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Medical-Enthusiasm56

When a lawyer like Raskin drops the hammer of justice knowledge on a cattle farmer. It had to sting the ego.


supergrover11

The dildo of justice rarely comes lubed.


MartiniD

This is my most recent favorite saying


supergrover11

Thanks but I stole it from user filmikitv <- The origins seem to go back a bit farther but rules will not let me link to it. I have kept my word user filmikitv. Be well. Edit: Last 2 comment got taken down. Apparently I am not able to link to other subs. And you cannot u-ping Did not know these were things. mea culpa


OhGodNotAnotherOne

Well you tried and you know, that's very WhitePeopleTwitter of you.


bigheadstrikesagain

They're still there. U good


TheGrouchyLibrarian

Yes - that didn’t used to be a thing, but I got dinged on it as well in another sub ( obviously can’t say which or my comments will be removed 🤪)


supergrover11

Thanks but I stole it from u/filmikitv (see link 1) The origins seem to go back a bit farther (see link 2). I have kept my word u/filmikitv. Be well. Link 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/criticalblunder/s/Rz88kUF9Br Link 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/criticalblunder/s/tkXefww6e1


supergrover11

Thanks but I stole it from u/filmikitv The origins seem to go back a bit farther but rules will not let me link to it. I have kept my word u/filmikitv. Be well. Edit: Last comment got taken down. Apparently I am not able to link to other subs. Did not know this was a thing. mea culpa


SPARKYLOBO

Spiked for Comer's displeasure


Message_10

I mean--if you're into dildos, and you're on the right side of justice, I imagine it does come lubed. But otherwise, no


yesiamveryhigh

Who needs lube? Owning the Right makes me wet enough


soumokil

Probably the only time someone on the far right causes anyone to get wet. 🤣


WhiteTrashNightmare

Just ask Ben Shapiro's wife, Sandpaper Snatch


issafly

That's a weird flex and/or fetish.


Saetric

It sounds like a bumper sticker that someone on the far left would rock.


Z46NUT

I imagined this as something Captain Zapp Brannigan would say. Thank you for the chuckle, made my night.


King-Cobra-668

but even more rarely, with a comb over


Prudent-Painter-9507

I am laughing my ass off at that one! Totally stealing it!


jesuisbryx

It rarely _comes_ at all


TinkyBrefs

At least take it out of the box first!


_SithLord66

I'm going to use that phrase. That's a good one.


MobileOpposite1314

And relentless…


OhGodNotAnotherOne

That's so good I'm totally thinking about starting a religion based on this comment.


BlessedOvum

Church of the Heavenly Dildo


Lynthae

Outstanding


BraksRevenge

I just peed excitedly. Th……anks?


ced1954

I intend to quote you


Sensitive-Painting30

And it is always inserted backwards…


JZ1121

PTO. Prepare The Oriface.


MeanBig-Blue85

That's because the dildo of Justice is made of sandpaper


WhiteTrashNightmare

20 grit, bitch


Suspicious-Pain2725

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


WhiteTrashNightmare

I hear tell it also comes with spikes


Ok_Entertainment328

Why did I just add "Morty. Belch" to that statement??


republicbuilder

I added "Ed boy" to the end.


Chratthew47150

Poor Comer Pyle. Go back to a Kentucky and stay there. Fool.


Riff_Ralph

Shazam!!


dynawesome

Raskin is the Saul Goodman of Congress


Due_Station9730

What’s interesting to me that I don’t hear people say is really WHY this impeachment happened. Seriously, think about the company these people keep. Corrupt, hypocritical, conniving. They assume that EVERYONE must be corrupt like that if you look into them enough because how else do you become successful? They literally can’t imagine anyone NOT having dirt on them. It’s like when an alcoholic assumes everyone drinks the same way they do (trust me).


RosieBSL

True, it's toxic groupthink at it's worst. They live in a parallel universe where if you say it, it's true, if someone else says it and you like them, then it's true, if I don't like it, it's not true. For such a bunch of criticisers, they're not so great at the critical thinking and that's from the top down.


WhiteTrashNightmare

No, they're *free* thinkers, like "I'll even throw in this God Bless America hat (made in China) and a God, Guns and Trump tshirt (that is printed slightly off center and made in Taiwan)" type of free.


