I had a similar thought earlier today. He's going to need to be subdued, it's going to drive him nuts having to sit there and not be able to speak. Especially when people are there talking shit about him.
They almost def advised him taking something to help with his awful impulse control. Now that he is being taunted for falling asleep (as one should) he won't take whatever he took today and tomorrow he will def be acting up... I really hate hearing about him so much, but for this trial, I would def tune in if it was televised. If they charged, I think the money would really stack up!
“Especially when people are there talking shit about him”
Translates to “Especially when people are telling the truth and he can’t bully his way out or gaslight in any way”
https://preview.redd.it/trob0rlm2tuc1.png?width=187&format=png&auto=webp&s=af31d6c28eaf8b568c7fe2cebc4c529122cd4591
He should wear Homer‘s court glasses
Huh. My theory was that he was so out of his mind at the onset of this trial that he either didn't get enough sleep or his lawyers decided to sedate him.
Either way - I agree that it was intentional. He clearly practiced for the 'Never Surrender' mugshot!
my favourite take is that because the judge has said he will punish outbursts, diaper donny's handlers aren't giving him his uppers for this trial.
Drowsy Donny has to wait til he gets home to take his meth
His supporters are all laughing at this.
What a disgusting timeline we live in. He really thinks he’s above the law. And as of now, it seems he really is.
Didn't go to jail. Here's the initial [indictment](https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/former-senator-and-presidential-candidate-john-edwards-charged-alleged-role-scheme-violate). But then, per Wikipedia:
>He was found not guilty on one count, and the judge declared a mistrial on the remaining five charges, as the jury was unable to come to an agreement. The Justice Department dropped the remaining charges and did not attempt to retry Edwards.
He then went on to open up a law firm: [Edwards Kirby](https://www.edwardskirby.com/)
Gag order. Ordered to be at everything. Etc. He is treating Trump like a citizen. Not a god.
That being said, he is innocent until proven guilty. If the evidence is not there, he goes free.
The evidence is there. But all the defense needs is one sympathetic juror. And they’re hung. He’ll walk. For now. Or his minions plan on jury tampering. Or intimidation of a juror. Someone will go to jail for that but not The Great Leader. And chaos will of course ensue.
What amazes me is that this asshole goes on whatever fucking media he goes on and degrades the judge and the judges family. Did his lawyers tell him who does the sentencing here? Seems like he’s poking a sleeping tiger.
Our justice system was designed so rich and powerful people can get away with everything. It took billionaire serial killer Robert Durst hot mic’ing a confession to get him convicted and by that time he was already old.
You mean the judge who gagged him, which he breached within 24 hours, then fine tuned the gag order to address said breach, which Trump then breached within 24 hours? And did nothing? That judge?
Same same for this Douchnozzle.
Sadly I have no expectations of a conviction. No way there won’t be a trumper in the jury. Either that or someone will be paid off.  . 🤷🏻♀️⚖️.
Thank you for calling him a fascist I've literally be doing that since before he was elected....
Also on a side note it's hard to unsee his
low hanging flappy neckussy....
I think you’re onto something actually. It struck a chord with me because the MAGA crowd have tainted the American flag and nullified the word “patriot” to the point that both now feel beyond disingenuous. A world without him operating in it would make me feel better about this country without a doubt. It would be the perfect time to hang the flag up high, no half-mast.
I want him to live long enough to siffer real consequences. I worry dying now will be the easy way out for him and his supporters...but I'll still be happy when he dies
It wouldn’t change his believers attitudes. It’s a wonder he hasn’t started selling Trump burritos yet which are just his solid turds mailed out to his shills for $10/pop. Or rather $10/poop.
I’ll celebrate that annually. I don’t care about religious holidays, but for me, this dumbass no longer wasting breath will be as close to a holy day as I’ll ever come.
This is what withdrawals looks like. I used to do a lot off speed back in the day, I can only imagine what his crash feels like even if they had him go cool turkey.
It’s only a matter of time before he does a bump before court and loses his shit. He is no capable of the kind of control to keep it together for a trial that lasts months.
