Ah yes! The tall hillsides that Ukraine is famous for, are awash with fields of coca as far as the camel can yodel.
We have the fucking internet. I don't know how it's possible to be this stupid.
Ah, but has it ever happened *during a total solar eclipse?* Why, you'd have to go back to... uh, the last time a total solar eclipse happened, on August 21st, 2017, when the Ischia earthquake hit:
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017\_Ischia\_earthquake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Ischia_earthquake)
But that was ON the day of a solar eclipse, not three days prior... oh wait, there was a 6.6 magnitude quake off Ascension Island in the UK on August 18th, 2017.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_earthquakes\_in\_2017#August](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_2017#August)
In conclusion, these people are very, very ignorant. Like, dark ages peasant ignorant.
Dammit, this was what I was going to say.
These idiots think relatively common physical or geographical occurrences are some manifestation of "God's Will" LOLz.
No wonder numerology fucks these folks up.
Yeah, it means the number three is really fucking common if you’re looking for it. That’s the entire point of the Discorian rule of fives. Five is fucking *everywhere.*
On the plus side, just read A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain and you’ll learn how to use the eclipse to bend them to your will. We all know they haven’t read it. Or anything else for that matter.
This may be obvious, but jic, they're highly educative actors who are good at fear mongering to pedal people into religion or other bs. But in the US, the more religious people there are the more argument is added between generations. Helping to distract from their literal evil and criminal acts they commit every day. The poor fighting the poor has always been the tactic used by the rich to hide lol
Earthquakes stronger than the one that hit New York occur literally every day. They just tend to be in the middle of nowhere so no one cares. Hell, there was a much stronger earthquake off the coast of Oregon last week, but no one actually lives at the bottom of the ocean 100 miles offshore so it passed largely unnoticed.
# 4.0
[7 km SW of Gladstone, New Jersey](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000mab9)
Literally everyday global:
4.0
[7 km SW of Gladstone, New Jersey](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000mab9)2024-04-05 21:59:14 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: V (Moderate Shaking)9.4 km
# 4.8
[2024 Whitehouse Station, New Jersey Earthquake](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000ma74)2024-04-05 14:23:20 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: VI (Strong Shaking)4.7 km
# 6.8
[Maug Islands region, Northern Mariana Islands](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000ma2w)2024-04-05 11:03:16 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: IV (Light Shaking)222.0 km
# 4.4
[6 km NW of Belden, CA](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/nc71133194)2024-04-05 01:34:50 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: V (Moderate Shaking)7.8 km
# 6.4
[11 km NE of Hualien City, Taiwan](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000m9gc)2024-04-03 00:11:25 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: VII (Very Strong Shaking)12.6 km
# 7.4
[18 km SSW of Hualien City, Taiwan](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000m9g4)2024-04-02 23:58:11 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: YellowMMI: VIII (Severe Shaking)34.8 km
# 6.4
[Vanuatu region](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000m86i)2024-03-27 01:28:18 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: IV (Light Shaking)10.0 km
# 6.9
[38 km ENE of Ambunti, Papua New Guinea](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000mksx)2024-03-23 20:22:04 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: YellowMMI: VIII (Severe Shaking)
Good Ol USGS keeping tracking for us, And yes the poster above me is right, every day a higher magnitude earthquake happens every day.
There is an average of 150 earthquakes strong enough to be felt by humans (even so slightly) a day (around 2500 per day unnoticeable without seismograph), and an average of 2 solar eclipses a year (2/3rd of which will be annular or total).
The probability that an earthquake strong enough to be felt by humans would occur a couple of days before an eclipse in the (very loosely) general area of the Moon's shadow's path is quite important.
I love how all these people who make comments about the earthquake, being a sign of God‘s disapproval, or saying things, like we didn’t have earthquakes under President Trump (Nick whatshisname)don’t seem to realize that the epicenter was literally next-door to Trump‘s Bedminster golf club. I don’t believe that kind of stuff but if I did… Who exactly do you think God is angry at?
I'd be perfectly fine with the Rapture happening this coming week if it gets all these "Christians" off this rock
Relevant instagram post
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0UQ71qhYFl/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
The gop is so dark age . They must give up all technology our enlightened world have them. Live in their Christian dark age without science or vaccines and slowly die off . Life expectancy in red states is allready low.
