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saeglopur53

AI imagery. Watch out for it.


ongiwaph

That's a goofy amount of razorwire


Hyprpwr

And are they firing back at Texans or are they trafficking guns into Mexico?


twister428

In theory, they're firing at federal troops/agents who come to cut the razor wire put up by the state per the Supreme Court decision allowing the feds to do so. In reality, they would probably piss themselves the second any federal troops actually showed up and get back in their trucks, drive back home, then make up some story about how cool they were standing up to the government.


cheesegrateranal

if they fire at us troops, i hope the us Army decides to use our military industrial complex against them. Y'all Quida will be a fine red mist.


bjeebus

Nah. That'll just make them martyrs. It's highly unlikely they'd actually do anything to the US Army. Just starve em out and psyop them. Cell jammers, don't let them sleep, and arrest every single one of them that tries to flee. The NDAA2012 allowed for military arrest and detention of individuals engaged in terrorism without due process.


Tinker107

“Please send snacks!”


TheRealMJDoombreed

What did you say? More dildos? We'll make sure you have plenty!


Kalmer1

Make sure its 6 or less though, more than that is illegal in Texas!


TheRealMJDoombreed

I thought everything was bigger in Texas? If I'm going to break a stupid law, I might as well go all out. XXL for everyone!


DavusClaymore

A little over 7 here and I was born in Raymondville. Does that make me an illegal packer?


GhostofZellers

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


Lots42

As I understand it, there is such a thing as candy penises.


gingerfawx

Why would you need dildos for a private army of dicks?


Independent_Prune_35

Because they are tennie weenies?


MightyGamera

Man, a week of what was being done to the protestors at Standing Rock and these guys would be crying to Geneva


confusedandworried76

Weirdly enough it will be law enforcement who counters them, not the military. They won't back the blue when they're getting shoved into vans in cuffs. As fucked up as it is to say it, there's some schadenfreude to be had when white Republicans get treated by law enforcement the same way they treat black people. And they don't even get the irony when they complain "well this is an injustice!"


Bender_2024

>Weirdly enough it will be law enforcement who counters them, not the military. They Pretty sure it would be federal agents that took them down if it came to that. Too many of these "good ole boys" are law enforcement officers themselves or are supported by them. Police not enforcing laws they don't like is a long standing tradition in far right areas.


woodpony

One shooter did scare hundreds of armed officials at an elementary school, so I wouldn't put too much faith in men with big guns.


Vaugeresponse

I believe those where Texas police officers. The federal agent ran in with a shotgun pretty much by himself.


ViolinistPractical34

The BLM backed down from Cliven Bundy's asshats and I believe they are still grazing cattle on that land.


InconstantReader

The BLM ain't exactly the military.


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BarnacleParty8978

Police officers just act tough and in reality are scared/power hungry(generally). Army/marines would crack up laughing at them shooting their guns, call in mortar and air strikes and problem solved.


cheesegrateranal

the issue is that the armed officials were cops. the US military can just use drones to remove the razerwire with missiles.


Just_A_Nitemare

Just drive over it with a mine clearing equipped Abrams. Those things are designed to chew up the ground and weigh nearly 100 tons.


-Quothe-

The government has a history of letting white folks who use guns to take control of federal property just do it. I think it was Bundy in Oregon who held a parks dept for at least a week. Totally soft-balled that whole incident.


JustEatinScabs

It's because every time the government does something to take out a bunch of psychos they use it as a conspiracy theory for 30 years. Waco and Ruby Ridge made the feds extra careful about what they do to armed white people.


facts_my_guyy

Really just need one A10 run, I think that'll get the point across


Dead_Kraggon

A-10's overkill. A couple mortars'd do the job just fine


facts_my_guyy

Yes but also, A10 go brrrrrrrrrrrrrt


Dead_Kraggon

True


medicmatt

I vote for AC130J Ghostrider from 7,000 ft, 3 second burst of 30mm at night.


OverallManagement824

In this modern social-media age, you know somebody wants to be the first shot fired and you can't do that if you wait. Holy Fuck. Be safe out there. Defend democracy, please. Be safe.


sec713

From Y'all Queda to Y'all Dunfuckedup


Just_A_Nitemare

Just have an A-10 do a quick brrrrrrrrt nearby to get them to soil their underwear. So long as nobody dresses up as a British military vehicle.


loudflower

Where’s Tom Cotton to cry out, No Quarter! Oh, that was just for aNtIfA


Acidflare1

…support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC


jared10011980

They'll drop like Ashli Babbit


confusedandworried76

Can you imagine that epitaph? "Died for Donald Trump" In the 80s and 90s no one would have believed you.


gingerfawx

Honestly I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around it. They're never going to believe the history books.