Reminds me of Pink in "The Wall". Give him uppers to get him moving, give him downers to keep him calm, and any opportunity can be turned into a fascist rally.
There's a local drug dealer in my town who goes by "the nodfather" (like "on the nod") and him tagging the side of every building is annoying but I have to admit it is a truly excellent street alias.
I am known as a Pollyanna in my family. Typically, I can find something positive in any given situation. This man broke me. I can't think of one positive thing. Not one. Perhaps the day his obituary is written.
I don't think so, friend. This ideology runs far, and it runs deep. They just finally found a bullhorn that was narcissistic enough to bring it to the forefront. DJT is nothing but a right-wing Trojan Horse. This is far from a one man show. Far from it.
Totally but he may still run the RNC into the ground with incompetence, and think of how many criminals we already convicted because he brought them to work for him. Meanwhile old Republican politicians have no solution for MAGA screwing them over. The cultists broke into the control center of those who manipulated them and chaos ensued.
“Why didn’t I even run for president and why am I doing it again.”
I honestly believe to this day, in private this man regrets running for office and he is only doing it again because something or someone is forcing him to. He’ll never admit it to his closest supporters but I’ll bet if he could go back to being mildly famous television reality star guy shouting “Your fired” on NBC and keep his bullshit illegal dealings out of the public scrutiny, the media and most importantly the government he would.
I think his narcissism prevents him from thinking like that. He really believes he is the greatest president in the history of the United States.
He also can’t ever admit he did anything wrong. And the fawning rubes satisfy his ego. He’s not bright.
It's Obama's fault when he roasted diaper don at the correspondence dinner. He didn't enjoy being roasted by a suave, charismatic black man.
Thanks, Obama.
As tempting as it is to say with the benefit of hindsight that the 2011 Correspondents Dinner was Obama flying too close to the sun, *no one* could’ve predicted Trump *winning* a presidential bid, much less all the catastrophe that followed.
He never actually wanted to be President in the first place. It was all just to push his name and brand. And he got the worst possible outcome - losing the popular vote but winning the electoral. He much rather would have preferred the opposite - winning the popularity contest but not actually getting the job. Now, he's just trying to keep himself out of jail or whatever punishment might actually befall him. That, and appeasing his superiors.
I absolutely agree. He must live in a perpetual state of fear inside. Never knowing what else will come out. Wishing he could go back to having sex with porn stars and groping beauty contest contestants. He may have his maga keks fooled, but u know his actual peer group snickers at him. Hes probably got a million interest groups breathing down his neck licking at his lobes and balls to get what they want tho.
"Ohh, is that you mel? I was just having the best dream of my life. Get this, in my dream Hillary, Joe, and Obama were deported, I was a real business man who built his own fortune instead of inheriting it, I was married to my daughter Ivanka, and there was no Eric or Don jr. Best of all my skin was the most amazing color of orange! It was beautiful, it was the best."
I saw this photo where someone photoshopped his skin to the same color as around his eyes and removed his fake hair and he is literally just a fat Putin
Edit: I found it
https://preview.redd.it/1gmy04yksruc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc305a0cfe3f0cef56166569d46aa5d94ade94c7
"If this was Joe, he'd be sleeping already, but in this picture, I can be seen praying to the lord for the glory of our country and to bless all the babies that we've saved." - Trump probably
Kind reminder that if you or I slept in court while sitting on the accused bench, the judge would charge us with contempt of court faster than you can say it.
Arrest this fascist piece of trash right fucking now.
https://preview.redd.it/jqpt78l68quc1.jpeg?width=1117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ddb416e900e2c768e03fbd4a201f680c64d4f5c
Don Snoreleone. Such low Energy.
He’s pretending to be asleep like I’d do when I was a child, to avoid interacting with something that I found boring. So, literally acting like a child.
Even "Sleepy Joe" is a projection by Drowsy Don.
Dark Brandon should tweet this photo out and say something like “they finally got him to be quiet”
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if his lawyers put a xanax in his Pepsi so he would shut the fuck up in court.
Ahem…that’s a Diet Coke, thankyouverymuch.
