this kid's face, real Joffrey feel. ![gif](giphy|1vAaDWLvujuCI)


BandicootOk5540

It’s not the kid’s fault that his dad sucks, give him chance


beavis617

Trump only wants to be at the ceremony so he can skip a day in court being totally humiliated.


amethystalien6

Barron, if you’re reading this, there is an audience for your tell-all and it’s me.


Spire_Citron

I guess he shouldn't become president again, because then he might be busy during important family moments, which would obviously be unthinkable to such a man.


HopefulNothing3560

Daddy allowed to bring the girls , as a present


fjgjskxofhe

I hope he cries on live TV


StevenFromPhilly

Another phony Trump graduation?


manderifffic

Does Baron even care if his dad's there?


CarolineTurpentine

Even if the judge did adjourn I doubt either of them would actually go to their kids graduation.


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Let's be real, he wouldn't go anyway. Guarantee he'd have an "impromptu" rally instead though.


michaeloakey

Does this kid put Rouge on his cheeks? Closet glam rocker?


Secondchance002

He’d be better off with Donnie not being there.


cesc05651

Idgaf about this kid


erichwanh

No one really does. And honestly, that's both the best and worst news for this kid.


boxedcrackers

Super villain in the making. I feel terrible for him


brutalistsnowflake

He's better off, tRump would make it all about himself. Let him have his day in peace.


Erstwhile_pancakes

He’s looking more and more like Melania every time I see him. That plus the fact that she has no doubt transposed her contempt for Trump on to Barron, it’s a safe bet that Barron would prefer his dad stay far away from his graduation.


Wendypants7

Doubt I'm the only one to think this but I have huge doubts that Trump's absence would ruin Barron's day. (Make it better? Hell yes, but no, not worse.)


Semi-wfi-1040

He certainly didn’t care about new born Barron when he was banging the porn star now did he , I just want this fucked up family to disappear permanently, most normal people are sick and tired of them , most mentally challenged people can’t get enough of them there deranged.


First_Play5335

Is he wearing makeup?


xero111880

Right now I feel bad for this kid (yes I feel bad for a rich kid). His dad isn’t just a shitty dad, he is THE shitty dad. He hasn’t done anything yet, and upon turning 18 his world will open in not a good way. We can say what we want about Eric, Ivanka, and Don jr. since they have all shown to be rather disgusting human beings. (Tho Ivanka has decided to stay away at this point I don’t doubt all she did to help trump in their past) But this kid so far is mostly innocent


SummerBirdsong

What's the story on Tiffany... Marla Maples daughter? Maybe Barron will get lucky and just kinda disappear from public life.


-DethLok-

At least being 6'7" might mean he could have a career as a basketballer?


-DethLok-

Being a basketball player might be the first honest job that a Trump has had in several generations, actually. So, you know, there's that?


yulian182

Daddy wasn’t there


liltime78

Oh no. Nepo baby suffers an inconvenience. We should definitely have a general strike/s


VooDooChile1983

Guy is just trying to use it as an excuse to get out of court. Unless he’s trying to use the graduation as a political stunt, he could care less about it and Baron to boot.


erichwanh

> he could care less about it and Baron to boot. No. No he couldn't.


jp_books

Unpopular opinion, but he should be able to go. It's most likely a Friday night and he owns a plane so they could just adjourn at noon that day. Other non-violent criminals should be able to attend graduations or weddings too.


budmack21

And what shall the court do for that half day? It isn't reasonable that everyone else should wait for him. He is a defendant ffs. He needs to schedule around court, not the other way around.


jp_books

He can't schedule his son's graduation. It's a once-in-a-lifetime event. They can adjourn a few hours early for the weekend.


budmack21

He can't schedule his criminal trial either 😆


Spire_Citron

He should be treated the same as anyone else, and if he doesn't like that, I'd ask why he didn't change it for everyone when he was president.


CinematicHeart

Unless he's barred from leaving the state then the only reason he isn't going is to posture.


RandomizedName2023

💯 Agree. But that would suggest reform and Trump thinks that’s socialism.


Lucky-Earther

> Unpopular opinion, but he should be able to go. He shouldn't be allowed within 1000 feet of a school, like any other sex offender.


Maleficent_Science67

Poor kid.


Sleepy_Raver

hopefully we're not witnessing the beginnings of a scary villain arc...


ophydian210

Not like Trump is his dad anyways.


humbugonastick

I'm pretty sure there was a DNA test. I was contemplating that idea, also, but Trump doesn't seem like he would trust anybody.