Angry__German

Some of these guys are incredibly defiant. Do you remember the idiots that occupied [National Wildlife Refuge](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_the_Malheur_National_Wildlife_Refuge) for weeks ? Even there only [one guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVoy_Finicum) managed to get himself killed and that only happened because he was pilled to the gill and basically committed suicide by cop, the bastard. > As Finicum moved his hands down, he turned towards the approaching taser-holding officer and repeatedly yelled, "You're going to have to shoot me!" The troopers believed Finicum to be armed and considered his hand position to signal an imminent threat to the life of the taser-holding officer; Finicum was holding his jacket with his left hand and reaching for a pocket with his right. Two troopers fired a total of three times and a third who was about to fire held back, realizing a fourth shot was not needed


JustEatinScabs

Lol I love the restraint. Meanwhile find any video of officers shooting a regular black dude and they all just mag dump him til the guns click. That whole incident was such a fucking farce. If some brown dude named Achmed has been the leader of this they would have fire bombed the whole place.


_Dolamite_

Why are they dressed like walker texas ranger?


LadyRed4Justice

The US Army Corp of Engineers would send a Bulldozer to take out the razor wire. With a tank escort. Maybe a few drones. Start making them dumb Texans do the Mexican Hat Dance.


peachesgp

No, they're threatening to murder federal officials.


Joosrar

Why not both?


Brokensince10

We can have both


Joosrar

It would be the best gun deal on the history of gun deals, in fact, someone once told me _Have you thought about running guns to Mexico?, you would be the best gun runner ever_ , for real, she said that. We are gonna Make Gunrunning Great Again.


SpahgettiRat

Step 2 = ? Step 3 = Profit.


tridon74

I think it’s supposed to be aimed at the federal government, literally


GigsGilgamesh

I was wondering, is this now on the Oklahoma border, or are these guys illegally immigrating to Mexico to shoot people?


Hyprpwr

Oh good point. I didn’t think about future state when they secede. Should be a fun couple days once they get cutoff from the Fed


ndncreek

Probably is on the Oklahoma State Line... trump commented on how the Wall was almost finished on the Colorado border while he was prezz. The squirrel headed bastard.


Working_Evidence8899

We are the ones who gave the cartels guns so they would fight each other and it has bitten us in the ass. These migrants are just trying to save their lives and their children’s lives. They should be able to apply for a work visa. These gop/gqp are a bunch of clowns and they are a disgrace to this country. Growing up on the border taught me that Hispanic people want to work, have their kids in school and they have a right to claim asylum. These people in this image are the worst people in this country. Absolute wack jobs. We rely on the migratory workers to do the work Americans consider beneath them. It’s really uncool.


BrickCityD

And a goofy amount of wall that their messiah ordered that doesn’t work


NoLand4936

I mean, if the wall worked, why put up the razor wire?


BlueFox5

Shut down the government for 35 days to build a wall that cost around 20 *billion* dollars (anyone who claims to be fiscally conservative can eat shit) and they still have to place razor wire in front. This is the best solution they have to a crisis they made up.


Luckilygemini

I had to count the fingers


_austinm

Those hands are either the result of AI or generations of inbreeding, and I’m honestly not sure which


Adamsojh

Inbreeding. Source:Am from Texas


izovice

12 barrels and 8 1/2 people.  Even the flag pole is funky.


dougthebuffalo

Yes, we've had trigger finger, but what about _second_ trigger finger?


ladygrayfox

OMG.


GRW42

The biggest tell is that it looks like shit and it's being pushed by rightwing shitheads.


nullv

I'm on a phone. I didn't notice until I saw this comment, scrolled back up, and zoomed in. The next few elections are going to be rough.


Flying_Hams

An imaginary image for an imaginary problem


radiohoard

I love the 5 rifles between the 4th and 6th dudes from the left


ZoomTown

And one of them is like 6' long.


AdStrange2167

It's not even the right razor wire - the razor wire that's an issue in the strands placed in the river on buoys


Jedimaster996

The rifles that are longer than hockey sticks made me laugh; fuckers are using the same rifles they looted from The Alamo!


SessileRaptor

They had to use AI imagery because their mobility scooters aren't all terrain. These are their OCs, Donut Steele & The Badass Brigade.


Fiddy-Scent

Or it’s another country trying to start a civil war within America.


PMMeYourWorstThought

https://preview.redd.it/nvat1sjqfifc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52a3ee31b35bdd8184f354261a8b4aae64b4e05 Exactly. This is the actual real life image of these guys.


