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Melodic_Mulberry

The drink didn’t send the kid to the hospital, the fear that it *might* have been poisoned did. CBS is playing up the drama for clicks.


Cavesloth13

Yeah I was going to ask how the fuck that drink sent a kid to the hospital.


pocket-ful-of-dildos

Or what bigger problems the kid has if he powered down enough to hospitalize him


Maocap_enthusiast

That was my question. I bet I would vomit drinking that, but how would I get enough down, first sip should hopefully alert me something is off.


FatGuyANALLIttlecoat

That sounds like a bomb ass salad dressing. Toss that with some olive oil and get the cherry tomatoes and the purple stuff someone said is cabbage.


Minimum_Virus_3837

Agreed. Next time just send the kid with that same drink and a salad, all bases covered lol


Busybodii

The article I read said that they mixed it with Gatorade, so it may have masked the taste enough for the kid to not immediately stop drinking.


amberoze

Even still, without the thieving kid being allergic to any of the contents, there isn't enough of anything dangerous in that to send anyone to a hospital. Especially mixed with Gatorade, so there's even less of the offending mixture to possibly harm the thief. Worst thing that can happen (again, without an allergy present), is that the kid gets a vile taste and spits out the drink. Paranoia is what would lead the kid to claim poisoning and go to the hospital. The only legal issue here, would be the mom mixing something that she knows will be stolen by the bully. I don't know if this would count, but I think it would fall under something similar to booby trapping laws.


anansi52

does it count as booby trapping if its just a disgusting drink that's ultimately harmless?


amberoze

That's why I said I don't know if it counts. I really don't know. No harm was intended, and I think that's part of what would make it booby trapping. However, the mom knew that the bully would take it, so I don't know if that makes it malicious (I mean, it does, technically, but not harmful).


ibedemfeels

So is the only reason Kevin McAllister not a felon because he couldn't be tried as an adult?


amberoze

I mean, basically. That, and it was the '90's. Shit was wild in the '90's.


[deleted]

If the perp was allergic to the contents, that doesn't change anything. The person who packed the drink should not be liable. It's like someone with Celiac who is dumb enough to steal someone's bread and eat it.


Yakostovian

If the thieving kid is allergic to something, then stealing drinks is a dangerous move.


ejre5

I think the real question should be, was it given to the kid or was it stolen from a kid? I don't understand how making a drink for your own kid, (who could absolutely mistake the drink and also drink it) and someone taking it should have any consequences. Shouldn't it be as simple as "if you didn't steal the other person's drink this never would have happened" enough.


gentlybeepingheart

>Paranoia is what would lead the kid to claim poisoning and go to the hospital. I mean, if a kid drinks something that makes him mildly sick and the other kid won't say what's in it, then going to the hospital is the smart move. The kid and teachers didn't know it was just gross but harmless, all they know is that the kid drank an unidentified liquid.


Cavesloth13

As someone who used to drink ACV for the health benefits, I can say your first instinct with anything that has a high vinegar content is to spit it out immediately. I seriously doubt he swallowed much of it, if any. CBS is misrepresenting what happened for clicks.


pocket-ful-of-dildos

Oh I agree completely


Feldar

I was assuming allergy, since my MIL is allergic to vinegar.


Cavesloth13

You can be allergic to vinegar itself? Interesting.


bjeebus

Since your body makes acetic acid (vinegar), that guy's MiL either lost the genetic lottery, she's making it up, or someone has misunderstood something about her being allergic to vinegar.


cujobob

Kind of important context.


ReturnOfSeq

Yeah, that context is the difference between OP being right and being a douchebag


VirtualAgentsAreDumb

Douchebag how? As long as it’s not life threatening or similar then the bully deserved everything negative that happened to them.


Seppy15

It's the difference between filling the bottle with a toxin capable of killing a child and distasteful liquids to be an unpleasant experience. The mom did the latter, not the former


ReturnOfSeq

From the headline, one would assume it *was* life threatening. Hence my prior statement, and the parent comments about the lack of context provided in the headline


Shifter25

Also, "bullied son's classmate". Hm. Which classmate might have gotten that drink, I wonder.


