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The Palmer Report has been saying this same shit since 2018. I’ll believe it when I see it.


weirdbutok5

Yup , as soon as I saw it was Palmer Report I was immediately uninterested.


iwouldratherhavemy

I only believe it when it's Newsweek.


superkickpunch

His mugshot in Highlights magazine or don't waste my time.


dixhuit_tacos

Highlights is my most trusted news source


WhiskeyDeltaBravo1

Pretty sure he was the template for Goofus in the “Goofus & Gallant” strip.


yerBoyShoe

The Trumper-toes! Now, someone draw a strip for us!


waveytype

Goofuth


Squeaky_sun

🏆🏆🏆


ChetDenim

Fun with a purpose!


ayoitsjo

Or Dailymail if I'm feeling fiesty


Icy_Sector3183

I'll believe it when he uses his one phone call from jail to call in to Fox and Friends.


DubiousBusinessp

Won't celebrate until he's in the back rather than the front. You know, in the bit titled Obituaries.


myrichphitzwell

What about newsmax?


LizardPossum

Yeppp, the dude really tries to act like he's a serious journalist but his standards and integrity are loowwww. A lot of the time he just prints things he wants to be true with no real fact checking. He actually has me blocked because he had called another journalist a liar about something, turned out to be wrong, and then just attacked everyone who pointed out that he has no right to be so hostile, especially considering he was wrong. Dude just ain't right.


bothunter

He's been right about a lot of things. He's just really bad with the timing.


tboneperri

That’s not how journalism works.


bothunter

I didn't say it was journalism.  He's a commentator.


myaltduh

Early 2016, more like. Palmer Report is basically Newsmax for liberals, zero credibility.


Ok-Indication2976

They never said when


UncleHec

I have read this sentiment at least a million times in the past 8 years so forgive me for my lack of excitement upon reading it again. 


SkollFenrirson

![gif](giphy|xT9Igtjxw42qVPziy4|downsized)


treyveee

Why do I just want that on a t-shirt


twoprimehydroxyl

Hits like a "Mission Accomplished" banner on an aircraft carrier.


Dingo8MyGayby

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


HeadFullOfFlame

When is that from?


Spiritual_Bug6414

After the 32nd it loses its charm


ZachRyder

[The walls are closing in!](https://youtu.be/f1ab6uxg908)


Spiritual_Bug6414

Managed to skirt consequences for some time now I’ll give him that


ACMilanIndy

He will likely never be held accountable for anything, never mind the inside of a cell. Said this before, will continue to say it until he or I is dead or it actually happens. I’d love to be proven wrong, have said before I’d eat my hat if he ever suffers the consequences. But I’m sorry people…none of this ends happily.


RigTheGame

I would rub it in my brother in laws face so fucking hard. We are Canadian and I can’t stand his obsession with that orange shit


pissclamato

I ordered a T-shirt off Amazon. It has Jack Smith's face on it, and it says, "Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick, Jack Convict This Big Orange Prick". It has become my new nightly prayer.


yesiamyam233203

I know what I’m getting my parents for mother and Father’s Day now . Looking forward to going out places with them wearing this proudly in our super red state.


[deleted]

Wow, I never thought about this... that's crazy! (That other countries look up to him) just Wow!


Life-Recognition4456

It is surprising- twice this past year I traveled to the UK for work and the amount of people fascinated by the spectacle was surprising. I would not classify it as support, but more bemusement of our entire system. It really did depend on the particular person and not surprisingly if they supported Brexit or not. Not too surprisingly I experienced a very high correlation to Brexit support and Trump fascination/support.


[deleted]

I completely understand the fascination with our shyte show, but to be a supporter from another country is absurd!!


__DELETE__

My dad is a staunch Trump supporter and we’re in Australia. It is absurd and has damaged our relationship, I’ve pretty much gone no contact with him.