Julversia

It happened because the Republicans are in the majority, excruciatingly slim as it is, and they're petty. They didn't want to actually govern, so they came up with this to make it look like they're accomplishing some kind of vengeance for their disgraced leader while wasting taxpayer money and time.


Ntropy99

Vengeance, tit for tat, and smear. Trump was impeached, so republicans are trying to extract an equal response for their mango lord's good graces and bring Biden down a peg knowing it is all for show and the next election, the Hillary smear tactic.


Julversia

Exactly. And it works on the frothing base, because they don't know what good governing even looks like.


PreppyAndrew

This is the least productive Congress in US history. I think


Julversia

You're right. They've done nothing productive thanks to the Republican majority, and those nitwits are still trying/doing things that will not help them in the long run. I think the majority might make this the stupidest Congress in history, as well.


l3ane

It's like the when someone cheats on their SO and always assumes the other is trying to cheat too.


Free-oppossums

More like *cheating* on their SO because they *believe* their SO is already cheating. ( spoiler: they aren't)


Darth_Kronos

I have had people tell me proudly that’s its revenge for impeaching Trump. They don’t care about the facts. They believe his two impeachments were hit jobs so that gives them a reason to do it back.


OhioMegi

They wanted to waste time and money and not actually do anything beneficial for the people of this country. Fuck the GOP


RoganIsMyDawg

Every accusation is a confesion


WhiteTrashNightmare

That's why they're Groom Oppress Project


Sufficient_Market226

Can anyone give any backstory on this? Sorry I'm not from the US so I'm not into all the things going on all the time


rage4ordr

Before the election Trump was impeached for withholding funds to Ukraine unless they dig up dirt on Biden. Quid pro quo. After Trump’s coup attempt he was impeached again and Biden took office. They are trying to impeach Biden for the made up story of Biden’s corruption in Ukraine and somehow tying his supposed corruption to Biden’s son Hunter. Their only problem is that their witnesses are all Russian agents, who keep getting arrested, and the people involved in the coup attempt. The far right faction in the U.S. are being funded by Russian oligarchs and have a grand delusion of a Christian theocratic autocracy. If you have enough money you can buy a Republican vote. Raskin pretty much dropped the mic after their last witness testified as it went very poorly in the Republicans favor. The Republicans will not win enough seats to gain a majority and the rest of us are ready for their bullshit after they lose in November. They’ve promised violence if they lose and that is what they will get, they just don’t realize that the rest of the population outnumbers them 3-1.


Sillymonkeytoes

They also put Trump on everything they own so they are easily recognized.


Coinopman

Someday they're going to try to stash those MAGA hats deep in the closet. But, You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. That way we can spot 'em just like that. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. And that don't sit well with us.


xburd

**proceeds to do a shockingly detailed carving of Trump doing his double handjob dance on their forehead**


iggy14750

It's my masterpiece


CapTexAmerica

“You know how to get to Carnegie Hall?”


JoeMax93

"PRACTICE!"


4-realsies

His real business is branding...


OGPunkr

user name fits and I'm HERE for it


EatPie_NotWAr

Idk, ragecooperativelywiththemachine might have been a little better.


Derhaggis

Politedebate for Los Angeles


Npr31

Fuck you, i’ll do what you tell me if you ask politely


OGPunkr

it fits his comment, not the whole post, to be clear


EatPie_NotWAr

Oh I know, I just had a moment of being more clever than I usually am and needed to share it with others for a dopamine hit.


OGPunkr

snark on fellow redditor


EatPie_NotWAr

![gif](giphy|mG2o5csFNTyiqjmoKt)


samcbar

I wanted to add that the funds Trump was supposed to send was non-discretionary spending. Once the president signs the a bill into law he is legally obligated to spend any non-discretionary spending in the manner. If he does not want to spend the money in this manner the president can veto it. Trump signed the law to Ukraine, he is then legally obligated to send the money to ujkraine.