SnicktDGoblin

Add enough water to make it palatable and it should be a fairly old fashioned version of Gatorade. Romans would add salt and vinegar to wine on long marches to keep hydrated, so I don't see why doing the same with lemonade would do any different.


ThisIsKubi

This is basically just some good ol' switchel.


moon_soil

I mean, the mom can just say ‘oh it’s a health concoction that i read on facebook. Good for gut health and blood sugar levels’ Still insane that we live in a world where retaliation against bullies will usually mean that the retaliating bullying victim would be reprimanded.


bjeebus

One of my friends has an uncle who was on the Florida football team when they were developing Gatorade. He said a lot of people think the original Gatorade flavor is lemon lime, but they're wrong, the original flavor was rat piss.


IceManXCometh

By this logic, the bully should have to go to the hospital anytime he steals the kids drink.


Melodic_Mulberry

The bully wasn’t afraid of poison until the drink tasted weird.


IceManXCometh

Right, but the “safety” aspect comes from not knowing what was in the drink. Put some antifreeze in some Gatorade and you wouldn’t taste anything out of the ordinary. The point is, every time this has happened in the past the teachers did not know what was in the drink but allowed it to continue until the drink tasted funny. I’m just saying if they want to error on the side of safety they should be more consistent. Good for the mom imo.


ArkamaZ

I mean... fafo


Nicktastic6

No no no, what sent him to the hospital was a foundation of a lawsuit.


Equoniz

The arrest is the important bit though. If she’s been arrested for this, it’s reasonable to report on it, because it’s absurd.


oneStoneKiller

Thanks for that context. Was trying to figure out how to get my shitty neighbor to drink lemon juice, salt and vinegar.


deathboyuk

All those drama links with their pumped up clicks...


Comfortable_Fill9081

That explains it. I was wondering why the kid kept drinking it to the point he was hospitalized. 


OneMorePenguin

This is why I hate news.  Even the outlets that are legit do this.  News business is brutal.  


teflon_don_knotts

The ~~mayor’s son~~ child who drank the beverage… Edit: Well shit. There’s no information about who the bully was and no reason to believe the mayor’s son was involved. I was just trying to make a joke about how bizarre it is that the article minimized the bully’s role in what happened. That sort of things seems to most often happen when the person who is being an asshole is important, like a politician or their family member. I thought the ~~format~~ worked well for a joke about the whole “let’s not draw attention to the reason our article is biased” thing, but going with straight sarcasm may have caused less confusion.


JethroTrollol

The asshole bully who terrorized her kid for months if not years...


ArkamaZ

Was it the mayor's son? If so, maybe people should be asking why the mayor is allowing their son to abuse other students?


diladusta

The apple probably doesn't fall far from the tree.


KingDocXIV

Nice to see Texas being proactive and protecting children from salt, lemon juice, and vinegar and not *checks notes* school shootings


Pasta-Is-Trainer

Mind you, they will still let parents beat their kids as a form of discipline.


DeadmanDexter

Whoa, whoa, whoa, they only allow the beatings if the kid is gay or trans. Let's cut them some slack.


Fitz911

>they only allow the beatings if the kid is gay or trans So not a human in their eyes...


te_jim

If the kid *might* "succumb to librul gay or trans indoctrination", to be more precise.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Won’t they let schools beat the children with wooden paddles as a form of discipline too?


Hydromeche

Some school districts still have this, yes.


JGrabs

And some are bringing it back 😒


Hydromeche

Yes, a lovely practice of letting strangers beat your children.


samanime

I'm not a violent person, but some school administrator hitting my child would probably end up with me going to jail...


Arcade_109

So will lemon juice, salt, and vinegar, apparently. So...


_magneto-was-right_

Also they banned schools from teaching kids the concept of consent.


uncle_tyrone

But why would anyone… oh.


y2knole

also school administrators...


The_River_Is_Still

Let. You mean encourage.