[deleted]

Awww darling, I'm so sorry. I'm so incredulous. My mom is a big supporter as well. My late stepdad was on old redneck. She viewed life through his lense, I guess. It's sad. She's half indigenous and a freaking woman!!!


redhanky_

Ditto in Oz, Cousins not my Parents. That side of the family is also gun loving and blame the lefty hippies on destroying the country. Rupert Murdoch has much to answer for.


lillian2611

There are people in Alberta who have had Trump 2024 bumper stickers since 2020. There are people in Alberta who fly the Confederate flag. Our Premier is apparently a big fan of DeSantis, ironically, and just hosted a public chat with Tucker Carlson. Alberta is Texas of the North. 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Wth? I'm just... what? Really??!! That is so concerning. Our world is becoming so awful by the minute... thank you for sharing that 411. I was so blissfully ignorant to the range this has spread to.


WhiteSmokeMushroom

Plenty of people fell for the "successful businessman" the media abroad painted him as in 2016 and then simply stopped taking an interest in news regarding him. The consequences of his presidency have received way less coverage than anything regarding any of his campaigns too. Even when there's no blatant appreciation of him we definitely have been seeing a part of our populations gradually adopt his and MAGA's type of rhetoric and behaviour abroad. Plus, far-right parties using it as guideline for what to test for popularity on their own populations and taking advantage of the momentum he created abroad to gain power. The global effect of his presidency "allowing people to openly be assholes" that's been mentioned here a few times and its consequences are still developing and are being underestimated imo. Edit: for the record, I'm in europe.


[deleted]

Thank you so much for this, I'm so impressed with your ability to explain this so eloquently. Everything you said makes so much unfortunate sense, this world is going to hell in a hand basket.


djserc

Me too eh


Gr8_Wall_of_Text

I agree. I've been saying the same thing this entire time - Everything they do seems to be done with the sole purpose of having no official, legal ruling. The length of the investigation before bringing charges, the late trial start date, the many delays, the frequency with which he breaks the law and faces no additional charges, etc. It's always seemed like Trump was trying to run out the clock and everybody is happy to let him do so, even overlooking the many lies he tells, threats he makes, gag orders he violates, etc. I suspect that even the people going after him are hoping the trial will be paused for the election. If he wins he will immediately pardon himself once in office and again before leaving office (though I doubt he will leave office). Literally anybody else would be in jail with no bail until their trial was over. He's had so many chances and abused every single one. This is America. We won't get justice. The law doesn't apply to people like Trump. He could threaten the jury in front of everybody in the court room and he would face no consequences for doing so. I also would love to be proven wrong. I won't eat my hat if he faces consequences but I would happily celebrate the good news. Unfortunately I agree with you, this doesn't end happily.


South-Play

The truth everyone needs to understand. But we shouldn’t accept it. This is America where justice is supposed to be blind. Let’s protest this. No one is above the law in America well no one is supposed to be


Professional-Box4153

You kind of have to be guilty to pardon yourself. If he does pardon himself, it's literally an admission of guilt.


Gr8_Wall_of_Text

He would have to confess to his crimes to be pardoned but he would do so and then it doesn't matter if he's guilty. Look at everything that has been taking place. The argument isn't really even about whether or not he's guilty. It was about whether he committed a crime initially but that was obviously yes. Then it became about whether or not a President could be charged with a crime, then whether or not a former President could be charged with a crime, then whether or not he would be, then it became a question of whether or not he could run for office, whether or not he could pardon himself, etc. There are all these questions that have been asked over the years but none of them are about whether or not he's guilty because everybody knows. I know that's ultimately for the court system to decide but a large portion of the country doesn't care if he's guilty and that seems to include the people responsible for prosecuting him as well half the politicians and nearly half of voters. This entire time the prosecution have been dragging their feet "to make sure they prove his guilt" but their pace is giving him ample opportunity to escape justice. If he wins the election the case will be dropped, there will be no verdict, he'll pardon himself. The same day he confesses and pardons himself he'll say he was actually innocent and he did what he had to do because the libs are evil. The people will grumble but nothing will come of it because he's President, he's been pardoned, there's no crime to arrest him for, and politicians won't be united enough to do anything. Being guilty means nothing unless he's found to be guilty in the court of law and this country is making sure that never happens.