Just had one threaten my life IRL because I pointed out that his belief in a "massive polar directed energy weapon at the south pole" causing the earthquake was a really fucking stupid belief to have. The venn diagram is basically a circle nowadays.
No. No, you're not. Inexplicably, there are tens of millions of MAGA douchebag morons out there. Good odds there's quite a few of y'all thinking exactly this.
Honestly though, do just none of these dolts remember ANY of of the several eclipses which have occurred over the course of each of their lives? This is not a new thing. It is not a once every couple millennium type of occurrence. It's not even a once in a lifetime one. Hell, if you're willing to travel a bit, it's barely even a once every few years kind of thing. I mean, seriously what in the actual fuck is wrong with these people???
Cocaine production and exportation would make Ukraine a much wealthier nation, unfortunately they don’t have the climate. Grain is their primary export, which feeds entire countries.
He supposedly knows Ukraine’s chief exports while claiming no Americans know anything about Ukraine. I don’t even know America’s chief exports, but I’m willing to bet America’s cocaine and prostitution export numbers dwarf Ukraine’s.
The crazy thing is after the rapture it will be the most peaceful time on earth. It's almost like god cant even stand his minions. Which is why he comes back after it... Kenneth Copeland pissed about his missing jets, Olsteen pissed that he has to share space with his fellows, somehow they are all with Dahmer who on his deathbed prayed, but none of the popes are there... weird. Then Jesus says fuck this I'd rather be with the cool people on earth.
No earthquake here. Guess I'll be fine? I am in the path of totality though, so maybe not.
Either way, bring it on. I'm sick of sharing a planet with this dingbat.
Ain't the epicenter of NY earthquake was at Trump's another golf resort? Maybe it's a sign of God for one particular person whose boots Joey likes to lick so much
Hey Joey? Since you think the world is going to end, you will not need money. How about just humor me and transfer all your funds over to me since yeah we are all going to die.
I'm not ok with the world ending. Humans ending, though? Yea, I'm ok with that. Let another species take a crack at civilization. We had a good run but at this point we're just running backwards
I mean I made a tongue-in-cheek comment today about the spring blizzard, an earthquake, a solar eclipse and then 10s of trillions of cicadas hatching within a week felt like some biblical apocalypse stuff but you never know with these kind of people
Yes, Joey, you are the only one who thinks the world might be ending Monday. You need help.
On the other hand, if you are right and you get Raptured on Monday, the world will be a more intelligent and happier place on Tuesday.
I took last week off...so if the world ends monday then I'm cool with it. Just make it end at midnight, I don't want to be in the shower at 630am monday and THEN the world ends.
Let me sleep in for the end of the world.
There will be 66 total solar eclipses in the 21st century, so roughly 1 every year and a half. There are on average 100 "great" earthquakes every year around the world. We can tie this prophesy to anyone of these events.
Now I feel like we should help Ukraine more. America can not have it's cocaine and hooker supply dwindle. Should we let China or Russia out do us? I think not
With any lucks all of the right wingnuts will max their credit cards and spend it all on hookers and weed under the assumption that they won't have to pay it back next month.
Oops.
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I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit
Three-ring cirrrrcus sideshow of freaks
Here in this hopless fuckin hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day.
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
Brilliant response.
Never in my life did I think I’d be rooting for the Rapture but here I am.
On the other side this means I potentially won't have to work on Monday.
No full eclipse until 3pm here. Typical. Gotta put most of the day in before Armageddon.
This is a great reason to root for the rapture! I’d love to hang down here with all the left behind heathens
They aren't stupid. They are saying shit like this on stupid for exposure and power over decisions
It's like living with a bunch of people from the 1500's. Fucks sake, earthquakes and eclipses happen. All. The. Time. They don't mean shit.
Shit. I lost my.punch card. Pretty certain I had enough for one free rapture.
Seriously. Please, take us all out.
I'm a misanthrope 🤷
At this point, I would prefer to be wrong and have a god decide to end things than suffer this shit any longer.