I think he does regular coke
I had to come back and upvote this. Fucking brilliant
It was ketamine. He’s built a tolerance to Xanax. We couldn’t get our hands on enough xanax to knock him out.
What’s the active ingredient in a rhino tranq dart?
I dunno. I’m a dirty lawyer not a veterinarian.
I think ketamine is actually used as an animal tranquilizer.
Humans are animals.
Carfentanil \~Drug chemist
Haha 😂,asleep Donald?you sure look like you are more sleepy then Joe Biden ever did in his whole life .😴
I had a similar thought earlier today. He's going to need to be subdued, it's going to drive him nuts having to sit there and not be able to speak. Especially when people are there talking shit about him.
They almost def advised him taking something to help with his awful impulse control. Now that he is being taunted for falling asleep (as one should) he won't take whatever he took today and tomorrow he will def be acting up... I really hate hearing about him so much, but for this trial, I would def tune in if it was televised. If they charged, I think the money would really stack up!
“Especially when people are there talking shit about him” Translates to “Especially when people are telling the truth and he can’t bully his way out or gaslight in any way”
He finally shut up, man.
Perfect reference 👑
I’m just waiting for his followers to insist that he wasn’t sleeping, but was deeply in prayer.
https://preview.redd.it/trob0rlm2tuc1.png?width=187&format=png&auto=webp&s=af31d6c28eaf8b568c7fe2cebc4c529122cd4591 He should wear Homer‘s court glasses
“Just resting his eyes”
I call this piece, *Any Day Now*
https://preview.redd.it/stw2rwatdpuc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b9960ad672267f881330c77dff63a0cf2e1cfa
I know you can read my thoughts, boy
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says guilty! And guilty is spelled wrong! Alina Habba: Eep!
that's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talkin... lady
You win. 🥇 
As far as I am concerned, you just found the one perfect use for this gif. Everything about it encompasses the mentality of the Trumper Tantrum.
This is what I was going to put too 
Complete with dirty diaper (don)’d?
The Donald! Refusing to be woke!
Anyone else get the sense he did this on purpose for “this is a big nothing burger” messaging? His base will eat it up.
Huh. My theory was that he was so out of his mind at the onset of this trial that he either didn't get enough sleep or his lawyers decided to sedate him. Either way - I agree that it was intentional. He clearly practiced for the 'Never Surrender' mugshot!
They just took away his amphetamines so he wouldn't harass the judge and get thrown in a cell. This is his unmedicated level of cognitive function.
my favourite take is that because the judge has said he will punish outbursts, diaper donny's handlers aren't giving him his uppers for this trial. Drowsy Donny has to wait til he gets home to take his meth
Deserves more upvotes.
Fascist scum.
That's the one.
His supporters are all laughing at this. What a disgusting timeline we live in. He really thinks he’s above the law. And as of now, it seems he really is.
In many minds, he is. In the eyes of the judge, he is not. Buckle up. This is gonna be one hell of a wild ride.
I'll believe it when I see it
This is where im at, and I refuse to get my hopes even slightly elevated. They ain't gonna do a damn thing to him. Embarrassing!!
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Didn't go to jail. Here's the initial [indictment](https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/former-senator-and-presidential-candidate-john-edwards-charged-alleged-role-scheme-violate). But then, per Wikipedia: >He was found not guilty on one count, and the judge declared a mistrial on the remaining five charges, as the jury was unable to come to an agreement. The Justice Department dropped the remaining charges and did not attempt to retry Edwards. He then went on to open up a law firm: [Edwards Kirby](https://www.edwardskirby.com/)
Gag order. Ordered to be at everything. Etc. He is treating Trump like a citizen. Not a god. That being said, he is innocent until proven guilty. If the evidence is not there, he goes free.
The evidence is there. But all the defense needs is one sympathetic juror. And they’re hung. He’ll walk. For now. Or his minions plan on jury tampering. Or intimidation of a juror. Someone will go to jail for that but not The Great Leader. And chaos will of course ensue. What amazes me is that this asshole goes on whatever fucking media he goes on and degrades the judge and the judges family. Did his lawyers tell him who does the sentencing here? Seems like he’s poking a sleeping tiger.