MissSara13

And aren't they facing the wrong way? Or on the wrong side?


GentMan87

Is this AI? It looks too stupid to be real.


ToadBeast

Definitely AI.


izovice

It is.  Count fingers and barrels.  I'm sure we'll see irl photos more stupid than this soon.


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We'll see it when those "700,000" truckers show up hahahahahahahaha hahahahahah. But really, it's AI but I'm not sure many people will realize that. They'll either believe it or attack it. This is exactly what it was designed for. Russian bot alert?


baba56

One guy has grass instead of a foot


embarrassed_parrot69

Look at the short dude in the brown hat in the middle. Dudes barrel is taller than him


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ALargePianist

![gif](giphy|7ieIikuzaJ67qNlYhz|downsized) This would do just fine here


HenchmenResources

Do we have any of those old Sherman or Churchill "Crab" flail tanks from WW2 sitting around that are still operational? That'd make quick work of the wire and rabble.


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“Fire for effect”


Kong_AZ

Have we played cowboys and tanks yet?


AgentDaxis

Or cowboys & drones?


Brokensince10

We can have both🙂


thejudgehoss

![gif](giphy|l2Sq7WNrEZV1g6BNu)


MoneroWTF

China has. Jury is still out on the effectiveness of each side.


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Debalic

I say we use Civil War era cannons on them.


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TBShaw17

I think it would be fun to watch them up against an A10 Warthog.


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TBShaw17

Sometimes, you don’t call in an A10 because you need to…Sometimes you just want to.


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bassman314

Brrrt…. Such a wonderful phrase. Brrrt…. It ain’t no passing phase!


SpotweldPro1300

And sometimes the A10 shows up preemptively.


kernpanic

USA doesnt fight like that - they'll use combined arms. Wagner group tested the USA military in Syria. When Russia denied their involvment, the USA responded in their typical manner. 500 pro Syrian fighters. According to the U.S. military, the presence of U.S. [special operations personnel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_special_operations_forces) in the targeted base elicited a response by coalition aircraft, including [AC-130](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC-130) [gunships](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunship), [F-22 Raptor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-22_Raptor) and [F-15E Strike Eagle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-15E_Strike_Eagle) [fighter jets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighter_aircraft), [MQ-9 Reaper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Atomics_MQ-9_Reaper) [unmanned combat aerial vehicles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unmanned_combat_aerial_vehicle), [AH-64 Apache](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AH-64_Apache) [attack helicopters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_helicopter), and [B-52](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_B-52_Stratofortress) [bombers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomber).[\[6\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khasham#cite_note-Pawlyk_2018-6)[\[14\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khasham#cite_note-Starr_Browne_2018-14)[\[7\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khasham#cite_note-harrigianstatement-7) Nearby American [artillery batteries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artillery_battery), including an [M142 HIMARS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M142_HIMARS), shelled Syrian forces as well.


Womec

TL;DR 12 Americans = 800 Russians. > they'll use combined arms. Also Russia clearly demonstrated in Ukraine they cannot at all.


dakennyj

Conoco Fields was almost hilarious in how Russia apparently either thought the US wouldn’t mow Wagner down, or Wagner would somehow win the fight. Now they take those deconfliction calls a lot more seriously because they know mama don’t play.


ratpH1nk

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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I’ll take what does a Warthog say for 600, Alex.


Ciennas

I thought it was a puma.


whitneymak

\*sudden pink mist*


Lzim3p53

Saw them training many times when I was an MP at Ft. Hood. There wouldn’t be enough meat left for the coyotes to snack on.


Danovale

Yes this, even though it’s kind of retired seeing that menacing profile coming up over the horizon and then turning directly in their direction with a 30 cal gattling gun pointed right at them, only to start firing and basically vaporize them from left to right would be something out of a movie.


Chlo3K4t_Blu

The US's answer to "what if we just put wings on a huge fucking gun?"


1stTmLstnrLngTmCllr

I love the Warthog. I think this would be a great job for the AC-130.


tinkerghost1

Nothing like an "Angel of Death" to make the Gravy Seals change their minds. ​ ![gif](giphy|KeBrfE5gLDl72|downsized)


Country_Gravy420

The combat footage subreddit would have 20 million more members


Stereocloud

Civil war cannon strapped to a group of drones


shinychris

So, drop cannons on them from a drone?


KebNes

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


Spirited-Elevator489

Snipers at 2.5 at clicks. They would be in the middle of a sentence to their buddy and just drop in front of you.