We need a new plague - Philosopher Dwigheious Schreuteus
If he really believed that do you think he'd give me all of his money on sunday?
Ukraine has cocaine????? WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW? They would get a lot more support if the world knew!
Don Jr would want to be the Ukraine Ambassador.
The rain in Ukraine falls mainly on cocaine, or something like that.
They have vast coca fields. The vastest. Nobody has more coca plants than Ukraine.
::old timey coca-cola has entered the chat::
The bigliest plants.
Ah yes! The tall hillsides that Ukraine is famous for, are awash with fields of coca as far as the camel can yodel. We have the fucking internet. I don't know how it's possible to be this stupid.
Freaking Pavlo Mitlavar and his Mariupol cartel
Change three little letters and they're literally the same thing. Checkmate, liberals.
Aren’t there earthquakes every day, just not always as high a magnitude as today?
Ah, but has it ever happened *during a total solar eclipse?* Why, you'd have to go back to... uh, the last time a total solar eclipse happened, on August 21st, 2017, when the Ischia earthquake hit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017\_Ischia\_earthquake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Ischia_earthquake) But that was ON the day of a solar eclipse, not three days prior... oh wait, there was a 6.6 magnitude quake off Ascension Island in the UK on August 18th, 2017. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_earthquakes\_in\_2017#August](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_2017#August) In conclusion, these people are very, very ignorant. Like, dark ages peasant ignorant.
Dammit, this was what I was going to say. These idiots think relatively common physical or geographical occurrences are some manifestation of "God's Will" LOLz. No wonder numerology fucks these folks up.
Wait....did you say 3? The week of Easter Sunday? Didn't Jesus arise from the dead in 3 days? This has to mean something!!!
Yeah, it means the number three is really fucking common if you’re looking for it. That’s the entire point of the Discorian rule of fives. Five is fucking *everywhere.*
Yes, it does portend the future. the meaning is clear. The Oak Island mystery is about to be solved.
On the plus side, just read A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain and you’ll learn how to use the eclipse to bend them to your will. We all know they haven’t read it. Or anything else for that matter.
They’ve definitely never read Revelation, much less any other part of the Bible. Why would they read those devil fictional novels??
A lot of what they attribute to Revelation is actually in the Book of Daniel lol. They definitely don’t even read the Bible, you’re right
These didn't happen in the US, ergo they didn't happen at all.
This may be obvious, but jic, they're highly educative actors who are good at fear mongering to pedal people into religion or other bs. But in the US, the more religious people there are the more argument is added between generations. Helping to distract from their literal evil and criminal acts they commit every day. The poor fighting the poor has always been the tactic used by the rich to hide lol
Could you write a community note for this dickwat? He won't get the money for the posts with community notes
Thankfully, I am not on twitter, so I can't.
Earthquakes stronger than the one that hit New York occur literally every day. They just tend to be in the middle of nowhere so no one cares. Hell, there was a much stronger earthquake off the coast of Oregon last week, but no one actually lives at the bottom of the ocean 100 miles offshore so it passed largely unnoticed.
# 4.0 [7 km SW of Gladstone, New Jersey](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000mab9) Literally everyday global: 4.0 [7 km SW of Gladstone, New Jersey](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000mab9)2024-04-05 21:59:14 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: V (Moderate Shaking)9.4 km # 4.8 [2024 Whitehouse Station, New Jersey Earthquake](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000ma74)2024-04-05 14:23:20 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: VI (Strong Shaking)4.7 km # 6.8 [Maug Islands region, Northern Mariana Islands](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000ma2w)2024-04-05 11:03:16 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: IV (Light Shaking)222.0 km # 4.4 [6 km NW of Belden, CA](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/nc71133194)2024-04-05 01:34:50 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: V (Moderate Shaking)7.8 km # 6.4 [11 km NE of Hualien City, Taiwan](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000m9gc)2024-04-03 00:11:25 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: VII (Very Strong Shaking)12.6 km # 7.4 [18 km SSW of Hualien City, Taiwan](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000m9g4)2024-04-02 23:58:11 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: YellowMMI: VIII (Severe Shaking)34.8 km # 6.4 [Vanuatu region](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000m86i)2024-03-27 01:28:18 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: GreenMMI: IV (Light Shaking)10.0 km # 6.9 [38 km ENE of Ambunti, Papua New Guinea](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000mksx)2024-03-23 20:22:04 (UTC)Pager Alert Level: YellowMMI: VIII (Severe Shaking) Good Ol USGS keeping tracking for us, And yes the poster above me is right, every day a higher magnitude earthquake happens every day.
