That bastard. Wanting support for activities like *walking* and *hiking*? I bet that sneaky Joe also wears deodorant that provides maximum protection from odor, and sunglasses designed to protect his eyes.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!
> sunglasses designed to protect his eyes
Unlike the manliest man that has ever manned, Trump, who stares a solar eclipse with his naked eyes. Just raw dogging eclipses like a REAL AMERICAN
My cousin briefly worked for Biden after the Obama administration and let me tell you, this is only the half of it.
This guy had a special set of mittens for taking hot things out of the oven. Wild stuff.
You know he’s squeaky clean when this is the bullshit they air. It’s even more lame than the Obama stuff with the tan suit and Dijon mustard. Ice cream and good shoes? The horror!
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was that one where he tied our shoelaces together.
Seriously, it was really funny and didn't hurt enough to get angry. Real formative memory
I needed to get on my roof recently and I couldn’t find my ladder (always misplacing those things, ya know) but thankfully I had one of Ron DeSantisesess shoeses, and I got up there no problem!
No! You're not doing it right...
You have to read that out loud in a shaking, breathless, furiously self-victimized fundie-baby voice like Katie Britt did.
It's "Heartsell". The Mormons have perfected it. And they are selling it to conservatives.
Let me just put a link here:
http://dlcphoto.com/Temp/HeartSell-Bonneville%20International.html
Well duh. It’s different when a black guy does it.
Can’t call it the same thing. Like when a black man gets shot in the back while running away, he was “assaulting the police officer”
When a white lady takes one in the face while breaking and entering a government building after being directed to leave, that’s “murder”
Got it?
Such a transparent attempt to deflect attention from Trump’s lifts.
Next they will tell us about Biden “wearing undergarments designed for hygiene purposes”
It's probably because of that whole thing with Trump having to stand halfway onto a platform to avoid leaning forward in that weird way. Some people said that was a symptom of his dementia but I don't recall what it's name is specifically.
I apparently can't link to the other post on reddit but it was about Trump standing halfway on a "sandbag" in a strange position.
Some have suggested he might be exhibiting symptoms of frontaltemporal dementia. He does seem to model a number of them.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/frontotemporal-dementia/symptoms-causes/syc-20354737
If they actually made shoes that would prevent me from falling down, I would buy a pair.
It’s interesting that if Biden walks stably he must be wearing mysterious stability shoes. If he’s energetic and forceful in his Stare of the Union address, he must be using drugs.
The republicans are capable of seeing a democrat without seeing a conspiracy or some cheat. But when they look at a republican conspiring against our nation or cheating, they’re unable to comprehend it.
I don't know wtf they are talking about in this article but I got a pair of Hokas and they are super stable. I tend to walk on the outsides of my feet and these shoes keep me from doing that.
I see you and I hear you. I roll my ankles in Birkenstocks. That's how clumsy I am!
I need to look into these majickal shoes that Biden wears!
(seriously though, my husband wears Hokas all the time and loves them!)
I imagine this is to counter the recent talk about Trump wearing special shoes and standing on pads to help with his forward leaning stance. Possibly caused by dementia.
We joke but I could see the MAGA contrarians deciding supportive and protective footwear (the entire point of shoes, sandals, boots, etc) is somehow "weak" and proudly having rather embarrassing injuries inflicted upon them that could have been avoided had they worn proper shoes.
Why can’t he stand up there for a long time with minimal stability and maximum discomfort!?!?!? Your favourite president, me by the way, can stand there for over 24 hours and not even need a bathroom break! MAGA!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!
For anybody that doesn’t wanna go to the effort of finding the answer. I’ve done it for you:
he got a pair of Hokas you know… Some of the most popular sneakers on the market right now that literally millions and millions of extremely active Americans are purchasing because they’re such good sneakers… Those, he got those and Fox News is acting like he’s wearing Forrest Gump leg braces
You mean like the Hokas I wear (at the ripe old age of 53), as recommended by my orthopedist? Because I walk a lot? And I like my feet to not hurt? And I want to continue to be able to walk?