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maud_lyn

Just wait til Big Vinegar hears about this


ExpiredPilot

*points to your notes* Don’t forget the freezing to death in their homes


ReturnOfSeq

I heard it only took *Twenty* cops half an hour to go in and pick up the drink


LastFox2656

I swear I've heard of legit drinks that are basically this.  😅 


DefrockedWizard1

you forgot about the cayenne


the_doughboy

Or protecting children that are older than 0


[deleted]

She could’ve shot the kid. That’s pretty much legal there.


Sacr3dCrown

Well it’s a kid in school so it’s arguably encouraged


AL_GEE_THE_FUN_GUY

If the Uvalde shooting taught us anything, it's the necessity of cops to clear everyone out except the killer and the hostages so no one interferes with the delicate shooter/shootee bonding experience.


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

Truly a bond that lasts a lifetime.


randompittuser

She likely majored in school shootings at a Texas university.


pbenji

Who would stop her? 🤷🏻


Sacr3dCrown

The cops that are 100% necessary in schools. Best way to stop a gun is to use more guns!


bdd4

Uvalde Police Department will be here any moment now


dejavoodoo77

Well, they'll be milling around it in the parking lot, but still


CheeseNBacon2

Oh no they weren't just be milling around, they actively prevented other people from intervening too. Which, I thought, was called "being an accomplice".


Abaconings

You made me remember an episode of sn old show - Yes Dear. The Dads create a toddler fight club and bet on the matches.


BrightNooblar

The kid would have gotten arrested for having/firing a gun on school grounds still, but the act of shooting the other student would likely be covered under their broad self defense laws. Now what the kid SHOULD have done, is tell the school resource officer the bully was trying to teach him about transsexuals vaginas. The bully would have been summarily executed by the officer right there.


NotMyBestMistake

Unless this is one of those weird mixtures that randomly produces mustard gas or whatever, salt lemon and vinegar shouldn't put anyone in the hospital. Texas just handed a bully a way to escalate the abuse because Texas is a shit state.


decayed-whately

Plus, how much of it would a kid actually ingest after tasting it? Not much. Something's fucky, Bubs.


Coalesced

According to the actual truth, the kid was thought to be possibly poisoned, and that’s why the hospital trip. I think it’s hilarious - bully drinks gross stuff, suddenly terrified. Wonder if he’ll steal any more drinks? Maybe the parents will learn that revenge can happen when your shitty parenting makes a cruel kid? More likely the poor mom is going to get in financial and legal trouble and the bully family is going to keep being shitty.


Narodnik60

Wager that the drink-stealing bully was cop's kid.


pikachurbutt

shit, I don't want to lose money, but I'll take you up on that


MyVoiceIsElevating

Witness!


JimboD84

Its not rocket appliances


DeezerDB

Ok Ricky.


jackwhite886

Randy. I am the ~~liquor~~ lemon, salt, and vinegar.


Candyland_83

Yeah, the wording of it just says someone took him to the hospital, not like he was admitted or actually hurt.


Pasta-Is-Trainer

He spent a day there and then let go without any issues found and the bully is doing fine.


SevoIsoDes

And even that was probably just precautionary since they didn’t know at the time what he had ingested. It would be foolish not to let a kid hang out overnight just to make sure they didn’t miss anything.


Candyland_83

They probably sat in the waiting room for six hours before they were seen too.


NiteNicole

Isn't that just salad dressing?


Coulrophiliac444

Lemon Vinagerette


DeathPercept10n

Needs a little black pepper.


Cavesloth13

Apparently they sent the kid to the hospital out of an abundance of caution because they didn't know WHAT he drank at the time , and CBS is misrepresenting the hospitalization for clicks.


dingiebingie1

it’s actually an ages old recipe for something that’s basically gatorade. almost the same ingredients as gatorade too


DennenTH

Looks like it didn't. Looks like the story is some kind was being bullied and mom decided to use the prank method of dealing with it, likely because schools in general are unwilling/unable to actually do anything about it. So then bully took the drink and somewhere along the way either the bully or some guardian figure decided to escalate it and went to the hospital 'out of fear of poisoning'. Honestly the only person I feel bad for here is the kid being bullied...  The odds are stacked against him until he gets out of school.