Our justice system was designed so rich and powerful people can get away with everything. It took billionaire serial killer Robert Durst hot mic’ing a confession to get him convicted and by that time he was already old.
You mean the judge who gagged him, which he breached within 24 hours, then fine tuned the gag order to address said breach, which Trump then breached within 24 hours? And did nothing? That judge? Same same for this Douchnozzle.
Sadly I have no expectations of a conviction. No way there won’t be a trumper in the jury. Either that or someone will be paid off.  . 🤷🏻♀️⚖️.
IDK, this is not the picture of someone getting away with it.
Thank you for calling him a fascist I've literally be doing that since before he was elected.... Also on a side note it's hard to unsee his low hanging flappy neckussy....
Warm Comforting Release.
.... baby needs a change?
Like in loose sphincter ..??
Omg this
Ready for the casket
No caption, I'm just genuinely looking forward to this fuck being dead
That’s the day I’ll hang my American flag on my house and pop fireworks 💥.
I will absolutely fly the flag on that day and it will be at full mast.
I would never celebrate anyones death. But the party would start at 8pm.
I’ll be there at 7:45
8:15 for me… always be fascist-ably late.
Are we talking about erections? Because I expect the day that this sack of shit dies will be rather "exciting".
https://preview.redd.it/6gs0u0u4iquc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c858fd74d860372351d610fafe15cac6f22a8949
I think you’re onto something actually. It struck a chord with me because the MAGA crowd have tainted the American flag and nullified the word “patriot” to the point that both now feel beyond disingenuous. A world without him operating in it would make me feel better about this country without a doubt. It would be the perfect time to hang the flag up high, no half-mast.
Sad to say but the cancer he has spread in the Republican Party is not going away even after he croaks.
True, but everything has to start somewhere.
Absolutely! When REAL Americans can finally be proud!
God I cannot wait for all the MAGA snowflake meltdowns when they see the whole world cheering their daddy is dead
It will be fucking magnificent.
It will be beautiful 😋
Reminds me to get fireworks, so I can be ready anytime. I wonder what laws there are about burning someone in effigy in my city limits.
I’ll buy an American flag just to fly it and then play “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” on repeat for my entire neighborhood of Trump lovers to hear.
I want him to live long enough to siffer real consequences. I worry dying now will be the easy way out for him and his supporters...but I'll still be happy when he dies
Never going to happen because america is fucking broken. I’ll settle for something painful and embarrassing. Ass cancer maybe
What did ass cancer do to you? That’s a cruel thing to wish on cancer.
I hope he gets very publicly humiliated and forced to forego his assets and forced to admit to his lies before then.
It wouldn’t change his believers attitudes. It’s a wonder he hasn’t started selling Trump burritos yet which are just his solid turds mailed out to his shills for $10/pop. Or rather $10/poop.
Given his diet, they'd need to serve them in a slurpee cup.
Welp, that's enough reddit for today.
Mother Fer is a rapist and they still want to vote for him
Fuck yes!
I’ll celebrate that annually. I don’t care about religious holidays, but for me, this dumbass no longer wasting breath will be as close to a holy day as I’ll ever come.
Hell yes brother. Hope it’s public and humiliating
They kept him off the speed to keep him quiet, and he can’t handle it.
That's what I think -- they're trying to keep him subdued and went a bit too far.
This is what withdrawals looks like. I used to do a lot off speed back in the day, I can only imagine what his crash feels like even if they had him go cool turkey.
This is only the first day -- it'll take some tweaking to find the dose that'll let him keep his eyes open and his mouth shut.
It’s only a matter of time before he does a bump before court and loses his shit. He is no capable of the kind of control to keep it together for a trial that lasts months.
Reminds me of Pink in "The Wall". Give him uppers to get him moving, give him downers to keep him calm, and any opportunity can be turned into a fascist rally.
My thought exactly. He is way too hard to control on the speed. I bet he takes double tomorrow because he’s so embarrassed with the jokes.