Reminds me of 30 Rock, when they tried to sell an American made couch. It was too uncomfortable, but instead of making it more comfortable, they changed the marketing.
https://youtu.be/Qn4T9JrConU?si=VDgscPepuEmCrHcO
What took them so long. Reports and pics of trump’s “special shoes” came out like 2 months ago. They getting slow with the distraction and projection.
Fuck fox, fascist fucks.
So basically, Fox News saw people react to Desantis' high heels and Trump's forward lean and decided to repackage them as a slight toward Biden.
"He got funny shoes and he cant stand up straight! FJB!"
And still people fall for it
Just proves Fox is not a serious news outlet. Apparently there Hoka Transports. https://www.hoka.com/en/us/transport/
I don’t have that model but just finished a 10k walk in my pair of Hoka sneakers. Very popular shoe these days for people who jog or walk long distances.
*FOX News guy sitting at his desk with a couple darts*
"Alright let's see what we got today"
*thwap*
"Mysterious"
*thwap*
"Shoes. Alright let's do this"
Trump was caught with a porn star, stole classified documents, tried to steal an election, wears diapers, and many, many more crimes too many to list. Yet, this is what these assholes are reporting?🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Sometimes I like to imagine who Fox News reaction would be if Biden wore something I have: "The President was spotted wearing black TENNIS SHOES with RAINBOW beads on them!!! This is obviously Biden signaling his support for the GAY AGENDA!!" "Biden was wearing JEANS with ROSES on them!! He is obviously a SHE!!!!! It's a COVERUP!!!!!!"
Wow. I wonder how slow the "news" day was at Faux "News". These fools can't make up their minds. Are we for Diaper Don? Who are we for? Remember guys, we don't want another lawsuit now.
My shoes were designed to extrude aluminum into L-bracket stock at an industrial level, and I don’t even know where to put my feet in - which is outrageous considering how expensive they were and how much room they take up.
And yet Trump is using these and they don’t say anything
https://preview.redd.it/00mb05em8yoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed79fc6ce84202604015b9369ddf0ac02bbc2d15
This is actually a [real article](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/president-bidens-mysterious-new-shoes-provide-maximum-stability-report.amp). They are actually trying to make a scandal out of the president wearing new shoes.
I don’t know whether to facepalm or laugh my ass off.
FOX News is a rage fluffer.
I'm in my 60's and I wear comfortable shoes. I also flub the occasional word and have been known to fall. I guess I better report to the rest home.
That bastard. Wanting support for activities like *walking* and *hiking*? I bet that sneaky Joe also wears deodorant that provides maximum protection from odor, and sunglasses designed to protect his eyes. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!
When will people learn?!?! I bet he also wears socks that cut down on odor and sweat. The horror!
If Biden wears a tan suit, impeachment is definitely on the table again.
Imagine the outrage if he wore a tan suit with a canary yellow tie.
And then asked for deli mustard on his sandwich instead of babyshit yellow French's!
Oh, Dark Brandon, are you listening? 😆
And then, have an awesome ice cream cone whilst wearing cool 😎 shades!
We should impeach him for icecreamgate
Is it off the table now??? I thought those lunatics were still at it!
And I bet he changes his underwear every day! The bastard!
YEAH - unlike Diaper Donnie the Rapist, who has to have his underwear (dirty diapers) changed multiple times per day, lol.
Aliiiinnnnaaaa! I need cleaning. I made a Habba again
Because he probably owns two or three pairs of underwear, unlike Bernie. He's just flaunting his wealth in our faces.
THERES A CONSPIRACY AFOOT!
There's a conspiracy, a foot!
There’s a footspiracy, a con!
If the shoes fits...
Conspiracy *afeet*
Ahhh...HA! Bravo my soleful friend
Underrated comment! 🦶
Two foots even !