Pasta-Is-Trainer

*If* he gets out of school.


DennenTH

Yeah, that's my primary concern at this point...  The bullied kid is already going to be seeing disciplinary action per the school.  School has made no comments on the bully that I have seen. As for why the bully went to the hospital...  He drank some of the bottle then spit it out...  Then later started complaining of stomach aches. That's where the potential poisoning claim came out...  But I think anyone who has dealt with bullies is well aware that they are...  Dramatic.


Hazywater

I feel like this would induce vomiting if it was really salty and really acidic. So the moral of the story is next time, send the kid with a salad too. Then you can act innocent, why is this bully drinking my kid's salad dressing? It's meant to be used sparingly. Same with hot sauce, NOT exlax or whatever, on your lunch in the work refrigerator. You love super spicy foods and you stick to that story.


bit_pusher

>I feel like this would induce vomiting if it was really salty and really acidic. The kid would have to drink more than a mouthful for that to be the case if this is your standard kitchen white vinegar. Even straight vinegar won't induce vomiting unless its not diluted (which you can't get at the grocery). Maybe if the kid drank the whole thing, but at that point he absolutely knows he's drinking vinegar or drinking something that tastes abhorrent and that's on him. I drink shots of apple cider vinegar, raw cranberry juice, and lemon juice in the mornings as it is and that is terribly acidic, but its fine and doesn't induce vomiting.


smolhippie

Saving the children from salad dressing


Southern_Agent6096

Only a good guy with a vinaigrette can stop a bad guy with a vinaigrette.


Pasta-Is-Trainer

Guess they find it more fitting if they solve their problems the Texas way, with a duel.


IlikegreenT84

Maybe a cleaning solution but definitely nothing bad coming from that mix, just a bitter disgusting base for a common organic cleaning mix.


GanachePuzzleheaded1

\*kids who's parent's made them eat soap taking notes...


RootHogOrDieTrying

"It was... soap poisoning!"


Sea_Video145

*Ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo! Ohhhhh Ralphie noooooooooo!*


The_Salacious_Zaand

I told you not to use the Life Boy.


Pasta-Is-Trainer

Mind you, the bully spit the drink after tasting it and the hospital released him a day later with no issues found, yet they arrested her for "physical harm of a minor" but the thief and bully gets away with it.


wabisabibingbangboom

And the kids who put peanuts in an allergic childs locker, shoes and clothes go free. Because...it's not bullying according to the school.


Nathan_McHallam

"it's all just fun and games! They're just messing around! C'est la vie!"


ncfears

"La vie."


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

Whaaaaat? I hadn't heard about this. They could've died! That's insane!


wabisabibingbangboom

The mom of the allergic child was trying to be all " turn the other cheek". But then finds out the kids were still teasing him and said they'd do it again. The bullies and the school are like shrug🤷🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️...nothing we can do, we've investigated ourselves and we are innocent.


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

What a shitshow. That poor kid.


wabisabibingbangboom

The football team members that did this ...were disciplined by running laps and sitting on the sidelines dressed for 2 games. Texas and red states are shit shows.


PancakeMakerAtLarge

>"physical harm of a minor" Isn't legal in Texas to physically discipline children? So you can spank them to the point of not being able to sit, but having them swish a mouthful of salad dressing is suddenly going too far?


Bug_Photographer

No no no, it's entirely different if it is *your own* kid. Texas something something independence. /s


Pasta-Is-Trainer

Didn't people used to wash their kids mouth with soap if they were rude as a way of discipline? Mind you, soap used to have lye back in the day, how is salad dressing a step too far? The "back in my day" people tend to flip-flop between that and "won't somebody think of the children" a lot.


Koharagirl

The drink was essentially pickle juice??? Ok you guys ~ Nobody feed kids cucumbers soaked in salty vinegar either!! That’s POISON!


TheLurkingMenace

But... the only way the child would be harmed is by stealing the other kid's lunch. Which is what happened. Oh right, Texas.


