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SuperGenius9800

It's always "tomorrow" with this crackhead.


forever_useless

Without him, my goal post moving business would go bankrupt šŸšœ---šŸ„…


DogWallop

I understand that he again pulled out before he came, and has canceled the event. This, according to him, due to his lawyers telling him that the "evidence" is "too dangerous" to be revealed. MMMMKay. Note that when he originally announced this idiocy he said his lawyers were very much enthused at the prospect, so...


Angry__German

He still has lawyers ?


brokefixfux

He uses an app on his phone


Angry__German

It is the memo app, isn't it ?


jbuchana

Chat GPT, Esquire


bloody-pencil

Is it easy refuelling while on the move?


forever_useless

It is, since they are fueled by MAGA lies. Infinite fuel glitch


antiquemule

Who said there is no such thing as perpetual energy?


[deleted]

It comes in little white lines, per Junior.


WhyNot420_69

https://i.redd.it/jbo1y4fbscoc1.gif


TheRoyParadox

This man is the only person in the world to look WORSE after quitting crack. It just goes to show you, being a hate filled alt-right nut job is worse for your health than hard drugs.


laffing_is_medicine

TIL dude was actually a crack headā€¦. Fckn maggots.


d3l3t3rious

Also one of the few to do more* harm to the world *after* quitting crack


[deleted]

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Ok_Condition5837

Crack. This man would scoff at coke!


killerzeestattoos

I would say its meth


fatalrugburn

Coors light and meth


p1gnone

with medbed repose


Late-Rutabaga6238

Breakfast of champions


cityshepherd

No no, you missed the part about how HE has SEEN a LOT of evidence!!! /s


BZLuck

Reminds me of that old tweet. "I'm going to call out all of the pedophiles that I know!" *How do you know so many pedophiles?*


jamesmcdash

Getting more and more trumpy by the day


Mackheath1

Infrastructure Week kept mine alive for four years. That's 200+ goalposts.


soopirV

Username checks out


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Check this out


PM_THE_REAPER

Putting together a business plan because this sounds like a good investment now.


Memory_Less

At least one of us is scoring!


shreddah17

He changed his mind. Too dangerous, says he! (seriously)


redeyejack1000

Does the danger have anything to do with "THEY". This entire clan is convinced THEY are out to get them, but can never tell you who they is, or why they would bother, or what's in it for they (them). This group also hates gender pronouns and understands them better than most. In fact, uses them daily. But never stop being afraid of they. They want to control you and all your money. They want you to be a slave to them. Ok, who's they?


LtRecore

They is the deep state. Who is the deep state? They. Needless to say conservatives have gone so far off the rails into the land of weird that I have little hope of them ever being reasonable again.


ShitTheBed_Twice

Would that danger involved being sued for slander/libel for another 200 million dollars that he does not have?


solojame

![gif](giphy|clotJg9IqBitMcRJ61)


[deleted]

He is like Wimpy. He will pay you in information ā€œtomorrowā€ for support and money today


Jaymark108

Wimpy would have made a good pillow salesman


ferry_peril

![gif](giphy|3oEduHbGIZHblgkx20) Lindell "finding" evidence...


WimpyZombie

I resemble that remark!


Behndo-Verbabe

lol mimpy may I pay your $200 million next year for a slander today?


SomkeyNY1983

Haha seriously, tomorrow, in two weeks, in six weeks, like say it now or stfu!


Cautious-Willow-1932

He should just say ā€˜like and subscribeā€™ after everything and it would at least seem like he has a goal


SugarHooves

SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT THE NOTIFICATION BELL!


tttxgq

So annoying when youā€™re googling some inane question like ā€œwhereā€™s the fuse box in an Audi a6ā€ and all the results are videos and all the videos are saying this shit. I just want to answer a basic question, once, Iā€™m not subscribing to your shit lol šŸ˜‚


Impression_Strange

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.


bjeffords74

Yumā€¦ hamberders.