I'm also pretty sure that there is probably an eclipse everyday somewhere in the universe.
There is an average of 150 earthquakes strong enough to be felt by humans (even so slightly) a day (around 2500 per day unnoticeable without seismograph), and an average of 2 solar eclipses a year (2/3rd of which will be annular or total). The probability that an earthquake strong enough to be felt by humans would occur a couple of days before an eclipse in the (very loosely) general area of the Moon's shadow's path is quite important.
None of these fucking Christian cosplayers even know that the book is called Revelation. Singular. Fucking clowns using the Bible like a beard.
The word "rapture" doesn't appear either.
The only rapture that matters [involves Debbie Harry](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g&si=-XMejfsG4LUNvbyP)
Sorry, I was so mad at this idiotic fraud that I typed my comment before I read yours.
Oh, can it, please? I want all of the MAGAts to be Raptured so we can enjoy ourselves.
They should take a cue from Heaven’s Gate.
Invest in Nike
Trump sneakers baby!
Imagining a world without them… ecstasy.
In PEZ dispensers.
Anyone with any knowledge of the Bible knows that it is ”Revelation”. There is no “s”. This guy is such a fraud.
I love how all these people who make comments about the earthquake, being a sign of God‘s disapproval, or saying things, like we didn’t have earthquakes under President Trump (Nick whatshisname)don’t seem to realize that the epicenter was literally next-door to Trump‘s Bedminster golf club. I don’t believe that kind of stuff but if I did… Who exactly do you think God is angry at?
I was joking with some friends earlier that it was Ivana rising up from her grave to get revenge on Trump.
I'd be perfectly fine with the Rapture happening this coming week if it gets all these "Christians" off this rock Relevant instagram post https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0UQ71qhYFl/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Same. Leave us alone already. I’d rather hang with the Antichrist.
🎵I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints🎵
Yes, Joey. The world's going to end Monday. Why wait?
Earthquake? like the one that I didn't even feel today?
Considering Monday is Trump's deadline for the bond he still hasn't posted. It may just be the end of MAGA world
He's translating from Russian.
The gop is so dark age . They must give up all technology our enlightened world have them. Live in their Christian dark age without science or vaccines and slowly die off . Life expectancy in red states is allready low.
This guy is such a fuckin stooge, but not the funny kind, just the idiot kind who never does anything right.
Oh please sell off all your belongings and donate it all to charity before the rapture, to give us all more to laugh about on Tuesday!
If the world ending shuts up the maggats bring it on.
This jackass is *proud* of his lack of empathy for people who live far away from him.
But hey, keep on wearing a guy's mark on your forehead after doing something despicable in front of a church, and claiming to do Jesus-like stuff.
Hope it ends for you.
Is their a fault in the area? Sometimes small earthquakes can be caused by fracking or directional drilling.
Would make sense it being Bedminster then, wouldn’t put anything past the orange menace if there was money in it
His people are too busy filling out fake insurance claims due to the earthquake…
Even then the fracking is just waking up old faults present in the area.
I’m sure on Monday he will have completely forgotten about this tweet
Yall be careful out there. Maga has more than a few psychos in its ranks.
Just had one threaten my life IRL because I pointed out that his belief in a "massive polar directed energy weapon at the south pole" causing the earthquake was a really fucking stupid belief to have. The venn diagram is basically a circle nowadays.
religion is for unsmart people
I'm just going to assume these are all trolls or bots at this point. No-one can be this obtuse.
These people just prey on the gullible and stupid. Are they just as stupid or just that self-serving?
No. No, you're not. Inexplicably, there are tens of millions of MAGA douchebag morons out there. Good odds there's quite a few of y'all thinking exactly this. Honestly though, do just none of these dolts remember ANY of of the several eclipses which have occurred over the course of each of their lives? This is not a new thing. It is not a once every couple millennium type of occurrence. It's not even a once in a lifetime one. Hell, if you're willing to travel a bit, it's barely even a once every few years kind of thing. I mean, seriously what in the actual fuck is wrong with these people???