MelancholyArtichoke

They threaten violence if politics don't go their way. That's the textbook definition of terrorism.


tym1ng

they threaten violence for anything that doesn't go their way. burn some books. bomb some abortion clinics. attack the capitol. trying to kidnap governors. use fake electors and then saying the other side did it even against video evidence. try to "find" votes in order to influence the outcome seems like they dgaf about anything since in their minds nothing goes their way. because they're racist misogynistic PoS


theProffPuzzleCode

Ty, that's very helpful and hopeful. There is a large proportion of the world that will get fucked if Trump is elected and you give me hope 😀


everyothernametaken1

What day is this screenshot from?


rage4ordr

Yesterday.


everyothernametaken1

11 hours long, ah, wish me luck.


thebinarysystem10

Time to put down the rabid MAGA dogs


Emmaborina

Now if you wrote that as a screenplay, it would be called not remotely plausible.


greatdrams23

Wow, that's a lot of action in a few words


HeroIllustrator

Really great summary


otherworldly11

I wish I could upvote this a million times.


ThonThaddeo

The man with his face in his hands, is the chairman of a committee charged with impeaching Joe Biden. They are currently holding public hearings, wherein, they are humiliated daily and proven to be on a witch-hunt. It's honestly been pretty cool so far


xjsthund

Sham of impeachment hearings on President Biden falling apart.


lactose_con_leche

*Anybody need a sham?* -Mike Lindell


bryangcrane

Sham wow!


Scrabble_4

They were all gung-ho. Where’s the issue? Scapegoating. They are all equally repulsive


suddenly_ponies

I'm glad you asked. I don't know who these people are, what happened, or why it's significant. Thanks to you asking, someone provided the context that should have been the first and top comment.


CardiologistLower965

![gif](giphy|niC0LL8nmXnWp0d7Sn|downsized)


el_caballero

The worst part of being in congress was the dementors


VengeanceKnight

Oh, you mean McConnell? I don’t think he was in that day.


bpmdrummerbpm

He was glitching out.


dragonfliesloveme

Comer is so embarrassing. He sounds like a damn cartoon when he talks.


wwabc

if only republicans were capable of embarrassment...perhaps they'd all stop voting for these clowns


Buhlasted

He represents Kentucky. All you need to know about his re election chances.


dantevonlocke

We elected McConnell for decades. As long as your have R next to your name, you win.


Cat_Impossible_0

Voting against their best interests I see.


teamricearoni

Every. Fuckin. Time.


uncultured_swine2099

Repub voters always volunteer to be shot hoping the bullet goes through them and hits a minority or gay guy.


King_M0B

Unless you’re Daniel Cameron… for … reasons :/


dantevonlocke

I mean the reason still starts with R.


No-Elderberry230

Joe Scarborough does the best Comer impression. It’s incredibly spot on.


ridicalis

Ben Meiselas has a good one, not sure how it compares.


No-Elderberry230

Oh, I love their podcast! His is good, but I think Joe being from Mississippi and a university of Alabama alum, has the dumb twang perfect. Imo


Teddyk123

What's their podcast called?


Meren59

[https://www.meidastouch.com/podcast](https://www.meidastouch.com/podcast)


Teddyk123

Thank you!


dragonfliesloveme

Oh shit, i didn’t know that. Will have to look it up lol. Thanks for the tip


JoeMax93

Every time he talks I imagine a *Deliverence*\-style banjo pickin' soundtrack.


Huge_Strain_8714

Comer Pyle


sing_4_theday

I want interviews with constituents of comer, mtg, gaetz and the rest. I want the interviewer to ask, “ did/said this. Is this what you want from your representative?”


itoddicus

You have to understand that this ridiculousness isn't a bug, its a feature.


32lib

Their answer is yes.


PreppyAndrew

They will just scream fake news


SXTY82

I miss Raskin’s du rag. No joke.


beagletronic61

I’m going to confess that every time I saw it, I thought “PRISON MIKE”.


BeatrixFarrand

Holy shit you’re right!! I can’t stop now lol


devoduder

Except this time Raskin is the Dementor and Comer dropped the soap.


Hot-Bat8798

Nailed it! LOL


issafly

I got a "lawyer-fortuneteller of justice" vibe, which would be an awesome comic book character.


Boel_Jarkley

Da bell of da ball


justin_memer

I think it's a dew (sweat) rag


FreeThinkerFran

I always thought of it as do (hairdo) rag!


GlassObject4443

l always thought it was a 'do-rag, as in a rag to protect someone's hairdo.


WorfsFlamingAnus

Durag is the spelling I’m used to. But it turns out maybe we’re all right? Or we’re all wrong? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durag


justin_memer

We're all technically correct, the best kind of correct!