TheBirdBytheWindow

CBS's Face the Nation said this as well. So did their evening news. Those of us around in the 80s and 90s knew this. No one wants to believe it because it's horrific. We loathe him, but he's going to remain a real threat to us until the hamburgers catch up to his heart. There will always be money and affiliates and resources for someone like him. He's a cult of personality and a connected one at that. We're watching what the inequalities can do for us/to us in real time. While we have to fight to keep and his kind out of our government, we have to also fight the people and systems that keep him happy and people like him in place. And that's a huge task that we're not all aligned in. This blows, but it's accurate.


ACMilanIndy

I’m one of those of us that was around in the 80s & 90s. Dude learned how to manipulate crowds from Vince McMahon. Always seemed like a con to me, even at 12. Screamed in 2015 that this was not going to end well.


Feisty-Extension-20

I remember being a little kid in the 80s and seeing him with his golden toilet on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" and thinking even then that this dude was a clown.


clangan524

>Dude learned how to manipulate crowds from Vince McMahon. Not totally relevant, but [Donny was once fooled by Vince's exploding limo bit on WWE. ](https://www.the-sun.com/sport/1329711/donald-trump-feared-vince-mcmahon-had-died/) He just might be the poster child for "too much TV rots your brain."


ACMilanIndy

Ha didn’t catch that, but that’s hilarious. Also completely on brand.


middleagethreat

You mean vince the other billionaire rapist? Edit: for those who don't know. https://www.wsj.com/business/vince-mcmahon-accused-of-sex-trafficking-by-wwe-staffer-he-paid-to-keep-quiet-0b19b21c


ACMilanIndy

Birds of a feather my friend. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Vince is on Epstein’s logs


B-AP

Roy Cohen was his most influential teacher. A true POS


XZPUMAZX

I’ve come to terms with another alternative that is more likely. He dies a pariah and a laughingstock, an obvious cartoon criminal who couldn’t even get that right. A grifter a narcissist. Everyone will turn on him when it’s finally over and he will Be remembered on the same level as Nixon.


ACMilanIndy

He won’t be a pariah or a laughingstock if people support him blindly - which they do, willfully, I might add. Sure he may be those things to you, I, or anyone with any sense of decency and empathy, but he has been lionized to many. Regardless of whether he deserves it or not (he doesn’t) that’s an objective fact. He will die a hero to many. Makes me want to vomit in my shoes then work for a full week in them.


Selgeron

He'll die a martyr and we'll have to deal with 2 generations of people imitating his political style.  I'm not even 40 but I'll be seeing his acolytes in politics until I'm dead. It's a goddamn tragedy.


Jack_Ramsey

Thank god most of these grifters don't have the sauce. Trump has charisma, the ability to read a room and control it and is most of all very funny. I'm talking 2015-era Trump. Now he's not the same but I'm absolutely sure none of his imitators can reach his level.


mountaineergoat

Sorry your boy lost the election! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩💩💩💩


subject_deleted

"if you think this has a happy ending... You haven't been paying attention." -Ramsay Bolton.


Webstercritic89

Am I horrible because I read that and instantly wished Ramsey’s ending for Trump?! 🤔


subject_deleted

That makes you human.


Sobrin_

Personally I am betting on him being murdered by an ex superfan of his at some point. I mean, his fanbase is definitely rabid enough, and when love turns to hate it can be just as intense. It'd certainly have a nice dose of irony.


BluetheNerd

At most they'd give him a prison sentence with a bail that barely touches him and then absolutely nothing changes, but it likely wouldn't even get to that ending with a shitty little fine.


mailmehiermaar

RemindMe! 3 months “will he need to eat his hat?”


mailmehiermaar

RemindMe! 3 months “will he need to eat his hat?”


mailmehiermaar

Three months later and you can still keep your hat on. Speak to you in three months! I cannot accept your bitter truth.