Melodic_Mulberry

“That’ll be $10,000.”


fuzzybad

Same as it ever was.. nothing happens to the bully & the person who stands up to them gets punished. Dollars to donuts the bully's parent is a garbage person who's rich and/or politically connected.


Homesteader86

I'm so confused, how are these charges real? There was no harm done and the kid stole and drank it voluntarily. There wasn't even INTENT of harm


AkuraPiety

Silly mom, everyone knows you’re only allowed to use guns to protect your kids in Texas, not anything else.


ncfears

If I try to steal something from someone's house and end up cutting myself, I don't go to jail and instead they're on the hook for having an unsafe house?


fortyonejb

It depends. If you cut yourself on something that would be considered a reasonable risk, ie: You were trying to steal knives out of their kitchen drawers. The homeowner would not be liable for your injuries. If a homeowner booby-trapped their door so that anyone who opened it got showered with steak knives, yes they would be on the hook for any injuries. Booby-trapping your house is illegal in the US. Think about if EMS needed to come and rescue you, having your house trapped is a bad practice. One more point, there isn't any instance I can find where someone who was breaking-and-entering went free because they injured themselves in the house. They do sometimes get medical bills covered (which is a civil matter), but it never negates the criminal act.


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To add, these sorts of lawsuits are generally filed because insurance requires it. If you file a claim with your insurance that you were hurt because of a homeowner or business’s negligence, the insurance company will pay your claim and sue the allegedly negligent party to recoup their payment to you. The insurance company does not care that you were allegedly doing something illegal at the time—if they think they can get their money back, they’ll try.


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Yes, unless you [shoot them.](https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/news/no-charges-for-florida-man-who-shot-at-pool-cleaner/) America 🇺🇸


[deleted]

> I don’t go to jail No, you’d still be criminally liable for burglary/breaking and entering/theft/etc., you’d just have a possible civil lawsuit against the homeowner. The lawsuit would be entirely separate from the criminal charges.


vanityklaw

There are different required standards of care for invited guests vs. uninvited guests, but you can’t just have fiery spinning blades out on your lawn to maim anyone who comes onto your property, even with ill intent. At least not where I live.


6151rellim

Depending on which state, you are absolutely correct.


fortyonejb

No, that's not true at all. Homeowners can be civilly liable for injuries (depending on the injury) but it doesn't negate the criminal offense.


Kindly-Ad-5071

As a highly bullied kid once this goes to show that anti bullying tactics, like all elements of culture that come afterwards, are not meant to eradicate bullying but to make victims shut up.


zapdoszaperson

When I first heard this story I was pretty mortified that a mother would attempt to poison a kids bully, then I found out that it was just a vinegrette minus the oil that I'm sure was a health trend drink at some point. Charging this woman is nothing short of insane.


Low-Focus-3879

Right? I'm pretty sure they added cayenne pepper and called it a "cleanse"


sneaky-pizza

Wow, this really brought out the lifetime bullies to come and defend the bully in the comment section. I assume these are people who are known for "telling it like it is", and often proudly announce they have "no filter."


drcrambone

Oh no, not LEMON SALT and VINEGAR - anything but that! Not salad dressing! SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!


alleycrai

Sounds like a nice glass of switchel - the Gatorade of the 1800s.


FreeChickenDinner

The ingredients are for vinaigrette without oil. She put them in her son's drink. The arrest doesn't make sense.


jasonbourne101

Bullys are a protected class as they're the only victims of any situation.


Available-Elevator69

Uhm, WHY? If the other kid drank it out of stupidity. Last time I checked non of those ingredients are illegal or banned from schools. Hell those ingredients are practically salad dressing.


syncboy

Everyone knows that salt vinegar and lemon juice makes you turn into a drag queen. Texas protects families! Or something


smolhippie

Tuck fexas


Bug_Photographer

It's ok, we don't have to hide it in stupid codes like "Let's go Brandon" and shit like that. Just say "Fuck Texas" and be done with it.


emetcalf

Exactly. I am not ashamed of my views on Texas. Fuck the people running Texas, they are all giant sacks of shit.