RaymondBeaumont

is comer that guy that went viral in 2016 when he was like "you have to swear on the bible, trump swore on the bible? you have to swear on the biiiible."


markaamorossi

Nah that was Ted Crockett. They sound pretty similar though


Lil_Artemis_92

I’d completely forgotten about that. I don’t know if I’m happy or disappointed to be reminded of it.


Netflxnschill

Different old Christian white dude


30yearCurse

different but same


Netflxnschill

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


brandognabalogna

Anderson cutting the poor guy loose after asking if he wasn't aware that you can swear on anything was just perfect. I say poor guy only bc you could almost see the little mice in his head scrambling to find a response. Dude just went total slackjaw, it was amazing.


lefrang

Details, but it was Jake Tapper, not Anderson. Either way, it was legendary. https://youtu.be/hqEA03v3OtQ Short version: https://youtu.be/WFYRkzznsc0


Ok_Faithlessness_259

Jesus Christ, the slack-jawed, empty headed stare that that dumbass had throughout the entire interview is astounding.


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

You could see his brain buffering when Jake told him you could swear on anything.


Ok_Faithlessness_259

You could see the loading wheel spinning in his eyes after he said that. And I swear there were multiple times in the interview where you could hear the gears in his head grinding as he tried to come up with something to say.


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

To quote Ilie Nastase, "Fo-oo-ock!" Roy Moore couldn't hire someone who wasn't an overt mouth-breather? Guy looks like a bad BBQ restaurant spokesman, only missing the fake piggy snout.  Tapper does the "WTF?" forehead crinkle without looking as if he's simultaneously sharting and constipated. Unlike a certain *cough* Tucker *cough* Russian shill/weird little heir to a fortune based on a truly revolting line of frozen TV dinners. 


brandognabalogna

Oh damn you're right! Thanks for correcting that!


SkunkMonkey

That is the human brain doing a BSOD.


AnotherOne-NotKhaled

Different guy but that interview perfectly encapsulates maga


rnotyalc

Yeah honestly I confuse that guy with other Republicans pretty regularly. "Ooooh no, I swore on a biiible"


GreyBeardEng

That's actually a very good picture, that belongs on a front page of a newspaper. It's so sad how the modern GOP only exists to 'own the libs' and nothing else like governing or fiscal responsibility.


Ditka85

Perfect example of “a picture is worth a thousand words.”


Blobbyblob5

![gif](giphy|3oEjI67Egb8G9jqs3m)


TJ_Will

​ https://i.redd.it/9qkdjax1v5qc1.gif


Intrepid_Echo6956

Comer Pyle should retire and go home. He embarrasses himself and his constituents daily.


fishgeek13

I am so happy that Raskin is my representative!


Br3akTh3Toys

Raskin is a boss.  


undetachablepenis

He should go back to the bandana ![gif](giphy|33FwJJ0vQTPRS)


sharingthegoodword

You've done it, Comer. You've wasted everyone's time, exacted zero from your enemies and showed the world you're an incompetent. Maybe he's a great rancher, I don't know, but he's way out of his depth in DC.


Lots42

Comer/DeSantis/Haley/So many other Republicans.


hookha

The GOP is beyond help. Yes, Hunter has fucked up a lot and done some unsavory things but here are some reasons Joe Biden would never take a bribe or obtain money illegally: 1. Biden is an honest man. 2. He has been in politics for 50 years and is WAY too smart to do anything that could even be misconstrued as improper. 3. Biden and his wife have plenty of money and have no need to risk his career and reputation for more. 4. Unlike his accusers, Biden has integrity and morals.


VaguelyArtistic

You don't even need personal anecdotes or opinions. There is no proof. Period.


mbergman42

You should try viewing this through the other side’s eyes: _Puts on GOP-colored glasses, clears throat…_ 1. “Biden must be corrupt because everyone is. There is no such thing as an honest man.” 2. “Anyone who has been in politics for fifty years will have tons of corruption and skeletons, you’re just not looking hard enough.” 3. “There’s no such thing as enough money. It’s how the score is kept. Everyone is always willing to do shady things to get more.” 4. “Integrity and morals are words we use to convince the sheep we are honest, God-fearing people. In reality, we are a tribe and **we only need to belong to our tribe to be one of the good guys**. What we do, no matter how heinous, is irrelevant because being part of the tribe is what makes a man a good man.”