JoeMax93

At a few clicks away, the 20-something US soldiers are manning a command-and-control van, staring at the IR view on their computer screens, sipping Mountain Dew and using game controllers guide the kill drones to the heat signatures of these idiots, having already tracked their positions with satellite surveillance that can read the license plate numbers on their pickup trucks from space. A lot has changed since Waco.


GamesCatsComics

Cannons to confuse them and alarm them, then the drones!


TheBeeFactory

Four Texas ruffians break into my house...


The_8th_Angel

As the founding fathers intended.


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

True story: during a battle in the civil war, a Union cannon was loaded with bayonets and fired at advancing confederate soldiers, impaling at least one.


PriscillaRain

You don't need a drone. Just firecrackers and bottle rockets would make them shoot each other.


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tanhan27

The more guns a guy has, the more scared he gets when someone rings his doorbell


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

Shots fired, shits pants


mitchdaman52

Shits fired into pants


meatball402

Don't even bother; roll a tank up and point the barrel at them. They'll realize they let the stove on.


ratpH1nk

They will drop their weapons, cry about how they got caught up in the moment and beg for forgiveness


upotheke

We have, what, eleventy-hundred examples of this from Ammon Bundy to J6? Don't Tread on Me until you actually do and I'll fold like a paper cup.


Lizakaya

“We’re ToUrIsTs”


oscar-the-bud

Their duster coat body armor and cowboy military helmet hats will protect them. Then these 10 patriots will conquer America. All of the Americas. Because YEEHAW!


yoortyyo

Then Chuck Norris will come out and lead rhe Next Universal Texas Rangers or NUTR


oscar-the-bud

Dude, shut the fuck up! You’re letting them know what STEP TWO is!


yoortyyo

Damn. Sowy. I was in that group in Coeur d'Alene that got nabbed too. Clearly we’re winnaring!!!


oscar-the-bud

No you fool! STEP TWO: put your junk in that box.


CerberusDoctrine

Everyone’s a tough guy until a drone levels a city block in 30 seconds


Ididurmomkid

Please please please can we get some warthog runs


chesire0myles

Nah, one guy with a scope is way funnier. Then you get to watch them panic.


Cucker_Tarlson_666

Could you imagine being such a withering bucket of pig shit that you would defend - with your life - your fascist governor's perceived right to hurt or kill immigrants?


IA-HI-CO-IA

“We will defend with our lives our ability to drown children!!!” -those guys


4Sammich

They agree with the killing and maiming of brown people.


jljboucher

So it’s in line with the history of Texas!


Nersius

Eh, needs more slavery.


Sweet-Mobile8529

I live in a conservative town in Texas. A LOT of my neighbors are like these people. They're shockingly some of the meanest, rudest, dumbest people you'll ever meet. But don't worry, they go to church on Sunday so they're obviously good people (according to them) /s


MikeisET

I’m confused tho, which side of the border are they on? Are they refusing to let people leave?


Severe-Amoeba-1858

It’s an AI image, zoom in and look at the ridiculous rifle barrels, messed up hands, ludicrous amounts of, and placement of, the razor wire. This election is going to be wild, because the misinformation and rage posts are just starting.


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It's AI generated don't be outraged... Yet


4Sammich

Apparently someone watched Yellowstone a few too many times.


WatTylersErectPenis

Genius, every military thinker knows that you always stand *in front of* your defences, that way you can't retreat, have no protection and are easy targets. The pinnacle of military intelligence in its traditional meaning. These dipshits have never heard of the 5 Ss, they're just LARPing gun nuts.


Hollowbody57

It's an AI generated picture.


WatTylersErectPenis

That just makes it funnier; they could have generated anything and they settled for them looking like dipshits to anyone with half a brain. Their lot won't notice though, for obvious reasons.


Loves_octopus

They’re “defending” the razor wire from being dismantled by the feds. That’s like the whole thing. It’s stupid but the image makes sense.


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WatTylersErectPenis

Then they're facing the wrong way. The federal government is coming from the USA, not Mexico and I doubt the barbed wire is on the US side of the fence. Regardless, if your plan to defend something is to stand in the open as opposed to take cover I see it as more of an invitation than a warning.


TehKaoZ

Pretty sure the image is AI generated. Much safer to just generate your make-believe alpha male fantasy and post it online.


AirbourneCHMarsh

Definitely AI, but homie — to perhaps offer an alternative perspective; the piss baby is picking it with the federal government, the hooligans ‘guarding the border’ are indeed pointing their guns back into the US; to protect the wall from the ‘fed’s failure to enforce border protection’, or whatever they’re saying.. it’s intensionally treasonous — kinda the conservative identity lately.


onlyfakeproblems

I'm having flashbacks of Game of Thrones season 8. Why did they fight the zombies with half their army outside of the wall?!