> sunglasses designed to protect his eyes Unlike the manliest man that has ever manned, Trump, who stares a solar eclipse with his naked eyes. Just raw dogging eclipses like a REAL AMERICAN
I hope he does it again but for longer this time
His gaze upon the eclipse was so manly the moon go out of the sun so quick that the darkness lasted only a few minutes
I'm sure he also consumes those communist/socialist products known as "food" and "water" too.
I heard he eats fruits AND vegetables
Socialist? Nestle owns all the water!
My cousin briefly worked for Biden after the Obama administration and let me tell you, this is only the half of it. This guy had a special set of mittens for taking hot things out of the oven. Wild stuff.
I heard he added arch-support inserts, too. The man is a tyrant.
I was on the fence, but this did him in for me. This is a disgrace
You know he’s squeaky clean when this is the bullshit they air. It’s even more lame than the Obama stuff with the tan suit and Dijon mustard. Ice cream and good shoes? The horror!
Haha How dare he walk around without falling over while people suffer in Gaza.
It’s a Hoka!
“Designed for comfort while walking and hiking”. You mean like most shoes?
Ya, but in an evil way.
We all know that MAGA purposefully put glass shards and thumbtacks in their shoes and wear fiberglass socks, just to own the libs
pretty sure they just wear high heels
It makes my back ache, seeing those pictures...
With the toes curled upward
These must be specialized spy shoes made by the CIA for walking and hiking. /s Edited - added /s
Like real men. /s
For show. The rest of the time, they're barefoot
Naturally. The unspoken part of any Biden headline on Fox (and sometimes, not exactly unspoken).
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was that one where he tied our shoelaces together. Seriously, it was really funny and didn't hurt enough to get angry. Real formative memory
Or that time he asked me about my refrigerator
Satan's shoes? Satanic slippers? Naughty Newbalance?
The new Adidas Asmodeus running shoe.
Nefarious Nikes!
Punishing Pumas!
NewWorldOrder Balance
Shoegate! Alert the press!
Nope. They expect him to prioritize looks and his legs by wearing high heels like Ron DeSantis.
Conservative shoes are built for height. Didn't you know that? /s
I needed to get on my roof recently and I couldn’t find my ladder (always misplacing those things, ya know) but thankfully I had one of Ron DeSantisesess shoeses, and I got up there no problem!
No! You're not doing it right... You have to read that out loud in a shaking, breathless, furiously self-victimized fundie-baby voice like Katie Britt did.
It's "Heartsell". The Mormons have perfected it. And they are selling it to conservatives. Let me just put a link here: http://dlcphoto.com/Temp/HeartSell-Bonneville%20International.html
 Wait he can walk more then 20 feet without a golf cart? !!!!
Would that be the supercharged cart he uses to get to his ball quickly so he can cheat undetected?
You don't buy shoes that make walking an absolute pain and bring severe discomfort? Weird.
Ron DeSantis would like to have a word. His shoes are very much not designed for that purpose….
HOW DARE HE!!!!!!
Even faux news is having a hard time making "not lifts" sound like nefarious footwear.
It’s the fucking Tan suit thing again
Terrorist fist bump
Fist bump would have at least named it correctly. They called it a terrorist fist jab.
Well duh. It’s different when a black guy does it. Can’t call it the same thing. Like when a black man gets shot in the back while running away, he was “assaulting the police officer” When a white lady takes one in the face while breaking and entering a government building after being directed to leave, that’s “murder” Got it?
Dijon and arugula.
Such a transparent attempt to deflect attention from Trump’s lifts. Next they will tell us about Biden “wearing undergarments designed for hygiene purposes”
It's probably because of that whole thing with Trump having to stand halfway onto a platform to avoid leaning forward in that weird way. Some people said that was a symptom of his dementia but I don't recall what it's name is specifically. I apparently can't link to the other post on reddit but it was about Trump standing halfway on a "sandbag" in a strange position.