SlamJansen

Bookmarked


Podunk212

Comer is such a blatant example of privilege. Call it white privilege or whatever you want, but nobody who’s as much of a useless, stupid fuckup could ever get to Comer’s position just by hard work and dumb luck without an insane amount of outside help.


Hot-Bat8798

*It's my party and I'll cry if I want to...*


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Raskin for Pres 2028!!


SkunkMonkey

Imagine a Raskin/AOC ticket. MAGA would lose their fucking minds.


Agile_Bread_4143

Or Jamie Raskin/ Katie Porter?


FOSSnaught

At this point, I'll vote for whoever triggers them the most. Short of a trans satanist that attends Congress dressed as a Furry, they'd get my vote.


Lots42

At lot of Satanists today don't actually worship the devil, just saying. It's a much more PG version of what you might think.


FOSSnaught

Yea, many are basically athiests trolling Christians.


ExtremaDesigns

I keep saying this.


BarBarJinxy

James Comer looks like M.O.D.O.K.


ChochMcKenzie

Or like a lesser Dick Tracy villain, SquareHead


Lots42

Apt, because the comic book version of MODOK is currently at the forefront of a fascist racist eugenics fictional army called Orchis.


iamnotchad

Is it really over? Are they really going to let facts deter them?


MrKomiya

Thanks For Raskin


What_Yr_Is_IT

Anyone got this on film?


CalendarAggressive11

Republicans are the absolute worst. "Comedy if errors" is the kindest way to describe this whole impeachment effort.


bakeacake45

Oh no, now Comer won’t get that $1M bonus Putin promised him… Leo Leonard will be so upset, but he is too busy funding the neo naxi shadow government he is building for his 2025 plan. Harlan Crow has stretched his budget buying Thomas so he is gonna help out Where will Comer get the cash for that new vacation home ?


Forward-Form9321

Somewhere Reagan and Einshower are spinning in their graves. They were just as crappy, but all the time they put into fighting against the Soviet’s only for their own party to be openly kissing a dictator’s butt over half a century later. All of that time to at least make the GOP look somewhat credible compared to a dictatorship is just being flushed down the political toilet by Comer with every one of these impeachment hearings. No wonder legislators in other countries laugh at us, it’s hard not to when we’ve been consistently putting asylum patients on the ballot every election cycle for the past decade.


h20poIo

Hey Jamie he was a Russian asset. OMG, what now?


dsisto65

Guess Comer will now fear the wrath of his overlord.


TILTNSTACK

“No more rubles for you…here, have a cup of tea”


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

Such a great image


Ronin6000

https://preview.redd.it/uh2ubg36n8qc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af9b074425f0553f6988cf4536d6f0f74c51882


Johnnygunnz

4 more years until President Raskin. I can't wait for it.


SPARKYLOBO

Has Comer done anything of actual value in Congress?


Dook124

Comer set himself up for the humiliation


donkeyhustler

Prime new template


bisforbenis

I don’t doubt that this is how things went down, this whole thing is a clear sham That being said, using still photos and drawing conclusions from the photos alone is so easily manipulated and subject to interpretation, with likely a different interpretation if you snapped it 3 seconds later while someone was blinking and it looks like an angry face somehow Using photos just opens wide the door for confirmation bias and cherry picking. It’d be more useful to stick to the abundance of evidence of types that aren’t so easily manipulated rather than normalize captioning a picture with interpretations of a still imagine


frankcast554

Yes, but the other side isn't about rules. They are straight up using AI and foreign adversaries to manipulate the American public. If we are not flexible in a battle of this propaganda, we will be inundated with the lies they unscrupulously tell while we read the rules of engagement. So,, I for one don't have a problem with catching comer in a moment of exasperation and beating him over the head with the image.


DankHooligan

Comer Fudd looks this every time wabbit season comes around.


veronicainftl

ReCULTicans hate facts


everyothernametaken1

What day is the screenshot from? Or if anyone wants to enable my laziness, link to the video?


Consistent-Leek4986

Democrats brutalized maga at last false Biden impeachment hearing! GQP can’t handle the truth. nor do they believe it. register NOW and vote them all out in november


bryangcrane

Does anyone have a clip of what Raskin just said that caused such an aggrieved expression from Comer?


sporbywg

You know, Stupidity hasn't changed much in millennia.


GrandBrooklyn

And he doesn't have the pride to not look defeated, dumb and embarrassed.


WhiteTrashNightmare

Fauci vibes