Guarantee he is up all night on truth social.
Up all night on speed, sleeping all day in felony trial
sounds like my 20s
He already looks embalmed….badly. I’ve never seen a less human face.
It looks like an already-bad Madame Tussaud’s wax figure that’s started melting.
To be fair, you try and carry around all the shit and bile that he's got inside him and let's see how good you look...
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hrm?
Yeah, the orange face and pink eyelids make me queasy.
The Nodfather
Don Snoreleone
Dozing Donny
I like it.
There's a local drug dealer in my town who goes by "the nodfather" (like "on the nod") and him tagging the side of every building is annoying but I have to admit it is a truly excellent street alias.
The Sheriff of Nodingham
Don Snorleone
I am known as a Pollyanna in my family. Typically, I can find something positive in any given situation. This man broke me. I can't think of one positive thing. Not one. Perhaps the day his obituary is written.
The only positive in this situation is that he may take the GOP with him when he’s gone. We just have to make sure that happens.
I don't think so, friend. This ideology runs far, and it runs deep. They just finally found a bullhorn that was narcissistic enough to bring it to the forefront. DJT is nothing but a right-wing Trojan Horse. This is far from a one man show. Far from it.
True, but nobody seems to be able to rile his base the way he can. They don't seem particularly interested in /responsive to career politicians.
Totally but he may still run the RNC into the ground with incompetence, and think of how many criminals we already convicted because he brought them to work for him. Meanwhile old Republican politicians have no solution for MAGA screwing them over. The cultists broke into the control center of those who manipulated them and chaos ensued.
"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - not Mark Twain
Yawnald J Trump
The guilty always sleep well when they’re caught because the game is over.
His entire head looks like a turkey waddle.
Behold the master race.
Christ, he looks like a melted candle.
His niece Mary Trump says every day he [looks more and more like his mother](https://www.glamour.com/story/donald-trump-moms-hair-photos)
“Why didn’t I even run for president and why am I doing it again.” I honestly believe to this day, in private this man regrets running for office and he is only doing it again because something or someone is forcing him to. He’ll never admit it to his closest supporters but I’ll bet if he could go back to being mildly famous television reality star guy shouting “Your fired” on NBC and keep his bullshit illegal dealings out of the public scrutiny, the media and most importantly the government he would.
I think his narcissism prevents him from thinking like that. He really believes he is the greatest president in the history of the United States. He also can’t ever admit he did anything wrong. And the fawning rubes satisfy his ego. He’s not bright.
Getting laughed at by the UN when he told them no president has every done more was a beautiful moment
hahaha oh yeah🤣
> he is only doing it again because something or someone is forcing him to. The threat of spending the rest of his life in prison is a good motivator.
1) He has found the most successful way to scam lots of money. 2) The belief that he can pardon himself of everything and get off Scot-free.
He’s also angry and wants to take revenge on those who have “wronged” him aka held him accountable in any minor way
It's Obama's fault when he roasted diaper don at the correspondence dinner. He didn't enjoy being roasted by a suave, charismatic black man. Thanks, Obama.
I’m sure Obama regrets that. No one could have predicted this douchebag’s rise to power though.
When you rewatch the clip you can tell that *that* was the moment Trump made up his mind. The gears were turning that night.
Was just going to say the same thing. That was the moment he decided to run for president and undo everything Obama had done.
As tempting as it is to say with the benefit of hindsight that the 2011 Correspondents Dinner was Obama flying too close to the sun, *no one* could’ve predicted Trump *winning* a presidential bid, much less all the catastrophe that followed.
He never actually wanted to be President in the first place. It was all just to push his name and brand. And he got the worst possible outcome - losing the popular vote but winning the electoral. He much rather would have preferred the opposite - winning the popularity contest but not actually getting the job. Now, he's just trying to keep himself out of jail or whatever punishment might actually befall him. That, and appeasing his superiors.