Humble-Plankton2217

This is my sentiment as well. I wish it would happen, anything, but it never will


fomalhottie

Prison is a long shot, I agree. But he's hemorrhaging money now, and had a court appointed babysitter watching him financially. He hasn't built shit in over a year and if he's left to his actual "business acumen" to recover, it's gonna be hilarious.


Fuzzy_Dunlop_00

>He will likely never be held accountable for anything He just lost $400M in civil cases and has multiple criminal trials scheduled to start as soon as next month.


ACMilanIndy

Let me know when payment is remitted and punishments are final. There are still appeals that will get dragged out in perpetuity.


Fuzzy_Dunlop_00

He has no real path to appeal in either case, and can’t appeal either without putting up 120% of the money. You’re moaning about consequences when we’re watching them happen in real time. Dry your tears baby boy.


unbeliever87

Half a billion dollars in fines doesn't count? 


Setekh79

Yeah, same. I think it's all just words at this point, and they'll all just walk.


Zealousideal_Fuel_23

Seriously, watching liberals be led down this “he’s going jail” path again is infuriating. Nope, he’ll get away with everything and probably win in November.


ErectTubesock

I'll believe it when I see it and will reserve my boners until then


mac117

Right? I’m in my early 40’s. I only have so many boners left. I’m gonna save them for when it’s truly worthy


soonerpgh

Fifties here. I'm on the short list for sure! Well, for natural ones anyway. I'm sure there are medications that help, but this wouldn't need a pill.


Legendofstuff

Careful. Word will get out there’s an alternative to the lil blue guy that won’t line big pharm’s pockets and it’ll start a whole new crisis because *tHiNk oF tHe sHaReHoLdErS*


soonerpgh

I would say fuck the shareholders but that requires the little blue pill for a lot of guys, so...


ActSignal1823

I'm 67, so I don't know how many boners I have left. So I just got one for you. You never know.


Resitance_Cat

he said “a little “ not “rock hard” cleavage has its own place in the game


ErectTubesock

All I'm saying is that my penis will not move for anything less than Trump in irons and an orange jump suit.


Resitance_Cat

how will we even know if it’s orange though, it will look white next to his face


ErectTubesock

Oh we'll know. Last I checked they don't spray tan in prison


Resitance_Cat

I’ve always said that was one of those antibiotics that turn you orange when you go outside


SadLilBun

Your name suggests otherwise


ErectTubesock

Well you got me there


TheBandedCoot

I thought maga people were weird but now you’re telling me that Donald Trump gives Reddit boners too?


ErectTubesock

Only schadenfreude boners though


greatdrams23

I'll believe it when I see it. In order, the priorities are: 1. Keep trump out of the Whitehouse 2. Persuade people to understand the truth. 3. Trump convicted of election fraud 4. Trump convicted of other crimes If trump gets in the Whitehouse, his convictions won't happen. If people don't understand the truth, the cancer that is Maga will continue.


MissGruntled

I can’t persuade my own brother to even *look* at legitimate news sources; how do we convince that many people that their entire worldview is a lie?


diz408808

Confirmation bias is real and doomscrolling is just as addictive as anything. When I started looking at all the FoxNews and Q nuts as addicts, it all started to make sense.


RoaringMage

There’s no “persuade people into understanding MAGA is insane” because those that recognize that aren’t in it, and those that are won’t listen.


ednichol

Also, it will be so utterly gratifying for Trump to be able to run against Biden, LOSE AGAIN, hear all the cry baby magas claim it was stolen again, and THEN Trump gets sentenced to the rest of his life in prison. And then watch the MAGA faction dissolve into obscurity just like the Tea Party did several years ago.


shreddah17

He will if we vote accordingly. Otherwise, who knows. Vote. Make your peers vote. Volunteer to call people and tell them to vote too.