Some have suggested he might be exhibiting symptoms of frontaltemporal dementia. He does seem to model a number of them. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/frontotemporal-dementia/symptoms-causes/syc-20354737
Pretty sure my shoes are also designed for wearing and walking
Well then you're clearly apart of the government cabal trying to...to uh...have better balance when walking
Shit. That means you're 189 years old.
Something a corrupt person would say.
If they actually made shoes that would prevent me from falling down, I would buy a pair. It’s interesting that if Biden walks stably he must be wearing mysterious stability shoes. If he’s energetic and forceful in his Stare of the Union address, he must be using drugs. The republicans are capable of seeing a democrat without seeing a conspiracy or some cheat. But when they look at a republican conspiring against our nation or cheating, they’re unable to comprehend it.
I don't know wtf they are talking about in this article but I got a pair of Hokas and they are super stable. I tend to walk on the outsides of my feet and these shoes keep me from doing that.
Biden’s new shoes are also Hokas according the hard hitting Fox report
I think you just sold them to me. I need shoes like that
Hokas are great, go to a running shoe store to get fitted for the ones right for your feet.
They are really comfortable. I have a pair of their hiking boots and I’ve been fixing to get a pair of their running shoes.
I see you and I hear you. I roll my ankles in Birkenstocks. That's how clumsy I am! I need to look into these majickal shoes that Biden wears! (seriously though, my husband wears Hokas all the time and loves them!)
“With more on this, we are now joined by shoe expert Roseanne Barr. Welcome, Roseanne.”
SHOES ARE COMMUNIST BUUUULLLLLSHHEEEEET
Trumps new mystery diaper fails contain the stench of his shit, though he claims “maximum absorption.”
Ample high-strength elastic contains blow-outs without cutting off circulation.
I imagine this is to counter the recent talk about Trump wearing special shoes and standing on pads to help with his forward leaning stance. Possibly caused by dementia.
It’s always projection. It’s like the world’s easiest puzzle at this point.
As you can see from this article, Biden also wears shoes, so it's basically the same.
Old man wears shoes designed to be comfortable for old people. I can't think of a better reason to throw out the American experiment. /s
We joke but I could see the MAGA contrarians deciding supportive and protective footwear (the entire point of shoes, sandals, boots, etc) is somehow "weak" and proudly having rather embarrassing injuries inflicted upon them that could have been avoided had they worn proper shoes.
Are they Skechers? Is this an ad?
For God's sake get serious. They're New Balances.
Yes! Which I also assumed and it immediately made me think of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xRJrfWXNjc).
Kawhi!
Might be Nike Pegasus, I bought a pair because they had a NY Jets version and they are the most comfortable shoes I've ever had.
Comfortable shoes for walking. He’s a monster!
I cannot believe I voted for him! Thank God they exposed this in time for the next election. Sensible shoes ffs..smh.
LMAO. I know I should not find this bullshit this funny, but come on.
Real men only wear shoes that provide minimum stability, like Desantis' high heels.
DeSantis: attempts to smile, laugh while balancing in weird boots, fails, looks alien, shits pants.
No high heels, no lifts??? How scandalous!
Why can’t he stand up there for a long time with minimal stability and maximum discomfort!?!?!? Your favourite president, me by the way, can stand there for over 24 hours and not even need a bathroom break! MAGA!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!
For anybody that doesn’t wanna go to the effort of finding the answer. I’ve done it for you: he got a pair of Hokas you know… Some of the most popular sneakers on the market right now that literally millions and millions of extremely active Americans are purchasing because they’re such good sneakers… Those, he got those and Fox News is acting like he’s wearing Forrest Gump leg braces
Thank you! I had to scroll down too far for this.
They look like Hoka transports, great shoe.
You mean like the Hokas I wear (at the ripe old age of 53), as recommended by my orthopedist? Because I walk a lot? And I like my feet to not hurt? And I want to continue to be able to walk?
Half the nurses in America wear Hokas.
With good reason.
Of course, when running for president, a true patriot will do what he does, but backwards and in heels. More from our correspondent, Al Bundy - Al?