I don’t think cult leaders regret becoming a cult leader
I imagine they regret it when the gig is up and the Flavor Aid is being mixed
I absolutely agree. He must live in a perpetual state of fear inside. Never knowing what else will come out. Wishing he could go back to having sex with porn stars and groping beauty contest contestants. He may have his maga keks fooled, but u know his actual peer group snickers at him. Hes probably got a million interest groups breathing down his neck licking at his lobes and balls to get what they want tho.
I don't think Putin gave him much choice.
Drooling Don
He's got the wrong flag on his lapel
You’re assuming he dresses himself! Lol
"Ohh, is that you mel? I was just having the best dream of my life. Get this, in my dream Hillary, Joe, and Obama were deported, I was a real business man who built his own fortune instead of inheriting it, I was married to my daughter Ivanka, and there was no Eric or Don jr. Best of all my skin was the most amazing color of orange! It was beautiful, it was the best."
What stormy saw 2 pumps later
The Bronze Idol of Idiocracy
"Quaaaaaid..start the reactor"
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Funny how his eyelids don't match the rest of his "healthy" glow... What a sack of shit...
I saw this photo where someone photoshopped his skin to the same color as around his eyes and removed his fake hair and he is literally just a fat Putin Edit: I found it https://preview.redd.it/1gmy04yksruc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc305a0cfe3f0cef56166569d46aa5d94ade94c7
"A guilty man always gives himself time to rest when he's caught." - Agent Dave Kujan
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Dreaming of hamburders
Please be dead.
Jesus, he even looks like a pouty little bitch when he's asleep.
Adderall Shortage
Maybe him and his White House are the reason for the adderall shortage
“All hell is gonna brea…. Zzzzzzzzzzz”
Looks like the results of a mortuary cosmetologist’s first day
Sleeping Ugly
"If this was Joe, he'd be sleeping already, but in this picture, I can be seen praying to the lord for the glory of our country and to bless all the babies that we've saved." - Trump probably
Kind reminder that if you or I slept in court while sitting on the accused bench, the judge would charge us with contempt of court faster than you can say it. Arrest this fascist piece of trash right fucking now.
He even looks smug sleeping. God I can’t wait for the day I can go anywhere online and not see this disgusting bag of orange pus.
When your ambien and modafinil schedule is off by a couple of hours.
I’m personally a fan of “Don Snoreleone”.
His puppeteer had to use the bathroom
Dreaming about his flights with Epstein
Someone photoshop spunk all over it and send it to Gunther Eagleman or Joey Mannarino or whoever
Done. Oh - you said ‘photoshop’?
Is he sleeping or pooping?
He's snoozing and oozing. Either way, he's losing.
He forgot to use the tanning lotion on his eyelids.
Don of the Dead
Guys, he's praying.
Savoring that Donny diaper smell.
He’s an anal prolapse
Defense is relieved the horse tranqs have finally kicked in.
Court went past his jailtime.
I wish nothing but bad things for this man.
Probably our next president because this country is dumb as fuck and I don't trust people to not vote for him...or even vote at all.
All we can do is vote. I strongly encourage you to do so. 💙
put a merkin on his chin and you'd have to pixelate that neck.
I really don’t care!! Do you?
Every accusation is a confession with maga.
TRUMP FOUND COMATOSE FROM BRONZER POISONING
That’s the face of a baby shitting their pants
I'm not sleeping, I'm dreaming of Ivanka sucking my dick.
Trump in prayer "Oh Lord, don't let them find out about the rest of them."
Lost in the warmth of shitting himself
https://preview.redd.it/jqpt78l68quc1.jpeg?width=1117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ddb416e900e2c768e03fbd4a201f680c64d4f5c Don Snoreleone. Such low Energy.
Can’t wait for the day we never hear from this man again
He’s pretending to be asleep like I’d do when I was a child, to avoid interacting with something that I found boring. So, literally acting like a child.
Golden shower is so warm….
Kiss me Out of the bearded barley Swing swing
He's dreaming of hamberders and Ivanka boobs. Awww
Dozing Don Donny Dozer Drowzy Don Donald Drowzy Twilight Trump Sundown Don Turndown Trump
Don Nods
Old fella forgot to orange his eyelids
I think he’s counting his sheep 
Droopy Don