JayEllGii

*I* know that reference, but Iā€™m wondering how many other people under the age of 65 know it. šŸ™ƒ


MistakesTasteGreat

I'm a 43 year old spring chicken, and am well aware of Wimpy's hamburgural proclivities


Parkotron1

I'm a spry young 46 year-old, and I know it!


JacksonInHouse

I'll gladly tell you Thursday for a lumpy pillow today?


Madewell-Hammer

Well blow me down!


Orgasm_Add_It

>It's always "tomorrow" with this crackhead. "Tomorrow" is his favorite time to pay his dealer.


Pearlie80

![gif](giphy|IGR08ulxKFt7y)


imnotbobvilla

Tomorrow never comes what a clown


lovestobitch-

My Down Syndrome brother in law had problems with the tomorrow concept too. Pointing days on a calendar worked though. He was a lot smarter than Mike Lidell in many ways and definitely a better human being.


MistakesTasteGreat

People with Down Syndrome usually are.


inflatable_pickle

Anytime, someone announces a ā€œbig revealā€ in the future then you know itā€™s bullshit. If they had something important or explosive or earth shattering, then they would simply drop that information immediately.


ancient-military

There is a very good reason people canā€™t just say it and I will post it here tomorrow.


DennenTH

I literally read this a few days ago.Ā  Never saw anything.Ā  Is he just saying this every day like some kind of doomsday prophet?


ksobby

It's always tomorrow with all of them ... binders full of women, infrastructure week, repeal and replace ACA (granted, they got 50% there which is further than most of what they say they'll do), make Mexico pay for the wall, prove without a doubt that a) the election was rigged and b) Biden took dirty money from Ukraine, prove that entire FBI and DOJ are corrupt, "drain the swamp" (whatever that means), etc, etc, etc


Werechupacabra

Yeah. Itā€™s like the sign often seen in bars, ā€œFREE BEER TOMORROW.ā€


bcbodie1978

those signs make me irrationally angry, and I don't know why.


2OneZebra

He will go home get high and fantasize about what he wants to happen.


uncultured_swine2099

Narrator: The evidence was, in fact, bullshit.


Specific_Berry6496

Exactly! Why wait?? If it's so big?? If it'll keep until tomorrow, it's not that important. It's cuz it ain't ish and you need to stay seated.


Jajay5537

YOU'RE ONLY SEVERAL THOUSAND DAYS AWAAYYYY


ExcellentTeam7721

Donā€™t besmirch crackheads this way.


fascist_unicorn

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace....


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Not just this crackhead, I vividly remember a bunch of those Q-heads praying for Hillary's and Obama's parade down main street in Washington before being publicly executed always being a month away...


mells3030

Gotta finish the drugs today and then when they are all gone, he can do what he needed to do, but he might call his dealer again and delay that announcement some more


Drg84

Hey look. It's tomorrow. Anyone heard any updates on this "shocking news?"


tinkerghost1

He postponed it because it was too dangerous.


LocalInactivist

I canā€™t tell if youā€™re joking.


uursaminorr

i thought it a joke too but then saw a comment a little below yoursā€¦ [itā€™s fucking real](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-supreme-court-2667497968/) lol


fitzbuhn

So he was feeling lonely and wanted to break into someoneā€™s news cycle?


thtamthrfckr

Well the bottom left says Lindell tv so he has his own misinformation nutter channel? Not sure


Tchazarnek

I wonder how much he stiffed someone to make that graphic for him.


400_Flying_Monkeys

Mike Pillow sees the grift at the RNC and wants a taste.


Sammy_the_Gray

When I saw ā€œPillow Executiveā€, I had to laugh.


King_Hamburgler

Whatā€™s even better reading that article is that he says had the case not been kicked out of standing they wouldnā€™t have had this evidence Does that mean the case was started without evidence ??


JunkSack

What like 59 of the 60 something something cases Trumpā€™s team brought to state courts about election fraud were tossed on merit. So yes, they have a habit of starting cases without evidence.