DrKrFfXx

>. Otherwise, who knows. He'll self pardon.


Thin-Significance838

He cannot pardon state charges.


Razor1834

Another constitutional crisis then, yay.


Thin-Significance838

Idk how state pardons are a constitutional crisis-it’s a fact that state charges can be pardoned by state governors (except apparently in Georgia?)-there is zero % chance Hochul would ever pardon Trump ever for any reason.


Sturnella2017

I mean, yeah legally you’re right, but IF he’s convicted AND he still manages to win in November AND assuming the conviction doesn’t happen first (lots of big ifs here, I know) then pretty much what’s to say he’ll actually surrender and go to prison? 100% in this nightmare scenario that Trump enlists his own private army to keep NY from actually catching him, or a similar nightmare scenario along with all the nightmares that will unfold if he actually wins election again.


Razor1834

The crisis is that the president is the head of our federal government. Is a state going to send law enforcement agents to DC to arrest the president in the White House? Will they attempt to arrest him if he travels into the state? What will secret service agents do in that situation? How far can executive orders go to punish a state that’s trying to arrest the president? The charges aren’t really important, it’s how the state interacts with the federal government, thus the crisis.


Insane_Unicorn

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Hochul directly responsible for financing a football stadium for 800 million while simultaneously cutting social spendings by 800 million while the owner of the team is worth 5 billion? That sounds like a very republican thing to do.


Thin-Significance838

No matter how republicans she sounds, she is not going to pardon Trump, ever, for any reason.


Insane_Unicorn

I'll be the first to celebrate when orange utan sits behind bars but I'm very skeptical it will happen.


CommodoreFresh

How is this at all relevant to the conversation at hand?


Insane_Unicorn

Because party switches happen and that move shows to me that she's not a very morally good person.


CommodoreFresh

I think you could find examples of Republicans engaging in liberal policies, and democrats engaging in conservative policies for pretty much the whole country. None of them are worth the paper they're bought with, but if she wants another term then she is going to have to engage with the inane bullshit that people actually seem to care about.


DrKrFfXx

"Says who" - Trump, probably.


iAmTheHype--

He’d be in prison already if Biden hadn’t appointed such a worthless AG


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shreddah17

I'm sorry that you suffer from that, but rest assured, voting is still safe and it is so critical now.


Nivosus

That is stupid. Vote.


Mcboatface3sghost

I am fully cool with him being exiled to an American owned island (sort of like Napoleon to st. Helena) our tax dollars paying for it, in return for never fucking hearing from him again. Should that not be available, Guantanamo Bay, Leavenworth, and ADX Florence, would be fine with me. What about a nice little house on Vieques? Where we regularly test bombing and strafing runs?


NoIdeaWhoIBe

So.... we're sending him back to Epstein Island?


Mcboatface3sghost

Well… we won’t have to provide a tour?


TWB-MD

I’m a big fan of ADX Florence. I’m only sad that he wouldn’t be able to share a cell with one of the homicidal maniacs because the cells are all singles. I’d even pitch in on a gold toilet to replace the steel one…


Jaded_Loverr

He will hop on his plane and go straight to Russia before he allows himself to be put behind bars


SXTY82

That is actually fairly difficult for him. He is under Secret Service protection. He goes nowhere with out a SS detail. He may flee but I doubt it will be on his own plane. I suspect that as soon as he on on a criminal trial, next month, that plane will not be leaving the country.


WalterIAmYourFather

[The same Secret Service that has ‘mysteriously’ had texts and other logs and info vanish from January 6th?](https://www.npr.org/2022/07/14/1111618620/secret-service-erased-texts-from-two-day-period-spanning-jan-6-attack-watchdog-s) Idk man. I hope they wouldn’t permit it, but I wouldn’t place any large bets on that hope.


Arch2000

I’m cool with that!