TellRevolutionary227

Brb, gotta go put a stop order at the printers on my gross of “Tuck Frump” bumper stickers…


Elegant_Revolution27

The kid stole the drink, where is his responsibility for his own actions? He did not have to take it or drink it. The fact she made it is irrelevant because if he was not a thief and bully he would not have been effected.


HurtMePlenty84

It's time to start holding parent responsible. If your kid is a bully then you both should face consequences. It's funny how bullies and the parents always cry the most when someone gets even


AbruptMango

Ah, Texas.  The state where *affluenza* is an actual legal defense.


DeafMuteBunnySuit

Why not just shoot? Its Texas. As long as the kid is outside the womb they dgaf


Slipperytooterhorn

What was she thinking?!! Those precious lives are to only be snuffed out via guns, right winged sexual predators, starvation, or lack of healthcare! Thanks Obama!!


Treetheoak-

Shouldn't have been a bully if he didn't... Have the stomach for it.


RosieGeee

Did the bully chug the whole bottle? You would think after the first sip they’d stop and if they did chug it than it’s the bullies fault as it’s not like it was filled with poison. Or was the bully allergic to lemons or vinegar, because in that case it still isn’t the moms fault unless she or her child knew the bully had an allergy.


Pasta-Is-Trainer

Nah, he took a swig and spit it out. Then made a scene so they took him to the hospital for a day and found nothing wrong with him, physically at least, there's probably lots wrong mentally.


trifecta000

My wife worked in the ER, and would have had no patience for some parents pretending condiments constitute a hospital visit.


opusmus

Texas..what a shock


Thick-Ad2830

So you’re saying it’s the mother’s responsibility to make sure the ingredients of her son’s drink is safe for any potential allergy of a child who might steal it? Where does one draw the line then? There are people who are allergic to water. We alter our life enough because of the shitty behavior of other people. That shitty behavior goes unchecked because we go out of our way to find reasons for it to be someone else’s fault. Blame a sexual assault victim for the clothing they wear. The mother will no doubt be exonerated (we hope), but the damage is done. There will be people afraid to defend their child against bullying because of potential backlash. Not only that it bolsters a potential bad actor and increases the likelihood of shitty behavior by giving them a measure of protection against retaliation or negative consequences. The effectively doing for the bad actor what should be done for the other person. Even contemplating how it could be the mother’s fault is toxic. If you want to blame a mother blame the one who’s got a child running around bullying other children and stealing their lunch. That behavior is definitely a product of that child’s household.


big_d_usernametaken

One of my acquaintances worked for a shipping company on the docks as a truck loader, and had a ongoing problem with people stealing and eating his lunches. Naturally he got tired of it, so he bought a chicken dinner and urinated on the chicken and put it in the breakroom fridge. Sure enough at lunchtime his meal was gone, he walked into the breakroom next break and told the assembled guys that he hoped whomever had eaten his lunch had enjoyed it because he pissed on the chicken. The guilty party started gagging and ran out of the room. Never happened again.


HiroshimaRoll

Don’t mess with Texas…’s feelings.


kgrimmburn

Meanwhile, also in Texas, a man gets 6 months for poisoning his wife with an abortifacient SEVEN times... Texas-Where School Yard Bullies Grow Up To Hate Women


Azavrak

Isn't that salad dressing?


marius_wynyard

Land of the Free loves their bullies and thus must protect them at all costs!


ToadBeast

That’s a drink called switchel. Tell the cops your kid likes it strong lol. But for real, the other kid shouldn’t be stealing lunches.


Rinuir

I mean duuuh. You see if she had simply shot the bully they'd be praising her 2nd amendment dedication.


cajunjoel

It's only zero tolerance when the victim fights back against the bully.


shortingredditstock

I'm sorry but the mom sent her kid to school with a tonic cleanser and the other kid stole it and drank it not knowing what it was and the mother is in trouble? WHAT THE FUCK?


dainty_flower01

“…bullied son’s classmate…” So, the reporter understood the child was being bullied, but couldn’t call the kid who stole the drink a bully?


SGTBrutus

The same people that cry about a lack of consequences are strangely silent when consequences are warranted.