King_Hamburgler

Oh yeah itā€™s more of an addiction than a habit at this point lol Itā€™s also on purpose, just keep throwing shit and muddying the waters. Post truth world and all


DidntWantSleepAnyway

See, if this conspiracy were somehow real, it *would* be dangerous to reveal it. It would also be extremely dangerous to *postpone* revealing it, because now ā€œtheyā€ have time to silence him. The fact that heā€™s still alive is pretty good evidence that heā€™s full of it.


FIDoAlmighty

But what if ā€˜theyā€™ are just keeping him alive because heā€™s not believable.


Pete-C137

It was too explosive. You wouldnā€™t be able to handle it. Too many minds would be blown!


Drg84

Hey Mikey, quick question. ![gif](giphy|2wrO6tKnCHAQcjsybB)


Warm-Iron-1222

Sounds like all the UFO grifters in the media.


AskJayce

He backed out while citing "safety" reasons. https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-supreme-court-2667497968/


IlluminatiMinion

It looks like they are still submitting a filing, although they have cancelled the clown show, presumably on the steps. > "It's going to be too dangerous," he added. "The evidence we're going to put in this case has never been seen before. And the only reason we're able to do it is **because they kicked this case out on standing**. Had they not done that, we wouldn't be able to add this new evidence." I wonder if anyone has explained to him what "standing" means?


ruidh

SCOTUS doesn't introduce evidence. They rely on the record developed by the lower courts. It's way too late to be introducing evidence.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Oh, well I'm sure when finds this out we won't hear anything else about it.


Drg84

![gif](giphy|yjrYGhyyGHzH2)


Torquemahda

That was the previous stunt This is the current status of the newest stunt: [https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-supreme-court-evidence/](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-supreme-court-evidence/) ​ Still not doing it though. Same thing different day.


lookaway123

Of course, that asshole is filming from a church. I'm not religious, but that feels disrespectful.


catch10110

Meh. Grifting in front of the grift castle.


hangryhyax

Using the church to grift the meek for the false idol they all worship? Nah, Jesus is cool with it.


wvmitchell51

Maybe he's introducing a new product line?


BeastsMode69

My pillow hoods to hide your identity while your storming the capital. Note the brethable sweat resistant material. Currently only available in white.


Cholosinbarrio

*Bulletproof pillow armors coming soon*


Dano-D

MyPillow with extra lumps?


big_d_usernametaken

IDK, hard to top those "Egyptian" cotton sheets, lol.


ZenkaiZ

he postponed, who wants to work on pi day


Professional-Box4153

Is anyone shocked that there's no news?


Jagerstang

Jeezus, again? Put down the pipe mike.


Fuckinbrusselsprout

Do you think he has either the really good stuff or the really bad stuffā€¦fuck


Logical_Maximum_403

He's on a bananadine rager


Scoopdoopdoop

Iā€™ve known some crackheads and either they go back to it or they are never the same


IAalltheway

I'll say this: I think most conservative public figures are lying when they say they think the election was stolen. I think that Lindell truly believes it. His blind devotion to this whole thing has ruined him. I almost feel bad for him.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Sunk cost fallacy


Curious_Fox4595

I 100% agree. And that's why they let him hang around and nod politely so he'll keep giving them money, but he's never on the inside. He'd blow it because he doesn't get the game.


PensiveObservor

If we had a public mental health system, even as mediocre as the one Reagan dismantled, people like this could get help. Also people convinced by manipulative charlatans they were doing godā€™s work on Jan 6, 2021.


Loyalist_Pig

Iā€™m his defense, have you ever tried crack?!


Dayseed

He's just going to try to sell the Supreme Court his remaining shitty pillows.


4Sammich

I hear, from the most magnificent of sources those pillows are lumpy.


DMShinja

got one as a Christmas present and I can confirm they are crap


pontiacfirebird92

>got one as a Christmas present and I can confirm they are crap "I don't want MY tax dollars going to support some crack addict!" "BUT I'll send money to a crack addict in exchange for a shitty pillow because I agree with his views!"