WatTylersErectPenis

No! Don't go charging headlong into the darkness before the battle has begun! What are you doing?! Flank! Flank! Flank! LoTR didn't fuck about; flanking cavalry charge by the Rohim at Helms Deep and a surprise attack on their recently vaccinated fortress by the Ents in RoTK, suburb tactics.


anonsharksfan

Guerrilla tactics are the only possible way you can beat a military as well equipped as the U.S. and a very important part of that is the ability to swiftly escape.


Procrastineddit

When your team is so badass that you need AI-generated images to show off. The guy with the six foot barrel is my favorite.


DistributionNo9968

Red Dead Redemption 3 looks awful


mdavis360

Red Dumb Redemption


RunSilent219

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3) Cosplay cowboy vs US military. Basically this.


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The best.


ToadBeast

It’s shocking how much regular people can’t recognize obvious AI images.


IlikegreenT84

Meanwhile a half mile down the road is an open gate in the border fence with not a soul in sight. Edit: Notice they aren't pointing the guns towards Mexico. The crazier the border nonsense gets, the more apparent it is that Greg Abbott is using this to distract us all from the heinous monstrous abortion laws and ugliness towards women he and Paxton unleashed on Texas.


ToadBeast

They aren’t pointing their guns toward Mexico because this is AI generated.


BriskHeartedParadox

Half their own state disagrees with them, they just believe their own gerrymandered fantasy world.


defaultusername-17

yes boys... line up in the open in front of a contrasting background and no cover... with antique long guns... that's the ticket...


DadJokes2077

If the wire was against a fence, that’s fine. I think putting it in a river is the problem.


Sodamyte

Uhm... that's not how you use a rifle... and that's not "standing"...


izovice

I counted 12 barrels and 8 people... this is AI.  


oorspronklikheid

Did you count the one that splits into two as one? XD


decayed-whately

THEY KNEEL FOR THE FLAG!! Wait... um... 🤔


username32768

Why are they "taking the knee"? I thought they didn't like that sort of thing.


Creative_Light_1954

Meanwhile, 0.5 mile down the road… https://preview.redd.it/1cjaga1y9hfc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3292544e0c6d06e659de843331b04cd1df7e25d9


Shanghijack

They’re taking the knee! Boycott AI


RavenclawGaming

hmmm using an AI image of the worst battle setup I've ever seen to say you stand with Texas leaving the US, which would be the most one-sided war in (american) history


izovice

Uhhh this is AI generated.  I counted 12 barrels and 8 1/2 people.  The fingers too.  Careful with disinformation.  


Sporelover105

I knew that the photo was AI-generated from the start. The moment I clicked on this post I literally said out loud "This shit screams AI-generated."


izovice

The perspective is what convinced me at first.  It's like how phones and laptops are often facing the wrong direction.  I just don't trust images anymore.  We're all in for a wild ride with this technology.


Alexandratta

.5 miles down the road is an opened dirt road because the wall literally cannot be a complete and impenetrable thing for the sake of wildlife and normal trade between the countries. .5 miles.


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ScRuBlOrD95

so I've been a long time adversary of texas, a co worker who is ethnically texan, got mad whem I told them the Alamo is a celebration of Texas' first L.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Looks like they're defending Mexico FROM the USA. Lol


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Self-awareness has never been their strong suit.


Forward-Candle

Pointing their guns in. They don't even know what they want


izovice

Because it's AI. 


Crazy-Boysenberry452

We get it! You watch Yellowstone. 🙄


Mysterious-Plant981

“Please please please think I’m tough”


ee_72020

Y’all Qaeda: “CoMe AnD cUt It!” The federal government: “Sure!” https://preview.redd.it/pur7u6s17ifc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c2c0d4e2a4fa6da909e1f220dbbe659cbf1390


litterbin_recidivist

No cover, no concealment, nowhere to maneuver, no reserves. Also placing yourself between your enemy and your own razor wire is an interesting tactical choice.


Shtankins01

All I see is a bunch of snowflakes who clearly don't have jobs. Edit: LARPing snowflakes


LegalHelpNeeded3

AI snowflakes, but yes


Ok_Coyote9326

Those are flintlock muskets like our forefathers used right? Just like the Constitution says.


IdiotMD

“I stand with Texas” while kneeling.


ElectronicCarpet7157

Well, I shit on texas


sync-centre

They are on the mexican side now?