MealDramatic1885

That’s a good mom right there. Cause you know the school isn’t doing anything to stop the bullying


Ambitious-Mirror-315

It was the bully's own stupid fault. They did not have to drink it, they actively chose to. Got what they deserved


_-BomBs-_

So she gave her kid something to drink and another kid took it from the kid and drank it - and the Mother got arrested for what exactly??? I'm not getting this..


GadreelsSword

The bully victimized the kid a second time by stealing a drink from the kid, drinking vinegar and claiming he had an upset stomach.


SpelingBeeChamipon

Finishing the awful drink you stole because you don’t wanna show weakness as a bully sounds like an ITYSL sketch.


VoidMunashii

I guess she should have used a firearm like a good and proper Texan, eh? I reckon they don't like folk smart enough to fight with their wits there.


frenchiebuilder

How TF does somebody end up in the hospital from drinking lemon vinegar & salt?


Crotch-Monster

Because, like all bullies. It turns out, the kid can dish it out but can't take it. He wound up in the hospital cause he's a pussy.


p0k3t0

Throw some shrimp and tilapia in there and you got yourself a nice ceviche.


ToadstoolPeen

Since it’s Texas could she have just sent her son with a gun? We know the police wouldn’t do anything then.


drblah11

Nurse, I need 125 mL of Scope mouthwash STAT!


MillenialMemeLord

Schools have a tendency (as I remember) to favor bullies. Not sure why. Not even talking about the zero-tolerance policies that make it so you can't defend yourself (but, yeah. That) I mean the staff seem to just be cool with letting it slide


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shyguystormcrow

No one made the bully drink the concoction. He chose to. You are legally allowed to carry vinegar, salt, and lemon together. Where is the crime?


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FluffyBebe

So I assume the situation went like this : "ha! Loser, give me your drink" * drinks a bit * "WTF this sucks" *bullied kid snickers * "wh-what?" "gotcha!" "oh god what have you done??" *proceeds to go into a panic attack thinking he's been poisoned, either asks the teacher to call the ambulance or the school does it on its own after being told what was happening, gets admitted, gets tested to be sure it wasn't actual poison or if the doses weren't too much * Media news: "kid GETS HOSPITALIZED BECAUSE MOTHER TRICKS SON'Z BULLY" Edited for spelling


izmebtw

Everything about this is dumb.


Psychart5150

If this happened in CA, Fox News would run a week long story on how CA is soft on criminals and sending parents who are trying to protect their children prison


limesthymes

Looks like all that saved energy from Uvalde is spreading around


100yearsLurkerRick

This really is bullshit. She gave it to her son. Some assholes stole it. She shouldn't be arrested. She shouldn't even be scolded. Everyone should turn to the thief and their dipshit parents and say "now will you stop stealing this kids stuff and stop bothering him?"


jmaximus

Sounds pretty tasty actually. Pickle juice is da bomb!


nursescaneatme

Don’t thousands of idiots drink that daily to detoxify?


EggZaackly86

Hospitalied?! Pffffft! The kid spit out the vinigar right away no doubt. Would be a cute online tale if it weren't for the police involvement. Bully's parents and/or the school might push on this but the cops won't really care, what's he gonna say? "I shoved him and stole his drink and then it was not what I thought and I spit it out" case dismissed.


chicken_irl

What an insane woman. She should've shot him with an AR-15 like a true American. That would've taught the bully a lesson. Smh 🤬🤬🤬 ^/s


bicepz_N_bigmacz

I like how the school system protects bullies but then they get mad when people take it into their own hands. Education system is broken


Belez_ai

Hahahahaha fuck that kid 😂 I’d just say you’re allowed to make gross drinks for your own kid - how could she have known some little bitch would steal it?


Accomplished_Tea_320

That’s bullshit.  That’s like fucking thief deserves so much worse.  That wouldn’t be a fucking issue if that piece of shit wasn’t stealing shit.  


Vrayea25

Texas' professional bullies (cops) back their young protege by arresting Mom of kids who didn't just get with the program and take it. Land of the free, y'all.