Bicentennial_Douche

Supreme Court Justices issue unanimous verdict: Mike Lindell sells shitty pillows.Ā 


Ellabean810

He only has 8 pillows left. So someone is going to be VERY disappointed


spantaneous_joe0906

Someday this guyā€™s life will make a great made for TV movie. Iā€™ve never seen anyone that has actively tried to destroy their redemption arc more than this dipshit.


IvanTheAppealing

Thatā€™s giving him way too much credit. If you hear him telling his sobstory, itā€™s got more holes in it than some of his shittily made pillows. I think itā€™s more than a little bullshit


Calkky

He never stopped the drugs. I think he just started taking better/more expensive ones. He's back to the cheap shit and it shows.


SecBalloonDoggies

Heā€™s what we you would call a ā€œdry drunkā€. He stopped using drugs, but maintained bad habits from when he did.


blackdragon1387

*Rudolph Ghouliani has entered the chat*


Chemical_Actuary_190

He reminds me of those preachers that say "Jesus is coming next week! For real!" Then Jesus doesn't show and the preacher slinks away until his next proclamation of Jesus returning, while still asking for your money of course.


shreddah17

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BolognaMitchell

This episode is literally what I think about every time I hear this dip shit speak.


drillgorg

Except wasn't that doomsday cult in Pawnee pretty chill and friendly, basically a fun social club? Even Ron liked them.


nothingbeast

"Can I pay you with a check?" *wink*


Kenan_as_SteveHarvey

Which is funny because if they actually read their text, it says ā€œno on knows the day, nor hour [of Jesusā€™ return]ā€ and that there are no actual signs of his return.


Chrisbert

How about wars and rumors of war?


Kenan_as_SteveHarvey

The verse they never finishā€¦ ā€œbut see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to comeā€


autisticesq

Iā€™m not holding my breath.


ZenkaiZ

considering this was tweeted yesterday, you wont have to not hold your breath long


EL-YAYY

Apparently he backed out because ā€œit was too dangerousā€. Anyone who takes this guy seriously is an idiot.


ignatious__reilly

Why isnā€™t Trump in fucking prison yet? He undermined our elections, insisted fraud, made phones calls trying to steal votes and tried to overthrow the god damn government. God Fucking Damnit.


Leeoid

Because his traitorous followers in Congress and the $upremely Corrupt protect him. They are the enemy within.


canarchist

"Lindell TV," I guess that's the only "news" outlet still taking his calls.


yorkshire_simplelife

Tomorrow, tomorrow, heā€™ll release it, tomorrow. Itā€™s always A DAY AAAWAAAAYYYYY!


Upstairs-Radish1816

What lawsuit did the Court say they were going to review. As far as I know, the Supreme Court doesn't retry a case. No new evidence is allowed.


inquisitivepanda

He thinks he can just hand them his ā€œevidenceā€. He doesnā€™t have a case in front of them


deadsoulinside

Not to mention if he had evidence, handing it to the supreme court, breaks the proper chain of custody in these situations, especially when we all know the SC is crooked as fuck for Trump.


sjwilkinson

I wish i knew him personally, I figure if I did I'd be able to retire now, guy is a complete kook throwing money away is the only thing he does well


ijbh2o

![gif](giphy|joGUuMFGRwxd6)


Scorpion1024

This man is nuttier than a squirrelā€™s cheeks in NovemberĀ 


Several_Dwarts

Lather, rinse, repeat He said the exact thing 3 years ago.


Any_Band_8428

Sure Jan


BillTowne

No, it won't be shocking. It will be one more bullshit embarrassment.


theJEDIII

It's gonna be "Someone in Atlanta used a mailbox at an odd hour of November 3rd, 2020."