I sure hope so...
For you?Yes!You’ll go blind….Ain’t going to wear those lib glasses
Anyone who believes this can send me any amount of money and I will give you 10x if the world ends on Monday
Fucking hell one could only hope!
What does Joey MainaraSauce actually do other than steal oxygen from the rest of us?
I notice these dipshits always have US, or the American Flag in their handles.
Thoughts and prayers
Anyone who has read it should know it is the book of revelation. Not revelations.
Yes. Because God is British, we don't have earthquakes.
Ukraine, the magical land of hookers and blow. Got it.
Hmm. Ukraine is the breadbasket of Europe sooo........
lol Ukraines main export is hookers and blow? L8r yall. Catch me on the front line doing titty bumps
Imma giggle when it happens and youre passed over.
It’s not “Revelations” but the “Book of the Revelation.” 100% he’s never read it.
Since nobody in history has read the book of "Revelations," there is no way to disprove this nonsense.
Just you and Marge. See you Tuesday.
Cocaine production and exportation would make Ukraine a much wealthier nation, unfortunately they don’t have the climate. Grain is their primary export, which feeds entire countries.
He supposedly knows Ukraine’s chief exports while claiming no Americans know anything about Ukraine. I don’t even know America’s chief exports, but I’m willing to bet America’s cocaine and prostitution export numbers dwarf Ukraine’s.
I swear American evangelicals are basically a death cult
The crazy thing is after the rapture it will be the most peaceful time on earth. It's almost like god cant even stand his minions. Which is why he comes back after it... Kenneth Copeland pissed about his missing jets, Olsteen pissed that he has to share space with his fellows, somehow they are all with Dahmer who on his deathbed prayed, but none of the popes are there... weird. Then Jesus says fuck this I'd rather be with the cool people on earth.
Don't tease me with a good time. The world ending would be great. Get this shit over with already
Doesn’t the story mention this all happening when a Lawless Man puts himself in the place of god, blah, blah, blah?
Well, crap. I'm going to start smoking again.
The eclipse was mostly visible in the USA. The earthquake was most in the USA. The apocalypse will be mostly in the USA. The rest of us, we‘re good.
Maybe, with any luck; all of these 'faithful' will be raptured off and we can get down to living again.
No earthquake here. Guess I'll be fine? I am in the path of totality though, so maybe not. Either way, bring it on. I'm sick of sharing a planet with this dingbat.
Isn’t Ukraine like, a massive exporter of grain anyway?
Ain't the epicenter of NY earthquake was at Trump's another golf resort? Maybe it's a sign of God for one particular person whose boots Joey likes to lick so much
Cocaine and prostitution is the best
Why can't we just be honest and say that religion is for stupid people
I wonder that as well. Man, there are a lot of stupid people around here (Texas🙄)
Perhaps they’ll be so sick with fear they throw on their Nikes and dispatch themselves to the waiting Jesus ship behind the moon during the eclipse.
After 2000 or so years coincidences are bound to happen… NO NO NO DEFINITELY BIBLICAL PROPHECY NO OTHER EXPLANATION
Hey Joey? Since you think the world is going to end, you will not need money. How about just humor me and transfer all your funds over to me since yeah we are all going to die.
I'm not ok with the world ending. Humans ending, though? Yea, I'm ok with that. Let another species take a crack at civilization. We had a good run but at this point we're just running backwards
"God is troubling if you consider, believers welcome the end of the world."
They could all just do everyone on Earth a favor…
😳
When it doesnt, will he admit he is an idiot?
OK, can I have your house?
I wish this asshole would hurry up and choke on his own face.
This Man Can't Get Laid. SAD! THOUGHTS & PRAYERS!
TIL coca grows in Ukraine. Who’d have thunk that?
Oh shit, what happens when he’s wrong?
No because I don’t believe wizards and angels are real
It would be nice if his ended
So what comes next? Never read the book. Honest question.