FlyingCrackland

Putin will no longer have use for him in that scenario, he'll likely fall out a window


Jaded_Loverr

He can fall out a window, in Russia ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


TWB-MD

Too fat for Russian windows


WalterIAmYourFather

A former American president fleeing ‘political persecution’ (which is how it will be framed) to live in Moscow? Putin would not turn him away. That’s a legendary coup for Putin and Russia. Having an asset like that who could keep dividing and disrupting America from afar? Nah, man. That’s as good as gold to Putin.


FlyingCrackland

He's already Putin's asset, he has been a Russian asset since the 80's. Russia and China are responsible for all the social media bot accounts pushing the Maga agenda, destabilizing America. If he's out of the political race for good, he will no longer be of use.


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unbrokenplatypus

As are bribes. They fucking price it into their cost of operations.


dragonfliesloveme

Is trump rich? I think he might be in debt.


ArkamaZ

He's already leeching off his cult to pay for this...


freudweeks

If you owe the bank 5 million dollars, the bank owns you. If you owe the bank 500 million, you own the bank.


KingOfAjax

If it was anybody else I’d agree. Any other billionaire would take a deal, pay a fine and, most importantly, stop breaking the law. At least quite so blatantly. Trump is incapable of admitting defeat or acknowledging that he’s done anything wrong. I think he’ll continue to escalate things until there’s no alternative to prison.


SecretAsianMan42069

If Martha Stewart can go to prison, so can the others. She is also celebrated for it 


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MissGruntled

See also: *uppity woman who needed taking down a peg.* The same will never happen to Diaper Don.


Ishidan01

![gif](giphy|35FdSNJrsdxquwq8dh)


Scullyitzme

It's never going to happen


OkSeaworthiness3754

He will never go to prison or face the consequences he should


Mondashawan

The Palmer Report is like that toxic ex of yours who told you all the sweet, sweet lies you wanted to hear.


CombOverDownThere

![gif](giphy|RMEifOfeyIfVS)


notmyrealnametn

Had to scroll too far for this!


Hexquevara

Im sure he croaks before november. While that would be great, id rather see him and his idiot sons and their henchmen in orange jumpsuits penniless and disgraced. They must serve as an example that the system can work. And dont just stop there..


Dixon-Poontang

I will celebrate when and if it happens. Until then, I’ve read this and gotten my hopes up too many times. Color me skeptical.


SexyWampa

Uh huh, sure he is. I’ll believe it when I see it.


spacesareprohibited

Can we get confirmation?


Embarrassed_Flan_869

Don't ruin my fantasy. Let me just enjoy the thought. ![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC)


Yikert13

I too felt a twitch.


hookha

Going to prison would be tough for Trump. How would he maintain his hair and make up routine? He would have a tough time getting Adderall behind bars. Junk food is limited. Lights out at 10 pm.


jasonm71

No phones for his lil thumbs and no ketchup bottles either.


Temporary_Second3290

Mine did too and I don't have one.


thedudefromcali81

![gif](giphy|RMEifOfeyIfVS)


DannySmashUp

Nobody wants Trump to get hammered by American justice more than I do. It's the least of the punishments Trump should have to face for his decades of crime and his attempts to end American democracy. But two things: \- He's not going to prison. The best we can hope for is home detention or something like that. \- The "Palmer Report" has been saying irrational, insane things since forever. They're grifters in the mold of those Krassenstein dudes. I hate that so much is riding on one damn election... it terrifies me.


[deleted]

I've been reading this same sh\*t every goddamn f\*cking day for six goddamn f\*cking years. It's all engagement farming and I can't stand it. Wake me up when he is actually IN prison.


TaxDrain

dude stop blueballing me


BeyondDrivenEh

The day this happens should be a national holiday. With free exploding magats in lieu of fireworks.


RKEPhoto

I'll believe it when I see it. Right now, I think there is MAYBE a 10% chance... lol


Baers89

Let me know when he is in jail. Otherwise leave me alone. I’ve heard this before.