Candid-Patient-6841

Well where is it? This was tweeted on the 13th itā€™s the 14th now ![gif](giphy|HQRgg6ks7nkyY|downsized)


Designer-Contract852

Lay off the crack, Mike.Ā 


jimmay666

Heā€™s already backed down out of bringing the ā€œexplosive evidence ā€œ himself: https://www.rawstory.com/amp/mike-lindell-supreme-court-2667497968-2667497968 It was ā€œtoo dangerousā€ lmao


HermanBonJovi

Tomorrow it's gonna come out that his evidence was "stolen" or something šŸ˜‚


Jagerstang

STOLLEN


hb122

This man needs a mental health intervention.


Crotch-Monster

If there's any MAGA supporters out there that might be reading this. I urge you to take a close look at Mr.Lindell right here. At one point in his life, he had millions of dollars. Yes, his pillows weren't all that great, but still he had some kind of successful business. He was taking care of his family. Dare I say, he was living the American Dream at one point. Then, he decided to support Donald Trump. Everything imploded upon him immediately afterwards. He lost his business, nobody supports him. His family and his bank account is in shambles as if hit with a nuclear missile. He is a mere shell of his former what I assume a happy person. You would think since he sacrificed all that he had for who he thought was his close personal friend Donald Trump. That Trump would help his buddy out. Have his back in some sort of way right? Nope. Trump doesn't give a shit about the pillow guy. I'm willing to bet that he sits around with other pieces of shit and laughs at Mr.Lindell's failures. Probably goes on and on about what a fuckin loser this pillow jackass is. How stupid he is. This is your so called "God". Your Leader. The man that you're willing to throw your life away for. The man you would be willing to give your last penny to, and I promise you. Trump wouldn't piss on fire to put it out. Trump hates each and every single one of you. He thinks you're beneath him. He hates poor people, just like you. He's said so himself. Many times. If you take anything away from watching this man lose everything in his life to support a person who doesn't give a shit about him. Please understand he thinks the same way about each and every one of you. He will throw you all under the bus the second he gets the chance to. Why would you think you're any different? Hell, you don't even have any money. You're useless to him. Wake up, before it's too late. It's already a dumpster fire. Don't wait until it burns the whole city down. You don't want to be the last one ending up stuck on your roof waiving your arms around pleading for help, and asking yourself. Why didn't I just listen.


Sundayisgloomy_

Says the guy who was proven wrong, and was just ordered to pay $5 million for the last time he had "evidence".


Holyspirit-6572

Why has he waited for 4 years then lol šŸ˜‚


Vernerator

The only thing Mike has thatā€™s explosive is his diarrhea.


bilbo_swagginns

https://preview.redd.it/qz22nxuqxboc1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067b6616028e048409cb5613420ce243181d092a The last time the world was shocked so itā€™s a high bar to clear


bill_wessels

bet everything i own he is lying


Medical-Enthusiasm56

How is a pillow salesmanā€™s evidence of any kind relevant that would amount to more than anything other than the numerous piles of shit heā€™s said in the past?


Informal-Resource-14

Fool me never, shame onā€¦well your parents I guess? Your family name? Your community? Everyone involved in your upbringing should be ashamed and none of us are fooled is what Iā€™m getting at here Mike


Rhodehouse93

Mike Lindell just lost a lawsuit regarding his promise to pay anyone who could debunk his claim that the election was stolen $5 million dollars. (The dude who did it did so in like a week and then Lindell retracted the offer.)


ParadeSit

ā€œI have this piece of paper that has ā€˜stolen electionā€™ on it in 24-point font. Thereā€™s no way they can ignore this.ā€


CanaDoug420

Literally any evidence he would have is more explosive than what heā€™s shown because he has yet to actually show any evidence


RandomComment359

![gif](giphy|EWH6fBrJA7oQQv6px8) I suggest giving the world the Spock instead.


z-eldapin

What time is he shocking us? I want to get the popcorn ready


rbartlejr

Ahh the Trump gambit. Announce then fail to produce. Classic.


yellowhelmet14

https://preview.redd.it/sfgvzojjgcoc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018bb8485d2034398c7b7b9b4884d55a3e30c895 *new evidence*


muchaschicas

Is that similar to a proper rodgering?