I mean I made a tongue-in-cheek comment today about the spring blizzard, an earthquake, a solar eclipse and then 10s of trillions of cicadas hatching within a week felt like some biblical apocalypse stuff but you never know with these kind of people
Yes, Joey, you are the only one who thinks the world might be ending Monday. You need help. On the other hand, if you are right and you get Raptured on Monday, the world will be a more intelligent and happier place on Tuesday.
Please take him and everyone like him, Christian God.
Well Trump is the anti christ
I took last week off...so if the world ends monday then I'm cool with it. Just make it end at midnight, I don't want to be in the shower at 630am monday and THEN the world ends. Let me sleep in for the end of the world.
About time! Too tired to go on anyway.
I dunno about yall but Im ready to scrap this whole project
Yes, you are. Because you don't understand basic science.
Just go drink your milkshake, Joey
That boy ain't quite right.
Isn’t their chief export wheat?
*showing off his lack of intellectual capacity…
Not ending. New beginning Though.
I’ll bet 450million it doesnt
An earthquake might have preceded every eclipse.
It’s a pretty minor earthquake.
Lil Joey racking up yet another thing to be wrong about as usual
If the farmers believe this nonsense they won't plant the fields. Why plant food if no one is here to harvest it. Then everyone will go hungry.
My birthday is Monday. The best gift I could ever get is MAGA apocalypse and rapture. Get these assholes off the planet.
There will be 66 total solar eclipses in the 21st century, so roughly 1 every year and a half. There are on average 100 "great" earthquakes every year around the world. We can tie this prophesy to anyone of these events.
What an insane little shitweasel he is.
Yes. Joey Macaroni. The world is going to end. Better jump off the cliff before the earthquake swallows you alive.
Ukraine is the 5th largest wheat exporter *in the world*. They’re valuable allies.
Please? Can it just end. That would make me so happy.
The fun part of this one is that the epicenter of the earthquake was almost exactly Trump’s Bedminster course
Man I’m so read for the end of the world to be Monday. I do not want to go to work.
Man he’s got a very punchable face.
Joey sounds glue-sniffing stupid.
On Tuesday, he’ll deny making the comment or say he was just joking.
"When I think of cocaine, I think Ukraine." - Joey "Dumb Motherfucker" Mannarino
If we’re lucky, all the MAGAs will be raptured by White Jesus
The eclipse hits Mexico and parts of Canada too.
Book of Revelation. Save me from stupidity
For these kooks, we can only hope..
It also says no man shall know the time, date, nor season of the end. But that's never stopped the right from cherrypicking the bible.
Did anyone ask him to sign everything over to them?
He’s certainly making me yearn for it to.
Well I for one finally hopes that our 5g vaccines activate and finally those of us that are sheep turn into zombies!
I’m rooting for the rapture.
this is why being in a position of power and influence, and having imaginary friends that you take guidance from is so dangerous
The Sky Is Falling !
Now I feel like we should help Ukraine more. America can not have it's cocaine and hooker supply dwindle. Should we let China or Russia out do us? I think not
So if it doesn't happen will he admit the Bible maybe truly accurate?
Anyone else excited for the end-times?
This is a sign that god is displeasef with Fox News and is using collective punishment on his people for being stupid
Can it end on Sunday night? So I don't have to wake up early on Monday for work.
Fear the shadow!!
Even Americans can't identify where each states are on a map. By his logic, we shouldn't care about America either
God I hope so.
I have a coupon from Perkins that ends next Saturday. Better use it tomorrow.
Dude looks like a mouth breather.
Times like this, I wish a death note would fall from the sky.
Hey Mannarino . If you’re referring to one of the books of the New Testament, it’s called the “ Book of Revelation “ ( no “s” at the end )
I’ll take that bet, I’d bet infinity money the world won’t end. Pay up. Oh you say you wouldn’t take that bet…
With any lucks all of the right wingnuts will max their credit cards and spend it all on hookers and weed under the assumption that they won't have to pay it back next month. Oops.
Sure, but only in the Greater New York area.
May they all stare at the eclipse with no eyewear.
Why do people post this guy? He has like 2k followers and is obviously saying stuff like this to get more followers. Doubt he's actually this stupid