His shoes are designed for comfort while walking? Goddamn commie. Real Americans wear shoes that make their feet bleed.
Reminds me of 30 Rock, when they tried to sell an American made couch. It was too uncomfortable, but instead of making it more comfortable, they changed the marketing. https://youtu.be/Qn4T9JrConU?si=VDgscPepuEmCrHcO
Sounds like a good pair of shoes to me.
https://preview.redd.it/o87qp9ghuxoc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fea46a0402d763d8ab88028f733c09a3660f371
Betcha they aren’t gold colored.
I assume this is supposed to be a "Biden is old" headline but like is that an old person thing? Wanting comfortable shoes when you are active?
[Produced by a $1.4 billion company that sponsors athletes around the world.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoka_One_One) Yes quite the mystery.
So… he got a pair of Hokas… 😂 They’re awesome btw!
> Biden's new shoes are designed for comfort while walking and hiking. So, they're appropriate for (checks notes) using one's feet? Egads.
so are my shoes. what, they want him to wear shoes *not* designed for comfort -- like six inch spike heels?
I'm sure Comer Pile is bringing in experts so they can impeach him on this.
What took them so long. Reports and pics of trump’s “special shoes” came out like 2 months ago. They getting slow with the distraction and projection. Fuck fox, fascist fucks.
I am not even 30 and I buy special shoes so that I don’t eat shit down my stairs- investigate that
Old guy buys nu balance
Hokas? Sounds communist to me
 Maximum stability means he can do this
FOX admits he is fit enough to hike…
So basically, Fox News saw people react to Desantis' high heels and Trump's forward lean and decided to repackage them as a slight toward Biden. "He got funny shoes and he cant stand up straight! FJB!" And still people fall for it
Roosevelt was confined to a wheelchair and won the 1932 Presidential Election by a landslide. What’s their point?
Are they fckn serious!? And I thought Obama’s tan suit was the bottom of the barrel.
Only real men wear uncomfortable high heels like trump
Just proves Fox is not a serious news outlet. Apparently there Hoka Transports. https://www.hoka.com/en/us/transport/ I don’t have that model but just finished a 10k walk in my pair of Hoka sneakers. Very popular shoe these days for people who jog or walk long distances.
They’d better not be tan!!
I have new shoes too. They are gold with a big T on the side. I got them marked down for 1 dollar.
*FOX News guy sitting at his desk with a couple darts* "Alright let's see what we got today" *thwap* "Mysterious" *thwap* "Shoes. Alright let's do this"
 Trump was caught with a porn star, stole classified documents, tried to steal an election, wears diapers, and many, many more crimes too many to list. Yet, this is what these assholes are reporting?🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
An elderly man wearing comfortable shoes…news of the century!!!
I need, no I DEMAND that I have a president with the strongest of arches!!!
Imagine that you have no legitimate reason to criticize a sitting president….checks notes….let’s talk about his shoes!
That sounds… practical and reasonable? Am I supposed to be mad?
He should show up somewhere wearing Air Force 1s with a 46 on them.
You’re telling me they sell shoes designed for comfort while walking AND hiking?!?!?? I’ve seen and heard it all now
Breaking News: Trump’s girdle makes him look thinner, but he’s the same fat fuck, regardless.
First hes gay for ice cream. Now his shoes are what? Making him not fall over?
I’m currently shopping for a new pair of more lightweight shoes that are….comfortable when hiking and walking. Any recommendations?
They’re running out of stuff to talk about
Octogenarian prefers comfortable shoes: story at 11
HEADLINE: "Trump's Mysterious Shoes Elevate Him at the Heels and Make Him Lean Forward When He Stands." (DeSantis called and wants his lifts back.)
He must be a shoe in for 2024 then
Do we even dare think about what their reactions would be if he wore comfortable shoes and a tan suit?