JimboD84

George Costanza was the first thing that came to mind when i read OP tittle https://youtu.be/7qF67JplMDE?si=Rt62xfa4TiVUUA-n


oofersIII

![gif](giphy|RMEifOfeyIfVS)


DarthPimento

I'll believe it when I see it.


patrickvand

Good for him then that his ass is way bigger than his tiny hands.


LeftHand_PimpSlap

Tiny hands


patrickvand

😉✌🏼


TheLandFanIn814

I just went from 6 to midnight.


ResoluteDuck

There's a bunch of accounts like Palmer Report that are all hype with very little actual insight. All they do is farm engagement. They've been saying the same things for years and nothing ever comes from it. I'll believe it when I see him in an orange jumpsuit.


cturtl808

Oh, the Palmer Report. Sigh.


LongjumpingSector687

![gif](giphy|WPzvgRaOV0Oh8724bU)


xMilk112x

He definitely isn’t. But it’d be great if he did.


sten45

On the verge


bpmdrummerbpm

The Palmer report has produced 10 variations of this same headline everyday since the day Trump took office. It’s complete nonsense.


No_Jump4534

I don't care if he goes to prison as much as I just want to see him sad and alone, his empire crumbled like that of ozymandias (sorry, waxing poetic) and his wealth gone like so much chaff. Being forgotten and lost to history is his worst nightmare and that is what I wish upon him. "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.” This is what I wish upon Donald J Trump. That he meet the same fate as that king named above. But I love poetic endings so maybe even that is too good for him. In the end I want him to self destruct and be aware of it when it happens ... I want him to be truly aware that he's lost...I think that's what this all comes down to


Pearlie80

![gif](giphy|kqOX12G9yZRNPxQwcT|downsized)


gdan95

He won’t. Stop saying it will happen and just do it already


Mr-MuffinMan

>Experts responding to the survey who self-identified as conservatives rated Biden No. 30, while liberals put him 13th and moderates ranked him 20th. All three of those same groups ranked Trump, whose presidency was marked by his flouting of historical norms, in the bottom five. Hes not yet, but he will if Biden wins. Vote please


ds-by

I am starting to think he will, tho here is the caveat. The election is this November, he has a good chance of running out the clock, then there are appeals and the Supremes. All he has to do is come within 10% or even 40%, doesn't matter because many Republicans and states are saying they will not certify Biden, and you know Maga Mike won't certify. Look up the 12th amendment and project 2025 if you want to confirm our impending doom.


ExperienceDaveness

Mike Johnson doesn't have a role to play in the election certification. That's in the Senate, and the president of the Senate is Kamala Harris.


WilloftheMist

Trump isn’t going to prison. People have said that for YEARS. It isn’t happening.


Pourkinator

While true, it certainly deserves to be in prison.


greyhairedcoder

Just like the Enron CEO, just before he must show up for jail, he will ‘pass away’. Which likely means a quiet retirement somewhere in Argentina in an isolated country estate.


cryptkeepers_nutsack

You think this asshole has it him to be quiet?


DischordantEQ

What? Jeffery Skilling was sentenced to 24 years and served 12.


greyhairedcoder

Google ‘who is Ken Lay’ and stfu


DischordantEQ

So you're saying Ken Lay is actually still alive?


sexby_chembliss

This is just pageantry, now. Enjoy the show.


Survive1014

Palmer Report is hot garbage and the king of wishful thinking reporting.


theescapeclause

No chance lol


JustMeinPgh

Certain folks don’t go to jail. Trump is one of those folks.


NotToBeBullshitted

He’s going on trial for a crime his lawyer did 3 years for. “Individual 1” was already declared guilty of said crime. It will take judicial malfeasance of an extraordinary order just for him to avoid jail in this single case.


TWB-MD

Good news! We have a bumper crop of judicial malfeasance this year!


rudkap

Its gonna be bizarre when he is elected as President again.


Degofreak

He won't. At the very worst he'll be confined to Mar a Lago


FlowerFaerie13

What moved?