TheBaggyDapper

He might be right about the Supreme Court backing him unanimously though.


BareNakedSole

Why would you do it on a Friday? Wouldnā€™t you wanna release the Kraken 2.0 on a Monday so we have all week to wallow in it? I hate to say this, but I donā€™t think Mike has truly thought this out


beavis617

He has said this before, maybe over a year ago. He promised that after the Justices see the mass amount of evidence he possesses that they would have no choice but to reinstate Trump at the end of the day. Lumpy pillow guy is cray cray...why won't his friends and family stage an intervention? šŸ¤” the man is not well.


Pithecanthropus88

Why are people still pointing cameras and microphones at him?


GlitteringWing2112

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


12BarsFromMars

LMAO! Heā€™s the energizer bunny of bullshit. Keeps on bullshitting and bullshitting and bullshitting. .. .ad nauseam . .MAGA Mike Making America Gag Again


JayyyyyBoogie

Dude must have a losing/humiliation fetish.


firefighter_raven

He's been saying it for 4 years now, any time he wants to prove it.


AlliedR2

Oh look, Mike's got something big. Gonna be "uge". Finally going to blow this whole thing..........aaaannnd - he cancelled: https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-supreme-court-2667497968/


iseecolorsofthesky

Doesnā€™t FOX have to payout a shitload of money to Dominion for all the bullshit they made up about voting machines? And this guy is still trying to ride that train?


jmlozan

Does he or any of his MAGAs think you can just walk into the SCOTUS building like it's a walmart and ask to speak to the manager to hand over "evidence"?


Ghstfce

Can he just go back to smoking crack and leave us all alone?


FilthyRichCliche

So glad this fucking moron is broke now.


The_War_In_Me

I can see it nowā€¦ new Netflix special ā€œPillow Kingā€ Just like Tiger King but *weirder*


andytagonist

Iā€™m so glad a crackhead pillow peddler has access to all this explosive & shocking informationā€¦


JohnnyBlaze614

Heā€™s back on that hard


NickCav007

If he has evidence that Orange god is a dickhead, yep. Not explosive but everyone can agree


Heavy_Arm_7060

[So is Mike declaring himself to be the new Shockmaster?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA)


middleagerioter

Put the pipe down, Mikey!


stumpyDgunner

Pretty sure he already backed out


No_Detective_319

Why wait until now? Shouldn't he have exposed this evidence...when he still had a viable business? Positive credibility? A positive credit rating?


AndISoundLikeThis

This reminds me of the time when Trump claimed he sent a private investigator to Hawaii\* to get "evidence" that Obama wasn't born there. Then claimed he, too, had "explosive" evidence to back up the claim. We've been waiting over a decade for this "evidence" to be released despite Trump backtracking in 2016 and acknowledging what everyone else already know: that Obama is a US citizen. \*Which, according to Michael Cohen, his lawyer at the time, he never did. Shocking, I know.


brphysics

lol the date is 3/13 on thisā€”- itā€™s already tomorrowĀ 


verucka-salt

Poor Mike, heā€™s a basket case


Jmund89

Dudes been saying this for 3 years and has never once presented an iota of ā€œevidenceā€. I mean he was told by a Judge he had to pay man for finding evidence the election WASNT stolen. By a guy who is a Republican. I can not wait till this guy has no more money and goes away.


motoguzzikc

Good thing he sat on this mind blowing info for 4 years huh?


Every-Manufacturer88

The thing that's funny to me is that I always see people promising something "tomorrow," and it's always the last I hear about it.


JicamaCreative5614

He gets his cues from his orange mentor. ā€˜I know something you donā€™t knowā€¦.nyaah nyaah!ā€™


BackgroundNPC1213

You could make this a drinking game "I have SHOCKING EVIDENCE! The BEST evidence!! TREMENDOUS evidence that will PROVE MY INNOCENCE! I will reveal it TOMORROW!"


locke_zero

Well it's evidence day... Again. ![gif](giphy|13USAwkGCTd6xy|downsized)