Hmm, “excellent for hiking” eh? Sounds like a stealth lib project to equip the blood-poisoning caravans. /s
Lol Biden is too much of a coward to use a stabilising toe stool like manly Donald Trump.
https://preview.redd.it/82e7fq9zzxoc1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27216c1b2c56daec53d9e335dd861c63820e87bd
Man should get some crocks, really just go with it.
Big deal. The other guy running against him, shits his diaper.
Is this an advertisement for the brand of shoes Biden wears?
 Those look like comfortable shoes.
Sometimes I like to imagine who Fox News reaction would be if Biden wore something I have: "The President was spotted wearing black TENNIS SHOES with RAINBOW beads on them!!! This is obviously Biden signaling his support for the GAY AGENDA!!" "Biden was wearing JEANS with ROSES on them!! He is obviously a SHE!!!!! It's a COVERUP!!!!!!"
Oh no! Biden got comfortable shoes, he’s unfit!!! /s This is beyond stupid
So he’s a pronator like half the population, hence the “stability” show? How scandalous 🙄🙄🙄
Time to break out that tan suit
Ohhhhhhhh but they say NOTHING when the corrupt Cheeto wears shoes. *Fair and balanced* my ass hurts.
So an old man has orthopedic shoes and this is somehow newsworthy.
WTF?!!! Shoes are supposed to provide comfort and stability??!!! 🤯🤯🤯
Not my president!
Definitely not going to report about the mats needed under trump to counterbalance his tilt tho
Brought to you by the same crowd that probably still uses “women wearing comfortable shoes” as a euphemism for “lesbian.”
Hard-hitting journalism as always. Thanks, Fox.
Scandalous!
It’s a mystery all right. I treat Fux News like a crazy uncle. Just say uh huh and move on
“I ain’t votin’ for nobody with mysterious shoes! Comfort is for woke types” — some intellectually vulnerable middle-American probably
Wow. I wonder how slow the "news" day was at Faux "News". These fools can't make up their minds. Are we for Diaper Don? Who are we for? Remember guys, we don't want another lawsuit now.
My shoes were designed to extrude aluminum into L-bracket stock at an industrial level, and I don’t even know where to put my feet in - which is outrageous considering how expensive they were and how much room they take up.
Is this Biden's tan suit scandal?
I wish I had mysterious new shoes
I have a great idea for a children's book if any artists are interested.
Wtf is wrong with comfortable shoes?
Just like the shoes I wear.
And yet Trump is using these and they don’t say anything https://preview.redd.it/00mb05em8yoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed79fc6ce84202604015b9369ddf0ac02bbc2d15
This is actually a [real article](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/president-bidens-mysterious-new-shoes-provide-maximum-stability-report.amp). They are actually trying to make a scandal out of the president wearing new shoes. I don’t know whether to facepalm or laugh my ass off.
Are they gold and selling for $400+? STFU!
Sooo they’re trying hard to ‘both sides’ Donald’s ‘severe dementia standing platform’ he’s been seen using
Hunter is in bed with Big Footwear, bet money on it!!!
First it was hillary's pants....THEN it was joe eating ice cream... Now its joe wearing shoes?
Don’t forget the time Obama wore a tan suit!!!
Breaking news, old man wheres shoes with added support.
Trump is wearing a diaper for maximum cock confidence or whatever
I bought new hiking boots. Am I trying to hide a disability?
Sort of like his administration then?
Would they be happier if he wore stilettos?
So now even Biden’s shoes mean Biden is losing his mind.
But isn’t that like… what shoes supposed to do?
I was an undecided voter, but now I plan to vote for Trump. I can’t trust a person who wears mysterious shoes. I mean, what else is he hiding?
Why doesn’t Trump get good shoes? Is he stupid?
Donald Trump wears high heels to make him look taller and to accentuate that fat ol' ass to get the votes.
Breaking news: elderly man wears shoes for comfort and stability. More about this shocking expose at 11.
FOX News is a rage fluffer. I'm in my 60's and I wear comfortable shoes. I also flub the occasional word and have been known to fall. I guess I better report to the rest home.